I love the Oingo Boingo episode, because it implies that Jotaro actually does a bunch of silly and funny tricks off-camera to entertain the other crusaders
Plot Twist: The Crusade was actually an immensely fun trip until the last few days, but since the only reliable person left to tell it is Jotaro, both the Morioh Warriors and the audience are told a somber tale of loss that includes none of the fun stuff that happened along the way. Passione got the unfiltered version from Polnareff and has detailed protocols for how to fuck with Jotaro’s head with inside jokes in case he comes to Italy
This needs a 2 season show. 1 season showing Jotaro's story (Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan style), and season 2 showing Polnareff give his story plus tips on how to fuck with Jotaro (Also TSKR style, but better)
@@ALJ9000 indeed. Steely Dan tried the exact same tactic as josuke. Last time we saw him, he was punched at full power for like 5 mins and then thrown into a brick wall, crashed THROUGH said brick wall, and probably died.
@@evangonzalez7732 1 year ago but if jotaro hit steely dan at full power then star platinums punches would go through his body and make holes in him with every punch like how king crimson makes donuts
I have a headcanon that the world of stand users know about the Legendary Crusaders and The Man Who Can Stop Time, which explains why everyone in pt 4 and 6 knows about them, plus it just makes them and their deeds all that more impactful.
This is actually kind of sweet. What Jotaro remembers most of the 50 days trip isn't the epic battles or the dangerous enemies, but the time he spent with his friends.
'Cause it never happened, they are all alive, safe and sound, Kakyoin finished his art studies and now is working on manga, Polnareff had happily returned to France, Avdol is working for the Speedwagon foundation as an investigator, and Jotaro is living a happy life being a marine biologist, any death happened if you think about the possibility than there is an alternative universe where all I've mentioned happens.
Well he would've at least had to have identified Kakyoin's corpse? They couldn't have just left in in the water tower to decompose, and they probably buried him. So probably also a funeral. As for Iggy his corpse still exists, and it's likely that Joseph or the speedwagon foundation retrieved it.
Jen.. I can’t stop time for 4 seconds.. -* goes on computer and deletes all the erotic Dolphin porn from email * their now, if I die my daughter will never know. * couple of years * Jolyne:looks into computer history... Jolyne: HOLY S*
Joseph:That marriage might has well have been those pillar men forcefully shoving their rings inside your old mans....... DIO:I’m out. Jotaro:COME BACK HERE AND KILL HIM NOW!
@@inkdragoon4547 It's a reference to a fan manga from the mid-90s where Jotaro and Kakyoin have a son who hatched from an egg. This egg suddenly appeared next to Kakyoin one morning, leading Polnareff to ask if he's the one who laid it. ...I'm not making any of that up, by the way.
Imagine if they saw the actual story where Jotaro had to find out his friends died and was on a time limit to save his mom while fighting a Vampire from the 1880s that can stop time. They would be confused and traumatized a hell
not at the bottom of his heart, he truly loves the crusaders but he just dosnt show his emotions, araki said that he dosnt show his emotions cuz he thinks ppl can understand how he feels
Not only that... In the Canon ending, watch where he puts the photo. He puts the photo of the Crusaders, in his left breast pocket... _Over his Heart._
Me, expecting how he became like this trying to save his mother from death by killing an ultimate evil and having mental trauma from seeing his friends die before his eyes Them: haha jotaro child pink
Jotaro: *doesn't know how to play a video game* Kekyoin: *plays like a true gamer* Being lonely for alot of years that he had better gamer skills than you.
For the next sequel : The Legend of The Battle Tendency Josuke and Rohan reads Joseph Until they saw this *Tequilla Joseph: I brought tequilla. Will you boys let me by?*
Jotaro: "You saw the egg... now I need to make you forget it." Josuke: "B-but we don't even know what it means!" Jotaro: *Star Platinum comes out* "And you will never will."
hambro 03 In japan the legal age of consent that each like province can choose is 13, tho most choose 16-17, and as far as I understand the legal drinking age is 20
I mean, he didn’t really _see_ them die per se, with the exception of Joseph’s. He wasn’t there when Avdol, Iggy or Kakyoin died, only learned about it from others. Still traumatizing as fuck, but there would be no narration of their deaths in Heaven’s Door
I thought it was going to start off with him not smiling but as the time went on he would start to smile and maybe chuckle at a few things the others did untill he learns of the death of avdol and iggy and then sees joseph getting killed before finally leading to him defeating dio
@@Victor-056 no he died killed by a vampire from part 1 who survived and become his superior. He was killed because he saw he was a vampire and Lisa Lisa killed the vampire when learning about it and got to Italy to not get caught by the English police because he was liked by everyone since they didn't know about vampire hamon and the mask
I love how everyone has their own ‘aura’, and also how jotaro’s dark purple is like josuke’s pinkish purple, because jotaro has a just as powerful stand, but a much more edgy personality. (I don’t really care whether it was on purpose or not but it still was nice).
Can you imagine Rohan's reaction if he read Joseph's pages... The sheer amount of insane, world-changing adventures Joseph has been on in his life would be enough to fuel Rohan into retirement Araki style 😂
"Wow." States Rohan. "This would make excellent manga materi- N-NANI!?" He freezes upon reading the next line. "B-but how!? That can't be right! It's not possible!" He begins breathing heavily. *"Your next line is "Wow. This would make excellent manga material!" TU IU!"*
I need one where rohan does ot to joseph and than is horrified by how detailed he reads about the massive buf pillar man and how the world would have literally been destroyed by a literal god
Jotaro has ptsd and probably remembers his own shortcomings, hence him looking childish. Joseph has a huge ego and would probably remember himself being cool and saving the day.
“I never thought he would be so childish” *literally never participated in any shenanigans when everyone else was laughing about the sun and making funny hand signs*
@@ero-senninsama1734 Or maybe because he was in a serious mission to kill a vampire to save his mother in only 50 days? If i was Jotaro i would be "annoyed" too, i would never handle this with 17.
@@lain5858 nah, even before the whole Dio thing he would tell his mom and classmates to fuck off, and when Alessi turned him into child its implied that he was the same (even though this contradicts the description of his mom) the same. After Dio, he became a bit more calm and colected, but the moodiness and odd behaviors persist. His odd behaviors can be inducted to be a caused by his lack of social skill.
This is so goddamn wholesome. I've always loved all these animations of the crusaders just being irresponsible morons because like, there's only one of them who's over thirty and he's arguably the least mature of them all.
@@yaboidustin2447 we are used to "Joseph Joestar" bc he's English/American, if you saw the sub anime or read the manga, you'll be used to Kishibe Rohan. As long you don't call Giorno by jorono, is fine.
Josuke: "that, was..." Rohan: "horribly pathetic!" Josuke: "I had no idea how... childish he used to be!" Me: "well, minus avdol, he's probably the most serious..."
Basically stardust crusaders in nutshell. Also you should do a sequel where Rohan and Josuke (maybe Koichi and Okuyasu as well) finds out about Joseph's adventures, that would be both hilarious and cool.
“There were three god like beings, thighs like pillars, two bowling balls for asses, all vacuumed sealed is a fine leather pouch. They even reached *deep* inside me to put a ring on me”
It shouldve went this way: Rohan: Heaven's Door Jotaro: becomes a book Rohan: *begins reading* Rohan: "So It's the same stand as Star Platinum" Rohan: "Star Platinum: Heavens Door" Rohan: wha- *turns into a book*
Stand user:Jotaro Kujo Stand name:star platinum Stand ability:an fucking power house copy cat stand Note:I’m technically saying the truth when jotaro meet another power house stand
This is actually pretty sad. He probably remembers and thinks of it like this because he wants to forget the death of his comrades. In Canon, star platinum smiles in the manga because jotaro secretly enjoys the adventure.
Rohan: So why do you think that Jotaro and Mr Joestar never talk about their journey in Egypt. Josuke: I dunno, it was probably a dull quest. Rohan: Perhaps Heaven's Door can answer that question. Josuke: Let's see ... oh, they're entering a mansion in Cairo and- *A few minutes later* Jotaro: And then I found them crying in the corner of the park. Koichi: Oh wow, what could possibly lead to such a turn of events. Jotaro: Well *pulls hat down* ... let's just say we're lucky Araki made part 4 incredibly tamed. Koichi: Who's Araki and why is there incredibly sad music playing in the background?
This is honestly a really good animation; I like how the unique style meets the montage of all Jotaro’s adventures, and the song choice was creative as hell
1:15 I always see this as him wanting to be a marine biologist in his soul, but thinking it's too uncool looking. But with Star Platinum being an incarnation of his soul... yep, broken window it is.
Perfect as always Diana, loved being apart of it
Yoooo, what up
I thought it sounded like your cover
BROTHEEERRRRRRRRR
Yoooo!
Holy shit dude your cover was awesome :0
no ones gonna talk about how he started to drink paint water, took out the paint brush, and kept drinking
was looking for this comment
well-
it was kakyoin's paint brush and water..?
Is that equal to huffing glue?
I mean... Speaking as an artist that has drank their own paint water, its not... THAT bad...
@@Unknown-qg5hs it barely tastes like anything anyways
“i had no idea how...childish he used to be”
i mean he was 17 so theres some excuse there-
and then there is a 15 year old mafia boss
3 of his closest friends did die, soooo
I read this right when he said it 😂
he also became a 12 or 13 year old? or younger
@@itzcosmoz-x8604 he became 7
I love the Oingo Boingo episode, because it implies that Jotaro actually does a bunch of silly and funny tricks off-camera to entertain the other crusaders
YES!YES!YES!
Oingo? "OK i know how to do that trick"
Joseph "With five cigarettes"
Oingo? "FU-"
Why is it that those two never got a spin off? They’re fucking hilarious!
That or Polnareff and Joseph knew it was Oingo the entire time and were intentionally fucking with him
I personally thought they knew it wasn’t jotaro and were fucking with him but I also like this idea
Plot Twist: The Crusade was actually an immensely fun trip until the last few days, but since the only reliable person left to tell it is Jotaro, both the Morioh Warriors and the audience are told a somber tale of loss that includes none of the fun stuff that happened along the way. Passione got the unfiltered version from Polnareff and has detailed protocols for how to fuck with Jotaro’s head with inside jokes in case he comes to Italy
I would love this being like a ova
This needs a 2 season show. 1 season showing Jotaro's story (Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan style), and season 2 showing Polnareff give his story plus tips on how to fuck with Jotaro (Also TSKR style, but better)
lol
@@lotus4129 that would be amazing
@@maxdino26 yay ovas
Jotaro randomly screaming ORA to the heavens is now canon.
If Diavolo dies it is canon
Well doesn't Star Platinum already do that in episode 26?
He had to let out all that stress one way or another.
@Artzi wait what’s the other way
Milk Milkthegod
;3
josuke and rohan: wow maybe he's got bizarre adventures
jotaro: **_has ptsd and depression_**
Is it wrong i laughed at this?
@@nob0dii610 probably
**sad ora noises**
@@nob0dii610 **sad ora noises intensify**
JoJo’s PTSD and Depression just isn’t as catchy of a title though
Jotaro: Stares into the horizon with fellow stardust crusaders
Also Jotaro:
*OORRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
YO Kira
*ambulance approaches with malicious intent*
OI STOPPO STOOOOOP!
Also me-ORA ORA OR
josuke: tries to calm jotaro down
rohan: accepts death immediately
A wise decision
@@ALJ9000 indeed.
Steely Dan tried the exact same tactic as josuke.
Last time we saw him, he was punched at full power for like 5 mins and then thrown into a brick wall, crashed THROUGH said brick wall, and probably died.
@@evangonzalez7732
*[R E T I R E D]*
@@evangonzalez7732 1 year ago but if jotaro hit steely dan at full power then star platinums punches would go through his body and make holes in him with every punch like how king crimson makes donuts
Jotaro holding an erasor
Josuke: wait wait WAAAAIITTT
Top ten more dead people than Yoshikage Kira:
1. Rohan
1b. Josuke
Diavolo*
@@luquimay5645 Diavolo is number -infinity
Shigechi*
"Now this is the most killedest guy in the world."
Steely dan**
So Josuke there were 2 identically shaped rocks funniest shit i've ever seen
Josuke, I kid you not, he turned his stand into Dio
Man that was hilarious
Nice job, Squidwars Sans.
I don't get either of the jokes...
@@ghetoknight7801 The 2 rocks where a mirror.
this is canon, and if it isn’t, it’s definitely how jotaro remembers it
ORA. SHUSH.
Star Platinum wait you can speak
;0; wat
Munus ptsd and death of friends
@@saphiraafoxx he may not speak, but he can surely type
"wow, that was pathetic"
* ignores the part where he loses half of his new friends *
To be fair, jotaro didn't witness any of them die
"That was Pathetic"
Jotaro: *Cries in Road rolla, Arms, Donut and knife*
What about Iggy?
@@MogusaMogusa *_Lungs pierced by his own ribs._*
I can give him more knives
@Enrico Pucci no
Gay Priest don’t
The clearly didn't read the section about him killing a Vampire.
That's probably something Jotaro talks about off-screen, a lot. and you can't really blame him
He punched them before they got the chance
Or the part where 3 of the 6 crusaders died horribly.
Holy you like have the devil
And defeating the all known Dio
Joseph crying over that salad makes me cry :(
it was a CAESAR salad
CAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Only now that I read your comment I understand that part.....😳
When
Caesar 😞😞
Kakyoin: * legally blind *
Also Kakyoin: I am the gamer GOD
A true gaymer indeed
He doesn't need to see, he bass boosted his game so he can hear footsteps.
Wait he becomes legally blind? I thought his vision went back to normal
2:09
I like how Polnareff was just sitting there staring at Jotaro.
French Boise life is pain
HA “Sitting”
1999... BIZARRE likes
"And then he started crying over salad, funniest shit i've ever seen"
CAEEEZARRRRRR
Idkk if he would say that now considering how fucked up he got bc of his friends dying..
SHIZAAAAAA
Siema, Szatanie. Mam nadzieje że pamiętasz co to za zdjęcie profilowe, bo chętnie bym zobaczył oryginał.
@@piramidasukcesu9417
To panel z mangi "kimetsu no yaiba", niestety nie pamiętam który to dokładnie rozdział. Postać nazywa się Tokito Muichirou.
I love the implication that the Stardust Crusaders are basically a group of legendary stand users that all the Morioh Warriors know.
@Excelsior I love that lore tbh
I have a headcanon that the world of stand users know about the Legendary Crusaders and The Man Who Can Stop Time, which explains why everyone in pt 4 and 6 knows about them, plus it just makes them and their deeds all that more impactful.
@@joshguerrero5716 Yeah, it's really nice to see a story you saw happen before your eyes become a legend
When you run a second D&D campaign with the same GM with the same setting:
Gio-
This is actually kind of sweet. What Jotaro remembers most of the 50 days trip isn't the epic battles or the dangerous enemies, but the time he spent with his friends.
Something tells me Star Platinum's time stop has increased to 7 Seconds.
once you say dolphins suck to jotaro then you are as screwed as ( i forgot the owner of the stand yellow temperance
@@theboi7876 Rubber soul
Fab Beschi nah, you'd end up boneless like Steely Dan if you mutter a word about Koichi or Dolphins around Jotaro.
@@CountFab i thought it was his stand localization name
@H M u again?
I love how Jotaros entire face just turns into a book, instead of the weird face book that Koichi and Hazamada got
Mhm. But i'm just glad his hat stayed
Gotta use the full power of heavens door so jotaro won't beat the shit out of him
I like to think his face was swapped with the book he was reading.
Rohan uses *face book* too much.
Don’t worry I’ll leave
Woah 4 comment and 1.1k likes 😳
I see we just skipped over the whole "death of the whole group" thing
W-w-what are you talking about? That didn't happen....it *never* happened
@@TheChimeraPack Eyes of Heaven vibes.
'Cause it never happened, they are all alive, safe and sound, Kakyoin finished his art studies and now is working on manga, Polnareff had happily returned to France, Avdol is working for the Speedwagon foundation as an investigator, and Jotaro is living a happy life being a marine biologist, any death happened if you think about the possibility than there is an alternative universe where all I've mentioned happens.
@@lyna7614 technically if diavolo dies its canon so yeah there could be a universe where that happens
@@lyna7614 Your comment made me cry 🥺
When you realize Jotaro's memories didn't show any of his friends' deaths because he never really saw Avdol, Kakyoin, and Iggy die
:( in a way that’s even worse, left to imagine those nightmares
He saw kakyoin die
@@alexanderscout nah he was on the roofs with polnareff when they first saw Joseph alone being tailed by dio
@@Malevolence460 no they saw it i did the math
Well he would've at least had to have identified Kakyoin's corpse? They couldn't have just left in in the water tower to decompose, and they probably buried him. So probably also a funeral. As for Iggy his corpse still exists, and it's likely that Joseph or the speedwagon foundation retrieved it.
Josuke: "I had no idea how childish he used to be"
Jotaro: "You know what DIO did to Kakyoin?"
Jotaro: *Kills his uncle and some manga guy*
Too much dude, too much… 😪
That’s a lotta damage
nah it'll be more like
Rohan and josuke: NIGERUNDAYO
But where is Anne tho?
@@fandemanga3378 in jotaro's beedroom 😳
0:50 when threatened the wild jotaro scares its attacker with it’s signature war cry
this is braught to you by brave wilderness
I love how he just went:ORAAAAAA!
At first I always thought starflight and was just OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO
Even then, Jotaro’s love for dolphins was the same and never stopped on his journeys he’s been through
He probably loves them even more since deserts give him PTSD.
I like to imagine that Jotaro was secretly giddy at the opportunity to ride a submarine, and was highly disappointed when there were no dolphins.
@H M SCDF
Stardust Crusaders Defense Force
Dam it my secret is revealed
Jen.. I can’t stop time for 4 seconds.. -* goes on computer and deletes all the erotic Dolphin porn from email * their now, if I die my daughter will never know.
* couple of years *
Jolyne:looks into computer history...
Jolyne: HOLY S*
Everyone talking about Joseph crying over a salad, but no one talks about him and Kakyoin sit there, in flames.
2:04
This is fine
And the egg!
And kakyoin strangling Polnareff
Depression
I think Joseph cried over the salad cuz it must have been a CAESAR SALAD!
Rohan: *"uses Heaven's Door on Joseph"*
Joseph: *GAY MUSCLE AZTEC GOD NAKED OIL FIGHTING INTENSIFIES*
"I never would have thought he would have swung that way, considering."
"Now I know why he hates Caesar salad so much."
SHIZAAAAAA
Joseph:That marriage might has well have been those pillar men forcefully shoving their rings inside your old mans....... DIO:I’m out. Jotaro:COME BACK HERE AND KILL HIM NOW!
Little Holly: *Gets new dog*
Joseph: How should we name him?
Little Holly: Let's name him Caesar!
SHIZAAAAAA
what about lisa lisa
Fake Kakyoin: *rero rero rero rero*
Real Kakyoin: *rero rero rero rero*
*Jotaro.exe has stopped responding*
*refresh system memory?*
*(Y/N)*
Jotaro:yes and no
Y E S Y E S Y E S
Fake Kakyoin was evil rero. real was proper
/
yes yes yes oh my god
2:29 Something about Kakyoin's gamer moment is both awesome and cute
Kakyoin: this a pro gamer moment
It's cus hes enjoying most gamers rage
*gamer moment*
Jotaro be like: what the f*ck is this thing
He’s vibing leave him alone
I love the one frame of Kakyoin holding the egg
Did you lay that egg
I don't get it. Can someone explain this please?
@@inkdragoon4547 It's a reference to a fan manga from the mid-90s where Jotaro and Kakyoin have a son who hatched from an egg. This egg suddenly appeared next to Kakyoin one morning, leading Polnareff to ask if he's the one who laid it.
...I'm not making any of that up, by the way.
👀
@@deliachristiansen7414 Wow... I really don't know what to say about this. The internet is such a bizarre place...
2:05 JOSEPH IS CRYING OVER CAESAR SALAD-
CHIIIIIIIIIIIZZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHIZZZZZAAAAA
*Ah yes, a man of intellect.*
SHIIIIZAAAAAA
Joseph:
CAESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! NOOOOOOOOOOO! HE TURNED INTO SALAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Rohan begins reading
“Rohan Kishibe was also killed.
He was killed by Kujo, who had matured.”
By getting donuted
@@ftrjzretro2485 multiple times
@St4p at the same time
@@caranielsen1306 While the time's stopped
“This guy was looking up Part 9 spoilers!”
2:05 Joseph found a ceaser salad, and started crying. *WHY IS THIS NOT CANON*
If Diavolo dies, it's Canon, and since he's going to die in the future...
Timestamp?
Jotaro: oi jiji i brought you salad.
Joseph: o thank you jo-... *SHIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAA*
@@Chloe_2442 2:05
@@brunobrx3599 MMMMMMM
Imagine if they saw the actual story where Jotaro had to find out his friends died and was on a time limit to save his mom while fighting a Vampire from the 1880s that can stop time. They would be confused and traumatized a hell
JOSEPH CRYING OVER A CAESAR SALAD WAS WHAT OFFICIALLY KILLED ME
2:05
@@yousufnasere7449 thanks.
Yeah that’s kinda heartwarming to know he really did care about me
@Danny Alvarez ye wamuu kinda umm ye know
Plot twist of part 2: Joseph died of a heart attack after the wrong order and being served a Caesar salad.
2:41 when jotaro puts his hat down hes secretly smiling cause secretly in the bottom of his heart *he does love them*
Awwwwwwww cutest comment ever
@@flyingsuperbeam3706 indeed
not at the bottom of his heart, he truly loves the crusaders but he just dosnt show his emotions, araki said that he dosnt show his emotions cuz he thinks ppl can understand how he feels
Not only that... In the Canon ending, watch where he puts the photo.
He puts the photo of the Crusaders, in his left breast pocket... _Over his Heart._
@@Victor-056 Oh yeah he also framed it
Me, expecting how he became like this trying to save his mother from death by killing an ultimate evil and having mental trauma from seeing his friends die before his eyes
Them: haha jotaro child pink
Pretty much my impression
This is supposed to be what happened off camera
Lol
3:16
Watch the credits next time
@Котик_со сметанкой walk like Egyptian
Kakyoin holding an egg looking very confused was hilarious
Since that technically is his and jotaro's son
Jotaro: *doesn't know how to play a video game*
Kekyoin: *plays like a true gamer*
Being lonely for alot of years that he had better gamer skills than you.
Lmao don't be so dramatic
That means i am a pro gamer
That would mean I am the best gamer but I am not please explain this paradox
He was playing video games like a pro all the time
It's kinda ironic cuz Im the same as kak...no friends..just games
For the next sequel : The Legend of The Battle Tendency
Josuke and Rohan reads Joseph
Until they saw this
*Tequilla Joseph: I brought tequilla. Will you boys let me by?*
"The only thing under my skirt is more tequila big boy"
The Legend of the Pillar Men
Yes but the hard part is finding the right song
Joel Templeton World War II sounds
If there's a jingle for that Little Caesar's pizza company (I dunno what it's called) use that.
Jotaro: "You saw the egg... now I need to make you forget it."
Josuke: "B-but we don't even know what it means!"
Jotaro: *Star Platinum comes out* "And you will never will."
An underappreciated part 6 reference. Thank you
@@itsnyetime what chapter
@@kone2355 the egg green baby comes out of.
Kakyoin, did you lay this egg?
Clamp, is something...
_B i z a r r e_
2:07 is the best frame in the whole animatic.
2:26 “I had no idea how childish he used to be.”
Well he did turn into a child and 17 is considered a minor
I though in japan legal age is like 14
hambro 03 In japan the legal age of consent that each like province can choose is 13, tho most choose 16-17, and as far as I understand the legal drinking age is 20
h
7 age
*Guys stop saying that I layed the egg you’re scaring me*
Everyone, press F for our poor gamer over here
*F*
Serrect yuor cur
T Angie Huck r/ihadastroke
@@Kazumaji no this is what it sounds like
But it does sound like a stroke
Big F
When joskue said that it was childish I was like "oh yeah no one brutally impaled or sent into a void to never be seen again" so childish
Or how their dog that had been with them for several weeks got repeatedly kicked in the ribs against a wall until it fucking died
Honestly this is the type of shit i bet they got up too between scenes
@@wrongtime9097 he didn't know that
@@FetusDeletus_E that’s the point..they don’t know the full story
"I didn't know how... childish he used to be."
*josukr and okuyasu acting like 8 year olds*
0:44 I find it hard to believe that Polnareff’s hair can do that
The_onlyorange he probably used lots of hair gel
wait what
His hair looks like a rock.
2:13 Why is no-one talking about how perfect the timing here is?
Youhadabadday hhhhhh yes
b o n k
@@finntaylor3590 *b o n k*
You are
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You know how people remember things differently instead of how it actually happened? This is that
Its pretty fair to say that all the bad that happened to them from that trip may have skewed his memories
@@maskedman1195 it's all but confirmed he has PTSD from the trip since he can't think straight when he's reminded of DIO
The fact that Iggy was present during his memories of ZZ's attacks pretty much confirms it.
Dinoman972 who is zz?
@@justabiscuit1794 He's Wheel of Fortune's user.
2:05 Poor Joseph. The minute he saw that salad he was reminded of his fallen comrade. That is both mean and funny at the same time.
Who thought this was gonna be dark, like jotaro didn’t want to tell the story because of the trauma he may have had seeing half his friends die
Considering how Araki pretty much said how fucked up Jotaro was because of PTSD from Part 3, that’s how it should have gone (at least at the end)
I thought the same
I mean, he didn’t really _see_ them die per se, with the exception of Joseph’s. He wasn’t there when Avdol, Iggy or Kakyoin died, only learned about it from others. Still traumatizing as fuck, but there would be no narration of their deaths in Heaven’s Door
@@Manu-yw2nu maybe jotaro asked Joseph what happened with kakyoin and ask polnareff how iggy and avdol died
I thought it was going to start off with him not smiling but as the time went on he would start to smile and maybe chuckle at a few things the others did untill he learns of the death of avdol and iggy and then sees joseph getting killed before finally leading to him defeating dio
You missed the part where all his friends were killed by his grandfather with a special head
You mean his "Great Great Grandfather".
Joseph's his Granddad, who is the Grandson of Jonathan. (Joesph's Dad Died in WWI)
@@Victor-056 Didnt Josephs father get killed by some Vampire?
@@sorrybrunoigotpurplehazed2232 Joseph's Dad was George Joestar. Pretty sure he died in WWI.
@@Victor-056 Yeah the 2nd that got killed by a general or something that was a Vampire, or am i confused, idk lol.
@@Victor-056 no he died killed by a vampire from part 1 who survived and become his superior. He was killed because he saw he was a vampire and Lisa Lisa killed the vampire when learning about it and got to Italy to not get caught by the English police because he was liked by everyone since they didn't know about vampire hamon and the mask
I love how everyone has their own ‘aura’, and also how jotaro’s dark purple is like josuke’s pinkish purple, because jotaro has a just as powerful stand, but a much more edgy personality. (I don’t really care whether it was on purpose or not but it still was nice).
We need a ova of the crusaders doing childish things and just having fun
YESING INTENSIFIES
I mean badass or not they’re still 17 and Joseph has the mental age of a 12 year old
This is the OVA
I would love to see Jotaro and Kakyoin act their age
YES! YES! YES! YES!
World: *probably gonna end*
Jotaro: yare yare daze
Well, Jotaro kinda ended The World
TopGear25S get out now
@@TopGear25S right this instant
@@wheatbread8340 *the universe is gonna end*
i am so sorry but i just cannot ruin the 444 likes its too beautiful...
Was... was joseph crying over a Caesar salad?
YES! YES!
YES! YES!
Y E S !
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZAR!!!
SHIIIIIIZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CAEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSAAAAAAAAAAARR!!!!!!!!!! :,(
Timestamp pls
Josuke: "I had no idea how childish he used to be"
all the other crusaders:
The way Rohan’s shoulders drop with that “oh, shit” is just such a perfect synthesis of the art and the voice acting
2:09 KAKYOIN DID YOU LAY THIS EGG?!
*_Oh God oh fuck._*
Yes yes yes yes
Yes
*Stfu*
@@Kazumaji "no u"
*OH GOSH!*
This is what jojo would be if it was a slice of life.
You mean like part 4
Part 4.
Diamond is -Unbreakable- Not Crash
DiU
At school: now write an essay How you spent the summer.
Jotaro:
Never forget when jotaro threw a dog at a blind man
The best part is when Rohan just accepts his fate at the end. You can just see his shoulders slump.
damn, I didn't see that at first. Good eye my dude
Damn i saw that too
Ora ora ora! (You're welcome Rohan!)
Even Rohan knows that Jotaro is not going to let that slide by reading his background
Nebula537 i completely agree 😂😂
Childish cuz they didn’t see what happened to Kak-
(Punchs hole into chest) ÑØ
HE JUST LAYED AN EGG THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM
You mean dunkin donuts?
KAKYOIIIIIIIIIIN
And igg-
When I was younger, I once saw two identical rocks beside each other.
*Funniest shit I’ve ever seen*
0:45
*As always...Kakyoin has a legendary pose and smile*
Can you imagine Rohan's reaction if he read Joseph's pages... The sheer amount of insane, world-changing adventures Joseph has been on in his life would be enough to fuel Rohan into retirement Araki style 😂
*bass boosted aztec dubstep starts playing*
Rohan: Oh my god. Im heading to Speedwagon's HQ in America so I can use heaven's door on Santana.
What if he read Dio's
@@sleepy6890 Lots and i mean LOTS of women, that man was plowing women faster than Zeus
"Wow." States Rohan. "This would make excellent manga materi- N-NANI!?" He freezes upon reading the next line. "B-but how!? That can't be right! It's not possible!" He begins breathing heavily.
*"Your next line is "Wow. This would make excellent manga material!" TU IU!"*
Yo what if the whole series is just Rohan writing down the memories of everyone....?
2:09
*"Kakyoin, did you lay this egg?"*
Nani
I was searching for this in the comments for some reason when i saw that drawing xD
How come I never realized this lmao
Nani????
i feel like a lot of the pages would be
“he cried today.” or “he played with a dolphins today.” and “he got drunk and sang at the karaoke bar today.”
I need one where rohan does ot to joseph and than is horrified by how detailed he reads about the massive buf pillar man and how the world would have literally been destroyed by a literal god
That sounds more like an erotic fanfic
@Charlett A BRILLIANT idiot.
Jotaro has ptsd and probably remembers his own shortcomings, hence him looking childish. Joseph has a huge ego and would probably remember himself being cool and saving the day.
No what is really horrifying is that he peeped on his own mother.
That was a fun month, wasn’t it
“I never thought he would be so childish” *literally never participated in any shenanigans when everyone else was laughing about the sun and making funny hand signs*
I feel frustrated by this and can't help it
Its because he "was" a moody kid that felt annoyed by the universe
@@ero-senninsama1734
Or maybe because he was in a serious mission to kill a vampire to save his mother in only 50 days?
If i was Jotaro i would be "annoyed" too, i would never handle this with 17.
In canon was implicity that he did tricks with his cigarrets but is all off screem. And he was only in good mood with Kakyoin around.
@@lain5858 nah, even before the whole Dio thing he would tell his mom and classmates to fuck off, and when Alessi turned him into child its implied that he was the same (even though this contradicts the description of his mom) the same. After Dio, he became a bit more calm and colected, but the moodiness and odd behaviors persist. His odd behaviors can be inducted to be a caused by his lack of social skill.
"That was pathetic"
Me: *cries in roadroller*
L ma o
*cries in r e r o*
*cries in wryyyyy*
Cool 100th like
*sobbing* ROADA ROLLER DA *even more crying* *sniff* wryyyyy...
This is so goddamn wholesome. I've always loved all these animations of the crusaders just being irresponsible morons because like, there's only one of them who's over thirty and he's arguably the least mature of them all.
All jokes aside, I really want Kishibe Rohan with Josuke to see Joseph's or Jotaro's memory
Ok if you don't call Joseph
Joestar joseph
Don't call Rohan
Kishibe Rohan
Please for the sake of us retards
@@yaboidustin2447 we are used to "Joseph Joestar" bc he's English/American, if you saw the sub anime or read the manga, you'll be used to Kishibe Rohan. As long you don't call Giorno by jorono, is fine.
@Rodolfo Vargas no he didn’t
Rodolfo Vargas Nobody “Died” in the universe reset. If giorno died in the universe reset or even got hurt GER would’ve reversed it.
@Rodolfo Vargas nah dud, jorono died in part 69. smh have you read jojo?
Nobody:
No one:
Not even DIO:
Jotaro staring at the Horizon:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRAAAAA
I would screem wryy at the moon
@@le_mothman your spirit animal is probably a wolf
@@le_mothman your spirit animal is a buff yellow man who can stop time
@@memeboi6942 finally something that isn't dumb furry shit.
Very funny im dying of laughter
Now if only I did not see this comment for the 1000th freaking time
Josuke: "that, was..."
Rohan: "horribly pathetic!"
Josuke: "I had no idea how... childish he used to be!"
Me: "well, minus avdol, he's probably the most serious..."
It ya boi, Taiga post stardust crusaders yeah
*cough* now when im winning im gonna do this dance that’s my new thing
At least original avdol lol
He is also definitely the most composed
And the most dead
1:58 magician's red drying the clothes in the background was creative as hell
1:42 the look of betrayal
I LOVE IT
Especially fact that Kakyoin and Jotaro act like actually teenager's.
And mommy Avdol on 1:03
2:09 i SEE THAT. KAKYOIN DID YOU L A Y T H I S E G G
1:44 *gasp* you've managed to make iggy cute! 😀
Basically stardust crusaders in nutshell.
Also you should do a sequel where Rohan and Josuke (maybe Koichi and Okuyasu as well) finds out about Joseph's adventures, that would be both hilarious and cool.
“There were three god like beings, thighs like pillars, two bowling balls for asses, all vacuumed sealed is a fine leather pouch. They even reached *deep* inside me to put a ring on me”
@@geicogecko7303 what video is that from?
daneiltherat 2
th-cam.com/video/3pHoPOrZKII/w-d-xo.html
We all know what happend to MOHAMMED AVDOLLO
Accurate depiction of Stardust Crusaders
My favorite was when Joseph was looking for Dio and a guy "not dio" was right behind him
Now imagine Giorno, Mista, Fugo, Trish and turtle polnareff meeting the duwang gang. *Animate that* Diana!
Jotaro: oh hi polnareff
Pixel Bro no it’s “jotaro: Giorno why is there a turtle? Giorno:that’s polnareff. Jotaro: why is polnareff a turtle. Giorno: uhhh, it’s complicated.”
@@loganbatis5573 OH MY DIO DO YOU WANT TO CURSE ME?!!
You can’t tell me what to do! ......... but I shall consider
5th comment
This is the best story ever because everyone knows
*comedy is fucking beautiful, comedy is my lover our marriage is in three days everyone's invited*
*Stand Proud plays in background*
No one:
Not a single soul:
Jotaro Platinum: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORA!
Its not stand proud its stardust crusaders.
@@tyl3r.wad1106 he means to the op
Wut
Man, stand proud is the op, the song playing is Stardust crusaders
@@tyl3r.wad1106 that wasn't a song, it's a theme
New headcanon that Joseph cannot eat Caesar Salad without shedding a tear. The excuse he gives is that the salad is so good its tear-worthy.
This is basically what would happen if holy's life didn't depend on it
i refuse to believe there wasn't a bit of fucking around offscreen. That's 50 days of traveling to kill!
It shouldve went this way:
Rohan: Heaven's Door
Jotaro: becomes a book
Rohan: *begins reading*
Rohan: "So It's the same stand as Star Platinum"
Rohan: "Star Platinum: Heavens Door"
Rohan: wha- *turns into a book*
I am the real Rohan Kishibe bitch
Stand user:Jotaro Kujo
Stand name:star platinum
Stand ability:an fucking power house copy cat stand
Note:I’m technically saying the truth when jotaro meet another power house stand
He impregnated a dolphin chapter 1
Them:.........
I think a few the Rohans are supposed to be Jotaro.
@ I think it's Rohan reading the lines in Jotaro, not Jotaro saying it.
I like how josuke is trying to explain himself but Rohan has already given up on life
This is actually pretty sad. He probably remembers and thinks of it like this because he wants to forget the death of his comrades.
In Canon, star platinum smiles in the manga because jotaro secretly enjoys the adventure.
Thats...
*Thats adorable.*
r/uwu
I came here to laugh, not to *feel*
Why are we not talking about the Caesar salad bit at 2:05 it's so funny
aphamericanhero yeah i just notice
What about the EGG
I don’t remember what the egg means 🤷🏼♀️
I feel stupid for not realizing why he was crying or that it was salad
@@federicam4793 Clamp Wonderland Jojo
thats it
Rohan: So why do you think that Jotaro and Mr Joestar never talk about their journey in Egypt.
Josuke: I dunno, it was probably a dull quest.
Rohan: Perhaps Heaven's Door can answer that question.
Josuke: Let's see ... oh, they're entering a mansion in Cairo and-
*A few minutes later*
Jotaro: And then I found them crying in the corner of the park.
Koichi: Oh wow, what could possibly lead to such a turn of events.
Jotaro: Well *pulls hat down* ... let's just say we're lucky Araki made part 4 incredibly tamed.
Koichi: Who's Araki and why is there incredibly sad music playing in the background?
So true......
oof
I like how you made a reference to the Wheel Of Fortune fight when both the enemy and Jotaro broke the 4th wall.
Well I wish part 3 was tamed as well, I'm still salty about it after 4 days of crying
@@TopGear25S when was a fourth wall brake in that episod?
This is honestly a really good animation; I like how the unique style meets the montage of all Jotaro’s adventures, and the song choice was creative as hell
Convenient how they happened to misread or ignore that parts *after* being pathetic looking lol.
H M Hi 👋
H M They committed Jojo sin
@H M If that's the case, they deserve a GER sentence.
@H M Josuke skipping parts? NO DIGNITY
*part skipper*
1:15 I always see this as him wanting to be a marine biologist in his soul, but thinking it's too uncool looking.
But with Star Platinum being an incarnation of his soul... yep, broken window it is.