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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ก.ย. 2024
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  • @BlueZeroZeroOne
    @BlueZeroZeroOne 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +210

    "You will be assimilated."
    "No time for that now, maybe later."

    • @luketurner314
      @luketurner314 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      I can't remember, which episode is that scene from?

    • @Yikes_its_Psychs
      @Yikes_its_Psychs 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@luketurner314same boat here

    • @notreallysure
      @notreallysure  12 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      @@luketurner314it’s from 4x12 mortal coil!

    • @luketurner314
      @luketurner314 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@notreallysure Ah, thank you

    • @kurtb8474
      @kurtb8474 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      They would need all the coffee they can get to stay awake on this show

  • @tom_something
    @tom_something 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +187

    Tuvok: "It appears we have lost our sex appeal, Captain."
    Janeway: "Activate emergency hot Borg."

    • @ThaFuzzwood
      @ThaFuzzwood 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      That is the sad 20th century truth of the matter...

    • @davidlandry9258
      @davidlandry9258 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      SEX APPEAL IS IRRELEVANT. YOUR REPRODUCTIVE AND GLANDULAR DISTINCTIVENESS WILL BE ADDED TO OUR OWN

  • @aciarduce
    @aciarduce 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +189

    There is one quote I've always loved from Voyager.
    "There's coffee in that nebula!"

    • @PlayMilesPlay
      @PlayMilesPlay 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      My favorite line in the entire series

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      It sums up her character pretty well.
      😅

    • @GSBarlev
      @GSBarlev 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      "Bride of Chaotica" one-ups it: "Listen to me very carefully because I'm only going to say this once. *Coffee, black."*

    • @ManfredFechter-kc7iy
      @ManfredFechter-kc7iy 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Their Journey was successful ONLY because of Jane(way)'s Addiction :
      COFFEE, BLACK !
      No MOTÖRHEAD without Speed...🤟.

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@ManfredFechter-kc7iy We all saw how she physically broke down when there was absolutely nothing to do.

  • @BentoBox487
    @BentoBox487 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

    The Doctor slapping Tom Paris will always be the funniest moment in Star Trek in my opinion. The delivery was just too perfect LOL!

    • @ThaFuzzwood
      @ThaFuzzwood 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's like: no mass this, b!tch

  • @trazyntheinfinite9895
    @trazyntheinfinite9895 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +139

    Coffee, black.
    Make it yourself.

    • @Avatar2312
      @Avatar2312 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Exactly how I would expect a sentient replicator to behave :)

  • @Dranok1
    @Dranok1 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +67

    Majel Barrett Roddenberry in cold sullen sarcastic unhelpful form as always! "Make it yourself..."

    • @CertifiedDoc
      @CertifiedDoc 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      She could have given Ellen McLain a run for her money voicing GLaDOS.

  • @nicks4725
    @nicks4725 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +125

    "delete the wife " is just cold...

    • @isoroxuk
      @isoroxuk 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      “I miss my wife” really hammers it home

    • @robloggia
      @robloggia 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Not her first murder.

  • @Howlrunner82
    @Howlrunner82 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +86

    "Get the cheese to Sickbay" 😂

    • @Salty_Balls
      @Salty_Balls 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Best line of the series.

    • @ManicPandaz
      @ManicPandaz 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I love that one 😂

  • @beangrff
    @beangrff 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +82

    Most no context videos have too much context. This one is perfection.

  • @af6462
    @af6462 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

    I'm not talking about the puppy.
    Q: 👁👄👁

    • @chuckbuck5002
      @chuckbuck5002 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Q pogging broke me

  • @jmcenanly1
    @jmcenanly1 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    @2:31 Seven's line is,"I am Borg", but the closed caption renders it as,"I am bored", which is just as appropriate in this scene.

    • @Micah-y3n
      @Micah-y3n 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      She's both tho

  • @Yonkage-ik5qb
    @Yonkage-ik5qb 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +55

    If I had a nickel for every time a Voyager episode's plot involved the Doctor singing opera, I'd have two nickels.
    Which isn't a lot, but it's strange it happened twice.

    • @borstenpinsel
      @borstenpinsel 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Really? I'm sure he sung at least in half a dozen episodes. Maybe not opera... but he sings "you are my sunshine" for an entire season it feels like to me.

    • @sir_cheddarman8149
      @sir_cheddarman8149 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      When his core programs start to degrade one of the things that indicates the hot fix was a great success is that he starts humming again.

    • @superexoticshrub
      @superexoticshrub 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@borstenpinsel They specified episodes where the *plot* revolves around him singing, not just when he was singing for the fun of it.

  • @samspeed6271
    @samspeed6271 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

    I think we forgot the greatest "no context" moment.
    The Doctor: "Computer, deactivate Iguana."
    Dr Lewis Zimmerman: "HOW DARE YOU?"
    The Doctor: "I'm a doctor, not a zookeeper!"

  • @lm-cv9qb
    @lm-cv9qb 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +122

    the "sex appeal" line would have been funnier without the clip immediately before it, which gives it unwanted context

    • @anticlaassic
      @anticlaassic 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      It is still pretty good. The dead pant delivery by Tuvok makes the difference

  • @poslednisoud
    @poslednisoud 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    Still the most sensual way to say the word "puppy".

    • @ProtoKun7
      @ProtoKun7 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      If anyone were to find the way, it would be Suzie Plakson.

  • @WillHerrmann
    @WillHerrmann 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    One that’s missing: Chakotay and Tuvok look at giant salamanders. “Which one is the Captain?” “The female, obviously.”

    • @TobysKpopTop50
      @TobysKpopTop50 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      take out tuvoks line and it's perfect

    • @jimpatrick5918
      @jimpatrick5918 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Worst Voyager episode! 😂 Yes it should have been in the mix

  • @PanAndScanBuddy
    @PanAndScanBuddy 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Missing the classic "It hurts when I do this." "Well don't do it! Ahahahahaha!"
    Also that time Tuvok choked Neelix while he was being irritating, and then after the light fades from Neelix's eyes, Tuvok says "End program". So over the top dark it turns silly.

  • @andrewblanchard2398
    @andrewblanchard2398 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    B'eLANNA TORRES :
    " the BORG
    wouldn't know fun if they
    assimilated an amusement park "
    episode :
    TSUNKATSE

  • @sg39g
    @sg39g 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    0:40 A few years ago, my former boss was driving an old car in front of the military base. In front of the base, soldiers stand at attention. His car's engine backfired. BANG! All the soldiers threw themselves to the ground!

  • @roush26
    @roush26 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Should've added the part where Doctor knocks out Tuvok and just keeps singing.

  • @steverempel8584
    @steverempel8584 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    "Bring the cheese to sick bay" was my favorite

  • @pauloricardo-wn6ps
    @pauloricardo-wn6ps 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    4:34 using a program that creates 3d images to create a machine that creates 2d images and a device that when used makes that 2d images look 3d

  • @IsaacPiezac
    @IsaacPiezac 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    And I just remembered why I need to watch Voyager again 😂

    • @jessiejanson1528
      @jessiejanson1528 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I really liked that series, but sadly and luckily... Season one was the worst, the bad guys were essentially giant children with bad hair. I was glad when the show moved on. We're lucky it wasn't outright cancelled.

  • @andrewblanchard2398
    @andrewblanchard2398 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    DOCTOR CHAOTICA :
    " fire the death ray "
    honestly , that sounds
    more like something that
    JANEWAY
    would say

  • @andrewblanchard2398
    @andrewblanchard2398 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    TOM PARIS :
    " if you hear muffled screams ,
    consider that a request
    for a beam out "
    episode :
    PARTURITION

  • @rageofinfinity2032
    @rageofinfinity2032 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    If I had a nickel for every time the doctor slapped someone...
    Well ...
    Id have two nickels but it's weird it happened twice!

  • @lindarossecain7741
    @lindarossecain7741 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    The best might be “delete the wife”.

  • @ITotallyGetThat
    @ITotallyGetThat 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    0:17 voyager predicted wide putin meme

    • @darkleome5409
      @darkleome5409 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Wide EMH walking

  • @gate8475
    @gate8475 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    Voyager is the best, doctor and his sarcasm, badass captain, borg, cranky vulcan, manboy tom, international student harry, talaxian version of troi, angry klingon, I love them! 😚the writers were good, I wish they had more time and freedom to develop all the characters, I feel like everything was rushed

    • @jessiejanson1528
      @jessiejanson1528 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Plus by the end they had the most developed technology... Total badasses.

    • @alexmckee4683
      @alexmckee4683 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Rushed? They had seven seasons.

    • @davidlandry9258
      @davidlandry9258 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@alexmckee4683 -- Well, the series finale was ridiculously rushed. Chakotay and , hurry and build up this tepid chemistry! Destroy a bigass Borg transwarp hub, which you just made up in this episode! Quick, deliver B'lana's baby but never actually show the baby! Voyager arrives home, an admiral says "Hey, cool"! The End! Nowadays, they'd stretched this over at least five episodes; come to think of it, that's basically what DS9 did...

    • @alexmckee4683
      @alexmckee4683 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@davidlandry9258 I like Voyager but it's hard to overlook its flaws. The writers wrote it as a fundamentally episodic series despite the essential premise, a ship lost in a distant part of the galaxy, being strongly suited to a more strongly serialized approach. It became clear quite quickly that the writers didn't really have any new stories so it became mostly a retread of TNG with better visual effects. I did like the characters which were undoubtedly the best thing about the series. As you say the ending was rushed but this was because the writers never really had a plan or aim for the show, there was no idea of how it was going to end and due to the episodic approach they struggled to put anything in place in time. About two-thirds of the episodes in season seven could work just as easily in season 4, 5 or 6 which is a sign of how little ongoing character and story development there was.

    • @gate8475
      @gate8475 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@alexmckee4683 Yes, I think they were on some massive deadlines to finish up, because Archer was supposed to start, they were in such a rush that they were literally dismantling the set to prepare it for the next show while the shooting was still ongoing for Voyager, we can only imagine the pressure on everyone involved when everything is so heavily back to back, even tough I think they made a relatively satisfying ending, yes I wish it could have been stretched more, but I liked the endgame episodes overall, the whole plot and bickering between janeway and the borg qeen was gold. Despite everything, I absolutely love the whole show and it is definitely my favourite

  • @andrewblanchard2398
    @andrewblanchard2398 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    ADMIRAL JANEWAY :
    " it must be something
    you assimilated "
    episode :
    END GAME part 2

  • @JimothyOnline
    @JimothyOnline 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It's actually refreshing to find an 'out of context' video that doesn't use the Wii theme music. I enjoyed it :)

  • @daverapp
    @daverapp 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    **pepperoni**

  • @morebaileyskim
    @morebaileyskim 51 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    This was freaking hysterical so well done. Even though i could instantly recall almost every scene it had me in stitches laughing at how odd they are out of context. 😂

  • @shadowpheonix787
    @shadowpheonix787 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I loved the replicator back-talk.

  • @bluepizzaman735
    @bluepizzaman735 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    2:26 i feel like seven was trying to be funny there because i could not stop laughing lol

  • @pepperVenge
    @pepperVenge 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I love watching these. Whenever see a clip which I don't recall the context, that tells me its time to watch the show again.

  • @TheFirefox
    @TheFirefox 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    King Arthur: “On second thought, let’s not go to Voyager. ‘Tis a silly place.”

  • @willadeefriesland5107
    @willadeefriesland5107 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Only Q could make "You Bitch!" 🐶 sound so wholesome and funny...

  • @sarahberkner
    @sarahberkner 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Honestly, to the Voyager crew the whole Delta quadrant is out of context.

  • @ColinRichardson
    @ColinRichardson 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    "get the cheese to sickbay" made me laugh more than it should have

  • @andrewblanchard2398
    @andrewblanchard2398 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    7 of 9 :
    " remove your hand
    or
    I'll remove your arm "
    episode :
    SOMEONE TO
    WATCH OVER ME

  • @randallwong7196
    @randallwong7196 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "Get the cheese to sickbay" is always a winner.

  • @Azzameen99AZ
    @Azzameen99AZ 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Oh god, I had forgotten how ugly that Flodder doll was...

  • @brunnopleffken
    @brunnopleffken 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    And there's, of course, "Someone to Watch Over Me" (5x22):
    B'Elanna: "How the hell do you know when we're having intimate relations?"
    7of9: "There is no one on deck 9 section 12 who doesn't know when you're having intimate relations."

  • @Allen811973
    @Allen811973 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "Will the real doctor please stand up please stand up we have a problem here"

  • @kaishaman7144
    @kaishaman7144 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This is beautiful

  • @greyeyed123
    @greyeyed123 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I always had a love/hate relationship with Voyager. It was never quite TNG, but still cozy and familiar enough to want to see what happens next week...even if what happened was sometimes goofy.

  • @nullsmack
    @nullsmack 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Make it yourself!

    • @Csibe_Hapsi
      @Csibe_Hapsi 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Make it so!

  • @sarahberkner
    @sarahberkner 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Harry's hand motions while Parolis is talking about waves or something had me laughing.

  • @nozyspy4967
    @nozyspy4967 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "Get the cheese to sickbay!" 🤣

  • @natemadill2390
    @natemadill2390 17 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Voyager honestly had the wackiest plots of any star trek series

  • @dillank3240
    @dillank3240 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This reminded me of how much I liked Voyager.

  • @LeaKunz
    @LeaKunz 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    ✨i am borg✨

  • @Zuneg
    @Zuneg 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "Delete the wife"😂

  • @danieljckson
    @danieljckson 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Its impossible for scenes of Voyager to be out of context for me lol, seen them all far too many times!

  • @guys562
    @guys562 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Computer, delete Iguana

  • @FluteMan10000
    @FluteMan10000 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    I already have a man

  • @aerontudor6542
    @aerontudor6542 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    3:54 Paris a fly boy! Gets around in Space n in the Medical field! Lol 🎉

  • @DougReeder
    @DougReeder 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I dunno, a lot of that made just as much sense when it was *IN* context.

  • @roberttbrockway
    @roberttbrockway 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "Get the cheese to sick bay!"

  • @HupfderFloh
    @HupfderFloh 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Man, that's my favorite episode.

  • @bluepizzaman735
    @bluepizzaman735 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    0:00 me when i am home alone

  • @XxHitmanAssassinxX
    @XxHitmanAssassinxX 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I thought I'd seen clips of Voyager through TH-cam but no, I HAVE NOT SEEN ANYTHING YET

  • @fromthefire4176
    @fromthefire4176 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    4:33 oh hey the episode of voyager directed by Werner Herzog

  • @fastertrackcreative
    @fastertrackcreative 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The way Tom and B'Elanna materialise on the pool table and the holographic character acts like they didn't just appear out of thin air.

  • @marsar1775
    @marsar1775 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    2:17 I cant even remember this scene. its so good

    • @Supremax67
      @Supremax67 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      It's the episode where they got invaded by invisible beings doing experiments on the crew. They got rid of them by flying through twin stars.

  • @seanbrockest3888
    @seanbrockest3888 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I need to watch Voyager again

  • @outqueso4047
    @outqueso4047 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    get that cheese to sickbay!

  • @jean-lucesterhuizen8279
    @jean-lucesterhuizen8279 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This is one of the funniest vids of youtube holy bruhhhh

  • @gwgux
    @gwgux 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Voyager's writing was never as good as TNG or DS9, but it had its moments. 🤣

  • @defiantno10
    @defiantno10 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You missed "snatch any children lately". Second episode of Michael Sullivan. Found it hilarious how make way shrugged it off.

  • @UltraStyle-AI
    @UltraStyle-AI 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    these are great, thanks for sharing!

  • @BaconMinion
    @BaconMinion 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    There is no context. Voyager is Voyager, and I love it, even if it is a total mess and trainwreck of a show.

  • @find2hard
    @find2hard 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It's some kind of

  • @astr0jack440
    @astr0jack440 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I would prefer if the clips were in random order, rather than chronological order

  • @alexandria-paul
    @alexandria-paul วันที่ผ่านมา

    i am borg

  • @OttoKreml
    @OttoKreml 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    1:53
    Who does she think she is? Omniman?

  • @mosski9976
    @mosski9976 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Make it yourself

  • @dreammix9430
    @dreammix9430 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    WHAT..... did i just watch???

  • @midnyte6195
    @midnyte6195 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This is funny😂

  • @StitchHeart
    @StitchHeart หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This is hilarious!!! Thank you for sharing 😊

  • @Fluffinator129
    @Fluffinator129 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Why are civil war soldiers using trapdoor Springfields?

  • @FaultlineSurfer
    @FaultlineSurfer วันที่ผ่านมา

    I want to assure non-trekkies that context doesn't necessarily help

  • @guguigugu
    @guguigugu 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    is it sad that i know the context for all of these?

  • @hyperdude144
    @hyperdude144 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    0:59

  • @miriam4235
    @miriam4235 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Is it bad that I know all the context? 😅

  • @Blutteufel
    @Blutteufel 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I can't believe that you didn't include the clip of the Doctor throwing open the doors of the church and yelling _"Sinners!"_ Shame on you...

  • @conscientiousobjector5988
    @conscientiousobjector5988 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    😁

  • @brofenix
    @brofenix 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    LOOOL

  • @kantoros
    @kantoros 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    even tho voyager might be the worst star trek show of the TNG trio its my favourite, because of goofy stuff like this! Sometimes it feels like a sitcom honestly

  • @AFLoneWolf
    @AFLoneWolf 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This show got weird.

  • @vulcan2882
    @vulcan2882 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I always hated Tuvoc !!!

    • @sureshmukhi2316
      @sureshmukhi2316 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Why would you hate a character that won't hate you back? 😄

    • @vulcan2882
      @vulcan2882 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@sureshmukhi2316 ... fine, now I hate you too.

    • @ThaFuzzwood
      @ThaFuzzwood 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@sureshmukhi2316 Maybe that's why.