Becoming God In Crusader Kings 2 - 100 Stat Man Immortal God King Reanu Keeves Only
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ต.ค. 2019
- Have ever wondered if there was such a thing as too much power. And that you have created a character in a video game which has the ability to become god and play god with relative ease! Well today we will be becoming god in crusader kings 2 by creating 100 stat man the immortal god king! And of course our hero and overpowered god of the series has the be Reanu Keeves himself the legend from skyrim with overpowered forks creating perfectly balanced games with no exploits! Anyway sit back relax and enjoy The Spiffing Brit as he brings back 100 Stat Man and that fantastic CK2 Holy Fury DLC!
This video is going to be packed with funny clips in a montage style of british humor!
If you enjoyed this then check out my other 100 stat man and perfectly balanced game series videos!
It is also rather similar to Robbaz , Valefisk and RT Game in style of content!
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Title: Becoming God In Crusader Kings 2 - 100 Stat Man Immortal God King Reanu Keeves Only
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Spiffs son kills himself. My first thought?
"Well at least he isn't trying to kill you anymore."
Have to look on the bright side of these things. Stiff upper lip and all that. We are British after all :)
closest he could get
At the end of the day he just wanted to kill someone from the Keeves family and then he remembered he's one of them.
Ye
@@videoexpert27ok but it has to be boston style tea parties ;p
"Sir, the enemy is charging, where is your horse?"
"Oh, the Moon Ambassador? He's in East Rome, sowing dissent. But don't worry, I am immortal! We will be tickling the enemy into submission come sunset!"
The life of an Apha Chad
Have a turnip my good man
HAIL THE EMPROR
@@MaddeningFly make that my weight in turnips, and we have a deal
Spiff: ❤️
EVERY OTHER MEMBER OF YOUR COUNSEL: "I don't know which is more ludicrous, the fact that our GodKing has appointed his horse to the counsel, that he made his horse immortal, or that said horse is actually doing an amazing job."
This made me laugh so hard.
Wrong channel.
"Yes, I am real man, do you like sowing dissent?"
Is this series going to return?! I love it and can't have it just ending here!
I hope it coming more of this beautiful videos
Well CK3 is just around the corner...
HEY YOU YEA YOU TOMORROW AT 9 OR TONITE AT 9 BC TIMES ZONES HES GONNA DO IT
"Tickled prison right"
Earned title: The Kinky
hahahaha
¿ S E X ?
I think you're thinking of S E X .
*”Oops, my finger slipped and he’s dead.”*
How King Reanu Keeves accidentally turned Mega-France into *ULTRA-FRANCE.*
I didn’t think it would get more hilarious than creating a God Steed. Oh how I was wrong. So delightfully wrong. 😂😂😂
So i became a ULTRA-FRENCH?Good to know!
Name your next child Seymour Clevarge
Port Name: “No Bostinians allowed”
Next invasion: France, please end the border torture
Next objective with glitterhoof: give him a hundred concubines
He could have Glitterhoof go to Russia and the tsarina would capitulate immediately
@@wickederebus best comment here
Concubines are limited at 3
To quote Oliver Twist: “Please Sir, I’d like some more 100 Stat Reanu Keaves.”
"They sent me a blind preacher!"
they're learning, next they'll send you a legless armless blind preacher who can't be mutilated
You can still mutilate the nose and ears HaHAH
@@NightLexic
And nipples
@@NightLexic to the pain then?
Even if he loses the nose and ears you can still tickle him with feathers xd
Im a fan of reading bad poetry to induce madness myself
*Random folk walks in front of the Palace*
Spiff: "Could you please take control of 3 provinces for me?"
I laughed probably harder than I should have over that, needs more likes.
This is my favourite Netflix series.
Dock's name: Don't Drop the Tea
Children's name: Land Holder 3000
Don't forget to marry Arch-Mega-Super Chad, seems to be bethroted and it's no good making the lady wait...
Just imagine a horse walk up, whiny and snort, and suddenly chaos in the other empire. History students and horse owners would have a field day.
"Feeling kinda cute, might revolt later." - France.
hahahahahahahahah
this joke is so obvious i wasn't supposed to be laughing this much
Wait, you're not giving any lands or titles to Glitterhoof? But he's doing such a fantastic job as your advisor, and head diplomat, and ambassador to the moon gods, and secret lover.
Glitterhoof already has the whole damn moon. Now you want to give him land on Earth?
@@AncientSlugThrower absolutely, i'd say he's earned it. With that amazing diplomatic skill and the majestic lightning mane.
Theres a way to give glitterhoof land and a wife and turn your entire kingdom into horses that way.
Arch priest mega chad sounds like an anime character I need to see made now
anime profile stupid fucking weeb
wait
And now we see why Todd Howard tried to trap Reanu Keeves in Skyrim.
And now Todd Howard himself has been trapped in Skyrim.
“It’s only after you chop off someones head you realise how beautiful it is”
~The spiffing Brit
5:53
Off*
Swiss-Army Knight thnx i’m belgian, always trying to improve my english
@@bombsaway1653 consider yourself Grammar Crusaded! ;)
Swiss-Army Knight *grammar.
Ironic, he could correct other peaple from making spelling mistakes, but not himself
Name the harbor, "Big Dave's Big Memorial Harbor"
He would've wanted it that way.
You mean Big Dave and Ragnar Bone Crusher so he doesnt need to make a memorial for each son. Cheaper that way.
We miss Reanu Keeves and his fantastic feathery wheel of torture
"It's only after you chop off someone's head that you realize how beautiful it is" - Spiff's son learned this the hard way.
"Where should I invade?"
Yes.
@@bep935 the slogan is "Where should we Colonize"
Yes
Child Name: "Ragnar II: This time its personal"
Then Ragnar III: the ragnaring
Ragnar II: Pre-electric Boogaloo
Ragnar IV: A New Haupt
Ragnar II: Ragnarok Day.
*sees horse in a position of power*
Sooo has anyone ever seen Spiff and Caligula in the same room together? Or are we just gonna let history repeat itself?
Caligula could have been crazy for making his horse a senator, but it could also have been a power play to show how powerless the senate was and how powerful he was
Your greatest Son : Nuck Choris! Yes this masterful son who will practice diplomacy with a roundhouse kick.
"Swinging my bare hands over the plains"
The lunatic king thinks he's in the mountains of Switzerland.....
"The plaaaains are alive with the sound of slaaauuughterrr!"
Imagine what the enemy sees... this literally crazy immortal just punching armored knights to death, having a ball
Danemark: get the holly site.
Also, get more concubines, to get more kids
As a Dane I would like the British to stay out, as they steal and terrorise.
For Odin !! And no more Catholicism.
And name a kid "Charming" for "Prince Charming" ... this has plot potencial.
@@arhmichal i am very disappointed if Prince Charming wasn't a master in the art of seduction
Imagine the story of King Reanu Keeves as an HBO serie
It would make much more sense than GOT honestly.
"I don't really know why the King of England likes me. I stole his wife, his sister and his concubine"
- spiffing brit
It's BECAUSE you stole his wife, sister and concubine. It's probably the most peace he's ever had.
I think Godeskian would be a spiffing name for offspring of the great Reanu Keeves.
Incidentally, your dry delivery is absolutely fucking hilarious.
LOL!
"Well you win some, you lose some."
"Children?"
"Yeh."
Please can I have a look at your sword?
"What? Why?"
"I just wish to hold it. C'mon, be neighborly"
"I'm not your neighbor. Also, I think I hate you."
Reishadowen look i can fit what’s left of my son in a plastic bag now let me see your stupid sword
C France
Own the whole damn thing
"You only realize how beautiful a person's head is after it's cut off" - 1700s France lol
when you want to torture someone, but he is masochist
Harbour name ideas:
"Harbour No Ill Will"
"The Tea Harbour"
"Launchpad to Boston"
"Docking Area 69"
"Seaport to Sealand"
"Boat Hotel"
Harbour no ill will, is a pretty good one. no comment on the rest of them...
Harbour No Ill Will is just genius
Boat Hotel is great, but I agree with the other 2
Loving "Boat Hotel."
Why not Boatel?????
I think Reanu Keeves would love to own all of france.
*ALL OF IT*
"We invented Time, we are basically TimeLord"
-Spiff
Name the harbor “The Big Dave Memorial Harbor”.
An idea for the name of the harbor:
Big Dave Memorial Boat Hospital
In memory of best/worst boy Big Dave, rip
"I will send my horse Glitterhoof to shatter the Byzantine empire with his diplomacy skill!"
I came to this video expecting madness. You did not disappoint. XD
I absolutely love it. A group of Byzantines standing around. "Hmm. This immortal horse with glowing eyes that shoots lightning bolts told us that a revolution against our empire would be cheeky fun. YEP! That sounds legit!"
I would absolutely love it if Spiff did more of these. They're amazing!
Son: Title Disposal Unit 5000
Bay: The Jorvik Boat Depository
Next invasion: finish off the french.
Bay: The Jorvik Boat Suppository* Corrected it for you.
As soon as my virgin ears heard the name “Archpriest Mega Chad” I grew a beard and deadlifted 1200 pounds before Deus Vulting the nearest heathens
Odin vult? Or dei vult? :D
@@Inf0rmatix huh?
@@alexanderingraham8255 Because deus vult is specifically a Catholic Christian thing.
@@willparry530 ty
@@alexanderingraham8255 np :)
"Tickled me right"
That had me laughing so hard I couldn't breath. Why is that so damn funny.
It seems to have tickled you right as well.
Man, I wish this series would come back... it was awesome...
“Most of the south of Italy”
Points to north and middle Italy.
Lol I thought so too
I would like to see Wohn Jick as a son of Reanu Keeves, please. Thank you, have a good day conquering empires.
harbor name: "dead son bay"
>is british
>has never encountered the word "eschewing"
Tf I thought all british people spoke like 18th century noblemen
^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^
Issa ok, I think dear Spiff might be slightly dyslexic, no biggie.
Where are more episodes??? I NEED more!
Y’all heard of mega France
Well now there’s BEEFY BAVARIA
The great Harbors name
"Reanu Keave's Wet Spot"
Man, Gliterhoof sowing dissent in Constantinople reminds me of a DnD session. (Welp... was actually thinking about sabotaging 🤷♂️)
We were wrongly imprisioned, so the Paladin summoned a horse, used it to break the jail cell door then ordered it to just go crazy so the guards would be distracted and busy.
I guess that is what happens when you drink to much Yorkshire tea and your brain enlargens to 1/100 from Spiff's
"I want it so I can have it for myself"
-Spiff 2019
Reminds me of something mentioned in the movie "The Equilibrium," where someone said "you exist to exist" or something like that.
this is all well and good, but honestly, Spiff, when can we expect your *_"Becoming Prime Minister of Great Britain. Democracy is a perfectly balanced system with no exploits"_* video? finally sponsored by glorious Yorkshire tea of course
Wait is Britain a democracy? I thought it was theocratic aristocratic monarchy?
@@usern4metak3ns , at this point, it is anybody´s guess, i think. I mean, the peasants are voting, the bankers are spending the money of the crown, and then there is the parliament with all the bigwigs. Try to make sence of that, if you can...
Constitutional monarchy where the Constitution drive its power from the King or more currently Queen
Parliamentary democracy. The crown is essentially for show.
Think of it like the Dems and Reps being fractured into lots of smaller parties, each focused on only one or two major issues.
Basically a more clusterfucked, more "take your pick" type of democracy where the parties make deals to get a majority vote in the parliament.
6:33 "Tickled me right" I laughed so hard I cried.
So did he xD
How about “THE GREAT BOSTON HARBOR” where no tea related incidents will ever happen
"Let's hold a Great Blot, people are going to pay to TURNIP"
Also: shouldn't you invade Rome now? If you aren't down with Rome then I vote A.
Legend says that Archpriest Mega Chad fought The Emperor of Mankind at last church of Terra...
"Mad Lad Chad" seems like a good name
bavaria. take back the origin of power. :) great work love the new series
Your videos are funny and great. keep playing and making videos these are great stuff :D Edit: ALL HAIL the horse.
"Arch-priest Mega Chad"
BEST
NAME
EVER!!!
Some name suggestions (some inspiration taken from Keanu Reeves films):
John Thicc/Thick (depends if they're an imbecile or not)
Instead of Neo from the matrix: "Sadly it's Beo"
Constantine with a guillotine (What better way to deal with the French)
Keanu Jeeves
If the child has a birth defect (dwarfism and so on) then "Half baked Harry" will suit as the bun clearly didn't rise all the way in the oven :3
Beefcake Beatrice
The Almighty Chungus
Outstanding Phil Mianus (because we love a good throw back don't we ladies and gentlemen)
Lastly it wouldn't be British without some Shakespeare so "Last shake of the bag" would be a fine name.
Please bring this back, I love this series
*spiff's son dies*
Spiff: "well... That's one less mouth to feed"
Name a child “definitely not Hitler”
I dont think that would be a bright idea ...
That would not end well
And then definitely don't send him to France.
New son names:
Hedgehog von Bellyrubs
Nos
Spiffenson
Reanu Keeves 2: Electric Boogaloo
sees spiff give away ferrara
me: Archpriest Mega Chad will not be happy with you...
Hands down my favourite video ever.
"arch-priest Mega Chad" might be the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life.
What should the name of the Great Harbor be? Why it should be:
Sealand
You should name a child Oford Gabbins. lol love the vids.
"Go on my boy. Youre now the duke prince mega nigel" - why was this so damned funny?!!?!? my humor sensors overloading or something ? cant stop laughing
'because a horse walked in there and said everyone smells funny" THAT killed me
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I'm American but I can feel the tea flowing through my veins
@@thespiffingbrit spiff is making
-the frogs gay-
The americans brittish
@@thespiffingbrit I need to know, how close is Yorkshire tea to Earl Grey?
@@thespiffingbrit Also spiff name one of the kids triple lad
@@defensivekobra3873 *The Colonists Civilized.
Fixed
@@Theoq99 yorkshire tea is a brand, earl grey is a blend
It’s always a stupendous day when spiff uploads.
Honestly a horse sewing discourse in a country makes absolute sense.
Not only is a horse stealthy enough to be able to get close enough to hear secrets and gossip, but also can get close to any lord/lady to share that information. It's the perfect species to conduct espionage.
Spiff: "So we accidentally helped out the King of France by handing out the entirety of Italy."
Interesting way to hand out territory when a land lacks a king.
I got a name you could use:
Peter the Yeeter
I absolutely love this series. 😂
Name a son: Dolphin slayer Gigloph
Boy name: Jason Statman (just like that famous actor)
Girl name: Stacy STATS (or just Statcy for short)
Port name: d'Tigoezinire
Invasion: France (plz no more border gore)
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Jakub Schiffel love the great harbor name bud!
Here's some names for you spiff:
Smooth Jack
Vlad the lad
Max Unit
and we can't forget the ladies
Top Victoria
Betty of York
Proper Taylor
you talk much too quickly for my poor brain to keep up, but for some reason I love every minute of my confusion. 11/10. Would recommend, but I don't know why
I really hope this carries on, this has been such a fun series! and Reanu Keeves is such a majestic sausage!
invade Karen. i'm serious, invade Karen. it's on the map
Here's a child name: Magnificent Pete and Karen, devourer of managers.
Archpriest Mega Chad tickled me just right... Got a good laugh out of that one!
"The Tickler" sounds like a bad batman villain (The Joker's weird cousin).
Calendar Man
The kid should be named Reanu Keeves 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Name the Harbour "Their pants" because when Reanu Keaves is in town, it's damp and open for business.
Child names:
Bigger Dave: Electric Boogaloo
Giga Chad
Apokalypse Cow
This is amazing
Archpriest Mega Chad of Ferrara caught me absolutely off guard ^^
Some say he killed 100 lions right after he was born...
Some say he invented the wheel...
All we know is
*He's called Reanu Keeves!*
Is that a Top Gear reference?
@@justusmorton6555 why only the best ;)
@@thegrammarcrusader4085 :)
We need more Archpriest Mega Chad, more Glitterhoof (killing things), and Reeanu Keeves in our lives. This content is truly glorious.
I hope he does more stuff with CK3
Dear Spiff, today I invented my first drink to introduce at the bar. I named it after you, wich my coworkers thought was a fitting name, since the drink of course contains yorkshire tea. Cheers mate!
C) Re-invade France as a baptism to the Big Dave Memorial Harbor
New Game released
Spiffing: "It's free real exploits"
"Its only after you chop off someone's head that you realise how beautiful it is"- Spiff
and me
A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And no one can talk to a horse of course. That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Gliterhoof.
Dude, you're breathtaking.