The way my jaw dropped when he said Yoshis Island was their chance to go all in on the ethstetic... Like what? 😭 Also Tokyo blur not being in the bottom 4 is absolutely insane
@@craigshenton8191 And Ice Ice Outpost (I think this track gets too much hate BUT COME ON) And Excitebike Arena And Baby Park And Sweet Sweet Canyon And Toad’s Turdpike SERIOUSLY WHYYYYY
I love Royal Raceway on the higher CC's. Then again I disagree with a lot of the map placements because I play mainly on 150cc/200cc (200 with friends, 150 online)
Ok yoshis Island that low is a crime. Have you played the original yoshis island? This track perfectly captures that asthetic. Yoshi isnt even one of my favourite characters yet this is my favourite dlc track in the game, thats how good this track is.
Bro tried to cook a three course dinner extravaganza, but instead he burnt the appetizer, left the main course to grow cold and decompose, and threw up in the desert. He then slipped and fell in the kitchen, getting his disgusting, putrid, horrifically bad meal all over himself. Macro, leave the cooking to someone else and order take in from now on.
Bro said the flowers are gorgeous. Maybe next time u should look at them close up and see how awfully made they are. They look like textures from Pokémon scarlet and violet lol
What killed me was the fact that he said peach gardens changed routes in the DS, but that statement was completely false. This ranking did not eat at all.
hey im usually never the guy to do this, but seriously it sounds like you havnt played enough mariokart. A ton of the F tier tracks you picked are the legitamately the most fun in the game because of all the shortcuts you can take (and a lot of people in the community support that). Thats mostly because theyre really good for bagging, and bagging is really fun; most people have less fun on a track where there is no opportunity for comebacks and the only way you can win is through racing lines. I feel like you may have ranked these more on visual design than on gameplay at all levels, and I think that leaves a lot of the nuance out of the discussion.
While I agree with what you posted, the game sold 60+ million copies, and the part of the community that cares about stuff like bagging is probably around 2-3% of the overall amount of copies the game sold. With that said, the vast majority of players have fun just driving and going through the normal nonsense that is the mario kart experience, so these rankings while unpopular are honestly fine.
We not gonna mention the fact that the animal crossing map has 4 different versions that alternate randomly? It might not be enough to push it above C Tier, but it’s still a cool thing that Macro should’ve mentioned 🤷♂️
Did you just put all the tracks in a randomizer for this ranking? I respect opinion but this is beyond parody I can’t imagine someone actually playing the game and having these opinions
@@HDRookie he was just straight up factually incorrect on multiple occasions. Also he glazes the tour tracks and cant be bothered to look up that the "ferris wheel" is a actually called the london eye, and that the "archway" in paris promenade is actually called the arc de triomphe
So…you like when Toad’s Turnpike lets you drive on the wall to avoid traffic (which is the main appeal of the course), but you’ll complain about Thwomp Ruins letting you drive on the wall to avoid the Thwomps (which is the main appeal in that course)….make it make sense, pick a side my guy, you either like having options or you don’t, you can’t be both.
This guy is the worst noob in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. The reasons on why he put at least half of the tracks on the wrong places, he pulled it out of his ass.
Me when people pick dolphin shoals over SNES Bowser's castle 3 in Mario kart online (dolphin shoals is good but I've played it so many times) Edit: HOW IS SNES BOWSER'S CASTLE THAT LOW
Recently did my own ranking for all these tracks, and immediately seeing Mario Circuit 3 at the bottom meant this was gonna be an interesting ranking to see.
This was a great video, happy to see Music park and shy guy falls get the love they deserve, and as someone who grew up on Mario kart dps, walugi pin ball was a great choice!
Who let bro cook?
Bro burnt the whole house down💀
Bro burnt My Eyes Out
You can have your opinion but placing Mount wario at 63 is a crime 14:56
Please play hollow knight 🙏
I watched Wallace and Grommet as a kid because I hung out at my grandparents a lot and my family didn’t have tv, thanks for resurfacing that memory :)
This video turns into a horror movie when you realize he hasn't said Tokyo Blur yet
I’m never reading comments while watching again. Well played.
I'm sorry, I didn't expect to get so many likes 😢 (thanks everyone btw)
when he didn't mention Toad's Turnpike until later on that's how I knew something was up
this is the best comment
When yoshies island came before tokyo blur i felt finished
I’ve never seen a track ranking I disagree with more, which honestly makes the video more entertaining in a weird way!
Honestly agreed, this ranking had me being like wtf? Every 5 rankings
The tour tracks being so high is what got me, especially with Rome Avanti and Singapore Speedway being ranked as worse than so many others
The way my jaw dropped when he said Yoshis Island was their chance to go all in on the ethstetic... Like what? 😭 Also Tokyo blur not being in the bottom 4 is absolutely insane
Frrrrr
I’m getting so tired of those people who use the cry emoji
@@Esiasswedenit’s just an emoji…
@@Esiasswedenwe did not ask
@@Esiassweden😭😭😭😭😭😭
Bro did not just put Mt. wario in the C tier
frr
that's what I'm SAYING bro
top 5 track in the game at c tier 😭
@@ratzytatzy much agreed
S tier track
Putting Wii Rainbow road in 56th place is a real crime
TRUE
OMG SO TRUE
Facts bro
Especially when it's ranked below Tokyo blur
@@craigshenton8191 And Ice Ice Outpost (I think this track gets too much hate BUT COME ON)
And Excitebike Arena
And Baby Park
And Sweet Sweet Canyon
And Toad’s Turdpike
SERIOUSLY WHYYYYY
Genuinely the hardest vid ive ever had to watch who let bro cook
But like it would be weird if everyone had the same idea tho. Even tho I heavily disagree with him 😂
Innit
bro burned the food
@@Matt-cq1ozyea but he was Just wrong tbh
Putting Royal Raceway as the 86th is a crime.
Would be a crime if it was higher, that track sucks
I love Royal Raceway on the higher CC's. Then again I disagree with a lot of the map placements because I play mainly on 150cc/200cc (200 with friends, 150 online)
top 5
@@IamReyverit is goated
@@IamReyverit’s literally top 10 wdymmm????
Ok yoshis Island that low is a crime. Have you played the original yoshis island? This track perfectly captures that asthetic. Yoshi isnt even one of my favourite characters yet this is my favourite dlc track in the game, thats how good this track is.
Thank god I’m going to therapy today cause this is causing me mental trauma
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Never let bro cook again he stared a forest fire💀
Not only did he burned down the forest, but burned down the whole town.
This guys biggest mistake is swapping Toads Turnpike with Moonview Highway
Neo bowser city did not get its justice
Unpopular opinion, Neo Bowser City is my favorite Mario Kart track
I don't even like Neo Bowser City and it still feel like it didn't get it's justice.
@@joshdavenport6290MY MAN!!!
I know it ur opnion, but baby park top 3 is hate crime.
any lower would be evil
@@TrixterTheFemboyit being as high as it is, is a crime. It’s just a meme
@@RebelsSpite But an incredibly fun meme
Maybe this is my chaos incarnate self speaking, but bombs only baby park is some of the most fun I've had in this game
I absolutely love Baby Park for the chaos but top 3 is a bit much
Now way bro put almost all of the tour maps above like half the list 😭
Why do use the emoji
The fear I felt realizing he hadn't mentioned any of the city tracks within the first 10 minutes was unmatched
SNES Bowser Castle 3 in D tier made my jaw drop
Same, what the hell is he on
Mount Wario being so low is criminal
BRO ACTUALLY PUT THE S TIER TRACK THAT IS MOO MOO FREAKING MEADOWS IN F. NEVER LET HIM COOK AGAIN
So many takes to roast and you chose the one that is actually correct?
@@jeremyhoevenvander2781it’s not an S tier tracks. BUT F??????
That's just wrong. Moo Moo Meadows is such a classic! The re decoration was all it needed to be amazing!
Alright, so Mount Wario, Wii rainbow road and Mushroom gorge are worse than tokyo blur..
That really puts this video in perspective.
And Yoshi's Island somehow
Ikr tokyo blur is literally so boring
Bro tried to cook a three course dinner extravaganza, but instead he burnt the appetizer, left the main course to grow cold and decompose, and threw up in the desert. He then slipped and fell in the kitchen, getting his disgusting, putrid, horrifically bad meal all over himself. Macro, leave the cooking to someone else and order take in from now on.
I, too, threw up in the desert.
Bro said the flowers are gorgeous. Maybe next time u should look at them close up and see how awfully made they are. They look like textures from Pokémon scarlet and violet lol
The colors are neat but the models... 🤢🤢🤢
What killed me was the fact that he said peach gardens changed routes in the DS, but that statement was completely false. This ranking did not eat at all.
17:21 excuse me, WHAT????? The second best rainbow road to ever exist and a top 5 track down here?
For me it is my favorite, whats your first then
@@Scearsie 3ds rainbow road
@@viniciusalonso9784 valid
@@viniciusalonso9784valid
Justice for Moo Moo meadows 😞😞😭😭
Putting Athens as the worst city tract Is outrages
Putting SNES Rainbow Road over Wii Rainbow Road is a crime
TRUE
hey im usually never the guy to do this, but seriously it sounds like you havnt played enough mariokart. A ton of the F tier tracks you picked are the legitamately the most fun in the game because of all the shortcuts you can take (and a lot of people in the community support that). Thats mostly because theyre really good for bagging, and bagging is really fun; most people have less fun on a track where there is no opportunity for comebacks and the only way you can win is through racing lines. I feel like you may have ranked these more on visual design than on gameplay at all levels, and I think that leaves a lot of the nuance out of the discussion.
I completely agree brother
While I agree with what you posted, the game sold 60+ million copies, and the part of the community that cares about stuff like bagging is probably around 2-3% of the overall amount of copies the game sold.
With that said, the vast majority of players have fun just driving and going through the normal nonsense that is the mario kart experience, so these rankings while unpopular are honestly fine.
VIOLATED
Bagging is stupid, loser behaviour.
While I agree with the bagging stance, Cheese Land has so many significant shortcuts that it's just completely chaos and isn't good imo.
Nah, Neo Bowser City in D is wild....
12:36 Waluigi Stadium in top 67? Who let bro cook, one of the best tracks
for real it’s so fun 😭
Putting Paris at 16th and not last is criminal
Paris and Toad Circuit have similar gameplay as well.
Last is a little harsh but I agree it shouldn’t be 16th
Never let bro cook
Speaking of snowboards, I was snowboarding when a skier crashed into me and I fractured my knee. I’m watching this while recovering. :)
💀
thats what you get for being a snowboarder
@@SilliestSerena bruh chill I’m just a kid
@@Osibopa kid who snowboards
@@Osibophonestly I would watch something better to recover because this shit would make the pain stronger lmao
This was...a ranking video....that's for sure.
33:03 and bro, peach gardens did not have a unique final lap in Mario Kart DS.
When he said that, I got so confused. I could've swore I never remembered that. And like I thought, yeah, there wasn't. XD
@@KingBobaFettAfter that, I'm convinced he did this so he could get attention
it pains me to see all the city tracks ranked so high when most are suuuuper boring 😔
I actually like all of them (except Tokyo) but they are not as good as the other tracks
Never make a Mario Kart tier list again
No way he put Athens dash as the worst tour track
This may be by far the worst Mario Kart ranking I have ever put my crusty eyes on...
I truly believe this is THE worst. Worse than Schaffrillas’s Super Circuot list
We not gonna mention the fact that the animal crossing map has 4 different versions that alternate randomly? It might not be enough to push it above C Tier, but it’s still a cool thing that Macro should’ve mentioned 🤷♂️
It deserves a high B tier for being a crossover track with unique elements alone. And also being one that's better than Hyrule Circuit don't @ me
Did you just put all the tracks in a randomizer for this ranking? I respect opinion but this is beyond parody I can’t imagine someone actually playing the game and having these opinions
Toads turdpike in top 20 is a crime
2:38 YEAH TOAD CIRCUIT YEAH BABY WOOO OMG ITS TOAD CIRCUIT
TOAD CIRCUIT YEAHHH
YEEEAAAH TOAD CIRCUIT
(Rip patrick)
TOAD CIRCUIT
YOOOO DID SOMEBODY SAY TOAD CIRCUI- *Dies from excitement*
YEAH BABY! IT’S TOAD CIRCUIT!
toads turnpike near the top of list, but rosalinas ice world and royal raceway at the bottom? yeah sure ok dude makes total sense
Damn you actually had a different top 5 than everyone else in the world. Shoutout to you for actually giving your honest opinions 😁
I can respect honesty, but I can't respect someone who's just straight up wrong in almost every way in this video
hard to be wrong about your own opinions. lol
@@HDRookie he was just straight up factually incorrect on multiple occasions. Also he glazes the tour tracks and cant be bothered to look up that the "ferris wheel" is a actually called the london eye, and that the "archway" in paris promenade is actually called the arc de triomphe
You have some disastrous tastes in terms of mario kart tracks.
But I love your vids, keep it up Macro ❤️
Athens as the WORST Tour city????
Oh my word
This video was torture to watch ❤❤❤❤❤
This is by far the most GARBAGE tier list I have ever seen someone make on TH-cam EVER! Never express your opinion for these game EVER AGAIN!
So…you like when Toad’s Turnpike lets you drive on the wall to avoid traffic (which is the main appeal of the course), but you’ll complain about Thwomp Ruins letting you drive on the wall to avoid the Thwomps (which is the main appeal in that course)….make it make sense, pick a side my guy, you either like having options or you don’t, you can’t be both.
if you think yoshi’s island is THAT low you should never be allowed to cook again 😭
loved this, i haven't played mario kart in a while so it was really fun to remember all of my maps. yeah!! tick tock is #10 my favorite
While I respect your opinion. Mount wario and wii rainbow road in the bottom half is genuine and pure insanity 😭
One thing I've learned from watching so many of these ranking videos is that there really are no unanimously bad tracks (except maybe Toad Circuit).
HOW CAN THERE BE A WORSE TOADS TURNPIKE TOADS TURNPIKE IS JUST TOADS CIRCUIT BUT AT NIGHT
Dont let him cook🥲
31:22 to get up there, you gotta play on like 150cc or higher, or just use a mushroom and look up
this is……. a ranking!
Never beating the chat GPT allegations
It has got to be DK mountain for me!! Double dash brings back the best memories oh my goodess. Incredible video xD
dude put Mt.Wario in C and TOKYO BLUR (the lowest rated track in most polls) in solid B tier.....WHAAAAAAT?!
I HAVE THOSE EXACT SAME THOUGHTS!!!!!!!!!
AND HE PUT WII RAINBOW ROAD IN THE C-TIER LIKE WHAT
Cloudtop Cruise at 60 is a crime against humanity
this is the only tier list that I disagree with over half of
having exitebike at 4 is crazy cause its like bottom 5
The fact Yoshi's Island is in D Tier is mind boggling to me. That is like Top 10 easy for me.
Especially with the secret shortcut when hitting all the boosters
Macro is gonna be needing to watch his six after this list holy moley
Mt. Wario Is S, How Dare You
Cheep Cheep Beach: Too short, it’s boring.
Baby Park: A literal oval.
when you say " i had fun playing these maps" it means you didn't have good friends if you know what i mean.
Why did bro have to have Wii rainbow road so low and n64 rainbow road so high 😢
n64 rr is VERY underrated, but i agree with you about wii rr
NEVER LET HIM RATE AGAIN 💀🙏
38:02 Music Park is called Melody Motorway over here in the UK and it tickles my brain.
Same
never let this man cook again
3 minutes in and this might actually be the worst list I've ever seen😭😭😭
This is perfect timing, just got back into Mario Kart
This guy is the worst noob in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. The reasons on why he put at least half of the tracks on the wrong places, he pulled it out of his ass.
Me when people pick dolphin shoals over SNES Bowser's castle 3 in Mario kart online (dolphin shoals is good but I've played it so many times)
Edit: HOW IS SNES BOWSER'S CASTLE THAT LOW
Damn bro you did mount warriors dirty
0:26 “Which has made Mario kart 8 the biggest Mario kart game.”
*Proceeds to show 8 Deluxe*
Always a good day when Macro uploads
Bro just be putting One Coarse Meal higher than Band Geeks💀
To get to the upper level in shy guy falls after the water falls hold up on your joy stick to make you glide longer. Also, that track has banger music
It’s just my personal bias but I love moo moo meadows 😭😭😭
Moo Moo Meadows is peak
Recently did my own ranking for all these tracks, and immediately seeing Mario Circuit 3 at the bottom meant this was gonna be an interesting ranking to see.
He hates bagging tracks
Also, why is Wii Rainbow Road 56? And how's is the track, Basic?
Just a little theory but… what if I told you this list was AI Generated? That’s why I’d guess baby park is at goddamn third
Bro never cook again 🔥🔥🔥
moo moo meadows bottom 10 💀
This is… definitely a tier list.
Rainbow Road wii is top 10 at the lease. Calling it a mid RR hurt my sole, it’s the best one
This video feels like if Macro asked ChatGPT how to make a MarioKart 8 DX Teir list.
Bro forgot to pay the gas bills before trying to cook 💀
There’s absolutely no way he put dolphin shoals in such low rank, the music track alone carries it to S tier
I absolutely despise this list and it has brought suffering unkown upon me, but I still respect it. The Ice Ice Outpost pick was super based
And I thought that CreepyProduce’s ranking was weird.
This mf dared but Mount Wario at 63 and Wii Rainbow Road at 56 but put fucking BABY PARK AND EXCITEBIKE ARENA AT 3 AND 4 this gotta be a troll
Tokyo Blue higher than the D-tier is also a crime
These aren't even opinions, the reasonings are just fucking objectively wrong, HELL! what reasons?!💀
Make your own goofball
Haha funny but there’s a thing called respecting opinions, bro.
Everyone who thinks this is the only ABSOLUTE ASS TIER Macro tier list
👇
Baby Park in S tier?????????????!?!?!!!!!!??!
Wii Rainbow Road being *mid* will not be tolerated.
That 9/11 joke came out of no where 😂
Personally, I think DK Mountain is the best track, as I played it all the time on my wii.❤
This was a great video, happy to see Music park and shy guy falls get the love they deserve, and as someone who grew up on Mario kart dps, walugi pin ball was a great choice!