TIMO WERNER | FAKE NEWS WITH AMELIA DIMOLDENBERG

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    Our new show tests @AmeliaDimoldenberg to see how well
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    Each round, our famous footballer guest will provide Amelia with a statement about himself but….not all of them are true.
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  • @YouTube
    @YouTube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13741

    Who else is married to takeaways? 😂

  • @eeriesilver3418
    @eeriesilver3418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39915

    Werner's personality mixed with his german accent and sense of cluelessness is bloody quality

    • @blakjjags0697
      @blakjjags0697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Bruh why is there 1k likes but I’m the first reply

    • @eeriesilver3418
      @eeriesilver3418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@blakjjags0697 oh yeah😂😂😂

    • @jfty5435
      @jfty5435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@blakjjags0697 mate I’m bloody third it’s a mad one but it’s coming home

    • @kirapoodle
      @kirapoodle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      No wonder he is clueless in front of the goal.

    • @eben8121
      @eben8121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Quantity over quality

  • @maximillianford9301
    @maximillianford9301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6479

    'What's a normal breakfast?'
    'Bread'
    *GERMAN 100*

    • @zohzu
      @zohzu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Dark bread 100%

    • @melvinost8272
      @melvinost8272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      I've learnt to never discuss breakfast with Germans at hostels. You simply will not win the argument on whose is best 😂

    • @faramund9865
      @faramund9865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I eat bread for breakfast and lunch.

    • @kirchenmichi
      @kirchenmichi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      deutsches Frühstück ist ja wohl das allerbeste, wie kann man sich morgens Bohnen gönnen alla

    • @zohzu
      @zohzu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@kirchenmichi echt so

  • @imanchakraborty1314
    @imanchakraborty1314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8803

    Make Werner and Haaland sit together in one interview, it will be EPIC.

    • @Maxp0505
      @Maxp0505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +345

      You forgot Thomas Müller

    • @imanchakraborty1314
      @imanchakraborty1314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@Maxp0505 Oh yes , you are Declan "right" 😂

    • @anonymous99923
      @anonymous99923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      They will when they are both at Chelsea 👀

    • @SwarajBawankar
      @SwarajBawankar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@anonymous99923 it's going to be a lot of fun !!

    • @brajeshkhanna7434
      @brajeshkhanna7434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ehh why not

  • @aryansharma3561
    @aryansharma3561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2540

    Wener saying "What is this" is legendary 😂😂

  • @MaxAndreZils
    @MaxAndreZils 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16783

    I wish Germany played Italy so that Timo could whisper his pasta recipe in their ears

    • @timoe.7509
      @timoe.7509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Hahaha

    • @Lisa-wu3cd
      @Lisa-wu3cd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      why doesn‘t this have more likes, hahahahah this comment is so funny

    • @VCRider
      @VCRider 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      They would score him an extra 3 goals

    • @VCRider
      @VCRider 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Ketchup-eee?? Mama Mia u Crrazyy-eee!!!!

    • @mgasukihanwa841
      @mgasukihanwa841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Italy: *PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION*

  • @medodrama9487
    @medodrama9487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6662

    This guy is jokes. He doesn't even know it himself lmaooo

    • @ABhd-kg7qg
      @ABhd-kg7qg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You only saying it cause filly said it😂

    • @medodrama9487
      @medodrama9487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@ABhd-kg7qg not like I've watched him kick a corner flag and get injured 🥱

    • @rohanvishwanathan9131
      @rohanvishwanathan9131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      @@medodrama9487 still a cl winner, take this ratio lol

    • @uguook
      @uguook 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rohanvishwanathan9131 your ratio failed my friend

    • @fgsgfsd9397
      @fgsgfsd9397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@uguook but this ratio didnt

  • @noahsteiner5052
    @noahsteiner5052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +878

    "What's a normal breakfast?"
    "Bread"
    Als Deutscher hab ich nie was so passend gehört

    • @Doggomorph
      @Doggomorph ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why are you so good in englishhhhhhhh

    • @sluck42O
      @sluck42O ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Doggomorph because germany has a good education system and everyone here speaks english as well :)

    • @Doggomorph
      @Doggomorph ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sluck42O classssss

    • @arminia1406
      @arminia1406 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sluck42O Nicht jeder leider... aber viele thank God

    • @thisisnotahandle93
      @thisisnotahandle93 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@sluck42Obruv don’t be out here telling people our educational system is good - we’ve been on a steady decline for decades now 😂

  • @kisakion
    @kisakion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2501

    "Do you often cook pasta and ketchup "
    "Yeas"
    "That's disgustin"
    Why😂😂😂😂😂

    • @HassanUnluckyFIFA
      @HassanUnluckyFIFA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ketchup and Tomato Sauce get along just fine

    • @kisakion
      @kisakion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@HassanUnluckyFIFA I never denied that brother I just quoted what I found really funny from the interview 👍

    • @freshwater_4878
      @freshwater_4878 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      him and the ben foster would get on very well

    • @selmaelkounou3749
      @selmaelkounou3749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm italian and i can say i was thinking about throwing myself out of the window 😊

    • @selmaelkounou3749
      @selmaelkounou3749 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry for my english 😯

  • @danielmcgrath680
    @danielmcgrath680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18023

    “They eat scrambled egg, with ketchup.”
    *What is this*

    • @loris__
      @loris__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      So deliciuos, welcome to Germany

    • @yamenkanbar351
      @yamenkanbar351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +558

      @@loris__ bäh junge

    • @amelomerovic5599
      @amelomerovic5599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +463

      In my head he said it on german lmao if he had said it in german it wouldve been funny af
      WAS IST DAS

    • @shikabanepu2482
      @shikabanepu2482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@amelomerovic5599 Typisch Jugendsprache HAHAH

    • @ericzinho5429
      @ericzinho5429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      wat is dis🤨

  • @IamTiernO
    @IamTiernO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6627

    "But i dont cry when I cut them.....because I dont cut them"

    • @davitisakhanian5264
      @davitisakhanian5264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      That had me dying! 😂😂

    • @hellodean4072
      @hellodean4072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@gghhghhh9742 no he probably just translates the German sentence in English

    • @josies9394
      @josies9394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gghhghhh9742 but he said that he doesn't use onions-

    • @VCRider
      @VCRider 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He litterally never cut an onion so he wouldn’t know

    • @yagesh287
      @yagesh287 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Reminded me of Gatis Kandis from BGT

  • @Chris-pn9fm
    @Chris-pn9fm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4239

    It's sad to see all the hate he gets on social media, when he is such a friendly positive person.

    • @acheshshetty5578
      @acheshshetty5578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      He gets all the hate for his footballing skills. Not for being a terrible person

    • @Benjamin3.5
      @Benjamin3.5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@acheshshetty5578 ye

    • @luongnguyengia9316
      @luongnguyengia9316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@acheshshetty5578 he is actually good

    • @acheshshetty5578
      @acheshshetty5578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@luongnguyengia9316 well i like him. But you know, he's missed a lot

    • @romarcozm
      @romarcozm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Just a rough season trust me next season he will be godlike

  • @cedric5559
    @cedric5559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +979

    3:27 Most proud ,,Yeah“ I‘ve ever heard 😂

  • @jackharney1687
    @jackharney1687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7854

    “Do people get jealous in the playground”
    “No, they dont care”

  • @FTL3478
    @FTL3478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5093

    I have never heard such a funny “what is this” in my life.

    • @elmong3298
      @elmong3298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jose Mourinho on talkSport Was funnier

    • @elikialopes
      @elikialopes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      he translated the german slang 1:1 in english & it just doesn’t sound right at all hahaha. The german slang „was ist das“ is equivalent to „what the hell/wtf (is this/that?)“. But if u translate it 1:1 it’s „what is this“ which sounds kinda wrong in a whole sentence.

    • @taylorlyons5644
      @taylorlyons5644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      dude 100%. I rewound that 8 times and im crying

    • @stupendous7848
      @stupendous7848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It’s not a question, it’s a demand for an explanation lol

    • @ItsTate
      @ItsTate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      timo also sounds funny in german, but anyway you just can love him😂

  • @Quixten
    @Quixten 2 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    “Do u cry when u cut an union?” “No” “Thats quite hard” “Cuz i dont cut... em”

  • @a14.06
    @a14.06 2 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    “What is this?!”
    I dieddddd

  • @swish878
    @swish878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7116

    “I like your shoes”
    “I like them too”
    😂

    • @horsthuber482
      @horsthuber482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      German humor at its best😂

    • @johnnysauceda6645
      @johnnysauceda6645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      “I like your shoes”

    • @georgex7442
      @georgex7442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@horsthuber482 he wasn't even joking

    • @ugay9379
      @ugay9379 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@horsthuber482 German honesty.

    • @hamida_x.
      @hamida_x. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      well I mean it's true so why not say it!? haha.😂

  • @ChristophP97
    @ChristophP97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15217

    As a German it is so funny to see him just translating German sentences word for word into English even though they don't make sense in English😂

    • @AC-ru9gw
      @AC-ru9gw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      like what?

    • @FrozenSavage
      @FrozenSavage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Like what?

    • @MrsNanaBlue
      @MrsNanaBlue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      I understand him, even the grammar is maybe not always correct. Just wondering if he did had much English in school?

    • @ChristophP97
      @ChristophP97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +812

      @@MrsNanaBlue in Germany you learn English for at least 7 years. So based on that and the German "standard", his English is horrible.

    • @ChristophP97
      @ChristophP97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      Like 1:22 or 2:44
      I mean, you can understand what he's trying to say. But the Grammar is just awful😅

  • @t.warner7606
    @t.warner7606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Imagine Werner and Håland in Chelsea, they’re conversations would be legendary😂😂😂💙

  • @MT-oo5zc
    @MT-oo5zc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    1:58 Werner arguing with Tuchel when he misses a sitter

    • @l17___321
      @l17___321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Good one 😂😂😂

  • @David-jp8pp
    @David-jp8pp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33421

    This guy's funny without even knowing it

  • @Lewis617
    @Lewis617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5217

    Timo coming out of his shell is genuinely brilliant 😂

    • @TeaSipperTJ
      @TeaSipperTJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      This is him normally

    • @J777__
      @J777__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TeaSipperTJ hdyk

    • @TeaSipperTJ
      @TeaSipperTJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@J777__ hes the same in every interview its just his personality

    • @flyaway6671
      @flyaway6671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He was never in his shell what u on about

    • @russ.ban0211
      @russ.ban0211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m surprised that he’s actually a cool guy

  • @cyclicwarrior2570
    @cyclicwarrior2570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Werner with his cluelessness + German accent + his own personality + language barrier is a joy to watch lmao

  • @johntuman1891
    @johntuman1891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    I’ve rewinded over the “what is this” probably 40 times

    • @IvanaM12
      @IvanaM12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SAME.

    • @izarolopez6704
      @izarolopez6704 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad I'm not the only one

  • @TalkAsSoftAsChalk
    @TalkAsSoftAsChalk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18847

    His basketball story was so convincing I actually believed him.

    • @josec980
      @josec980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Fr😭😭

    • @christophllewellyn
      @christophllewellyn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1536

      Even when he said other players lift him to dunk😭😭😭

    • @AmeliaDimoldenberg
      @AmeliaDimoldenberg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +384

      Same !!!

    • @temz6746
      @temz6746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@AmeliaDimoldenberg ur peng

    • @Emilly01444
      @Emilly01444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      “I poot it through the legs”

  • @boaspasca8923
    @boaspasca8923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7367

    Amelia: Do u cry when u cut an onion?
    Timo : No
    Amelia: thats quite hard
    Timo : because I don't cut them
    🤣

    • @boaspasca8923
      @boaspasca8923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @YahyathelaDxD welp, u right. i misheard that part, thanks tho

    • @abubakr7767
      @abubakr7767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      He tried cutting them, but he missed

    • @kimcarson4219
      @kimcarson4219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@abubakr7767 You think you're funny but you don't

    • @abubakr7767
      @abubakr7767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@kimcarson4219 Chill bruh, i am not serious, i also love him as a chelsea fan

    • @chrislouis7913
      @chrislouis7913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sounds like some zlatan Ibrahimovic or haaland shit

  • @tami00
    @tami00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Why is everyone calling him clueless though like I'm positive he knows exactly what he's doing, it just seems to be his kind of humor and honestly I love it, he's hilarious. The broken english makes it even better, of course he's not able to express himself quite like he could in his mother tongue but that really doesn't make him clueless

  • @iblaze1085
    @iblaze1085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Werner deserves a Netflix special with Amelia😂

    • @jktstroll__
      @jktstroll__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes please. He's already get so many fans after this video lol

    • @ZhangBangsFury
      @ZhangBangsFury 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amelia doesn’t deserve the clout, she even got a Son feature what the fuck

    • @itsaishanoor
      @itsaishanoor ปีที่แล้ว

      FOR REALLLLLLL

  • @benedict1565
    @benedict1565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1854

    A : Do you never play basketball?
    T : Never
    A : Can you show me some skills?
    T : Sure

    • @5iker_
      @5iker_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      💀

    • @mohdhasanuddin6067
      @mohdhasanuddin6067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I want this confidence u know

    • @JohnSmith-ml7yq
      @JohnSmith-ml7yq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thats how he got his job at chelsea

  • @lydiax2408
    @lydiax2408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3106

    "what's a normal breakfast?"
    "bread."
    😂😭

    • @Joshua-ce6wz
      @Joshua-ce6wz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      And cheese 😂

    • @jonatankeinil2537
      @jonatankeinil2537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      It is

    • @abTOTY
      @abTOTY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      It is

    • @abzshaker
      @abzshaker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      Welcome to germany my friend

    • @chrys21751
      @chrys21751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Bread👍

  • @JustinLT212
    @JustinLT212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “Right is ze throttle left is ze break” bro timo werner is one of the funniest people I’ve seen 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @atadjlive617
    @atadjlive617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4435

    "You in the wrong career"
    Chelsea: "interesting"
    Timo werner: :

    • @dvornikovalexei
      @dvornikovalexei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      40 goals in last 2 seasons. Golden Boot in Confederations Cup. What a trash player

    • @dogeburger5775
      @dogeburger5775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Tbf I think he got affected by Chelsea curse of striker since torres, morata, deigo, higuain were such good strikers before joining Chelsea

    • @Thomas-sx9pl
      @Thomas-sx9pl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tommurchuis5464 are you stupid at napoli he was one of the best in the world

    • @diegomunoz6819
      @diegomunoz6819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dvornikovalexei Almost all of his goals in the last two seasons were at Leipzig while the Confederations Cup was two years ago. He’s not a bad player but your argument was shit.

    • @Thomas-sx9pl
      @Thomas-sx9pl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tommurchuis5464 this is about him at Napoli because you said he’s always been trash when he hasn’t

  • @rkslounge8117
    @rkslounge8117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7934

    His dry sense of humor is quality. He funny AF!

    • @luyandabuthelezi2269
      @luyandabuthelezi2269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Similar to his compariot, ThoMISS Muller.

    • @nonym7596
      @nonym7596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@luyandabuthelezi2269 L

    • @sval4956
      @sval4956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Tbh that's the only sense of humour germans got, helps us to get through this wet days.

    • @franklingoodwin
      @franklingoodwin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I don't think he's trying to be funny tbf, it's either becsuse he's translating into English from German or he's just a bit slow

    • @vmmors
      @vmmors 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That's german humor

  • @kayh.4114
    @kayh.4114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Das Lied geht jetzt anders:
    "Timo Werner ist ein ....witziger Typ!?".

  • @tsammul717
    @tsammul717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Amelia: Were the other kids jealus of you in the playground for being good at rubics cube?
    Timo: No
    Amelia: Why?
    Timo: They not care😂

  • @ekikogreatotuekong161
    @ekikogreatotuekong161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7558

    She's just trying too annoy him but he's just putting a smile

    • @blackacidgaming5672
      @blackacidgaming5672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +488

      Amelias interview style is just a mix of harrassment and making things incredibly awkward.
      And its amazing.

    • @marketcrorepati5729
      @marketcrorepati5729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Sinakho Monta don't indulge in doping

    • @Nayreel23
      @Nayreel23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      It’s English humour, purposely awkward, sarcastic and uncomfortable, you have to live here for a bit to get it. Werner matches it so well lol

    • @australianpatriot
      @australianpatriot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Werner defeated her lmao

    • @maxlgaudi8386
      @maxlgaudi8386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I don’t even know her and as german but I know that she’s doing it on purpose

  • @poshorange6757
    @poshorange6757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9400

    Timo is such a funny but somewhat clueless person... mix it with amelia’s sarcasm and I’m expecting confusion all around the gaff

    • @pastymastermind9332
      @pastymastermind9332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Turned out to be brilliant lol

    • @poshorange6757
      @poshorange6757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@pastymastermind9332 yea wasn’t expecting it lmao

    • @phunsy3160
      @phunsy3160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      He’s not English if he spoke German he wouldn’t be clueless 🤣

    • @poshorange6757
      @poshorange6757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How tf did this get 400 likes? Wow, first time for everything ig

    • @njabulohlongwa4319
      @njabulohlongwa4319 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally hdhduhduujsja

  • @yasarhassan5803
    @yasarhassan5803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    I didn’t know how to drive until I saw this video. What a legend Timo is ! He saved my $500 dollar for driving classes by saying only two words.
    Legend!!!

  • @youtuberuns
    @youtuberuns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    As a fellow German I fucking love Werner, just imagine if he brought his form over from the Bundesliga 😔

    • @TheSpecialOne-uy3im
      @TheSpecialOne-uy3im 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bundesliga is a farmers thats why he didnt

    • @ireland5480
      @ireland5480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@TheSpecialOne-uy3im far from a farmers league. 2nd best league itw

    • @daynight6860
      @daynight6860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheSpecialOne-uy3im that's why we have 4 WC

    • @youtuberuns
      @youtuberuns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@TheSpecialOne-uy3im how can you say it’s a farmers league when Bayern literally bossed the whole of Germany, Europe and the rest of the world last Season😂

    • @michaelruatfelaralte84
      @michaelruatfelaralte84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a Chelsea fan he will !! He tried a little to hard in his first year, Tuchel will settle him down and he will be on fire

  • @jeremybasset9041
    @jeremybasset9041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2283

    Timo: "Scrambled eggs with ketchup. What is this." 😂😂😂😂

  • @Liam_CR7_
    @Liam_CR7_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5423

    Timo Abi wieder mit seinen Englisch Skills unterwegs!

  • @gjyshcufax3395
    @gjyshcufax3395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    "Do you have any tips for me for driving?"
    "Right is the throttle, left is break, wheel you can use to turn left and right"
    This guy kills me...🤣🤣🤣

  • @bluesyace9564
    @bluesyace9564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    he may be missing in front of goal but he ain't missing with his jokes

  • @OGzuzz
    @OGzuzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2608

    Seeing Werner’s personality now, I will not tolerate Werner hate any longer😂what an innocent guy

    • @pezzo2222
      @pezzo2222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      and the hate is not even accurate , he missed maybe a few chances he normally scores but he also got 25 goals/assists in his first season in england which is actually very good. last person who did it was eden hazard

    • @raiNjErs
      @raiNjErs 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup he actually a genuine guy. Love watching him in Chelseafc's videos

    • @yunfun.8893
      @yunfun.8893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Imma be honest he ain't good enough for what he has been hyped up to be but he is a great personality.
      I hope he improves next season.

    • @cheesecake845
      @cheesecake845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@yunfun.8893 he caught people off guard i guess, no one expect he would miss some sitters, but overall he got a decent stat and performance for his first season

    • @yunfun.8893
      @yunfun.8893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cheesecake845 His stats aren't good when you take into account played 3,000 minutes of football.
      You have players like Bale who has played half the minutes and have outscored him.
      For a striker, he must improve, end of story...just a little over 10 goals is poor for a striker starting every week at a top club.
      Next season he will be judged

  • @Jack-et2po
    @Jack-et2po 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3209

    He’s such a sound guy, I feel bad making Werner jokes now

  • @eagles-wings
    @eagles-wings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Timo is funny and intelligent, such a happy soul.

  • @juanjoseparra9566
    @juanjoseparra9566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:55 Werner Being Werner

  • @isitjustme43-59
    @isitjustme43-59 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5901

    I may not support Chelsea but I’m a massive fan of Timo. He is so funny & seems really sweet for a footballer.

    • @reubenrodrigues7962
      @reubenrodrigues7962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      But how did manage to break him he was crazy good in the Bundesliga but suddenly we bring here to Chelsea n he is a flop 🤦

    • @arthurstephens5066
      @arthurstephens5066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@reubenrodrigues7962 he always missed a lot of chances there though but he’s off confidence too

    • @poshorange6757
      @poshorange6757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@reubenrodrigues7962 he lacks the most essential part of being a classic striker (finishing) but that doesn’t change his work ethic on the pitch. He just lacks end product which can be worked on but other than that it’s harsh to call him a flop since he works so hard for his team

    • @adamholmes2146
      @adamholmes2146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@reubenrodrigues7962 he’ll be back next year dw

    • @emilopez4957
      @emilopez4957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same, I love timo and Im not a Chelsea fan, but he seems like a genuinely nice guy and that to me goes a long way

  • @hiroshionyinah1111
    @hiroshionyinah1111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1357

    Timo has strong opinions on egg with ketchup. His face and tone when he said “Eggs with ketchup, what is this??”

    • @mehlhunter
      @mehlhunter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      And when she calls his pasta disgusting he clearly disagreed :'D

    • @viniciusmagnoni6492
      @viniciusmagnoni6492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Well, I love English food but British breakfast (scrambled eggs, ketchup and beans, horrid sausages) is just disgusting.

    • @vulxh
      @vulxh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@viniciusmagnoni6492 why did i laugh so hard

    • @viniciusmagnoni6492
      @viniciusmagnoni6492 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vulxh IDK, but I'm glad you did.

    • @fawzee_em
      @fawzee_em 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I read that with Mourinho's accent for some reason: "wat is dis"

  • @johnbihun2743
    @johnbihun2743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Timo: “yeah, of course.”

  • @yamidauchiha3114
    @yamidauchiha3114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “what is this” 😂

  • @8thHok4ge
    @8thHok4ge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +880

    They say “dream car” like he’s not on £270,000 a week😂😂

    • @sethbirungi6178
      @sethbirungi6178 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂🤣

    • @mrtoad1408
      @mrtoad1408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Lol the laferrari is about £1. 15m. He could definitely afford it. Even after 40% tax and shit.

    • @harrylitttlewood9774
      @harrylitttlewood9774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mrtoad1408 nah to buy a laf in Ik it’s 2.25

    • @alexnew199430
      @alexnew199430 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought their salary is after tax, no?

    • @adammohamud5302
      @adammohamud5302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he gets 170k

  • @ekkodon7688
    @ekkodon7688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1139

    Timo: I want a normal breakfast.
    Amelia: What's a normal breakfast?
    "Timo: Bread.....and cheese, or something.."

    • @jamala.799
      @jamala.799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      He isnt wrong tho atleast better than "eggs with ketchup"

    • @lilanerpfirsich6929
      @lilanerpfirsich6929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@jamala.799 Who tf eats that?😂

    • @alexandernordic8551
      @alexandernordic8551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lilanerpfirsich6929 people from England

    • @nlizzy9071
      @nlizzy9071 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jamala.799 Both eggs n pasta with ketchup are completely fine man lowe it🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @Greenboardmarker
      @Greenboardmarker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      As a german I have to say going by ferry from calais to Dover was a funny experience 😁 getting beans sausages and i dont know what else at 5 am is kinda funny for us

  • @leaf.9161
    @leaf.9161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We need a part 2

  • @Dinov3010
    @Dinov3010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:42 What is this!?😂🤣

  • @nxllxz4564
    @nxllxz4564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2509

    and he can still speak better english than harry kane

  • @faz7516
    @faz7516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    Timo’s like that new kid in school that everyone loves 😂

    • @maikeengel4171
      @maikeengel4171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@shivashiva1152 He is not stupid wtf are you talking about?

    • @HAIKALzcy
      @HAIKALzcy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shivashiva1152 it seem like you

    • @potato9027
      @potato9027 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shivashiva1152 nope u just killed the vibe👎

  • @mikeheskett6601
    @mikeheskett6601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "So you've never played Basketball!?!"
    "Never"
    "Can you show me some skills?"
    "Yeah sure"

  • @anderson3020
    @anderson3020 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:27 „jaa“ 😂😂

  • @bachopinbee5991
    @bachopinbee5991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1701

    These two have some dumb chemistry going on!

    • @robocrypto430
      @robocrypto430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hahahahahah LMAO

    • @chidinmaugoji5195
      @chidinmaugoji5195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lol you'll think the same for Giroud if you've seen that episode

    • @bachopinbee5991
      @bachopinbee5991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@chidinmaugoji5195 I agree, but with Werner it's a back and forth more...he can absolutely fool her. Shows how good she is in hosting that show! She can basically have chemistry with anyone.

  • @osemudiamhenebhomielen5323
    @osemudiamhenebhomielen5323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    Amelia: I love your shoes
    Timo: I love them too🤣🤣🤣

    • @amrrami7146
      @amrrami7146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sethbirungi6178
      @sethbirungi6178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

    • @user-hp7xb1js2m
      @user-hp7xb1js2m 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @cairosharn
    @cairosharn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This guys charisma and his cluelessness makes him a legend🤣🤣🤣

  • @dicedcheese6750
    @dicedcheese6750 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    So happy this man is back in the prem

  • @rafihandrian
    @rafihandrian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    any driving tips:
    the right is throttle, the left is brake
    we cant beat this guy 😭😭

    • @mohdjunaid787
      @mohdjunaid787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And stearing
      Timo: yeah you can spin it left and right😭😭

    • @SwarajBawankar
      @SwarajBawankar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish someone should ask this to Erling Haaland !!

  • @reubenrodrigues7962
    @reubenrodrigues7962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    The English team mate who eats eggs n ketchup is Mason Mount 😂😂

    • @jenniferhermawan4597
      @jenniferhermawan4597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      saw from lingard's video, right? hahaha

    • @mccuffi
      @mccuffi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      its not just 1. alot of english people do it

    • @hello_itsrozy
      @hello_itsrozy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I eat ketchup with eggs it's good

    • @reubenrodrigues7962
      @reubenrodrigues7962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hello_itsrozy yea me too it's amazing

    • @jamesatkins7592
      @jamesatkins7592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nooooo.. ketchup + egg = the bads

  • @chiaraferrari847
    @chiaraferrari847 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "what is this 🤨" please 😭

  • @annibanani7775
    @annibanani7775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just one of my favorite videos of all time!😂❤️

  • @lightcase377
    @lightcase377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1160

    Never did I think Id see an English and German arguing about food

    • @fabioruhe6891
      @fabioruhe6891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      german food is the best after italian

    • @chelseaforever6392
      @chelseaforever6392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@fabioruhe6891 thats cap

    • @anamia1688
      @anamia1688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@fabioruhe6891 no it’s not

    • @ajfischer6540
      @ajfischer6540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Im german and gotta admit the only food worse than german food is english

    • @fabioruhe6891
      @fabioruhe6891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@chelseaforever6392 you dont even know german food you probably have only heard about bratwurst and thats it but there are so many very delicious german dishes like spätzle,rouladen or kassler.Hamburger is also a german dish and many more that are only known in there areas and not worldwide

  • @rubenlunot9082
    @rubenlunot9082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    “What’s a normal breakfast ?”
    “Bread”

    • @marchdogerino7388
      @marchdogerino7388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It is in Germany :D

    • @davveedbb
      @davveedbb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂😂 damn but we have good bread and stuff

    • @kianbooysen6864
      @kianbooysen6864 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I watched the video too

  • @gumarks_
    @gumarks_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I am genuinely surprised at his ability to solve a Rubik's cube with his eyes closed. Really a man full of surprises, gotta love him 😂

  • @joshhhh9937
    @joshhhh9937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Timo solving that rubik’s Cube was impressive af

  • @Oskar0424
    @Oskar0424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    Timo actually managed to match Amelia lol

    • @izzatirfan1995
      @izzatirfan1995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bernardo silva is another one

  • @ariz.k9901
    @ariz.k9901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Regarding of his form in the premier league, the guy is very funny and even keeps the vibs up.
    Love you Werner.

  • @arthurmillington657
    @arthurmillington657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “I love your shoes”
    “I love them too”

  • @tege15
    @tege15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    "So its like a failed carbonara"
    "Yes!... noooo"
    This man is jokes xD

  • @jessiz7833
    @jessiz7833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    4:22 „No I don’t like danger but it makes fun I think“ LMAO TIMO YOUR GERMAN IS SHOWING

  • @FelixxFelixx-tt7sf
    @FelixxFelixx-tt7sf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The 'makes fun' almost killed me

  • @markolar3161
    @markolar3161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I never imagined Timo to sound like this and be so funny 😂

  • @jiasd123
    @jiasd123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    This is going to be one quality collab I can tell already 🤣

  • @jackstackz1047
    @jackstackz1047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Werner is too funny man 🤣🤣

  • @joecoy7853
    @joecoy7853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is probably my favourite Timo moment off the pitch 😂😂

  • @willhod8749
    @willhod8749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Even as a United fan I want Werner to do well this season because he’s such a likeable guy

  • @vornamenachname2858
    @vornamenachname2858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1129

    Ich liebe es wie er nach manchen Sätzen „or“ sagt, im selben Sinn wie „oder“ auf deutsch, es funktioniert auf englisch halt nicht 😂

    • @abdelrahmansamy2438
      @abdelrahmansamy2438 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😆😆😆😆😆

    • @Mn16Cr45
      @Mn16Cr45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Habe ich früher auch gemacht bis mir gesagt wurde das man "right ?" sagt 😅

    • @ktkee7161
      @ktkee7161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "I love the way he doesn't make ? or knows in ? we hate in German is functioning in English ? not." You don't have to speak German to understand German if you speak English.

    • @vornamenachname2858
      @vornamenachname2858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@ktkee7161 i just had a stroke reading that.
      I said something in the lines of: I love the way he says „or“ after some sentences, in the same sense as „oder“ in german. It just doesn’t work in english. When germans say „or“ after a sentence, they usually mean something like: „right?“ or „is it/isn’t it“

    • @ktkee7161
      @ktkee7161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vornamenachname2858 I meant as an English person who has learnt zero German I can still make out a lot of the words. Obviously I guessed some wrong. Gras ist grun ja? (Tuchel still says ja when he means yes which is quite amusing)

  • @benkaczmar
    @benkaczmar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    Timo is such a funny guy. He just seems like he's always just slightly confused or chaotic.

  • @gustirangga5054
    @gustirangga5054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    it seems like even Werner got confused by himself everytime he is talking 😂

  • @sadineholland3299
    @sadineholland3299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I just love him so much, and he's literally funny AF and he doesn't know that

  • @younes-lk5dd
    @younes-lk5dd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    I was crying of laughter when timo made her look like a fool on the rubix cube

    • @saraelmi875
      @saraelmi875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did he literally do it.

    • @younes-lk5dd
      @younes-lk5dd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@saraelmi875 yep

    • @harveysmith5505
      @harveysmith5505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Nag it was edited can’t you tell they skipped it to where it was done

    • @jeao7115
      @jeao7115 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@younes-lk5dd No ahaha, its a cut, also seeing how the story was fake...

    • @younes-lk5dd
      @younes-lk5dd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jeao7115 yh ik I just realised

  • @Ilestar7
    @Ilestar7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    Timo is so personable😂
    I like this guy and hate everyone how hates him.
    Dont make Auge 👁

    • @shivashiva1152
      @shivashiva1152 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i love him and find him funny because everyone starts to making fun of him on pitch 🤣

    • @Tom-qb1rj
      @Tom-qb1rj 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seems a great bloke but he’s been a little annoying on the pitch with his finishing. Hoping he gets it right next year

    • @shivashiva1152
      @shivashiva1152 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Tom-qb1rj he should. he's been on the bench for the last caps so he need to start worry about himself

    • @eazzy8415
      @eazzy8415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Don't make Auge hahahha 😂 das hat mich gekillt

    • @skrrttz
      @skrrttz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haters are nothing. This guy makes more in a week than they do in 5 years. I found it funny yesterday how the media only just realised morata gets online hate, its been going on for years. Timos hate only since he went to chelsea

  • @muhammadarmash382
    @muhammadarmash382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    His driving tips 😭😭😂😂

  • @davidone2219
    @davidone2219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    He has the personality od Thomas Tuchel. I guess that's why he got his place in the team. You just cannot hate him

  • @Lol-wy6ii
    @Lol-wy6ii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    This guy is hilarious😂 and it makes it even funnier that he doesnt even realise

  • @irushyourun8634
    @irushyourun8634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    This guy just says random stuff and is so funny
    "Do you have to cut an onion?"
    "No I don't have to because it is not in my food.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @completely.football1213
    @completely.football1213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Turn it left and right"
    The best advice for a future driver

  • @osvaldoortega6093
    @osvaldoortega6093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “i love your shoes”
    “i love them too”

  • @wissemazzouzi5620
    @wissemazzouzi5620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    He’s so unintentionally funny it’s so jokes🤣

  • @oun7es
    @oun7es 2 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    ‘I just want a normal breakfast’
    ‘A German breakfast?’
    ‘No, a normal breakfast’
    A normal breakfast like-‘
    ‘Like bread
    ‘Cheese’

    • @andrewkrehovetskyy4254
      @andrewkrehovetskyy4254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Bread is bread and cheese and cheese" - A cult legend

    • @oun7es
      @oun7es 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andrewkrehovetskyy4254 the man knows what he wants, whether he or us even know what he wants

    • @andrewkrehovetskyy4254
      @andrewkrehovetskyy4254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@oun7es unfortunately, one of those wants clearly doesn't include staying onside smh

    • @adrianpietrzak4209
      @adrianpietrzak4209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's for sure more normal than scrambled egg with ketchup

    • @MrsNanaBlue
      @MrsNanaBlue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To bring the ketchup in again, my mother and I like to do ketchup on our cheese sandwich.😂

  • @Alpha-gl4fv
    @Alpha-gl4fv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "The pasta situation" 3:55 hahaha

  • @sandybolls7739
    @sandybolls7739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:55 literally me when anything doesn’t go my way

  • @Ok-sl6le
    @Ok-sl6le 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    “What is this?” Had me dying 😂😂