Last year my preschooler made his own story titled “Sex.” Apparently the book was filled with made up words featuring the letter x (it was the letter they were learning about that week in pre-K). His little voice innocently asking my husband again and again what the title said was one of the funniest moments of my life. 🤣
That is the most accurate drawing I have ever seen of dolphins my entire life. No joke, dolphins are actually dicks. When I went to Hawaii, I did a manta dive & there were these dolphins that kept playing around us & at first, we thought it was cute but then we realized that they had found a sea urchin & was playing with it as if it were a toy. Those bullies were torturing the poor little urchin! Dolphins, they’re dicks of the ocean.
When my son was six, we went to a parents' evening, where we got the chance to look through our kid's schoolbooks. In one of them, there was a two-page spread of drawings with the title "My Favourite Moments This Year." There was the usual sort of pictures, like his birthday party, going to Butlins, etc... and then, about halfway down the second page, a very detailed drawing of him digging a grave (complete with coffin and a tombstone with a cross on it.) Nope, we have no idea how, why or where that came from, but apparently it was a highlight for him at some point...! (Clandestine school project of some sort, maybe?)
peach/spud sounds like it's either the cute nicknames for a couple from georgia and idaho or something a straight couple would put on a gender reveal cake. "is it a peach or a spud?"
@@insertcheesypunhere Is it a GIRL or a BOY? Let's find out by releasing the world's biggest GLITTER BOMB or firing a 100 SEMI-AUTOMATIC MACHINE GUNS INTO THE SKY so you can all CREEP ON OUR UNBORN CHILD'S GENITALS!
i mean... to be fair, there's some evidence out there that 'feet' was an innuendo when people wrote about jesus' time. that last picture may not have been as wrong as we think lmao
Jamie's reaction to Shaaba's pun at 6:15 really has the same energy as me being hit with one too many jokes from my partner Needless to say, the second-hand embarrassment was there
Oh, get a folder or 17 ready! That fridge can only hold so much! We always pick like the top 3-5 at a time for fridge honors and the rest have to be archived (or displayed elsewhere)
Can I just remind people of the face Jamie makes at the beginning of the video?? He looks like he's scared but also in love at the same time and it's so hilarious
aaaawwwwww. I knew from the start this would be wholesomely funny. Ah the cute and yet hilarious innocence. just gotta love it. And have it preserved in all wonderful children as long as possible. ADORABLE 🥰
decided to watch this on a study break in the library. i couldn't stop giggling and it's exam/deadline season so the people around me probably hate me right now. but it was worth it
I rarely lol watching videos. Normally I'll chuckle a bit or smile, but you know it's good when I full on guffaw like I did with this video. I love Jamie and Shaaba so much. They never fail to make me smile.
Just a reminder Trans fems, you look pretty and I hope you have a good day Trans mascs, you look handsome and I hope you have a good day People outside the binary, you look positively perplexing and I hope you have a good day Xenogender people and non dysphoric trans people, your gender is valid and I hope you have a good day Allys, I can’t tell you how much the little things mean and I hope you have a good day (If this made your day please let me know it means a lot)
Shaaba I recently saw something that made me think of you/a segment on your channel! It was a pregnancy announcement. "Daddy's good at a lot of things, but pulling out isn't one of them." Then something like being the 4th child or so. Possibly worse than that were the amount of likes and 😂 it was getting. 🤦♀️
That last one reminds me of something I probably drew in Catachism (basically after school bible study for Catholic kids). I'm pretty sure that this is just something I drew as a silly little 8 year old
I've seen that first one so many times 🤣 It went viral, and keeps popping up every now & then. That last one is just wrong. Actually bordered on making me very uncomfortable. However, I knew that there would be a good/funny punchline, because it's you, Shaaba.
Not a drawing but something my kid brain did. I got a plush turtle and I named it turd (it was supposed to be turt). My sister's friend tricked me into yelling turd to prove I loved my plush so I yelled how I loved turd and I kiss turd every night. My sister's friend wasn't allowed to visit again until she apologized
This makes me think of a Disney princess coloring book in which my little brother very innocently wrote "I ❤balls" on Cinderella's ballgown
Was he talking about like Soccer balls or-?
@@juliaharris1431 He was talking about dances
@@jaynaneeya ahh. I suppose it makes sense on Cinderella's gown.
Pffffft
omgg xD
Out of Context Jamie: “The legs look like pubes.”
Lkl
As someone who saw this before having watched the video, I can confirm it sounds really weird
Quote of the Day: “I’ve never seen a smiling penis.”
Idk I’m a fan of “Jesus is a dolphin in the dolphinarium”
Shaaba: “They are the snakes, of the dicks, of the dolphins, of the sea!”
I have truly never heard a better description in my life !👌😂😂
I read this before I watched the video and let me say, I am thoroughly concerned 😂😂
That's my favorite saying now lol
Of the hand-washing drawing, my husband said, "That's Jesus giving the Hulk a hand job." 🤣💀
Omfg your husband is amazing
Last year my preschooler made his own story titled “Sex.” Apparently the book was filled with made up words featuring the letter x (it was the letter they were learning about that week in pre-K). His little voice innocently asking my husband again and again what the title said was one of the funniest moments of my life. 🤣
Tell them that it spells six in Swedish :)
Jamie: “Dickettes, like rockets!”
I freaking WHEEZED!!!!
I remember that one segment on ‘This Morning’ which had children creating art that looks high-key sus and had Phil and Holly in splits 😂
That is the most accurate drawing I have ever seen of dolphins my entire life. No joke, dolphins are actually dicks. When I went to Hawaii, I did a manta dive & there were these dolphins that kept playing around us & at first, we thought it was cute but then we realized that they had found a sea urchin & was playing with it as if it were a toy. Those bullies were torturing the poor little urchin! Dolphins, they’re dicks of the ocean.
Orcas will use porpoises like beach balls.
Dolphins use sea urchins to get high...
Damn😯
I know-
This was awesome!! Kids don’t just say the darndest things, they draw the darndest things!!
When my son was six, we went to a parents' evening, where we got the chance to look through our kid's schoolbooks. In one of them, there was a two-page spread of drawings with the title "My Favourite Moments This Year." There was the usual sort of pictures, like his birthday party, going to Butlins, etc... and then, about halfway down the second page, a very detailed drawing of him digging a grave (complete with coffin and a tombstone with a cross on it.) Nope, we have no idea how, why or where that came from, but apparently it was a highlight for him at some point...! (Clandestine school project of some sort, maybe?)
😂 They're deffo making the kids go graverobbing to get all those gold teeth.
😂 They're
I’m here because I saw Shaaba on Jamie’s Channel and I was in splits watching my favourite Peach-Spud Power Couple be casually hilarious.
peach/spud sounds like it's either the cute nicknames for a couple from georgia and idaho or something a straight couple would put on a gender reveal cake. "is it a peach or a spud?"
@@insertcheesypunhere oy, please don't give The Straights (tm) any ideas! 😳
@@missnaomi613 nothing i can say can be worse than what they come up with on their own. at least peach/spud sounds halfway cute.
@@insertcheesypunhere fair enough.
@@insertcheesypunhere Is it a GIRL or a BOY? Let's find out by releasing the world's biggest GLITTER BOMB or firing a 100 SEMI-AUTOMATIC MACHINE GUNS INTO THE SKY so you can all CREEP ON OUR UNBORN CHILD'S GENITALS!
i mean... to be fair, there's some evidence out there that 'feet' was an innuendo when people wrote about jesus' time. that last picture may not have been as wrong as we think lmao
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Jamie's reaction to Shaaba's pun at 6:15 really has the same energy as me being hit with one too many jokes from my partner
Needless to say, the second-hand embarrassment was there
Obviously Shaaba has the dirty mind here, Jamie has this innocent shield….
"When I grow up, I want to be like mommy... strong enough to swing an axe that's bigger than I am."
Kids' art is one of the purest yet darkest things
Yeah a kid I know was just drawing "darkness" the other day
I needed a laugh today thank you Shaaba.
OK, its official, you two are now my FAVORITE Internet couple.
They were all fantastically adorable 😂
Back then "washing someone's feet" was an inuendo for sex so that picture is extremely accurate
it was?
back when?
@@Phoenix-np1iu yo we got the same name
@@tessaholman5511 yeah lol tho actually this is my sorta dead name... it's actually phoenix. one day i'll change this but things are complicated
@@allister.trudel When the bible was written
Jaime and shaba are the ultimate bi standards-
This was so funny! Something about Jamie's reaction to that last one had me crying I was laughing so hard!
This is the most I’ve laughed in days thank you for posting this
Shaaba, your laugh is so contagious and it’s amazing. I come here when I need a laugh too, so thanks for being awesome :)
"Jesus washes his dishes" BROKE me. I am crying. I need to go lie down.
you and Jamie are so wholesome lol
I am traumatized. Thanks little humans
Oh, get a folder or 17 ready! That fridge can only hold so much! We always pick like the top 3-5 at a time for fridge honors and the rest have to be archived (or displayed elsewhere)
Shaaba is a very good singer and I could tell from the short intro.
I love when you do video together you two are amazing, I want to be Jamie and Shaaba when I grow up
I’m old enough to be their parent, and I want to be Jamie and Shaaba when I grow up too.
Shaaba’s Dolphin dance is the best thing I’ve seen today.
I need Shaaba to narrate my life her voice and accent are the best
that giraffe reminds me of that one medieval drawing of a front-facing horse - you know the one lmao
This was hilarious, thank you for my post work giggles 🤭
Had to pause brushing my teeth for a laugh break!!
Things’ve been grim, thank you for making me howl with laughter in my bathroom at gone midnight 💕🌙
I hope things get better for you very soon. Please accept some mama hugs from a random internet mama.
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
@@missnaomi613 thank you so much 🥺🥺💕💕
This made monday better
and i’m actually happy even though i know i have to do work tomorrow.
also i love your hair it’s so beautiful 👌👌👌
Shaaba's dad jokes are killing me.
3:04 Reminds me of that episode in ‘Mr. Bean’ where the title character draws the portrait of a nude woman.
8:44 “meditate” - I love the hint to the video on Jamie’s channel
The shovel / pole dancer.. immaculate
Dolphenis almost sounds Greek. I think you could get away with naming a pet this but not a kid 😂
My kid unfortunately draws very well. Lol I don't get any accidentally funny pictures.
Can I just remind people of the face Jamie makes at the beginning of the video?? He looks like he's scared but also in love at the same time and it's so hilarious
Oh how I wish my folks had kept my childhood art, I have almost nothing from my childhood 😞 You guys are going to be such amazing parents!♥️✌️
aaaawwwwww. I knew from the start this would be wholesomely funny. Ah the cute and yet hilarious innocence. just gotta love it. And have it preserved in all wonderful children as long as possible. ADORABLE 🥰
Yay! I’ve been waiting for this since you mentioned it in Jamie’s video. Love you both! 💜
I'm wheezing- great video!
think the red dots in the hand washing drawing is soap on the kid's hands
I am laughing so hard I can't breathe 😂
Loving the video!
Yay we are trying peaches! I’m a peach
Love you both!!
decided to watch this on a study break in the library. i couldn't stop giggling and it's exam/deadline season so the people around me probably hate me right now. but it was worth it
You're legit the most adorable couple I've ever seen. #relationshipgoals
Lovely to see such a healthy relationship!!
i was just watching ur and jamies older videos and im so happy that you two made a new amazing video
I think the side-eye ghost was attempt # 1 that got unsuccessfully erased.
Thank you for teaching me a new English word! Broody. I never knew that word was a thing in English.
5:58 i think the red things might be the soap or jesus is washing his hands...
2:12 it looks like a mother reading a book for her twins
For her cyclops twins
nah. they look away from the book. it's ears not eyes
The dolphins reminded me of the delightful fish tshirt my kid came home from school with once. 😕
6:25 That's my favourite one. The drawing looks questionable, but the description is even better 😂
oh WAIT! I wasn't ready for the last one!!!
ohhh i thought the minions shirt was a person hugging their knees to their chest and the green thing was a book they were reading
Addictive, ROFL!
Selling the snow shovel is always my favorite.
My favourite was Jesus WASHING HIS DISCIPLES' FEET
I needed some lighthearted chuckles today, thank you both so much! 🥰
I rarely lol watching videos. Normally I'll chuckle a bit or smile, but you know it's good when I full on guffaw like I did with this video. I love Jamie and Shaaba so much. They never fail to make me smile.
This brought me so much joy, that last one was hilarious!! Kids are the funniest things😂😂
I really needed this, Shaaba. The neighbors surely heard me laughing.
"someone who's been crucified is about to hug a penis" xD
This was hilarious! Thanks for a much needed laugh!
This definitely caused some belly laughs.
Yayy, new video!!
I'm going to need more of these...
Just a reminder
Trans fems, you look pretty and I hope you have a good day
Trans mascs, you look handsome and I hope you have a good day
People outside the binary, you look positively perplexing and I hope you have a good day
Xenogender people and non dysphoric trans people, your gender is valid and I hope you have a good day
Allys, I can’t tell you how much the little things mean and I hope you have a good day
(If this made your day please let me know it means a lot)
aw thank you, this made me so happy :D
Actually laughed out loud! Thanks for the great video and take care of yourself
I actually had to pause this video so I could catch my breath back from laughing so hard it caused me physical pain.
Please do another of these I need more in my life
My gosh I absolutely love your content
Shaaba I recently saw something that made me think of you/a segment on your channel!
It was a pregnancy announcement.
"Daddy's good at a lot of things, but pulling out isn't one of them." Then something like being the 4th child or so. Possibly worse than that were the amount of likes and 😂 it was getting. 🤦♀️
3:00 What? I was so conviced those were jus some knees. Drawn weirdly, but I couldn't draw them either for a long time
Yall will make amazing parents 🤣🤣🤣
Jamie’s cackle at 5:08 just brightened my day
That last one reminds me of something I probably drew in Catachism (basically after school bible study for Catholic kids). I'm pretty sure that this is just something I drew as a silly little 8 year old
I've seen that first one so many times 🤣 It went viral, and keeps popping up every now & then.
That last one is just wrong. Actually bordered on making me very uncomfortable. However, I knew that there would be a good/funny punchline, because it's you, Shaaba.
Not a drawing but something my kid brain did. I got a plush turtle and I named it turd (it was supposed to be turt). My sister's friend tricked me into yelling turd to prove I loved my plush so I yelled how I loved turd and I kiss turd every night. My sister's friend wasn't allowed to visit again until she apologized
*4:07* I was eating a rice cake while watching that and couldn't stop laughing
I wish I could frame this video and have it in my flat.
Shaaba you are such goals. you always make me smile!!!
"Jesus is one of the dolphins from the dolphinarium!" *wiggles * aaaaa they're so funny
This was fantastic, I laughed so hard. Thanks for brightening up my day😂
Omg, long time since I laughed so hard😂
Please make more of that!!!
I don't think I ever DREW anything that looked bad, it was just the fact that I made comics all the time, and I didn't know how to spell "come"
My friend has just got a baby! I can’t wait.
This was so cute!
Ahhh this is so wholesome 💕
🤣🤣 Please do more of these
I really didn't think I would laugh so much !
Yooo, new video!
If there’s more, please do a part 2 sometime! =]
hi! a bit off topic but i was wondering if you could react to `history hates lovers`?