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  • @tomspyro5795
    @tomspyro5795 ปีที่แล้ว +6595

    I imagine her as a alien who is trying to learn as much about us as possible

    • @mrvaporiz
      @mrvaporiz ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Mork's cousin

    • @englisch9150
      @englisch9150 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      “King arthur came a lot, didnt he?”

    • @95rav
      @95rav ปีที่แล้ว +86

      ...sort of a female Mr Bean, with a vastly improved, though still hopelessly lacking vocabulary.

    • @artemused4363
      @artemused4363 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@95rav legitimately the first thing i thought of when i first discovered her.

    • @ThatSpecificIndividual
      @ThatSpecificIndividual ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And to make it even more funny the Alien is their version of her.

  • @MoltenSnowball
    @MoltenSnowball ปีที่แล้ว +2931

    Her ability to leave people speechless is inspiring

    • @ground1941
      @ground1941 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      thats actually my favourtie part 🤣 their faces are priceless

    • @5tarSailor
      @5tarSailor ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Especially when they know she's gonna be joking

    • @hblancoramos6873
      @hblancoramos6873 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@5tarSailorYour flag is pretty!

    • @mariepayann
      @mariepayann 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The face after “came a lot”

    • @romulusnr
      @romulusnr 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      not since Mo Rocca dropped his famous one on John McCain has there been such genius

  • @lightningjet9444
    @lightningjet9444 ปีที่แล้ว +13927

    This woman is the living definition of “don’t argue with a stupid person, because they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience” and combines it with dry humour

    • @drewby_dooby_doo
      @drewby_dooby_doo ปีที่แล้ว +274

      I was just thinking about how to describe this kind of comedy and that's perfect.

    • @chrisobrien1344
      @chrisobrien1344 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Her mate Paul, and her aunty Carol,😁, have a lot to answer for

    • @aabracadavra
      @aabracadavra ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Bad take. Nothing stupid about this woman.

    • @chrisobrien1344
      @chrisobrien1344 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@aabracadavra so true, her innuendo, and some of the messages she's sending and provoking are excruciatingly awkward, and hilarious 😁.
      Her mate Paul and aunty Carol have a lot to answer for😳

    • @dr17719
      @dr17719 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      That why this character is so hilarious. The actress NAILED the wide eyed ignorance.

  • @ernestow2575
    @ernestow2575 ปีที่แล้ว +2758

    she's actually pretty smart but it's like her character grew up isolated from the world and she's discovering everything for the first time

    • @moratolca
      @moratolca ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I related deeply to that description

    • @pseudonayme7717
      @pseudonayme7717 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      'Her character' grew up in the north of England.
      So 'Isolated from the rest of the world' is actually very appropriate 😁

    • @user-operationwolf23
      @user-operationwolf23 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Absolute genuis. Sheer brilliance. What a lass. 😂😂😂😊

    • @rubya.p4437
      @rubya.p4437 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      So... she is an alien in disguise

    • @dr.anaB777
      @dr.anaB777 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      No, it's like her only companion and source of information was her mate paul for the last 20 years

  • @chomikhunter
    @chomikhunter ปีที่แล้ว +2081

    I was not expecting the," She ruled for 9 glorious days, almost a week"

    • @andrewhaywood1262
      @andrewhaywood1262 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "NINE WHOLE DAYS!?"
      -Gumball Watterson

    • @Hexen_Wulf
      @Hexen_Wulf ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And it's kind of true, that is almost a week, it's just a bit more.

    • @procrastination2204
      @procrastination2204 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I didn't even catch that one, but I loved "for centuries of millennia" 😂

  • @radioactivebeverage
    @radioactivebeverage ปีที่แล้ว +609

    "if Shelley is one of the greatest poets in english literature, how come nobody gives a shit about him today?" took me out LMAO

    • @ejjebbdbeben
      @ejjebbdbeben ปีที่แล้ว +22

      😕 thats a complicated question

  • @dududadadede96
    @dududadadede96 ปีที่แล้ว +7940

    Ok let's be real "stones made of rock or rock made of stones" is an absolutely valid question.

    • @karankshah
      @karankshah ปีที่แล้ว +142

      I had to stop to google it and I still don’t have a good answer 😢

    • @gideonkloosterman
      @gideonkloosterman ปีที่แล้ว +510

      a rock solid question

    • @zecapaugordinho6975
      @zecapaugordinho6975 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Rock and stone!

    • @lazyleeo8465
      @lazyleeo8465 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@zecapaugordinho6975 did I hear a rock and stone?

    • @rubennunes708
      @rubennunes708 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      A Breccia is a rock made of stones.

  • @marvelbaba8696
    @marvelbaba8696 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    The fact that she can make experts stutter like they are clueless about their own subjects 😅

    • @FrancescaHarrison
      @FrancescaHarrison ปีที่แล้ว

      My fav is in the Cunk on Britain series where she starts to talk to this expert about how she’s glad nuclear weapons aren’t a thing and when he corrects her she sits there shocked for a bit and then cries, it was so random, pure gold.

  • @robnancekivell2202
    @robnancekivell2202 ปีที่แล้ว +3486

    He was a Cathrineaholic or Catholic for short legitimately broke me a little.

    • @theinitiate110
      @theinitiate110 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      HAHAHA OMG that was funny.

    • @bmand33
      @bmand33 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @JZ's BFF a dick?

    • @Antropovich
      @Antropovich ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @JZ's BFF yeah he was an addict, also a dic

    • @Rah2005
      @Rah2005 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Like who is writing this! Fucking genius.

    • @sabrielmoon
      @sabrielmoon ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DEAD

  • @fathm4623
    @fathm4623 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    'Who are you?' is quite possibly the funniest interview question I've ever heard

    • @KartikeyaDutta
      @KartikeyaDutta ปีที่แล้ว +2

      💀💀💀

    • @FrancescaHarrison
      @FrancescaHarrison ปีที่แล้ว +15

      “And I will be asking some VERY important questions 😌… Who are you? 🧐”

    • @swearimnotarobot3746
      @swearimnotarobot3746 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      What if you ask, “who am I?” And wait for them to respond

  • @sun1178
    @sun1178 ปีที่แล้ว +5410

    we need a “my mate paul” compilation 😭

  • @shounak10
    @shounak10 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    The cinematography, the lighting, the sound, music, everything looks like a serious documentary production ... And then she starts hitting you with those dry humor bricks and you can't get out. You're too immersed and in love with her... lol

    • @knowjusticeknowpeace15
      @knowjusticeknowpeace15 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Right this is a BBC production . So all these people think this is going to be a serious interview with someone from the BBC and then she shows up.

    • @lcgn
      @lcgn ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As far as I‘m concerned they knew at least it would be a comedian. But anyway, if this glorious lady show up, no preparation at all could prevent those wonderful funny things from happening 😅

  • @mcscooots308
    @mcscooots308 ปีที่แล้ว +6659

    Petition to cast her as The Doctor

    • @moonsigil
      @moonsigil ปีที่แล้ว +252

      I desperately need this

    • @Ben-rz9cf
      @Ben-rz9cf ปีที่แล้ว +240

      She'd be 1000x better than Jodie Whitaker thats for sure

    • @tonoornottono
      @tonoornottono ปีที่แล้ว +381

      @@Ben-rz9cf jodie had a couple of scenes that showed she could have been really incredible as the doctor. but she was never WRITTEN as the doctor. she tries really hard to elevate the material, she’s a fantastic actress, but the writing is really bad. it’s like they don’t understand who the doctor is at all.
      cunk would be an interesting doctor. her sense of humor would be strange. but i don’t know if she’d be able to pull off the ancientness. so much of her character here is pure detachment, and the doctor is so invested in the things around her. i can’t imagine cunk wanting to save anybody from anything.

    • @Alfred_Leonhart
      @Alfred_Leonhart ปีที่แล้ว +179

      No she should be a companion for the ultra intelligent doctor to baffle at her inane ramblings.

    • @DrCruel
      @DrCruel ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@Alfred_Leonhart Honestly she could play both parts at once.

  • @Ekraelum
    @Ekraelum ปีที่แล้ว +184

    4:52 I can't stop replaying this one, his backpedaling lmao

  • @eridanampora3024
    @eridanampora3024 ปีที่แล้ว +10062

    This women is the answer to world peace

    • @Memu_
      @Memu_ ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Woman. Women is plural.

    • @nemovanhinthem3051
      @nemovanhinthem3051 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      I did not know that world peace was a problem that needs answering

    • @Memu_
      @Memu_ ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@nemovanhinthem3051 True a better phrasing of the statement would be "This woman is the key to world peace"

    • @fischX
      @fischX ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Memu_ Exactly, that's why I think this exceptional fine women should become prime minister - she is the smartest person in at least two prime ministers even if sticked together

    • @joni3345
      @joni3345 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@fischX woman. Women is plural

  • @radha1172
    @radha1172 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    "for centuries and millennia, man lived outdoors hunting deer and nuts. then one day, it must have rained. and man discovered a new place... indoors"
    LMFAOOOOOO

    • @Poodle_Gun
      @Poodle_Gun ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's all the buildings for me

  • @vijaynair2403
    @vijaynair2403 ปีที่แล้ว +2558

    I love when she mispronounces things.
    She does it so deadpan.

    • @rme1383
      @rme1383 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where ?

    • @segbhfrdgthyb576
      @segbhfrdgthyb576 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@rme1383 Walliam Willace at 4:36

    • @vijaynair2403
      @vijaynair2403 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      She does it so many times.
      @1:54 “Tyrannical Sawdust Rex” instead of Tyrannosaurus Rex. 😂
      @3:28 “Dickings” instead or Dickens. Also calling it “Oliver’s Twist”.
      @4:35 “Will I Am Shakespeare”
      Some of many examples.

    • @rme1383
      @rme1383 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@vijaynair2403 thank you I only got the Oliver's Twist one

    • @vijaynair2403
      @vijaynair2403 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@rme1383
      You got it. Diane Morgan cracks me up.
      She’s a treasure. I also love redheads! So there’s that too!
      😊

  • @JH-kw8zy
    @JH-kw8zy ปีที่แล้ว +150

    She's such an energy vampire 😂 she just feeds off confusion and exasperation!

    • @davidiwata7063
      @davidiwata7063 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She is energized with-fusion. "Con" is "with" in Italian.

    • @GwynneBloodgood
      @GwynneBloodgood ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Like Colin Robinson from What We Do in the Shadows!

    • @JH-kw8zy
      @JH-kw8zy ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GwynneBloodgood exactly what I was thinking 😂 *sniff sniff* It smells like updog in here 🤔

  • @brunoliamat
    @brunoliamat ปีที่แล้ว +2824

    The "By Ron" for "Byron" is a very underrated line. I nearly fell off my chair when I heard it.

    • @JennySparkz
      @JennySparkz ปีที่แล้ว +65

      The setup and execution was pure magic. Had tears running down my face afterwards.

    • @PedroCarvalhoLC43
      @PedroCarvalhoLC43 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      the way she lead with "who's (w)ron(g)" is brilliant :D

    • @KartikeyaDutta
      @KartikeyaDutta ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is superior writing

    • @ningrosh1788
      @ningrosh1788 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Haha.. Same here. I almost choked laughing. Too good.. And that reaction of the professor to that. Seemed he desperately wanted to curse something filthy... (But it's on camera, so control) 😆😆😆🤣

    • @romulusnr
      @romulusnr 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      that one took me out for a good five minutes, i'm still not over it

  • @notanotherbystander
    @notanotherbystander ปีที่แล้ว +129

    “Who’s your favorite?”
    “Of the kingdoms?”
    “No. One direction.”
    “I don’t have one.”
    “Yeah. Very wise.” 😂😂😂

    • @nix.i
      @nix.i หลายเดือนก่อน

      you can tell he wanted to talk about his favourite kingdom too

  • @DaenaeraTargaryen
    @DaenaeraTargaryen ปีที่แล้ว +2425

    “He’s your favourite?”
    “Yes.”
    “tHE ONE WHO SLEPT WITH HIS SISTER?!”
    Killed me.

    • @MichaelKingsfordGray
      @MichaelKingsfordGray ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It couldn't have done so.

    • @kiwaminski
      @kiwaminski ปีที่แล้ว +89

      well I- I mean I- (stammers)

    • @nataliakozie6045
      @nataliakozie6045 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      so,, who's your favorite targaryen

    • @DaenaeraTargaryen
      @DaenaeraTargaryen ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nataliakozie6045 Rhaenys Velaryon played by Eve Best.

    • @orchidcapitalofitaly9780
      @orchidcapitalofitaly9780 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DaenaeraTargaryen good choice. Though technically she’s velaryon now, but I suppose Alicent isn’t targeryan is she?
      Rhaenys is my favourite followed by vizzy

  • @_hexes_
    @_hexes_ ปีที่แล้ว +116

    4:09 That man sounds like he's on the verge of tears

  • @hyperchango
    @hyperchango ปีที่แล้ว +7258

    Good lord, It's been years since I found a comedian that would literally have me in tears laughing. This woman is pure gold.

    • @Colonies_Dev
      @Colonies_Dev ปีที่แล้ว +55

      😂😂🤣 SHE IS TROLLING THE CRASH COURSE PHYSICS PBS LADY THIS IS AMAZING

    • @Colonies_Dev
      @Colonies_Dev ปีที่แล้ว +12

      she is god

    • @trevorlambert4226
      @trevorlambert4226 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      She's great, but the writers deserve some credit as well.

    • @commonroach
      @commonroach ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@trevorlambert4226 writers are great there. Okay now let's go back to her

    • @luke144
      @luke144 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't think I've ever laughed this hard ever.

  • @metalgeo
    @metalgeo ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Historians will write books about the powerful comedic question “what powers a mirror”. This woman is amazing 😂

    • @lagrangepoint9386
      @lagrangepoint9386 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Easy, mirrors are light-powered.

    • @victorcapel2755
      @victorcapel2755 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lagrangepoint9386 Mirrors are "powered" by quantum mechanics. If you'd assume that it just reflects all visable light, it would be white and you wouldn't see a reflection, since that is what happens when all light is reflected (like a white sheet of paper). A mirror is not white, so it's a tad bit more complicated than that, it has to do with probabilities of wether the light can be reflected or not. There are YT-videos explaining it way better than I ever could, it's quite intresting (at least for a nerd like me).

    • @lagrangepoint9386
      @lagrangepoint9386 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@victorcapel2755 That's nice and all, but have you heard of my mate Paul?

    • @victorcapel2755
      @victorcapel2755 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lagrangepoint9386 Haha, I hear he's one of a kind.

    • @eyesack5824
      @eyesack5824 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@victorcapel2755 tbh that is kinda interesting

  • @peytonalexander5300
    @peytonalexander5300 ปีที่แล้ว +2297

    I love when she calls the ship’s captain “the king sailor”

    • @MichaelKingsfordGray
      @MichaelKingsfordGray ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Not far from the truth. The Captain WAS the King's sailor.

    • @romanivantsyk2785
      @romanivantsyk2785 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MichaelKingsfordGray also captain was a King on
      the ship.

    • @MichaelKingsfordGray
      @MichaelKingsfordGray ปีที่แล้ว

      @@romanivantsyk2785 I consider that to be entirely incorrect.
      Do you have any references for that assertion?
      They certainly have the Monarch's warrant, if the Navy is in a Monarchy, but no more than that.
      And how can an US Captain be a King?
      Even in port?
      I fear that you are in fantasy-land.

    • @romanivantsyk2785
      @romanivantsyk2785 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MichaelKingsfordGray I definitely said "On" the ship, considering captains of that era being nobles or, at least, richier than the whole crew.
      Also The King cannot sail with everybody.
      Captains are literally viceroys.

    • @MichaelKingsfordGray
      @MichaelKingsfordGray ปีที่แล้ว

      @@romanivantsyk2785 Again, where are your references for such a bizarre notion?
      I will wager AU$200 that you are incorrect.
      As I asked: what about Captains from Republics? The idea that they are Kings of a republic is ludicrous!
      If you are so confident, then you will accept my bet.
      Again, where are your evidences?

  • @Shaniq307
    @Shaniq307 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    I don't know what this is but I do know I love it. This woman's ability to physically stun people with just words is astounding. You can just hear the gears in their heads coming to a screeching halt.

  • @pchawdhry12
    @pchawdhry12 ปีที่แล้ว +1293

    "Despite the spoiler in its title, Oliver's Twist doesn't have a twist in the end which come to think of it is a brilliant twist in it self."
    😂😂 Pure genius.

    • @KaninTuzi
      @KaninTuzi ปีที่แล้ว

      In that means it has a twist, which in turn means it doesn't have a twist. And so on.

    • @swearimnotarobot3746
      @swearimnotarobot3746 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well, there is the twist that he’s rich

  • @polkadolt
    @polkadolt ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I love her ‘got hammered after work, had three hours sleep, wearing yesterday’s clothes and make up to my office job that I f**cking hate’ look

    • @franzbartolome6201
      @franzbartolome6201 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      your description of her is scarily accurate 😂😂

    • @Poodle_Gun
      @Poodle_Gun ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alright, you don't look like that, but you have a similar face to hers. You look like the blonde version of her.

    • @polkadolt
      @polkadolt ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ll take that ad a compliment, thanks! She’s ace

  • @Bread_Bug
    @Bread_Bug ปีที่แล้ว +3401

    She has become my recent obsession, thank you for this gift of a compilation

    • @Somebody73852
      @Somebody73852 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It has for me too, it's because of TH-cam shorts

    • @Jaffacakemf
      @Jaffacakemf ปีที่แล้ว +4

      me too

    • @kajony
      @kajony ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😃Me too!!

    • @paft
      @paft ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The character had been around since at least 2013 FYI. See Charlie Brookers Screen wipe or weekly wipe.

    • @JohnGardnerAlhadis
      @JohnGardnerAlhadis ปีที่แล้ว +8

      She's finally been noticed by the TH-cam algorithm. Now she be goin' places.

  • @vinito19
    @vinito19 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Her delivery is pure gold. If she is also writing the stuff she deserves a Nobel prize or two.

  • @pershingpower9397
    @pershingpower9397 ปีที่แล้ว +2323

    Calling Henry the 8th catholic is actually the funniest shit for me

    • @jeremypnet
      @jeremypnet ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Well he was. He wrote a book defending the Catholic Church against Protestantism. In reward the Pope gave him the title Defender of the Faith.

    • @Steellmor
      @Steellmor ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@jeremypnet I didn't know that Catholic Church had such big issue with ants. Or I mixed it up and they were believing in ants?

    • @minisn3066
      @minisn3066 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@jeremypnet Yeah but then he stopped when he couldn’t divorce 😂

    • @ea.fitz216
      @ea.fitz216 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He was a Catholic. Like pretty much all European royals, he was Catholic until the time of the Reformation when he embraced elements of Protestantism to justify the break from Rome. Towards the end of his life, around the Catherine Howard marriage period, he partially embraced Catholicism again, before returning to a more moderate amalgamation of the two before he died.

    • @coffeecrispy2673
      @coffeecrispy2673 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Steellmor never heard that one before

  • @connormcginnis8420
    @connormcginnis8420 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The lightning-quick narrowing of the eyes at 2:15 in anticipation of such dribble is hilarious.

    • @romulusnr
      @romulusnr 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i feel so bad for the blonde woman about King Arthur who is just visibly dying inside

    • @soda7998
      @soda7998 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@romulusnr did he cumalot though

  • @Mohawks_and_Tomahawks
    @Mohawks_and_Tomahawks ปีที่แล้ว +1711

    "If it wasn't for the suffragette's , I wouldn't be standing here right now. I'd be in a kitchen... where I belong." 🤣

  • @mksalvador4655
    @mksalvador4655 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    legend says that the man is still stuttering up until this day

    • @septicwomb4394
      @septicwomb4394 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exceptionally funny videos are probably not the place to post tedious recycled TH-cam jokes.

  • @colbyandbrennen3543
    @colbyandbrennen3543 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    The fact her questions are so advanced because of how many fundamentals it confuses is amazing

  • @elmetamax
    @elmetamax ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Too stunned to speak" is an adjective that could be given to many of her interactions

  • @jasongonsalves2704
    @jasongonsalves2704 ปีที่แล้ว +5118

    Philomena: He was your favorite? The one who slept with his sister?
    Expert: [Panicked backpedaling]

    • @thatcommentaccount69
      @thatcommentaccount69 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      why are there 603 likes and 0 replies
      i would’ve thought some spacker would be here sweating their arse off trying to find something wrong with this comment

    • @mygills3050
      @mygills3050 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Timestamp?

    • @Rena152
      @Rena152 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@mygills3050 4:52

    • @herryvaliant7689
      @herryvaliant7689 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The only time she's morally right

    • @thatcommentaccount69
      @thatcommentaccount69 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @John Cake yup

  • @barbarachombo7032
    @barbarachombo7032 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "he had six wives all named Catherine, he was a Catherineholic or Catholic in short"😂😂😂

  • @totalrecone
    @totalrecone ปีที่แล้ว +959

    "..pissed to the bollocks on rum". Philomena is pure, joyful, comedy gold.

    • @jeremypnet
      @jeremypnet ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It’s not far from the truth though.

    • @timontide6404
      @timontide6404 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You'd have to be to sail that little thing around the world.

    • @LionmaneElsie08
      @LionmaneElsie08 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read this comment just as she said it 😂

  • @sullychow4123
    @sullychow4123 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    She brings attention to interesting subjects through deadpan humour and intelligent stupidity, she's amazing.

  • @aamnahh7821
    @aamnahh7821 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    "Will I am Shakespeare "😂

    • @charlesclark3840
      @charlesclark3840 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I've been saying William Shake S. Pierre for years, and now I find I've been doing it wrong. You have to deconstruct the William bit.

  • @jovitesoro6573
    @jovitesoro6573 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    What the fuck why did I lose it at “the noise was probably deafening… luckily, ears didnt exist yet” 😭😭😭

  • @parthkapadia4948
    @parthkapadia4948 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    The one who wrote all the poems and signed them 'By Ron' 😂😂 That caught me off guard

    • @Lexi-qu5pp
      @Lexi-qu5pp ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What was the joke I genuinely didn’t get it ☹️

    • @Geroaergaroe
      @Geroaergaroe ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Lexi-qu5pp Byron is the actual name of the poet.

    • @barneylaurance1865
      @barneylaurance1865 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Lexi-qu5pp Apparently the expert thought she asked who was wrong, and said that the early anarchist author William Godwin was wrong. Don't know what the context was, but Godwin and Byron were quite closely connected, particularly via Godwin's daughter Mary Shelly and her husband.

    • @weareallbornmad410
      @weareallbornmad410 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@barneylaurance1865 Mary Shelly and Byron were alive at the same time? They always seemed to me like figures of very different eras...?

    • @geoffroi-le-Hook
      @geoffroi-le-Hook ปีที่แล้ว +1

      she would probably pronounce the comma in Alfred, Lord Tennyson 's name too

  • @XXavierSin-XXs
    @XXavierSin-XXs ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You can say what you want about the British, but their humor is unmatched.

  • @fliw7114
    @fliw7114 ปีที่แล้ว +950

    "Computers think it looked like this, although, eyes also didn't exist back then either, so we can't be sure"
    This is brilliant on so many levels, and a perfect delivery. God i love this woman haha

    • @slateflash
      @slateflash ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Part of it's brilliance is because she's not wrong!

    • @Moopiemilk
      @Moopiemilk ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “It was deafening, but good thing ears didn’t exist back then.”

    • @romulusnr
      @romulusnr 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      When idiocy is accuracy

  • @benbees7681
    @benbees7681 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I'll be shouting at helicopters!" "I'll start one sentence in one place. AND FINISH IT IN ANOTHER!"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @abnegatbezgustowy
    @abnegatbezgustowy ปีที่แล้ว +334

    King Arthur came a lot, didnt he? How am i suppose to watch whole video if i'm already dead after first 5 seconds?

    • @huwguyver4208
      @huwguyver4208 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      It's because he played with his Lancelot

    • @draoidh6479
      @draoidh6479 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HAHAHAHAH I knoooowwwwww

  • @robertholt3996
    @robertholt3996 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    All of these incredible bits, and the one that absolutely destroyed me was "she ruled for nine glorious days. Almost a week."

  • @aristotlekaiser6974
    @aristotlekaiser6974 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    I love how sincere she sounds

  • @karabinjr
    @karabinjr ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "she gloriously ruled for 9 days - almost a week"

  • @Raezioo
    @Raezioo ปีที่แล้ว +386

    4:36 'No one knew what Walliam Willace looked like.' I can't believe how hard I laughed at this stupid line hahaha!

  • @eyesack5824
    @eyesack5824 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    as a people pleaser that is just terrified of being judged, she is like a god lmao. Like how does she do all that and not worry about her image, I aspire to be on her level of not giving a crap

  • @miriamvesela8461
    @miriamvesela8461 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    2:54 That's the epitome of being speechless...

    • @o_oo_o1812
      @o_oo_o1812 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i'm no sure should laugh or feel sorry

  • @burgerkingas7027
    @burgerkingas7027 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Bruh the "These are pretty shit by today's standards" when talking about the stone age knives- 😂😂😂

    • @romulusnr
      @romulusnr 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "But at the time they were cutting edge... because they had a cutting edge" is so wonderful

  • @TheHouseAgain
    @TheHouseAgain ปีที่แล้ว +843

    4:05 she literally broke him😂

    • @ishant5062
      @ishant5062 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Which episode is this? I need to see this,😂😂😂😂

    • @TheHouseAgain
      @TheHouseAgain ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ishant5062 I have no idea I’m sorry

    • @rme1383
      @rme1383 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Legends say he is still thinking

    • @globalincident694
      @globalincident694 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      what question did she ask him?

    • @XiangYu94
      @XiangYu94 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Lol I think she asked him if “stones are rocks, or if rocks are stones”

  • @raulparrado1547
    @raulparrado1547 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    0:03 Fate fanart be like:

  • @asentientcactus
    @asentientcactus ปีที่แล้ว +554

    “I’d be in a kitchen, where I belong”
    I swear I will never be able to predict what comes out of her mouth 😂

  • @entrapta101
    @entrapta101 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    3:15 love this joke

  • @winkblue6851
    @winkblue6851 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "As well as boring, they're also shit by today's standard" lives with me

  • @athnealerodney
    @athnealerodney ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That awkward pause after "King Author Came-a-lot" gave me enough time recover😅😅

  • @azereth338
    @azereth338 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    “She was a Katherine-aholic... or catholic for short”😭

  • @moastew1140
    @moastew1140 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    1:27 "erm... gosh that's a tricky question in the sense that there are definately... degrees... of...."
    "DinoaurS came in manY flævours"

  • @andrewwainaina9267
    @andrewwainaina9267 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    This lady will calm any nerve down. Best laugh therapy ever

  • @Your_President_Kanye_East
    @Your_President_Kanye_East ปีที่แล้ว +10

    4:02 I love that line. I gotta start using it at work.

  • @kf8113
    @kf8113 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "What powers a mirror" made me do a spit take

  • @robTCGZ
    @robTCGZ ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Then one day, It must have rained, and man discovered a new place. INDOORS!"
    Thank god for that glorious rain.

  • @FreakyFatCooking
    @FreakyFatCooking ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “It was cutting edge because it had a cutting edge” ☠️

    • @adamstein1591
      @adamstein1591 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      One of my favourite lines too

  • @jdajayi92
    @jdajayi92 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "No one knew what he looked like until Hollywood scientists discovered that Willy Willis looked exact like Mel Gibson" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rachelleposadas5766
    @rachelleposadas5766 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    “King Arthur Came-a-lot, didn’t they?” 🤣

    • @gyurko
      @gyurko ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks. I didn't get that haha

    • @TheMeanMongoose
      @TheMeanMongoose ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love how the historian lady needed a moment to process that one.

    • @KartikeyaDutta
      @KartikeyaDutta ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The historian lady was bamboozled

  • @emperor8716
    @emperor8716 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    one of those guys had a literal mental breakdown damn 💀😭

  • @JuliusBriggs
    @JuliusBriggs ปีที่แล้ว +64

    her deadpan deliveries are so good sometimes lmao

    • @icydelon
      @icydelon ปีที่แล้ว

      sometimes? you mean every single time?

    • @romulusnr
      @romulusnr 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just think, she has to be completely un flappable for these bits to go off or else the bit is completely toast. She has to say these ridiculous things and never *ever* *ever* crack, or corpse, or even grin, ever, or the jig is up. And that's not something many people could even possibly do.

  • @rosetti1719
    @rosetti1719 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    She just started appearing on my fyp and it's love at first sight, this is so entertaining

  • @hvze9848
    @hvze9848 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    She’s so good at acting dumb it becomes genuinely difficult to watch at points

  • @ap8309
    @ap8309 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mit Sicherheit das lustigste, was ich in meinen 76 Lebensjahren gesehen habe. Na gut, Fawlty Towers darf ich nicht vergessen.

  • @amirfitri5903
    @amirfitri5903 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "she ruled for nine glorious days, almost a week"

  • @gamestrafe1257
    @gamestrafe1257 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "On maps of the sea, did they show the little hills? You know, the little moving hills with the white bit on top".
    Guy : the waves?
    This shit killed me xD

  • @karadeniz4822
    @karadeniz4822 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    2:10 this one broke me

  • @Sneg404
    @Sneg404 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This made me laugh for 15 minutes straight and this is the best thing that has happened this week

  • @changmingliu1558
    @changmingliu1558 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    The Catholic One is killing me

  • @carolanjosmelo
    @carolanjosmelo ปีที่แล้ว +62

    this reaction when she asks when they're going to translate Jane Austen into proper English is the best 🤣 3:52

    • @geoffroi-le-Hook
      @geoffroi-le-Hook ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well, she did say things like 'sennight' and 'not three and twenty'

  • @Smudgie
    @Smudgie ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Sometimes my Jack Russell looks at me in exactly the same way as these scholars look at Philomena.

  • @Alucard4Tec
    @Alucard4Tec ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Before roads, you had to stand on the edge of your village and see how far you could jump" Comedy GOLD!

  • @lubiepiwo3196
    @lubiepiwo3196 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    The sequel we really needed

  • @raulparrado1547
    @raulparrado1547 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The "By ron" joke killed me

  • @Katragine
    @Katragine ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Been going through a hard time, these help so much 😂❤️

    • @chazlabreck
      @chazlabreck ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If Im not laughing, I would be crying

    • @Katragine
      @Katragine ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chazlabreck for real 😔

  • @TheRomanTimesNews
    @TheRomanTimesNews ปีที่แล้ว +13

    3:00 vey vey wise in deed

  • @cokxi
    @cokxi ปีที่แล้ว +100

    the age of the hill human, and her saying that he couldn't be very old because of his wood, had me chuckling for a full min.

    • @weareallbornmad410
      @weareallbornmad410 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where can I read up on that hill guy? Never heard of him before, seems fascinating.

    • @greva2904
      @greva2904 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@weareallbornmad410 It’s the Cerne Abbas giant.

  • @Elijah24553
    @Elijah24553 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    words cannot describe the emotions expressed at 0:57. 🤣

  • @milehigh96
    @milehigh96 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    That Big Bang comment about ears not existing is probably the most right thing she’s ever said

  • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
    @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “I’ll be starting sentences in one location…
    ….and finishing them in another.”
    -Every narrator ever

  • @KCelestial
    @KCelestial ปีที่แล้ว +200

    She’s amazing!!!
    “Before Snapchat, hills were the most efficient way to distribute dick pics”
    I just can’t stop lol!!!!

  • @liannagomez7260
    @liannagomez7260 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “like… about a tablespoon” 💀 the woman was too stunned to speak

  • @vwvqr
    @vwvqr ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The whole noise in space joke deserves an award. For a second when she said "Luckily..." I thought she was actually going to break character 🤣

  • @galevalenti7759
    @galevalenti7759 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I freaking love this woman!!! No matter how down I get sometimes, she never fails to make me smile. Tysm

  • @MiddleAgedAndWinginIt
    @MiddleAgedAndWinginIt ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Tyrannical Sawdust Rex 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheCrackerjack95
    @TheCrackerjack95 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    On 6:30, he let out the last of his intellect, fizzing out into nothingness.

  • @andoylanggid
    @andoylanggid ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This woman can kill. I'm convinced, I almost died.

  • @int0thedepths
    @int0thedepths ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can't believe that woman didn't even smile at that Camelot joke. Shit's funny.

  • @8amonas
    @8amonas ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I cannot put to words how much I love her.

  • @PolarSky
    @PolarSky 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I've never watched the show before, but after this I'm absolutely going to. This is hilarious 😆