Schlatt's Cookie Tier List
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Today Schlatt makes a Tier List! It's been a long time since this has happened. Last time I tried making a tier list video you guys watched it 10 million times. But we're back, baby! Schlatt loves cookies (I hate writing in the third person) and decided to make a Cookies Tier List and Rank Every Cookie Known To Man. This is probably quite similar to Moist Cr1tikal Tier List videos, even though I've never watched a single one. Thank you for inventing Tier List Videos. Chips Ahoy, Chewy Chips Ahoy, Chips Deluxe, Oreo, Double Stuf Oreo, Mega Stuf Oreo, Biscoff, Ginger Snaps, Tate's Bake Shop, Milano, Pepperidge Farm Farmhouse, Golden Oreo, Famous Amos, Royal Dansk, Those Awful Sugar Cookies You Find At Every Grocery Store, Lenny And Larry's, Fudge Stripes, Stella D'Oro, Nilla Wafers, and more are featured in this video and also in this description for SEO purposes. What rank will Schlatt give your favorite cookie? Watch the entire video to find out (and also to help me make more money!)
Edited by wheatskins: / wheatskins_ - บันเทิง
if you think this list is biased just remember, Schlatt brutally murdered a girl scout troop when they came to his door with cookies back in '99. he knows his stuff.
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yeah myth says he tried every cookie she was selling too.
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I still miss my sister
He must've been one badass fetus
Funny story regarding chips ahoy chewy type: so my friend and I used to walk home from school and stop by a 7-11, and like the fatasses we are we got a pack of chewy chips ahoy, and hated them. We decided it would be funny to leave one on the back of some poor dudes truck that hadn't moved for months. That cookie stayed there throughout a full year of seasons and weather. The juices seeped out and stained the plastic. It stayed intact for a year and a half, and finally split over the summer. That didn't stop the cookie though. The cookie is still there 2 years later and we are still laughing about it. He moved to another state and whenever I walk the way we used to walk, I send him a picture of the cookie.
And now you now they have as many chemicals as McDonald's cheeseburger
It’s like the moldy cheese from diary of the wimpy kid
I love this
Best comment on a Schlatt video I have ever seen got me rolling 💀🗿
bro that shit created covid
Schlatt: "who the hell eats biscoff cookies unless there on a airplane."
Proceeds to show an almost empty packet of biscoff cookies.
Bro I had a biscoff waffle from the biscoff restaurant it was so good
we have a biscoff mcflurry and is it fire
Biscoff cookies are amazing
hes always have airplane ready, do you not know that hes ready to commit another one
@@Atom85825another what
we need more schlatt tier lists I’m rewatching these like crazy 💀
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Same here
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The frosted sugar cookies are like the candy corn of cookies, either you love it or you hate it and for some fucking reason when you eat more than like 4 of them you start feeling like death himself is staring down at you
@Reika Nagila sorry I only like MEN
Such a perfect comparison
Frosted sugar cookies make me feel like a fat Hitler but MAN do they taste good.
YES like theyre honestly so good but after a couple i start feeling like i want to die
nah after eating ONE i feel like im gonna explode
As a wise man once said: The best part of grocery shopping is seeing what the psychos at Oreo have made next.
Hey, we wouldn't have gotten lemon Oreos without those psychos. Am I a bad person for thinking key lime Oreos would have a more than 0% chance of being good?
@@LtCdrXander that would taste pretty good with crumble cookie parts and key lime fillings
@@zzyxx2112 YES!! I would hope too that they don't hold back on the tartness for the filling either, as you really gotta strike that delicate balance between sweetness and tanginess.
@TheSportsGuru Yesssss!! Dude, I have no idea who works at Pop-Tart but they're absolutely twisted. How many fuckin flavors do they HAVE at this point???
Weed Oreos already exist but the company keeps them all for themselves
I was 100% expecting the butter cookies to have a sewing kit inside
Same
why the fuck are there cookies in my sewing kit tin can
SAME
I love how the frosted sugar cookie voting had a perfect description of what people think of them. Either you REALLY love them, or you DESPISE them.
I despise them
@@crimson7000same bro
I brought them to a party two days ago. Someone was licking the box clean.
@@unaverageavocado159 🤣
The issue with "soft" cookies is that they need to make the cookie even less natural just to make it hold onto that softness permanently which just makes it feel wrong. If it's fresh cookies then of course you want them soft, but with store bought? No.
I'm usually a soft cookie guy and I agree. I felt sick after trying soft store bought cookies. Meanwhile you get that shit fresh and it's a whole new game
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I used to like them as a kid, but im gonna be honest, the chocolate chips on soft chips ahoy... dont taste like chocolate... so i prefer chips ahoy's other cookies now
if you still like soft chips ahoy, im sorry, they got you, youre already living in the simulation homie
Wait yeh actually, u r right, I normally get the same day baked ones from Sainsbury, and they are soft and I like them, but yeh if it’s factory made, that’s lowkey disgusting
keep a piece of bread with the cookies you bake. it keeps them softer
Honestly its nice to see schlatt is doing what he loves.
And making money.
No no, he’s doing what he loves… making money
Your poor comment section
Who doesn't love making money? Also scree every single bot.
Honestly it's nice to see schlatt doing what he loves.
And making tier lists on cookies.
@Don't read profile photo so ur just gonna spam every comment with channel advertisment?
I was screaming “WHAT ABOUT TATES” and then you actually brought tates, the greatest cookie brand to ever exist in the multiverse
I swear he never misses to disappoint in the ranking
Technically speaking here, there’s still more to this as schlatt hasn’t opened up the door of girl scout cookies.
That would make for its own interesting video I’d say.
On stream he said that he might make a seperate tier list for girl scout cookies, just sayin.
@@mattisoff Nice, I don’t go on twitch so that’s cool to know
Don't forget Oreo made a Cherry Cola flavored Oreo and I am one hundred percent certain Oreo's concept team are sadists
@@bramd4423 I saw peeps flavored Oreos once, so I can most definitely agree with that statement
he perfectly described this cookie 4:31
True
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@Don't read profile photo I'm not falling for that
so true
Hello
Why is there so many bots?
Black and White cookies hit harder than schlatt hit those people in 1999
I’ve seen men describe murders with less anger and fear in their eyes than Schlatt covering the Oreos cookies
Schlatt: hates chewy cookies
Also Schlatt: Loves chewy cookies (with frosting)
Fucking gottem (im salty with him for fig newton's and chewy chips ahoy so I am very angry with schlatt
@@Unoriginal____Starwalker I'm also salty about a lot of things he said about my favorites
I don’t hate chewy cookies quite as much as splat, but crunchy cookies are so much better. If you think otherwise, all your opinions are wrong and your parents don’t love you.
@@alpha_9997 god damn bro it ain't that deep its just a cookie like people have their tastes and opinions 😕
@@alpha_9997 like a opinion cant be wrong its a option aka your own personal preference
I’ve gotta say, I like Mint Oreos, but you have to REALLY like mint to like them. It’s a pretty strong mint flavor, and plain double stuf oreos have a much broader appeal
My obsession with the mint is so bad, that when I was a kid my mom would hide toothpaste from me, cause I was demolishing them all. I got into a hospital at least 7 times because of them. But I still love everything that has a mint in it
The best are the fudge mint ones. Instead of the oreo cookie its just fudge like a girl scout cookie
I like mint chocolate chip ice cream but oreo mint is where I put my foot down
I also like them.
I have loved mint flavored stuff ever since I was a kid and that isn't changing anytime soon.
Mega stuf
Im glad tier lists are coming back. They're genuinely funny
bro what do you mean
the amount of pure sodium in tate’s cookies makes my blood pressure sky rocket after 1 bite. like why tf is there over 150 mg of sodium in 2 cookies?
ate a whole pack of 14 and like, spazzed out
hate those cookies
The fact that 'Schlatt' bans everyone with the wrong opinion is amazing
Literally 1984
@@dr4x3k28 literally germany from 1939-1945
communist schlatt
@@Fuckwadd banned from living
ussr
I’m personally honored to have been featured on this list. Thank you Schlatt.
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You deserved your s tier
You are the best thing you can get at a dollar store
@@hamsterman8975hi ibuki from Danganronpa
Not having Girl Scouts cookies on the list is a crime
"Chewy cookies are for terrible people"
Well, at least I don't have to change myself.
Here’s the thing about chewy cookies: they have to be crispy on the edges. And there’s a fine line between nice and soft, raw, and rubber.
Disgusting
Soft baked is better than crusty dusty dry mf cookies and I'll die on that hill
@@solus8685 it tastes like dirt and rubber
Chewy Chips Ahoy are the bomb, man.
chewy cookies are only good home made
Schlatt: “Chewy cookies are for terrible people”
Also Schlatt: *ranks frosted sugar cookies in S*
Tbf, technically they're not chewy, they're just soft. Do I chew those? No, I take a giant bite, roll my eyes back because they are, in fact, S tier, and swallow.
@@literallythrowing3264 why do ppl think that they are s tier- they are def a e/f eww
@@allpaynenoliam4208 "atone for your sins"
Me who has autism and has sensory issues with crunchy things and really likes chips ahoy chewy and then watching a man I admire say that I’m disgusting for putting it in my mouth:
@@allpaynenoliam4208 Maybe I'm biased because I'm addicted to sugar
Got an adventure communist advert after “schlatt” said “but there’s a better cookie… POTATOES”
Tried Tates Bakeshop for the first time a couple days ago. My eyes have been fully opened, Schlatt. Thank you
Schlatt: "I'm gonna rank every single cookie known to man"
Literally 5 seconds later: "Inside this box is every cookie I know"
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Every cookie known to a man
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He’s a man
Shlatt is man
I’ve noticed a pattern with a lot of the decent and above cereals, chips and cookies. They always have the original which are good, the one better than the original which are better, and then the ones that try to be better but suck
For example Cheerios is the original, Honey but Cheerios are better, and then chocolate cheerios which are worse
Another example oreos are original, double stuf is better, and then mega stuf and most stuf suck
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Most stuf 🤡
Same thing with Cap’n Crunch. Schlatt ranked the Crunch Berries higher, and Oops All Berries lower
honey nut cheerios are godly i need to start eating them again why did i even stop
Oreos aren't original though the hydrox cookie came first oreo just stole their shit renamed the cookies and claimed themselves to be the original
Disappointed that the IKEA cookies were not on this list. This is simply a repeat of what happened in 1999.
I dont know how many times i watched this video.
Honestly, Schlatt looks like he’s feeling well. Either he’s really good at hiding his emotions and playing the character (which we all know he’s very capable of) or he’s truly been having a good bit of life recently. Hopefully it’s the second option.
what happened?
@@sicbixch Oh, nothing happened that I know of. I just commented that he looks happier than usual.
@@sicbixch existential pain happened. It gets most of us in our 20s.
t his happened 3 months ago just so you know
Who's Schlatt? We only know "Schlatt"
Again, there's a trend with his tier lists.
- First is always "Base Tier"
- Your favorites are always shat on
- He makes very valid points and very invalid points
- "D for dick"
- Throwing packages
- Last one is always a surprise witness
Don’t find out where I live and murder me for this, but I fucking love Java Chip Oreos. I can’t believe “Schlatt” would disgrace their name like that.
Comedy
When he said soft cookies are bad/not as good as hard cookies, I knew what kind of list it would be.
Mans really disrespected oreo thins putting them at a D tier after saying he likes crunchy cookies tf
@@maddiesmenagerie8853 normal Oreos are already crunchy. The bad rating wasn't about crunchyness, it was about the fact they put LESS stuf in the cookie. Normal Oreos were fine, and Double Stuff Oreos were perfect. Any more or any less stuf in the cookie is terrible, according to schlartt
“Chewy cookies are for terrible people” you done started a war you can’t win bro
Can’t believe you did a cookie tier list without girl scout cookies.
Schlatt: “Hes such a polite little guy”
Also Schlatt: “ThAt lItTlE eLf piEcE oF sHiT”
"178 lIKes wIThOut rEplIes?///?? leT mE cHangE tHAT"
@@perlitacatapang4582 why is no one commenting ?
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I honestly didn't know Schlatt was capable of being so wrong. I know I'm putting myself at risk of being a victim of another 1999 incident, but that's a risk I'm willing to take
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bro he didnt even try the fig newtons
@@gulletgaming4717 fig newtons are absolute dogshit
Tates…nuf said
@Patnic you don't remember what happened in 1999? With the sword man? Or the baseball bat?
I draw the line at saying chewy cookies aren’t it. Chewy cookies are just undefeated.
Chewy cookies are for smart people Schlatt I’m telling you chewy cookies are built different!!!
the amount of random cookies on the floor that is visible when Schlatt gets up and leaves in the end is just hillarious
I think “Schlatt” should do a candy/candy bar tier list, keeping in theme with them all starting with C
i agree, “schlatt” should do that without the “c”
8:33 ong I tried it 2 days ago. It smelt like paint and tasted like decaying flour and Play-Dough
00:24 - Chips Ahoy Original
00:38 - Chips Ahoy Candy Blast
00:57 - Chips Ahoy Chunky
01:13 - Chips Ahoy Chewy
01:40 - Chips Ahoy Chewy & Reese's
01:53 - Chips Deluxe Original
02:09 - Chips Deluxe M&M
02:34 - Famous Amos
02:57 - Royal Dansk
03:22 - Biscoff
03:54 - Ginger Snaps
04:22 - Frosted Sugar Cookies
05:08 - (Bonus) Fortune Cookie
05:28 - Milano Original
06:00 - Milano Dark Chocolate
06:20 - Milano Mint Chocolate
06:41 - Chessmen
06:58 - Farmhouse
07:30 - Tate's Bake Shop
08:03 - Lenny & Larry
08:50 - E.L Fudge
09:11 - Fudge Stripers
09:22 - Sandies
09:37 - Viena Fingers
10:00 - Oreo Original
10:44 - Oreo Doble Stuf
did you give up
@@gourmetbird1483lol
bro was not finishing this list ☠️
I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes those crunchy bits.
He clearly likes them!
I've never been so deeply offended, disappointed, and heart broken in my life and schlatt found a way, props to you man
Yra he done the golden Oreos dirty i mean DIRTY
Oreos will always have a special place in my heart. SO I DONT GIVE A SHIT HOW MUCH FUCKING “STUFF” IS IN A OREO I T S F U C K I N G G O D T E I R.
@dcoog anml sugar cookies are the worst cookie
@@rex.6067 this is biased 🤦♂️
@@Bucheria How?
4:25 yes I just love hearing my favorite family friendly TH-camr say he likes cookies
Nah brother is out here dissin the chewy cookies
Edit: it’s ok he likes the frosted sugar cookies
this guy knows his stuff! i remember him back in 2004, he just had this insight that nobody could replicate.
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So true..
Yeah, only five years after the incident, schlatt was a different man
@@sofianesk3050 i remember hearing about that! legend.
" I hate chewy cookies"
"Frosted sugar cookies are S tier"
I'm so glad someone else noticed the Duality of Man
Frosted sugar cookies are what's known as an outlier, they are fundamentally different to all the other chewy cookies in the best way possible.
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So true..
@@raisinsmakemeuncomfortable6893 they are either good or they are the worst cookie ever no inbetween
naur frosted sugar cookies get a pass-
taste a hard chips ahoy (like the normal one) vs a soft chips ahoy
maybe im hella weird but theres a DISTINCT difference in the way the chocolate tastes in the soft ones.. major turn off sajhfkhs
This is a respectable and obviously unbiased tier list that should be taken as objective fact
Even the fortune cookie knows what you did in 1999, Schlatt. You can never escape it.
Hot take: the orange colored oreo filling (the halloween seasonal ones) are literally the normal filling dyed but somehow taste so much better
I thought I was fuckin crazy for thinking that but yeah facts
Thought the same thing, it’s almost like a placebo effect the way they taste better
I haven't had those ones but it sounds like sugar pill cookies
And the red Christmas ones
Oh Fuck your right
I feel like Schlatt will someday make a tier list about everything in existence
5 minutes in and he has made 3 Everywhere at the End of Time references.
Can't wait for tier list of tier list, or the tier list of tier list that contains tier list
who?
@@elaninormous4876 big guy
Race tier list when?
I love biscoff cookies, but that's probably because my family made me fly spirit airlines most of the time.
What’s kinda funny is Schlatt is talking about being fat but I’m watching this video while working out
when you gave farmhouse an A then mentioned there was something better, i KNEW it was tate’s cookies. i legit cheered like it was a new smash bros character being revealed
Ok nerd
Same bro
dude tate's are the fucking best
@@slowwmoh fatherless behavior spotted
Me too, I legit put my hands up and everything
Schlatt: "Chewy cookies are for terrible people"
Also Schlatt: *proceeds to devour sugar cookies"
@@cfgeneric7677 oh yes ik but they are chewy cookies 😂😂
@@TheRealNigerianMikePerry They literally crumble, but aight.
Sugar cookies are definitely not chewy cookies unless you be eatin stale sugar cookies.
they are soft and crumbly not chewy
Hol up, they're chewy?
But they're soft and crumbly
this isnt the same person who lost the key to his apartment. I refuse 😃
"atone for your sins?.."
the pope in the back: yes.. ATONE FOR THEM
Your hatred of soft cookies was redeemed by your spot-on perspective on the frosted sugar cookies.
Had the exact same reaction
couldn’t have described it better than schlatt
Chewy cookies literally taste and feel insanely unnatural
@@MatthewCJoy I respect your opinion but you're wrong.
@@MatthewCJoy CAUSE YOU ARE EATING CHIPS AHOY MASS PRODUCED GARBAGE SO YOU THINK CHEWY IS BAD. Eat a subway chewy cookie and stfu or find a bakery smh
4:30
Fun fact! Those are called lofthouse cookies, and there are several recipes online that you can find. *This changes the fucking game*
THANK YOU SO MUCH
They're called Lofthouse cookies? I just call them Walmart cookies (even though I think they're branded as Lofthouse everywhere else).
Time to make the cocaine of cookies.
I want to thank you but I knew that so Im just gonna say an assortment of letters... "udsubfiubwefibnwehyugvbewiuan"
Also want some of my pretzels? I got a bag of em today.
As of now your likes are now at 699.............
i still want to try every single item you ever ranked in this series
The size of the smile on my face when he pulled out those tates was enormous
The MOMENT he said frosted sugar cookies were S-class, I knew jschlatt was the most based human being on the fucking planet
I do agree with him tho, those sugar cookies are the best
Fucking hate sugar cookies, mid at best
Replies are a beautiful example of the duality of man
@@nebinmerbi4249 read my name
The part at 10:50 when he said “oooh someone’s been eating them”. Just got me laughing so hard idk why lmao
Dude trust me it made me crack up too LOL
Sameeee
SAME
Sorry guys it was me I live in his walls 🤷♂️
Lemon Oreo in F, What an amazing way to invalidate your entire board
i cant believe "schlatt" would disrespect complete cookies like that
Hot take:
Cookies with a good crunch outside and that perfect amount of softness on the inside.
Not to the point of rubber but like
You bite into it
You get that satisfying crunch and just that extra little bit of gooeyness helps it melt in your mouth
It's VERY hard to pull off but when it's pulled off
O h m a n.
Hot take:
Shafts with a good girth outside and that perfect amount of liquid on the inside.
Not to the point of penetration but like
You suck it.
You get that satisfying explosion, and just that extra little bit of gooeyness helps it melt in your mouth.
It's VERY hard, and when it explodes...
O h h h m a n
sounds like you just like crusty pissbombing but with cookies
@@LtCdrXander very hot take indeed ;)
Do you know what hot take means?
@@LtCdrXander Jchlatt's comment section never ceases to amuse.
How did he explain the frosted sugar cookie thing so accurately
Agreed! It’s so yummy but god, the sadness afterwards
Schlatt banning someone over lemon Oreos seems like one of the most Schlatt things ever
12k dislikes. I can still see them. You can't hide forever schlatt.
The chat: says chewy cookies are s tier
Jschlatt: **DISGUSTING**
The chat: I always hated chewy cookies
Chewy cookies are goated
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So true..
She always gave me bad vibes
@@Gapp1esauce_West fr
they were good at the time
Honestly can’t believe that some “people” would ever eat Lenny and Larry’s cookies
Tried it ONCE, biggest mistake of my life
or most stuf Oreos
their delicois
@@elementsgaming2411 still recovering??
@@ethanjc1971 nah, its been 3 year since then, recovered about a week ago
when schlatt said all his stuff about tate if he said that now it would be way more controversial even though its just cookies
I was at a Publix with my mom a few days ago and she said “They need to make more Oreo flavors” just as we passed by like 46. Safe to say I’ve never been prouder being adopted
Jschlatt: Talks bad about people who eat ginger snaps
Also Jschlatt: Talks about how he likes ginger snaps
he said if you eat ginger snaps you get no pussy
I mean he gets dick so he’s not wrong
he just knows that he cant call himself a good person after what he did in '99
he said they were better than biscoff he never said they were good
He also said people who eat soft cookies are terrible people then said that he loved those frosted sugar cookies which are soft lmao
I mean, he just said "If you like these, you're never getting pssy"
And he's right, Schlatt gets none. He goes for the meaty sticks
Something I realized is that the best parts of this video is just schlatt having good memories of certain cookies and just being wholesome for once lol
Man wrote a whole paragraph and got no reply’s smh
@@silentbehn180 one sentence isn’t a paragraph.
Also when he talks about the gay p-
@@kikicupcake1000 Jeez bro no need to bust out a whole essay 🥶
@@hazeltree7738Woah! Calm down there, Charles Dickens 🥶🥵🥶🥵🥵🥳🤧🤧🤕😵💫🤯
"Chewy cookies are garbage"
*proceeds to put the diabetic Coma Chewy Sugar Cookies in S Tier*
Even those cookies know what happened in 1999.
Right when he pulled out the chewy cookie my friend said “i love those they are the best” and i agreed, then Schlatt said they were for terrible people we looked at eachother then said they weren’t that good.
sheep☠️
Nah they slap. I would die for a chewy chips a hoy
They're a B ranking for me
Hello fellow terrible person :D
Most crunchy cookies that aren’t Oreos have the texture and flavor of burnt toast. If you like crunchy cookies you should be institutionalized.
Bro we need a 6 hour long stream of Schlatt listening to Everywhere at the End of Time in one sitting
Hell yes, I want to see him get destroyed by those albums
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So true..
He uploaded full stream on Jschlatt vods
@@Nikmg0 no he hasn't; on both the official and archive VOD channels there isn't one where he listens to all the albums in sequence
0:06 if you listen closely, you can actually hear him struggle to lift the box
3:00 That is one of the most relatable things I heard in a while 😭
7:44 aged like fine wine
How
He saying he wants to orally pleasr andrew tate
@@bizanagi5378andrew tate
Lmfao
LMFAO
The tier lists make a return at the best time.
Indeed they did
Hello Palpatine
A few months ago
he’s had the vod up on his stream dump channel for like a month
@purple X It hurts my brain
The frosted sugar cookies bring me back to elementary school parties, so damn nostalgic
I can excuse the soft cookie slander, but Biscoff are peak. Windmill cookies are unironically one of the best crunchy cookies out there. Wait no, I take that back, soft cookie slander is inexcusable. They make less mess and simply taste better.
“anyone who eats oreo thins is just trying to make themselves feel better”
me: *that felt personal*
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I always love it when Schlatt does a tier list because he always gives good reasons for why he likes and doesn't like them
Ha
Blatently wrong, some stuff he doesn't even give a reason why it sucks.
Dude dunked on my beloved lemon oreo cookies and you mean to tell me he is a good spokesperson for opinions on cookies? Shame
fully genuinly when i eat biscoff i feel like on the verge of traveling back in time to the mid 19th century for some reason
fun fact, Lenny & Larry was a client of ours for a while and I edited a bunch of social media videos for them lol. Never wanted to even taste them tho
"Chewy cookies are for terrible people"
Well that makes more sense they are the only cookie i like (with a few exceptions)
@Furfox they are saying they are a terrible person. Bruh, also chewy cookies are delicious.
I love how Schlatt completely changed sides about the chewy cookies from Chuckle Sandwich. Deep down this man is pushing away the childlike joy that you get from eating cookie dough.
chewy cookies are fantastic and i will not be taking counterpoints. if we can get him to change sides from doors to wheels, we can get him to come back to our side.
chewy cookies taste nothing like cookiedough they're just stale cookies
@@woofle7that’s just wrong info
Wouldn’t a stale cookie be even harder than normal?
@seaman4610 no it would be crumbley asf and taste like a dry piece of cardboard
Schlatt is going through all the stages of fucking dementia In this video
he really just tore everyones childhood into pieces
Finally, someone who properly explained how it is to eat frosted sugar cookies.
Frosted sugar cookies are the epitome of awful
@@thebxtcher8378 But are also really good.
@@thebxtcher8378 bruh
That's basically how it is eating anything with sugar
@@ZecxrityMaybe so, but frosted sugar cookies are easily the most extreme example of that notion.
I think if a store-bought cookie could capture the feeling of a home-made cookie well, chewy cookies would be s-tier. They don't.
imo soft cookies are only good when hot/warm
My family makes chocolate chip oatmeal cookies, but we can only do it occasionally because otherwise each of us would spend all day eating them. We simply can't help ourselves.
No
Home made cookies is basically tates
Facts my brother
Degenorocity would applaud you for putting Frosted Sugar Cookies in S
RIP anotherboyinblue, got banned for liking Lemon Oreos.