Crusader kings 2 But I have Zero Stats?? 0 Stat Man Challenge
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ม.ค. 2019
- Welcome ladies and gentlemen to effectively the opposite of our wonderful 100 Stat Man adventure! Presenting King Steve of Wales also known as 0 Stat Man.
He is just an ordinary bloke except all of his stats are set to 0 so realistically he is the worst possible ruler you can have in Crusader Kings 2 (CK2). So yes this one is going to be a huge challenge!
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I quite like 0-Stat-Man. He's actually a decent human being (so far). I guess power really does corrupt as 100stat man shows.
A simple life is a non corutble all he wants to do is be frends with everyone
I do believe you're forgetting how he's trying to conquer some counties from the neighbouring duke.
@@sneedsfeedseed9905 War for some counties doesn't really compare to mass murder of entire Sweden, mass murder of Christian rulers and Blood Sacrifices every week or so.
Every week. Hah! Thems rookie numbers. Need at least 5 blood sacrifices a day, otherwise why are you wasting your time?
@Red Comrade00 If you kill a person, you're still a murderer, just because my dad did it better doesn't make you good.
Nothing makes me more upset than Spiff continuously calling Apostates: ‘Apostles’
I know riiiight
Is there some running gag we're missing? Because that is genuinely irksome.
To 100 Statman apostles are indeed apostates
I mean the Apostles were specific people, not all Christians.
Fraser Cadman
>Taliban kills thousands of people in Afghanistan daily
>A TH-camr pronounces words wrong
Quite obvious which one is more awful.
Herecy! Where is our true lord ans saviour, father of hundreds, slayer of thousands, emperor of millions, 100Stat????
The Virgin Zero Stat Man
>Welsh
>Catholic
>Imbecile
>Not immortal
>Old
>Capable of nothing
The Chad Hundred Stat Man
>Swedish
>Norse
>Immortal
>Can own 21 provinces under the direct control of the crown
>An excellent fighter
>God
>Reformed his faith
>Runs this globe
>Genius
>Ladies man
>Your childhood mentor
Instead of "Norse", I read "Horse". Now that would be a character I'd love to see!
Yeet!
@@AventuroPlays Actually there is an option that your wife would be a horse.
I've seen it somewhere in CK2
@@Serpenziss if your insane and have an imperial title you can get mad at your council and appoint a horse to your government. After which you could merry it but you can get a hire from it without shinagins because its a horse...if your immortal you cab also make your horse chancellor imortal with you.
100 stat man....
0 stat man BEST FRIENDS with 100 stat man, who does anything for his matey.
Plot twist:
It's actually 100 stat man in the beginnig of his life
He's simply lived so long he learned his way up to 100 stats
It couldn't be. He cured his imbecileness through the art of BIG BRAIN ?
I like how that spelling error makes it so close to "0 stat man is the benign of his life (100stat man)"
England: Welp, the King is dead. I can't wait for another Great English Ruler to lead us to-
Norway: *slams fist* Stoopid I'm not even going to give you the chance!
*reverse card has been played*
Crusader Kings 2: where you commit atrocities even worse than rimworld.
@@thespiffingbrit I didn't know you can marry horses in Rimworld
Justin Y. You can marry your Mum, it’s the same thing.
* Agressively Dabs*
to the workshop we go
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1617962857&searchtext=marry+animals
@@thespiffingbrit THROUGH THE POWER OF *MODS*
WHY YOU ARE EVERYWHERE GOD DAMMIT.
13:44 Playing "Flower of Scotland" for Wales... 10/10 Brit *raises a cup of tea in salute even though I'm from a colony that rebelled*
And with an F for wales.... when its just Powys (best Wales) beating up the South
I did wonder about that anthem myself...
It is "Apostate", which is someone who has renounced his former religion. Apostles are a bit different ^^
@Zaxio 005 a prophet or messiah....since yanno....jesus did that
@Zaxio 005 - My best guess would be "heretic" or "apostate", at least from the perspective of his former fellow believers. They would focus on him abandoning his faith.
I personally would call him just a "bit" delusional ;)
I'm not a Theologian, though, so take my answer with a massive load of salt.
@Zaxio 005 - One does not preclude the other :D
Ap-Os-State sounded out phonetically.
@Zaxio 005 a heretic.
He simply can't be stopped. He's so lucky. The only thing that can stop him now is old age... unless he becomes immortal.
This is just every Inbred Karling by the end of the game I swear
Welsh used to use a patronymic naming system until it got anglicised by the English. So, at 4:14 his name is John son of Steve
I like to see Spiff start with a massive disadvantage. See how he makes....this...work lol
Burning an apostle is a whole lot different than burning an apostate...you burn an apostle youre probably an apostate
Nicely put!
Or Roman.
"Hello there Dissapointment" just broke me, its the best
oh no
Edit: he is already dead with those stats!
9:35 That feeling when you cheat on your wife with your wife.
i need more 0 stat man! Please continue the series with more than one life, just add the "Imbecile" trait through console (or change all of their stats to 0 again if you want to stay true to the series) But pleeeeaaase make this a nice and long series! Do it for me, ok? :*
"I just have no idea what is happening in England anymore" yeah that about sums up the 21st century too...
*Britain not England. The whole UK is fucked thank you very much
Ahhh, I remember when Jesus burned the apostles.
What’s the gimmick? Just looks like an average Welshman to me
@Zaxio 005 Because malaria is hard to escape
Lack of sheep means they're half a 0 stat man!
"He's just died of death." -Spiff, 2019
So you essentially became King Harlaus, incompetent but hosting legendary feats every day.
Enjoyed this just as much as 100 steps very amusing. I want to see more CK2
"It's a disappointment (daughter)"
-Spiff
I like every one of Spiff's videos before the video even starts because I know I'm going to enjoy it.
I have no idea what I just watched but I just subbed because I want to see more of this random shit nice video man
the fact that you tag each and every one of these videos with #montage and #funny is absolutely hilarious to me
100 stat man summary: What happens when you either have the best CK2 run ever, or when you cheat/break the game.
0 stat man summary: An average game of CK2.
Would a pacifist run be possible in this game? if so.. that could be fun to see. Also, this and 100 Stat man is great. Keep up the great entertainment.
You can "go tall" where you invest in upgrading your current land instead of conquering land. But you can't go full pacifist because there is always the threat of being attacked or rebelled against. I suppose you could immediately concede every war?
@@Xelights Technically you could go full pacifist since you can have 0% rebellion chance and get everyone to like you enough to not declare war onto you.
There's still adventurers and raiders that'll still need to be murdered to death, so no full pacifist run.
@@the_Kutonarch Just pay off whatever ransom they ask for, no need to fight them.
You can do a defensive wars only pacifist run (but just as a errata to that, Independence CB isn't allowed, even though it's technically a defensive war according to the game. You can use an independence faction request but if your liege refuses to accept it you have to immediately surrender).
But a full pacifist run is basically impossible except as a Patrician, since eventually someone is gonna want your stuff and attack you over it and you not have a means of avoiding it, and a full pacifist would have to immediately surrender.
However it's very possible to play as a pacifist to who avoids conflict except when forced upon them.
"Even though I have no idea what I'm doing as a character, I am good at convincing people I do know what I'm doing" Story of my life lol /facepalm
Fathers a female --> calls her "Disappointment"
I'd say perfectly in character for a XI century king...
Inserts text instead of video, avoids any chance of copystrike. The spiffling Brit, your a genious.
0 Statman, the shadow of what 100 statman could've been if he didn't sacrifice all his friends to himself
7:05 This channel is just a goldmine for quotes.
Spiff you inspire me to play games I already put behind me :) Thx
This is actually quite entertaining you could make this another ck2 series.
Honestly I love when you play ck2 you are the most epic of brits
your king is an absolute butterlord
should've named him harlaus
My heir: 100 stat man
My second in line: 0 stat man
Cancer: hello there
Every fucking time
We need 100 Stat-Horse.
Damn dude I hope you play a devil cult at some point I think that would be cool
I have no clue how to play this, but dear god, i love this
Fools they were believing the power of KING STEVE could be confined to numbers.
100k congrats
The midpoint “like reminder” is genius because im guilty of jumping to the next video and forgetting to like videos that i.. well... like. Lol
You asked the question about the welsh and the “ap” thing. It basically means “of”. As in John, son of Steve. Hope that helps. Love the videos. Definitely didn’t buy Yorkshire tea because of you...
This should have been King Dave the Coffeedrinker. Poor Steve didn't deserve this.
Spiffing Brit is a perfectly balance channel with no exploits unless no exploits video.
0 Stat man is actually doing well! Good for King Steve :D
4:20 *starts singing* "Are you Smarter than Zero-Year Old?"
3:50 Spiff, apostles and apostates are very different.
Not even a year has passed, and yet this video feels like it's so much lower in quality than the current ones. Spiff really blew up in quality and production in 2019
Daaaamn, I have to wait for the next 0 Stat Man video.
I vote that Spiffing does the -Immortal- 0 stat man.
"They lost a hundred, we lost... one." F to the brave dead.
This is hysterical.
A brief nitpicky note: AposTATE = a heretic; a person who follows a religion other than your own
AposTLE = generally considered a servant, a follower, or loyal faithful member.
Basically, they're the opposite, so if you burn apostles, you burn the loyalist faithful. love the content spiff
Can you make an immortal 0 zero stat man play through?
0-stat-man? Hah. Come back when you've created a character with every single bad congenital trait, a bunch of terrible traits, starting as the count of Malta in 769 and gone on to become the Byzantine Emperor with that same character.
The Spiffing Brit is secretly Trotsky, he didnt actually die
Please come back to 100 stat man
OMG Spiff actually quoted my parents when I was born! "hello there dissapointment"
So this is why the king of Swadia is always having feasts...
You let me down bro, I wanted to see some eastern Sweeden and instead I get zero stat man? The world mourns.
Spiffing...
WE NEED 100 STAT MAN VS 0 STAT MAN!
One day... One day Brit will learn the difference between "apostle" and "apostate"
@the spiffing brit, it is literally 4:36am in australia...please just let me sleep properly.
0 stat man is just my normal CK2 run
It's hard NOT to love 0 stat man. He just wants to make friends.
Morg-Wang-Wang lmao the way he said it
Tbh this is wholesome
Oh my, is that statman?
oh no, it's his evil twin, the slightly stat-deprived namtats!
"Oh its a daughter...Hello, Disappointment!"
I'm waiting for the day that Spiff realizes it's not "apostle"
He made a friend and then learned how to diplomacy
When you're the greatest man alive, but your son grows up and ruins your reputation.
To anyone who dares to try, the negative stat man challenge, accomplish something of note (I would recommend going for becoming an emperor) with a charachter like this;
-Naive appeaser as education trait
-Drunkard
-Lunatic
-Disfigured
-One-handed
-One-legged
-Malnourished
-Clubfooted
-Harelip
-Hunchback
-Imbecile
-Lisp
-Dwarf
-Ugly
-Weak
-Frail
-Dull
-Uncouth
-Gluttonous
-Slothful
-Craven
-Shy
-Inbred
-Blinded
-Homosexual and/or left-handed (For the negative church opinion)
-Kinslayer
Give yourself the nahuatl culture (As it is a special culture that normally appears only with the aztec invasion, you will get the "foreigner" opinion penalization with every charachter except your children, if you manage to get those)
-Set your character religion as hellenist, no leader starts with that religion except for a few greek courtiers that usually get converted to orthodox early on (This could be also aztec religion, but I put the hellenist one because it will be less useful, wich is kinda the point)
-You may increase health or in the character builder to give yourself a better chance of not dying randomly at 20, so you can suffer for longer, you can also add diseases like leper or great pox at your liking to worsen your stats even more
For extra difficulty, you can start as a count rather than a king/Duke, start as a tribal/nomad lord, or both, perhaps you would like 796 brittish isles, as they are both tribal and catholic (The catholics will hate you a bit more than the other religions, so it gives a bit of extra difficulty
-You aren't allowed to increase stats other than health in the character builder, and you aren't allowed to get any trait outside of the list above except diseases or negative traits
-Feel completely free to change the game rules as you like, you can disable the aztecs, mongols and central asian invasions, leave them at default, perhaps set them on random and have an early catastrophe to take advantage of...
anyways, if you were able to accomplish anything, let me know
Zero stat man, the arch enemy of 100 stat man
Steve isn't going to be very happy.
Apostate! Apostate! Literally the exact opposite of an apostle.
The real 0 stat man is incapable.
*THE ABSOLUTE MAD LAD*
Every single "apostle" made me want to yell lol. Apostle - followers of the JC dude, Apostate - someone who renounces a religious or political belief
Surprise Trotsky
Suggestion: 50/50 Stat Man. Where you have 50 in half your stats, but zero in everything else.
We need to bring back 100 stat man in order to appease His anger!
What a puny being
Apostates and Apostles are two very different things.
How did this man even get any land to begin with? I am amazed how that even happened.
Damnit I want to see you get to 1000 kills for 100 stat man
0 Stat man? That is basically every character I get in CK2
That's why you have only to do sacrifice to Odin, not to yourself, even if you are an demi-god !
Apostle, apostate, Aeropostale... whichever.
(Ll sounds like a cat hissing sorta)-anna-van vawr, as a Welsh man that's the best I'm gonna be able to try and explain the pronounciation to you. Good video though, 100 Stat Man vs 0 Stat Man deathbattle when?
Has no idea what he's doing but can convince others he does? Sounds like the president.
Ap is the traditional Welsh way of saying son of, so it would mean would John son of Steve
Make a series where you add all beneficial statuses (like you did to 100 stat man) to one npc and see how far he gets.