@@sophiefretter3313 i dont know ...writing something on the internet with thousands of views but no complaints or criticism is pretty rare so actually an honor no ?
@@McNojo well who even could reply? only a german could relate to the video and therefore to my comment. but given the german efficiency (😉😌) there is nothing left to say. i still appreciate the thought of an honor tho:)
@@vincentprothmann9104 besser als der durchschnitt definitiv, als ehemaliger englischstudent tut es halt ein bisschen weh :D aber kann man nix daran aussetzen
It's pathetic how people slag him off as being kind of dense and awkward when he is communicating in a second language. I can tell you, most English under 30 can barely speak English, much less any other language.
@@aldrichhf35 Funnily enough, at Leipzig and Stuttgart, he was pretty awful at passing. He was only good at scoring goals. Surprising what a different formation does to a man..
@@KilianSeanS German people living outside of England, or who aren't mixed are known to have a very stoic face and little sense of humour. Werner has banter, he's one of the few Germans with a good sense of humour. Another example would be Vettel fron Formula One.
Thats two famous germans who have a sense of Humor. Maybe you should learn german and know more germans before making such a comment. Because i bet these rumours came from ww2 English people to discredit germans. Because Its total nonsense that germans dont have humor
@@alessandrotorres3537 Yeah. What he says and the where he explains things in English. Do you speak a second language? Have you seen them do interviews in German? It's not the same. Just like most people doing interviews in a second language. They tend to say things in a funny way because mastering a second language is challenging.
@@OzyMandias13 whoa calm down dude no need to get agitated. I'm not a native English speaker myself so I know very well how difficult it is. I said that with a positive connotation, wasn't mocking Timo in any manner.
00:37 "Can you cut an onion?" "Yes but in my food i dont have it so i dont need to cut it" "Do you cry when you cut an onion?" "No" "Thats quit hard" "Yeah because i dont have them" 🤣
@@grateful1310 your giving me real Madrid vibes, werner is not a youngster who is yet to prove his skull on the pitch, he is undoubtedly close to a world class player
@@NDSVM because at Leipzig they played with 2 strikers. So when Werner wasn't confident enough, he could pass to poulsen. Or basically he knew poulsen was always a backup plan. This gave him more freedom. Also, he wasn't used as a Winger in Leipzig. Werner himself even said that he feels better playing with a second striker so there's that. Still, guy was still good while used as a Winger. Got almost as much assists as Sancho (who was hyped af) last season.
He is a genuine dude just a little off his game but he will get back up he’s showing his determination everytime he is onthe pitch he is just so close to the goals
Thing is everyone be saying that he’s the funniest but if you understand him, most of his jokes are pretty unfunny and even a little childish… not that being childish is a problem, but usually grown ups wouldn’t laugh about such stuff It’s more like his funny presence on and off the pitch which makes people say that…
I love the hand gesture at 1:01 because it underlines his cluelessness of the question. I am also so happy for him that the English fans seem to admire him more than the German fans. In the first season of RB Leipzig in the Bundesliga, he made an absolut pathetic dive against Schalke 04. After this, the most of the German football fans hated him. Him playing at Leipzig did not make it better.
It wasn’t only about the dive, it was about him lying about it in the after-match interview. It was an idiotic moment from him and the subsequent move to Leipzig and then him twerking for Bayern and later on slandering the BL didn’t really endear him to Germans.
i am german and i love him and all Germany love him wen i see that so much people whant that he have to kick out of chealsy is not nice and i think ther are much more German pepole how like Timo more than Englisch
the last thing he says actually makes perfect sense. He says he enjoys watching streamers but also likes watching "streamers who watch streamers". Many streamers nowadays film themselves reacting to other streamers' gameplay. I can imagine that this isn't easy to explain if you don't yet speak english very well.
![German Meme Compilation [English Subtitles with Context]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XT9p5ZIa6Vc/mqdefault.jpg)
as a german his logic is absolutely relatable
1k likes and no reply?
@@RA7Goat depressing, isn’t it?
@@sophiefretter3313 Schaust du Fußball
@@sophiefretter3313 i dont know ...writing something on the internet with thousands of views but no complaints or criticism is pretty rare so actually an honor no ?
@@McNojo well who even could reply? only a german could relate to the video and therefore to my comment. but given the german efficiency (😉😌) there is nothing left to say.
i still appreciate the thought of an honor tho:)
Timo is like a kid that makes everyone laugh without doing anything
Tru tru🤣
Zlatan does nothing when everyone laughs
@@zlatan8658 yooooo zlatan is zlatan and zlatan no laugh everyone laugh
Its tru but He is one of the best football players in the World
EXACTLY
Werner speaking German: What a reasonable smart young man.
Werner speaking English: Someone hug this sweet innocent child!
In german it's the same
Exactly 😂 he speaks reasonably in German
He’s not that smart but at least he understands the language then
Nah he is quite stupid
HAHAJA
“I never would eated… scrambled egg with ketchup.. what is this” that had me in tears I was not expecting that💀🤣😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I mean i eat pasta with ketchup but I would NEVER eat eggs with ketchup😂
He literally made scrambled eggs with the english language lool
@@tinig2164 4 real 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️. It’s the fucking same thing. FFS Timo!
He said i never would eat it
only German people can understand the pain of trying to speaking English but knowing that you have this wiard accent
true XDDDD
I love how I grew up in germany and everyone (including the teachers) had the german accent
Hihihi you said Sack
Im german
@@muscledavis5434 haha sorry but my phone tries to make german words out of my i englisch
"I love ur shoes"
"I love it too" 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Them *
Haaland " that's my boy"
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When he sticks his foot out 😂😂😂
This guy has the most German humor I’ve ever seen, and it’s hilarious,
Thomas Muller is entering
Humour*
@@AbCd-lw5vsBritish english humour american english humor
Werner's English in der Kategorie: "I'm early, also ich bin ehrlich"
Kann man besser nicht sagen
sein englisch ist doch voll in ordnung…
@@vincentprothmann9104 besser als der durchschnitt definitiv, als ehemaliger englischstudent tut es halt ein bisschen weh :D aber kann man nix daran aussetzen
So schlecht ist sein Englisch gar nicht, bin ich ganz open und early
It's pathetic how people slag him off as being kind of dense and awkward when he is communicating in a second language. I can tell you, most English under 30 can barely speak English, much less any other language.
English people: we're always amazed how well Germans speak English. Timo Werner: hold my beer
You should hear English people talk German 🤣
@@nmmknh8997 *speak
@@nmmknh8997 We are trying our best.
Sorry it’s so scuffed.
More like hold me beer.
@@comradecameron3726 English was literally based from a westgermanic language, so how can the original be scuffed ?
"Do you cry when you cut onions?" "No, cuz I don't have them" Timo is so funny cuz he takes everything so literally
I mean he’s not even trying to be funny which is why he makes us laugh
Ikr
Thomas muller is the funniest german
@@zeyadagha2222 poldi is
@@zeyadagha2222 no he is not he is just cringey
@@justafunnyclown6831 Lewangoalski
0:42
Woman: - You cry when you cut an onion?
Werner: - No.
Woman: - That's quite hard...
Werner: - Because I don't have them!
(Genius)
Were people jealous of you for knowing how to do a rubik's cube?
Timo- NO THEY DONT CARE
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That was the part 😂😂😂😂🤔
Werner literally said he don’t have onions lol
Werner answers "Because i don´t CUT them" ;)
This guy seems genuinely nice, im sad people still bully him because of his performance
He will inprove, but even at the end he was important scoring that opener goal against my team Real Madrid.
He wasnt that bad tho. Sure some very idiotic mistakes but he scored important goals and achieved further important assists.
@@albinokanickel4492 yes, he would be better if he just do assist because how good his pass is and how god awful his shot when infront of goal
Well He's making more a month than every one of them would make in fifty years
@@aldrichhf35 Funnily enough, at Leipzig and Stuttgart, he was pretty awful at passing. He was only good at scoring goals. Surprising what a different formation does to a man..
The fact he's German with a lisp, and a sense of humour. That just makes everything better.
What does that fact he's German have to do with anything?
@@KilianSeanS German people living outside of England, or who aren't mixed are known to have a very stoic face and little sense of humour.
Werner has banter, he's one of the few Germans with a good sense of humour. Another example would be Vettel fron Formula One.
@@Vi_XXiV Klopp
@@LastStand717 boom
Thats two famous germans who have a sense of Humor. Maybe you should learn german and know more germans before making such a comment. Because i bet these rumours came from ww2 English people to discredit germans. Because Its total nonsense that germans dont have humor
We love Timo. Such a dude. Humble guy, funny guy. If he could hit a barn door from 5 yards out he'd already be a Chelsea legend.
The funny thing:
When at Leipzig the only two things he was good at were: Running and hitting a barn from 5 yards out.
Timo is the most lovable guy on the planet.
*Kanté enters the chat*
Nah bro that's kante
No kante
1. Kante
2. Timo
Both from Chelsea
Nah most hated
Werner just lives life and says what he wants he’s real
Hes just german 😂😂
@@benyyyo better than English Kane guys 😂😂😂
@@benyyyo he‘th jutht german
@@brskhy7591 bro i m dying AHAHh
I love his personality... he's not arrogant....he's funny and very humble...love seeing him and Chilwell and Mount being very good friend
Yes Werner, Chilwell and Mount is the best trio 😂
Chelsea players have the weirdest names
Chilwell
Loftus cheeks 😂😂😂
@@mathewvanostin7118 DRINK WATER
Thomas Muller: finally a worthy opponent
He's so German that he knows exactly every molecule in his body, so for his own health he doesn't eat onions.
He seems so innocent, almost like a kid's brain in a grown-up 😭😂
So I guess you probably do a lot of interviews in German? And when you do, you come off like Jason Statham?
@@OzyMandias13 I don't think he's talking about his English but rather what he says or the way he explains things
@@alessandrotorres3537 Yeah. What he says and the where he explains things in English. Do you speak a second language? Have you seen them do interviews in German? It's not the same. Just like most people doing interviews in a second language. They tend to say things in a funny way because mastering a second language is challenging.
@@OzyMandias13 I speak five languages and yeah I get your point, it's just that I thought that he was referring to that rather than his English
@@OzyMandias13 whoa calm down dude no need to get agitated. I'm not a native English speaker myself so I know very well how difficult it is. I said that with a positive connotation, wasn't mocking Timo in any manner.
1:17 I just love how Timo was one with the paper
sorry for that
@@linax6188 lmao no need to apologise,
it made funnier 😂
@@linax6188 lol
Sounds like a pro tip for a writer. "Be one with the paper~"
@@linax6188 at first I thought u purposely edit like that, it did work well like that tho 😂
Werner seems like a such a nice, happy, loveable bloke to hang out with
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00:37
"Can you cut an onion?"
"Yes but in my food i dont have it so i dont need to cut it"
"Do you cry when you cut an onion?"
"No"
"Thats quit hard"
"Yeah because i dont have them"
🤣
"I love your shoes"
"I love them too"
my man missed chances on and off the field
It's a good reply.
I like Werner. Hope he stays for a long time. And I hope he’s doing well mentally, and improve his finishing.
he needs to go on loan he will improve this way i think
Look how awesome he was in Leipzig, he never reached that level again in the long term.
@@grateful1310 your giving me real Madrid vibes, werner is not a youngster who is yet to prove his skull on the pitch, he is undoubtedly close to a world class player
I personally think he will benefit from playing with Lukaku, well I hope so anyway.
@@NDSVM because at Leipzig they played with 2 strikers. So when Werner wasn't confident enough, he could pass to poulsen. Or basically he knew poulsen was always a backup plan. This gave him more freedom. Also, he wasn't used as a Winger in Leipzig. Werner himself even said that he feels better playing with a second striker so there's that. Still, guy was still good while used as a Winger. Got almost as much assists as Sancho (who was hyped af) last season.
U can't hate him even if he doesn't score alot anymore
Edit: wtf happened in the comments 😂
he will with lukaku dont worry bro
@@flux3692 He is not going to play with Lukaku
@@flux3692 lukaku scores not him bro
@@mdswinner9290 he’s playing LF bro next to lukaku
Everyone says about his goal scoring , he actually plays really well on the left wing , got loads of assists last season
He is a genuine dude just a little off his game but he will get back up he’s showing his determination everytime he is onthe pitch he is just so close to the goals
Guess what man's back at Leipzig.....
this is the most laughing I have ever seen by a German who was not a villain in a movie.
im so glad this comedy legend is joining spurs
Thomas Müller wont be happy Timo is being called the funniest german
get it, lewanGOALski?
Thing is everyone be saying that he’s the funniest but if you understand him, most of his jokes are pretty unfunny and even a little childish… not that being childish is a problem, but usually grown ups wouldn’t laugh about such stuff
It’s more like his funny presence on and off the pitch which makes people say that…
Thomas Muller has not once been funny
Thomas Mueller the unfunny comedian and Timo Werner the funny non-comedian. Wow German team is a real gem😂
Lmfao
Actually Müller is a funny guy. One of the most in the world of football.
Muller is funny
Only German people think Mueller ist funny
@@rakmakraul5964 yes because Müller can only speak German
Imagine WERNER and Haaland sitting together for an interview !! Haaland is just an upgrade for WERNER !!
Bruder du killst mich hahahaaha
@@MrTobi-zl4wl ??
@@SwarajBawankar Bro you are killing me
Nah, Werner is an upgrade of Haaland....at least at the interviewing part
The first half was good, the second was shit
"I don't understand the question but I don't care, we win" German sincerity at its best 😂👍
"you cry when you cut an onion?"
"no"
Sigma grindset
0:59 "I don't understand the question but I don't care" I wish I could be direct like this to people 🤣🤣
I love Timo so much. Good luck for him this season.
1️⃣1️⃣🇩🇪
honestly fair play to him, i could not speak german as well as he speaks english
Muller: Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary.
The english player on his team who eates scrambled egg and ketchup is definitely masoun mount
When Haaland song was played at 0:17 I burst out laughing 🤣🤣 that was soOoOo good
THAT’S WHAT THAT WAS???
The Kygo Wo song
rossi bar erstes lied war haaland
😂😂😂😂😂😂
in the end he meant that he likes watchng fortnite tournaments with commentary
Imagine an interview with Haaland and Werner
Haaland's broken German and Werner's lisp hamdullah
Ich schwöre lachkick
Timo will say stupid guy and Harland will say he's sh..t
Most famous quote from Timo: " I speak English very well, but I find ze Wörter nich so schnell" 😂
You’ve clearly never heard of Sebastien Vettel.
100% owns the title belt for funniest German.
klopp and vettel.. way up there for the funniest germans
Sind beide nicht lustig 😂
U have to love him
I love the hand gesture at 1:01 because it underlines his cluelessness of the question. I am also so happy for him that the English fans seem to admire him more than the German fans. In the first season of RB Leipzig in the Bundesliga, he made an absolut pathetic dive against Schalke 04. After this, the most of the German football fans hated him. Him playing at Leipzig did not make it better.
1 dive lol, almost every player dives
@@i..9339 that isn't an excuse
Werner speaking english with sign language
It wasn’t only about the dive, it was about him lying about it in the after-match interview. It was an idiotic moment from him and the subsequent move to Leipzig and then him twerking for Bayern and later on slandering the BL didn’t really endear him to Germans.
i am german and i love him and all Germany love him wen i see that so much people whant that he have to kick out of chealsy is not nice and i think ther are much more German pepole how like Timo more than Englisch
this is funnier to me than it probably should be😭
0:35 makes me laugh every time without fail, even when I know it's coming
Scrambled Eggs? With Ketchup? WHAT IS THIS??
Whoever made this , you are the GOAT
"when somebody makes holes in others legs" now how the hell did he come up with that 😂🤣
I think his train of thought was smth like "hole"-er?
He is an adult with the heart mind and felling of a kid and I respect that
He's so serious and didnt mean to make any joke and thats why he's funny
the last thing he says actually makes perfect sense. He says he enjoys watching streamers but also likes watching "streamers who watch streamers". Many streamers nowadays film themselves reacting to other streamers' gameplay. I can imagine that this isn't easy to explain if you don't yet speak english very well.
Do you cry when you cut an onion?
No because I don’t have them
🤣🤣🤣
“When someone makes holes in others legs”💀
Thomas Muller has entered the chat.
Timo is so wholesome. I can't believe people hate him cause of his performance
Same here
I mean he is shite but no need to hate him
@@James-vy5jg no he’s not
@@BF2BURRITO he is
sometimes he maybe good sometimes he maybe shict
I cant wait to see him and Sonny build a friendship.
That final with 'i don't understand but we win the trophy yeah next question' brilliant🤣🤣
1:35 There you go, the reason why Timor keep missing in front of goal, poor guy :(
Bruh
The onion part LOL
Muller: And I Took That Personally
He is so humble and simple man with a big heart
I would pay any money I have for a documentary featuring Grealish and Werner on holiday together.
In germany we say: "Dorftrottel"
“What is this” 😂😂
He’s at his funniest when he’s 1 on 1 with the keeper 😂
"Because I don't have them" "why"😂😂😭😭 the confusion AHAHAHAAAA
Thomas Muller took that personally
"yeah, some english players on my team eat things i. never. would. EATED." Timo Werner July 4, 2021.
Timo is a funny guy.
muller: finally a worthy opponet. our battle will be legendary
He's not the brightest glowing candle on the cake.
The funniest thing is that he already has more assists than Antony after playing once for Spurs
They eat fried egg with ketchup
"Wat is dis"
He's a Chelsea legend already.. We love Timo xx
Some of the English players in my team they eat things I never would eated 😂😂😂
Thomas Müller : Keep talking 😏
“I love your shoes” “i love them too” 😂😂😂
That "What is this?!?" gets me every time ✋🏼😭
"I love them to" lol
Love Timo and his crazy German humor
Lol I like how he called out the English lady when she called his food discusting
Werner, Kroos,... are all those Germans who are unintentionally just hilarious
I see no mask.. he's just being himself. Luckily Chelsea have this guy and every team needs a player like this in dressing room.
man, you deserves MOOOORE subscribers...
Bravo, cool editing 👏👏👏 🤣🤣 👍
Who's here after Spurs transfer!
When somebody makes holes in others’ legs 💀
hes honest and genuine, i like him
Everytime I see him all I can think of is "I pLaY aLoT oF fOrTnItE"
Es ist witzig zuzuhören wie Werner Englisch spricht😆
1:25 howler: when you make holes in someones legs, LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
That " Stupid Guy " shit was hilarious
The "What is this" caught me off guard and i burst out laughing
1:05 yeah next quetion... 😂 😂 🤣
Him trying to score is the funniest
He's very German plus Müller is funny
You really notice his english is not the yellow from the egg
I love your videos. They are very entertaining and help in bad times... ❤❤