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No they were laughing at the context of talking about the product like it was literally "my old balls". That's what Max explained after they started laughing
Honestly same. Had tears welling up in my eyes all morning at work. Luckily I work alone and wear a mask so no one could really tell what was going on. I'm slowly starting to feel better as the day progresses. It's quite alright to feel down sometimes, hope you feel better soon. 🙂
I actually bought that shitty self-propelled treadmill at some point or whatever you call it, exactly like max says it's erratic and you can't walk for shit on it
i was laughing that they thought it was a gimick gadget when sports people actually use them . athletes use foam rollers on the floor and the balls make it so that you dont need to rol on the floor. proof that they never seena gym before
@@myname-mz3lo correct. But they kept an open mind and didn't just shit on everything, they said when they kinda liked certain things. Makes the video even more enjoyable
The astronaut bit is actually true. Thise electroshock devices are used in therapy, for people whocan barely move because they have been bedridden for months - or astronauts whose muscles have completely wasted away in zero gravity. They stimulate your muscles to help you regain strength when you're literally too weak to move on your own. They do not give you a sixpack.
HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear iv
The alphabet mat, ripped shirts, headbands and ONLY as seen on tv products really adds to the whole 'personal trainer ad on Craigslist 4 cheap' feel this video has
I've been watching you guys for years and it makes me feel alot better to know that you are still making videos together it still spins me out you guys use to live close to me
I feel like you could get a lot more out of a single kettlebell than all of these products combined. At least that would make a decent door stop once you stop using it after a week. Great episode though. I felt like a child, in a good way, laughing at myo balls with you. Thanks for that. EDIT: I'll just leave 10:36 here for myself for a later date
Fun medical fact: In neurology they often use small electro shocks on muscles to stimulate them and cause them to flex. So technically you’re working out your muscles if you get continues shocks on them
Don’t they hover with magnetic and electric field around the braincells so EMK is induced thus leading to stimulation of the braincells. They use this as a treatment against dementia
How building muscle works, is you literally shred your muscle fibers so your body will grow more of them back on top of repairing the old ones. Little shocks will not destroy enough muscle fibers to see serious improvement
You guys don't have to go so far to entertain us. We love you to bits regardless. The content you bring us all is so good :) thanks max, Chad and team!
fr, ballpark is not their goal. its bangers all day everyday. doesnt seem sustainable but damn if they can keep it i'm still in. i tune in every week. good comment!!!
SO ... i am sitting there waiting for youtube to tell me when the next episode of cold ones comes out. nop haven't see a notification for 3 months. glad to see you boys back
I'm ashamed to admit that I wanted one of those shakeweights as a kid after watching that Southpark episode making fun of them. Of course my mom wouldn't get one when it was on my Christmas list lol
My high school math teacher got it for the meme and/or menopause. She let us try it. I remember it was a decent workout. I also might’ve done it wrong and injured my arms…
Iv had a shit couple of months. Lost friends due to a troll and have mt name totally dragged through the dirt. But good old Aussie humor makes my bleak and miserable like just that bit better for a few moments and makes me forget about reality for a little while and puts a sorely needed smile on my face. Thanks Max and Chad and the whole Cold Ones team.... you honestly do help people get through rough times
I have only just discovered you guys on TH-cam and you are the highlight of my days 🤣 Thankyou for the much needed laughs. You two lads and your team are great, thankyou lol
Am I the only one who hasn’t gotten my egg merch order fulfilled off of cool shirtz merch? I mean, my mom says I’m special but y’all making me feel left out if I’m the only one not wearing the egg stuffs.
My mom passed away last night and I just wanted to thank y’all so much for making me laugh while I’m down y’all are my favorite TH-camrs love y’all so much ❤️
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Very cool
Aye I like clothes.
Hello!
Cum
sick!
I love how every single items just falls apart if you just lightly push it
First
Just like my nana.
Yeah as seen on TV products are like schoolastic bookfair stuff for adults.
@@steamingpileofspaghetti9755yeah but that stuff was at least a little bit cool
If Chad cant rip a shirt but can destroy someone's product, you know somethings up.
he just puts all his effort to make the product break, he was trying so hard on that powerless treadmill LOL
true
No way dude; it’s THE roach dog jr!
RoachdoggJr moment
@@mace9138 some how chad can run 20kph. thats impressive for someone that large.
I trust Chad with fitness more than i trust any other trainer on this planet
Same
i’d say his fat is more on the medium side
Better than planet fitness to be sure
He should be a trainer for sure
your name is spelled wrong
I love how the makers of that hourglass thing literally just made a shitty corset and tried to market it like some genius alien tech.
That’s what I was thinking, like, this product literally exists and has existed since like the fuckin 1500s
It looks and works exactly like my back brace 😂 just worn backwards 😂😂
i seen this be popular in latin countries but im not sure if its the same
What do you mean bro it made chad normal. Billion dollar idea
@@landonlane8497 i believe corsets may be even earlier,maybe medieval? Around 1300?
Max: “That thing is actually like a torture device.”
Also Max: “I kinda like it!”
he is a masochist confirmed
Them actually dying laughing because the lady says Balls a bunch of time is the funniest thing
First
MY BAALLS
No they were laughing at the context of talking about the product like it was literally "my old balls". That's what Max explained after they started laughing
@@blubehriluv nope
thanks for telling me i didnt know it was funny
can we all just appreciate prezzo and his editing prowess. adds so much to these videos.
was looking for this comment, this ep in particular it is just next level
prezoh*
@@migurushii941 apologies prezoh
@@joehenshall8735 follow him on Twitter :^)
4:13
been one of the worst days I’ve had in months, this made it so much better. Thanks max & chad
sending much love & positivity to you!!! i hope your days get better
YAGMI
enjoy the next 45 minutes😈
You a bady nina ditch your boy daxter for me
Honestly same. Had tears welling up in my eyes all morning at work. Luckily I work alone and wear a mask so no one could really tell what was going on. I'm slowly starting to feel better as the day progresses. It's quite alright to feel down sometimes, hope you feel better soon. 🙂
maxs “IM GOING WIRELESS” when he was running on the treadmill was probably the funniest thing i’ve seen
I actually bought that shitty self-propelled treadmill at some point or whatever you call it, exactly like max says it's erratic and you can't walk for shit on it
Mr Bones I want to get off your wild ride
Can you repeat that in English?
What?
@@Rutherf0rdBHayes simmer down
Daniels on Cold Ones podcast when???
I would sell my organs to have an hour version of Max and Chad laughing their asses off at the Myoballs product
😂💯
all of them?
@@blindi6326 nah just his Myoballs
That’s the kinda content you get on the Patreon
7:38 at 0.25 playback speed
When he breaks the disc and a piece hits Yuri, you can see a look of sheer panic on Max's face and Chad just laughs lmao
That's Yuri
Chads laugh hayhaha hayaha
@@themarkham123 hahhaha yeah Chad's laugh i cant take it xDDD
who’s yuri
@@sforbesgocka yuri tarded
goteem
Max and Chad cackling at the Myo Ball advert made my day.
First
i was laughing that they thought it was a gimick gadget when sports people actually use them . athletes use foam rollers on the floor and the balls make it so that you dont need to rol on the floor. proof that they never seena gym before
@@myname-mz3lo correct. But they kept an open mind and didn't just shit on everything, they said when they kinda liked certain things. Makes the video even more enjoyable
@@myname-mz3lo next product, myo shafts
The astronaut bit is actually true. Thise electroshock devices are used in therapy, for people whocan barely move because they have been bedridden for months - or astronauts whose muscles have completely wasted away in zero gravity. They stimulate your muscles to help you regain strength when you're literally too weak to move on your own. They do not give you a sixpack.
13:46 Max's face of terror as he says "that thing is a torture device" got me
Finally! The boys are back to bring us the best content they can conjure.
HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear iv
What? Where'd they go? Seems like a regularly scheduled upload to me.
I literally said FINALLY A NEW VID
@@gaybrahamlinkoln5714 It just feels like an eternity between Cold ones episodes, it's the content I most look forward to.
Finally, the boys are black
The alphabet mat, ripped shirts, headbands and ONLY as seen on tv products really adds to the whole 'personal trainer ad on Craigslist 4 cheap' feel this video has
You should of put a heart rate monitor on Chad for this one 😂🤣
That's an amazing idea lmaoo
Should have
I love the videos like this where you guys both seem to be high energy and in a good mood.
I wasted my entire work day because I just discovered these guys and binge watched 7 hours of content… love that for me. Love that for y’all too.
I'm literally crying from laughing so hard at the My Balls product
Same im fucking dying
Are you guys like 11?
@@DOC_951yes
Chads gonna be ripped if there’s a part 2
When Chad was freaking out with the zappers on his arms I was freaking out, that might be one of the funniest things I’ve seen in my life
hahah try playing it at 0.25
So this is where the Rowan Bean tat comes from
10:46 That foreshadowing
hearing "Chad, you fell off you fat bitch" within the first minute brings healing to my soul. Love this show.
9:05 might be the most intense face i've ever seen Max make. Nothing but malicious and murderous intent behind those eyes.
First
Wtf seeing how easily the sleeves came off after I just ordered that shirt
You can copy his look
I've been watching you guys for years and it makes me feel alot better to know that you are still making videos together it still spins me out you guys use to live close to me
Max on that first bike got me feeling some type of way..
I feel like you could get a lot more out of a single kettlebell than all of these products combined. At least that would make a decent door stop once you stop using it after a week.
Great episode though. I felt like a child, in a good way, laughing at myo balls with you. Thanks for that.
EDIT: I'll just leave 10:36 here for myself for a later date
Oh yeah? I triple dog dare you to use the kettle bell as a cheek bone definer
I think My Balls would make a decent doorstop.
Fun medical fact: In neurology they often use small electro shocks on muscles to stimulate them and cause them to flex. So technically you’re working out your muscles if you get continues shocks on them
Don’t they hover with magnetic and electric field around the braincells so EMK is induced thus leading to stimulation of the braincells. They use this as a treatment against dementia
If it's not causing hypertrophy it's not doing anything, just flexing
Homie muscle fibers have to actually BREAK to rebuild lmaooo hypertrophy is all ur gettin
How building muscle works, is you literally shred your muscle fibers so your body will grow more of them back on top of repairing the old ones. Little shocks will not destroy enough muscle fibers to see serious improvement
8:40 cristiano ronaldo mustve been really hurtin for money
Can we take a moment to appreciate Prezoh's editing skills
You're watching a pair of australians laughing at the word balls and you're laughing
Chad dying everytime the lady said "myoballs" was amazing
@@tolvoy8071 who shit in your cereal
@@tolvoy8071 Redditor alert
I’ve been waiting for more as seen on tv products for so long
They should do a fan mail where they ask for the weirdest stuff people can find.
they done that, I can't remember if they specifically asked for weird stuff, but they got weird stuff.
So many people are going to send a small piece of radioactive material as a joke, that it’ll add up to an actual lethal amount of radiation.
@@M..J.. That's actually fucking scary.
Rogelio Rocha i wanna meet cleo
@@M..J.. Someone watched supermega 😁
The “Pat” and “Pending” definition on the screen made my day
The origin of "Rowan Bean" for the tattoo video lmao.
It's always a good day when you have a new Cold Ones video with a cold one!
You guys don't have to go so far to entertain us. We love you to bits regardless. The content you bring us all is so good :) thanks max, Chad and team!
fr, ballpark is not their goal. its bangers all day everyday. doesnt seem sustainable but damn if they can keep it i'm still in. i tune in every week. good comment!!!
Speak for yourself
The editor deserves a grammy
Twomad
8:04 Max just really had a thought like „okay let me do the gayest thing possible rn”
6:25 I actually blushed a little when max made those faces 😳💀😂
16:05 - this feels like a throwback to the eggnog-treadmill - challenge on the maxmoefoe - channel.. the good ol' times :').
9:24 That’s a funny little character. I like that
A little guy
Max: That thing is actually like a torture device... I kinda like it
Chad: Yeah me too.
Me: What?
6:28
SO ... i am sitting there waiting for youtube to tell me when the next episode of cold ones comes out. nop haven't see a notification for 3 months. glad to see you boys back
i found you guys last week and have binged watched every one of your videos. you guys are literally the funniest, please post more!!!
the jerma photo of him holding a small dog HELP 9:19
I'm ashamed to admit that I wanted one of those shakeweights as a kid after watching that Southpark episode making fun of them. Of course my mom wouldn't get one when it was on my Christmas list lol
My high school math teacher got it for the meme and/or menopause. She let us try it. I remember it was a decent workout. I also might’ve done it wrong and injured my arms…
@@skrrt-skrrt Watch these things blow up in popularity again from this video 🙃
Had a really bad week, but it always makes things better when coldones uploads a video. Thank you guys, for being with us in these rough times.
caught covid, but this has made going through it wayyyy better love you two
now chad will have a sixpack in no time
Thanks Max & Chad for this video!
It’s really amazing to see more on the channel, and honestly I need a laugh or two this year!
“Stop I can’t feel my hands” the shear panic in his voice ahahahahahha
something about max in his lil improvised workout outfit is...doing something for me lmao
Iv had a shit couple of months. Lost friends due to a troll and have mt name totally dragged through the dirt.
But good old Aussie humor makes my bleak and miserable like just that bit better for a few moments and makes me forget about reality for a little while and puts a sorely needed smile on my face. Thanks Max and Chad and the whole Cold Ones team.... you honestly do help people get through rough times
is max wearing his shorts from that one episode where they buy 6,000$ of ads from facebook
I really like how they took the time to spell out c*m on the carpet toy thingy.
"I'm going wireless" - Max pulling apart the treadmill while running... Killed me
I know you guys are gonna sell a new merch for myOballs like you did with the Eggwave guy. I KNOW YOU WILL!!
Whoever edits these please know I fucking love you
Watching this made me feel like I was back in 2016 again. I’m happy
At 3:30 I legit thought I was tripping out when her face started moving
Watching Chad and Max start twitching while they talk about how they enjoy electric shocks is fucking gold
This was Max’s subtle attempt at getting Chad to work out
Max: it’s like a torture device
Also Max: I kind of like it
I have only just discovered you guys on TH-cam and you are the highlight of my days 🤣
Thankyou for the much needed laughs. You two lads and your team are great, thankyou lol
You been under a rock for the past decade?
11:58 Lmao I suffer from plantar fasciitis and Chad saying it sounds sexual killed me
16:10 "I'm going wireless"
HAHAHAHAHA
You know the product is good when these two literally said "good" and actually approving them lmao
No one asked
@@rutheruthas5441 I asked actually.
Legitimately one of the best channels on TH-cam right here
if you told someone that Cold Ones has an nsfw Patreon they might not believe you at first
Oh my god, such perfect timing. I'm not feeling too well and this video came out at the perfect time. Y'all are awesome.
i’m so in love with Max it’s not even funny-
Max could call me an a ableist or homophobic slur and I'd thank him
@@angelnetworks EXACTLY!!
I laughed so hard when Chad did the “LETS FUCKING GO” Bc of the edit of the shaky cam and his voice 💀
Chad out here forgetting Google Lens exists and Prezoh be profiting from it.
two drunk men laughing about the word "ball". I want more of this content
This is where chad wakes up the next day feeling endorphins from being sore, gets addicted to exercise, and becomes a textbook “chad”
4:40 HOLY SHIT, CHADNORMAL!
yuri is so funny 😭
Chad and Max I’ve never felt more motivated to not work out 🙌🏽
Prezoh's editing is genuinely amazing
Please never stop making videos! You guys are hilarious I kept having to skip the video back because I was laughing so hard
11:43 that’s quality Prezo edit
4:45 like a scene straight outta the Simpsons
Am I the only one who hasn’t gotten my egg merch order fulfilled off of cool shirtz merch? I mean, my mom says I’m special but y’all making me feel left out if I’m the only one not wearing the egg stuffs.
Two butterflies fighting be like
Yous dying of laughter from the MyOBalls lady is a mood
My mom passed away last night and I just wanted to thank y’all so much for making me laugh while I’m down y’all are my favorite TH-camrs love y’all so much ❤️
It's almost time for a new boys, it's been 3 weeks
Chad freaking out when he couldn’t move his hands was the funniest thing I’ve seen this year 😭😭😭😭
It just turned 2022 you’ll find something funnier
@@chatman4998 still haven’t seen anything funnier
@@milkep7544 sad
@@milkep7544what about now in 2023?
Did I just get put on a Michael Reeves machine? I spit out my drink laughing
You guys should try a haunted house
it could be very fun.
Yes
Yes
Like, real question here: Have chad actually really lost some weight?. in that case i am so happy for him :)
I hope so
It’s just the magic of a good girdle
Him and max both talked about how they’re both tryna be healthier on the patreon!!
He's been on the How2Basic 6-pack regime ever since that video and it's slowly working
6:06 Chad's belly speaking morse code
For a split second I thought the alphabet floor was a twister mat... the memories flooded back 😢
this has gotta be one of my fav cold ones vids