Our Terrible Apocalypse Survival Plans - Chuckle Sandwich EP 65

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  • @ChuckleSandwich
    @ChuckleSandwich  ปีที่แล้ว +1784

    Thanks for watching the episode Chucklers! As always, let us know any fun topics you'd like us to talk about that would make a fun episode!

    • @macale9966
      @macale9966 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      no

    • @luansh55
      @luansh55 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Thered a slimesomething guy, he would be a very good guest

    • @Fru1tz16
      @Fru1tz16 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      A episode where you rank obscure webshows (dhmis and Charlie the unicorn type shows)

    • @thecommunistparty6640
      @thecommunistparty6640 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The best quest on Chuckle Sandwich... Jambo

    • @why3994
      @why3994 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Talk about the markiplier episode

  • @TedNivison
    @TedNivison ปีที่แล้ว +5495

    I swear to you, these ramps are gonna change the outcome of the apocalypse and nobody can tell me otherwise

    • @epicperson6715
      @epicperson6715 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      ok tedward

    • @waki8893
      @waki8893 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      like you roller bladed down a ramp with a metal rebar and destroyed my ligaments

    • @dylanchristman978
      @dylanchristman978 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      We shall see...

    • @convoid1888
      @convoid1888 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I can and I will tell you otherwise.

    • @DominoCord
      @DominoCord ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ted you are delusional if you think that a ramp industry is going to change the fate of the world

  • @TimelyMannor
    @TimelyMannor ปีที่แล้ว +3263

    I think it would be funny if Charlie (when he's ready) came back for one episode as a special guest and he acts as if he has never been on the podcast before

    • @stinkyboi2795
      @stinkyboi2795 ปีที่แล้ว +474

      He died in a horrible accident that schlat and Ted had nothing to do with

    • @jamesbenis3734
      @jamesbenis3734 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      Bro he’s dead, what are you on

    • @newshirrt
      @newshirrt ปีที่แล้ว +180

      who’s charlie?

    • @bloodwolf2609
      @bloodwolf2609 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      he should act like hes the DayZ guy

    • @achilles4655
      @achilles4655 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Do not speak of he who must not be named

  • @Jacksynth
    @Jacksynth ปีที่แล้ว +998

    Watching Schlatt bounce Jambo against the mic while laughing hysterically is the hardest I've ever laughed while watching this podcast. 51:33

    • @hexteria3986
      @hexteria3986 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      the best part is them just ignoring it

    • @duckified.
      @duckified. ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "jambo" "loves" to "play" the "drums"

  • @ultramarroonvortex681
    @ultramarroonvortex681 ปีที่แล้ว +1733

    I love it when schlatt says "its shlattinn time" and schloots everywhere

  • @allanrincon7200
    @allanrincon7200 ปีที่แล้ว +924

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to while betraying your closest friends and allies in the apocalypse

  • @babyvirgo00-88
    @babyvirgo00-88 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    Ted’s “ramp” argument has the same energy as Schlatt’s “moving the earth” argument

    • @marz4705
      @marz4705 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ooo what ep is the moving the earth argument from?

    • @daffierpython7755
      @daffierpython7755 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Or "shlatts" "flying" "Charizard" argument against the lions

    • @jamstadahamsta4405
      @jamstadahamsta4405 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Moving the earth is significantly more logical

    • @angadgrewal9324
      @angadgrewal9324 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      expect schlatt argument makes a lot more sense and is more realistic

    • @owendawson5424
      @owendawson5424 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Schlatt's earth theory has been proposed by many people and would mean space travel would be much cheaper, all we would have to do is strap a few huge engines, or some propulsion system to it, and make an artificial sun.

  • @TheJakeaboo
    @TheJakeaboo ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Hi, I work at a baseball facility as a groundskeeper and I’ve worked there for 5 years. Since this podcast started I mow the fields listening to your podcast every time. I’ve legit grown up with you guys and your terrible would you rathers. This is my last week working until I move on from my job to bigger and better things. Thank you so much for the chuckles and joy you have given me at work when all else has failed. Truly will appreciate it and remember it forever ❤️💚

    • @Memu_
      @Memu_ ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was expecting a joke but I guessed wrong

    • @Bigdude0444
      @Bigdude0444 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shit dude I'm happy for you. Hope all is well.

  • @mayorofspicytown893
    @mayorofspicytown893 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    I'm so glad they got Soup as a guest. He's very busy so this is super rare.

  • @spzpekka4312
    @spzpekka4312 ปีที่แล้ว +1373

    I am coming for the sandwich.

    • @ocj1313
      @ocj1313 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      production has increased ever since they murdered Charlie in cold blood

    • @jimbojimbo7756
      @jimbojimbo7756 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ocj1313 who’s Charlie are you talking about when Ted and “schlatt” had the moist man on the podcast?

    • @SwarmerGaming
      @SwarmerGaming ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is the clip you've all been looking for: 📎

    • @Raphe9000
      @Raphe9000 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      November just started and I'm already about to chuckle all over my screen from seeing those glorious chops.

    • @jack_blacksplaque8022
      @jack_blacksplaque8022 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ocj1313 woah woah woah, Charlie? Who’s Charlie all I know is [REDACTED]

  • @p-funk5562
    @p-funk5562 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    LMAO Ted trying to gaslight schlatt about the circle people was such a good bit

  • @thegugster
    @thegugster ปีที่แล้ว +265

    best part was when they fused together, looked at the camera and said “it’s time to schred”

  • @Dryy_Cereal
    @Dryy_Cereal ปีที่แล้ว +394

    Chuckle Sandwich is the perfect podcast to listen to while you're trick or treating a day after Halloween

  • @razorrandom4056
    @razorrandom4056 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Really wanted schlatt to just pull the green screen and reveal hes been at his old home the whole time

    • @diamondrel5190
      @diamondrel5190 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I thought that was gonna happen too lmfao

  • @FitinLizard
    @FitinLizard ปีที่แล้ว +240

    this man really said he'd save jambo over his family. as if jambo isn't the cat that ate 20 fridge magnets. as if jambo wouldn't eat pure radioactive waste instead of anything actually affected by the apocolypse 3 days in.

    • @friendlyneigborhoodbean
      @friendlyneigborhoodbean ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Schlatt would literally constantly have to make sure jambo doesn't eat anything and everything

    • @Memu_
      @Memu_ ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He has already done so much to keep the little guy alive and relatively healthy. His main goal in the apocalypse would probably just be to keep his cats alive.

  • @havehadit460
    @havehadit460 ปีที่แล้ว +4067

    I like tucker on the podcast, every podcast needs a faceless, disembodied voice of wisdom and fact checking
    Edit) damn I've never had this many likes on a comment

    • @heehooeef1262
      @heehooeef1262 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Like overly sarcastic podcast

    • @Memu_
      @Memu_ ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@heehooeef1262 Like the Joe podcast

    • @stevenzepeda5930
      @stevenzepeda5930 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Memu_ who’s joe

    • @Memu_
      @Memu_ ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@stevenzepeda5930 rog

    • @Memu_
      @Memu_ ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@stevenzepeda5930 an

  • @carsoncomplains
    @carsoncomplains ปีที่แล้ว +941

    We all know Schlatt’s plan is to nickname himself Pops and continue hosting a podcast

    • @thecat.645
      @thecat.645 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Perchance

    • @gabe_iadeluca
      @gabe_iadeluca ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “Schlatt’s”

    • @theLosrKlub
      @theLosrKlub ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fallout 4 diamond city radio style

    • @jco_sfm
      @jco_sfm ปีที่แล้ว +8

      popsicle "pops" stick

    • @darceyharvey2340
      @darceyharvey2340 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then someone runs in and unalives him

  • @mallieblake9666
    @mallieblake9666 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    schlatt just laughing about bouncing jambo is so funny to me😭😭

  • @georgejones3826
    @georgejones3826 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    Schlatt and Ted could play the best couple with a severely strained relationship lol

  • @Jeremie_Notebaert
    @Jeremie_Notebaert ปีที่แล้ว +312

    Less than 5 minutes in and Schlatt is already aggressive

    • @doomguy2020
      @doomguy2020 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Just how I like him

    • @aniyilator
      @aniyilator ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@doomguy2020 Damn right

  • @-Gug-
    @-Gug- ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I think that a crimes tier list would be silly and goofy, I'm goosin to see where petty theft gets placed

  • @tinkietunky4633
    @tinkietunky4633 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    I personally would just not let a zombie eat me.

    • @judeblack4360
      @judeblack4360 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mood

    • @liammcelroy2265
      @liammcelroy2265 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Based

    • @seawolf5153
      @seawolf5153 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Real?

    • @heibk-2019
      @heibk-2019 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Damn why didnt i think of that

    • @theslate7987
      @theslate7987 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      If you just say no, it legally can’t do anything to you

  • @dwrsseler5526
    @dwrsseler5526 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    the markiplier episode was insane. seeing everyone on the subreddit screaming about it brings me back.

  • @sincerely-insincere
    @sincerely-insincere ปีที่แล้ว +74

    this is the perfect podcast to listen to while dodging barrels thrown by ted “donkey kong” nivison in the apocalypse

  • @ethanbarker7955
    @ethanbarker7955 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    i love hearing tucker talk cause you have two influencers who are in the zone and just some guy in the background who sounds like he feels out of place

  • @meganthequick9304
    @meganthequick9304 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Schlatt playing with Jambo near the end is the best thing

  • @irlzombie437
    @irlzombie437 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    schlatt bouncing jambo on the mic while tucker and ted keep trying to have a conversation is literally the funniest thing that has ever happened on this podcast. 51:33

  • @HydroniteTB
    @HydroniteTB ปีที่แล้ว +40

    What a great episode to watch while hiding a zombie bite!

  • @cadenollar2408
    @cadenollar2408 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to while completely and utterly failing to thrive in a post-apocalyptic world!

  • @Pig_stain
    @Pig_stain ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I'm so glad that they're helping us plan for the apocalypse their gonna cause. So thoughtful!

  • @zia606
    @zia606 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    As someone who also considered ending themselves during the missile crisis in hawaii, I’m glad Schlatt talked about how he’d do it too! It was so relatable and definitely a favorite puppy moment!!

  • @Skeet8813
    @Skeet8813 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Im so excited for the 65th straight week of chuckling and chortling!

  • @al_x2138
    @al_x2138 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I can't believe Tedunkulus and Schlamunkulis decided to celebrate ChuckleWeen! I liked the part where Slimunkulus came back to life!

  • @CalamityBlamity
    @CalamityBlamity ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Hey I just wanna say thanks so much for the more frequent uploads, this podcast is definitely one of the more entertaining things I can turn my brain off to

  • @Just_Tamaki
    @Just_Tamaki ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "let's go to something more positive, like, i don't know, the apocalypse" is an amazing line

  • @zekeththegeeketh8094
    @zekeththegeeketh8094 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    this is the perfect podcast to listen to while preparing for the zombie apocalypse that definitely won't happen on August 15th 2027

  • @Skeet8813
    @Skeet8813 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to while trying to survive the upcoming zombie apocalypse

  • @rayleebarber9471
    @rayleebarber9471 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Schaltt is preparing us for when he pulls another "incident" like back in '99

    • @here151
      @here151 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh no. Would schlitt really do that again??

  • @Clammychow
    @Clammychow ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I have legitimately heard schlatt talk about soggy biscuit three times today. In the morning i listened to two sleep deprived uploads that happened to both mention soggy biscuit (both a year apart), and he mentioned it again here at 6:20

  • @Error8_Fixed
    @Error8_Fixed ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is now one of my favorite episodes

  • @JohnMonty
    @JohnMonty ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I am definitely an avid tucker enjoyer. His voice speaks to me in ways I can’t explain.

  • @LoraaxxLock
    @LoraaxxLock ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There are very few things left in this world that bring light to our lives. The intro song to Chuckle Sandwich will always be one of those things

  • @oldernia
    @oldernia ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i’m binging so many chuckle episodes this week

  • @netapel2625
    @netapel2625 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love how Schlatt's Idea of moving the earth millions of years in the future is still more believable than Ted's Zombie Apocalypse Ramp Empire.

  • @perseverance2340
    @perseverance2340 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I feel safe when tucker is on the pod. Thanks tucker :)

  • @Calthecool
    @Calthecool ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love the idea that red barrels are a fictitious item, like a magic wand.

  • @ZoewithanE_
    @ZoewithanE_ ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was literally just checking for an episode to watch when this popped up in my notifications. That timing is impeccable.

  • @jude802
    @jude802 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    12:45 The IRS actually has an immensely detailed contingency plan on how to continue to collect taxes in the event of an apocalypse/societal collapse, sorry

  • @timetaker7816
    @timetaker7816 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is my favorite podcast to listen to while doing parkour with charlie

  • @AzelleTown
    @AzelleTown ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i love how schlatt plays with jumbo because he just handles him like he's a plushie and because this cat has like 0 neurons running in his little head jambo is completely fine with it

  • @Domieboy
    @Domieboy ปีที่แล้ว +4

    pls make these podcasts 2 hours long. they are so good. dont just stop cuz ur out of time. we want more love this podcast.

  • @peggycarter2152
    @peggycarter2152 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    watching back at old episodes and as someone born in 2008 who was half asleep, I whipped my head around. Ted's my fave sooooo that was pretty cool. also, I like the ramps, my bias toward Ted aside.

  • @LaurenTheorist
    @LaurenTheorist ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It was reassuring to hear that these guys were nervous about the world ending back in 2012 too. I was 12 and was trying to make peace with the world ending because it felt so real.

  • @piersyfy4148
    @piersyfy4148 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    On like my 100th listen to this episode I am observing that the arguments Schlatt make for not wanting to be a part of Ted's zombie power scheme pretty much fits perfectly for industrialization itself. He doesn't want to get his hands dirty with the labor because there could be an accident. He doesn't want to put people to work to do it for him because doing that is "terrible", risking their skin. So what we're learning here is that if industrial society isn't already prepared for Scatt, he would rather take himself out than spend any amount of energy trying to do something constructive beyond a very non-committal amount of "playing" for some vague scientific purpose.

  • @ghostied3889
    @ghostied3889 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ted: gaslights schlatt about something he didnt do,
    also Ted: fighs the world about ramps and barrels

  • @tictac2102
    @tictac2102 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to while cultivating a week long friendship, while planning to betray and kill then at the end of the week.

  • @aecusregen4614
    @aecusregen4614 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ted: "These ramps are tremendous. We're building the ramps and the zombies are gonna pay for it."

  • @steven-eb8zw
    @steven-eb8zw ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Uploaded 10 minutes ago and already watched the full hour episode! Love it guys!

  • @Naki35x
    @Naki35x ปีที่แล้ว +14

    being a fan of le Sandwich is like forgetting the chuck because of the [REDACTED] incident

  • @Lj_Redd
    @Lj_Redd ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i love tucker, hes my favorite guest I'm glad he gets multiple episodes where he's the main guest

  • @felinedawaffle220
    @felinedawaffle220 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    ted : cutest cat on the planet or family
    scatt : cutest cat.
    ted : welcome to chuckle sandwich everybody!

  • @jamzee_
    @jamzee_ ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Perfect podcast to listen to while crushing zombie skulls.

  • @kanerva123
    @kanerva123 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Let this be my formal apology okay, I am a victim" -Ted 20:40

  • @l2mloyalty929
    @l2mloyalty929 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I'm literally working with red barrels, they are 55 gallon drums, and I kicked them and they didn't blow up, so there goes Ted's idea

    • @l2mloyalty929
      @l2mloyalty929 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maybe I should have gone for their kneecaps

    • @clash3583
      @clash3583 ปีที่แล้ว

      amogus

  • @alexh1701
    @alexh1701 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The perfect podcast to prefer your cat over everybody else

  • @hermitcraftviewer2809
    @hermitcraftviewer2809 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Gotta love Ted advocating for handicapped accessibility

  • @craponAsPTULA
    @craponAsPTULA ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how much Jambo added to the conversation in this episode

  • @Hehfg
    @Hehfg ปีที่แล้ว +2

    every time I hear the chuckle sandwich drop it just actually makes me happy

  • @coinwater8511
    @coinwater8511 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ted really has this TH-camr apology thing down well!
    "Consider this my formal apology.... I am a victim"
    😂😂

  • @ghotiman6053
    @ghotiman6053 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lmao @44:38 “dude fuck off with the ramps” thank you tucker 😂😂😂

  • @lightningpoweredfilms
    @lightningpoweredfilms ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Tucker ain’t Charlie, but he is a welcome edition to the podcast

    • @scottm7079
      @scottm7079 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *addition lol

  • @fishyrainbow1915
    @fishyrainbow1915 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As someone who has a red barrel on my property, them denying that they exist is making me wheeze

  • @ichbny0203
    @ichbny0203 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The whole "Ted making a business from zombie power" conversation is taking me back to when Schlatt wanted to move the Earth.

  • @LucajJones5647
    @LucajJones5647 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Aw man I loved this video. I really wish they would’ve talked about their apocalypse plans.

  • @jazzypaffy
    @jazzypaffy ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The ramps remind me of Ranboo’s character in Charlie’s last video on his main channel about surviving for 100 days in hard-core Minecraft

  • @greenbeans9033
    @greenbeans9033 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I can not believe there are tucker haters out there. What a sad life to live. We love Tucker. Tucker I hope you are well and happy and had a nice little treat today. ♥️

  • @tuesday6955
    @tuesday6955 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm digging this lunch club throwback

  • @gillyco.7240
    @gillyco.7240 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i’m such a HUGE fan of the split second we get to see Ted absolutely blasted clutching a waterbottle in the intro

  • @bloblobbob
    @bloblobbob ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is the perfect podcast to drink a mermaid icee to.

  • @thecringygamer_4656
    @thecringygamer_4656 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your podcast is the best to listen to while I commute to class every day! It makes things that much better

  • @ken.7019
    @ken.7019 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Schlatt making jambo's paws hit his mic and laughing like a kid gave me life

    • @Speghettica
      @Speghettica ปีที่แล้ว

      I hate this comment

  • @conorcasey372
    @conorcasey372 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tucker is just GOATED!!!!! He is the voice of reason and UNLIMITED wisdom!!

  • @aniyilator
    @aniyilator ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That Jambo tapping Schlatt's mic bit is too fuckin cute; I love these boys

  • @VenitYT
    @VenitYT ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Greatest podcast to listen to while trick or treating

  • @GorillaZilla_1
    @GorillaZilla_1 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Can we have an animation for Tucker since he doesn’t wanna be on camera? Just like a tomato vibrating or something idk

  • @oirchunkao
    @oirchunkao ปีที่แล้ว +1

    thank you for showing jambo! we needed that

  • @allenmation2693
    @allenmation2693 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    They actually do Ted's "Zombie power" idea in Fear the Walking Dead, they use the "zombie power" to refine oil for gasoline.

  • @floofieval
    @floofieval ปีที่แล้ว

    my favorite genre of content is dudes talking about the apocalypse, I was so excited when I saw this episode came out

  • @zechsd1756
    @zechsd1756 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The same thing that happened to Schlatt in DayZ happened to me and my group of friends in Ark, we played with this guy for well over a month and one day we wake up, we're all blocked by him, everything we had is gone, oh boy.

  • @singhsaurabh247
    @singhsaurabh247 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how Schlatt's tone when Ted reveals he didn't watch his video goes from sad to extreme anger back to sadness back to anger.

  • @ATBZ
    @ATBZ ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is the perfect podcast to play with zombies bieng held captive in a 50s prison to

  • @turtlehats2410
    @turtlehats2410 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how you guys are doing this episode the same week I'm watching walking dead

  • @blakemisquez62
    @blakemisquez62 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Coca Cola icee is my favorite. When you listed off the flavors TED. I in fact stated “what about the Coca Cola flavor???”

  • @chriswilson57
    @chriswilson57 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Chuckle-tastic episode! More Tucker please (give the man his own segment!)

  • @Asumsauce1796
    @Asumsauce1796 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Never thought I’d be able to relate to Schlatt, but when he said he’d rather save his cat than his family, I felt seen

  • @adamfedora2907
    @adamfedora2907 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is a great podcast to be listening to while cleaning your garbage can that was infested with maggots!

  • @rip_van_winkle864
    @rip_van_winkle864 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tucker is now my favorite puppy

  • @dantegg09
    @dantegg09 ปีที่แล้ว

    best, most - listen in the background while youre cozy playing a game - episode yet, quite a chuckle

  • @strwbymlk
    @strwbymlk ปีที่แล้ว +4

    WE LOVE TUCKER!!!!!

  • @awsomedud2862
    @awsomedud2862 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Teds apocalypse plan just sounds like the plot of death stranding