Schlatt Ranks Your ABSURD TikToks

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  • @jschlattvods
    @jschlattvods  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1593

    THIS SHIRT IS EXTREMELY LIMITED EDITION AND WILL CEASE TO EXIST IN A FEW DAYS.
    schlatt.co/shop/the-royal-mishap-tee
    schlatt.co/shop/the-royal-mishap-tee
    schlatt.co/shop/the-royal-mishap-tee

  • @allanrincon7200
    @allanrincon7200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9129

    “Schlatt” is a true business man, the “big guy” kept an inside joke going for 2+ years and profited off it with merch when the joke becomes reality

    • @pennyisdreadful
      @pennyisdreadful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      please stop

    • @exalted_space9224
      @exalted_space9224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yep

    • @Pebbled
      @Pebbled 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      What do you mean reality? Absolutely nothing happened after all.

    • @kaijublue1657
      @kaijublue1657 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Homie is a prosticator and chose capitalism

    • @Blueygu
      @Blueygu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      nice I am the 1000th like

  • @jschlattLIVE
    @jschlattLIVE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4845

    Sorry for the muted audio guys. The second I stopped streaming TH-cam hit us with 6 copyright claims and blocked it in a bunch of countries. Just trying to play it safe because TH-cam sucks with this kind of stuff. We’ll try to include more audio from now on 🫰

    • @matuskriska8361
      @matuskriska8361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      TH-cam moment

    • @SolarFlare307
      @SolarFlare307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      Dont worry schlort, we forgive you ☺️

    • @MadderLive
      @MadderLive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Its okay Big Guy. We still love you

    • @DarkNugget39
      @DarkNugget39 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      It’s aight, cant blame TH-cam for being dumb

    • @jschlattvods
      @jschlattvods  2 ปีที่แล้ว +721

      Yet another reason to tune in live!!!!!! twitch.tv/schlatt

  • @spamdarsh4319
    @spamdarsh4319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3447

    5:15 The way Schlatt described himself “surviving” that car crash was like arguing with a 5 year-old

    • @Elk911
      @Elk911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      “Schlatt”

    • @Blue_Glacie
      @Blue_Glacie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Most definitely.

    • @TKDWN_YT
      @TKDWN_YT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      “this is my gun that kills you instantly, bang, you’re dead now”
      “and then i reversed time so that I didn’t get shot”

    • @lockerbuddy2039
      @lockerbuddy2039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@TKDWN_YT "I literally destroy the universe instantly so you can't survive even if you dodge it."
      "I dodge it and survive."

    • @thunderspark1536
      @thunderspark1536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@lockerbuddy2039 "I remove the ability to dodge from the matrix of the world."
      "I escaped the simulation."

  • @lucasjohnedward
    @lucasjohnedward 2 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    The unhinged laughter when the chat crashes, gives me an unexplainable joy. I love this man to pieces

  • @Alytra
    @Alytra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1256

    The Queen was having trouble sleeping, so Schlatt helped her with the new, very human sleep inducer! Now she can sleep forever

    • @le_mann_bot
      @le_mann_bot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      As you can see, the design is very human. *BANG*

    • @stepver2273
      @stepver2273 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      nice. anyone know where i can buy one of those?

    • @alexandermarchessault8561
      @alexandermarchessault8561 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@stepver2273 the sporting section of a red state American Walmart

    • @annaplayz6714
      @annaplayz6714 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@stepver2273 America…probably Walmart..or Tesco’s

    • @stepver2273
      @stepver2273 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@annaplayz6714 Thanks! i'l be sure to check that out lol

  • @renified
    @renified 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3094

    damn, he really ranked all these tiktoks really well

    • @kurthunt42
      @kurthunt42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      fr

    • @R3TROSKULL
      @R3TROSKULL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      on god

    • @emibones
      @emibones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      truly one of the rankings of all time

    • @bananaboat5958
      @bananaboat5958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      on jah

    • @Toweli3
      @Toweli3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      I just now realize he has never actually ranked anything in these streams

  • @josephvenable3005
    @josephvenable3005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2048

    *Dead silence*
    "This shit goes hard as fuck"

    • @IceyFireFox
      @IceyFireFox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      Thats why i prefer he stays on Twitch, those VODs are a lot more watchable imo. Fuck youtube's shitass copyright system.

    • @WaShorty
      @WaShorty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@IceyFireFox his twitch vods get muted too

    • @IceyFireFox
      @IceyFireFox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@WaShorty true, just feels like less gets muted on twitch than on youtube. I also gotta admit some of these videos are funnier muted anyway.

    • @heseits5157
      @heseits5157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Link to the video?

    • @KyzenEX
      @KyzenEX 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@heseits5157 th-cam.com/video/5KLyR607LH0/w-d-xo.html thanks me later

  • @benjaminketchup1741
    @benjaminketchup1741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1242

    time stamps!!
    0:57- hip hip
    5:08- diana moment
    6:26- think of a number
    7:30- ditl
    9:45- oil rig
    10:54- content creation is hard
    13:36- rain drums
    14:07- rain drums beat
    15:25- hand guy
    16:41- jfk legos
    18:08- boing shoe
    18:28- captcha
    20:45- hamster eye
    21:41- commentators
    22:05- strongest ford
    22:33- fortnite hair
    23:11- news anchor smooth
    23:49- snake sucker
    24:16- skallywag ahh
    24:34- the pentagon
    25:30- vehicle post
    28:21- bubble boy
    29:26- joe took a tumble
    30:01- blue stripes
    30:41- a boba tea
    31:16- aughhhh
    31:26- thin walls
    32:45- crash through the applebees
    34:09- roblox car crash
    34:55- flinstones ahh
    36:09- dummy training
    36:32- 911 pancakes
    39:31- cryptid
    40:17- industrial bang
    40:54- industrial drench
    41:15- seal
    42:08- roblox car crash 2
    42:40- vanoss train stop
    43:28- fortnite head bang
    44:26- girls with peepee
    44:36- $5 donation
    46:05- industrial crusher
    48:00- schlatts rant
    50:20- battle bus dance
    50:48- concrete in the road
    52:07- schlatt took it personal
    57:26- switzerland
    59:05- give him the ice cream
    59:52- gasoline
    1:00:16- food vid 1
    1:01:16- olive garden
    1:01:46- aliens
    1:02:23- mcdonald’s
    1:03:16- hippo hula
    1:04:15- toilet
    1:04:45- great advice
    1:05:35- biden’s coat
    1:06:39- computer fire
    1:07:33- racist pets
    1:08:24- soccer
    1:09:00- angry cat
    1:09:43- capybara network
    1:10:08- fish slice
    1:11:15- white noise man
    1:12:17- garfield
    1:12:46- punchline
    1:13:28- cool car
    1:15:04- eye contact
    1:16:23- hips don’t lie
    1:16:55- YES YES
    1:18:48- wholesome
    1:19:38- food vid 2
    1:20:37- culver’s w
    1:22:24- food vid 3
    1:23:20- subway surfers rant
    1:25:19- cyberpunk cats
    1:25:54- food vid 4
    1:27:50- drunk driving
    1:28:57- food vid 5
    1:29:45- cheesycat
    1:31:08- boba snort
    1:32:14- otters
    1:32:39- java vs python
    1:33:16- meghan vs lizzie
    1:34:03- based country
    1:34:46- raccoon
    1:36:06- barber W
    1:36:36- car noise
    1:37:17- self realization
    1:37:29- carpet dog
    1:38:11- boat monke
    1:38:43- bottle
    1:38:55- hit man 4
    1:39:26- squishy animal
    1:40:26- very human
    1:41:27- drippy dog
    1:41:46- new biome
    1:42:21- biden bike
    1:42:58- pizza
    1:44:01- hazard button
    1:44:56- clear squid
    1:45:10- psychopath
    1:47:53- dudessss
    1:48:48- hydrochloric acid
    1:49:27- tesla L
    1:50:20- window crash
    1:51:21- grass pants
    1:51:50- thinking bout her
    1:52:47- humbled real quick
    1:53:10- idek what’s happening
    1:53:49- hazard button 2
    1:55:18- colorado moment
    1:56:42- twerk challenge
    1:57:29- ghast ahh
    1:58:11- dad (dead)
    1:59:27- paper straw
    2:00:56- monkey pox
    2:01:28- dildo gas station
    2:01:44- cake race
    2:03:16- roommate prank
    2:03:47- stop vaping
    2:04:24- cat and dog
    2:05:05- goat
    2:05:23- vehicular manslaughter
    2:06:50- satan child
    2:07:31- ditl 2
    2:08:22- schlatts cousin
    2:10:30- ditl 3
    2:10:56- gaming setup
    2:11:36- pilot L
    2:12:04- crocodile
    2:13:06- ducks
    2:13:21- hit the griddy
    2:14:51- double gulp
    2:15:57- mcdonald’s
    2:17:10- he’s speaking
    2:17:58- belly rubs
    2:18:19- LA sightseeing
    2:20:31- basketball guys
    2:21:41- hotels
    2:25:21- glass explosion
    2:25:42- child snatch
    2:26:52- wild horse
    2:29:29- monkey henchman
    2:30:50- ditl 4
    2:31:43- ditl 5
    2:32:30- dominos
    2:34:14- ecstasy moment
    2:34:56- he found something
    2:35:09- squirrel
    2:35:23- 711 squabble
    2:36:26- alpha.pookie
    2:36:52- ditl 6
    2:37:38- sink stealer
    2:38:37- squishy forehead
    2:39:02- melatonin dreams
    2:39:40- smoothie flip
    2:40:01- pissed off dog
    2:40:27- ring cat
    2:41:10- lost in the sauce
    2:42:19- reddit mod
    2:43:12- charles w
    2:43:38- potato cat
    2:44:20- phone commercial
    2:46:12- late for school
    2:46:45- happy dog
    2:47:06- cockroach
    2:47:24- simon cowell ahh
    2:48:49- monkey do be chillin
    2:49:12- math is red
    2:53:10- 2001 onward isn’t cool
    2:55:21- cocktail
    2:56:33- feed him
    2:56:59- news report
    3:00:13- food vid 6

    • @c4m231
      @c4m231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      respect bro

    • @chrisreay5799
      @chrisreay5799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      fr

    • @solzutv
      @solzutv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Like 15 of these half way through the video have had no audio so you might need to update this

    • @TheDeadestOfMemes
      @TheDeadestOfMemes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Damn, that’s some serious dedication. Much appreciated!

    • @abbashasan7060
      @abbashasan7060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thaks Get thispined

  • @jonah_jo
    @jonah_jo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    I ABSOLUTELY LOVE how TH-cam *removes possibly copyrighted audio from a video* making the entire segment dead silence- You know?
    It really just makes the viewing experience *that much better!*

  • @juandirection3751
    @juandirection3751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    1:19:22 Just love the contrast between this and the next video. It takes less than 30 seconds for Schlatt to descend from pure wholesomeness into absolute breakdown

  • @admm3686
    @admm3686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2704

    i cant wait for schlinkle to react to more increasingly worrying meth recipes.

    • @kurthunt42
      @kurthunt42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      if i made money off of meth i would buy the september 8 shirt

    • @FriendlyNeighborhoodNarcissist
      @FriendlyNeighborhoodNarcissist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@kurthunt42 As fucking if you didn't assist him like the rest of us on September 8 2022

    • @FriendlyNeighborhoodNarcissist
      @FriendlyNeighborhoodNarcissist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      We all got free handouts as an alibi, and YOU were the only one who didn't get one?

    • @Brigtzen
      @Brigtzen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@FriendlyNeighborhoodNarcissist Shhh, some of us cant handle the truth and need to disassociate

    • @smashkiller64
      @smashkiller64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@FriendlyNeighborhoodNarcissist
      Look okay, it was a _FUN PARTY_ that we had!
      Of course Schlatt was going to need help, there was so much to do in such little time!

  • @nothingman7163
    @nothingman7163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1899

    This stream was scuffed in all the best ways; Just ordered the shirt and can’t wait for it; best $39.99 (including shipping) I’ve spent since I was in the UK on September 8th, 2022

    • @mr.sentryanddispenser
      @mr.sentryanddispenser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      🤨

    • @nothingman7163
      @nothingman7163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@mr.sentryanddispenser don’t worry it was purely a coincidence I assure you

    • @swotl
      @swotl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@mr.sentryanddispenser he wouldnt buy the shirt if he did something 😂😂😂😂

    • @nothingman7163
      @nothingman7163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@swotl yes.... definitely... of course

    • @exalted_space9224
      @exalted_space9224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      👍

  • @sw4mpy
    @sw4mpy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    I know this stream was super scuffed and he probably won't stream on YT again any time soon, but this was my first time catching Schlatt live and it was still really fun and entertaining! :)

    • @-Dabbs-
      @-Dabbs- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was also my first time

    • @DerCharacter
      @DerCharacter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@-Dabbs- I think it was my first time, maybe second. I only caught it because I was already on TH-cam, which I guess is one of the few benefits.

    • @leviathiane
      @leviathiane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      same!! it was nice; im just never on twitch

    • @little_games_soxo8589
      @little_games_soxo8589 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      mmmm idk, he had like 50,000 views at one point.

  • @goblin7480
    @goblin7480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I love how chat is actually a full on minute behind.

  • @thesludgeman6091
    @thesludgeman6091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Can we all appreciate shludges ability to make quality content

  • @thaitoan4760
    @thaitoan4760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Every stream his editors just find the best way to give him a break down

  • @jedislayer0719
    @jedislayer0719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    17:34 notice how Lego JFK’s pieces were to the left of the car. The bullet came from the left, meaning it would have to go past the car, pause in mid air, and turn 180 degrees, bounce off of Lego JFK’s right leg, and ricochet onto his torso. That is one MAGIC brick. No, no, I don’t think that’s what happened at all. The only conceivable explanation was that there was a SECOND brick from behind the camera.

    • @jedislayer0719
      @jedislayer0719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yet the men who made the video would have you believe some nonsense about a twisting, turning, magic brick.

    • @wumbo4942
      @wumbo4942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thankyou for the seinfeld reference big guy

  • @Madoka_The_Witch
    @Madoka_The_Witch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    I cant believe "Jambo" is posting all of "Jschlatts" reserved footage. It is truly sad that he was killed by a drunk "crasher" may he rest in eternal damnation for those "horrible" crimes he did in 1999

    • @Terracylle
      @Terracylle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      he killed a family of 17 last week

    • @Cyn_The_Drone1
      @Cyn_The_Drone1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He burned down an orphan and burned down a house of 19 children in 1997

    • @smashkiller64
      @smashkiller64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Terracylle
      *WOW* That little huh?!?!
      He must have been having a rough Tuesday!

    • @Zaboogieboy
      @Zaboogieboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@smashkiller64 Really bad tuesday at 3:47 where the weather was sunny and warm.

    • @moth_milk
      @moth_milk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      he made me eat my younger brothers tongue in a Russian prison.

  • @terramarc
    @terramarc ปีที่แล้ว +16

    54:58 the beginning of schlatt’s villain arc after returning from “meeting” the queen

  • @Sappho-ww4xb
    @Sappho-ww4xb ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I'm sick, and schlatt asking the walrus "where you going bro?" sent me into a coughing fit 💀

  • @BrineXD
    @BrineXD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    Splatter is like a teacher waiting for the class to shut up

    • @gimpman3207
      @gimpman3207 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      no way you called jschlutt "Splatter"

    • @numba1Tamarifan
      @numba1Tamarifan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      SPLATTER 💀💀💀💀

    • @Binowhy
      @Binowhy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@numba1Tamarifan he got that nickname from the crimes he committed against the royal family 😔

    • @numba1Tamarifan
      @numba1Tamarifan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Binowhy oh yeah i forgot about what he did in 1999

  • @ALaughingWolf2188
    @ALaughingWolf2188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    “Schlatt’s” reaction to the final clip made me spit out my “soda”, for it was quite unexpected.

    • @toxicDEATHwish
      @toxicDEATHwish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He was responsible for what happened in December 1998

    • @imrtwisted9731
      @imrtwisted9731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SODAA

    • @grenindraw6947
      @grenindraw6947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ayo?

    • @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413
      @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@toxicDEATHwish the resonance cascade?

    • @cactieythecactus
      @cactieythecactus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "schlatt" gave you that "soda" from the "store" of his didnt "you"?

  • @Rhythmloid
    @Rhythmloid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    15:23 had me ROLLING especially cause there’s just… no sound. That’s probably what it was like when he was recording it. Like most tiktoks like this.

  • @Cowmaize
    @Cowmaize 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    If there’s anything schlatt can rely on his chat for, it’s to keep him humble
    And also stealing traffic markers/signs

    • @Ghoosteny
      @Ghoosteny 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They’re free

  • @bear2710
    @bear2710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    42:02 “Schlatt’s” pure giddy look of excitement made me happy

  • @vague5597
    @vague5597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    The "Schluggernaut" has uploaded more quality content. Impressive, very nice.

  • @rosebudgremlin
    @rosebudgremlin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    The fact that "Schlatt" got those "shirts" printed to fast is awfully "suspicious" don't you think?

  • @Insullar
    @Insullar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    "Schleckmate" really has beef with the royal family of England. Truly disgusting that "Smack" would give British people three days of school.

    • @danthesalmon7362
      @danthesalmon7362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If I were British I would thank “Schlugle”

    • @thisisachannel.780
      @thisisachannel.780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      what are these british “people” you keep talking about??

  • @S197Szymonik
    @S197Szymonik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Schlatts birthday is like the dude between the towers. He didn't get hit but he's still screwed from his surroundings.

  • @anakinskywalker8511
    @anakinskywalker8511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “schlatt” losing his mind while chat spams “its free” killed me

  • @CM421
    @CM421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    10:56 not gonna lie, "content creation is harder than your 9-5" would be an amazing stream donation sound

  • @KFCGAMING55
    @KFCGAMING55 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    52:34 first chat crash
    1:31:58 stream manager crash
    1:54:26 second chat crash
    2:51:28 stream runs out of memory
    2:55:08 third chat crash (man YT sucks)

    • @stuffedbrains
      @stuffedbrains 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thought it said car crash

    • @stuffedbrains
      @stuffedbrains 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kinda disappointed

    • @tinker2269
      @tinker2269 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stuffedbrains same here

  • @rap7771
    @rap7771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    56:38
    the most innocent sound that can cone out of this mans mouth

    • @mrmrmeta3698
      @mrmrmeta3698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Bro went 🎻

    • @urbainleverrier1
      @urbainleverrier1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      schlubbable went 🐿️🐿️🐿️

    • @mobilemadison2932
      @mobilemadison2932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mrmrmeta3698 💀 💀 💀

    • @ZachPowers
      @ZachPowers 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrmrmeta3698 holy shit, mans like a symphony out here

    • @k0giku
      @k0giku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      my man went dolphin mode

  • @Haylez0
    @Haylez0 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Maths is red, science is purple, English is green and history/geography/socials are blue

  • @kaffii
    @kaffii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "what color is math" schlatt you set yourself up for that one

  • @lockerbuddy2039
    @lockerbuddy2039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Welcome to the daily life of a dedicated Schlatt viewer. Sorry, I was gonna watch the VOD but I was too tired to watch it.

    • @beefairy8620
      @beefairy8620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s funny because it’s true

  • @alpd9738
    @alpd9738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Can't wait for "Schlatt" to "predict" King Henry's "death" on the live stream of March 16th 2023.

  • @striker8961
    @striker8961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I can’t wait for next decade when it will be socially acceptable for him to wear that shirt in public, in the mean time I will enjoy him wearing that shirt in public.

  • @frozen4366
    @frozen4366 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I can't believe he predicted the skibidi toilet 1:04:16

  • @Vaydore
    @Vaydore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    my favorite part was watching a new tik tok and waiting 40 seconds for chats reaction

  • @ALaughingWolf2188
    @ALaughingWolf2188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    “Schlatt” making that shirt trying to convince us that he did not commit “the tragedy” on September 8th, only puts even more suspicion on his name

    • @kurthunt42
      @kurthunt42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      false!! i filmed the assasination (its on liveleak)

    • @Precipiceofwind
      @Precipiceofwind 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Tragedy"

    • @exalted_space9224
      @exalted_space9224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hopefully I love to see something to happen September 9th and 10th so we have a full four days of tragedy.

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Content creation is harder than your 9 to 5"
    I work in construction.
    A the drivetrain of a concrete truck exploded on a hill, and it rolled backwards and pinned the legs of a dude on site between said truck and several dozen metric tons of prefab plates.
    We had to put two bobcats on the thing, pretty much hammer it in place with wooden beams behind the tires, and take off the back wheels before we could free him.
    Both of his legs had multiple points of crushlash; Bone being squeezed so hard it protrudes out of both sides of your flesh.
    This was a week ago.
    We resumed work 2 days later.
    _Thank god i'm not a content creator, i wouldn't survive that shit. Be strong brother._

  • @joshuanora5783
    @joshuanora5783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    bro how did rain drops on a drum get muted for copyright

    • @geneius-stats
      @geneius-stats 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Ksi thought it was his song thick of it

  • @RatInCatsClothing
    @RatInCatsClothing 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1 hour, 4 minutes, and 42 seconds. Thus began the skibidi toilet arc.

  • @twiceandwekimekienjoyer5525
    @twiceandwekimekienjoyer5525 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    unrelated but I think it's pretty sweet that viwers say "hello" to the vod watches, it's cute

  • @safetydoggo2721
    @safetydoggo2721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    19:30
    Man has been single handedly training googles new art AI

  • @Lou-qh5gh
    @Lou-qh5gh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I was waiting for this VOD to come up because the rain on the drums and the guy making the VWOOMs alongside them in the next clip was fucking sick now imagine my despair when youtube fucking muted both clips for fucks sake

  • @smellingthecolor7295
    @smellingthecolor7295 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    math is red, english is yellow, science is blue, and history is green.

  • @ashrobertson4156
    @ashrobertson4156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I know you'll never see this, but you are such a comfort for me. You actually make me feel better when I'm upset. I watch your VODS when I'm falling asleep because i find it relaxing. You make me really happy. I'm autistic and you are my comfort person 100%.

  • @spiritbx1337
    @spiritbx1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "I am never going to be able to listen to this song for the rest of my life!"
    VoD watchers: "I don't have such a weakness!"

  • @walmartcatboys
    @walmartcatboys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    why does schlatt seem happier in this vod then normal??

    • @emma_nutella58
      @emma_nutella58 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I think you know why

    • @jak0katherina711
      @jak0katherina711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      refer back to the shirt

    • @nomey07
      @nomey07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He fulfilled his mission on september 8

    • @LordOfel
      @LordOfel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Because finally the last person to witness '99 is gone

  • @PhoebusA
    @PhoebusA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    10:54 : Filming myself playing video games is harder than your 9 - 5
    "Schlatt": *ABSOLUTELY ERUPTS WITH LAUGHTER*

  • @OrphanDefenestratorODK
    @OrphanDefenestratorODK ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you know it's bad when " Schlatt " says something is " wrong "

  • @jackbradley4737
    @jackbradley4737 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Whoever said history is purple is so wrong considering purple was only recently invented

  • @robertromanul2212
    @robertromanul2212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hey "Schat" ! I've seen bits and vids of this stream, but I'm really glad the Schlod is finally out

  • @thefunniesies
    @thefunniesies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I can't believe how "absurd" this is
    Aw, Snap!

  • @ParadigmDreamspace
    @ParadigmDreamspace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Schlatt's birthday being September 10th has to be the funniest thing I've ever heard

  • @hrut9570
    @hrut9570 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I miss you schlatt 😢 cant believe your gone 🦢🦢🦢

  • @meatball2858
    @meatball2858 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Since my summer break started I have been watching your vods nonstop. I haven’t slept in weeks. Help me Shat

  • @venangoproductions
    @venangoproductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Can we start saying Hip Hip Hooray when Schlatt uploads

  • @kadenbourquin7149
    @kadenbourquin7149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Man, shlingleberry did a great job ranking these

  • @spoog2651
    @spoog2651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "holy shit this goes hard af" "he" says to complete silence

  • @axqrn
    @axqrn ปีที่แล้ว +2

    my browser crashed 10+ times while watching this
    that has literally never happened before on this computer watching any other schlatt vod

  • @mirandav404
    @mirandav404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    33:20 "we are detonating the alpha warhead in T-90 seconds."

  • @Hephaestus_God
    @Hephaestus_God 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Most of the captchas that "fail" are actually the AI giving you an image it doesn't know so you can input the answers. Then it compares that with the millions of other people it sent that answer to to get the right results for future captcha image tests.
    But these days AI can pretty much auto solve any captcha (including voice ones where you have to type out what you hear). Because of this you end up with very weird ones to confuse the AI. Like recentluy there was one about "Cloud horses" with images of horses in clouds lmao.
    edit: you literally said something similar 10 seconds after I wrote this smh

  • @dorkybf
    @dorkybf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    love how half is muted
    16:14 yes.

  • @siren_2778
    @siren_2778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Tommy: when will we see each oth-
    Schlatt: -Today im ranking your tiktoks!

  • @Arkivator
    @Arkivator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude the best places to live for Sync views is either New Zealand or Iceland, both have the geography that movies and puzzles use because it’s so gorgeous.

  • @nootnoot3452
    @nootnoot3452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    17:25 he missed the part where the wife tried to put the brain back together

  • @oeskur
    @oeskur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I'm happy "schlatt" comes forwards and clarifies that he has "nothing" to do with the death of her majesty

  • @thefrogmonarch4404
    @thefrogmonarch4404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I can now say I am officially in a Jschlatt VOD which is like saying i've payed all my debts in animal crossing.

  • @aurorahasfallen
    @aurorahasfallen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Man I love when mr scatt reacts to videos, it’s so funny

  • @KillCrewSlashers
    @KillCrewSlashers ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Schlatt should make shirt that says Schlatt was not responsible for the Queen's death

  • @alcoop74
    @alcoop74 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The cooking videos were easily the highlight of this stream lmao

  • @tylertds
    @tylertds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Thank you jschlong for the great content :)

  • @craftiplayz
    @craftiplayz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Schlatt" absolutely did the actions of September 8th

  • @kirillvaloshyn6254
    @kirillvaloshyn6254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love how he says he had nothing to do with it and mentions the poison most often overlooked during autopsies

  • @RunnyFlan
    @RunnyFlan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The deadmau seed is a phrase I haven’t heard in a long time

  • @deanalinegar9956
    @deanalinegar9956 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    schlatt when he sees charles saying that hip hip:💀💀💀

  • @blueink1606
    @blueink1606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    When I saw the shirt I laughed like crazy, man had to make it a shirt to make it clear 💀
    Edit: also schlatt ur videos make me laugh way to hard I choked on my food while watching these 💀, also how it took him 55 seconds to realize his chat crashed

  • @isthatluigi1515
    @isthatluigi1515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I feel like twitch and TH-cam chats are just filled with complete npcs

  • @JeffOfTrades
    @JeffOfTrades 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    56:35 jshlatt's laugh killed me XD 🐬

  • @firecat5279
    @firecat5279 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I totally wasn’t the one who did it I totally wasn’t the one who killed the queen”

  • @patrickwilliams6276
    @patrickwilliams6276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Schlatt's snow-white baby arms will never not make me laugh

  • @_DarkJet
    @_DarkJet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    the ''Schlatt'' is back at it again, just like he was in september the 8th, 2022

  • @natewalter9324
    @natewalter9324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    14:35 there’s no audio in the clip, which makes it funny

    • @Bugdoll
      @Bugdoll 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They removed the audio for copyright claims. Which is really dumb, seeing it's literally rain falling on drums

  • @greggnoly4353
    @greggnoly4353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Schloptimus prime” has a new target

  • @DoubleDashYT
    @DoubleDashYT 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Johnathan has outdone himself this time

  • @ryangarner1954
    @ryangarner1954 ปีที่แล้ว

    The fact that we give a round of three cheers and scream hip hip hooray at military graduations proves Schlatt wrong.

  • @skullaep
    @skullaep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I highly expected that Schlatt would stream on 9/11

  • @iampierce7474
    @iampierce7474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I was there for this stream and not once did “Schlatt” acknowledge my Jared Schleto joke

  • @Exile559
    @Exile559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i love how people in the comments don't realize it takes about 30 minutes to make a shirt like that. So, he killed the queen and before her body had gone cold, he had it made and was wearing it.

  • @S14M07
    @S14M07 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That drawing of the Honorable Joe Biden is pretty cute.

  • @ch3kklikedollars
    @ch3kklikedollars 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i started watching this vod and then realized i was there for the stream

  • @littlechar
    @littlechar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Ah yes, another 'Schlart' video, time to spend my evening watching this.

  • @yourlocalcashregister1123
    @yourlocalcashregister1123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Very glad that schlatt gets the same enjoyment out of shredder videos that I do

  • @AndreiPredoiu
    @AndreiPredoiu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Killed a familly of 5"
    Good Job
    Usually you do 4, but now you outdid yourself
    Keep on being you

  • @soracat6255
    @soracat6255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    $30 + $9.99 shipping fee for a graphic tee with a questionable joke on it, yeesh...
    Boy oh boy do I make bad financial decisions.

  • @Zachary-
    @Zachary- ปีที่แล้ว

    New Yorkers being terrified of every animal that isn't a cat will always entertain me.