The Legend Of The Crusaders

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  • Curiosity can lead to dangerous things. Come watch the embarrassment of a life time as a result.
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  • @RiverdudeCovers
    @RiverdudeCovers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20832

    Perfect as always Diana, loved being apart of it

  • @God-Level-Threat
    @God-Level-Threat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7088

    Jotaro randomly screaming ORA to the heavens is now canon.

    • @t0x1cl
      @t0x1cl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      If Diavolo dies it is canon

    • @joutakujo9773
      @joutakujo9773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Well doesn't Star Platinum already do that in episode 26?

    • @princessarialeer
      @princessarialeer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      He had to let out all that stress one way or another.

    • @testament4785
      @testament4785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Artzi wait what’s the other way

    • @princessarialeer
      @princessarialeer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Milk Milkthegod
      ;3

  • @Tired-Sunny
    @Tired-Sunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5306

    “i had no idea how...childish he used to be”
    i mean he was 17 so theres some excuse there-

    • @ArkyYoutube
      @ArkyYoutube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +403

      and then there is a 15 year old mafia boss

    • @vanessaotor3817
      @vanessaotor3817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      3 of his closest friends did die, soooo

    • @no-do5od
      @no-do5od 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I read this right when he said it 😂

    • @itzcosmoz-x8604
      @itzcosmoz-x8604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      he also became a 12 or 13 year old? or younger

    • @charlieclover5051
      @charlieclover5051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@itzcosmoz-x8604 he became 7

  • @thomasthecommentrater3703
    @thomasthecommentrater3703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3743

    When you realize that heaven’s door’s ability is literally Facebook.

    • @pandajam7921
      @pandajam7921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      OH MY GOD

    • @l4ggergaming564
      @l4ggergaming564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      POG Pun

    • @lauravturner
      @lauravturner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Honest to God, when introducing a friend to Jojo’s, I told him “Everything is a Jojo’s reference if you look hard enough.” He started listing things, and one of the things he said was Facebook, so I sent a picture of Heaven’s door opening Koichi’s face. I think that image alone intrigued him enough to give it a try. He is just starting part 4.

    • @amh6_
      @amh6_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@lauravturner ceasar salad- oh god you're right

    • @menacingpotato582
      @menacingpotato582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *cringe minion meme intensifies*

  • @yasu_h7842
    @yasu_h7842 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    When you realize Jotaro's memories didn't show any of his friends' deaths because he never really saw Avdol, Kakyoin, and Iggy die

    • @Malevolence460
      @Malevolence460 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      :( in a way that’s even worse, left to imagine those nightmares

    • @alexanderscout
      @alexanderscout 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He saw kakyoin die

    • @Malevolence460
      @Malevolence460 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      @@alexanderscout nah he was on the roofs with polnareff when they first saw Joseph alone being tailed by dio

    • @alexanderscout
      @alexanderscout 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Malevolence460 no they saw it i did the math

    • @maraudersacrusader
      @maraudersacrusader 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Well he would've at least had to have identified Kakyoin's corpse? They couldn't have just left in in the water tower to decompose, and they probably buried him. So probably also a funeral. As for Iggy his corpse still exists, and it's likely that Joseph or the speedwagon foundation retrieved it.

  • @ang1759
    @ang1759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3323

    The clearly didn't read the section about him killing a Vampire.

    • @vindiesel6695
      @vindiesel6695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      That's probably something Jotaro talks about off-screen, a lot. and you can't really blame him

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      He punched them before they got the chance

    • @zeiar776
      @zeiar776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Or the part where 3 of the 6 crusaders died horribly.

    • @minhnhan4568
      @minhnhan4568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Holy you like have the devil

    • @sukibloxyamada3614
      @sukibloxyamada3614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And defeating the all known Dio

  • @PapagenoDispo
    @PapagenoDispo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6665

    josuke and rohan: wow maybe he's got bizarre adventures
    jotaro: **_has ptsd and depression_**

    • @nob0dii610
      @nob0dii610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Is it wrong i laughed at this?

    • @chidubemmo
      @chidubemmo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@nob0dii610 probably

    • @mysincerestcondolences
      @mysincerestcondolences 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      **sad ora noises**

    • @mysincerestcondolences
      @mysincerestcondolences 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@nob0dii610 **sad ora noises intensify**

    • @saadinhalf
      @saadinhalf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      JoJo’s PTSD and Depression just isn’t as catchy of a title though

  • @thiagotaubman5976
    @thiagotaubman5976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3419

    I love the Oingo Boingo episode, because it implies that Jotaro actually does a bunch of silly and funny tricks off-camera to entertain the other crusaders

    • @leonardocarneirochaves4409
      @leonardocarneirochaves4409 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      YES!YES!YES!

    • @advicelimited
      @advicelimited ปีที่แล้ว +293

      Oingo? "OK i know how to do that trick"
      Joseph "With five cigarettes"
      Oingo? "FU-"

    • @comixproviderftw_02
      @comixproviderftw_02 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Why is it that those two never got a spin off? They’re fucking hilarious!

    • @Idontplaytf2
      @Idontplaytf2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@comixproviderftw_02 **Knock knock** Crazy Diamond’s Demonic Heartbreak would like to talk to you.

    • @CoylerProductions
      @CoylerProductions ปีที่แล้ว +110

      That or Polnareff and Joseph knew it was Oingo the entire time and were intentionally fucking with him

  • @0gre191
    @0gre191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2999

    Plot Twist: The Crusade was actually an immensely fun trip until the last few days, but since the only reliable person left to tell it is Jotaro, both the Morioh Warriors and the audience are told a somber tale of loss that includes none of the fun stuff that happened along the way. Passione got the unfiltered version from Polnareff and has detailed protocols for how to fuck with Jotaro’s head with inside jokes in case he comes to Italy

    • @goldgoblin3049
      @goldgoblin3049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      I would love this being like a ova

    • @lotus4129
      @lotus4129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      This needs a 2 season show. 1 season showing Jotaro's story (Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan style), and season 2 showing Polnareff give his story plus tips on how to fuck with Jotaro (Also TSKR style, but better)

    • @blurrie9560
      @blurrie9560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lol

    • @maxdino26
      @maxdino26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@lotus4129 that would be amazing

    • @Ttegegg
      @Ttegegg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@maxdino26 yay ovas

  • @taylorq8320
    @taylorq8320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4823

    no ones gonna talk about how he started to drink paint water, took out the paint brush, and kept drinking

    • @truji2582
      @truji2582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      was looking for this comment

    • @CorvusCarmen
      @CorvusCarmen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      well-
      it was kakyoin's paint brush and water..?

    • @reintempest2552
      @reintempest2552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Is that equal to huffing glue?

    • @Unknown-qg5hs
      @Unknown-qg5hs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      I mean... Speaking as an artist that has drank their own paint water, its not... THAT bad...

    • @genjioverwatchfan
      @genjioverwatchfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Unknown-qg5hs it barely tastes like anything anyways

  • @alexco.creations4074
    @alexco.creations4074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9759

    this is canon, and if it isn’t, it’s definitely how jotaro remembers it

    • @psyfic9106
      @psyfic9106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      ORA. SHUSH.

    • @lyn5996
      @lyn5996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Star Platinum wait you can speak

    • @0iwasthataj0joreference29
      @0iwasthataj0joreference29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ;0; wat

    • @aisir3725
      @aisir3725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Munus ptsd and death of friends

    • @brunobrx3599
      @brunobrx3599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@lyn5996 he may not speak, but he can surely type

  • @Foxyct0
    @Foxyct0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1081

    Kakyoin: * legally blind *
    Also Kakyoin: I am the gamer GOD

    • @assertingdominance1759
      @assertingdominance1759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      A true gaymer indeed

    • @evangonzalez7732
      @evangonzalez7732 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He doesn't need to see, he bass boosted his game so he can hear footsteps.

    • @V1ncenz010
      @V1ncenz010 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Wait he becomes legally blind? I thought his vision went back to normal

    • @user-cn6pz2lg1x
      @user-cn6pz2lg1x 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      2:09

  • @daggerace9918
    @daggerace9918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    "wow, that was pathetic"
    * ignores the part where he loses half of his new friends *

    • @yeezoyoutube
      @yeezoyoutube 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      To be fair, jotaro didn't witness any of them die

  • @BasedPeter
    @BasedPeter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13203

    Rohan: *"uses Heaven's Door on Joseph"*
    Joseph: *GAY MUSCLE AZTEC GOD NAKED OIL FIGHTING INTENSIFIES*

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1253

      "I never would have thought he would have swung that way, considering."
      "Now I know why he hates Caesar salad so much."

    • @nex_gama48
      @nex_gama48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      SHIZAAAAAA

    • @phantomruby6633
      @phantomruby6633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +449

      Joseph:That marriage might has well have been those pillar men forcefully shoving their rings inside your old mans....... DIO:I’m out. Jotaro:COME BACK HERE AND KILL HIM NOW!

    • @gergelyplosz4063
      @gergelyplosz4063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      Little Holly: *Gets new dog*
      Joseph: How should we name him?
      Little Holly: Let's name him Caesar!
      SHIZAAAAAA

    • @mirc3a2200
      @mirc3a2200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      what about lisa lisa

  • @giornogiovanna3928
    @giornogiovanna3928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8956

    I love the implication that the Stardust Crusaders are basically a group of legendary stand users that all the Morioh Warriors know.

    • @shafiresmeraldo1091
      @shafiresmeraldo1091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      @Excelsior I love that lore tbh

    • @joshguerrero5716
      @joshguerrero5716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +740

      I have a headcanon that the world of stand users know about the Legendary Crusaders and The Man Who Can Stop Time, which explains why everyone in pt 4 and 6 knows about them, plus it just makes them and their deeds all that more impactful.

    • @shawnsigma4420
      @shawnsigma4420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      @@joshguerrero5716 Yeah, it's really nice to see a story you saw happen before your eyes become a legend

    • @RealCoolstriker64
      @RealCoolstriker64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      When you run a second D&D campaign with the same GM with the same setting:

    • @erwindipalac7387
      @erwindipalac7387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Gio-

  • @raj.8924
    @raj.8924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +905

    josuke: tries to calm jotaro down
    rohan: accepts death immediately

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      A wise decision

    • @evangonzalez7732
      @evangonzalez7732 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@ALJ9000 indeed.
      Steely Dan tried the exact same tactic as josuke.
      Last time we saw him, he was punched at full power for like 5 mins and then thrown into a brick wall, crashed THROUGH said brick wall, and probably died.

    • @rorymcelroy1887
      @rorymcelroy1887 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@evangonzalez7732
      *[R E T I R E D]*

    • @kanderten2112
      @kanderten2112 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@evangonzalez7732 1 year ago but if jotaro hit steely dan at full power then star platinums punches would go through his body and make holes in him with every punch like how king crimson makes donuts

  • @felipevalladares8999
    @felipevalladares8999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2647

    Everyone talking about Joseph crying over a salad, but no one talks about him and Kakyoin sit there, in flames.
    2:04

    • @JustARandomDude027
      @JustARandomDude027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      This is fine

    • @SamueL-td7fb
      @SamueL-td7fb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      And the egg!

    • @Kilo_Maybe
      @Kilo_Maybe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      And kakyoin strangling Polnareff

    • @mooganify
      @mooganify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Depression

    • @Lou_Mou
      @Lou_Mou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I think Joseph cried over the salad cuz it must have been a CAESAR SALAD!

  • @big_titan_ofleft_house8377
    @big_titan_ofleft_house8377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3095

    "That was pathetic"
    Me: *cries in roadroller*

    • @banishingwarden
      @banishingwarden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      L ma o

    • @musikalmurder
      @musikalmurder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      *cries in r e r o*

    • @kek-senpai243
      @kek-senpai243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      *cries in wryyyyy*

    • @boomouno6970
      @boomouno6970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cool 100th like

    • @Tuntor689
      @Tuntor689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *sobbing* ROADA ROLLER DA *even more crying* *sniff* wryyyyy...

  • @bigsouthwind3949
    @bigsouthwind3949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1968

    Rohan begins reading
    “Rohan Kishibe was also killed.
    He was killed by Kujo, who had matured.”

    • @ftrjzretro2485
      @ftrjzretro2485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      By getting donuted

    • @st4pps
      @st4pps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@ftrjzretro2485 multiple times

    • @caranielsen1306
      @caranielsen1306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @St4p at the same time

    • @hppreys1724
      @hppreys1724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@caranielsen1306 While the time's stopped

    • @s.e.e.smembermakoto805
      @s.e.e.smembermakoto805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “This guy was looking up Part 9 spoilers!”

  • @Pefonmo
    @Pefonmo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    This is actually kind of sweet. What Jotaro remembers most of the 50 days trip isn't the epic battles or the dangerous enemies, but the time he spent with his friends.

  • @TheUltima_Werewolf
    @TheUltima_Werewolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    I love the one frame of Kakyoin holding the egg

    • @galiskatez5767
      @galiskatez5767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Did you lay that egg

    • @inkdragoon4547
      @inkdragoon4547 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't get it. Can someone explain this please?

    • @deliachristiansen7414
      @deliachristiansen7414 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@inkdragoon4547 It's a reference to a fan manga from the mid-90s where Jotaro and Kakyoin have a son who hatched from an egg. This egg suddenly appeared next to Kakyoin one morning, leading Polnareff to ask if he's the one who laid it.
      ...I'm not making any of that up, by the way.

    • @calicobagels
      @calicobagels ปีที่แล้ว

      👀

    • @inkdragoon4547
      @inkdragoon4547 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@deliachristiansen7414 Wow... I really don't know what to say about this. The internet is such a bizarre place...

  • @lukedelameter7961
    @lukedelameter7961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3386

    Fake Kakyoin: *rero rero rero rero*
    Real Kakyoin: *rero rero rero rero*
    *Jotaro.exe has stopped responding*
    *refresh system memory?*
    *(Y/N)*

  • @naighterobecny2042
    @naighterobecny2042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3743

    Josuke: "I had no idea how childish he used to be"
    Jotaro: "You know what DIO did to Kakyoin?"
    Jotaro: *Kills his uncle and some manga guy*

    • @therobertguy2436
      @therobertguy2436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Too much dude, too much… 😪

    • @BigScarf
      @BigScarf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      That’s a lotta damage

    • @jackiematanza2791
      @jackiematanza2791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      nah it'll be more like
      Rohan and josuke: NIGERUNDAYO

    • @fandemanga3378
      @fandemanga3378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      But where is Anne tho?

    • @gabrielaragon9562
      @gabrielaragon9562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@fandemanga3378 in jotaro's beedroom 😳

  • @plushietwinninjas4990
    @plushietwinninjas4990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Imagine if they saw the actual story where Jotaro had to find out his friends died and was on a time limit to save his mom while fighting a Vampire from the 1880s that can stop time. They would be confused and traumatized a hell

  • @Gravity_Skye
    @Gravity_Skye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Kakyoin holding an egg looking very confused was hilarious

  • @runktheruler
    @runktheruler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3689

    Joseph crying over that salad makes me cry :(

  • @HKOTACON
    @HKOTACON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6527

    I love how Jotaros entire face just turns into a book, instead of the weird face book that Koichi and Hazamada got

    • @sleepy6890
      @sleepy6890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      Mhm. But i'm just glad his hat stayed

    • @feristired8092
      @feristired8092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +381

      Gotta use the full power of heavens door so jotaro won't beat the shit out of him

    • @TimmyTime-jo9qv
      @TimmyTime-jo9qv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I like to think his face was swapped with the book he was reading.

    • @saulgudino315
      @saulgudino315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Rohan uses *face book* too much.
      Don’t worry I’ll leave

    • @tedreal2748
      @tedreal2748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Woah 4 comment and 1.1k likes 😳

  • @ravenmaderaven5318
    @ravenmaderaven5318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    Deadliest things in Jojo
    -Vampires
    -Ultimate Life Forms
    -Road rollers
    -4
    -Hair insults
    -Ambulances
    -*Jotaro*

    • @gori3397
      @gori3397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      *THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK*

    • @X4ND3RZ0N3
      @X4ND3RZ0N3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      - and Planes

    • @takeshiyamamoto663
      @takeshiyamamoto663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@X4ND3RZ0N3 nah that is only when joseph is on it

    • @takeshiyamamoto663
      @takeshiyamamoto663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Being a dog and having zeppeli as a surname are deadly in the jojoverse

    • @lolzer111
      @lolzer111 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@takeshiyamamoto663 so trueeee

  • @shaggy9004
    @shaggy9004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I love how kakyoin is just vibing while jotaro is literally having a hussy fit

  • @YuckCanuck
    @YuckCanuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2225

    I like how Polnareff was just sitting there staring at Jotaro.

  • @MilesTailsProwerfan9
    @MilesTailsProwerfan9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2447

    Jotaro: "You saw the egg... now I need to make you forget it."
    Josuke: "B-but we don't even know what it means!"
    Jotaro: *Star Platinum comes out* "And you will never will."

    • @itsnyetime
      @itsnyetime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      An underappreciated part 6 reference. Thank you

    • @kone2355
      @kone2355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@itsnyetime what chapter

    • @itsnyetime
      @itsnyetime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@kone2355 the egg green baby comes out of.

    • @yes-vz4ut
      @yes-vz4ut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Kakyoin, did you lay this egg?

    • @fubukigaia93
      @fubukigaia93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Clamp, is something...
      _B i z a r r e_

  • @adibabrar1702
    @adibabrar1702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Imagine if they got to the part where they parted with Polnareff or when Jotaro saw Joseph's soul departing.

    • @Nonikt
      @Nonikt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They would be like "Holy shit how can someone cope with those very quick mood swings and not be depressed?"

  • @evan4292
    @evan4292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    2:07 is the best frame in the whole animatic.

  • @jen1447
    @jen1447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3562

    Even then, Jotaro’s love for dolphins was the same and never stopped on his journeys he’s been through

    • @tudoraragornofgreyscot8482
      @tudoraragornofgreyscot8482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      He probably loves them even more since deserts give him PTSD.

    • @DylanYoshi
      @DylanYoshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I like to imagine that Jotaro was secretly giddy at the opportunity to ride a submarine, and was highly disappointed when there were no dolphins.

    • @davidgumazon
      @davidgumazon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @H M SCDF
      Stardust Crusaders Defense Force

    • @JotaroDolphinkujo
      @JotaroDolphinkujo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dam it my secret is revealed

    • @severussnape4370
      @severussnape4370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jen.. I can’t stop time for 4 seconds.. -* goes on computer and deletes all the erotic Dolphin porn from email * their now, if I die my daughter will never know.
      * couple of years *
      Jolyne:looks into computer history...
      Jolyne: HOLY S*

  • @zeeee8305
    @zeeee8305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3491

    I see we just skipped over the whole "death of the whole group" thing

    • @TheChimeraPack
      @TheChimeraPack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +446

      W-w-what are you talking about? That didn't happen....it *never* happened

    • @xwhyphoenix
      @xwhyphoenix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      @@TheChimeraPack Eyes of Heaven vibes.

    • @lyna7614
      @lyna7614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      'Cause it never happened, they are all alive, safe and sound, Kakyoin finished his art studies and now is working on manga, Polnareff had happily returned to France, Avdol is working for the Speedwagon foundation as an investigator, and Jotaro is living a happy life being a marine biologist, any death happened if you think about the possibility than there is an alternative universe where all I've mentioned happens.

    • @cassidyrodriguez3941
      @cassidyrodriguez3941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@lyna7614 technically if diavolo dies its canon so yeah there could be a universe where that happens

    • @yes2623
      @yes2623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@lyna7614 Your comment made me cry 🥺

  • @youraverageyharnamite5389
    @youraverageyharnamite5389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I love how everyone has their own ‘aura’, and also how jotaro’s dark purple is like josuke’s pinkish purple, because jotaro has a just as powerful stand, but a much more edgy personality. (I don’t really care whether it was on purpose or not but it still was nice).

  • @primal9007
    @primal9007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    2:05 Poor Joseph. The minute he saw that salad he was reminded of his fallen comrade. That is both mean and funny at the same time.

  • @sansgolem168
    @sansgolem168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4967

    So Josuke there were 2 identically shaped rocks funniest shit i've ever seen

    • @smolgameboi1553
      @smolgameboi1553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      Josuke, I kid you not, he turned his stand into Dio

    • @pancakecommanderandbowser2279
      @pancakecommanderandbowser2279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Man that was hilarious

    • @probebot171
      @probebot171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Nice job, Squidwars Sans.

    • @ghetoknight7801
      @ghetoknight7801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I don't get either of the jokes...

    • @probebot171
      @probebot171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@ghetoknight7801 The 2 rocks where a mirror.

  • @guarmaz6316
    @guarmaz6316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2815

    For the next sequel : The Legend of The Battle Tendency
    Josuke and Rohan reads Joseph
    Until they saw this
    *Tequilla Joseph: I brought tequilla. Will you boys let me by?*

    • @o5-814
      @o5-814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      "The only thing under my skirt is more tequila big boy"

    • @lekarma777
      @lekarma777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      The Legend of the Pillar Men

    • @void1824
      @void1824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yes but the hard part is finding the right song

    • @OneLegendo
      @OneLegendo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Joel Templeton World War II sounds

    • @meoowowwmeoeomowmow
      @meoowowwmeoeomowmow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If there's a jingle for that Little Caesar's pizza company (I dunno what it's called) use that.

  • @anorangeganger8486
    @anorangeganger8486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "I didn't know how... childish he used to be."
    *josukr and okuyasu acting like 8 year olds*

  • @dantevitale5714
    @dantevitale5714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This is so goddamn wholesome. I've always loved all these animations of the crusaders just being irresponsible morons because like, there's only one of them who's over thirty and he's arguably the least mature of them all.

  • @kingofnobody6698
    @kingofnobody6698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1510

    2:05
    It took me a second to realise that Joseph was crying because he was holding a Caesar salad. This is both hilarious and heartbreaking

  • @purpleguyofthemafia4543
    @purpleguyofthemafia4543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1750

    Jotaro: Stares into the horizon with fellow stardust crusaders
    Also Jotaro:
    *OORRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

    • @mummy1719
      @mummy1719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      YO Kira

    • @DorkMatter001
      @DorkMatter001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      *ambulance approaches with malicious intent*

    • @squazguy
      @squazguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      OI STOPPO STOOOOOP!

    • @giovannagiorno5237
      @giovannagiorno5237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also me-ORA ORA OR

  • @DaviLBS23
    @DaviLBS23 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    1:58 magician's red drying the clothes in the background was creative as hell

  • @FlyingVplayer.
    @FlyingVplayer. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    At school: now write an essay How you spent the summer.
    Jotaro:

  • @telluriumtoothpick6367
    @telluriumtoothpick6367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1664

    Top ten more dead people than Yoshikage Kira:
    1. Rohan
    1b. Josuke

    • @luquimay5645
      @luquimay5645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Diavolo*

    • @brunobrx3599
      @brunobrx3599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@luquimay5645 Diavolo is number -infinity

    • @Tuntor689
      @Tuntor689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Shigechi*

    • @closettweeb2127
      @closettweeb2127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Now this is the most killedest guy in the world."

    • @peixearrombado
      @peixearrombado 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Steely dan**

  • @alekssbound
    @alekssbound 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3037

    "That was Pathetic"
    Jotaro: *Cries in Road rolla, Arms, Donut and knife*

  • @oceanman6973
    @oceanman6973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When I was younger, I once saw two identical rocks beside each other.
    *Funniest shit I’ve ever seen*

  • @Octxel
    @Octxel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Josuke: "I had no idea how childish he used to be"
    all the other crusaders:

  • @Basil_omri
    @Basil_omri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1013

    Me, expecting how he became like this trying to save his mother from death by killing an ultimate evil and having mental trauma from seeing his friends die before his eyes
    Them: haha jotaro child pink

    • @mrzenox9835
      @mrzenox9835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Pretty much my impression

    • @andrewphillips4681
      @andrewphillips4681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      This is supposed to be what happened off camera

    • @lambsauce2071
      @lambsauce2071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @andrewphillips4681
      @andrewphillips4681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      3:16
      Watch the credits next time

    • @user-nu7xl6er4l
      @user-nu7xl6er4l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Котик_со сметанкой walk like Egyptian

  • @void1824
    @void1824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    0:50 when threatened the wild jotaro scares its attacker with it’s signature war cry

    • @TheUser69420
      @TheUser69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      this is braught to you by brave wilderness

    • @erickbarbos4647
      @erickbarbos4647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I love how he just went:ORAAAAAA!

    • @ladladmylads2462
      @ladladmylads2462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      At first I always thought starflight and was just OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO

  • @iamanunus9141
    @iamanunus9141 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This is honestly a really good animation; I like how the unique style meets the montage of all Jotaro’s adventures, and the song choice was creative as hell

  • @serhan-solo5144
    @serhan-solo5144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    1:44 *gasp* you've managed to make iggy cute! 😀

  • @peemaster-uu9qo
    @peemaster-uu9qo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4401

    **sees a scene of Joseph crying while holding a bowl of salad**
    Me: What does this mean- *oh.. oh no*

  • @xeyes.
    @xeyes. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3180

    The best part is when Joseph cries at a salad
    A Caesar Salad to be exact

    • @timA-np8mn
      @timA-np8mn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I was trying to forgot that incident and you reminded me.....SHINU

    • @Brent515
      @Brent515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Found it 2:05

    • @butteredtoast1250
      @butteredtoast1250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      wrench?

    • @fenekke5603
      @fenekke5603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
      SALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

    • @yellowflare_8465
      @yellowflare_8465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Shizaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @Ieonleon
    @Ieonleon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    i feel like a lot of the pages would be
    “he cried today.” or “he played with a dolphins today.” and “he got drunk and sang at the karaoke bar today.”

  • @itz_just_me4133
    @itz_just_me4133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My favorite was when Joseph was looking for Dio and a guy "not dio" was right behind him

  • @andras3665
    @andras3665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1030

    i like how in the ending Josuke tries to justify himself and Rohan just says "Oh, shit."

    • @diegoxavier9107
      @diegoxavier9107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Sounds like Rohan to me

    • @lambsauce2071
      @lambsauce2071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Rohan last hamon

    • @rosedark5812
      @rosedark5812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He accepted his fate

    • @davilandin5754
      @davilandin5754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "Guess I'll die"

    • @valkie9781
      @valkie9781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lets be honest- rohan probably accepted his fate before even trying this stunt... theres no way he'd do it otherwise XD

  • @shronk4236
    @shronk4236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +949

    2:09 KAKYOIN DID YOU LAY THIS EGG?!

  • @bobble3236
    @bobble3236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I like how josuke is trying to explain himself but Rohan has already given up on life

  • @abyssbun444
    @abyssbun444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I was expecting to see a sad video with last train home playing in the background. But I got a nice video of Jotaro enjoying the company of his friends, which feels even sadder considering the events of the series.

  • @currentlybeingremade9706
    @currentlybeingremade9706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    Josuke 4.
    Rohan Kishibe.
    Stands: Crazy diamond.
    Heavens door.
    Status: RETIRED

    • @Lies_of_pfan
      @Lies_of_pfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      When i found this comment there were 69 likes

    • @MixerDixer96
      @MixerDixer96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Now theres 169 likes lol

    • @antonh1159
      @antonh1159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Josuke 4
      Rohan Kishibe.
      Stands: Crazy diamond,Heavens door
      Status: YO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@antonh1159 Josuke Higashikata (4)
      Kishibe Rohan
      Stands: Crazy Diamond
      Heaven’s Door
      Status: Dead as hell. What shoes they wearin in their caskets? Thats why they don’t got no knees, *b i t c h*

    • @viralvegetable2411
      @viralvegetable2411 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thebiolibrary5572 THATS WHY YO SHOES RAGGEDY

  • @the_infinexos
    @the_infinexos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    2:29 Something about Kakyoin's gamer moment is both awesome and cute

    • @Pablo_Martin_aa
      @Pablo_Martin_aa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Kakyoin: this a pro gamer moment

    • @sultryazian
      @sultryazian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's cus hes enjoying most gamers rage

    • @jonahthelad
      @jonahthelad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *gamer moment*

    • @kelas7a-06-darrenrudianto8
      @kelas7a-06-darrenrudianto8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Jotaro be like: what the f*ck is this thing

    • @firstlast9586
      @firstlast9586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He’s vibing leave him alone

  • @somekidok6971
    @somekidok6971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Ah yes childish almost dying for 50 days and watching your friends die

  • @kitkatavie7020
    @kitkatavie7020 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This is when I wish we got more slice of life during Stardust Crusaders

  • @doughytown4188
    @doughytown4188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1567

    Something tells me Star Platinum's time stop has increased to 7 Seconds.

    • @theboi7876
      @theboi7876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      once you say dolphins suck to jotaro then you are as screwed as ( i forgot the owner of the stand yellow temperance

    • @CountFab
      @CountFab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@theboi7876 Rubber soul

    • @Keisezrgs
      @Keisezrgs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fab Beschi nah, you'd end up boneless like Steely Dan if you mutter a word about Koichi or Dolphins around Jotaro.

    • @thelastmlg2699
      @thelastmlg2699 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CountFab i thought it was his stand localization name

    • @notbakana7354
      @notbakana7354 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @H M u again?

  • @jotarokujo5849
    @jotarokujo5849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1079

    It shouldve went this way:
    Rohan: Heaven's Door
    Jotaro: becomes a book
    Rohan: *begins reading*
    Rohan: "So It's the same stand as Star Platinum"
    Rohan: "Star Platinum: Heavens Door"
    Rohan: wha- *turns into a book*

    • @namvietkishibe9833
      @namvietkishibe9833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I am the real Rohan Kishibe bitch

    • @gdino9825
      @gdino9825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Stand user:Jotaro Kujo
      Stand name:star platinum
      Stand ability:an fucking power house copy cat stand
      Note:I’m technically saying the truth when jotaro meet another power house stand

    • @CadetFD
      @CadetFD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He impregnated a dolphin chapter 1
      Them:.........

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think a few the Rohans are supposed to be Jotaro.

    • @mlgkid3298
      @mlgkid3298 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ I think it's Rohan reading the lines in Jotaro, not Jotaro saying it.

  • @HikoNoMori
    @HikoNoMori 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    You forgot the part where he cried over half the characters dying

  • @Zackylorin
    @Zackylorin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Jotaro when he wakes up: ŷœù hævë m€re sëçœñds tœ lïvê

  • @irisrosario5040
    @irisrosario5040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    Jotaro: *doesn't know how to play a video game*
    Kekyoin: *plays like a true gamer*
    Being lonely for alot of years that he had better gamer skills than you.

    • @cangirayicel7639
      @cangirayicel7639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao don't be so dramatic

    • @jhoennylol7234
      @jhoennylol7234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That means i am a pro gamer

    • @minatoarisato8798
      @minatoarisato8798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That would mean I am the best gamer but I am not please explain this paradox

    • @arthurdias6860
      @arthurdias6860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He was playing video games like a pro all the time

    • @user-jo8yb4uf7e
      @user-jo8yb4uf7e 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's kinda ironic cuz Im the same as kak...no friends..just games

  • @egg3228
    @egg3228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    2:26 “I had no idea how childish he used to be.”
    Well he did turn into a child and 17 is considered a minor

    • @hambro0357
      @hambro0357 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I though in japan legal age is like 14

    • @momogasi7930
      @momogasi7930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hambro 03 In japan the legal age of consent that each like province can choose is 13, tho most choose 16-17, and as far as I understand the legal drinking age is 20

    • @deaththreats1005
      @deaththreats1005 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      h

    • @whitedeer378
      @whitedeer378 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      7 age

  • @rbdoesstufforsomething8720
    @rbdoesstufforsomething8720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    captions
    jotaro: ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    also captions: [music]

  • @exeidiot3277
    @exeidiot3277 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    They didn't look far enough to see his trauma but all n all it was a good memory.
    Edit: 2:07 Kakyoin is holding an egg help-

  • @carrot64954
    @carrot64954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2705

    All jokes aside, I really want Kishibe Rohan with Josuke to see Joseph's or Jotaro's memory

    • @yaboidustin2447
      @yaboidustin2447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Ok if you don't call Joseph
      Joestar joseph
      Don't call Rohan
      Kishibe Rohan
      Please for the sake of us retards

    • @natanieux
      @natanieux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@yaboidustin2447 we are used to "Joseph Joestar" bc he's English/American, if you saw the sub anime or read the manga, you'll be used to Kishibe Rohan. As long you don't call Giorno by jorono, is fine.

    • @thetrollege
      @thetrollege 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Rodolfo Vargas no he didn’t

    • @roju4502
      @roju4502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Rodolfo Vargas Nobody “Died” in the universe reset. If giorno died in the universe reset or even got hurt GER would’ve reversed it.

    • @morgansboobies
      @morgansboobies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Rodolfo Vargas nah dud, jorono died in part 69. smh have you read jojo?

  • @szatan9717
    @szatan9717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1175

    "And then he started crying over salad, funniest shit i've ever seen"

    • @MdAshif-jg3ob
      @MdAshif-jg3ob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      CAEEEZARRRRRR

    • @ananyakumar4621
      @ananyakumar4621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Idkk if he would say that now considering how fucked up he got bc of his friends dying..

    • @bizybliztaverage9414
      @bizybliztaverage9414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      SHIZAAAAAA

    • @piramidasukcesu9417
      @piramidasukcesu9417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Siema, Szatanie. Mam nadzieje że pamiętasz co to za zdjęcie profilowe, bo chętnie bym zobaczył oryginał.

    • @szatan9717
      @szatan9717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@piramidasukcesu9417
      To panel z mangi "kimetsu no yaiba", niestety nie pamiętam który to dokładnie rozdział. Postać nazywa się Tokito Muichirou.

  • @Flaca.2o9
    @Flaca.2o9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    so no ones gonna talk about 2:09 -
    "KaKyOiN diD You laY ThIS eGg"

  • @yukixler
    @yukixler 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Loved the frame of Kakyoin with the iconic EGG 😂😂

  • @ityaboitaiga9916
    @ityaboitaiga9916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1547

    Josuke: "that, was..."
    Rohan: "horribly pathetic!"
    Josuke: "I had no idea how... childish he used to be!"
    Me: "well, minus avdol, he's probably the most serious..."

    • @gravy7944
      @gravy7944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It ya boi, Taiga post stardust crusaders yeah

    • @mimis_jail
      @mimis_jail 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *cough* now when im winning im gonna do this dance that’s my new thing

    • @__8120
      @__8120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      At least original avdol lol

    • @__8120
      @__8120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He is also definitely the most composed

    • @sunglassesgogeta7482
      @sunglassesgogeta7482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And the most dead

  • @table188
    @table188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    2:05 JOSEPH IS CRYING OVER CAESAR SALAD-

    • @exaid0556
      @exaid0556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      CHIIIIIIIIIIIZZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @liguow
      @liguow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      SHIZZZZZAAAAA

    • @peemaster-uu9qo
      @peemaster-uu9qo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *Ah yes, a man of intellect.*

    • @CounterMS
      @CounterMS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SHIIIIZAAAAAA

    • @Gio_bea
      @Gio_bea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Joseph:
      CAESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! NOOOOOOOOOOO! HE TURNED INTO SALAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • @gasmask7064
    @gasmask7064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He was literally a teenager during that whole thing lol.

  • @siberianwinds
    @siberianwinds 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This is amazing! This video made me realize why I LOVE SDC and why I still can't move on from their fates, especially Kakyoin's. They were happy... I just want them to be happy forever :(

  • @Kazumaji
    @Kazumaji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2445

    *Guys stop saying that I layed the egg you’re scaring me*

    • @skribbzanimates2255
      @skribbzanimates2255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      Everyone, press F for our poor gamer over here
      *F*

    • @tangiehuck4346
      @tangiehuck4346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Serrect yuor cur

    • @Kazumaji
      @Kazumaji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      T Angie Huck r/ihadastroke

    • @tangiehuck4346
      @tangiehuck4346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@Kazumaji no this is what it sounds like
      But it does sound like a stroke

    • @cleokala3214
      @cleokala3214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Big F

  • @jakai2463
    @jakai2463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1297

    2:41 when jotaro puts his hat down hes secretly smiling cause secretly in the bottom of his heart *he does love them*

    • @flyingsuperbeam3706
      @flyingsuperbeam3706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Awwwwwwww cutest comment ever

    • @xinnxi
      @xinnxi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@flyingsuperbeam3706 indeed

    • @sorayatefaj
      @sorayatefaj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      not at the bottom of his heart, he truly loves the crusaders but he just dosnt show his emotions, araki said that he dosnt show his emotions cuz he thinks ppl can understand how he feels

    • @Victor-056
      @Victor-056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Not only that... In the Canon ending, watch where he puts the photo.
      He puts the photo of the Crusaders, in his left breast pocket... _Over his Heart._

    • @thatdemoninthecar
      @thatdemoninthecar ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Victor-056 Oh yeah he also framed it

  • @hichampiggy9795
    @hichampiggy9795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Jotaro : you two enjoying yourself?!..
    Josuke : M-M-Mr. Jotaro, I can explain!!...
    Rohan : *OOOOHHH SHIT......*
    XD I died

  • @xenvid
    @xenvid 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    New headcanon that Joseph cannot eat Caesar Salad without shedding a tear. The excuse he gives is that the salad is so good its tear-worthy.

  • @LewysC
    @LewysC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    Can you imagine Rohan's reaction if he read Joseph's pages... The sheer amount of insane, world-changing adventures Joseph has been on in his life would be enough to fuel Rohan into retirement Araki style 😂

    • @voodooozo3755
      @voodooozo3755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      *bass boosted aztec dubstep starts playing*
      Rohan: Oh my god. Im heading to Speedwagon's HQ in America so I can use heaven's door on Santana.

    • @sleepy6890
      @sleepy6890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      What if he read Dio's

    • @Razvii
      @Razvii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@sleepy6890 Lots and i mean LOTS of women, that man was plowing women faster than Zeus

    • @TheLonelySkeleton
      @TheLonelySkeleton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      "Wow." States Rohan. "This would make excellent manga materi- N-NANI!?" He freezes upon reading the next line. "B-but how!? That can't be right! It's not possible!" He begins breathing heavily.
      *"Your next line is "Wow. This would make excellent manga material!" TU IU!"*

    • @striker8961
      @striker8961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yo what if the whole series is just Rohan writing down the memories of everyone....?

  • @curley-clown
    @curley-clown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    JOSEPH CRYING OVER A CAESAR SALAD WAS WHAT OFFICIALLY KILLED ME

    • @yousufnasere7449
      @yousufnasere7449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      2:05

    • @MrCrazyKirill
      @MrCrazyKirill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@yousufnasere7449 thanks.

    • @The27thLizard
      @The27thLizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah that’s kinda heartwarming to know he really did care about me

    • @jamiesmith2374
      @jamiesmith2374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Danny Alvarez ye wamuu kinda umm ye know

    • @severussnape4370
      @severussnape4370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Plot twist of part 2: Joseph died of a heart attack after the wrong order and being served a Caesar salad.

  • @HoneyDimon
    @HoneyDimon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This animation was actually so lively and engaging! You actually summed up SC (- the traumatic events) so well!!!

  • @Xman34washere
    @Xman34washere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This turns from a reading into a massacre really fucking quick

  • @daleketchup7434
    @daleketchup7434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1310

    You know how people remember things differently instead of how it actually happened? This is that

    • @maskedman1195
      @maskedman1195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Its pretty fair to say that all the bad that happened to them from that trip may have skewed his memories

    • @regularusername5516
      @regularusername5516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@maskedman1195 it's all but confirmed he has PTSD from the trip since he can't think straight when he's reminded of DIO

    • @Dinoman972
      @Dinoman972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The fact that Iggy was present during his memories of ZZ's attacks pretty much confirms it.

    • @justabiscuit1794
      @justabiscuit1794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dinoman972 who is zz?

    • @Dinoman972
      @Dinoman972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@justabiscuit1794 He's Wheel of Fortune's user.

  • @badadvicejoe6203
    @badadvicejoe6203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    Was... was joseph crying over a Caesar salad?

  • @oswaldfarkleton3839
    @oswaldfarkleton3839 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    2:05 When he sees a bowl of Ceaser Salad, he can’t help but remember when happened 50 years ago

  • @jaime2992
    @jaime2992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:34
    Easy there Rohan, Kakyoin got dibs if he ends up being gay

    • @ProbablyHeavensDoor
      @ProbablyHeavensDoor ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it’s been 3/4 of a year i hope you changed

    • @jaime2992
      @jaime2992 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ProbablyHeavensDoor yes, I’ve seen the error of my ways. Jotaro is married to a woman and has one daughter and one really reliable son

    • @ProbablyHeavensDoor
      @ProbablyHeavensDoor ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jaime2992 but what about the egg

  • @HomeDepotHR
    @HomeDepotHR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    2:05 Joseph found a ceaser salad, and started crying. *WHY IS THIS NOT CANON*

    • @brunobrx3599
      @brunobrx3599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      If Diavolo dies, it's Canon, and since he's going to die in the future...

    • @Orion-nq2qr
      @Orion-nq2qr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Timestamp?

    • @obviously_not_dio_brando8566
      @obviously_not_dio_brando8566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Jotaro: oi jiji i brought you salad.
      Joseph: o thank you jo-... *SHIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAA*

    • @entoy092523
      @entoy092523 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Orion-nq2qr 2:05

    • @HomeDepotHR
      @HomeDepotHR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brunobrx3599 MMMMMMM

  • @artotoroderp9350
    @artotoroderp9350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +800

    Nobody:
    No one:
    Not even DIO:
    Jotaro staring at the Horizon:
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRAAAAA

    • @le_mothman
      @le_mothman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I would screem wryy at the moon

    • @alexghost3416
      @alexghost3416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@le_mothman your spirit animal is probably a wolf

    • @memeboi6942
      @memeboi6942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@le_mothman your spirit animal is a buff yellow man who can stop time

    • @le_mothman
      @le_mothman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@memeboi6942 finally something that isn't dumb furry shit.

    • @kaos5633
      @kaos5633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very funny im dying of laughter
      Now if only I did not see this comment for the 1000th freaking time

  • @coryphaenidae
    @coryphaenidae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:05 not joseph crying about the shiza salad

  • @arabianprincessbabae
    @arabianprincessbabae ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If they were to go any further they would probably start to cry

  • @thecrow_4
    @thecrow_4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    It's a shame that they didn't read up to the "suddently, a gay blond vampire and his ice cream friend warp out the black, destroy the dog, and donut the ginger". With this draw style it would have been hilarious.

    • @crusaderlazy3216
      @crusaderlazy3216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      TheCrow_4 don’t forget the “after some fighting he became serious and out of nowhere pulled out a road roller,so it’s the same stand as star platinum.

  • @dat1bruv472
    @dat1bruv472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    When joskue said that it was childish I was like "oh yeah no one brutally impaled or sent into a void to never be seen again" so childish

    • @wrongtime9097
      @wrongtime9097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Or how their dog that had been with them for several weeks got repeatedly kicked in the ribs against a wall until it fucking died

    • @antonh1159
      @antonh1159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Honestly this is the type of shit i bet they got up too between scenes

    • @FetusDeletus_E
      @FetusDeletus_E 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wrongtime9097 he didn't know that

    • @kurubyy
      @kurubyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@FetusDeletus_E that’s the point..they don’t know the full story

  • @chiinit
    @chiinit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Avdol be looking so adorable at 2:06