How To INVADE GERMANY in Crusader Kings 2 - 100 Stat Man Returns

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ธ.ค. 2018
  • Welcome to the RETURN OF THE 100 STAT MAN!!!! That's right he is back with a new wonderful trait! The IMMORTAL!
    After the last video which you can watch here:
    • CK2 But All Stats Are ...
    100 stat man went to see Odin and challenged him! Odin won however sent stat man back to the world of ck2 holy fury as an immortal out of hope that he would never return!
    NEWS FLASH HE IS BACK! And better than ever with a new location and new goal in mind! So join us on this British humor-filled montage of funny clips and ck2 memes.
    Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
    Today I have edited a funny moments montage of my crusader kings 2 holy fury game in which I created a character who simply could not be defeated. Some would say it is a major game-breaking exploit.
    The video is rather similar to the incredible 100 strat man in that we effectively are observing a ck2 germanic character go on a rampage of mass sacrifices to Odin for more favor on duels.
    SUBSCRIBE TO VALEFISK NOW!!!
    I strongly recommend watching drew durnil and his ck2 video. Also check out Valefisks latest and greatest violation of the Geneva convention.
    If you enjoyed the video please feel free to give it a like and consider subscribing to join the community!
    #ck2 #funny #montage
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  • @Utimaxgaming
    @Utimaxgaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    "The fbi are always watching"
    - proceeds to sacrifice children in his prison

    • @dovalist6637
      @dovalist6637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The FBI liked that

    • @minecraftfirefighter
      @minecraftfirefighter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      the cia stops the intervention...

    • @jamesgors6650
      @jamesgors6650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But now they're watching more...

    • @samhansen9771
      @samhansen9771 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ThatUndeadLegacy oh my god I never thought of that before!

    • @samhansen9771
      @samhansen9771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ThatUndeadLegacy well I was thinking more along the lines of reviewing seized materials for clues and info...

  • @danielfroggitt2967
    @danielfroggitt2967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "It's huge, look at how big it is" - Spiff, 2018

  • @sandronecromancer
    @sandronecromancer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love that old-Spiff version with memes jumping in the middle of the video every 5 minutes

  • @rymdalkis
    @rymdalkis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "What's my wife doing? She hasn't given me any kids recently"
    *Wife is 52 years old*

    • @isaacibbotson4632
      @isaacibbotson4632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *murders her in cold blood, considers marrying his granddaughter*

  • @yyaakii
    @yyaakii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    I love this series haha

  • @aaronclark7645
    @aaronclark7645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    What kind of video would I like to see next? A long one for sure

    • @aaronclark7645
      @aaronclark7645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thespiffingbrit ooo that is wonderful, I love your stuff and 100 stat man's glorious empire

    • @joeyplays6621
      @joeyplays6621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its huge! look how big it is!

  • @dimn9403
    @dimn9403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Just wanted to point out, the guy that dropped the sword of heaven is the son of the Devil, 3:59

  • @ryanfitzgerald94
    @ryanfitzgerald94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    You should definitely unite Finland, Sweden and Norway too make the Hinga Dinga Durgen Empire!

    • @ryanfitzgerald94
      @ryanfitzgerald94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Once Scandinavia is united we could finally celebrate Leif Erikson Day!

    • @finalbacker5468
      @finalbacker5468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Norway doesn't exist though

    • @MultiNaruto900
      @MultiNaruto900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Simmi Strumpur And Greenland

  • @taxis_net
    @taxis_net 5 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    Why isn't all of Scandinavia Swedish yet? C'mon 100statman

    • @KatLovesUU
      @KatLovesUU 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THIS

    • @ryanfitzgerald94
      @ryanfitzgerald94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The Spiffing Brit we will not rest until Scandinavia is under complete control of 100 stat man

    • @JomaxGames
      @JomaxGames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thespiffingbrit yay

    • @truedarklander
      @truedarklander 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thespiffingbrit TommyKay got all of Scandinavia within 2 generations in a normal game, step it up

    • @KatLovesUU
      @KatLovesUU 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thespiffingbrit Not like the soviets are going to take it.

  • @pernelladams448
    @pernelladams448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “What do you want to see next?”
    Me: WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!

  • @ninegame3710
    @ninegame3710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    3:59 sword from heavens original owner is Duke Ardoino son of the devil
    Now that ironic

  • @TheRealAaronbrine
    @TheRealAaronbrine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:07 I think he just came from all that murder. LMAO

  • @littleluke2005
    @littleluke2005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Murder or money, NO,
    MURDER *AND* MONEY

  • @superstan1108
    @superstan1108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    4:36, those are some *very* happy noises, eh Spiff?

    • @__-yx7ys
      @__-yx7ys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably saw bokoen1 's face reveal

    • @-Faris-
      @-Faris- 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      superstan 110 6:20

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Spiffing Brit is How To Basic confirmed

  • @I_like_big_bombs
    @I_like_big_bombs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Sword From God"
    Looks like 100 Stat Man gave himself a Sword.

  • @Demonica2539
    @Demonica2539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Ahhhhhhh.....the screams....they only get easier." -Spiffingbrit
    Got that right, friend.

  • @kidurken7113
    @kidurken7113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think this 100 stat man series is my favorite series you've done so far. Keep up the good work

  • @alexanderormwiklund
    @alexanderormwiklund 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It's obviously medival week in Gotland so they are kinda drunk so that's why they are dancing

  • @asambi69
    @asambi69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love this series, Keep up the amazing work.

  • @scoobydoo2587
    @scoobydoo2587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really love your content, Ive been watching almost every single one of your videos since I subbed ^^
    I hope you keep up the good work :D

  • @54odst
    @54odst 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I didn't think I would enjoy these videos as much as I did but I am goddamn loving it so far.

  • @kaneoconnor8102
    @kaneoconnor8102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg that FBI scene was hilarious!
    I love the series bro!

  • @cait-eriona2631
    @cait-eriona2631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That bear must have gotten fat by now..

  • @Socrates458
    @Socrates458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Did anyone else notice that the Sword from Heaven was originally owned by someone with the title “Son of the Devil”?

  • @droezjjj3927
    @droezjjj3927 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is your best series ever

  • @Autconscipatheonive
    @Autconscipatheonive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:26 Everyone remember to like and subscribe to spiff. important message at 5:12

  • @ceres3095
    @ceres3095 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This series is the reason I subscribed

  • @liam-ethanwallis4924
    @liam-ethanwallis4924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    4:00 The original owner of the sword was literally the son of the Devil. Why the heck do the people in that world think something belonging to the son of the literal devil came from god? Just why

    • @YourLocalMairaaboo
      @YourLocalMairaaboo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe they think it was the sword the devil used before he rebelled?

  • @Smeghead76
    @Smeghead76 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Spiff: Money or murder?
    Me: Why do you even ask the question; we all know what the answer will be...

  • @mgtnquasar8092
    @mgtnquasar8092 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this channel!!!

  • @seane5772
    @seane5772 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your videos are amazing Sir Spiff I am just downloading Crusader Kings 2 on laptop can't wait to play this game 😂

  • @crusaderoftrees2255
    @crusaderoftrees2255 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Keep makeing more greatest series of ck2 I've seen

  • @JESUSCHRIST-ee5tb
    @JESUSCHRIST-ee5tb 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:05 is the sound of 1000 virgins forever at the age of 21 with the body of pink sparkles glorious

  • @KaiserFuchs237
    @KaiserFuchs237 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I need more of this in my life

  • @jonschaub5912
    @jonschaub5912 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've always wanted a paradox TH-cam who actually makes me laugh and also makes ck2.

  • @NeilJan99
    @NeilJan99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I grow increasingly worried for Spif's mental state due to the "happy noises" after a crusade.

  • @lilalampenschirm3203
    @lilalampenschirm3203 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:13 I’m impressed by this cut. Was it even a cut? If it was than it took me three times of watching these few seconds to identify it. Nicely done!

  • @duskguardian00
    @duskguardian00 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is one of the best series I have ever seen, I see 100 stat man new video in my youtube feed /instaclick

  • @79lollero
    @79lollero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Yes yes yes

  • @xxchaosxx3076
    @xxchaosxx3076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Finally i have bace southern Swedish. Hail Chairman 100 sacrifice the emperor of the HRE for his crimes against the revolution

  • @serkif1
    @serkif1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Somehow, I genuinely never expect it when he catches us in the middle of a video

  • @odinallfather4560
    @odinallfather4560 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Odin Approves and thank you 100 Stat Man for the sacrifices

  • @elo9704
    @elo9704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *HE IS THE 100 STAT GOD*

  • @danielfroggitt2967
    @danielfroggitt2967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tugor was having a great gap year before he was sacrificed by 100 stat man to himself

  • @kevinverzee8873
    @kevinverzee8873 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Praised be The Mightey 100! would love to see 100 stat man next episode to make mass converts and crush a random nation into the dirt.

  • @joshvines1765
    @joshvines1765 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    i rarely like videos ive liked the last 3 of these there awesome

  • @th3lazypirate879
    @th3lazypirate879 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:04 I heard a bear, spiff, are just letting a bear rampage through your prisons?!
    Nice!

  • @sybertnagant
    @sybertnagant 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this series

  • @Thomas-ry9jy
    @Thomas-ry9jy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Take us austrians too or we‘ll send you an angry moustache model while youre sleeping

  • @Necromancergames
    @Necromancergames 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The beautiful sounds of the prisoners heads falling off

  • @TheMysticStrider
    @TheMysticStrider 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Glad to see another Sam O'nella fan!

  • @btemplar428
    @btemplar428 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Perfection!
    Edit: sacrifices? maybe more of those?

  • @paulusrafaelis4337
    @paulusrafaelis4337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Yay Russia
    Yay England
    Yay France
    Yay Russia
    Yay Mongolia
    Yay India
    Yay Middle East
    I know this is so easy Sorry 100 stat man

    • @-Faris-
      @-Faris- 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yay Africa?
      Yay Tibet?

  • @BichaelStevens
    @BichaelStevens 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brit: "I love gooooooold. I love the look of it, the smell of it, the texture"

  • @rayanhey2411
    @rayanhey2411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As a Lebanese I accept the rule of my God Emperor !!

    • @-Faris-
      @-Faris- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh! A fellow Lebanese viewer! That’s nice to see people of our kind in here.
      (Also I agree with accepting 100stat-man as my ruler)

    • @ozz961
      @ozz961 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ayyy pals let s invade syria

  • @novemberbravo7769
    @novemberbravo7769 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pilliage every last inch of The British Isles

  • @puschkulbobe5371
    @puschkulbobe5371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Will we also see some 100 stat man action in Imperator Rome in the future?

  • @Catman2123
    @Catman2123 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whenever 100 Stat Man executes the prisoners I imagine the scene when Thanos puts the last infinity stone into the gauntlet and the power just flows through this body.

  • @dewaynenelson3189
    @dewaynenelson3189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All shall cower before him, those that look apon him shall go blind, all that hear his voice shall go deaf, and all those that face his wrath shall die in the most painful ways imaginable. All bow down too 100 stat man!

  • @ciantwomey4835
    @ciantwomey4835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I bow down to the almighty 100 stat man

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    *Mongol Horde arrives.*
    Everyone: Scared Shitless.
    100 Stat Man: "... Must. Sacrifice. o-o"

  • @toomintytofresh
    @toomintytofresh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Odin now makes sacrifices for 100 stat man even gave him a sweet as Fuck sword

  • @bobolobo9487
    @bobolobo9487 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    One day I hope I could be what spiff wants, a giant brawny left-handed patient diligent person.

  • @dd99games4
    @dd99games4 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Moreee!!!!

  • @doesthisworkofcoursenot1299
    @doesthisworkofcoursenot1299 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:25
    I hope he means Sam'O Nella Academy

  • @joshi4450
    @joshi4450 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    More 100 Stat man please

  • @danielcooper7606
    @danielcooper7606 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    100 percent of the time spiff should choose genocide over money.

  • @-Faris-
    @-Faris- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I suggest taking the entirety of Poland through that holy war, or “Blitzkrieg” as your citizens in german Sweden would say.

  • @TheDitto1337
    @TheDitto1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Take over the world Spiffy Britt your 100 stats are to stronk. No Secrifices No Victory! remember that xD

  • @kilvgdit9082
    @kilvgdit9082 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Happy New Year.
    Sacrafieced to 100 under the Christmas tree.

  • @maangus6273
    @maangus6273 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    gottland has just invented disco

  • @tsumigo
    @tsumigo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    More of this pls

  • @porky8278
    @porky8278 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Finish of scandanavia for crying out loud.

  • @jakubczaczyk
    @jakubczaczyk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was an adventurer like you, but then I was sacrificed to the God's...

  • @Mongoosegoose
    @Mongoosegoose 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Would love to see 100stat man take over Rimworld™

  • @2headedtasman200
    @2headedtasman200 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m in fucking Germany and still terrified that some guy at the FBI might know my search history.

  • @user-jx3wn2wk4z
    @user-jx3wn2wk4z 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You already have Father land. It's time to fine the finest bride for it!!!

  • @mike_Yeetbaby
    @mike_Yeetbaby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Create the netherlands as your puppet

  • @josephcola9662
    @josephcola9662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:35 : Southern Sweeden. Just like we said.

  • @Thetreetroll
    @Thetreetroll 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would like to see a 100 Stat Man video by The Spiffing Brit
    .

  • @guacamolelover454
    @guacamolelover454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:30 was it "mass hysteria," by "sam o'nella academy"

  • @BleistiftStupser
    @BleistiftStupser 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this series soo much....please dont stop at 1000 Kills!!!
    Go and counquer all of Europa ! All Hail the 100 stat GOD!!!

  • @thomasbandin5091
    @thomasbandin5091 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yay for converting Jerusalem to the real god who is 100 STATMAN

  • @kaljami9095
    @kaljami9095 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy 100 Empire

  • @ifuckingcare4675
    @ifuckingcare4675 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    i;d like to see in the next video you executing 100 people in the dungeons at the same time... might as well keep with the 100's tradition.

  • @NinjaMG
    @NinjaMG 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Tugor looks like Allen from GenerationTech

  • @zoliathan
    @zoliathan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The min-maxer in me wants you to ransom the ones that are actually worth something and then sacrifice the rest,and as you recapture them you just ransom them till they're not worth it and then execute them. But you've got so much gold it seems a little trifling to do it.

  • @pj4975
    @pj4975 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I need more

  • @carlosmedina7266
    @carlosmedina7266 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    *YES*

  • @yellowbrian
    @yellowbrian 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    More sacrifices for Odin

  • @jimbob5026
    @jimbob5026 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh boy, I can't for 100 stat man to conquer the mongols single handedly.

  • @treeAHHH
    @treeAHHH 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    More 100 stat man

  • @someonebackslashevry
    @someonebackslashevry 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    *murders 37 people* "Ahhhh... AHHHHHH..... now, THAT's good"
    -Spiff, 2018

  • @Larry-iu8ht
    @Larry-iu8ht 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I was watching this today my phone fell in toilet still works though

  • @ioannissouzelis3179
    @ioannissouzelis3179 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hello Spiff, I stopped by the comments to tell you that you 're everything I hoped you would be. I love you dude. 😂

  • @spoopyghost8326
    @spoopyghost8326 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:39 he's talking about Sam o nella !

  • @tadhgknight3484
    @tadhgknight3484 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:22
    This is not a growing community of people, it’s a community of growing people, as in the fans are physically getting bigger

  • @smuu1996
    @smuu1996 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    All hail 100 Statman!!!

  • @simplefolk8991
    @simplefolk8991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:57 Irony at its best
    Sword from Heaven, gift from *God*
    Original Owner : Duke Arduino *Son of the Devil*