I love how tucker only appears for the first time when he’s referred to. Like the first eight minutes I thought he just wasn’t there and suddenly Ted started talking to him.
One thing I figured out: Schlatt is always either 2% or 110% on board with whatever emotion he's feeling. No in-between. Also it's cool finally seeing Tucker's face on the podcast.
You’re not supposed to put hot food in the fridge because it can raise the fridge temp and make the other food end up in the “danger zone” however, leaving that food out over night also will put it in that zone. What she should do is prepare the food sooner so it can cool off and go in the fridge before you go to bed. She kinda did her roommate a favor, meal prepping food for the week after it’s been sitting out on the counter for 8ish hours is a recipe for food poisoning.
this! i get time management can be tricky for some but it seems to be a routine she's been doing for a while. it wouldn't be that hard to let it cool then put it in the fridge. if she's that adamant, she could have found a way to put them in the pantry or something to let them cool
also she was warned the cats could interfere so just bc she has poor time managing of cooking the meal prep doesn’t mean the other roommate needs to worry about the cats once a week. Imo I would pay for half the food but she NTA
I mean yeah, but that also sounds like having a shitty fridge if putting in a hot meal really puts the fridge into a dangerous temperature zone for very long. But yeah, falling asleep immediately after meal prep also sounds like the issue because leaving food out overnight is by far an even worse idea than putting hot food in a fridge.
as a new hairdresser i can say with full confidence that it's either the manikin or random walk-ins and praying u don't jack someone up bad. terrifying i must say
Gotta target the little kids to minimize the blowback onto you from adults. Who cares if some little shit comes home crying every day for a month because everybody’s making fun of their hair? -Schlatt, probably
Looking at your pfp I'll have to kick you over and demand a new hair dresser if they tried to give me you. Seriously, have an attractive hairstyle if you want people to trust you with theirs.
if you watch almost any youtuber's AITA reading videos, almost 50% of the posts are just men treating their wives/sisters/girlfriends/brides like total shit, and it the post is BY said guy they are baffled that anyone could ever criticize him, and if it's the girl they're usually not ready to accept that their s.o/husband is a fucking loser
Or people acting like that's the case for someone who literally can't help it like the sleep guy. Ted literally had the solution but no, he's the asshole for his biology. 🙃
@@Lil_Yuri I mean I think the real situation behind that post is that the wife is horribly sleep deprived and stressed out and part of her just cannot comprehend that the husband can sleep through the baby’s cries. The hormones and stress of giving birth plus not being able to sleep for more than 2 hours at a time for months straight is probably literally driving her insane. They need to figure out a way to lessen her load. If he can’t do middle of the night feedings then he needs to change his schedule around so he can have a “shift” where he’s fully awake and his wife’s asleep so she gets more rest. He can also be the asshole in that situation depending on how much effort it takes the wife to wake him up. Like if it’s anything more than just a shove and she like has to repeatedly pester him to get up I definitely understand her frustration.
The cat woman's roommate is the clearest example, if it was sitting out for an hr or something I'd blame the cat owner because it's their responsibility and they could be kept away, but to leave food out overnight and not expect it to be destroyed at some point is negligent, you literally are asking for it to happen.
Completely; there's also this obnoxious trait by non-cat owners to presume that cats will behave like dogs in terms of obedience when cats are fun pets, but they absolutely do their own thing. It's why the owner even warned her!
Funny enough, a friend of mine who runs a deli got a 1-cent tip today. Some lady parked in the fire lane, told them she was in a hurry, and proceeded to make a large order while someone was cleaning the slicer. When that employee had her order down, he started chatting with the next customer, and the lady snapped "Are you gonna start on mine?" while he was still cleaning the damn machine. He told her he was finishing up (with a very polite smile), made her food and the next guy's, and my friend rang her out. The lady gave the fakest "thanks so much!" of all time and waltzed out the door to her Mercedes. My friend came up to me with a print-out showing all the stuff she'd gotten + a single penny tip, and we laughed like crazy! People who think that's such an epic own when they were two minutes away from a fire lane ticket AND being an asswad to employees are the funniest idiots, I swear.
@@amberhernandez I'm sorry you and your friend had to witness such sheer bullshittery. I'm just glad it wasn't Jedediah Schlatt himself that you dealt with... (But seriously, what a bitch-)
To answer the fridge and hot food dilemma at 25:41, I learned in school that you can’t put hot things in the fridge because it will heat up the fridge to the point that the fridge will have to work overtime to try to keep the temperature in its normal degree bracket, so then overtime it will shorten the life of the fridge
yep yep culinary school drills this in ur brain, also it can warm up the things around it for a potentially significant amount of time before it cools down, so it can spoil other things in the fridge way faster
When I was on reddit last, I was browsing r/gooncaves when I got this strange feeling of dread. I closed the page and turned around to see Ted, standing behind me in a fit of rage with a baseball bat. After several minutes of merciless beating, Ted grabbed my computer and vanished. I woke up in the hospital weeks later to see his on this podcast, free of punishment. Fantastic reddit experience!!
Ted already has a podcast for that where he gets random people that have a lot of money, or zero money, do that. It’s called TEDTalk. Been around for awhile. Did you think he just worked his way up in the world? No. Nepo baby. Ted N”pr”ivison
Keeping in mind that its possible that I just have a well fortified immune system, I debunk this almost every day of my life. I constantly leave food unrefrigerated including things than DEFINITELY should be within an hour sometimes for days if it was a big meal that I'm just reheating for days. I know I'm disgusting but like if I don't see mold, it's still gold.
Right? Like it is bad to put hot food in the fridge because it raises the temp and puts other things in the fridge in the danger zone but leaving it out all night is putting that food in the danger zone.
For April's first, you guys should get charlie back and then do an entire episode where you keep doing the intro every 3 minutes, just slightly touch a topic and then one of you guys goes "welcome to chuckle sandwich" and then do this an hour long
I was a single mom and a heavy sleeper. I made it work! The main problem with waking up a partner to help take care of the baby, is you have to fully wake up to wake them up and in that time, the baby has upset themself more and probably won’t go back down as quickly. It DOES actually make it more difficult for everyone involved. She just wants to sleep without waking up for a few hours and he’s making it to where she still has to wake up!
Okay but what is the other solution? Your baby isn't going to wake up on a schedule right? So setting an alarm really isn't that helpful. Would you just put a motion detecting or sound detecting alarm in the baby's room? Unless baby monitors already have an alarm function. I honestly just thought they played the sound from the baby's room though
Do you really need to wake up fully to shove your partner on the shoulder a bit? That should be doable while half in dreamland let alone needing to be 100% awake
I mean, I dunno what you want the heavy sleeper to do in this situation, it's not like they're choosing to sleep through the baby crying, and anything you do to wake them up will also wake up the other person too, and like someone else said, babies don't cry on a schedule, you can't set a timer or an alarm for this. The only solution to this problem inevitably involves waking up everyone.
@@ArenaTeams2024 in the post he literally states that a shove to the shoulder will not wake him up. im also a heavy sleeper and it usually takes at least 20 miuntes to really wake me up. if he's like that, in that time the wife would have dealt with the baby already
I think the wife waking up the husband problem is that she’s still putting in work to wake him up. In her mind it could be that she’s already awake and probably won’t be able to go back to sleep easily. We also don’t know if the husband knows how to put the baby back to sleep since (assuming) he’s probably never done it before, at least at that time of day. She’s already awake, had to put in the extra effort to wake up the husband, has to listen to the husband try to put the baby to sleep, and try to go back to bed after it all. Waking him up probably puts an extra step for her and (like Ted said) it doesn’t sound like he’s looking for more solutions. It’s probably just really frustrating for her that his one solution was the one that required her to put in work/effort when that’s the thing she’s complaining about
@@zwitie3455 Yeah. I think this is one of those situations where no one is really at fault and better communication is the only thing that will really help
I’m just lost at what “solution” there could be other than her just waking him up. I’m assuming that the baby crying woke her up, so she’s already awake. Nothing is lost in her just pushing him away so he can deal with it. Unless the baby is waking at a set time every night, there’s nothing the dude can really do to make himself wake up. Other than an alarm, but then they both would be awake again. It just seems like a lot of drama lol😅
@@A_Toaster True- and even girls/women that watch sgat entirely lack the ability to talk to women. Can attest to that lol. but don’t worry everyone we’ll figure it out one day, i believe in us💪💪
as someone whos wrote many fake AITA stories before that last one is 100% fake the little bit about the broken leg really hammers it home that its definitely fake
@buchstaben-suppe the same reason people write fiction novels, for fun. It's entertaining for them to write and for people to read, whether it's true or not.
I will say, with schlatts take on not affording meal prep but having cats, that the person in the post said they didn't have FOOD money to spare, they most likely do have other money but they budget it out into different things. They probably have money put aside for food, bills, cat stuff etc etc, so I feel like its not that crazy to not be able to afford some groceries while still caring for animals
i finally caught up with the series. I watched ALL the episodes in order. this is the first time i watch an ep when it comes out. im so happy this aint out dated drama no more
No way is this really the first time Schlatt’s fully talked about gooning on Chuckle Sandwich???? I’m so used to it just being a default topic on the goon smp, I kind of forget that it’s not a bit on this pod
That second story: I would replace the food ONCE, if I was feeling generous, but not another time after that, if even then. Assuming the roomy was aware of and alright with the cats, and this wasn't some "oh, my cats are also gonna live with me, you gotta deal with them!" situation, OP is in the clear. Cats are conscious, intelligent creatures, that will do what they want. OP could technically lock them in a room each night, but, that's not fair to the cats. They live there as well. The roomy was made aware VERY EARLY ON that cats will do what cats want to do, which is also just common sense knowledge. OP made it clear that there was an attempt to train them away from getting onto the counter, even though cats are ass holes and still try anyway. The roomy did it to themselves, maybe don't leave your food out all night long like a smart person, ESPECIALLY with animals about. EDIT: Damn grandma, if the kids are that much of a hassle, so much so that you're trying to tear me from my wife's side as she gives birth, don't worry. You'll never, ever have to deal with them again. You won't even see them, let alone hear them!
I wonder if the man in the waking up for the baby story maybe not only is a heavy sleeper, but also takes forever to wake up. So the reason it’s worse is that in the time it takes for her to wake him up, she could’ve already taken care of it herself and gone back to sleep. That’s the only way I could see that this makes sense.
The cat one is so ridiculous. If you live in a house with animals you dont leave food out. You dont lock the cats up for being cats. So will they have to be locked up every meal or snack time?
Watching these reminds me of when I first met Ted. I just got my luxrury haircut and ran into Ted in the parking lot. He wrapped barbed wire around my throat and frisked me for my car keys. Once he got them he backed into me and then took off as I struggled on the ground wrapping myself more in barbed wire like a turtle in a plastic wring from a six pack
Charlie's absence has left a noticeable void in the content, and it's clear that his unique humor and infectious energy are sorely missed. While we understand everyone needs breaks, seeing Charlie return-even if it's not permanently-would bring a wave of excitement and rejuvenation to the channel. #WeMissCharlie
I'm a prep/line cook. Leaving the food out to cool down is not only nonsense but also hazardous. The longer it sits between 40°F and 140°F, the more likely the food is to grow bacteria that can make you sick. If the food is hot, you need to put the food in the fridge without a lid in order to cool it quickly. Once it's cooled down, you put the lid on. I have no idea where this idea that's putting hot food in the fridge is bad came from. I even remember my mom saying this when I was a kid, too.
this sub is full of two people: either so obviously YTA or they’ve been gaslit so effectively for so long and they are finally beginning to perceive it
She was in a car accident, walked all the way up to the apartment, and cannot afford it while he knows he can. Yet he doesn’t even want to share his cheap meal. Hilarious and very sad. Sad for the girlfriend.
My family normally waits for food to naturally cool down for a little before putting in the fridge because sometimes if the food cools down too fast(Like in a fridge/freezer) the food has the potential to spoil or not last as long.
My take on the 3rd AITA: - their eldest child is 8 years old, he's been a dad for 8 years and still hasn't resolved this issue/made efforts to change things? Also, if he needs to be violently shaken to be woken up, by the time he's awake enough to care for the baby, everyone in the house is gonna be awake + babies need immediate care and attention. He's probably TA. Would like to hear the wife's side of the story.
Yeah, I think they got close to hitting on it, but I think the wife saying that waking him up “makes it worse” is her saying that now she’s not just having to take care of the baby, she’s also having to help *him* take care of the baby. She feels that she has to work all the time either way. Thus the “weaponized incompetence” comment. From this context, I think she’s probably being a tad impatient/unkind, especially if she knows her husband is a heavy sleeper, but given that she’s a sleep-deprived mom of a newborn I’m willing to cut her a break lol.
Respectfully, your take sucks. "Hasn't made efforts to change things?" What? Are we reading the same post? Him doing that is literally the premise of the entire post. The husband is a heavy sleeper. There is no conscious choice he's making to ignore the baby. He can't magically become a light sleeper. The wife is clearly not a heavy sleeper, and is going to be woken up by the baby crying regardless of whether the husband gets up on his own or not. Explain to me, how it could possibly be MORE of an issue for the wife to roll over and wake him up? There is absolutely no scenario in which the wife is not woken up. The wife is just pissed off and is going to be upset with him regardless. There's no logical reason for her to have a problem with waking him up when she's already awake, and they're literally right next to each other.
@@mythiic3198literally. And the vibrating bracelet alarm or whatever is so retarded bc it’s not like the baby is gonna wake up at the exact same time every night, and even if it did somehow work right on time every night, that’s for deaf people, not heavy sleepers. It’s very likely a vibration isn’t enough to wake him. Literally how is it that hard to roll over and give him a shake and tell him to get the baby, him take maybe a minute or two to get up and fix it, which is only slightly slower than the mother would be if she actually tries to wake him up, like???? She is the one weaponizing her incompetence lmao
@@mythiic3198 I think @charlotte5459 's reply above answers why waking him up might be more effort, though of course we don't know for sure. However, you pointing out that this post is him trying to change things IS the issue, if this was an immediate thing, I'd understand, but it's the fact that it wasn't until they've had three kids, the eldest being 8, that he's now asking her to wake him up, after how many years of sleepless nights for the wife? Has he never before even given it a thought? He's never realised how bad it is for his wife and offered help? That's AH behaviour, and who knows how many other things he's never offered to help with. edit: it's even worse because he said his wife said 'she does an unfair amount of work', so he HIMSELF DIDN'T think it may be unfair and offer a solution, SHE had to bring it up FIRST and it's only then he said to just wake him up. That's his wife, he should care more.
Having to shake awake her husband probably makes it "worse" because if he was able to get up and take care of the baby she'd be getting more sleep. Since she has to shake him awake to get him to help she's probably too awake afterwards to fall back asleep quick enough therefore she isn't getting more sleep. Really he should take the kiddos during the day for her so she can get naps!
Putting things that are too hot into a fridge in to big of a bulk will not only over-stress the compressor that cools stuff down but it will also make the inside of your fridge warm before it even gets cold which puts your food in a food-unsafe zone of temp, Ted. No worries though, if you don't work in food service most people won't have that stuff barked at them by managers all the time!
putting hot food in the fridge can mess with the tempeture inside the fridge *so the fridge would have to work harder to keep it cool OR all the other food in the fridge (maybe even freezers) won't be cold
I've noticed that schaltt is particularly bad at empathisizng in these AITA situations because he tends to lean towards a solution that makes the situation never happen in the first place (ie. in the third AITA he just repeats that the wife should just wake up the husband) but never actually accepts the reality of the situation for what it is and work around it, whereas that is what Ted tends to do instead
0:28 I was connecting my blutooth to the phone and just as it connected the first thing that I heard was ' kid died ' 😂😂😂 This truly is a special podcast...
Congrats to the "Schlatt" AI on coming out as bisexual! Such a shame the real schlatt never got to live his truth before we lost him to the gooning incident 😔😥✝️✝️🙏
just listened to the whole podcast, truly amazing content. absolutely loved it😂 (in all seriousness i love listening to these at work even though i have to take laughing breaks)
The overwhelming YTA response from the baby post honestly makes sense to me. The wife in this situation isn’t being entirely reasonable (obviously he can’t help the fact that he’s a deep sleeper), but the reason why she applied weaponized incompetence to the situation is because, despite the fact that her husband is willing to help more with the baby at night, she is still responsible for making sure he actually does that. If she doesn’t take the step to wake him up, he won’t fulfill the role he promised to take over for her. What she wants is to sleep through the night, not to wake up every two hours. There are solutions he could pursue that don’t involve expecting his wife to wake up and tell him to do his job.
I get where she's coming from, but I don't think either of them is an asshole. As someone who has gone to bed at a non unreasonable time, slept through all 8 of my alarms with no recollection of any of them going off and woke up after work had started, I feel for the guy, it can be tough and medical professionals often do nothing even if you've had a sleep study, unless you clearly have sleep apnea they'll often be like "sucks to suck ig 🤷🏻". She's justified being upset, but he's not an asshole.
I’m gonna go with a NAH judgement. Obviously the wife’s having a hard time with a new kid, though why she chose to have 2 additional kids with the man after how the first one went, idk. But the husband is also not to blame to me. I’m someone who deals with severe sleeping problems. When your body puts you under like that, it puts you under like that. I can’t be woken up short of an extremely loud noise. And considering doctors tend to go more along the lines of helping people sleep rather than solving too deep sleep, well… he isn’t unreasonable for asking.
thia podcast is literally one of the very few things that motivates me to get out of my bed and do my chores while listening (and have a chuckle if you will)
since nobody has said it yet the “too hot to put away” thing is a real food rule!! if you cook a meal you’re supposed to wait until its room temperature before putting it in the fridge. I think it saves the integrity of the food and keeps it edible. Don’t quote me but my sister was in culinary school and taught me that!
No, this is not a real thing, and you should delete your comment, because *your* advice is likely to give people food poisoning. The CDC says that best practice is to put hot food into small containers and refrigerate. IT IS DANGEROUS TO LEAVE FOOD BETWEEN 10-140° FOR EXTENDED PERIODS OF TIME.
tbf i get the "too hot for putting in the fridge" bc if its lunch and dinner for the whole week thats a LOT of food and thats gonna warm up the whole fridge. but also just put the lid on the tupperware?? had a room mate with cats that did the same thing and i just put my own food in my own room when i didnt want the cats to get into the food. like they still sometimes knocked something over but i wouldve never asked my room mate to pay me for it??
The logic that they are her cats so this is her fault doesn't track for me. You could do the same with the roommate. It's her food, she should be responsible. At the end of the day, it's rude to leave that much food out overnight in a shared space, and if you plan to do this, you should be communicating with your roommates about what you are doing, and anticipating the cats and asking they be put away. Especially when you've been warned and disregarded the warning. Someone else shouldn't have to anticipate that you'd do something this out of the ordinary after specifically telling them not to.
I love how tuckers barely a podcast member and yet he definitely is a member at this point. The little cherub is literally the best way to describe his role
I love how tucker only appears for the first time when he’s referred to. Like the first eight minutes I thought he just wasn’t there and suddenly Ted started talking to him.
He has to be summoned
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Only speak when spoken to first
@@TuckerKeane DID I JUST SUMMON YOU???
@@RockyRedRiot 🤫
One thing I figured out: Schlatt is always either 2% or 110% on board with whatever emotion he's feeling. No in-between.
Also it's cool finally seeing Tucker's face on the podcast.
His face has been in many episodes now internet explorer lookin ass
@@deepfriedxans7270 I'm an audio listener give me a break
@@officialmilkman491 thanks I appreciate it
@@deepfriedxans7270 Ratio + L
@@deepfriedxans7270why mad bro
Seeing Schlatt's name change in the description every video is the highlight of my week
What a boring ass week
wait i never noticed that, how long has it been going on? lmao
Omg this is a thing?!? I will be looking for it from now on😂
Thank you for pointing this out
I’m so happy you pointed that out or I’d never have seen it
You’re not supposed to put hot food in the fridge because it can raise the fridge temp and make the other food end up in the “danger zone” however, leaving that food out over night also will put it in that zone. What she should do is prepare the food sooner so it can cool off and go in the fridge before you go to bed. She kinda did her roommate a favor, meal prepping food for the week after it’s been sitting out on the counter for 8ish hours is a recipe for food poisoning.
hello twenty one pilots
this! i get time management can be tricky for some but it seems to be a routine she's been doing for a while. it wouldn't be that hard to let it cool then put it in the fridge. if she's that adamant, she could have found a way to put them in the pantry or something to let them cool
also she was warned the cats could interfere so just bc she has poor time managing of cooking the meal prep doesn’t mean the other roommate needs to worry about the cats once a week. Imo I would pay for half the food but she NTA
I learned that you shouldn't put it into the fridge because then it will make the temp go higher and the fridge will use more energy to keep it cold
I mean yeah, but that also sounds like having a shitty fridge if putting in a hot meal really puts the fridge into a dangerous temperature zone for very long. But yeah, falling asleep immediately after meal prep also sounds like the issue because leaving food out overnight is by far an even worse idea than putting hot food in a fridge.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while DEVOURING six cups of CAULIFLOWER SOUP
You need to be locked up in a deep hole and kept secluded from society
mmmmm that sounds yummy
Just made my son come get his kids while his wife was in labor so I could listen to this podcast in peace
that sounds amazing. truly would be the highlight of the week
Humans truly are a plague
I think tucker deserves a portion in the intro, hes a pillar of the podcast at this point
Yes, together they have the empathy of one well-adjudsted human being... and his name is Ted Nivison
Ted Nivison has been dead for ten years.
We all come here for Schlatt lets be honest.
The two of them combined have 110% the empathy of the average person!
@@Orto4956 cant miss out mr NiVision
@@sneakyturtletan188 Nah I’m team Schlong all the way.
as a new hairdresser i can say with full confidence that it's either the manikin or random walk-ins and praying u don't jack someone up bad. terrifying i must say
Gotta target the little kids to minimize the blowback onto you from adults. Who cares if some little shit comes home crying every day for a month because everybody’s making fun of their hair?
-Schlatt, probably
As a relatively new hairdresser I'm haunted late at night by some of the first haircuts I did on clients
Looking at your pfp I'll have to kick you over and demand a new hair dresser if they tried to give me you. Seriously, have an attractive hairstyle if you want people to trust you with theirs.
I got a haircut so bad this one time i had to wear a hat for 2 weeks
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while being edged by aliens with visual meters
what a callback
Oh man, this was so long ago. Somewhere around the video where "Schlatt" got a "fine" from the state of "Texas" if I remember correctly.
oh I'd have to agree so very much
I’d love to goin with them
Ummm twinsies🤪
I just know the workers in the last story were like “wouldn’t it be hilarious if we gave this person 7 different variations of cauliflower soup”
The last time I browsed Reddit, Ted broke into my house and broke both my legs. What an amazing experience!
shoulda read the terms of service
I should browse Reddit now. That sounds like an amazing experience!
AITA posts always stress me the f out because most of the times I end up reading about a jerk who treats their wife as a maid instead of a companion
if you watch almost any youtuber's AITA reading videos, almost 50% of the posts are just men treating their wives/sisters/girlfriends/brides like total shit, and it the post is BY said guy they are baffled that anyone could ever criticize him, and if it's the girl they're usually not ready to accept that their s.o/husband is a fucking loser
Literally!!!
Every time I heard anyone talk about AITA they either say that it's constantly someone not being an asshole or someone constantly being the asshole
Or people acting like that's the case for someone who literally can't help it like the sleep guy. Ted literally had the solution but no, he's the asshole for his biology. 🙃
@@Lil_Yuri I mean I think the real situation behind that post is that the wife is horribly sleep deprived and stressed out and part of her just cannot comprehend that the husband can sleep through the baby’s cries. The hormones and stress of giving birth plus not being able to sleep for more than 2 hours at a time for months straight is probably literally driving her insane. They need to figure out a way to lessen her load. If he can’t do middle of the night feedings then he needs to change his schedule around so he can have a “shift” where he’s fully awake and his wife’s asleep so she gets more rest.
He can also be the asshole in that situation depending on how much effort it takes the wife to wake him up. Like if it’s anything more than just a shove and she like has to repeatedly pester him to get up I definitely understand her frustration.
The cat woman's roommate is the clearest example, if it was sitting out for an hr or something I'd blame the cat owner because it's their responsibility and they could be kept away, but to leave food out overnight and not expect it to be destroyed at some point is negligent, you literally are asking for it to happen.
Which comics is it revealed that cat woman. . . Lives in a dorm???
ESPECIALLY bc they were warned ahead of time and they brushed it off.
It also poses a danger to the cats cause what if they eat the food and it contains stuff that are toxic to cats?
And leaving food out overnight can’t be the safest lmao
Completely; there's also this obnoxious trait by non-cat owners to presume that cats will behave like dogs in terms of obedience when cats are fun pets, but they absolutely do their own thing. It's why the owner even warned her!
That last story really reminds me of the time Schlatt terrorized a poor restaraunt worker with a 1 cent tip
Schlutt tipped 5 cents actually, don't spread misinformation about his generous acts of charity 😇
@@rainy-matcha The man laughed like a Disney villain that just committed an irredeemable war crime ('lest we forget the troubled era of 1999)
Funny enough, a friend of mine who runs a deli got a 1-cent tip today. Some lady parked in the fire lane, told them she was in a hurry, and proceeded to make a large order while someone was cleaning the slicer. When that employee had her order down, he started chatting with the next customer, and the lady snapped "Are you gonna start on mine?" while he was still cleaning the damn machine. He told her he was finishing up (with a very polite smile), made her food and the next guy's, and my friend rang her out. The lady gave the fakest "thanks so much!" of all time and waltzed out the door to her Mercedes.
My friend came up to me with a print-out showing all the stuff she'd gotten + a single penny tip, and we laughed like crazy! People who think that's such an epic own when they were two minutes away from a fire lane ticket AND being an asswad to employees are the funniest idiots, I swear.
@@amberhernandez I'm sorry you and your friend had to witness such sheer bullshittery. I'm just glad it wasn't Jedediah Schlatt himself that you dealt with...
(But seriously, what a bitch-)
To answer the fridge and hot food dilemma at 25:41, I learned in school that you can’t put hot things in the fridge because it will heat up the fridge to the point that the fridge will have to work overtime to try to keep the temperature in its normal degree bracket, so then overtime it will shorten the life of the fridge
yea not only is it costly in the electricity bill, it might actually damage the fridge. Even like warm food shouldnt go in the fridge
yep yep culinary school drills this in ur brain, also it can warm up the things around it for a potentially significant amount of time before it cools down, so it can spoil other things in the fridge way faster
@@kargrub2939but leaving the food out at night won't do either, there's a two hour limit. She's gotta be watching that food anyways.
I had to pause the video to see if anyone had said this so I could suppress the urge to yell at my screen thank you all for pointing this out lol
@@ellis90009 lmao same
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while playing Bloons
Perfect podcast to listen to while watching Zelda tears of the kingdom
Lol
Agreed
Unironically am playing Bloons💀
Did we all pick it up when it was free on epic a couple weeks ago?
I really liked Tuckers Mid Episode Interruption. We need to get that every episode from now on
As a New Yorker, the haircut experience that Schlatt described is so spot on it’s scary
When I was on reddit last, I was browsing r/gooncaves when I got this strange feeling of dread. I closed the page and turned around to see Ted, standing behind me in a fit of rage with a baseball bat. After several minutes of merciless beating, Ted grabbed my computer and vanished. I woke up in the hospital weeks later to see his on this podcast, free of punishment. Fantastic reddit experience!!
For episode 100, Schlatt should leave the podcast and leaving Ted talk to himself
Ted talks.
@@nilsmcmountain2377 holy shit why didn’t think of that?
Ted talks about stories from his past like a grandpa recounting their time in the military/the war
@@nilsmcmountain2377broooooooo
Ted already has a podcast for that where he gets random people that have a lot of money, or zero money, do that. It’s called TEDTalk. Been around for awhile. Did you think he just worked his way up in the world? No. Nepo baby. Ted N”pr”ivison
Leaving food out overnight sounds like a recipe for food poisoning. The cats potentially saved her life
Right? I thought I was crazy nobody acknowledged how insane it is to just leave your cooked meals at room temp overnight.
that's what I was thinking. leaving cooked food unrefrigerated for over 8 hours then keeping it for a week is not safe lmao
Keeping in mind that its possible that I just have a well fortified immune system, I debunk this almost every day of my life. I constantly leave food unrefrigerated including things than DEFINITELY should be within an hour sometimes for days if it was a big meal that I'm just reheating for days. I know I'm disgusting but like if I don't see mold, it's still gold.
Right? Like it is bad to put hot food in the fridge because it raises the temp and puts other things in the fridge in the danger zone but leaving it out all night is putting that food in the danger zone.
@@MrDemarius1i fully get that- i am fully fine with eating out of the trash as long as it is not very obviously contaminated
For April's first, you guys should get charlie back and then do an entire episode where you keep doing the intro every 3 minutes, just slightly touch a topic and then one of you guys goes "welcome to chuckle sandwich" and then do this an hour long
I have to say, chuckle sandwich is my favourite podcast hosted by serial killers!
That word has a bad connotation, we prefer the term "mass life stopper"
@@-Gug-I know it's a little controversial but I prefer the visual approach "😁🔪😵"
Just know, all of this will definitely hold up in a court of law one day.
@@-Nameless.I'm blind
@personthehuman9308 ._..._..._..
Wait. That's Morse code, isn't it. Whatever, I'm leaving it.
I was a single mom and a heavy sleeper. I made it work! The main problem with waking up a partner to help take care of the baby, is you have to fully wake up to wake them up and in that time, the baby has upset themself more and probably won’t go back down as quickly. It DOES actually make it more difficult for everyone involved. She just wants to sleep without waking up for a few hours and he’s making it to where she still has to wake up!
Okay but what is the other solution? Your baby isn't going to wake up on a schedule right? So setting an alarm really isn't that helpful. Would you just put a motion detecting or sound detecting alarm in the baby's room? Unless baby monitors already have an alarm function. I honestly just thought they played the sound from the baby's room though
Do you really need to wake up fully to shove your partner on the shoulder a bit? That should be doable while half in dreamland let alone needing to be 100% awake
I mean, I dunno what you want the heavy sleeper to do in this situation, it's not like they're choosing to sleep through the baby crying, and anything you do to wake them up will also wake up the other person too, and like someone else said, babies don't cry on a schedule, you can't set a timer or an alarm for this. The only solution to this problem inevitably involves waking up everyone.
@@ArenaTeams2024 in the post he literally states that a shove to the shoulder will not wake him up. im also a heavy sleeper and it usually takes at least 20 miuntes to really wake me up. if he's like that, in that time the wife would have dealt with the baby already
@@ArenaTeams2024heavy sleepers need to be lifted out of bed basically
this is the perfect podcast to listen to in the middle of a hurricane
in the same situation rn
i always love the first 8-10 minutes of just a random story every episode, that should be an episode by itself.
Holy heck is that Ned from the (not so) hit game Fortnite: Save the World
@@A_Toaster You know where my medkit is?
@@toystat9600 is it somewhere nearby?
I love how Schlatt knew exactly where Ted was going with the cook the cats thing. So cute when they finish each other's sentences.😊
we're getting closer to ep. 100 and i bet it's gonna be a special one
Maybe Mr. Gunky Guy himself I hope
@@EditingOliver123🐛🧍
let's hope schlatt doesn't off himself like he did in his last episode 100
@@tarynplayspiano sleep deprived schlatt was but a clone of his original self anyways
Schlatt and Ted will bring Charlie back to life in their gooncave.
I think the wife waking up the husband problem is that she’s still putting in work to wake him up. In her mind it could be that she’s already awake and probably won’t be able to go back to sleep easily. We also don’t know if the husband knows how to put the baby back to sleep since (assuming) he’s probably never done it before, at least at that time of day. She’s already awake, had to put in the extra effort to wake up the husband, has to listen to the husband try to put the baby to sleep, and try to go back to bed after it all. Waking him up probably puts an extra step for her and (like Ted said) it doesn’t sound like he’s looking for more solutions. It’s probably just really frustrating for her that his one solution was the one that required her to put in work/effort when that’s the thing she’s complaining about
fair but it still isnt really dudes fault they shouldve brainstormed some ideas instead of getting mad at eachother
@@zwitie3455 Yeah. I think this is one of those situations where no one is really at fault and better communication is the only thing that will really help
@@mushymuffin8118 agreed
Heavy sleepers are fucking infuriating to wake up. Like I’m SHAKING YOU and you won’t wake up? Wtf.
I’m just lost at what “solution” there could be other than her just waking him up. I’m assuming that the baby crying woke her up, so she’s already awake. Nothing is lost in her just pushing him away so he can deal with it. Unless the baby is waking at a set time every night, there’s nothing the dude can really do to make himself wake up. Other than an alarm, but then they both would be awake again. It just seems like a lot of drama lol😅
This is a perfect podcast to listen to while you are actively leaving your wife
Fake, no schlatt viewer has the confidence to so much as speak to a woman
@@A_ToasterI can relate too much to this 😂
@@A_Toaster True- and even girls/women that watch sgat entirely lack the ability to talk to women. Can attest to that lol. but don’t worry everyone we’ll figure it out one day, i believe in us💪💪
@@A_Toasterhe’s a ted viewer and they all slay poon
@@Mox1990lmaooo
as someone whos wrote many fake AITA stories before that last one is 100% fake
the little bit about the broken leg really hammers it home that its definitely fake
why do people write fake stories tho? attention or what?
@buchstaben-suppe the same reason people write fiction novels, for fun. It's entertaining for them to write and for people to read, whether it's true or not.
Don't care, so long as its entertaining I'm content
@@dhlphoenixThe difference is that it’s 100% clear that books are FICTION. Faking AITA posts without saying it’s fake is kinda shitty…
@@Minniechii WRONG! Lying and spreading misinformation is awesome and fun for everyone involved
I will say, with schlatts take on not affording meal prep but having cats, that the person in the post said they didn't have FOOD money to spare, they most likely do have other money but they budget it out into different things. They probably have money put aside for food, bills, cat stuff etc etc, so I feel like its not that crazy to not be able to afford some groceries while still caring for animals
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while flooring it into oncoming traffic
i finally caught up with the series. I watched ALL the episodes in order. this is the first time i watch an ep when it comes out. im so happy this aint out dated drama no more
Are you a monkey or do you just like monkeys
I'm sorry for your loss
@@imanidiotforreplyingbut7465 my knees suddenly became broken when i was writing this. Its cause ted came in and thought he smelt fresh blood
Im so behind its sad i have episodes from when charlie (rip) was on
I started dying once I heard Tucker start to crack about the food story at 55:00
I broke at the No, I'm Hungry! Part Hahaha
No way is this really the first time Schlatt’s fully talked about gooning on Chuckle Sandwich???? I’m so used to it just being a default topic on the goon smp, I kind of forget that it’s not a bit on this pod
To think apandah has finally turned shlurt to the goon side
This is the perfect podcast to watch while being locked in the pantry
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while I struggle to take my estrogen.
You must endure..
to become the perfect goonette!
Plot twist: you’re a middle aged woman on menopause
As someone taking antiCIStamines and estrogen this is highly relatable
Based and fempilled 😎
i just can't get over the "no, i'm hungry" in the last one. absolute cartoonish response
This is the perfect podcast to watch while going through a birth scenario.
Schlatt such a nice guy saved that dad so much money in the long run
This is the greatest podcast to listen to while botching my client's haircut.
That second story: I would replace the food ONCE, if I was feeling generous, but not another time after that, if even then. Assuming the roomy was aware of and alright with the cats, and this wasn't some "oh, my cats are also gonna live with me, you gotta deal with them!" situation, OP is in the clear. Cats are conscious, intelligent creatures, that will do what they want. OP could technically lock them in a room each night, but, that's not fair to the cats. They live there as well. The roomy was made aware VERY EARLY ON that cats will do what cats want to do, which is also just common sense knowledge. OP made it clear that there was an attempt to train them away from getting onto the counter, even though cats are ass holes and still try anyway. The roomy did it to themselves, maybe don't leave your food out all night long like a smart person, ESPECIALLY with animals about.
EDIT: Damn grandma, if the kids are that much of a hassle, so much so that you're trying to tear me from my wife's side as she gives birth, don't worry. You'll never, ever have to deal with them again. You won't even see them, let alone hear them!
Also she doesn’t even have to put it on the counter or in the fridge. Leave it in the microwave or oven to cool
Just want to thank the chuckle guys for giving me my favorite question to ask my friends. I’m more of an unlimited games guy myself
Games, unlimited games
But, no games
I wonder if the man in the waking up for the baby story maybe not only is a heavy sleeper, but also takes forever to wake up. So the reason it’s worse is that in the time it takes for her to wake him up, she could’ve already taken care of it herself and gone back to sleep. That’s the only way I could see that this makes sense.
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while driving 40 over the speed limit. Thanks ted and schlatt
Hot food can affect the fridge's balance if food that is trying to stay refrigerated, but leaving it out all night is literally insane.
The cat one is so ridiculous. If you live in a house with animals you dont leave food out. You dont lock the cats up for being cats. So will they have to be locked up every meal or snack time?
Watching these reminds me of when I first met Ted. I just got my luxrury haircut and ran into Ted in the parking lot. He wrapped barbed wire around my throat and frisked me for my car keys. Once he got them he backed into me and then took off as I struggled on the ground wrapping myself more in barbed wire like a turtle in a plastic wring from a six pack
I love seeing the time stamp marked "Thoughts on Redditers" to draw out the people who correct the spelling to Redditors
Charlie's absence has left a noticeable void in the content, and it's clear that his unique humor and infectious energy are sorely missed. While we understand everyone needs breaks, seeing Charlie return-even if it's not permanently-would bring a wave of excitement and rejuvenation to the channel. #WeMissCharlie
I swear at 53:25 Ted perfectly mimics the OH NO from Roller Coaster Tycoon 3
I can’t believe they actually came back a week later this is truly a chuckle sandwich moment
Teds hair is looking very good this episode
It was a group project
I love how everyone is a fridge expert now
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Simply unreal that “Schlatt” and Theodore aren’t ranked as the worst people on the internet
I'm a prep/line cook. Leaving the food out to cool down is not only nonsense but also hazardous. The longer it sits between 40°F and 140°F, the more likely the food is to grow bacteria that can make you sick. If the food is hot, you need to put the food in the fridge without a lid in order to cool it quickly. Once it's cooled down, you put the lid on. I have no idea where this idea that's putting hot food in the fridge is bad came from. I even remember my mom saying this when I was a kid, too.
holy shit they posted on time this is insane thank you schlatt and television
this sub is full of two people: either so obviously YTA or they’ve been gaslit so effectively for so long and they are finally beginning to perceive it
She was in a car accident, walked all the way up to the apartment, and cannot afford it while he knows he can. Yet he doesn’t even want to share his cheap meal. Hilarious and very sad. Sad for the girlfriend.
Idk I don’t like sharing my food
Idk man, he was hungry!
@@KristenZianourry2015Then look for a partner who dislikes sharing food too and don't have kids.
My family normally waits for food to naturally cool down for a little before putting in the fridge because sometimes if the food cools down too fast(Like in a fridge/freezer) the food has the potential to spoil or not last as long.
My take on the 3rd AITA:
- their eldest child is 8 years old, he's been a dad for 8 years and still hasn't resolved this issue/made efforts to change things? Also, if he needs to be violently shaken to be woken up, by the time he's awake enough to care for the baby, everyone in the house is gonna be awake + babies need immediate care and attention. He's probably TA. Would like to hear the wife's side of the story.
Yeah, I think they got close to hitting on it, but I think the wife saying that waking him up “makes it worse” is her saying that now she’s not just having to take care of the baby, she’s also having to help *him* take care of the baby. She feels that she has to work all the time either way. Thus the “weaponized incompetence” comment. From this context, I think she’s probably being a tad impatient/unkind, especially if she knows her husband is a heavy sleeper, but given that she’s a sleep-deprived mom of a newborn I’m willing to cut her a break lol.
i dunno how tf you can "resolve" the issue of being a deep sleeper
Respectfully, your take sucks. "Hasn't made efforts to change things?" What? Are we reading the same post? Him doing that is literally the premise of the entire post. The husband is a heavy sleeper. There is no conscious choice he's making to ignore the baby. He can't magically become a light sleeper. The wife is clearly not a heavy sleeper, and is going to be woken up by the baby crying regardless of whether the husband gets up on his own or not. Explain to me, how it could possibly be MORE of an issue for the wife to roll over and wake him up? There is absolutely no scenario in which the wife is not woken up. The wife is just pissed off and is going to be upset with him regardless. There's no logical reason for her to have a problem with waking him up when she's already awake, and they're literally right next to each other.
@@mythiic3198literally. And the vibrating bracelet alarm or whatever is so retarded bc it’s not like the baby is gonna wake up at the exact same time every night, and even if it did somehow work right on time every night, that’s for deaf people, not heavy sleepers. It’s very likely a vibration isn’t enough to wake him. Literally how is it that hard to roll over and give him a shake and tell him to get the baby, him take maybe a minute or two to get up and fix it, which is only slightly slower than the mother would be if she actually tries to wake him up, like???? She is the one weaponizing her incompetence lmao
@@mythiic3198 I think @charlotte5459 's reply above answers why waking him up might be more effort, though of course we don't know for sure. However, you pointing out that this post is him trying to change things IS the issue, if this was an immediate thing, I'd understand, but it's the fact that it wasn't until they've had three kids, the eldest being 8, that he's now asking her to wake him up, after how many years of sleepless nights for the wife? Has he never before even given it a thought? He's never realised how bad it is for his wife and offered help? That's AH behaviour, and who knows how many other things he's never offered to help with.
edit: it's even worse because he said his wife said 'she does an unfair amount of work', so he HIMSELF DIDN'T think it may be unfair and offer a solution, SHE had to bring it up FIRST and it's only then he said to just wake him up. That's his wife, he should care more.
I like to think Schlatts goon room is a single throne only illuminated by several monitors each displaying various photos of the monkey ball statues.
Having to shake awake her husband probably makes it "worse" because if he was able to get up and take care of the baby she'd be getting more sleep. Since she has to shake him awake to get him to help she's probably too awake afterwards to fall back asleep quick enough therefore she isn't getting more sleep. Really he should take the kiddos during the day for her so she can get naps!
What a great podcast to listen to while you drive 100mph in a semi truck. What a good day :)
This is the perfect podcast to listen to in my gooncave
That last AITA was some cartoon villain stuff
Putting things that are too hot into a fridge in to big of a bulk will not only over-stress the compressor that cools stuff down but it will also make the inside of your fridge warm before it even gets cold which puts your food in a food-unsafe zone of temp, Ted. No worries though, if you don't work in food service most people won't have that stuff barked at them by managers all the time!
This is the perfect Podcast to listen to with your GOON BUDS while GOONING in your GOON CAVE
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while watching the Chuckle Sandwich podcast.
This was an amazing episode, you need to do more AITA
I was GENUINELY shocked to see another episode exactly a week later. I guess I got used to crazy random breaks..
ted and schlatt crying laughing over that last post just made my day man, so funny
putting hot food in the fridge can mess with the tempeture inside the fridge *so the fridge would have to work harder to keep it cool OR all the other food in the fridge (maybe even freezers) won't be cold
I've noticed that schaltt is particularly bad at empathisizng in these AITA situations because he tends to lean towards a solution that makes the situation never happen in the first place (ie. in the third AITA he just repeats that the wife should just wake up the husband) but never actually accepts the reality of the situation for what it is and work around it, whereas that is what Ted tends to do instead
0:28 I was connecting my blutooth to the phone and just as it connected the first thing that I heard was ' kid died ' 😂😂😂
This truly is a special podcast...
Congrats to the "Schlatt" AI on coming out as bisexual! Such a shame the real schlatt never got to live his truth before we lost him to the gooning incident 😔😥✝️✝️🙏
He may have not gotten to live his truth but he certainly did die by it
This is what gooning does to people. I gooned for 18 hours once, and I couldn't even move my legs after. I had to go to the hospital. Fly high schitt!
just listened to the whole podcast, truly amazing content. absolutely loved it😂 (in all seriousness i love listening to these at work even though i have to take laughing breaks)
Brother it’s been 20 minutes
@@jare114 i posted the comment at 3 minutes after it posted.
Hey Ted, I just heard about the news about Jimmy Buffett. Congrats!
Yay let's keep with the once a week schedule now
Edit: why would ted willingly go to NJ ewww
The overwhelming YTA response from the baby post honestly makes sense to me. The wife in this situation isn’t being entirely reasonable (obviously he can’t help the fact that he’s a deep sleeper), but the reason why she applied weaponized incompetence to the situation is because, despite the fact that her husband is willing to help more with the baby at night, she is still responsible for making sure he actually does that. If she doesn’t take the step to wake him up, he won’t fulfill the role he promised to take over for her.
What she wants is to sleep through the night, not to wake up every two hours. There are solutions he could pursue that don’t involve expecting his wife to wake up and tell him to do his job.
I get where she's coming from, but I don't think either of them is an asshole. As someone who has gone to bed at a non unreasonable time, slept through all 8 of my alarms with no recollection of any of them going off and woke up after work had started, I feel for the guy, it can be tough and medical professionals often do nothing even if you've had a sleep study, unless you clearly have sleep apnea they'll often be like "sucks to suck ig 🤷🏻". She's justified being upset, but he's not an asshole.
I’m gonna go with a NAH judgement. Obviously the wife’s having a hard time with a new kid, though why she chose to have 2 additional kids with the man after how the first one went, idk. But the husband is also not to blame to me. I’m someone who deals with severe sleeping problems. When your body puts you under like that, it puts you under like that. I can’t be woken up short of an extremely loud noise. And considering doctors tend to go more along the lines of helping people sleep rather than solving too deep sleep, well… he isn’t unreasonable for asking.
@@Lil_Yuriif I have to shake you awake and you still won’t wake up I have zero sympathy that shit is so infuriating to deal with
Outside of him literally sleeping in the baby’s room, I don’t really see a solution. He isn’t staying asleep on purpose. Reddit is wild sometimes
@@DaveSmith-pc4ulsorry someone’s sleep patterns upset you so much lmao
this is the second best podcast to listen to while gooning
thia podcast is literally one of the very few things that motivates me to get out of my bed and do my chores while listening (and have a chuckle if you will)
This is the perfect podcast to watch while not sharing any of my takeout barbeque and consuming and devouring all of it myself.
since nobody has said it yet the “too hot to put away” thing is a real food rule!! if you cook a meal you’re supposed to wait until its room temperature before putting it in the fridge. I think it saves the integrity of the food and keeps it edible. Don’t quote me but my sister was in culinary school and taught me that!
Apparently it can lead to uneven cooking which can result in food poisoning.
@@bayoughoullpretty sure it also melts the ice in the fridge a little, or at least makes it warmer
also if they’re renting they prob have a shitty fridge and if you put hot food in, it can warm the fridge up to temps that aren’t food safe
No, this is not a real thing, and you should delete your comment, because *your* advice is likely to give people food poisoning. The CDC says that best practice is to put hot food into small containers and refrigerate. IT IS DANGEROUS TO LEAVE FOOD BETWEEN 10-140° FOR EXTENDED PERIODS OF TIME.
True, though that just means the roommate should be cooking her meal prep earlier in the day instead of right before bed.
love the reddit reads, definitely do more!
tbf i get the "too hot for putting in the fridge" bc if its lunch and dinner for the whole week thats a LOT of food and thats gonna warm up the whole fridge. but also just put the lid on the tupperware?? had a room mate with cats that did the same thing and i just put my own food in my own room when i didnt want the cats to get into the food. like they still sometimes knocked something over but i wouldve never asked my room mate to pay me for it??
For some reason Shlatt going “Have fun at Shady Shoal’s Retirement Center” killed me
Always good to see Jerome and Titus browse reddit for us.
my favorite podcast for when im supposed to be doing math homework
Oldest schlatt viewer
"He was goosin' for a jubbin' so he could get the energy go into his goon cave and start puttin' his rod in"
beautiful poetry
The logic that they are her cats so this is her fault doesn't track for me. You could do the same with the roommate. It's her food, she should be responsible. At the end of the day, it's rude to leave that much food out overnight in a shared space, and if you plan to do this, you should be communicating with your roommates about what you are doing, and anticipating the cats and asking they be put away. Especially when you've been warned and disregarded the warning. Someone else shouldn't have to anticipate that you'd do something this out of the ordinary after specifically telling them not to.
The sandwich is becoming slightly more edible
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while gooning
The 10 TH-cam plaques in “Schlatt”’s background are the biggest “flex” ever
“Schlatt” is coo coo for cocoa puffs
I love how tuckers barely a podcast member and yet he definitely is a member at this point. The little cherub is literally the best way to describe his role
good to see you guys posting a bit more frequently (for now atleast)
Waking up a heavy sleeper is a pain in the ass ngl its definitely easier to just go take care of the kid
love the episodes, you don't need any money to train a dog to that point. patience is indeed what you need.
please keep it up