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in this hand I have the red pill 🔴 with this you'll use code "coldones" for 10% off @ bit.ly/codecoldones and your life will get a lot cooler.
in this hand I have the blue pill 🔵 take this and you'll never be cool and you'll keep living a lie wearing your ugly clothing.
idk where I am going with this, just buy the drip.
Give me the pill.
🔵 pill please
I will be on your show someday
I’ll take the red pill it’ll make my birthday more fun
Morpheus Is that you?!
the funniest thing about the chat with megan is that they can see chad typing before he even sends the message, companies do that so they can respond faster, so she (or he) saw all of the shit they wrote then deleted
Im crying at this fact omg
I wonder if Megan seen this video
@@ChicoReallyChilly i sincerely fucking hope so and am combing the comments.
This is hilarious if true
I feel like that kind of shit should be made known to people, feels kinda wrong.
I hope the Megan ark goes full circle, and she appears on the show as a guest appearance.
I see you
@@yannic7399 yes
To fully complete the ark, Chad has to marry her
Now THAT would be epic!
Arc
Finally, $250 piece of wood
already bought 5 of em
not funny
high
@@capekraken2672 didn't laugh
Ill have 4 please
29:03 with Chad having the iron neck pulling him backwards towards the door and Max’s chain rings getting caught on the light fixture, the entire scene looks like an at-home Saw trap they both managed to get themselves stuck in
😂 bruh I got the same chaotic vibe
“That was the last package btw” “nah let’s keep going”
ʰᵉˡᵖ ᵐᵉ ᶜʰᵃᵈ
Let be honest... they would 100% be the ones to just stumble into a Saw trap
Someone needs to add saw music and a timer and it be perfect
best episode of the teletubbies yet thank you to the joji team for putting this one together
get cold ones on astari !
didnt expect u here
astarii
Woah, I listen to music on your channel
Yo
I love how max went from putting his hands in rat traps and lit candles (the deadly twister vids) to being afraid of balloons popping
PTSD lmao
Don’t forget his foot.
Surprised that it healed.
@@SlyHikari03 what happened to his foot? im not very informed on all of his older stuff
@@redmonkey477 Well, there was this rat trap... deadly twister 2 was a great video
Haa yaa XD now that u point out!
I unironically like Max with the matrix glasses lol actually a fire fit
The only good item
You mean this fit? 26:50
@@pheethee3018 EEEYHEEEE
Remember when this used to be a podcast?
Now it's the inside of an insane asylum.
So the show hasn't changed much keep up the good work!
I reckon with how strict the Covid restrictions are in Australia, they had to switch it up since it would be almost impossible to get guests.
@@xKrypto98x Wouldn't want the cops coming over to the office to beat them with night sticks, shoot some dogs and pepperspray 12 year olds (for their health and safety of course).
@poisoned_mercury Sleepycabin was kinda obvious because of your Roachdogg jr. pfp.
@@G-Mastah-Fash i'm pretty sure Aussie's cops ain't that brutal . . . . . . .
. . . . . . hopefully
They actually were really smart to change it up with covid restrictions being so crazy, not being able to have guests on, their content is getting great views
Chad: "I actually like these vegetarian ones.... no homo"
Max: "chad.." LMFAO
@koiun dwrru they've been famous since early youtube day bro!
15:25
Max somehow threw that into the foreground. the editing is fucking nuts
I agree that the editing is good but this is relatively easy to do with after effects. You roto the box thing and put it in a new layer. Then animate it falling.
"I actually like this vegetarians ones... no homo" got me laughing so bad
Dude same!! xD my fucking face started hurting from laughing so hard
Same bro, I’m so using that
i was looking for this comment 🤣🤣
I DONT UNDERSTAND THE JOKE SOMEONE HELP
@@ac.runnnn its joking that being vegetarian makes you gay
Oh my god. Chad becoming a Zelda boss at the end was hysterical.
Seeing max hold back laughing at Chad mispronounced "incense" was great lmao
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while thanks boys!
Did you piss your pants? If so, can I buy them? Thanks - Alec
@@Alec_Reaper Alec?
@@maverickmills1856 yes, clearly: alec
@@Alec_Reaper a lil. you want em? jkjk ... unless
@@jasliketheflower even after all these years the boys still got it lmao, now imagine with Ian and George
This was the best customer support ever. I hope megan gets a promotion.
She works for a company that sells cheap garbage.. I hope she goes on a date with me
@@NYC_Goody you are down horrendous bro
@@bopa3933 Damn dawg..you right
@@NYC_Goody acceptance is the first step to recovery
@@fourdeep6561 at least not for the customer
It's like Good Mythical Morning but scuffed
And instead of daily uploads, it’s whenever.
But funny*
Yup
Fax
no it much better because gmm just shoving food now lol 🤣
The fact that max is vegan but will literally put almost anything in his mouth is hilarious
He knows that almost anything is better than being vegan lmao
i think it's literally anything, not almost. back in the edgy content era of youtube anyway
@@vaelxn Yep, along with the "cakes" I saw a clip from a livestream where he literally drank alcohol from a bottle he found on the street.
Vegetarian not vegan, know the difference
Doesn’t matter if he doesn’t eat it. Vegan, put a whole piece of raw steak in ya mouth then spit it out.
Chad swinging the iron neck around his head is a fucking dark souls boss
I fucking lost it in that part
@@Bariudol yeah me too that shit was hilarious
HAHAHAHAH SOMEONE NEEDS TO EDIT THAT IN
It's funny how obsessed they are with the "finally" meme
I was in my chemistry lab and I held up my sidearm flask and said "Finally... Chug Jug" before I realized nobody knows what the fuck I'm talking about
@@theunscgrunt4839 you makin meth in there?
@@Twixmix16 They don't let us make meth in college
Sadge
@@theunscgrunt4839 college is full of losers then, thank God I never went, gotta get back to making meth.
Chad and Max literally are personified versions of my braincells when deciding to buy useless shit
28:53 im literally crying i paused it and chads face has me in actual tears
The conversation with Megan was the most entertaining thing you guys have ever uploaded, plz bring her back
Reminds me when they got their Uber Eats driver to do a challenge with them
@@dylnm that was great also, but i do miss there drunk podcast they used to do with guests....
@@reggiexp69 me too, I miss the podcast so fucking bad man :,(
it was funny, but it definitely wasn't the funniest thing they've done
Some idiot savant shit making friends w companies like this by accident
Watch them sponsor
Chad swinging the Iron Neck around himself is the final boss of the Cold Ones office
When you trigger his second phase he's on fire and more belligerent.
I hope megan has a great life that was funny af
Holy shit. Chad's face when he was pulling away from Max with the Iron Neck on was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Incredible.
Timestap
@@chatman4998 28:50
The segment with talking to Megan was hilarious, can we get her on the podcast?
This
si
What podcast
Can we get a podcast?
They were actually just Prezoh
I love how chad is just wearing the watch after the transition and it’s not brought up lmao
I also love how he has a Pixel not even an iPhone I think?
Ez tax deduction
I like how their keeping the spirit of 2015-2017 yt alive
to this day they still put out content this good. Max and chad are an inspiration to aussie kids everywhere and still going strong into their middle age
They're in their 20s, dude. lmao
@@MariusiDZ honestly the way these two live their lives, they might as well be classified as middle age lol
@@MariusiDZ no max is 45 years old and chad is 42
ayo is that chad from joji
7:53
Lmao, "do people still play Runescape?" Part got me laughing. People never stop playing runescape they just take a very long break.
Megan is definitely the best customer support chat person I've ever seen.
I hope no idiot supervisor of hers decided to use that chat transcript as something to scold her for, given it wasn't extremely robotic like the standard M.O. Good on you, Meg; always act like a real human and don't let a corpo tell you otherwise.
@@Skeletonizer1200 It’s so much more engaging when the customer support can just be free to act like an actual person, if I was the boss I’d have encouraged my other workers to feel free to engage more with the customers
It's not even a game anymore, it's a torture device. Jagex destroyed the game completely
Nah I can confirm I’m never playing that dog shit again
@@Skeletonizer1200 Not the case, all our customer support is like this, we don't have a script. But thanks!
Everytime Max starts looking like hes gonna vomit I'm violently thrown into hair cake flashbacks.
Fuck man don't bring that up
Really? Vomit cake got me harder
@@ShakSaintTiger if we're being honest they all run into one another for me. Can't tell the difference at this point of time
@@calicocow1126 I think of his old milk challenge videos
Instantly
I’ve been playing RuneScape since 2004 and having these dudes consistently making RS jokes makes my heart happy. I have a RS tattoo on my arm, that’s how dedicated I am 😂
the fact that most of these are probably 80% cheaper on aliexpress is hilarious
Yeah because those are dropschipping products
Halo dropship
rings and chargers barely cost 10$ on ali lol. felt terrible watching them spend money
most? you mean *all,* right?
@@1970DAH besides the beef snacks, but even that could probably be made at home for 5x less the price.
"Maxmoefoe from MaxmoefoePokemon and Chad from Joji" - The fat dude from Joji 2021-
I've never experienced customer support that impressive
"That was the last package by the way"
Chad: no lets keep going
Would love to play DnD with Max he seems like the only person true my able to play a true chaotic character 😂
Megan C. is my favorite cold ones character so far
What a legend!
But what about that funny little egg character? Come on, it has glasses on
Megan can C deez nuts
Cold ones cinematic universe
22:46 oh no! Our table! It’s broken!
Wherever Megan is, she is not getting paid enough. What a queen.
I can see that website getting more traffic just from people trying to contact Megan via help chat lol
Woman
Nice try, Megan’s alt.
What a legend to find out of the blue, just one of those things
@@liamalcantara1485 M*n
29:35 the final boss
Jokes and memes aside, Chad lost some pretty good weight. Way to go Chad!!
Cap
Cap
Cap
Baseball cap
no cap im proud of him
Chad makes everything in his hands a fucking weapon
"I'M IN LOVE WITH MEGAN!" I'm dying!
13:58"Supah Gay Look" Activated!
Look at that funny little character
lil egg fella
that is a funny little character
What is that lil character right there?
HOW DO YOU KEEP GETTING THAT?! IT WAS ACROSS THE FOOKIN COUNTER!
The editing has no right being this good. So many little things you could miss.
the megan chat had me giggling like a moron. it was so good
Max’s 88rising appearance was epic.
26:44 the kid in the booth next to you when you just tryna mind your business at denny’s
I haven't laughed this hard at Max and Chad, since the glory days of Deadly Twister and Hair Cake.
Good shit boys 👌
Nah you tweaking you gotta watch their other videos they’re the funniest
Chad in a continuous cycle of pain is oddly amusing, and I vote he trains for the pain olympics or to be a stuntman. We just need Max to break a chair over Chads back. Chad Sampson
Jesus Christ this is like my 4th time watching this and every fucking time they open the head thing at the end I cry laughing. Thank you Max and Chad for this timeless content, fucking love you guys.
Prezoh, edit in, “FINALLY, BLUE SMIRNOFF” top and bottom text.
SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear lar
@@AxxLAfriku oh hey axxl didn't expect to see you this deep in here
@@AxxLAfriku the legend replied to my comment let’s go
Oh man. It started out kinda painful seeing all those prices but then they just went hog wild. Crazy bastards. This is why I love this channel
"World Health Organization."
Chad: "Can we buy that?"
Lmfao
After watching many episodes of cold ones, im like 90% sure at this point that the set is just a simulation. Theres no way they havent destroyed it beyond repair by now.
Cold Ones: coming to you live from the Holo-Deck
23:16
Remember kids, fire is hot.
Yo the editor deserves more attention and love his edits are purely the best I’ve seen, great video guys
Yea
Prezoh
@@ashphyxiated huh?
@@Wessex85 editor name prezoh big praise for prezoh
Oh okay thanks yeah that man is dope
Chad: We are buying stuff from ads | Most of the video: I’m talking to Meg
I fucking cracked up when he starts swinging the Iron Neck around and the boss music from Ocarina of Time started. Lmao
These guys deserve all the success. Out here living their best life. Must be an empowering feeling
After brutally torturing each other and eating LITERAL vomit cake, they deserve infinite money.
Meg needs to be a guest on the show
Idk why but at 26:49 my brain really decided to produce some dopamine when Max said “eeeyyEEEAAEE 🥴🥴🥴” and did his little dancey dance
Glad we could witness your first moment of happiness in a while Jason :)
Thank
I legit thought the customer support was a bot, but it's just fantastic. 10/10.
Idk why but i was cry laughing the entire episode, this shit was gold
same, I had to pause it a few times
@@beatpoetdj so many gems
As a lesbian, I'm trying so hard to look like a 'super gay' everywhere I go all the time and here Max is, doing it effortlessly.
I love how you people always feel the need to make sure everyone knows your preference, even though no one cares. You’re not special
@@austins.2495 It's called 'friendly sharing', you dogmatic bigot twit, you don't know what other people care about haha, fucking stop it you troll
@@austins.2495 damn
@@austins.2495the joke was that shes gay and that she "trys" to look "super gay". Im trying to say that shes referring to the joke in the video. Way to be a party pooper Austin
@@austins.2495 it was a joke😭
after all these years i genuinely think max enjoys vomiting or has a fetish deep down
I bet that reflex or whatever it’s called gets triggered really easily
These guys edit so perfectly for drunk/stoned viewers and it’s the best thing ever
The conversation with megan was the funniest shit i've seen in a minute
19:46
Hey, that’s pretty blue
I’m lookin for my man callbacks
If Chad typed buying gf 200 gp he would've been irresistible to meg
Dorgesh kaan.
Chad really misread chief twice with probably months inbetween. Very representative.
Chad really said “incest” kit instead of “Incense “ dying 😂😂😂
“I can put my fin............dice in there!”
🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
The Zelda boss music when Chad starting whipping the iron neck around had my laughing so hard 🤣
And people wonder why dark souls would be fun… 29:26
Just look how Max reacts!
That’s all I have to say.
The ocarina of time battle music while chad was swinging the iron neck made me burst out laughing
Chad getting popped multiple times by the resistance bands was hilarious. And what made it even more hilarious was how he kept fucking with em' anyway
I've been in the hospital and rehab and your guy's videos were the best thing to come back to I love you guys❤️
Shit, I used to watch them too during rehab.. Have been dealing with opioid addiction for 16 years, tho I have stopped using couple of times, longest break before atm was 8 months, but then I started it all over again when shit has hit the fan and I got too depressed and didn't really know how to handle it, just wanted the "easy way" out of it.. which actually is just harder in the long run... I hope you stay clean, I have been clean for almost one and a half years now! 👊
If I bought every dumb ad I ever saw, I would have three closets full of Coolshirtz clothing
Chad with the iron neck spinning around is almost as fearsome as the hardest of souls bosses 🤣🤣
I literally love these vids. So stupidly funny. My belly hurts
We must find Megan and bring her on the podcast, it's only fair
23:50 Max came out looking like a villain from Tokyo Revengers
Zelda boss music never fails to make me laugh. Whoever decided that is a legend!
Whenever I see a new cold ones video drop and I don't have beer in that moment, I will go to the store to get them, skull at least 3, then click play. Love you guys, don't ever change! I'd love to party with you guys.
Parasocialite
@Jack dude just doing what he enjoys, if he likes chugging one back while watching max and chad i see nothing wrong with it
@Jack eh I think that's a reach. If he was caring about what they did offline and invested in their personal lives I would say yeah but dude is just enjoying a vid from them while chugging a beer don't see how that's parasocial in the way that dream fans are.
People saying parasocialite like if they cared for him, let the buddy enjoy his time man, I'll drink to that
@Jack Thats a big generalisation
18:39 “don’t take this from me. I love this hippie shit” 😭😭😭 he was so genuinely excited
I've always wondered, do australians like, understand how funny their accent is? Like do they ever ham it up for comedic effect? or is it just naturally hilarious sounding to someone that isn't australian
These guys do speak daft outer city suburb Australian. There are many regional accents all with their own humorous quirks! No ham just cheese and tomato on this toasty.
“I’ll send you the linen cloth icon”.
“Do you think any other human being has ever said that sentence?”
That entire customer service chat was lit. GOALZ
chad falling for megan was actually funny. thanks for making me laugh :)
Prezoh is THE god of editing
this is the only thing that consistently makes me laugh until i feel sick.
25:47 when that Copenhagen Wintergreen hitting just right
28:00 the Iron neck is to train endurance and strenght in the neck. The most well known application of such training is probably by F1 drivers who have to train their necks for the G-Forces when driving.
Whatever man
holy shit the iron neck has me in fucking tears😂😂😂
“What do the instructions say besides abusing” made me laugh so hard
14:41 i love this bit.