Boys Are Always Popular When They're Murdered | Diane Morgan | Crack Up
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For someone who told Seth Meyers she hated doing stand up she does a great job.
I guess you can be good at something but still not enjoy it
I just saw that too... My thoughts exactly!
She also insists she hates history. I'm starting to think she may not be telling the absolute truth all the time
That is so funny! I was thinking those exact words! I watched that interview yesterday.
I heard it said that Eddie Murphy hated stand up (or at least had bad stage fright) and he created some of the best of all time. As others said, you get good at it through practice (especially if your living depends on it) but the anxiety of standing in front of a crowd never goes away. Some never return to it after landing TV/movie jobs...
I am so obsessed with her I can't stop watching her. The humor, the delivery, the jokes, oh my God, pure perfection. She's such a gem. So unique love her so much
You need to jerk off once in a while...
I love her as well!
Reminds me of that CUNK ON BRITAIN Actress
No, I’M obsessed with her and can’t stop watching!
You know comedians are good when they don't even have to try!🤣
Her "Mandy" character creation is so surreal that it blew my mind & I love her to bits!
Diane remembers her roots instead of being greedy& abandoning her country, like a certain James Corden, which I never liked him anyway so the Americans can keep him!
“Everyone loved Steve - except the murderer!” Diane Morgan is hilarious, so glad she’s getting more gigs 😂👏🏽
She gets plenty of work. Low key she's a millionaire
The old adage 'Don't try to please everybody' would seem to be accurate - Steve should have kept the murderer happy and not bothered about anyone else for a while... 🤷♂️
Not sure what you mean by getting more gigs, this was her stand up from years ago before she got famous as Cunk, she gave it up she isn't doing "gigs" anymore cos once she found better success she gave that up cos she didn't really enjoy doing it, she only did it to pay bills before she got a higher profile.
"Fortunately, she was an absolute moose" 😂😂😂
As an hopeless pessimist, this ressonates with me at a molecular level.
Diane is a treasure.
Don't be down! I was miserable and depressed but I turned my life around. Now I'm depressed and miserable.
It always makes me laugh whenever they describe a murder victim as a ‘loveable rogue’, which is clearly code for ‘mouthy thieving wanker who could start a fight in an empty room, the thieving twat’.
There was a young lad like that in our area. He was a violent, thieving, troublemaking psycho who you darent turn your back on. When he died unexpectedly his mum said "Everyone had a good word for him" and indeed we did - a good word for him was C**t !
A boy died in my school from sniffing lighter fluid. "A lively lad" was code for a disruptive little brat.
@@barnbersonol is lighter fluid that dangerous?
@@EventideBlackFox butane gas, yes.
The euphemisms used in obituaries of dead celebrities are just as ridiculous.
"He was larger than life" = morbidly obese.
"Life and soul of the party" = had a significant problem with alcohol.
"Had some controversial views" = Everyone hated the racist old bastard.
I have never seen Diane stand-up before, but it was great! She admitted later she hated it though and wanted to do comic acting, at which she is great.
My favourite bit that really made me laugh is when she says "when someone dies they say he's gone to a better place. He must have had a pretty awful life if you think that six feet underground is a better place!"
That really made me chuckle 😂
I was wheezing laughing when she got to the "flying through the windshield" bit. I love watching this woman
It’s true, I say this during every murder documentary. Nobody ever says “ to be honest Jim was a nosy, busybody, dogooding twat, nobody liked him. We really weren’t that bothered when we heard he was dead”
It’s just convinced me that people lie when they are Interviewed for these things.
I found the best way to avoid a murder or kidnapping is to be a homely asshole. It's worked so far.
Having been interviewed for one of these soundbites, I realise they always ask at the court case, or at the funeral. So there is considerable selection bias, it's not exactly a scientific poll.
The Onion did the _what-if-the -interviewed-were-honest_ version of a girl kidnapping with her 2 best friends, it was hilarious.
In Spain, everytime a killer or terrorist or the like is catched by the police, the neighbours answer to the reporters with "I'm surprised, he used to greet everyone on the stairlandings..."
@@estrafalario5612 Yes, if a friendly neighbour greets you with "Good morning, lovely day again" it's probably best to put one between their eyes.
I love Diane and her observations about old ladies announcing the trains hit home! I am sadly that age now and find myself telling the world my age!
I love that for you !
You've got nothing to worry about until you CAN'T tell people your age. 😉😚
But, of course, then you won't know so you'll still have nothing to worry about. 🤣🤣
Getting old ain't for sissies.
Just keep laughing and enjoying what you have. 😉😊👍
Love her on "After Life." Beautiful woman.
After Life is trash 🗑️
@@TommyVercettisGamingNews yes, it is atheist bs.
@@amvp8743 i prefr Atheist bs over Religious BS, at least no one gets beaten or tortured.
@@enkilqc I don't know, After Life is pretty torturous.
@@TommyVercettisGamingNews It's lucky for you that you have imaginary friends, because you won't get many real ones with that persona.
"mm mm, flying through a carwindcreen, thinking . . . . . " kept me laughing all day long.
That was my favorite line, too.
The amount of love I have for this woman cannot be measured with current technology.
"She was an absolute MOOSE!" 🤣😂
Didn't know she's a comedian. I knew she's witty and hilarious with her dead-pan delivery. Guess those came from somewhere.
You should see her in the TV show, Mandy. Hilarious. Most of the episodes are here on You Tube and are only 15 minutes long.
She's a comedian?
@@dannyarcher6370 I love her but man this barely got a chuckle out of me! She's amazing on the deadpan straight face delivery as Cunk but that isn't written by her so it makes sense why its so good compared to this... its a shame.
@@bingonamo7520 I second that suggestion. Mandy is worth a view.
@@dannyarcher6370 She'd probably call herself a "comedy actress" but yes, can do stand-up too. She's brilliant.
she's a national treasure.
If this is Britain's national treasure, then that country is doomed
International*
@@kulio1214 Boris doomed it
Universal🌠
@@kulio1214 They've already been doomed with their previous picks for "national treasure". Lol.
She used to be in a double act with Joe Wilkinson as well called Two Episodes of Mash. Some of their best work.
No way!!!
Omg thanks i didn’t know this
No Lifty No Likey
I gotta track that down!!!
This lady is funny
Somehow, I feel like she'd fit well in a role of a mockumentary host
Just smth about her
Look up Philomena Cunk. Your wish has been granted.
You're not gonna believe this...
So this is gonna sound CRAZY
Ive some news for you, she did & it was on my birthday
30 jan
Dianne is sooooo underrated.
My number 1 weird celeb crush
Same bro
It's not that weird
She's an attractive female, what's weird about having a crush on her?
@@Vertical-sandwiches probably because it’s very untypical
@@nickevershedmusic8927 "it's very untypical" what do you mean by that exactly?
In the US, we don't use the word "destroyed" like that. Instead, we're clumsy -- we "lose" loved ones, and if the solution is simply to look harder for them.
Or go to the Lost and Found.
Best media cliché when there's a tragedy somewhere is " this tight knit community struggling to come to terms with its loss" like we're living in the 1950s.
The old: "That kind of thing never happens around here," like there's one special place in the area where all the murders are supposed to happen, to keep everything neat and tidy.
@@jasonh.8754 I'm still laughing 5min later after reading your comment. I'm stealing it! Lol.
Diane, showing us all that her talent is multi-faceted.
When most celebrities merely turn out to be two-faceted.
I could listen to her forever. Lovely voice.
Enchanting
Especially that Bolton accent.
Very good looking and smashing body too. Very intriguing female. I fantasize her not engaging into bed whining.
North of England accents are my all time favorite. There’s something musical about them.
She is the greatest thing that has ever happened to comedy in the longest time. GOD! She is a revolution.
Im a big fan of her Mandy series and this is the first of her stand up I have seen, she is great
🤣🤣🤣 fab! Don’t know how she manages to make so much dead pan negativity so light hearted!!
Oh PLEASE please more Diane Morgan.
So happy to have found Diane Morgan on TH-cam I didn't know she was out there. Her humour is typically Lancastrian which as a Yorkshireman I appreciate as our two counties are quite close. I've often been called a pessimist where I now live in Mansfield, but when I broke my ankle while potholing back in 1986, that was my attitude... "At least I can have a few weeks off now".
Oh she’s definitely “out - there” , in a good way . ❤️❤️❤️
She is from Bolton???
Not only one of the greatest comic creations of the century (love ya Philomena!), but pretty good stand-up too. And next Diane…?
Diane is an amazing talent!!!
her stand up has a norm MacDonald quality to it but in a really refreshing British way
Good spot. I could imagine Norm doing the murderer stuff.
Positive thinking: "Flying trough a windscreen thinking i might get tomorrow off".
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA 🤣🤣🤣
She's hilarious
''A wank of builders'' is my new fave collective pronoun haha
As a construction worker I can say, I insist on it being out title.
💚💚💚Diane Morgan. Thank you for being you!💚💚💚
I always say that about missing girls and women, because it’s so true that the media does that! 😅
I went to school with Alice Kikvert who died from toxic shock. Her death was a big thing in the UK and every good thing said about her in the media was completely true. She was one of the most genuinely kind, intelligent and warm people I have ever had the privilege of meeting and I'm a person who thinks everyone is a cvnt
@@j9lorna may she rest in peace
@@j9lorna Thanks for sharing but that has absolutely nothing to do with people going missing or being murdered
@@j9lorna That 15 yr old girl? Anyway I barely got info about her must be the region lock, may she rest in peace
@@katzea.a7880 yes the exact same. She was the most intelligent person in class by far. She was a member of MENSA and had a very bright future. There is a tree in the grounds of urmston grammar in her memory
That was really funny. Never seen her stand up before but I’ve always adored her Kunk character. I heard her talk about about how she always hated to do stand up, on an American talk show, so I am genuinely surprised at how damned good she is at it!
Love the “positive thinking” bit
She's since said that she hated doing stand up. But gee whiz, she's very good. She should have an hour stand up special on tv.
Are you seeing her body language? She's scared shitless.
I think she said she disliked it because some audiences can be so rude.
Chunk brought me here and I can’t stop laughing. She’s hilarious
The wee fat one from the Goonies?
She looks like Aubrey Plaza and the deadpan humor is top tier😂
That would be a GREAT team.
right
Nice to see her doing stand up again.
Cursed profile pic. May god have mercy on your soul
I’m kinda in love with her!!! She’s my newest favourite and now I’ve “discovered” her, she keeps popping up and cracking me up 🤣
The bit about regional accents for automated message at the start is hilarious, I made a call to Zoopla yesterday and the voice was Diane Morgan - I cracked up 😂
The destroyed pet thing made my day lol!
"A wank of builders" - LOL!
Not seen Diane do stand-up... love her!
This program is The World Stands Up and is actually from 15 years ago in 2007 according to IMDB.
Yeah, before her cosmetic surgery, filler, and botox, addictions began
@@thelastmotel Really all I could pick is that she probably can afford to get her hair done at a better stylist and get some more expensive makeup. The surgery must be subtle because generally you can tell.
“Loveable rogue” how a mother on the news will always describes her psychotic son when killed in pub brawl, bungled armed robbery, etc
As for positivity in a driving test, remember it’s always your final attempt in which you’ll pass.
DM is a great find - from Clunk to Motherland and beyond - deserving of her success 👍
The positive thinking bit resonated with me just a tad. When still a teenager back in about 1983 or thereabouts, I had a mishap on my bicycle whilst travelling down a steep hill at great speed. I was launched into the air over the handlebars as my bike crumpled beneath me. To this day over 40 years later I can still remember vividly being in the air for several seconds thinking to myself "Thank fxxk there's no traffic coming up the hill.." and then "but this is probably going to hurt a lot..."
As it happens... I ended up avoiding hospital treatment. Was just badly grazed in a few places. To the bone on my elbow. But it healed fine with chemist bought products. We were proper 'ard back then I tell you. lol
Mind, it DID help that the first car up the hill as I came to a final halt at least 50 feet away my now wrecked bike, and about 30 feet from my spectacles which had departed my face on impact with the road luckily, was being driven by a doctor.. Who after watching me leap to my feet cursing loudly at my stupid bike, informed me that in his professional opinion I was fine to walk home and treat my wounds with bandages and savlon etc. (I lived 5 minutes walk away. 50 yards from the nearest chemist luckily lol)
Every time a robot talks to me in an Australian woman's accent I die a little inside.
Greetings from Australia x_x
I am loving her more with each video.
I want a Diane Morgan telling jokes from inside my christmas tree too.
Omg where has she been my whole life? This is hilarious
She's hilarious! How sad she actually hated stand up, according to her. I just saw her say it in an interview with Seth Meyers
I guess that's why she seems like she doesn't want to be there in this video. Lol.
She was joking..it's Her style.
@@andrewbroughton65 she said it several times before. I think it's touring and performing in clubs that she doesn't like
I could only watch two minutes, not in the slightest bit funny, typical female attempt at humour: poor.
man: We just had our dog put down.
neighbor: Oh, I'm sorry. Was he mad?
man: Well, he wasn't happy.
Woman hasn't aged in twenty years. Absolute God-tier genes...
This is why I love her, female comedian refreshing and intelligent humour that does not rely on jokes about her private areas
Meh... she's not that funny.
Couldn’t agree more about people saying murdered girls are pretty and that boys are always wonderful and highly thought of. I alway say the same as she did…” not to the murderer he wasn’t.”
And when they say that a murder was surprising because it was such small quiet place where everyone knows everyone. Murders happen anywhere. If there were only 3 people left on the planet, one has the potential to be a killer; one the victim and the third an accomplice or a witness.
"a wank of builders" 🤣
Diane is the best! 😂
Wow she’s so versatile.
Huge crush on this woman shes got such an amazing personality 💜
She is funny is hell. 😂😂😂 might be my new favorite comic
“Lesbian!” lol!
What a brilliant comedian she is. Shame i didn't know about her, until I saw her in After Life!
check out the 'cunk on ' series
"Shame I didn't know about her, until I saw her in After Life!"
Not sure if this is a brilliantly created deliberate comic misunderstanding, but if not, I've got great news for you: After Life is not filmed in the actual afterlife using an entirely post mortem cast and crew. Diane is, in fact, still alive and producing fresh content for you to consume :)
"hm, I might get tomorrow off" 😂😂😂
Diane has the best humour us English own!!!!!!
TH-cam Cunk on Britain shes a living LEGEND!!!!!!!
I thought she was gonna say “put to sleep,” but DESTROYED, fucking hell!
We had him annihilated lol
After Life is such a great show and to me the cherry on top was finding out about Diane Morgan.
My dad had a friend he worked with.
The guy died in a work accident, my dad went to his house to give condolences to the guy's family.
The guy's wife told my dad he shouldn't have come because as soon as the guy died their lives became better.
Apparently the guy was a big time asshole to his own family and the wife had no qualms telling everyone at the funeral.
Jokes on her for choosing to live with such an asshole when she could have just left him when he was alive.
@@davidfaustino4476 not really how that works but ok
Maybe just her strategy for comforting people at the funeral?
he was destroyed! good for her
@@davidfaustino4476 some people happen to be financially dependent after years of marriage or struggle to leave an abusive relationship for a hundred different reasons. Life isnt black and white
I loved the "destroyed" part. That really is true.
Cant get enough of this girl
She is so bloody brilliant
That flying through the windshield part is totally me! When I got angry and punched my living room wall the first thing I thought when I heard my finger break wasn't "oh dang my finger!" it was "that's probably a few weeks of work!"
Pure fooking genius!
I find a small amount of solace in the fact that I finished her sentence in my head with the word annihilated
She's brilliant. She is the funniest female comedian I've seen.
That’s the first thing I felt when I had my recent bike accident “Oh, I guess I won’t have to go to work for awhile” 😂
I’ve just discovered her. She is so funny! 🇨🇦
Wonderful, I love Diane Morgan.
my new favourite ....
She could make Between Two Ferns British Edition
She's so damn good 😂
"Oh he was very popular, he always hads friends coming to his house... At random times throughout the night... On their mopeds... They never stayed long though, rather thoughtful of them really"
Wow I just seen her a few days ago and I'm already absolutely in love with her comedy
It's a great set. She should do much more.
My new favorite artist.
She is very talented - and sharp . Just amazing -
I love her! Same with my parents and negativity.
'cept tha muhr-duhr-uhr. Love that droll accent and delivery.
Do ya.
Sometimes when I'm watching Diane Morgan I pretend I'm in an alternate universe where the Spice Girls didn't take off and Sporty Spice went feral.
I love this woman.
She's hilarious.
It's so lovely that she does standup comedy. But please please PLEASE put the date that this was recorded in the description. I want to know if this was before Mandy or Conk or was this recently recorded?
I reckon it was before those...
@justinhadley3927 commented "This program is The World Stands Up and is actually from 15 years ago in 2007 according to IMDB."
shortly after your comment
I must be positive thinking. As I fell over and heard a bone break in my ankle my very first thought was "that's going to be time off from work"
Shattering bones. The sweet sound of freedom.
Looking for her whole show. She was great!
3:15 she just described american job life