Gotta give props to Bad Dragon for giving that tentacle the perfect amount of wiggle. It's just enough to be entertaining but not distracting. True masters of their craft
I have been a victim of alien abductions, they didn't abduct me though. My dad was abducted on his way to the store to get some cigarettes, they must have gotten him either on the way to the store or on the way home. It's been 30 years and I haven't stopped believing that aliens took my dad, I just want him back.
I found a room for rent when I was like 19, and one of the guys who owned the place swore he saw me get abducted by aliens one night. I don't believe him for a second, but he seemed genuinely upset by it, and stayed at a different place after that for like 2 weeks. I dont remember this but He said "at like 3 am I saw you got up to use the restroom, and when you walked down the hall towards my room (next to the bathroom), crazy lights shined through front window. It looked like a semi parked outside with its brights on. You just walked into the bathroom, then stopped, and literally floated out through the wall like it wasn't there. I just shut and locked my door and waited til someone woke up." i got up at like 5 am to smoke and he heard me, unlocked his door and peeked out and said "hey are you okay?" lol. I don't think that at all happened, ill meander to the bathroom half asleep unaware sometimes anyway. I laughed when he told me, but homie looked like he was about to cry fr. i completely forgot about this until i saw this lmfao
Oh, you've got an ass on you alright See that's what he's talkin' about Spread your ass open, dude You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker, Give me the thug shaker, Shake your ass Take your hands off it and shake that shit, pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it Shake it. Yeah, that’s some thug ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work You got that booty dude. God damn. It look good bro? Yeah, nice huh? Alright, that'll work for 'em Put that condom on, your-
@@D03-H03tbh I always turn into a little spider for a while. I love crawling up people's noses while they sleep. It's so cozy in there! Just girly things 💅✨
Fun fact, grass-fed does not mean they lived out in the pasture and ate the grass on the ground. They are still in industrial farms in very small confined spaces they just happen to be fed grass clippings instead of corn and other stuff. So it's not as ethical as you would like to think it is
This is going to sound messed up because it is. I think a great horror plot should be about aliens probing someone and watching that person go through that traumatic experience, only to later in life realize that it was in fact just a human. A story about how the human subconscious will try to repress our memory into something else so that we can cope with a traumatic experience.
There's an episode of Criminal Minds that explores this. She was the only survivor of the serial killer but everyone thought she was just a quack for decades.
I'm certain aliens visited me and gave me the power to see the future. I distinctly remember watching this entire video in some sorta feed back loop. How else would I have known about this entire video before it was uploaded?
Whenever a picture or video is in black and white, you always know for sure that it's fake. The internet has shown us several times that halloween props look more realistic when they're filmed in black and white. And there's no reason for a normal person to have a black and white camera anyways.
This channel is slowly becoming one of my favorites. I love having the chatty side of Hunter to watch, finally! I always thought you were super fun in the SuperMega videos and I’m glad you made a channel where we can get to know you a little better (:
I experienced probings every time I stayed at my uncles house when I was a young lad. He said it was fairly common in the area and would give me special top secret government alien repellent to drink at night, but I don’t think it worked because I would still wake up pretty sore.
Or we are like a zoo. They zip on through, eyeball some animals, look at us, reminisce about their roots etc? Theoretically we could be the oldest species in existence too. All things are possible.
Legitimately, mysterious vaginal cuts are a thing. It's usually either hormones being abnormal, skin conditions like eczema, and even vitamin deficiencies. It's all to do with making the area thinner and prone to tearing.
People forget they get itchy in the night when your half asleep. Could be a bug, or a hair brushing against your skin and you just go at it lol. I have done it plenty.
@@you-nh8xo I once scratch/pinched my ball sack and it literally felt like they were on fire. The Burn was so weird. Ok I lied.. I have done it to many times to count haha. "We are guys.. ofc we scratch our balls"
Man, I love watching your this man's videos. He 100% reminds me of my cousin whos like a brother to me and it brings back all the childhood and teenage goofy crap we use to get into. This man feels like family.
The proposed idea for American Sniper 2 Kyle's Revenge was that he returns as a zombie, kidnaps his killer and his entire family, dresses them all in traditional Arab clothes then lets them loose on a big game reservation and hunts them all down.
Dude this is by far the hardest I’ve laughed at a video, it just caught me so off guard. I got abducted but instead of probing me they dressed up as cops and locked me up for the night in a human jail for being “past curfew” and “pissing on a stop sign”
To be serious, in other countries, we just dont report it to the authorities when we see UFOs. None of the people I've met that said they seen one never mentioned going to the authorities. I once saw a UFO on my balcony when I was like 16 years old, smoking a cigarette. I saw something orange, fiery looking moving around in the sky. At first I thought it maybe was an airplane (I lived close to Bromma flygplats in Stockholm - its an airport) and maybe some weather phenomena or something making it look weird instead of how a plane usually looks like. But then it started steering straight upward, to the left, angular direction etc, all different kind of directions which an airplane could not fly in. So I hurried to call out my parents, my sister and my little brother. They all witnessed it. They all were baffled, except for my father who is muslim (meaning mentally behind) who denied it and said "no that wasnt a UFO" but couldn't explain how it turned in those directions etc if it was a plane. And we didn't go to the police either. I am 35 years old now, so that being a drone is out of the question, no one flew drones at that time. Its 19 years ago when barely cellphones had functioning cameras. I do believe that 90% of what we see on the internet and peoples claims are fake - if not more. Cheers!
I'm glad it wasn't just me who saw The Fourth Kind a little too young and got fucked up a bit from it. I was 12 and thought it was an actual collection of real videos along with a cinematic retelling of the story. It gave me loads of intrusive thoughts about what it would feel like to have your spine broken by an invisible force like in the movie.
Dude, old Art Bell open lines episodes are a great portal into how completely insane some people are. It was pre internet and one of the only outlets for some real scitzo people.
Could you imagine aliens being so advanced that they can travel through the galaxy the same way we travel to the grocery store and they're just using this technology to creep into that one guys house at night to jizz on his pillow? Just shouting "Whooo! Beta Kappa Pluto!," while giggling like Beavis & Butthead and space jizzing on this guy every night.
9:46 🐍=👩I always wondered why I slithered on my belly, I thought it was just me. I'm so glad to finally have closure and be enlightened after so many years! It truly does feel great to get in touch with your roots.
I'm on the ground laughing every time I see the scene from War of the World where that peanut buttered up slice of bread gets plastered to the kitchen window. It makes me so happy.
Upvoted for giving the pupper some steak. Butcherbox should sell a cut called the Meat Canyon. You take a cow, cut off the front legs, then cut straight up through the back upwards from the front legs, then do the same with the back legs, cut em off and cut straight up, removing the butt end and the shoulders to head portion. then just take that center part of the cow, and lay it spine side down. BAM! The Meat Canyon. Stuff with aromatic veggies like onions, celery, carrots, and also a couple boxes of stovetop stuffing. Now tie it up and smoke it for 2 days at 160.
That reminds me of my prostate exam, it took forever and when it was finally over the guy took off his gloves and told me the doctor would be right in.
I have had two instances in my life where I’ve seen two UFOs that I cannot explain or come off a logical explanation for it. The first one was when I was a child, maybe around 11/12. With my parents camping, we were stargazing, we saw a multi colored light akin to a star or comet but larger. It was far in the distance but travelled at an extremely fast speed in a triangulated pattern and then disappeared. My parents saw it as well. The second one was about 4 years ago when I was 21 or so. I was driving home from the movie theater with my brother and we both saw an orb of light that travelled across the sky at a relatively slow speed (compared to a shooting star) but then shot across the sky at an extremely fast speed. Legitimately baffled at what either of those could have been.
*Takes LSD* *Goes to weird dress up party* *End up in some Bolivian military prison accused of being an E.T. and no one believes you arent* They saw you "as an alien" *Hits you with stock of gun*
I always work on my art projects while I just hear you talk about dumb movies or art or things like this and it makes doing stuff so much more fun. This video in particular made me laugh my ass off. Amazing
My story is where some Aliens abducted me and forced me to watch Blood & Honey with them because they were too scared. They wouldn't shut the cranberry sauce up about how much it was like a Meat Canyon video. Those Aliens were once my brothers... I no longer have brothers, they are alien to me now.
When I was younger, my grandfather told me there was aliens out in the front yard. To my curiosity and sense of wonderment, I looked out of my window and was met with disappointment to only find the lawn guys cutting grass and blowing leaves… to this day I still can’t figure out what my grandfather was on about?
I know this is a year old now, but I have a story lol. When I was 13 my parents took us to the coast for 4th of July. we were on Corpus Christi bay to watch the fireworks. We had been playing on the beach all day, so I didn't have my contacts or glasses. So that sucks. It's pretty dark, and I looked toward the top of a hotel, maybe 10 stories tall. There were spotlights on top, pointing up, and there were large things circling the top of the hotel. WAY to big to be pelicans. They freaked me out, and I asked my mom to identify them, and she was just upset that I didn't have on any sort of lenses. She wouldn't identify them. While everyone was watching the fireworks, I was busy just staring at the large things that were circling, and sometimes landing on the building.
Always cool to hear some classic jungle tracks in content I like. Been in one of my main FPS playlists for some time now so it stuck out to me immediately, lol
I was abducted once too, all the alien wanted was to tell me that there’s a planet that consists nothing but a bunch of throbbing and crawling necks. Yea that’s about it he just had to get it off his chest and he brought me back.
one interesting comment from one of the military people said, they only started noticing these "sighting" more and more lately is because they upgraded their scanning gadgets, so you can assume they've always been around - we were just unable to detect them until now
They've likely been here observing us for a long time now, its crazy that people are so adamant about life elsewhere existing, we humans are basically proof that theres life else where because it'd be completely illogical to think this planet would be the only one in the universe to have life, narcissistic and closed minded even.
@@JamesJames-li2wv i agree, i recently noticed something weird that happens a lot in our society, but mainly i noticed it from any group, they will bring a problem to your doorstep then offer to fix the problem for you at a cost, much like what tales of the devil or something like that, now if you use that same formula from scientists, especially material science, they will tell you this is impossible or that won't happen, then come back a few decades later to tell you hey, we did it! we have achieved something great! without anything to show for it
Papa Meat, Dakota Fanning screaming during War of the Worlds was the worst. I mean the basement bit with the tentacle camera thing was kinda cool... but my word, I wanted the Tripods to snuff her out multiple times over.
Too bad he hasn't heard of XCOM before. I mean, the style of game maybe not be for everyone but I think he'd like that the invading aliens are comprised of the little grey men, swamp things/shape shifters, government thin men, lizard people, and bugs. It's so much camp from the 1950's set in a modern setting and it's great.
when teenagers, my cousin and I were skinny dipping in the pool. There was a toothpick thin green light from the sky down to the pool. I asked my cousin if she saw it and she did. I saw it 3 times and she saw it 2 times. It was like within 10-15 mins. We quickly got out.
I wake up with scratches all the time. It's not aliens, and it's not even Freddy Kruger. It's me scratching myself in my sleep because I have itchy skin.
When I was a kid I saw a meteor burning up in our atmosphere and it ig got through the outer layer cause I heard a loud boom and it just fizzled away, never thought it was aliens just a meteor passing the sound barrier making a sonic boom or something idk
I’ve been the victim of alien abduction for many years now. They come late at night with bright rotating lights, in vehicles disguised as cop cars, stating “drop that dead hooker!” I know they just want to steal my well earned meal, and I will not stop. Stay strong 💪
I was talking to someone about Bigfoot and I asked "If they do exist why have we never found any bones" and the guy responded with 100% seriousness "Uh, because they're telepathic? and they wipe your memories?" In a tone that implied I was retarded or something. Also while on /X/ I was called "Mentally handicaped" for telling someone that a Boeing 747 is a real model of plane.
Gotta give props to Bad Dragon for giving that tentacle the perfect amount of wiggle. It's just enough to be entertaining but not distracting. True masters of their craft
I saw that and immediately came to see who else noticed what it was lmao
I kinda wanna buy one not too use but because I just think its neat. No cap
....oh, so THAT'S what that is, goodness me 😳
Could be a lil bigger but it'll do.
I want one too... ngl i would try sitting on it.
I have been a victim of alien abductions, they didn't abduct me though. My dad was abducted on his way to the store to get some cigarettes, they must have gotten him either on the way to the store or on the way home. It's been 30 years and I haven't stopped believing that aliens took my dad, I just want him back.
u forgot to say "man" at the end
Who's gonna tell em?
i could tell something of the sort happened to you just by looking at your profile, god bless you
you poor child 😔
@@TrashRat-qw9ri not me
TH-cam feeling they need to provide context on alien abduction is comical
Underrated comment
Seriously, the things I see the youtube context tab for sometimes blows my mind. There reaches a point where someone is just too braindead to help.
@@m4g1cM1KE thxs bby
@@planescaped lol they did coin a term brain rot to describe people to "doom scroll" shorts all day
They are control freaks
"Women aren't human they're part rat or snake-"
Aw damn, they figured us out. Now my global plans for world domination have been foiled smh.
I love when people are like "I was abducted at night and woke up with these weird marks in a pattern!" bro those are bed bugs, call an exterminator
I found a room for rent when I was like 19, and one of the guys who owned the place swore he saw me get abducted by aliens one night. I don't believe him for a second, but he seemed genuinely upset by it, and stayed at a different place after that for like 2 weeks. I dont remember this but He said "at like 3 am I saw you got up to use the restroom, and when you walked down the hall towards my room (next to the bathroom), crazy lights shined through front window. It looked like a semi parked outside with its brights on. You just walked into the bathroom, then stopped, and literally floated out through the wall like it wasn't there. I just shut and locked my door and waited til someone woke up." i got up at like 5 am to smoke and he heard me, unlocked his door and peeked out and said "hey are you okay?" lol. I don't think that at all happened, ill meander to the bathroom half asleep unaware sometimes anyway. I laughed when he told me, but homie looked like he was about to cry fr. i completely forgot about this until i saw this lmfao
Ann's that's why u don't do drugs kids
I'm gay doe
Bro your a victim to aliens 🫡
@@Michaelroni-n-cheese prove it
Oh, you've got an ass on you alright
See that's what he's talkin' about
Spread your ass open, dude
You can do the rump shaker, huh?
The thug shaker, Give me the thug shaker, Shake your ass
Take your hands off it and shake that shit, pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it
Shake it. Yeah, that’s some thug ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work
You got that booty dude. God damn. It look good bro?
Yeah, nice huh? Alright, that'll work for 'em
Put that condom on, your-
Only true fans will know that the Aliens tried to take down this video multiple times
And only true fans would follow his only fans... if only he had one...
@@walrusArmageddon true );
@@walrusArmageddon was thinking the same thing.
Facts
@@manmanderson same here
9:48 as a woman, I can confirm we do transform into snakes or rats depending on our monthly cycle.
Girl talk! I, personally, turn into an opossum and crawl under the floorboards
@@D03-H03tbh I always turn into a little spider for a while. I love crawling up people's noses while they sleep. It's so cozy in there! Just girly things 💅✨
As a man, we know this but act ignorant to it because we can't find rat traps big enough
@@anii2987Sorry about that you three. :'(
I morph into a bat and fly around pranking people, keep it koo girlies ❇
Fun fact, grass-fed does not mean they lived out in the pasture and ate the grass on the ground. They are still in industrial farms in very small confined spaces they just happen to be fed grass clippings instead of corn and other stuff. So it's not as ethical as you would like to think it is
This is going to sound messed up because it is. I think a great horror plot should be about aliens probing someone and watching that person go through that traumatic experience, only to later in life realize that it was in fact just a human. A story about how the human subconscious will try to repress our memory into something else so that we can cope with a traumatic experience.
Try watching Mysterious Skin
Read slaughterhouse five
There's an episode of Criminal Minds that explores this. She was the only survivor of the serial killer but everyone thought she was just a quack for decades.
lol wouldnt aliens abducting you and probing ur butt be a traumatic experience anyways? it could work both ways
This could absolutely, absolutely be the case for some of these people who swear they were abducted and probed
Gonna be awkward if the aliens do actually just look like party city costumes
Party city alien costumes end up being alien bl*ckface 😢
I'm certain aliens visited me and gave me the power to see the future. I distinctly remember watching this entire video in some sorta feed back loop. How else would I have known about this entire video before it was uploaded?
Same its strange. I didnt even get probed :/
Lmao made me lol
Prove it
👽👾🤖🛸🧠😱
X Files music playing 🎶👽
Only true fans remember the multiple times this video was posted
Yep
@@ArizonaJoshua I only saw this and another one
Yeah. :'(
Dude I thought I was tripping cause I watched half this video had to go do something came back a day later to watch and it was gone
I remember ❤
Whenever a picture or video is in black and white, you always know for sure that it's fake.
The internet has shown us several times that halloween props look more realistic when they're filmed in black and white. And there's no reason for a normal person to have a black and white camera anyways.
Many night vision cameras operate in black or white during the night so that's not completely true.
The alien in your room with the multiple udders was giving me creeps
This channel is slowly becoming one of my favorites. I love having the chatty side of Hunter to watch, finally! I always thought you were super fun in the SuperMega videos and I’m glad you made a channel where we can get to know you a little better (:
And become his best friends 😀
@HighPandaa uh uh, nope. He doesn't condone parasocial relationships. He's a youtuber, and you're a viewer. That's as far as it goes.
I experienced probings every time I stayed at my uncles house when I was a young lad. He said it was fairly common in the area and would give me special top secret government alien repellent to drink at night, but I don’t think it worked because I would still wake up pretty sore.
This was demonic in nature 😅
Thank you for your honesty and for telling your story. #EARTHJUSTICE
Wow! I think we got the same uncle who's been plagued by aliens probing young men around his home after they drink all that NyQuil . Spooky!
HEY THATS MY UNCLE TOO!
Oh noe..oh..oh noe..
What if there's just an alien TV show where they just prank us.
Awesome.
Is Steve-O an alien?
Somebody's been watching South Park
Or we are like a zoo. They zip on through, eyeball some animals, look at us, reminisce about their roots etc? Theoretically we could be the oldest species in existence too. All things are possible.
@@stillcantbesilencedevennownah we're in a snow globe
Legitimately, mysterious vaginal cuts are a thing. It's usually either hormones being abnormal, skin conditions like eczema, and even vitamin deficiencies. It's all to do with making the area thinner and prone to tearing.
People forget they get itchy in the night when your half asleep. Could be a bug, or a hair brushing against your skin and you just go at it lol. I have done it plenty.
@@G50016 oof ouch owwy ow
@@you-nh8xo I once scratch/pinched my ball sack and it literally felt like they were on fire. The Burn was so weird. Ok I lied.. I have done it to many times to count haha. "We are guys.. ofc we scratch our balls"
It can also be HS scars or HS flares
The bad dragon toy sitting on top of a stack of Junji Ito’s work is sending me
Omg I didn’t realize what books it was on top of lol
This has been a hard day at work, but papa meat uploading makes it worth while.
keep going champ
This was a good'n
Same bro
*Re-uploading
Man, I love watching your this man's videos. He 100% reminds me of my cousin whos like a brother to me and it brings back all the childhood and teenage goofy crap we use to get into. This man feels like family.
Gotta love the zoomer editing on this channel. It always gives me a headache but it's very engaging!
i feel like its not usually this jarring.
It's definitely ramped up a bit in this video
Yeah that's probably why I felt compelled to comment about it now...zooming in and out on like every syllable in this one lol
I agree on the headache part
It’s basically a guaranteed way to keep you watching lol
Are aliens real? Scientists say no but our sponsor, Bad Dragon says, “we hope so!!!”😂
I love how after people were commenting about getting distracted by the tentacle he just brings it to the foreground and starts playing with it
The proposed idea for American Sniper 2 Kyle's Revenge was that he returns as a zombie, kidnaps his killer and his entire family, dresses them all in traditional Arab clothes then lets them loose on a big game reservation and hunts them all down.
Dude this is by far the hardest I’ve laughed at a video, it just caught me so off guard.
I got abducted but instead of probing me they dressed up as cops and locked me up for the night in a human jail for being “past curfew” and “pissing on a stop sign”
To be serious, in other countries, we just dont report it to the authorities when we see UFOs. None of the people I've met that said they seen one never mentioned going to the authorities.
I once saw a UFO on my balcony when I was like 16 years old, smoking a cigarette. I saw something orange, fiery looking moving around in the sky. At first I thought it maybe was an airplane (I lived close to Bromma flygplats in Stockholm - its an airport) and maybe some weather phenomena or something making it look weird instead of how a plane usually looks like.
But then it started steering straight upward, to the left, angular direction etc, all different kind of directions which an airplane could not fly in.
So I hurried to call out my parents, my sister and my little brother. They all witnessed it. They all were baffled, except for my father who is muslim (meaning mentally behind) who denied it and said "no that wasnt a UFO" but couldn't explain how it turned in those directions etc if it was a plane.
And we didn't go to the police either.
I am 35 years old now, so that being a drone is out of the question, no one flew drones at that time. Its 19 years ago when barely cellphones had functioning cameras.
I do believe that 90% of what we see on the internet and peoples claims are fake - if not more.
Cheers!
Papa meat is really carrying my TH-cam feed right now
Same. I was really confused. Did he have to edit something out from the last video??
Crazy how all these alien sightings started happening right after Norfolk Southern turned Ohio into an exclusion zone.
I'm glad it wasn't just me who saw The Fourth Kind a little too young and got fucked up a bit from it. I was 12 and thought it was an actual collection of real videos along with a cinematic retelling of the story. It gave me loads of intrusive thoughts about what it would feel like to have your spine broken by an invisible force like in the movie.
1:05 Dat Sonic Adventure 2 music hits my nostalgia in the feels
Live and Learn. I've jogged countless miles and lifted countless weights to this song
When I was young, my mother got abducted and impregnated by aliens. 9 months later this creep was born that I now have to call my little brother.
My condolences
Does he have any super powers?
@@dubuyajay9964 yes, he uses telekinesis to move my fist into his face at a high speed
@@dontghostbanmeplz8788 You need to figure out how to monetize that. Not every day you meet a person with mind powers. 👽🧠⚡😱
The alien probe is why papa meat is so funny, the aliens have a higher elevated humor than us.
Dude, old Art Bell open lines episodes are a great portal into how completely insane some people are. It was pre internet and one of the only outlets for some real scitzo people.
21:49 This is a very amusing story. Thank you Hunter, for brightening our days with wholesome horror cartoons and relatable comedy. Thank you
Keep this man safe, at all costs
We gotta protect our father meat :0
No!
Protect his Meat Canyon. 🍑💨💩🦠👽👾🤖🛸
Papa Meat with a fresh perm talking about aliens. What's not to love?
Could you imagine aliens being so advanced that they can travel through the galaxy the same way we travel to the grocery store and they're just using this technology to creep into that one guys house at night to jizz on his pillow? Just shouting "Whooo! Beta Kappa Pluto!," while giggling like Beavis & Butthead and space jizzing on this guy every night.
Watching your videos on shrooms is a whole new f'ng layer of funny
I've been burning tires in my backyard for the past year. It acts as a kind of alien repellent.
Yes!! I remember watching this video when it got uploaded, and then couldn't find it. Thought it was some sort of fever dream
Majin?
The amount of pure joy this videos give me 😂 Jesus your sense of humour is “f$cking diamonds”
9:46 🐍=👩I always wondered why I slithered on my belly, I thought it was just me. I'm so glad to finally have closure and be enlightened after so many years! It truly does feel great to get in touch with your roots.
:(
Man the part where you start imitating the alien lover giggling under his sheets was so fkin funny
I really like these sit down and talk type videos on random stuff
Mr. Papa Meat. The teacher we all need, but didn't deserve 😔
I'm on the ground laughing every time I see the scene from War of the World where that peanut buttered up slice of bread gets plastered to the kitchen window. It makes me so happy.
As an atheist, my grandfather is, in fact, a fish living off the shores of Greenland.
Upvoted for giving the pupper some steak. Butcherbox should sell a cut called the Meat Canyon. You take a cow, cut off the front legs, then cut straight up through the back upwards from the front legs, then do the same with the back legs, cut em off and cut straight up, removing the butt end and the shoulders to head portion. then just take that center part of the cow, and lay it spine side down. BAM! The Meat Canyon. Stuff with aromatic veggies like onions, celery, carrots, and also a couple boxes of stovetop stuffing. Now tie it up and smoke it for 2 days at 160.
I got put under for oral surgery and when I got home, i noticed my underwear was on backwards. Must have been an alien dentist.
That reminds me of my prostate exam, it took forever and when it was finally over the guy took off his gloves and told me the doctor would be right in.
"I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it was the dad." Funniest shit I ever saw
I have had two instances in my life where I’ve seen two UFOs that I cannot explain or come off a logical explanation for it. The first one was when I was a child, maybe around 11/12. With my parents camping, we were stargazing, we saw a multi colored light akin to a star or comet but larger. It was far in the distance but travelled at an extremely fast speed in a triangulated pattern and then disappeared. My parents saw it as well. The second one was about 4 years ago when I was 21 or so. I was driving home from the movie theater with my brother and we both saw an orb of light that travelled across the sky at a relatively slow speed (compared to a shooting star) but then shot across the sky at an extremely fast speed. Legitimately baffled at what either of those could have been.
*Takes LSD*
*Goes to weird dress up party*
*End up in some Bolivian military prison accused of being an E.T. and no one believes you arent*
They saw you "as an alien"
*Hits you with stock of gun*
I always work on my art projects while I just hear you talk about dumb movies or art or things like this and it makes doing stuff so much more fun. This video in particular made me laugh my ass off. Amazing
My story is where some Aliens abducted me and forced me to watch Blood & Honey with them because they were too scared. They wouldn't shut the cranberry sauce up about how much it was like a Meat Canyon video.
Those Aliens were once my brothers... I no longer have brothers, they are alien to me now.
I'm glad "You wanna go for drive" equally annoyed Papa Meat. It's not even fair to her that I found it so aggravating, but I certainly did.
When I was younger, my grandfather told me there was aliens out in the front yard. To my curiosity and sense of wonderment, I looked out of my window and was met with disappointment to only find the lawn guys cutting grass and blowing leaves… to this day I still can’t figure out what my grandfather was on about?
🤣😂
I know this is a year old now, but I have a story lol. When I was 13 my parents took us to the coast for 4th of July. we were on Corpus Christi bay to watch the fireworks. We had been playing on the beach all day, so I didn't have my contacts or glasses. So that sucks. It's pretty dark, and I looked toward the top of a hotel, maybe 10 stories tall. There were spotlights on top, pointing up, and there were large things circling the top of the hotel. WAY to big to be pelicans. They freaked me out, and I asked my mom to identify them, and she was just upset that I didn't have on any sort of lenses. She wouldn't identify them. While everyone was watching the fireworks, I was busy just staring at the large things that were circling, and sometimes landing on the building.
Good ol’ scp-3883. Won’t lie, your best friend at a private party
I watched the 4th kind in the movie theater with my cousin. We were freaked the fuck out. Up until I found out the "real" footage was completely fake.
That was the hardest intro to an alien video I have ever seen.
I absolutely love how you used the classic Origin Unknown track: Valley of the Shadows.
Always cool to hear some classic jungle tracks in content I like. Been in one of my main FPS playlists for some time now so it stuck out to me immediately, lol
what he googled 0:51 "ARE AILENS REAL YES OR NO PLS TELL ME ARE THEY SCARY I HAVE TO KNOWL
"I found out my eyes are two different colors today" is such a random throw into a story about dimension hoping, scarring, and being diddled by aliens
I for one wouldn’t mind being abducted by aliens, it would definitely beat the shitty life I’m living anyway.
"i JuSt ReAd RiChArD dAwKiNs ThE gOd DeLuSiOn" What's your PO box mate? I'll send you a fedora to go with that neck beard
Does he train in katana use too? 😂🤣🕵️🕴️⚔️🗡️🤺
@@dubuyajay9964 This confirms it. Certified mall ninja. Sensei meat
I must have been abducted because I just watched this about 30 minutes ago and it's been recently uploaded 42 seconds ago xD
I was abducted once too, all the alien wanted was to tell me that there’s a planet that consists nothing but a bunch of throbbing and crawling necks. Yea that’s about it he just had to get it off his chest and he brought me back.
Aliens ride past earth and clutch their purses and lock their doors
Aliens know we're here, they just like hamburgers instead of drama.
Man, these real UFO stories left me speechless!
Took me a few minutes to realize this one an old video, but I’ll watch again for papa meat cause it’s hilarious
The Sonic Adventure 2 intro had me chubbed up for the whole episode. Thank you for content 🙏🏼
I scrolled SO HARD looking for this comment 😂😂😂
It's "Long dark tunnel - 31 seconds from origin unknown, Andy C". If every dnb track is Sonic ost consider necking.
Live and learn!
one interesting comment from one of the military people said, they only started noticing these "sighting" more and more lately is because they upgraded their scanning gadgets, so you can assume they've always been around - we were just unable to detect them until now
They've likely been here observing us for a long time now, its crazy that people are so adamant about life elsewhere existing, we humans are basically proof that theres life else where because it'd be completely illogical to think this planet would be the only one in the universe to have life, narcissistic and closed minded even.
@@JamesJames-li2wv i agree, i recently noticed something weird that happens a lot in our society, but mainly i noticed it from any group, they will bring a problem to your doorstep then offer to fix the problem for you at a cost, much like what tales of the devil or something like that, now if you use that same formula from scientists, especially material science, they will tell you this is impossible or that won't happen, then come back a few decades later to tell you hey, we did it! we have achieved something great! without anything to show for it
Papa Meat,
Dakota Fanning screaming during War of the Worlds was the worst. I mean the basement bit with the tentacle camera thing was kinda cool... but my word, I wanted the Tripods to snuff her out multiple times over.
A fellow Metalacolypse fan? I see that Murderface mug :)
William Murderface, Murderface, Murderface
That Richard Dawkins impression make me laugh till I cried, holy shit
Too bad he hasn't heard of XCOM before. I mean, the style of game maybe not be for everyone but I think he'd like that the invading aliens are comprised of the little grey men, swamp things/shape shifters, government thin men, lizard people, and bugs. It's so much camp from the 1950's set in a modern setting and it's great.
8:35 hunter killin' it with those camera angles
ya'll know the best indicator for extra-terrestrial beings literally capable of interplanetary travel is some basic ass luminescent bulbs in the sky.
when teenagers, my cousin and I were skinny dipping in the pool. There was a toothpick thin green light from the sky down to the pool. I asked my cousin if she saw it and she did. I saw it 3 times and she saw it 2 times. It was like within 10-15 mins. We quickly got out.
School can’t stop me from learning from Father Papa Meat
The alien giggle impression got me. 🤣
The alien in the woods video is one of the top funniest videos I’ve seen this year
I wake up with scratches all the time. It's not aliens, and it's not even Freddy Kruger. It's me scratching myself in my sleep because I have itchy skin.
You are exactly the kind of person I would trust about meat box recommendations
When I was a kid I saw a meteor burning up in our atmosphere and it ig got through the outer layer cause I heard a loud boom and it just fizzled away, never thought it was aliens just a meteor passing the sound barrier making a sonic boom or something idk
Ty for sharing a wonderful memory of seeing part of the universe.
I’ve been the victim of alien abduction for many years now. They come late at night with bright rotating lights, in vehicles disguised as cop cars, stating “drop that dead hooker!”
I know they just want to steal my well earned meal, and I will not stop. Stay strong 💪
If Sleepy Joe says they’re aliens, then they’re aliens
Tom cruise is not gay I just saw him at the fudgepacking plant yesterday he’s an honest hard worker.
I've been loving this channel, it's been such a joy to watch and listen. ♥
I think I once saw a small gray alien at night by some bushes in a yard as I drove by. It might have been a kid out at night, though; I don't know.
You ok man?
@@dubuyajay9964 Are you?
Kuddos to the editing team. They are just so talented.
you are joking right?
I have never had an alien encounter.
Supernatural, yes. Weird space shit, no.
WHY DON'T THE ALIENS LIKE ME!?!/q?
"I see Aliens flying around all the time outside my window "
* Sombrero hovers by*
The alien screaming “helllllp!” Fucking killed me. 😂
No one ever talks about Meat's music taste, it's quite groovy 👍
0:25 is that clip real
I don't think it is
"Mantis? I'm a locust"
I've been setting bear traps at our local park to deter aliens from abducting late night Park goers
I was talking to someone about Bigfoot and I asked "If they do exist why have we never found any bones" and the guy responded with 100% seriousness "Uh, because they're telepathic? and they wipe your memories?" In a tone that implied I was retarded or something. Also while on /X/ I was called "Mentally handicaped" for telling someone that a Boeing 747 is a real model of plane.
Is this a Twitter joke or an iFunny joke?