Papa, please stop titling your movie reviews: Was *blank* THAT bad? No one is even arguing that Evil Dead or Beau is bad, just tell us how you liked it without the clickbait please.
Can't remember the last time I was in such tears laughing, the "why do you have a pizza cutter" followed by an absolute wall headbutt really got me for a good 5 minutes
Yeah, considering how well Meat can make someone uncomfortable with the way he draws/animates (in a good way, no disrespect) it was funny to see him recoil and gag at the sight of a cute lil snake.
@@gayralseitweets yeah, i unironically thought that the snake was just straight up adorable, ut that's probably because i think snakes are cute, but the lil' snake jut seeing the camera and being like "Hewwo!" just made me chuckle
I love how animated those kids were, especially when one pulled out the plastic bag, shaking it in the air, talking about filling it up with money and being rich lol
Honestly think they were trying to rob the place, his tone is obviously improvised. They probably saw the ring camera and came up with that on the spot when the door was locked.
@@chainchaw1943 she's in a tube top lmao she's obviously just a drunk barfly. Robbers case houses before going for it, they'd have noticed the ring camera.
Little bit late but a note on why the policeman carried the dog. There's broken glass and debris everywhere, however they might need the service dog to catch the guy running away, as such they probably carried the dog over the immediate hazards (the dog isn't going to be much use if its paws are shredded) and then put it down afterwards.
I think he was just ready to release the dog, but he didnt go for it as the other officers were already on the suspect. Hes holding the dog like that because he doesnt want to bend over, and he wants secure grip with both hands while been ready to immediately release it since looks like his other hand is holding the dog by the carabiner thing holding it so he can quickly free it. The dogs back paws are still on the ground.
That clip with the bearded guy... I was skeptical, thinking it just might be a neighbor who has had difficulties speaking, or is conscious about the image he projects so he wanted to practice how he sounded. Gave the dude the benefit of the doubt until he said what he said and made my skin crawl so hard it ripped off my body and slithered under the couch
11:14 the reason he carried the dog was so he could keep the dog from running and curting its feet on the glass. Plus once those 4 paws are down its a moving fur missile
He reminds me of my best friend who’s doing life in prison for murder. I love this channel. I don’t see or speak to my friend anymore. We fell out and the last thing I said to him was “someone is going to end up dead”. Fast forward eight months and he brutally murdered someone. That’s not the guy I knew for 25 years…but he changed because of drugs. Seriously, I loved laughing with my friend and there’s other friends and other laughs but his humor was pretty specific and papa meat has the same expressions, mannerisms, face, hair, style of speaking and close in age. The comfort I get is so immeasurable. And I’m just grateful you exist. No one can fill the void, and I know I can still see my friend or speak to him but I’m not ready. I should add, the murder was him and his girlfriend (who was bad news) killing get drug dealer, stabbing him over a hundred times, dumping his body on a Michigan rural road on a cold November night and taking off to Colorado…dude wasn’t dead when they dumped him. I struggle with the horror of it all. I mean, wtf?? What do you say? Hey, missed ya, sorry about your life sentence but you FUCKING BRUTALLY MURDERED A MAN? A human being? And I know for a FACT once my buddy sobered up he wanted to die, his regret, remorse, shame…it’s got to be insanely intense. During the trial the victims brother when asked the judge to go easy on my friend because he could tell he was genuinely sorry and just a junkie, but he said the woman was pure evil and should rot eternally and burn in hell. Sigh. So I’m just wanting to say, I love this channel. Brings up some uncomfy stuff because the resemblance to my buddy is uncanny but it’s also oddly comforting. What’s crazy is I subbed to neat canyon ages ago, like…decade? Seriously, ages, he had very few subs and I stumbled across his work and loved it. But I never knew THIS channel. TH-cam slacked on that big time. So much for algorithm efficacy. Meat canyon check. Papa meat? New subscriber. And let me say, I’ve gotten more laughter and enjoyment watching this channel than I have in ages. Seriously, I lose my shit every time I watch these. So thank you dude. I appreciate you.
For a guy who has a lot of slithering tendril-like animations in his cartoons, snakes are probably the last thing I’d expect for him to be uncomfortable with
@@Itariatan this, but also his tendrils don't move like snakes imo they have more of a tentacle feel. snakes have a very specific 'gait' that tendrils and tentacles do not source: i have had a snake, i love tentacle prawn, i have dreams about both lol. not the best source but yeah. like, i can enjoy animation of animals or people with too many limbs, but actually watching a spider move freaks me out. edit - sorry but not even tentacle like tbh, tentacles are extremely intelligent imo. Papa's tendrils more so seem to react to stimuli or very basic nervous system commands (i'm thinking about bob the builder and charlie, i know papa uses tendrils elsewhere but i can't recall rn)
@@Itariatan ...thank you lmfao i got so upset i went and defined snakes vs tentacles vs tendrils on another social media account..... ☠☠ they're different!!
At around 4:00, the context is that man was either released or escaped from a mental hospital, the girl was home alone and he planned to do exactly as he said to her. He had a knife and gun in his bag too, he wasn't bluffing. Pretty sure he got arrested, but it's been a while so don't quote me.
Given the fact that he didn't at any point try to break into the house, I'm not too sure about that. He sounds completely delusional and is probably not in any state to do anything unless you are right in front of him. Definitely terrifying for whomever was living there, but the dude literally asked them to come out, then left and just walked away. Apparently when the police found him the guy identified himself as the "Holy Spirit". Sounds like he needs some serious help anyway, probably a product of current mental healthcare service deficiencies more than anything.
"Lamborghinis are Short" I love that he just actually took his friends suggestion while aiming to have a Lamborghini at 16 from snow shoveling. Those kids made my day.
The terrifying thing is the reality that this has been going on for centuries long before we ever had a camera to record it. The horror of people trying to peer through your door and never even knowing it.
The idea of a horror movie with Ring Doorbell Cameras kinda reminds me of 'This House Has People In It', which is super haunting when you think about it. Seeing through the Camera just makes you feel so helpless and cornered. Like you're frozen in place and you can't look away. It also allows for the need to watch the background to try and figure out what's happening, also different audio / visual qualities of various people's cameras would add to the mystery. Idk, im just a huge fan of this type of analog horror. its so skin crawling.
Yeah, I'd also probably run away too, even if you could help somehow, if the American police were involved. Might try to help the person in the car and get shot because you have your phone out, and of course a phone looks like a gun...
Fun fact: that groan/"fuck" you usually hear is actually a pain management response. Nobody is still certain as to the exact pathology, but for whatever reason humans yelling or cursing loudly helps to ease the initial stab of pain when you hurt yourself.
Yupp! It releases endorphins - which is technically short for endogenous (meaning produced inside the body) morphine - for us. And the more strong feelings one has against swearing, as in those who don't like to swear, the stronger their endorphin response is to swearing. That's why even the most pure of heart people who never swear in their life are still likely to shout "damnit" or "shit" or "fuck" when they fall down onto cement or something hard and painful. It's an instinctive reaction that you actually can't control, believe it or not.
It's bizarre seeing someone who creates the most disturbing and gross body horror videos I've ever seen actually creeped out by something simple like snakes. Kinda nice to see he's not completely unfazed by everything.
It's an attack dog method! Dogs get more protective when hold! Like small dogs immediately start barking when the owner raises them and hold in arms! Plus in the whole confusion he's keeping the dog alert toward the suspects and not the others running around! Ready to release him,if necessary, at any moment! Sorry for going full geek 😅
I remember one time at some old apartments i used to live at some kids knocked on my door offering to throw our trash to the trash can for money. Me and my gf at the time didnt have any cash so we offer them a whole bag of assorted candies and their faces lit up so much. Good times
I can’t tell if this makes me want a Ring Doorbell significantly more or as far away from me as possible, but I thank you anyways Papa Meat for another stellar video 🤩
well if you do want one, it might be worth remembering they record everything and send it back to their company to be sold to interested parties & they have been found to be easily hackable and taken advantage of by hackers to fuck with the owners/spy on them.
9 months later... Don't just get a ring, go full on with a security camera set up and a dvr. That bear and that car accident were not doorbells. You get plenty of fun stuff on there. I watched some kids ding dong ditch me a couple days ago, three of them hid right in front of one camera and the other just stood there trying to get up the guts at my door for a good minute. I waited and came out all confused looking and made sure not to look at the hiding kids. Better than that, I had the atf come by and I felt no reason whatsoever to let them near anything. (In my state, if you buy two guns at once, they come up picking their asses and acting like you did something wrong) If ya care about being recorded and hacked via your ring doorbell, get rid of pretty much anything you own that's connected to wifi or smart. And your car. Most cars have Bluetooth built in the wheels for pressure monitoring, sound systems with built in mics for customer service, and infotainment systems that connect all the time for map updates. Seriously tho, all connected appliances have a camera and mic. Your TV, fridge, washer/dryer, smart bidets, roombas, .ood light bulbs, thermostat, and anything else you have that's slightly smart, they all have em with 0 obligation to disclose what information is collected. You hear about appliances dying in four months? It's because they can't phone home. You may as well get at least one that you can see what they see.
Mailman here. With ring doorbell cameras it takes away the gratefulness you feel when you slip and fall down the stairs and you see no one around to notice your humiliation. The doorbell saw. The doorbell sees all.
Dude making a horror cartoon through the lens of a ring door bell would be so interesting. You should definitely do it. There’s a lot you could do with that since it’s a fixed frame
The second guy legit terrified me. I used to walk to the bus or walk by myself (don’t have any means of transportation) to where I need to go and I would get hella paranoid someone would be watching me and my routines. I hope they reported that guy.
@МеаtСаnуоn 🅥 Really don't understand why this bot has survived so long on meatcanyon's channels. Just ban everything that says meatcanyon excluding the actual creator is that really so hard youtube??
For those curious, the flashing light when someone has a phone in their hand is the doorbell camera picking up the Face ID lasers and scans repeatedly to find a face
I love how papa meat can tolerate creating the weird, horrifying animations he makes but snakes are the things that creep him out lmao Edit: wow this kinda blew up thx y'all
One night a corn snake decided the top of my screen door would be a great place to sleep. When i got home from work, it fell on me when i opened the door.
I've somehow seen the clip with the crazy guy in the grey tank top before. I think it was on the news and authorities were looking for him, or they already arrested him. Scary shit
@@BarbieDreamDungeonit's not OK. He needed to come to my house, because I juuuust might have forgotten to lock my door after seeing him stroll up...come right on in mutt. Screw looking over your shoulder the rest of your life. No loose ends
my ring doorbell acted as my lawyer and got me out of jail, was facing 15-30 years, i highly recommend everyone get a ring doorbell or some kind of security camera for your front door and home, it not only prevents crimes by acting as a deterrent but it also protects you from the crimes you’ve been falsely accused of.
@@whatwhatwhat2939her eyes glowing was what fucked with me and the way she moved hunched forward. Like something out of a demonic possession movie. Plus that chirping noise, the fuck?
I could watch these for hours, your reactions and laugh are funnier than the content you're reacting to!! I have to awkwardly quiet cackle at my desk in the office lolol
5:23 that's not a hazard light. It's her phone's IR going off every time the front camera takes a photo to illuminate her face for facial recognition/data collection. It's visible since the security camera can see IR.
@@JoeRogansForehead it would be visible to any camera that doesn't have an IR filter. Typically that would be things like security cameras, cell phones, webcams, the Meta Quest series headsets, etc. DSLRs and Point/shoot cameras tend to have an IR filter. The human eye can not see it, though some cheap IR lights can be kinda seen, just depends on their wavelength.
0:36 I like how his fingers obscure the "f" in factor creating the word "actor" a subtle reference to the fact that he is merely acting for the sponsor
For some context, the guy who took a screwdriver to the camera and then had the door hit him had been harassing the homeowner, who is disabled, for weeks. So it was pretty much instant karma.
I still think the repetitive question guy is the most terrifying. He was practicing what he was saying to the woman in the house if she opened the door. He wanted to r-pe and kill her 😭 her husband was at work and saw the footage and spoke through the doorbell, thank God that the door was locked and she had enough sense not to answer it. How horrifying 😖 I believe I heard that cops arrested the man, on drugs a block away.
I just wanted to say that I really enjoy the content you put out. There isn't another creator on youtube that gives me full on belly laughs the way you do!! Thank you!!
The second one worries me that it could be someone trying to get away from an abusive household or something for a bit. It reminds me of kids who will flee to their neighbor's house because they have horrible parents.
14:26 okay, I’ve lived in the woods of Louisiana practically my whole life, seeing possums and armadillos and stuff are a common thing for me, hell even 250 pound hogs have waltz in my backyard. And there are very few things that make my skin crawl or dry heave, but snakes are at the top on that list 😬😦 so the fact that my boi here cannot STAND snakes as much as me, I couldn’t agree more
Papa Meat! Would love to hear you discuss myths and supposed modern day encounters with creatures from American Indian lore. Stuff like the Wendigo, portals, Native American witches, ghosts of American Indians, etc. would be cool. Interviewing an indigenous expert in that kind of thing would be a crazy cool video.
Couldn't be bothered searching for assumptions on the carried police dog but my two cents was: It was to carry the dog over any obvious debris from the crashed vehicle before setting them loose onto the escapee's.
I've had more than one of my neighbors (who I barely know) try to open my door before knocking. What the hell gives people the idea that they have the right to do that?
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the bearded guy in the ring doorbell is part of a darkest videos video by nick crowley I believe where more context on everything is given.
Papa, please stop titling your movie reviews: Was *blank* THAT bad? No one is even arguing that Evil Dead or Beau is bad, just tell us how you liked it without the clickbait please.
He was holding the dog like that so it wouldn't cut its paws on glass !!!
Please make more of these, lmao this might be my favorite papa meat video so far, what a fantastic review & commentary.
12:00 "Let's do a really good job cause they paid us first." What outstanding young men, so good to see in the youth today.
Warms my cold, dead heart! 🥹
😭😭so wholesome
Never thought I would hear anyone say that, let alone kids!
Right?! Like i'm low-key taken aback that there are still good kids in the world lol. They kinda remind me of Cartman and Stan tho lol
👏👏👏👏 good lads
haha! Hunter These videos are hilarious! I love supporting you on patreon and tuning in to watch all your new videos!
Me too
MEATCANYON IS A PAPAMEAT FAN??!!
I thought u got hit by a car
Can I donate directly to your bank account?
Bro, what do you even know about Papa Meat? Lmao What a poser Haha Fake fan lol
Can't remember the last time I was in such tears laughing, the "why do you have a pizza cutter" followed by an absolute wall headbutt really got me for a good 5 minutes
I saw your profile picture and I can confirm you actually laughed.
Same lmfao, and the way he’s standing there with it still in his hand after😭💀
I was laughing so loud that I wasn't making a sound, just squealing.
I literally couldn't freaking breathe even thinking about it makes me wheeze
It was fake but it’s still funny as fuck 😂
Cute little black snake, slithering his way up the wall, probably hunting mice
Meat: dying, vomiting, possibly shitting hisself
Yeah, considering how well Meat can make someone uncomfortable with the way he draws/animates (in a good way, no disrespect) it was funny to see him recoil and gag at the sight of a cute lil snake.
@@gayralseitweets He probably channels that energy into his cartoons.
It’s like he’s being exorcised.
@@gayralseitweets yeah, i unironically thought that the snake was just straight up adorable, ut that's probably because i think snakes are cute, but the lil' snake jut seeing the camera and being like "Hewwo!" just made me chuckle
I love how animated those kids were, especially when one pulled out the plastic bag, shaking it in the air, talking about filling it up with money and being rich lol
I loved the "lets do a good job because they paid us" part lol
@@Vincisomething those kids' parents did a good job, what sweethearts/ethical businessmen!
They were sooooo cute.
@@appalachiabrauchfrau That was my thought, too, lol- good parenting and instilling good values
@@TheSecondOne123 That one was crazy. Also they found that guy trying it at a different neighborhood and arrested him.
The kids who got paid to shovel the owner's driveway was so wholesome. I hope their dream of being rich shall be a reality.
"Let's do a good job 'cause they paid us first"
That's a fucking pro
Literally the most wholesome thing I have ever seen on a front door cam. LOL
@@brynt.millerit’s a good business mindset as well, they are already on their way to becoming pros
I hope he gets his lamb
It's nice seeing dreams and innocence before the world crushes said dreams and innocence into dust.
I am in tears from that dude's reaction to the drunk girl bringing him to a house that isn't even hers 😂
Honestly think they were trying to rob the place, his tone is obviously improvised. They probably saw the ring camera and came up with that on the spot when the door was locked.
@@chainchaw1943 she's in a tube top lmao she's obviously just a drunk barfly. Robbers case houses before going for it, they'd have noticed the ring camera.
@@appalachiabrauchfrau Crackheads don't think, they see a door and try to open it.
@Chain Chaw are you serious 💀 they are so obviously wasted
@@chainchaw1943rob it with no masks? She was just wasted and probably pointed to a random house and said “that’s mine”
Little bit late but a note on why the policeman carried the dog. There's broken glass and debris everywhere, however they might need the service dog to catch the guy running away, as such they probably carried the dog over the immediate hazards (the dog isn't going to be much use if its paws are shredded) and then put it down afterwards.
I think he was just ready to release the dog, but he didnt go for it as the other officers were already on the suspect. Hes holding the dog like that because he doesnt want to bend over, and he wants secure grip with both hands while been ready to immediately release it since looks like his other hand is holding the dog by the carabiner thing holding it so he can quickly free it. The dogs back paws are still on the ground.
yep.....this
The guy falling headfirst into the door in the pizza cutter one fucking got me holy shit im hiccuping from laughter
Papa Meat reacting to anything remotely scary is always entertaining. I thrive off of his horror gameplay videos.
Wait until he gets a hold of BizarreBub’s channel
He makes me laugh.
He needs to watch a bunch of crazy snake videos. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
How are you thriving
Does he have a separate channel for horror gameplay videos?
That clip with the bearded guy... I was skeptical, thinking it just might be a neighbor who has had difficulties speaking, or is conscious about the image he projects so he wanted to practice how he sounded. Gave the dude the benefit of the doubt until he said what he said and made my skin crawl so hard it ripped off my body and slithered under the couch
Fr like i get majority of the comment section finds the video funny but dude i wouldnt gloss over that💀
His name is Christopher Sumbs and Nick Crowley did a video covering the ring doorbell video as well as his subsequent arrest.
@@solennesliliumnigrumThank god 😂 bro wtf
@@solennesliliumnigrum Thank god he was arrested, I felt the tightness in my chest loosen a little reading your comment
bruh when i saw that clip, the amount of pure disgust and fear i felt is insane, that's fucking scary for that girl.. i hope she's ok
The "are you sure?" guy is one of the scariest videos on the internet, I feel.
I mean he is suspected in a couple of unsolved murder cases.
So manh situations can be de-escelated with double ott buck
11:14 the reason he carried the dog was so he could keep the dog from running and curting its feet on the glass. Plus once those 4 paws are down its a moving fur missile
the red rocket?
"Moving Fur Missile" had me
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12:49 poor wendigoon .
i thought i was the only one that saw wendi 💀
Nah he's a good christian boy he wouldn't say 'fuck'
He reminds me of my best friend who’s doing life in prison for murder.
I love this channel.
I don’t see or speak to my friend anymore. We fell out and the last thing I said to him was “someone is going to end up dead”.
Fast forward eight months and he brutally murdered someone.
That’s not the guy I knew for 25 years…but he changed because of drugs.
Seriously, I loved laughing with my friend and there’s other friends and other laughs but his humor was pretty specific and papa meat has the same expressions, mannerisms, face, hair, style of speaking and close in age.
The comfort I get is so immeasurable.
And I’m just grateful you exist.
No one can fill the void, and I know I can still see my friend or speak to him but I’m not ready.
I should add, the murder was him and his girlfriend (who was bad news) killing get drug dealer, stabbing him over a hundred times, dumping his body on a Michigan rural road on a cold November night and taking off to Colorado…dude wasn’t dead when they dumped him.
I struggle with the horror of it all.
I mean, wtf?? What do you say?
Hey, missed ya, sorry about your life sentence but you FUCKING BRUTALLY MURDERED A MAN? A human being?
And I know for a FACT once my buddy sobered up he wanted to die, his regret, remorse, shame…it’s got to be insanely intense.
During the trial the victims brother when asked the judge to go easy on my friend because he could tell he was genuinely sorry and just a junkie, but he said the woman was pure evil and should rot eternally and burn in hell.
Sigh.
So I’m just wanting to say, I love this channel. Brings up some uncomfy stuff because the resemblance to my buddy is uncanny but it’s also oddly comforting.
What’s crazy is I subbed to neat canyon ages ago, like…decade? Seriously, ages, he had very few subs and I stumbled across his work and loved it. But I never knew THIS channel.
TH-cam slacked on that big time. So much for algorithm efficacy.
Meat canyon check. Papa meat? New subscriber.
And let me say, I’ve gotten more laughter and enjoyment watching this channel than I have in ages.
Seriously, I lose my shit every time I watch these.
So thank you dude.
I appreciate you.
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For a guy who has a lot of slithering tendril-like animations in his cartoons, snakes are probably the last thing I’d expect for him to be uncomfortable with
You'd be surprised how much things don't affect you when you're the one who creates them
@@Itariatan this, but also his tendrils don't move like snakes imo they have more of a tentacle feel. snakes have a very specific 'gait' that tendrils and tentacles do not
source: i have had a snake, i love tentacle prawn, i have dreams about both lol. not the best source but yeah. like, i can enjoy animation of animals or people with too many limbs, but actually watching a spider move freaks me out.
edit - sorry but not even tentacle like tbh, tentacles are extremely intelligent imo. Papa's tendrils more so seem to react to stimuli or very basic nervous system commands (i'm thinking about bob the builder and charlie, i know papa uses tendrils elsewhere but i can't recall rn)
@@mightymeatymech Cool analysis. I too am fascinated by tentacles hehe
@@Itariatan ...thank you lmfao i got so upset i went and defined snakes vs tentacles vs tendrils on another social media account..... ☠☠ they're different!!
It'd make sense for him to base his animations off things that disturb him
At around 4:00, the context is that man was either released or escaped from a mental hospital, the girl was home alone and he planned to do exactly as he said to her. He had a knife and gun in his bag too, he wasn't bluffing. Pretty sure he got arrested, but it's been a while so don't quote me.
At least he was honest 😁
@@Aqalad2781 Fr, he could’ve lied and that would’ve been a little TOO cruel 😔
@@ennuidaze Oh no I was joking, either way he was gonna do something bad
@@Aqalad2781 I was joking too lol
Given the fact that he didn't at any point try to break into the house, I'm not too sure about that. He sounds completely delusional and is probably not in any state to do anything unless you are right in front of him. Definitely terrifying for whomever was living there, but the dude literally asked them to come out, then left and just walked away.
Apparently when the police found him the guy identified himself as the "Holy Spirit". Sounds like he needs some serious help anyway, probably a product of current mental healthcare service deficiencies more than anything.
Guy: Do you have the key?
Girl: Why would I have the key?
Guy: Do you not live here?
Girl: No.
Fucking brilliant.
The childlike wonder on Hunter's face when the car rolls is so adorable.
"Lamborghinis are Short" I love that he just actually took his friends suggestion while aiming to have a Lamborghini at 16 from snow shoveling. Those kids made my day.
The terrifying thing is the reality that this has been going on for centuries long before we ever had a camera to record it.
The horror of people trying to peer through your door and never even knowing it.
there hasn't even been doors for centuries 🤨🤨🤨
@@sillygoose4263Doors have existed since 3000 BC my man
@@sillygoose4263what😂
@@bellamcfaul8259 nah back in the 1700’s Independence Hall just had bead curtains at the entrance
@@MatecaCorp Lmao
The idea of a horror movie with Ring Doorbell Cameras kinda reminds me of 'This House Has People In It', which is super haunting when you think about it. Seeing through the Camera just makes you feel so helpless and cornered. Like you're frozen in place and you can't look away. It also allows for the need to watch the background to try and figure out what's happening, also different audio / visual qualities of various people's cameras would add to the mystery. Idk, im just a huge fan of this type of analog horror. its so skin crawling.
Adult swim infomercials are top tier horror films
OH I REMEMBER THAT ONE OMFG it's so good
That car crash one was crazy! That dudes first reaction was to run to help until he realized it was some kind of car chase. Bet he's a good dude.
Yeah, I'd also probably run away too, even if you could help somehow, if the American police were involved. Might try to help the person in the car and get shot because you have your phone out, and of course a phone looks like a gun...
8:40 Didn't harm anybody?? HE VIOLATED THE DOORBELL!! 😡
14:29 he is the last person i would suspect to hate snakes
Right? I thought the same thing!!
Fun fact: that groan/"fuck" you usually hear is actually a pain management response. Nobody is still certain as to the exact pathology, but for whatever reason humans yelling or cursing loudly helps to ease the initial stab of pain when you hurt yourself.
I have always felt like I've had to let out some kind of curse word impulsively when that stuff happens.
@@Jestrathit’s a part of your brain! let loose
Gets the emotions out
Yupp! It releases endorphins - which is technically short for endogenous (meaning produced inside the body) morphine - for us. And the more strong feelings one has against swearing, as in those who don't like to swear, the stronger their endorphin response is to swearing. That's why even the most pure of heart people who never swear in their life are still likely to shout "damnit" or "shit" or "fuck" when they fall down onto cement or something hard and painful. It's an instinctive reaction that you actually can't control, believe it or not.
I can vouch for that. I'm injury prone so when I hear that I know that guy is really hurt.
we need more ring doorbell animations from papa meat
That charlie one was pretty damn creepy.
@МеаtСаnуоn 🅥 bro sent me to the fucking shadow realm of cats and NOBODY HAS SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IT YET
I’ve watched this video 57 times since it was uploaded 4 minutes ago and can confirm it’s a an absolute papa meat banger.
papa meat banger sounds so graphic 😂
As it should
You talking about the bad dragon tentacle?
Bang that meat Papa, bang it goooooood
get this hipster comment trend out of here. stay over on spoonkids videos you tool
It's bizarre seeing someone who creates the most disturbing and gross body horror videos I've ever seen actually creeped out by something simple like snakes. Kinda nice to see he's not completely unfazed by everything.
I’m a snake breeder and it’s always funny to see because I was once like that. Once you get familiar with snakes they are super cool to have as pets
The three drunk dudes w the pizza cutter had me rolling 😂🤣🤣
10:45 maybe he was carrying the dog so his paws didn't get broken glass in them? :0
It's an attack dog method! Dogs get more protective when hold! Like small dogs immediately start barking when the owner raises them and hold in arms! Plus in the whole confusion he's keeping the dog alert toward the suspects and not the others running around! Ready to release him,if necessary, at any moment!
Sorry for going full geek 😅
I like how the dude at 5:42 goes from "AAUUGH😭🤕" to "Auuugh😩😫" and then back to "AGGghh🤕" and then finishing it off with a good old "ugh , fauck🍵🍵."
What an interesting reaction. Hunter seems like the type of dude who'd own like 12 snakes lol
12:10 so sweet. My kids do that every winter and they always offer to pitch in for groceries and it's so adoridable.
2:08 “Say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklehead”
*spy scream in agony
Those 2 kids were so wholesome wtf. I need those parents to give a tutorial
I remember one time at some old apartments i used to live at some kids knocked on my door offering to throw our trash to the trash can for money. Me and my gf at the time didnt have any cash so we offer them a whole bag of assorted candies and their faces lit up so much. Good times
I can’t tell if this makes me want a Ring Doorbell significantly more or as far away from me as possible, but I thank you anyways Papa Meat for another stellar video 🤩
well if you do want one, it might be worth remembering they record everything and send it back to their company to be sold to interested parties & they have been found to be easily hackable and taken advantage of by hackers to fuck with the owners/spy on them.
Being watched 24/7 from cradle to grave is fun
9 months later...
Don't just get a ring, go full on with a security camera set up and a dvr. That bear and that car accident were not doorbells. You get plenty of fun stuff on there. I watched some kids ding dong ditch me a couple days ago, three of them hid right in front of one camera and the other just stood there trying to get up the guts at my door for a good minute. I waited and came out all confused looking and made sure not to look at the hiding kids. Better than that, I had the atf come by and I felt no reason whatsoever to let them near anything. (In my state, if you buy two guns at once, they come up picking their asses and acting like you did something wrong)
If ya care about being recorded and hacked via your ring doorbell, get rid of pretty much anything you own that's connected to wifi or smart. And your car. Most cars have Bluetooth built in the wheels for pressure monitoring, sound systems with built in mics for customer service, and infotainment systems that connect all the time for map updates. Seriously tho, all connected appliances have a camera and mic. Your TV, fridge, washer/dryer, smart bidets, roombas, .ood light bulbs, thermostat, and anything else you have that's slightly smart, they all have em with 0 obligation to disclose what information is collected. You hear about appliances dying in four months? It's because they can't phone home. You may as well get at least one that you can see what they see.
having a ring is comforting but seeing a notification from ring is a new type of dread
Mailman here. With ring doorbell cameras it takes away the gratefulness you feel when you slip and fall down the stairs and you see no one around to notice your humiliation.
The doorbell saw. The doorbell sees all.
Dude making a horror cartoon through the lens of a ring door bell would be so interesting. You should definitely do it. There’s a lot you could do with that since it’s a fixed frame
Yes more please! I died whenever papa meat mentioned how the potato tit lady was walking like a Tim Burton character. 😂
8:31 that man sexually assuallted that house and there isnt a sane man who can tell me otherwise
He is homesexual
The second guy legit terrified me. I used to walk to the bus or walk by myself (don’t have any means of transportation) to where I need to go and I would get hella paranoid someone would be watching me and my routines. I hope they reported that guy.
He was arrested
delco pizza men are built different 2:13
Oh shit this was Delco???
14:45 If you ever do a cartoon with this theme you definitly need to call it "Just right outside your door..."
Bruh seeing the thing at my door through the ring door bell is scarier than having less security at my home
@МеаtСаnуоn 🅥 Really don't understand why this bot has survived so long on meatcanyon's channels. Just ban everything that says meatcanyon excluding the actual creator is that really so hard youtube??
@Papa meat, 00:01 you didn’t ask me to come on in and sit on down 😔, that’s your line!🥺
Those kids made my day man, I'm happy we have Kids out there who like what they do
I lost it to the three guys on the porch. I was literally crying. 😂😂 13:23
The guy more worried about the bourbon than his friend who just cracked his skull open is legendary
For those curious, the flashing light when someone has a phone in their hand is the doorbell camera picking up the Face ID lasers and scans repeatedly to find a face
I love how papa meat can tolerate creating the weird, horrifying animations he makes but snakes are the things that creep him out lmao
Edit: wow this kinda blew up thx y'all
I fucking hate snakes too something about them
@@RequiemForABuckeye I can understand that
That was my reaction, the visceral and disgustingly beautiful imagery he can create, and he draws the line at snakes lol
He's indiana jones fr
I was about to say the same thing💀🤣🤣
11:15 I think maybe he's doing it to make sure the dog doesn't step in broken glass from the car
One night a corn snake decided the top of my screen door would be a great place to sleep. When i got home from work, it fell on me when i opened the door.
I've somehow seen the clip with the crazy guy in the grey tank top before. I think it was on the news and authorities were looking for him, or they already arrested him. Scary shit
It's ok he was arrested
@@BarbieDreamDungeonit's not OK. He needed to come to my house, because I juuuust might have forgotten to lock my door after seeing him stroll up...come right on in mutt. Screw looking over your shoulder the rest of your life. No loose ends
"why do you have a pizza cutter?" holy fuck I am crying, that made my day.
One must always be prepared for Pizza Time.
Mental note, if he ever opens a P.O. Box for whatever reason. Only send him realistic snake products.
my ring doorbell acted as my lawyer and got me out of jail, was facing 15-30 years, i highly recommend everyone get a ring doorbell or some kind of security camera for your front door and home, it not only prevents crimes by acting as a deterrent but it also protects you from the crimes you’ve been falsely accused of.
7:02 I don’t know if many other people would understand, but the bird feeder would of been my primary target aswell….
Bro I fully understand, I fucking love birds
That one lady that took the bird feeder really moved around like a Tim Burton character 😂
that shit was creepy as hell I am trying to find it
@@whatwhatwhat2939her eyes glowing was what fucked with me and the way she moved hunched forward. Like something out of a demonic possession movie. Plus that chirping noise, the fuck?
11:30 this is something out of a movie lmao
10:40 - *average day basically anywhere in Florida*
0:45 i dont know if you used the classic maxmoefoe idubbbz filthy frank chef collabs music on purpose but i love it
13:29 I like how he’s more concerned about him dropping the bourbon than his friend possibly getting a concussion
Hunter will painstakingly illustrate the most gruesome, foul, body horror and still get the heebs from a snake.
6:11 that was such an Australian “fark”
I could watch these for hours, your reactions and laugh are funnier than the content you're reacting to!! I have to awkwardly quiet cackle at my desk in the office lolol
13:22 is absolutely my favorite scene
5:23 that's not a hazard light. It's her phone's IR going off every time the front camera takes a photo to illuminate her face for facial recognition/data collection. It's visible since the security camera can see IR.
So it’s only visable to the camera right
@@JoeRogansForehead it would be visible to any camera that doesn't have an IR filter. Typically that would be things like security cameras, cell phones, webcams, the Meta Quest series headsets, etc. DSLRs and Point/shoot cameras tend to have an IR filter. The human eye can not see it, though some cheap IR lights can be kinda seen, just depends on their wavelength.
0:36 I like how his fingers obscure the "f" in factor creating the word "actor" a subtle reference to the fact that he is merely acting for the sponsor
7:36 couldve been a set up to rob tjat guy and she being the super fast that she is brought him to the wrong house.
For some context, the guy who took a screwdriver to the camera and then had the door hit him had been harassing the homeowner, who is disabled, for weeks. So it was pretty much instant karma.
I still think the repetitive question guy is the most terrifying. He was practicing what he was saying to the woman in the house if she opened the door. He wanted to r-pe and kill her 😭 her husband was at work and saw the footage and spoke through the doorbell, thank God that the door was locked and she had enough sense not to answer it. How horrifying 😖 I believe I heard that cops arrested the man, on drugs a block away.
I just wanted to say that I really enjoy the content you put out. There isn't another creator on youtube that gives me full on belly laughs the way you do!! Thank you!!
God papa hunter. Your laugh is so contagious. Anything you do is gold. I love your reactions to everything. Please do more of this one!
Very contagious laugh & hilarious reactions.
Thank you for making my terrible ass lunch break a lot better.
13:48 That guy has a channel on TH-cam. Dereklipp_ is the channel.
The second one worries me that it could be someone trying to get away from an abusive household or something for a bit. It reminds me of kids who will flee to their neighbor's house because they have horrible parents.
14:26 okay, I’ve lived in the woods of Louisiana practically my whole life, seeing possums and armadillos and stuff are a common thing for me, hell even 250 pound hogs have waltz in my backyard. And there are very few things that make my skin crawl or dry heave, but snakes are at the top on that list 😬😦 so the fact that my boi here cannot STAND snakes as much as me, I couldn’t agree more
That police chase/crash is dope. That's something like found footage movies should use. Also shout out to tactical dog carry or whatever that was lol
8:45 i mean licking that doorbell is harmful to the people touching that doorbell.
13:17 the only instance of wendigoon cussing
When you do that reminds me of a baby bird looking for food 5:58
11:33 man that was my old hockey team. I know exactly where this is.
5:50 bro sounded like the pogo guy from happy wheels😭😭😭
Papa Meat! Would love to hear you discuss myths and supposed modern day encounters with creatures from American Indian lore. Stuff like the Wendigo, portals, Native American witches, ghosts of American Indians, etc. would be cool. Interviewing an indigenous expert in that kind of thing would be a crazy cool video.
I love how Papa Meat automatically names the cop's dog the cute handle of "Cinnamon."🤣It really tells ya how his mind operates.
Ayy, Greenwood in the wild, howdy lol
@@AmelieCLanglois Hey, Comfy!
It’s a step brothers reference
10:14 YO THAT BEAR IS A UNIT
Because he knows if he let's the dog go before making sure the suspect can be apprehended the dog runs a risk of getting hurt (potentially from a gun)
Omg meatcanyon PLEASE do more of these. Had my wife and I rolling losing our minds it was so funny. Love your vids, keep up the awesome work!
Man this was extremely satisfying to watch. What a roller coaster. Lmao Def need to keep this as a segment on the channel.
Couldn't be bothered searching for assumptions on the carried police dog but my two cents was: It was to carry the dog over any obvious debris from the crashed vehicle before setting them loose onto the escapee's.
I've had more than one of my neighbors (who I barely know) try to open my door before knocking. What the hell gives people the idea that they have the right to do that?
11:54 i wish those kids the genuine best in life
g o d d a m n that shocked me
4:20 this is actually real he got arrested
4:26
I was actually thinking of this when watching this. What if someone made a horror film with only ring camera footage?
13:29 the best part 😂😂😂
3:38 OH FUCK NO I KNOW THIS ONE HELLLL NO