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  • @vesh
    @vesh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3463

    The squirrel fact is actually kinda interesting tho, you can't lie, I mean imagine a squirrel falling 200 miles an hour from the sky...

  • @urbanshadow777
    @urbanshadow777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1565

    "Everyone has a guy that they know about in their town" hell yeah Robin! We have pokéman here in clydebank (Scotland) he wears a hat that is covered in pokemon plush toys, pokemon gloves, pokemon t shirt, pokemon back pack, trousers (pants) and shoes that look like Ashes outfit. You always see him in the same place too walking along the road leading to asda (Walmart).

    • @slugcat6226
      @slugcat6226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      that’s an scp

    • @puretestoster1
      @puretestoster1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      dude that isnt a guy from clydebank that IS ash, he's trying to get em all

    • @Imamotherfreakingavocado
      @Imamotherfreakingavocado 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I was today years old when I learned that Asda is owned by the same people as Walmart

    • @snivylink2119
      @snivylink2119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      this is making me want to move to scotland

    • @casuallyakiraa
      @casuallyakiraa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      MOM CAN WE MOVE TO SCOTLAND?

  • @randaranatunga7259
    @randaranatunga7259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +929

    I’m loving all these new subreddits that are starting up
    It makes the Emkay lineup all that more awesome hehe

    • @Lighty7109
      @Lighty7109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ignore this reply above^
      if youll reply it'll boost the self confidence

    • @karlinreignmoll7013
      @karlinreignmoll7013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Lighty7109 okeh

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @JustABurningMemoryofChristmas.
      @JustABurningMemoryofChristmas. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi Randa I'm dad

    • @JustABurningMemoryofChristmas.
      @JustABurningMemoryofChristmas. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@karlinreignmoll7013 Hello Karlin im your dad

  • @sairuhbby
    @sairuhbby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    i read on tumblr yesterday that jack black caused an earthquake. he's literally rocked our world.
    if you want context - he was doing a tenacious d concert that was rocking so hard, they rocked the ground enough it registered on the richter scale.

    • @sabrepotato1257
      @sabrepotato1257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I know that there are multiple laboratories and offices that have shock absorbers for this very reason. I can't remember where they are, but the American football fans would get so loud, it would shake the laboratory destroying experiments.

    • @sairuhbby
      @sairuhbby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sabrepotato1257 as an american, i fully believe that. most stadiums seat 60k-70k people, and sports fans tend to be rowdy, even compared to other american audiences.

    • @absterps
      @absterps 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@sairuhbby My university has a tradition where all 14k+ people in the football stadium jump up and down at once, and it can be measured on the richter scale in the campus geology building multiple miles away.

    • @anticommenters3365
      @anticommenters3365 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t need context

    • @SilverAceOfSpades
      @SilverAceOfSpades ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sabrepotato1257 I live a few hundred, maybe even a thousand feet from the high school football stadium, and every Friday I can faintly hear the cheers.

  • @TheHotBlade
    @TheHotBlade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    Robin: [Hates Among Us.]
    Also Robin: [Proceeds to unnecessarily say "sussy".]

    • @Wosp-does-stuff
      @Wosp-does-stuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @You have to know S H U T

    • @one-up7498
      @one-up7498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What if it’s the editors?

    • @tylerbartlett8627
      @tylerbartlett8627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sounds a bit sus to me

    • @hidaven2006
      @hidaven2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      when the robin is popin’ 😳

    • @Xycron
      @Xycron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I dont edit these videos lol

  • @perhaps7046
    @perhaps7046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    I didn’t cry at the table doing maths homework because I didn’t ask my parents for help for fear of being yelled at in the first place. I’d either say “I haven’t got any” or “I’ll go do it now” when asked about it. They’re far better now but I still can’t ask them because it’s rooted deep in me… ah I love being in gen z

    • @springtrap8434
      @springtrap8434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      me 2 lol gen z good

    • @commentbot9510
      @commentbot9510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was the same way. Later on though I usually didn’t need help and when I did I just used the internet.

    • @annieyogirlisdabest4373
      @annieyogirlisdabest4373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg same

    • @perhaps7046
      @perhaps7046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@commentbot9510 good to know we’re all just a little bit messed up

  • @stephanginther9051
    @stephanginther9051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    I've learned there are a few different treats that are basically ice cream but have different names. Ice cream, gelato, sherbet and frozen custard are all technically different things. Ice cream and gelato differ in how fast they're mixed during the freezing process. Ice cream gets smoother the more eggs you put in, but apparently there's a limit to how many you can add before its custard and not ice cream anymore. Or thats how I understand it.

    • @LilacMorelli
      @LilacMorelli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sherbet? I thought that was a powder or do you mean sorbet?

    • @peskypigeonx
      @peskypigeonx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      is this the celebration for me getting the bottom of the youtube rabbit hole

    • @impossiblegrl3698
      @impossiblegrl3698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@LilacMorelli sorbets main ingredients are fruit and sugar. Sherbert is also fruit based however it also contains cream

    • @LilacMorelli
      @LilacMorelli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@impossiblegrl3698 oh ok thx we don’t have sherbet where I live because sherbet is sort of like a sweet/candy powder

    • @Sophieinfinity4ever
      @Sophieinfinity4ever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was today years old when I discovered ice cream contains eggs.

  • @rayload4677
    @rayload4677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Damien = Funniest laugh
    Robin = Funniest Swears
    Jack = P A T I E N C E

    • @gus7807
      @gus7807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lexi= fades from existence

    • @undrsk0re
      @undrsk0re 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Zach= (doesn't exist)

  • @shirouthehero696
    @shirouthehero696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    For every hiccup that the hiccup witch absorbs, she grows in power.
    And she’s coming for your hiccup next.

    • @techyon9401
      @techyon9401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      She can have it.

    • @RaraZeCat
      @RaraZeCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I can’t hiccup anymore… I have honey with me at all times.

    • @kneecaps6221
      @kneecaps6221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      There's actually science behind that one! Because hiccups are caused by your diaphragm contracting in order to force you to keep breathing, it normally calms down if you breath in and out evenly. Side note: humans do this cool thing called speech mirroring that means if one person is talking in a specific tempo or cadence, the person focused on them will mirror it. So, if 'hiccup witch' speaks calmly and evenly to everyone, it will cause their diaphragm to stop having involuntary contractions!

    • @iamnoob108
      @iamnoob108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Help

    • @oboll6064
      @oboll6064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well I'll make sure it's my last hiccup then.

  • @seanjohnisee
    @seanjohnisee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    8:21 Portland, Oregon has the Unipiper that is pretty close to that level of randomness. He is a man who plays bagpipes that shoot flame while riding a unicycle and wearing a Darth Vader costume. His half-brother was my 8th grade social studies teacher

    • @AlexandarHullRichter
      @AlexandarHullRichter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm new to Portland. Where do I go to see this???

    • @seanjohnisee
      @seanjohnisee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AlexandarHullRichter I genuinely have no idea where he hangs out sadly. You can look it up and probably find out though.

    • @akseal2987
      @akseal2987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This sounds like Portland and I don’t even live there

    • @oliviamorris9508
      @oliviamorris9508 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol in Eugene we got the pirate dude

  • @vanhornish
    @vanhornish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Thank you Robin, very specific.

    • @Spinonk
      @Spinonk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank robin

    • @chrisfrommrbeast
      @chrisfrommrbeast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's.... the point

    • @Emmaboyy
      @Emmaboyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I second that

    • @pqddachu
      @pqddachu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @keep rollin no, its
      "Yes. [Insert bot link that looks like someone trying to force a religion onto other people] Fax."

    • @ranblade8089
      @ranblade8089 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's pretty specific

  • @perhaps7046
    @perhaps7046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    I didn’t collect stickers, I stuck them all onto the front of a drawer next to my bed. When we moved houses and we didn’t take it with us I cried.

    • @levi9651
      @levi9651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I,too, did this.

    • @commentbot9510
      @commentbot9510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I did this as a kid too

    • @thevortexisendless9012
      @thevortexisendless9012 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We all did this.

    • @Totally_Bonkers
      @Totally_Bonkers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thevortexisendless9012 I did not do this.
      edit: wait I totally did this, just not on a large scale

    • @sophi424
      @sophi424 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I stuck it on a bookshelf

  • @hatyjr2450
    @hatyjr2450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Does anyone just even accidently break their mouse 1 button and it just doesnt stop clicking then realizing you made your own auto clicked

    • @arch455
      @arch455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me...
      Tho the autoclicker part didn't work

    • @ilyasofficial1617
      @ilyasofficial1617 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah, always double tap but it can't hold. that's why i use shotgun and sniper in fps game

  • @exquisitetoast3859
    @exquisitetoast3859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    there's 2 guys in my town one: he wears a black trench coat with what looks like the matrix all over it, he also wears black sunglasses, and walks around with a black crow-head cane, keep in mind he does this in 90 degree heat as well. two: now this guy is just plain weird he has about a dozen cameras aimed at his door, he has red candles in all his upper windows, he has multiple bright blue lights around the outside of his house, and the only times he has been seen outside he's wearing a full on hazmat suit.

    • @FelisImpurrator
      @FelisImpurrator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Why the fuck do you live so close to an SCP containment facility?

    • @lamolevi9357
      @lamolevi9357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wtf did I read

    • @exquisitetoast3859
      @exquisitetoast3859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nicola9743 Forgive me but I've only heard/seen/read 3 SCPs, please explain

    • @EmiPlayzMC
      @EmiPlayzMC 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Exquisite Toast SCP 049, if I remember correctly, is Plague Doctor

    • @exquisitetoast3859
      @exquisitetoast3859 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nicola9743 don't sweat it I found it anyways

  • @AndreJNick
    @AndreJNick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    No, I'm the type that thinks that anyone who shows me any amount of kindness is deeply in love with me. Even the dudes.

    • @demonchild1471
      @demonchild1471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You are amazing and people are lucky to be around you!

    • @AndreJNick
      @AndreJNick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@demonchild1471 wow you really must be in love with me

    • @AlechiaTheWitch
      @AlechiaTheWitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I think it is because everyone is out to spite me. Yes i am sad

    • @colejames3654
      @colejames3654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm the type of person who hates everyone

    • @Trans_Emo_Boy
      @Trans_Emo_Boy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@colejames3654 I care for everyone. Honestly the only person I hate is myself.

  • @GLaSSesNOlenses
    @GLaSSesNOlenses 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    What's Poppin? He's Robin, and I'm a whole actual fan of his work on Emkay. No offense to the other voice actors, but Robin....👌 Magnificent

    • @dullish988
      @dullish988 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      well damian is a close second

  • @Metaccine
    @Metaccine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    While watching this I accidently got water in my phones speaker, while I was panicking the phone (at full volume but the audio was very quiet and grainy) suddenly made the loudest sound to ever come from a phone and after that it normalized and I thanked Robin for talking very loud at that moment

    • @commentbot9510
      @commentbot9510 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I accidentally brought my phone into a pool and it was surprisingly fine

    • @carolinesconcertvids860
      @carolinesconcertvids860 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's a saying in the UK. Don't cry over spilt milk. Well, milk leaked in my bag and soaked my phone. Luckily it's fine, but if it wasn't, I would've cried over spilt milk.. but literally

  • @PixelTrainer.
    @PixelTrainer. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Probably my favorite subreddit ever shown in this channel.
    Like, r/rare insults and r/memes are good and all, but this one is just god tier content

  • @isc8900
    @isc8900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The "guy" of my city is the "Poet". He's just a schizophreniac that drinks a lot to get rid of the stuff he sees and hears. He rants about politics all the time and people would pay to spend an hour with him. He's just that chill, even when drunk.

  • @fernandomarques5166
    @fernandomarques5166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    13:46 as someone that had both parents in the military, all I can say is: It wasn't just the math homework.

  • @thenamelessone8192
    @thenamelessone8192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    HE SAID THE THING
    “What’s poppin, I’m Robin”

  • @min3craftiscool553
    @min3craftiscool553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Yea, my dad doesn't let Mt say "I don't know" either emkay. I have since decided that due to the context and effects this has had on me that this is a SEVERELY toxic trait as it tries to force perfection in every word and response. We're human, I talk with him about stuff and he says "I don't know" but I don't get mad at him because he doesn't need to be perfect. Yet he still treats me like this and I'm having none of it.

    • @apronboi
      @apronboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ohh you have a narcissistic dad too
      Cries in the fact that your comment was so relatable

    • @min3craftiscool553
      @min3craftiscool553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@apronboi my dad isn't narcissistic. Well I mean he is but literally everyone has a bit of narcissism in them, me included. I don't think I'm better than people but I acknowledge that I'm better off than a lot of other people and have a wide variety of talents that many probably haven't even heard of.

    • @apronboi
      @apronboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@min3craftiscool553 okay i guess narcissistic isn't the right term for that but it was the only one i could come up with at the time mabye hypocritical would be a better term for that

    • @min3craftiscool553
      @min3craftiscool553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@apronboi THAT'S more accurate. Hypocritical describes my dad a lot more.

  • @GreyKnightsVenerable
    @GreyKnightsVenerable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I keep laughing to myself thinking about the bone thing, imagine you’re eating a chicken wing and all of a sudden you feel the splitting pain of something like your femur bone dislodging from its socket and destroying things as it moves up your body and out your mouth, proceeding to run away soon after.

  • @Nickilob2006
    @Nickilob2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    7:07
    She didn't have powers , she just did a phsychological trick
    She talked with you about nonsense things , and since your mind thought about those stupid things , your mind "forgot" to think about the hiccups , and oh well , they are wrong
    So when you have a hiccup , just focus on something ENTIERLY , focus so much that you won't even remember you had the hiccups in the first place , until you notice so

    • @Deasty
      @Deasty 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's partly due to a subconscious thing that haooens sometimes when two people talk where one person will start to mimic the rhythm or tempo of the other person talking. Since hiccups are caused by the diaphgram contracting, which it does to keep you breathing, and because of the rhythm change, the diaphgram stops with the contractions because by keeping a tempo while talking, you breathe in and out evenly.

  • @cathorse11
    @cathorse11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Robin, thank you for this upload. I’m currently stressed and in tears, and this is really cheering me up :)

  • @kelceyclark9917
    @kelceyclark9917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    7:34 I was drinking tea and almost had a spit take. That is the closest I've ever gotten to having a comedy style spit take.

  • @amberhickey5880
    @amberhickey5880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    As someone with ADHD and a very dark sense of humour, this video made me laugh a LOT😂

  • @Wynnlysm
    @Wynnlysm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:37, this is true. coming from a woman, whenever my dad would do this to give me a charger or something (lost my chragers constantly) it’d tkae 15 minutes because we’re both stubborn. also i was very convinced it was a bug.

  • @NemesisTWarlock
    @NemesisTWarlock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:50 Which is why Jack Black being cast as Bowser in the Illumination Mario Movie both simultaneously blows my mind and is strangely completely acceptable.

  • @lapislazarus8899
    @lapislazarus8899 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That last one about taking a crap that changes your life... Yup, been there. I was like two days post surgery after having my leg amputated; between the drugs and how screwed up my eating schedule got. It kinda sucked because I was having to use a bedside commode, obviously in no shape to get all the way to the bathroom. It took forever to relax enough, but when I did it was like what I imagine giving birth must be like. Or some kind of religious experience😆

  • @beautybard
    @beautybard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:16 I FIGHT THIS SHIT EVERY DAY DUDE. It's sucks that being a bubbly excited person gets you shut down on the regular cos you're just there being you. I WILL NOT LET IT HAPPEN. AINT NO ONE GONNA DULL MY SHINE, I REFUSE.

  • @ARCtheCartoonMaster
    @ARCtheCartoonMaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:57 NGL, when I saw _Matilda_ as a kid, Danny DeVito's character reminded me of Mr. Dursley. (RIP Richard Griffiths)

  • @gottfriedmaurer2654
    @gottfriedmaurer2654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:40 I've literally done that with 17. I came home from a party at 6am and I know my parents gonna wake up 30min later so I sit down and made a coffee. They were not happy....

  • @luketyika1351
    @luketyika1351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:00 Dang, that really sums up the Lord's supper.

  • @odditythe3rd671
    @odditythe3rd671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My towns guy is this guy who wants to become a pro boxer and goes out every day jogging and practices boxing moves while he runs. I remember thinking he was on drugs because he was just running and throwing punches at the air.

  • @RICH300K
    @RICH300K 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    yeah we're gonna need more of this subreddit

  • @SilverAceOfSpades
    @SilverAceOfSpades ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:55 If I was drunk I'd probably be the opposite, telling a hair brush that it's the cutest little hedgehog.

  • @gamethecupdog
    @gamethecupdog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:55 You know, this post is really fitting, given his role in the mario movie xD

  • @SotGravarg
    @SotGravarg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Please more of this THIS IS THE BEST SUBREDDIT ‼️⁉️‼️⁉️

    • @ash82391
      @ash82391 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      check out r/196. Hands down the best subreddit

  • @ezekiel_king
    @ezekiel_king 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HE BROUGHT BACK THE "WHAT'S POPPIN, IM ROBIN" THINGGGG

  • @AnimatedDuck
    @AnimatedDuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Always a good day when EmKay posts vid.

  • @Iknowthismeme
    @Iknowthismeme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    5:20 I can confirm that having a gelateria next to my house is a gift from God, and I’m atheist

  • @The_adopter
    @The_adopter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    A cockroach can survive without head, because that would give Them enough time to starve to death

    • @ExistentialNathan
      @ExistentialNathan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A cockroach can survive without head

    • @NovaEmberlyn
      @NovaEmberlyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @You have to know S H U T

    • @hinatashoyo7252
      @hinatashoyo7252 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ExistentialNathan a cockroach can survive a nuke

  • @frostbite3820
    @frostbite3820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    14:50 whoa, now that shoutout is a crossover I never knew I wanted!

  • @Kalebfenoir
    @Kalebfenoir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    5:46 I feel EXTREMELY called out. That was basically my life as a teen. Except TH-cam didn't exist yet, so it was literally "hey, I found this site with this hilarious video" and it was Newgrounds. That gave me nostalgia so hard it whipped me back to the early 90s, and made me miss my Super Nintendo and PSX.

  • @dentalbigfoot
    @dentalbigfoot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    One time I accidentally cooked broken glass in to brownies and I still like that more than nuts in my brownies

    • @apronboi
      @apronboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How-

  • @ARCtheCartoonMaster
    @ARCtheCartoonMaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:35 Wait... gelato is creamier than ice-cream?
    Damn, I was thinking of sorbet the entire time - sorbet is the shtee!

  • @jessirose
    @jessirose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    8:24 "every city has a guy they all know about"
    yes! we have a guy that everyone calls different names: Guy, Dude, and Mr. Adidas. he's a very tall man that walks up and down this state route over and over again, sometimes goes into the supermarket and just sits. he always wears long oversized sweaters, usually the maroon one, wears the same one days at a time. always a sweater, even in the summer. his shoes are almost always clean and new. he can't talk because he's disabled. and people argue over whether it was drugs or a car accident. one time people thought he died and they were going to make a memorial for him in the market. luckily he didn't die and I'm not sure who started the rumor. he growled at my ex's mom once.

  • @wasteland5000
    @wasteland5000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:07 took me a second watch to realize they're referring to communion.

  • @crimsonfade
    @crimsonfade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:03 OH CMON MAN I WAS ABOUT TO SLEEP.... guess no sleep for me

  • @RainbowSpark2411
    @RainbowSpark2411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Well. Where I live "That guy" is a man that looks very similar to Johnny Deep... But you can tell the difference. That is ALWAYS dressed as Jack Sparrow. He's very kind in how he acts, but almost never talks. The well known Local Jack Sparrow.

  • @ShakerCheeseIsRite
    @ShakerCheeseIsRite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:44 you 100000000000% nailed my childhood, all the way through the Runescape.

  • @allthatjazza451
    @allthatjazza451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Robin referencing James from Dead Meat? By full-naming him? I couldn’t be happier

  • @brightbuttons17
    @brightbuttons17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The horror movie one struck me hard. I’ve never been more called out in my life.

  • @MrPapamaci88
    @MrPapamaci88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    8:32 - Since when do average people weigh 250 kg? I am 150 kg and I am pretty fat already. At 250 kg you can barely WALK, not to mention go to places with elevators...

    • @jewels3846
      @jewels3846 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly allowing for mobility equipment like wheelchairs or motorized scooters it makes sense for the extra allowance per person.
      Smart IMO

  • @Miku1773-n4b
    @Miku1773-n4b 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "That's not ice cream, that's gelato"
    My brother in Christ, gelato means ice cream

  • @Imamotherfreakingavocado
    @Imamotherfreakingavocado 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dude, my Grandad was giving me 80 pence, but when he was handing it to me his hand was like a fist, so my dumbass gave him a fistbump before realising he was trying to give me money

  • @zsombor_99
    @zsombor_99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    03:20 Well, I say "nobody grow up fully", and... I'm 22 and I'm happy about an old (clicking) computer game made for young preschoolers. Heh... 😏

  • @paperboatcanfloat3424
    @paperboatcanfloat3424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:00 **Femur crawls out of my esophagus**
    Me: “eh, must be part of my chicken wing”

  • @surge8601
    @surge8601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:25 he said it, he said the thing!

  • @jrandandy9258
    @jrandandy9258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    every single one of these are completely relatable.

  • @jd_kreeper2799
    @jd_kreeper2799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The dream at 9:09 sounds like something you'd find on r/NoSleep

  • @KestrelDC
    @KestrelDC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ok, but unironically, just talking to someone and distracting them from their hiccups sounds like a really great way to get rid of said hiccups, especially since hiccups are related to breathing (which is why getting startled often works) and the more you think about them or trying to get rid of them the harder it always seems to be to actually get rid of them. Just completely distracting yourself and letting your breathing rhythm just sorta naturally readjust itself sounds perfect!

  • @hattrem8525
    @hattrem8525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Random Pokémon fact: The Pokémon that is 857th in the National Pokédex is probably the best.

    • @grottyPoltergeist
      @grottyPoltergeist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see what you did there

    • @ralphofthehill5751
      @ralphofthehill5751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ?

    • @DonutTPOTer
      @DonutTPOTer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who

    • @slawek3pi436
      @slawek3pi436 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@grottyPoltergeist could you explain please?

    • @c.Orange
      @c.Orange 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Medicis1 you aren't supposed to explain it.

  • @demonzanddollz1605
    @demonzanddollz1605 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm crying over the drunken Scotsman. 😂

  • @quetzalcoatl9638
    @quetzalcoatl9638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:13 wait... you never had a dog steal the towels?

  • @alfa_guy09
    @alfa_guy09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is my favorite subreddit

  • @FunTimesOfBoredom
    @FunTimesOfBoredom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Just me or does anyone else feel like they mixed all of their voices blended it put it in a washer and dried it so its not wet and its clean but then added their own aspects of their voice into it on a single voice changer

  • @xcassyx2516
    @xcassyx2516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you know what's one thing i find funny (er, suspiciously specific, you could also say) is how i always manage to click on EmKay vids with this Specific Dude narrating it when i'm in the toilet 😂

  • @rednukegoboom3262
    @rednukegoboom3262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    To the reader, happy cake day! Even if it isn't your cake day, happy future/past cake day.

  • @ingridmartin3421
    @ingridmartin3421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i can relate to the one where you don't have a emotionally avaliable person so when someone shows you affection it is akward

  • @maltes3002
    @maltes3002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:53 woohooo, guess what kind of child I was

    • @maltes3002
      @maltes3002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      9:38 can relate 😁👍

  • @that1npc344
    @that1npc344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I cried only once doing math homework and that was when I was at a friends place after school.
    I had trouble with math at the time and at home I was allowed to take a 15 minute break every 30 minutes because I couldn't concentrate on that stuff without a break.
    My friends mom not only told me that I couldn't take a break until I was done, she also told me that I wasn't allowed to go to the toilet or drink anything until I finished my homework.
    It's been 14 years and I still haven't forgiven this woman. Never went to my friends house directly after school again.

  • @aplanenerdandagamenerd9087
    @aplanenerdandagamenerd9087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The “guy” in my town is the bird man and everyone just knows him because he’s constantly surrounded by pigeons and gets pissed if you scare any away

    • @mariam6799
      @mariam6799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's a real life Timmy lol

  • @siravyaverageyoutuber5802
    @siravyaverageyoutuber5802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    robin saying sussy is what i needed in my life

  • @shototodoroki2320
    @shototodoroki2320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When the car horn went off my cat that was asleep got up and hissed lmao. Possibly trauma after she almost got hit but it's a but funny. U know what nvm now that I think about it, it's just sad

  • @WillyM79
    @WillyM79 ปีที่แล้ว

    "PhD in Delicious from the University of YES LAWD!" I laughed so hard

  • @shalomjacobs7909
    @shalomjacobs7909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:06 I always give my cat the chicken wing bones I eat since he likes to eat the ends. So any bone trying to escape me with this method would be better off staying inside my body... My cat is a sadistic fluff nugget who takes his sweet time gnawing on bones...

  • @theresacampbell4380
    @theresacampbell4380 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "You keep that fist away from me!"
    Bruh I'm dying.

  • @microwave7093
    @microwave7093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    13:51
    math is hard as fuck. my paper was always drenched in snot and tears when I got done lmao.

  • @Ares-vk4ks
    @Ares-vk4ks 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can already tell this will be a great subreddit

  • @rainbowkittyz9629
    @rainbowkittyz9629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:09 someone actually sent the hiccup story to me lol
    Edit: they said it was something I would do XD

  • @mollysministuff
    @mollysministuff 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:57 Oh man that hit too close to home. I literally still have a whole drawer full of stickers that I collected when I was young.

  • @altounedited3
    @altounedited3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:50 MATILDA!

  • @CasualGamerDude
    @CasualGamerDude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I got PTSD when you said, "I wasnt allowed to say I Dont Know" I would literally cry in a corner and not say anything because i was afraid to say I dont Know to my dad whenever he asked me a question.

    • @RaraZeCat
      @RaraZeCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You need to talk about it?

  • @Dusple
    @Dusple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:45
    I would go slowly insane, knowing that I cannot go outside because of the danger in the woods, but the mushroom continues to grow, and after a while, it starts to die, and rot. I will run out of food, and I will have to start eating my house. The mushroom house is rotten, so it has a terrible smell with many bugs infested in it. I will throw up everyday because obviously I only have a rotten mushroom to eat. I drink the blood of the bugs living in the mushroom so I do not get dehydrated.
    Now the mushroom house is gone, and I am in the woods and no one knows me, no one is here. plus, I am tiny. so everything looks big to me, there isn't anyway out of this forest, and I am left there to starve, freeze, or get eaten by a frog or something.

    • @ashleystefanski9108
      @ashleystefanski9108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      People ad disney when they see this comment: write that down write that down! But make it *CHILD FRIENDLY*

  • @zerolovesslipknot
    @zerolovesslipknot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:30 IM LAUGHING TEARS AT "you weep."

  • @nirangatang7759
    @nirangatang7759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:43 Chester is 30 miles from where I live weird

  • @raccun9670
    @raccun9670 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The gelato rant nearly made throw up, not to mention the fact it was salted caramel.

  • @gsas3012
    @gsas3012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:31 Absolutely beautiful

  • @literalsarcasm1830
    @literalsarcasm1830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Portland's "guy" is the Univader. He rides around on a unicycle wearing a kilt and a Vader helmet while playing star wars songs on his flaming bagpipes.

    • @athenarocks7657
      @athenarocks7657 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LA’s “guy” (well, gal) is Angelyne. My first memory of her is seeing her bright pink convertible zooming down Santa Monica and my mom cutting off mid sentence to blurt out “that’s Angelyne” with no further context for who she was.

  • @thicling6259
    @thicling6259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:03 I think I remember doing that except I hade a sword and the hedgehog was shooting their spikes then riding a limo with a therapist hmm

  • @nexusprime1831
    @nexusprime1831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    14:50 A James A Janisse shout out?!
    Hell. YES.
    (For anyone interested, he's a guy that is most famous for counting kills in horror movies with some in depth analysis and behind the scenes magic stuff on a channel that he runs called "Dead Meat". He's a treat to watch if you enjoy learning things about your favorite horror movies while finding out just how many people died in it with plenty of energy for what he does. He also does podcasts with his girlfriend along with the occasional guest stars, as well as a few other side projects such as "They talk!" that is also a jumble of fun to watch.)

  • @erinsebranek2013
    @erinsebranek2013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:21 my friends mom has this sticker

  • @kartoonfanatic
    @kartoonfanatic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The one about stickers and anxiety is too real.

  • @worcestershiresauce6377
    @worcestershiresauce6377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    do you know that the distance between grange over sands train station and Kents bank train station is exactly 1.83 miles
    or 2.95 kilometres

  • @gothic_majesty
    @gothic_majesty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Everyone has that guy in their town."
    I don't have a guy but there is a woman who lives in this small patch of woods between a gymnastics academy and a BJ'S. She's like 60 and when people ask her if she wants help, she politely declines and can either be found walking outside the hotel on main street or on the rail beside the road the she lives next to.
    This woman has lived there for my entire existence in this town and I aspire to have her level of independence

  • @techno-phobe3000
    @techno-phobe3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I was once constipated for 3 days, never known discomfort like it, it was awful.
    Finally managed to dislodge the "pace car" and the relief was indeed better than sex.
    Unfortunately the brown Grand Prix was now well underway. Relief turned to panic and about 20 minutes later, shaking and crying, knees trembling and weak, I realised I'd dropped two jean sizes.
    Thanks Sennakot.

    • @brookeee_78
      @brookeee_78 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      PLS I CANT BREATHE-

  • @RatsMysteryCheese
    @RatsMysteryCheese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And I'd gladly accept that bug.

  • @SatinFoxx
    @SatinFoxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As a massive fan of Ska music: Yes, we do all agree.