Joey Diaz Isn't Going to a Buffet
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 มิ.ย. 2024
- Excerpt from This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #508 | Joey Diaz
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“He was a real susceptible fella”😭
Too quick wit it
It travels through the air
He inhaled leprosy
Me
They all had a diabetic foot 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Saw a female with one and kept laughing cuz of Joey haha
Hilarious 😢😂
Joey’s lookin good, much healthier.
Yeah he's down like 20 lbs at least since I seen him last
Lookin like a docta
He compared buffets to prohibition speakeazy's lmfaooo
Special pickles and gay watermelon? 🤣 for only $2
Black puddin, Reeboks on sale… 😂
7×2=14 =5
Premier edition 😂
@Reishira-ln73ks Special pickles = special math
That fuckin uh country crock 😂
Country cock!!!
Communist Chedder Cheese: Your serving of calcium, your serving of communism.
My brother in law is a massive human. He goes to the buffets and you can see the owners and managers just sweating bullets. He goes and eats 200 shrimp
WE EAT SO MANY SHRIMP
I GOT IODINE POISONING 🗣️🗣️🗣️
In La we have a shakeys pizza that have a all you can eat buffet…
I thought it would be smart to go there when it opens. I was wrong. There was a massive guy who kept eating all the pizzas. Then when they would bring a new one out and he would fill his plate with more. He was pissing me off
Fatso they call em
Is he single?
Please make a video.
These 2 need their own podcast together
Joey's right, I went to a Chinese buffet last month and I looked around and my faith in humanity plummeted
huh?
black people, and overweight white people love those buffets
The ones with the hibachi still hit but not how they used to back in the day
It's how I feel when I look around when I'm in Planet Fitness. 😂
😂😂😅
everything is hilarious when Uncle Joey is on!
Joeys ankles for sure are purple bruh
bros feet probably look insane
Crazy how hes talking considering how nasty tjat man look
@@kf1416he used to joke about his f*cked up toe, how it had fungus and was ingrown and a hangnail
nah you just told us you dont watch him he does everything to not get his leg swol and always puts them up everytime he goes to bed for over 20 years every day he says
@@davideojockey6237that's not how that works. Atherosclerosis or diabetes doesn't care if you have your feet up.
Diabetes: Guy put his feet up.
Atherosclerosis: lol
A buffet is the only fans for the dinner community!
Strange I read your comment at the same time he said that. It was like Theo was narrating your comment.
So true 😂
“Don Fattingly” 😂😂
Yo. Joey is just radiating with light! I am absolutely loving his health journey. Mentally and spiritually. keep up the good work, brother, God sees you.
He said if he sees a diabetic foot in a restaurant he’s gotta go. What in the actual… Hahaha
The diabetic foot in a restaurant is the modern day equivalent of a dead canary in a coal mine
@@andrewp.4609 Being from and in West Virginia, I can’t tell you how solid a comment that is.🏆
"The Reebok's were on sale"
Two of those rare MF's that walk around with their clip full 24/7.
The Howard Johnson shit is real...I grew up medium poor, once a year my parents would take me to see my dad's parents in the middle of nowhere Mississippi, some real red dirt shit....we would stay at the Howard Johnson in town....heated pool, room service, it was like going to the fucking Hilton...
Medium poor lol😂💀
@@tiffanybalcazar6531I know exactly what they mean too, haha!
Yeah it means your parents were drug addicts 😂
The leprosy line killed me.
Don Fattingly💀
Shoney's breakfast buffet in the morning is the best. Their spaghetti too
Spaghetti, bacon, hash brown, sausage, eggs and donuts...great breakfast
Menthol bread pudding lmao that’s some creative shit
It’s actually the literal opposite of creative. It’s shit.
@@ChideNorms nah you're wrong it's creative shit
@@ChideNormsliterally every comment you leave is some jab at the comedians who boost the viewership for and it is always ignored by everybody else in the comments 😂😂😂
@@Tenxents huh?
2:51 golden corral
At Cracker Barrel for another dollar you can teabag a bronze statue of John Wayne.
I literally lol'd reading this
You’re trying too hard
I'd pay you a dollar to never tell that joke again😂 what a shit joke
@@sharonmontano4924 Aww, did you say something sweetie? You see that? That's my teabag on your chin.
Lmao
from gay water to comedy to leprosy in under 2 mins
Just imagine being the camera guy in a room with Theo Von and Joey Diaz….BEST TIME EVER
They put the FDA and random adds on instagram on the same level 😂
Joey is glowing! Nice to see him still doing good and happy 👍
Gay watermelon is crazy
Ive never seen theo laugh that hard 😂 this was hilarious
“What’s the place with the chocolate fountain?"
"Uh ohh …. Memphis"😂😂
I was surprised this wasn’t a top comment. Hilarious. 😂😂
country crock is wild 😆
Fucking “Country Crock.” Hahahaha
@@datdudecollinsso damn funny ahahahah 🤣🤣
Count how many adults over 18 are a normal weight vs obese now in any given situation; it’s nuts. Can’t help but notice it where I live…
Same here kinda depressing
I live in East Tennessee and see this every time I go to Wal Mart. Everyone is obese… usually a few zooming around on the disabled people carts. It’s soul crushing. Humanity is doomed.
It's majority young people too is the crazy part. And the majority of that is women 😂 GO figure
look at TH-cam videos from the 80s. Concerts, classrooms etc, the amount of overweight people were at a minimum. Look at today 80% of people are complete messes. Put them on the front cover of the Sports Illustrated swim suit edition because ITS THE NORM.
We will end up like the people in WALL-E.
I saw a 600lb woman at Golden Corral as a kid. And I could not take my eyes off her calves
People with legs so fat there is no distinction between the thigh, calf or ankles are my favorite.. Looks like a elephant leg
I think the PC term is still "children", no matter how much of a cow the mum was
It was like a ballon. I have never seen such a distorted anatomy
@@keatonjorgensen8793 Brutal
@@BarackObamaJedipearls, before swine.
Buffets are like the new speakeasy lmao!!! Theo needs to turn that in to a new bit!!!
Real susceptible fella 😂 3:00
Axygen Theo 5:41
Golden Corral is the gateway to the end for me.
My mother and stepfather go to Golden Corral. They eat until they get full, then they take a bench break, then they go back at it.
Theo is one of the few people that'll crack Joey Diaz up. I love it.
Love these two together
Tell him, I bet his farts could make a buzzard pass out over a maggot pile
We the people love joey diaz
“Here is a good mortician” hahaha
I wish they had Howard Johnson's today he said $15 a night
For what
For a room at the hotel/travelodge. Howard Johnson's wasn't just a restaurant.
Howard Johnson's isn't around anymore?
And they had a restaurant?
@@iunnox666 It started as a restaurant and expanded into hotels but now it's just hotels
They do there's one 3 miles from me it's 55 now lol
Shoney’s was the lick. Breakfast buffet was crazy.
Damn Joey is in good shape!
Joey rolls around with Mortician business cards😂😂😂
Joey Wheezing at the end over there sounds like someone inhaling pure oxygen from a tank.
Watching this on my way back from a Chinese buffet 😂
In Jersey we call Howard Johnsons the Ho Jo 😂😂
This video is making me want to go to a buffet. Weed is kickin tonight, Jack 😂
They’re like cattle on axe e gen
Ahahahaha 😂I’m dying
3:03 i love how Joey doesn't realize it was Golden Corral he was talking about with the chocolate fountain
“You’ll die” 🤣😂
"Buffets. The OnlyFans of the dinner service." Lol
I’m at work, security, on my phone strolling
Missing grandparents for 40$ 😂😂😂damn it he is naturally funny
“Dude was very susceptible” 🙈🤣
we got a hojo in windsor id be surprised if theo didnt stay there when he performed here LOL
Joey doesn’t know he just found the friend that will absolutely appreciate his next level friendship. What a perfect duo. The kid he always wanted and the father he always wanted
I love your videos 🙏🏼
This episode was funny af 😂😂😂😂😂😂
bro when he said Memphis when Diaz said who's got the chocolate fountain
Shoney's breakfast bar was the shit!
“The only fans of the dinner community”😂😂😂
Joey has more stories, than years his been on earth…. Cubans are known for talking shit, and Joey is the leader !!
And Theo alone is right behind them.
Don fattingly!!! 😂
People still do "premium buffets" of all food types. The most common of course being East Asian Buffets, and the "premium" treatment gets you access to half shell oysters, freshly cooked steak, sushi, etc.
don fattingly almost killed me
“Listen, here’s a good mortician”……😂😂😂😂😂😂
Things are never as it seems
where did the other half of Diaz go??
Shoneys in Greenville Alabama was one of my favorite restaurant as a kid and the roped off areas felt exactly how Theo describes it 😂🤣 never knew it was an actual Inn tho
Uncle Joey is the best.
Way. Remembering these types of places is really becoming like the pyramids in Egypt
Don Fattingly 😂😂😂
Nothing says refined gentleman better than those special pickles
He looks good man and he’s on fire
Joey and Theo together, just shooting the shit about anything, is what the world needs. Lets get these two on a pod regularly.... the Church of This Past Weekend
We had Shoneys, Ryan’s, and Ponderosa growing up lol
He called Cracker Barrell "Country Crock" 😂
Bro Theo has a sleeper build I can tell
still get my beer down the street at the Ho Jo
The creases on either side of joeys nose are like a inch and a half deep 😮😮.. look at the shadows them bad boys cast 😂😂
When i was a kid we had a Ponderosa one town over (northern Michigan/midwest area) idk how many of those are still in business but i LOVED going to that shit as a kid lol, wish we still had one close by lol
5:12 did he say Paducah as in Paducah, KY? I live an hour from there
Don Fattingly 😂
I KNEW Shoney’s was on the list 😂
We all need an Uncle Joey lol
Lol, why tf you always have all these bots in the comments? 😂😂
I didn't even know you could have an ass as a profile pic 😂😂
" my buddy got leprosy at one of those places" WTF ??😂
Joey’s drinking Magnesium Citrate
There's a Howard Johnson in my city. People mostly use the rooms to party.
Joey's actually looking pretty good
I love how Joey the guy who snorted coke like I drink water is talking about health. Haha😂. Joey does look good though
Black pudding... Sir you mean chocolate? Lmfaoo
golden corral bourbon chicken and meat loaf is banging. 🍻
“The Only Fans of the Dinner community” 😆😂😂😂😂😂
Shoneys was it ! I Remember me and my cousins when we were kids took a road trip with my aunts. We stopped at a hotel and they had shoneys next door. It was all you could eat breakfast. When I tell you we got an infinite amount of bacon alone , with pancakes. It was heaven !
Cracker Barrel a cut above the rest here. Generally clean and they just upgraded their menu.