10:41 "Relax, i've done dirtier things than this." Vince is an absolute menace, he knew exactly what he was doing. Imagine getting him on a Cold Ones episode!
They should know Vince's commercials have always been written and directed by comedians. Theo Von was one of his original writers for the SlapChop and ShamWow commercial!
I love how loud sudden noises have the complete opposite affect on each of the lads 😂Max gets all scared and gay and runs away off camera and Chad gets absolutely pumped and starts cheering 😂
21:52 Max shouting "OHH, HE GOIN' XGAMES!" while Chad's feet move at a snail's pace surrounding by broken glass and products thrown on the ground was absolute gold! 😂
My grandmother actually had that automatic lid opener and we inherited it upon her passing, it seems like it actually works but the extra effort to find it, attach it and let it run seems like more time consuming than just opening the lid with my hands lol
@@shabandos perverts target kids bathrooms because they’re pedophiles so the joke is “people are going to buy this and put it in a child’s toilet”. Really gross ideology but made me cry laughing because it caught me off guard LMAO
TONIGHT, ON HOT TWOS CHAD OVER DOSES OVER KETAMIME WHILE CHUGGING A WHOLE GALLON OF BEER, MAX COLLECTS USED CONDOMS, AND SCOTT FORGOT TO EDIT THE WHOLE SHIT.
Being a young man, heavily suffering with depression and s******* thoughts, getting to laugh over your videos really means a lot to me. Keep it up guys, you put a smile on so many peoples faces.
Please don’t end your life ❤ Jesus loves you so much that He died so that you can be saved. You can have peace, hope, and rest in the Lord. ✝️ “Humble yourselves, therefore, under the mighty hand of God so that at the proper time he may exalt you, casting all your anxieties on him, because he cares for you.” 1 Peter 5:6-7 ESV ✝️💜
Love your videos guys, best team on here! I’m sorry about your grandma Chad, mine just got out of the hospital and I’m very happy that she’s back home. It’s hard when I’m so far away. I hope you’re doing well! Sending you love from the states
BRUH. New discovery -- 16:16 I'm pretty sure that's the exact same woman who was in JonTron's video: Food Games (PART 2) (sorry I edited the comment and the cancerous argument in the replies makes no sense now)
cold ones is like the only channel where i rewatch a new video immediately because there's so much funny shit going on and i can be just as entertained the immediate second and third time
Not to be too sentimental but thank you for always making me laugh. I've been so monotone and worn out lately, and these are the few videos that actually get me smiling and laughing out loud. I appreciate you two a lot and I hope you keep making videos together for a long time ^^.
I remember throughout my entire childhood my grandparents had one of those jar openers on top of their fridge still in the package. They said they were waiting to open it until they couldnt open jars anymore. They passed away 2 years ago and never needed the jar opener their entire life.
The air hawk thing is actually good. Different brand, but we have one at work that we use on our trailer that has a leaky tire. Good to have in the car in case you get a low tire and don't want to go to a gas station for the air pump.
Yep, I got the Air Hawk on a discount years ago and it's saved me multiple times. Thing is super handy and works perfect, although a bit slow. I'm fine with it though.
@2:18 Max and Chad that product would not help me to use a mouse since a pen is harder to us for me. I have rheumatoid arthritis and your jokes about arthritis make my day every time ❤️ I would love to do a cold ones episode with you on testing arthritis products.
ill be ordering that stain remover cause I dont know if anyone realized but that shit worked lmaoooo max's shirt actually cleared up where they poured it hahaha
12:43 Zinc/Silver nanoparticles inhibits microorganisms, I'm not sure if it's a good selling point cause most people don't know about it, since it's relatively new technology, but hey doesn't hurt to add it
i fucking love this channel im just so glad it exists in the state it does, im kinda glad covid hit so you guys started having to make videos yourselves without guests because then this channel became something truly amazing, its like the chapter 2 revival of the cancer crew era
I use something like the robo twist due to arthritis and i know a lot of disabled people who use similar products. Just remember guys, if a product seems silly, it might just be for elderly or disabled people! 🤗
Relax, i've done dirtier things than this." Vince is an absolute menace, he knew exactly what he was doing. Imagine getting him on a Cold Ones episode!
I kinda just stumbled onto this channel a couple months ago. It is absolute comedy gold. Who doesn't love Max's unpredicability. You know he's about to smash something or chug something lmao
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My name jeff
LES FUCKING GOOOOOO I FUCKING LOVE THESE GUYS I WAS WATCHING CELEBRITIES DRINK VIDEO
P.S. My name redbelly
Yes
@@kelseymuch854 no
Gimme a grog rn😡😡😡
10:41 "Relax, i've done dirtier things than this." Vince is an absolute menace, he knew exactly what he was doing. Imagine getting him on a Cold Ones episode!
didnt he punch a hooker
Vince from ShamWow on Cold Ones, when?
Scout from TF2 on Cold Ones when?
@@HOTD108_ chicken
Bravo Vince
Max’s ability to chug down any food never ceases to amaze me
It doesn't need to be food, nor edible
@@riccardodellorto4267 like fanta glue
It's almost like the show is also a Mukbang 🤣🤣
except during the intro, where according to the rules of comedy he must dump a quarter can down his shirt.
After vomit cake, everything else is easy for max...
Every cold ones episode is quite literally a masterpiece of aussie pride
Even I feel proud to be an Australian, and im not even from Australia.
I watch from Canada, Ontario. I love the vibes and humour lmaooo its like us but with an accent lol
As an American I'm glad to hear that.
What a fine culture
Agreed, this is the shit that makes me proud to be an Aussie
They should know Vince's commercials have always been written and directed by comedians. Theo Von was one of his original writers for the SlapChop and ShamWow commercial!
This is new to me and cool to know
no
I doubt it. Dude is a pathological liar
If that’s true that’s cool af, love Theo
Apparently Theo Von was in Vince's movie "Inappropriate Comedy" as well
The fact that Vince’s spray actually cleaned Max’s shirt was the best part of this video
Man that moment where Chad said his grandmother has passed was really real. Hope you're okay Chad! Great video.
yeah he was joking about it and everything but you could tell it hurt when he first said it
It was hard to watch after that but respect to the boys for not editing it out
It really changed the mood of the video for me tbh
Yeah same. The video was still funny, but I thought about that the entire video
R.I.P. Chad's grandma
nice one prezolp
bro how tf you comment 16 hours ago ☠️
@@soneyhatesant he has access to the channel it was prolly released yesterday privately for the editing team
Because cold ones also posted a comment from 6 hours ago
I have snake aids otherwise known as Snaids
prezoh is gay
4:57 Chad cleans and re-uses condoms, probably to save the environment. He's a true Chad.
He is The Chad
He is chad
he chad
chad
.
chad’s deadpan “you need counseling” is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen.
Those Vince ads were freaking hilarious! "Relax I've done way dirtier stuff" 😂
And he really has, like beating hookers
I dont know why Max constantly chugging any canned or bottled product is so funny we need a tierlist of "best foods to inhale from a jar"
He’s rooted deep into the comedy system from all the milk chugging
bean
Rich people comedy amirite😋
@@cohandora what does this even mean
@@cohandora other people have more things than me 🎻
Fun fact: If you use a recovery tool on those Mini cameras you can see the depressed Chinese factory workers testing every single camera by hand
Ong?
R u sure
is anybody gonna talk about how that stain remover kinda actually worked on max’s shirt
THANK YOU I was looking for someone who said something because I was thinking the same thing
I was so impressed by that, would definitely buy it if I could get my hands in it.
Bruh ME TOO IT WORKED
Forreal I was amazed thats the type of shit that doesn't Come out haha
lmaoooo it bothered me the whole rest of the video
I’m emotionally invested in the Chad’s Grandma story arc
Grumma
She had arthritis and AIDS
Not much of a story arc. She died. Grandmas tend to do that.
6:32 What a hero, giving the poor fella a drink after its long travel ❤
The fake teeth is one of the hands down funniest things I’ve seen in a long time.
Chad with the them I’m had me in stitches
Had me laughing like a maniac so much so I started snorting through the whole scene and replaying it like 5 times before continuing with the video 😭😭
Laughed so hard that i laughed without breath for 20 seconds
Instant Freddie mercury vibes
MAMAAAAAAAA
17:08 cant believe Jerma FINALLY made a cameo. Glad everyone made it out alive.
I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.
Funny little character
he is a lil fella
🥚🕶
The content I was looking for
I love how loud sudden noises have the complete opposite affect on each of the lads 😂Max gets all scared and gay and runs away off camera and Chad gets absolutely pumped and starts cheering 😂
20:40. "There we go. There we go mate! Easy does it mate. Easy does it MATE!!" As he runs off lol. Makes me laugh every time.
21:52 Max shouting "OHH, HE GOIN' XGAMES!" while Chad's feet move at a snail's pace surrounding by broken glass and products thrown on the ground was absolute gold! 😂
21:50
i died
Rest in Peace to Chads grandma, and thank you for allowing us to have this magnificient human being on our TH-cam recomendations
It's always a good day when cold ones uploads
17:30 That is the best joke Chad has ever made
What is he referencing?
@@godkillgod1 the Queen song. The singers teeth look a bit like the product
@@godkillgod1 Freddy Mercury famously had an overbite. The song he is singing is Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
YES, that and the Forrest Hump one
I lost it completely at that bit
the best bit of the show by far is chad saying something like "hey give this a try" and it cuts to max fucking covered in it
Seeing how completely unhinged Vince Offer is in his commercials just makes me want him to be on a Cold Ones podcast episode
hey maybe we shouldn’t have someone on who beat up a woman so severely she had fractures to her face
@@doodadsdandy it was just a prank bro
@@doodadsdandy she did bite his dick tho
My grandmother actually had that automatic lid opener and we inherited it upon her passing, it seems like it actually works but the extra effort to find it, attach it and let it run seems like more time consuming than just opening the lid with my hands lol
just stick a butterknife under the lid of the can like you would a bottle opener and youll save so much time
you have arthritis?
she really loved yall so little she left you an automatic can opener in het will
@@ruben_0541 maybe she was broke lmaoo
soybot, my strength wanes
8:05 the camera not leaving max absolutely glassed me
Darcy’s acting as all the as seen on TV cleaning products was truly inspiring. Give this man a raise!
RIP chads grandma 🥺❤️ all jokes aside we all love our grandparents.
the new meme of Max getting offered to consume something and then hard cut to him basically drowning in it is pretty epic.
13:35 where max goes “that’s going in a childrens toilet” has me fucking crying
I don't get it
@@shabandos perverts target kids bathrooms because they’re pedophiles so the joke is “people are going to buy this and put it in a child’s toilet”. Really gross ideology but made me cry laughing because it caught me off guard LMAO
@@shabandos bro why not
This is lowkey one of the funniest videos they’ve ever made. This one is gonna end up underrated as hell.
"I think we're falling into the trap of products designed with arthritis again" that's a dope throwback, these lads are a great duo
Rest in peace Chads grandma. Without her we wouldnt have coldones, shes a real one
max laughing like a banshee is still my favorite thing ever
Today on Cold Ones, Chad and Max make mustard gas!! :D
We Did DANGEROUS "Do Not Try At Home" Chemical Reactions
Yaaay mustard!!1!1! ლ(^o^ლ)
TONIGHT, ON HOT TWOS
CHAD OVER DOSES OVER KETAMIME WHILE CHUGGING A WHOLE GALLON OF BEER,
MAX COLLECTS USED CONDOMS,
AND SCOTT FORGOT TO EDIT THE WHOLE SHIT.
The pasta sauce hitting him in the face damn near killed me 🤣🤣
21:31 I really wish I had a friend like Chad, where I can just say "leg?", and they'd be like "leg."
Being a young man, heavily suffering with depression and s******* thoughts, getting to laugh over your videos really means a lot to me. Keep it up guys, you put a smile on so many peoples faces.
Please don’t end your life ❤ Jesus loves you so much that He died so that you can be saved. You can have peace, hope, and rest in the Lord. ✝️
“Humble yourselves, therefore, under the mighty hand of God so that at the proper time he may exalt you, casting all your anxieties on him, because he cares for you.”
1 Peter 5:6-7 ESV ✝️💜
@Amanda Krause Jesus aint make Cold Ones ❗
@@amandakrause9394 Jesus isnt gonna save shit stop forcing religion on people
@@montsombreSE jesus on cold ones podcast
Sexual thoughts?
To be fair, max’s shirt was clean by the end of the video, props to Vince
Love your videos guys, best team on here! I’m sorry about your grandma Chad, mine just got out of the hospital and I’m very happy that she’s back home. It’s hard when I’m so far away. I hope you’re doing well! Sending you love from the states
These as seen on TV ones are the best, always get the best memes out of them
BRUH. New discovery -- 16:16 I'm pretty sure that's the exact same woman who was in JonTron's video: Food Games (PART 2)
(sorry I edited the comment and the cancerous argument in the replies makes no sense now)
IT WAS THE BEST PART OF THE VIDEO 😭😭😭
Lmfaooo literally it was so quick and clever
yes, only you and chad know freddy mercury, one of the most celebrated musicians to ever exist.
idk why but when chad looked in the camera, he reminded me of post malone for a sec and idk why
Nah around 8:20
cold ones is like the only channel where i rewatch a new video immediately because there's so much funny shit going on and i can be just as entertained the immediate second and third time
Love how at 17:02 you can see that it says “one size fits all” below size: small
Every video you make is always something that people love. I'm glad this show exists
New Cold Ones video? Today just got 100 times better
15:27
The Return of the King
8:23 cinematic comedy at it's best
The use of crumby to clean up the glass was very resourceful, I'm impressed
Not to be too sentimental but thank you for always making me laugh. I've been so monotone and worn out lately, and these are the few videos that actually get me smiling and laughing out loud. I appreciate you two a lot and I hope you keep making videos together for a long time ^^.
sameeee
Shut it woman
I remember throughout my entire childhood my grandparents had one of those jar openers on top of their fridge still in the package. They said they were waiting to open it until they couldnt open jars anymore. They passed away 2 years ago and never needed the jar opener their entire life.
Max’s shirt actually came pretty clean !!! That shit was putting in work 🤣
5:46
BRUH
I love Chad’s reaction, even more so by the fact he didn’t realize he said: *Did it just kiss the thing that vacuums dirt?*
The air hawk thing is actually good. Different brand, but we have one at work that we use on our trailer that has a leaky tire. Good to have in the car in case you get a low tire and don't want to go to a gas station for the air pump.
Yep, I got the Air Hawk on a discount years ago and it's saved me multiple times. Thing is super handy and works perfect, although a bit slow. I'm fine with it though.
this was a masterpiece - the quintessential cold ones video. one of your best and that's saying a lot fellas
8:19 the long pause afterwards feels like something straight out of a sitcom
Getting drunk with the Cold Ones is defiantly on the bucket list.
Definetly.
These videos are great and make me feel considerably less depressed
21:36 As seen on TV ads: "why not block both wallsockets?"
Awesome job Darcy playing the drinking problem T-shirt
“It is Chad. It’s on tv. We’re seeing it.”
Straight killed me
Lmao max using the cumby on the broken glass is gold
The teeth bit had me laugh so hard that I'm crying, and I've seen this episode a lot!
Two episodes in two weeks, it’s a Christmas miracle
Max please take care of your health we love you.
Sooner or later they’re gonna release a video that’s just 20 unedited minutes of Max throating random shit from the kitchen and it’s gonna be a banger
@2:18 Max and Chad that product would not help me to use a mouse since a pen is harder to us for me. I have rheumatoid arthritis and your jokes about arthritis make my day every time ❤️ I would love to do a cold ones episode with you on testing arthritis products.
Same
U have ARTHRITIS
Darcy's acting in this is superb!
Getting scammed on fiver really made the guys release two vids so quickly lol
The amount of content you have been putting out lately is pretty crazy. Great work
it’s to pay for the christmas gifts
@@buffnipz ...I was just trying to say something nice
ill be ordering that stain remover cause I dont know if anyone realized but that shit worked lmaoooo max's shirt actually cleared up where they poured it hahaha
This channel is pure chaotic energy and I love it.
12:43 Zinc/Silver nanoparticles inhibits microorganisms, I'm not sure if it's a good selling point cause most people don't know about it, since it's relatively new technology, but hey doesn't hurt to add it
i fucking love this channel im just so glad it exists in the state it does, im kinda glad covid hit so you guys started having to make videos yourselves without guests because then this channel became something truly amazing, its like the chapter 2 revival of the cancer crew era
The editors are goated. This episode was hilarious
Callback to when Max talked about sneaking little swigs of the olive juice in an older video !!!
I use something like the robo twist due to arthritis and i know a lot of disabled people who use similar products. Just remember guys, if a product seems silly, it might just be for elderly or disabled people! 🤗
these videos give me energy to live
You pair crack me and the misses up the teeth we where crying laughing the other time was when max burped and smoke came out brilliant 😂😂😂😂
10:47 it’s funny he said that when you realize that this was his comeback product lmao
Period.
Every video I get more and more concerned for Max’s wellbeing
that tomato paste when Max started chuging on it, it really startled me, and I'm a man of no fear.
Relax, i've done dirtier things than this." Vince is an absolute menace, he knew exactly what he was doing. Imagine getting him on a Cold Ones episode!
21:42 "my legs feel great now" lol
this guys videos are just amazing
It’s crazy to see how far max came from doing “maxmofoe” to this gem.
😂😂😂 ya’ll my favourite people to watch for real
this is by far the funniest cold ones episode you've made yet guys
I kinda just stumbled onto this channel a couple months ago. It is absolute comedy gold. Who doesn't love Max's unpredicability. You know he's about to smash something or chug something lmao
Netflix : are you still watching
Someone's daughter : 10:26
ew
@@ohmygodtheykilledkenny4887😂
14:20 2 PIXELS
7:41 the speed at which Max exits the room once the narrator mentions arthritis had me in stitches 😂He's like "nah. he said it. i'm out" 😂
Scott & Darcee are the dream team
Nothing better then a cold ones video when you gettin drunk
0:14 I feel like Max accidentally and purposely choked on his drink for the intro
Rip in peace to Chad’s grandma, she was taken from us too soon
RIP in peace? Might as well fucking add smh my head!!
R.I.P Chads grandmother
2:00 "I think we're falling into the trap of products designed with arthritis again" that's a dope throwback, these lads are a great duo