Star Trek Voyager's Lightest Moments

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  • @MaximumAaron
    @MaximumAaron ปีที่แล้ว +374

    It always cracked me up how Seven was brought into the show to be eye candy, and she ended up being one of the most interesting and well performed characters on the entire show.

    • @captainjefferies9047
      @captainjefferies9047 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Well that wasn't how she was brought on. She looks like a burn victim in her first two episodes.

    • @MaximumAaron
      @MaximumAaron ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@captainjefferies9047 And then they put her in the impossibly tight catsuit. It's not like they weren't planning that from the start.

    • @captainjefferies9047
      @captainjefferies9047 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MaximumAaron It's no tighter than anyone else's cloths on Trek. It's actually less revealing than what most people wear. Janeway's outfit is more form fitting. I don't know why people are confused by this. Is it because Seven's outfit is sparkly? Is it because it's one color?

    • @martynstembridge7714
      @martynstembridge7714 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@captainjefferies9047 Really?? .... 11:23 ... I've never seen Janeway's outfit look like this!

    • @captainjefferies9047
      @captainjefferies9047 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@martynstembridge7714 Look like what, it had Jerry Ryan in it? Your issue is with her body, not the outfit.

  • @Zoomer30
    @Zoomer30 7 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    Casting Robert Picardo was a stroke of genius. Hilarious.

    • @Tricob1974
      @Tricob1974 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Chances are someone saw him in Gremlins 2 ... and knew what to do next. :-)

    • @histguy101
      @histguy101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or how about the coach in "The Wonder Years"

    • @joeystone6255
      @joeystone6255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually, in the early days, Picardo lobbied for his character to be removed. He felt it was a ridiculous role.

    • @martinpaulsen1592
      @martinpaulsen1592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      One of the key parts in his audition which landed him the role was that he ad libbed, at the end of a line complaining about not shutting off the EMH, "I'm a doctor, not a light bulb." He was not, at the time, familiar with the catchphrase he'd stepped into, but it helped the casting people see that he was the man for the spot.

    • @MaximilianonMars
      @MaximilianonMars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@martinpaulsen1592 I'm a doctor, not a nightlight!

  • @LuciferLooLoo
    @LuciferLooLoo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    "So, where's the child?"
    "We ate him."
    I love that bit.

    • @bethanycampione3558
      @bethanycampione3558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not once have I watched that moment and not LOL'ed

    • @bethanycampione3558
      @bethanycampione3558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      #SorryNotSorry

    • @ahcokris
      @ahcokris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      the way to scare away annoying kids....I use it all the time

    • @dianezimmerman4434
      @dianezimmerman4434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I worked retail.
      I empathize.

    • @eliesh3833
      @eliesh3833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That sounds like I conversation I usually have with my mom.
      Me: "Hey mom, where's my sketchbook? I can't find it in my room"
      Mom: "I ate it."
      Me: "..."
      Mom: "I'm kidding, it's on the coffee table."

  • @skyedouglas871
    @skyedouglas871 7 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    I love how the EMH has sarcasm programmed into it

    • @tonsilsthecat3430
      @tonsilsthecat3430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The creator was on DS9. It's his personality...

    • @MrOmegatronic
      @MrOmegatronic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He _does_ need to have the appropriate doctor's bedside manner, after all. ;P

    • @indagosnake4974
      @indagosnake4974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think bones helped program him

    • @peaveyst7
      @peaveyst7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@indagosnake4974 that would explain is sarkasm...

    • @captainjefferies9047
      @captainjefferies9047 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It does not. it's specifically said that he wasn't programed for sarcasm 06.24. That's something the doctor developed on his own.

  • @TheRealThunder
    @TheRealThunder 8 ปีที่แล้ว +686

    "Strange... according to my readings... you... are not here"
    "Believe me. I wish I weren't"
    Classic Doc :)

    • @brettmckenzie5101
      @brettmckenzie5101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pretty sure that's from "Phage", season 1 ep 4, when the crew first encounters the Vidiians.

    • @justseffstuff3308
      @justseffstuff3308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol, yeah

    • @Goldenretrieverlife3484
      @Goldenretrieverlife3484 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michael Anderson why am I Doc tho?? 😂

    • @AhsokaTanoTheWhite
      @AhsokaTanoTheWhite 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      400th like.

    • @Daniela_Germany
      @Daniela_Germany 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THAT was the exact moment when I paused the video and scrolled down into the comment section - and here it is right on top. ;-)

  • @blockmasterscott
    @blockmasterscott 7 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    1:52 "Let's see, ran your ship through it, fired phasers at it, , and blew a hole through it with a photon torpedo".

    • @voluntarism335
      @voluntarism335 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lololololololololololol

    • @xx8782
      @xx8782 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The sarcasm is strong with this one! :D

    • @tenhirankei
      @tenhirankei 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Janeway "What's your point?"

    • @madero-jb5ri
      @madero-jb5ri 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      computer mute audio lmaoooo

    • @dumac6557
      @dumac6557 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lol one of the best remark from the doctor.

  • @Celisar1
    @Celisar1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    The doctor and Seven were just perfect together. The writers must have gone insane to pull a romance with Chakotay out of thin air.

    • @aethertech
      @aethertech ปีที่แล้ว

      two emotionally crippled persons with no family. seems ...almost...right..but..uh.

    • @NAVEMAN3
      @NAVEMAN3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      A bit better than Janeway and Chakotay in my opinion. I think the problem was that they rushed too fast without a proper build up.

    • @MaximumAaron
      @MaximumAaron ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I defy anyone to find a single scene with Seven and the Doctor that isn't gold. Their on screen chemistry was wonderful. SO glad they never cheapened it with a romance arc.

    • @captainjefferies9047
      @captainjefferies9047 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this is a girl's first boyfriend, not the romance of the century. Also, the Doctor is a computer program.

    • @brockroberts7243
      @brockroberts7243 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      7s dont end up with 4s😂🤣

  • @maisiesummers42
    @maisiesummers42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    "Computer, mute audio." was Voyager's version of "Shut up, Wesley!"

  • @Devilsblood
    @Devilsblood 7 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    Robert Picardo is one of the most underrated actors working today.

    • @sethraelthebard5459
      @sethraelthebard5459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Want to know one of his craziest roles? Google Meg Mucklebones from Legend, 1985. It will blow your mind!

    • @macswanton9622
      @macswanton9622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he would agree :o)

    • @jaxolotl2707
      @jaxolotl2707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He wad on supernatural I think

    • @jeffumbach
      @jeffumbach 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jaxolotl2707 yep, he turned out to be one of the monsters of the week and played it delightfully.

    • @fbander6066
      @fbander6066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I still laugh hard when I see the Tales from the Crypt episode he was in...especially when he drops the mr clean f bomb line. If the writers could have allowed the Doc to swear, pretty sure he would have dropped plenty of f bombs.

  • @drunkweebmarine3728
    @drunkweebmarine3728 9 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    "I once tracked a mouse through Jeffries tube 32"
    Made me lose it.

  • @liftwell
    @liftwell 7 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    B'Elanna: How the hell do you know when we are having intimate relations?!
    7 of 9: There is no one on Deck 9, section 12 who doesn't know when you are having intimate relations.

    • @thegreenguy8837
      @thegreenguy8837 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I think at that moment had to shout: BURN! I mean god BElanna just got rekt...

    • @careydepass130
      @careydepass130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My favourite.

    • @martyg8137
      @martyg8137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Best line in Star Trek history

    • @GFRzeszutek
      @GFRzeszutek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      When Harry was trying to practice his clarinet, Ensign Beatardt was banging on the wall next door. The walls in the crew quarters must be paper thin.

    • @jeremyarecco8408
      @jeremyarecco8408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      basicly 7 of 9 was callin torres a slut lol

  • @KensGarage.
    @KensGarage. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    "What is that thing in your pants!" Tuvok: "I beg your pardon???" hahahhaa

    • @Relmyna
      @Relmyna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Barak Obama reminds me of Tuvok

    • @andypetrovich2155
      @andypetrovich2155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My neck pinch. Come closer.

    • @abstragento0087
      @abstragento0087 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Little thing...

    • @FractalPrism.
      @FractalPrism. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      cant take the silverman out of the sarah

    • @adidasmanuk
      @adidasmanuk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They explain it in another clip ;) reading between the lines they stuffed several socks in his pants. It either was or nearly dragging on the floor.
      It's why the crew laugh so much :) there must be a clip of it somewhere, but that one I haven't seen :)

  • @AlphaJman
    @AlphaJman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    "Resistance is futile"
    Oh my dear... I am not resisting...

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      " So do you want to copulate?
      NO! "

    • @chrismaverick9828
      @chrismaverick9828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Resistance isn't futile! It's INSANE!" = Best Sev-Trek comic line ever.

    • @karma6574
      @karma6574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Came to the comments just for this XD

  • @bry_thefelineguy
    @bry_thefelineguy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    "Divine intervention is unlikely." 😆

    • @bhoenix3213
      @bhoenix3213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The way he says that really makes me think of data lmao

    • @cecilsdaniel
      @cecilsdaniel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Such a nice way of saying, "God can't help you." 😈

    • @luizaneves8249
      @luizaneves8249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *shoots the guy*

    • @johndykes6436
      @johndykes6436 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Llllllllllll

    • @bryanx0317
      @bryanx0317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bryans Unite!

  • @Linktheinformer0
    @Linktheinformer0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    ...and then Tuvok brutally murdered Neelix. The end.

    • @nickdsylva932
      @nickdsylva932 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I could see the cute nurse's attraction to Neelix if he did indeed have a tongue like Jar-Jar Binks.

    • @Mugruncher
      @Mugruncher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Tuvok living out a holodeck murder fantasy. Light moment 😂

    • @lilibetp
      @lilibetp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Best moment in the series. I really hated Neelix, which is bad because I really like Ethan Phillips in everything else he does and thought he was terrific as the Grand Proxy.

    • @macswanton9622
      @macswanton9622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Mugruncher Whenever i see him throttling Neelix, I have to rewind it about 4 or 5 times. Priceless.

    • @karma6574
      @karma6574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lilibetp I think that just shows the actors range. Neelix really was made to be really hateable, and I think he played that role wonderfully.

  • @forlorndream1400
    @forlorndream1400 7 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    The Doc has lots of the best lines, he's easily one of my fave characters.

    • @neganlucille9992
      @neganlucille9992 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ve met him heheheh hahaha hogoho

    • @RMB45
      @RMB45 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed I love him

    • @dragonrider1736
      @dragonrider1736 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What episode is this xD 15:30

    • @LavenderSunrise
      @LavenderSunrise 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dragonrider1736 Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy, the episode where he installs the daydream subroutines

  • @Macbrother
    @Macbrother 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    "What is that thing in your pants?"
    "I beg your pardon."

    • @GeekGameCulture
      @GeekGameCulture 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is going to be a stupid question, but...IS THAT YOU, SARAH SILVERMANN?!

    • @Rammstein0963.
      @Rammstein0963. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pre-sjw brainwashing

    • @MLBlue30
      @MLBlue30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Rammstein0963. oh god, you're one of those.

  • @nh1172
    @nh1172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    How could you miss out the epic line in 'Threshold' (S2:E15)? When Tuvok and Chakotay find the Captain and Tom Paris, in lizard form with 'offspring' - Chakotay says: "Well I don't know how I'm going to enter this into the logs." And completely deadpan, Tuvok replies: "I look forward to reading it." Cracks me up every time!!!

  • @rebecca7p24
    @rebecca7p24 6 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    “And you mister leisure suit,”
    “There’s a name a hadn’t considered”
    That gets me every time

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 ปีที่แล้ว

      this drone cannot survive outside of the collective🤮

    • @tnorthy92
      @tnorthy92 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I always heard it as Mr Laser Suit?

  • @FurryAminal
    @FurryAminal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    "Resistance is futile"
    Like we'd resist!! :-D

    • @The_Irish_Fox
      @The_Irish_Fox 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @spellbound_1
      @spellbound_1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im gay and I'm still not sure I could haha

    • @LGranthamsHeir
      @LGranthamsHeir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      'We beg you to assimilate us, Seven of Nine!!'
      --- All nerdboy fans watching 'Voyager.'

    • @RacerSpeed2020
      @RacerSpeed2020 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Somehow, Harry did......SMH!!!!

    • @yaltschuler
      @yaltschuler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spellbound_1 This is why bisexuality is the most based sexuality.

  • @christopher279
    @christopher279 10 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "Tuvok I understand, You are a Vulcan man.
    You have just gone without for seven years about!"
    Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!!

  • @sandythemaster6898
    @sandythemaster6898 7 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    B'leanna: Then study this. Borg provokes Klingon. Klingon breaks Borg nose :)

    • @goned216
      @goned216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      nanobots *regenerates*

    • @tarheelblue63nc25
      @tarheelblue63nc25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      SandyTheMaster Borg kills Klingon.

    • @Jaxvidstar
      @Jaxvidstar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Then Borg assimilates Klingon.

    • @dhinton1
      @dhinton1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im glad Seven and B'Elanna got along cuz Seven would have dogwalked B'Elanna. LMAO

    • @captainjefferies9047
      @captainjefferies9047 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dhinton1 Guess again. B'Elanna helped designed her systems and is stronger and smarter.

  • @chasethevioletsun9996
    @chasethevioletsun9996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Kate Mulgrew vamping it up as Arachnia was sooooo fun.

  • @pattimcb31
    @pattimcb31 10 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Love the Doctor, what a great character

    • @OggerFN
      @OggerFN 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      pattimcb31 Robert Picardo is a great actor in general.

    • @Ted_Curtis
      @Ted_Curtis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You have no idea the pain I feel as a sci-fi when someone comments something like this. "Which one? There's at least 13!"

  • @RobertPatrician
    @RobertPatrician 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    That line of "How do you know when we're having intimate relations" "There is nobody on deck nine section twelve who doesn't know when you're having intimate relations" is so manner-of-fact in the delivery, the joke just keep sgetting better.

  • @paulguy2545
    @paulguy2545 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Seven Of Nine: "There is no-one on Deck 9, Section 12, who doesn't know when you're having Intimate Relations!" That was my favorite at (14:45) 😂🤣🤣!

    • @mikoto7693
      @mikoto7693 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Probably my favourite Star Trek moment ever.

  • @SwordsmanRyan
    @SwordsmanRyan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Jeri Ryan has a pretty singing voice.

    • @Fireeater-rl4ep
      @Fireeater-rl4ep 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I agree. Both she and the Doctor are excellent singers.

    • @DiscoTimelordASD
      @DiscoTimelordASD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They needed to do more.

    • @macswanton9622
      @macswanton9622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That, and she's the smartest person in the galaxy

    • @bobweenk2887
      @bobweenk2887 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      is that actually her singing?

    • @Rammstein0963.
      @Rammstein0963. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is.

  • @Tigerman1138
    @Tigerman1138 8 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    Voyager has always been a balance of great Star Trek & humor and one-liners. The writers are really good.
    THANKS for putting this up.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dirt your eating dirt?

    • @Rabijeel
      @Rabijeel ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ^Sadly, it suffers from immense illogical inconsistencies and repeatetive basic Stories mostly more "directly lend" than "inspired by" from all before Series.
      Also, Janeway is one of the worst leading Officers ever in terms of commanding capabilitys - with nothing to blame on Mulgrew for that.
      Sure, TNG is not "better", but considred the different Times and the difference in what a Series was considred to "should provide", it made a better Job.
      TOS; TNG; DS9 - all were its Time ahead. Voyager was struggling to keep up with the rest, unable to compete against "Stargate".
      And making a "Space Western" into a "Adventerous Space Sitcom" is no really "great writing".

    • @ashbreva
      @ashbreva ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Rabijeel 🥱

    • @captainjefferies9047
      @captainjefferies9047 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Rabijeel Okay misogynist. It's absurd for anyone to pretend Janeway isn't an objectively superior captain to Picard. TNG isn't ahead of it's time. It's a cheap copy of the original.
      If you believe trek was ever a space western then you are no Trek fan. That was a lie Roddenberry told the studio.

    • @ashstargloww
      @ashstargloww 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@captainjefferies9047 the production code name was also a western reference, but thats as close to space western trek ever got

  • @ahmadghosheh3104
    @ahmadghosheh3104 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Jeri has a beautiful voice for sure, I love her singing.

    • @ToriRocksAmos
      @ToriRocksAmos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The doctor is great!

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sun Tzu II
      2 years but: moron!

  • @lyndsaynorth1054
    @lyndsaynorth1054 8 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I love Voyager, I don't care what anyone says. Thanks for putting this together; good memories of this show!

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what is that thing in your pants that little gadget🤣🤣🤣

  • @ImmortalfireTheMod
    @ImmortalfireTheMod 9 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Janeway: "YOU, are dismissed." Lmao

    • @drake8050
      @drake8050 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Immortalfire She can dismiss my pants anytime.

    • @careydepass130
      @careydepass130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Janeway: Dismissed is a Starfleet term for " get out".

    • @georgehenderson7783
      @georgehenderson7783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      16:50-17:26 Lmao!

  • @kenchy318
    @kenchy318 9 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    I miss this show so much. I binge watched it once a year, and cannot get enough. I didn't find Neelix that much annoying and I liked when him and Tuvok had their scenes together. I don't get where all the negative comments come from, in my opinion Voyager was as good as TNG. Also, when people say it did not have a character development 7 of 9 and doctor grew and became more complex with every episode. I wish they will make a new Star Trek show more like Voyager and TNG and less like the recent movies with all action and no the core values that kept this franchise all these years alive.

    • @usernamemoved
      @usernamemoved 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      There's STAR TREK ONLINE, now in it's 10th season. It starts out 30 years after Voyager and Deep Space 9 ended. Many of the original cast members have returned to reprise their roles. A lot has happened in 30 years. Tuvok is now an Admiral. Ensign Harry Kim (who spent 7 years in the Delta Quadrant without a single promotion) is finally a captain of his own ship. Nelix is married with children and works as a colony administrator. Worf is back on the Klingon homeworld working as a politician. Even Leonard Nimoy came back to play Spock again. The Romulans are getting back on their feet, the Dominion is rebuilding it's forces, the Borg are a constant threat --- new enemies, new friends, and plenty of new adventures (and some great new characters, music, locations, and ships).
      If the "interactive" part is not your thing, you can still just watch somebody else go through the stories if you look up the play-through videos on TH-cam. Going through them yourself, or sitting back and watching somebody else go through the stories, either way, you still get a few hundred new episodes of Star Trek. And it's all FREE. The Game is FREE to play online, and the play-through videos are FREE to watch on TH-cam.

    • @stanimirgeorgiev8596
      @stanimirgeorgiev8596 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Knenny V IMO Voyager is a great show but it really isn't as good as the others. Although the characters have a lot of development, they just sing the same song all along. Too many episodes focus around the doctor, just like ds9 focused around quark. I really don't understand why both shows just picked one character and featured him in so many episodes that you get sick of him. And captain janeway and chakotay stopped developing after season 2.

    • @EthanJohn1986
      @EthanJohn1986 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      STOP saying "binged" you derivative SHEEP

    • @DiscoTimelordASD
      @DiscoTimelordASD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Doctor and Seven were the only characters that ever changed and grew.
      They're the only reason I watch it.

    • @bleepbloop101010101
      @bleepbloop101010101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stanimirgeorgiev8596 So? Too many TNG episodes focus around Data. That's normal for those shows. The Doctor was an unexpected breakout character, and Seven and him received a lot of attention from the writers because the audience liked them. More episodes focused around popular characters = more viewers.

  • @HardyGirl66
    @HardyGirl66 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    My favorite part has to be "Tuvok's Ponn Farr Aria". LOLOL!

  • @katiesteele2281
    @katiesteele2281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    B'elanna: "If you tell me to relax one more time I'm going to rip your holographic head off!!!"
    Doctor: "I hope you don't intend to kiss your baby with that mouth."

  • @archentity
    @archentity 9 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    The Doc went pretty far down when he was giving Janeway that massage.

    • @sparkevpilot
      @sparkevpilot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I love the legit bone cracking when he said her body is crying out for mercy. 😂

  • @Goldenretrieverlife3484
    @Goldenretrieverlife3484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    They really don’t make shows like this anymore. It was such a good wholesome show

  • @GreenTea13121
    @GreenTea13121 8 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    3:30 awwww, you cut out the best part of this scene; Tuvok strangling Nelix.

    • @TheHazyshade
      @TheHazyshade 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh I spoke too soon, I was thinking how is he not dead yet?

    • @bry_thefelineguy
      @bry_thefelineguy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it just occurred to me that Tuvok and Neelix have a Spock/McCoy type of relationship

    • @sjp01985
      @sjp01985 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yes, but people liked Dr.McCoy.

    • @GreenTea13121
      @GreenTea13121 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lol, I was thinking that. I'm not sure how many people really like Neelix. Sure, he has a few useful/funny moments through out the show, but over all..... well, I'm not a Neelix fan.

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      McCoy did it sarcastically, and you could tell he did it very well. Neelix is just plainly annoying.

  • @jojag5
    @jojag5 9 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    What about all of Tuvok's puns?
    "The view was less than stellar"

    • @dylanmurphy8671
      @dylanmurphy8671 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah and the jokes!

    • @TemperedMedia
      @TemperedMedia 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      TBH I would have dropped some of these obviously not light moments for a reel of those puns.

  • @SceneArtisan
    @SceneArtisan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "I once tracked a mouse through Jeffreys Tube 32",.. lol.

    • @builder396
      @builder396 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Kris A (londongamer) How does a mouse get on a starship anyway?

    • @builder396
      @builder396 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Only on voyager you can almost blow up the ship with CHEESE. Federation starship engineering, ladies and gentlemen.

    • @ryanalving3785
      @ryanalving3785 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      builder396
      Might as well ask how rats get onto ships. Maybe it snuck in on a cargo container

    • @jasonpye4649
      @jasonpye4649 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jefferies

  • @beawild
    @beawild 9 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The Doctor has a vivid imagination.

  • @BNuts
    @BNuts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Most of 'Message In A Bottle' was comedic gold.
    Also, the Doctor's and Seven's interactions later on. Including when the Doctor takes control and discovers taste buds.

  • @DEEPINTOWORSHIP
    @DEEPINTOWORSHIP 11 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Chakotay: "If you're going to emit that tachyon ship, beam-ship it down to the ship and we'll ship it out of here"...
    Janeway: *snicker* "...Here it goes!"

  • @GeneralNerd
    @GeneralNerd 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Ah, you cut away before Tuvok strangled Neelix to death. That moment always puts a smile on my face.

  • @Daehawk
    @Daehawk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I miss those days. Hell the whole decade was awesome.

  • @astrangeone
    @astrangeone 8 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Who thought the Doctor was a pervert for his costume choice for Seven of Nine?
    I've met both Robert Picardo and Jeri Ryan at a convention. Both of them were exceedingly nice. Seriously, I cannot stress how nice those two were. :)
    Also, pissed off half Klingon versus former Borg drone. Who's your money on?

    • @mngentry
      @mngentry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      My money would be on the human captain who would verbally bitch-slap them both back into line.
      Janeway's dressing downs are like Picard's speeches and Kirk's "cowboy diplomacy"...you can't top them.

    • @stevepettersen3283
      @stevepettersen3283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The costume choice was a great morale booster.

    • @jaxolotl2707
      @jaxolotl2707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think it was designed to be like a second skin for seven of nine

    • @dhinton1
      @dhinton1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The former Borg. WITHOUT hesitation.

    • @danmarsh7985
      @danmarsh7985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dhinton1 yup, she did survive Dwane 'the rock' Johnson afterall

  • @opasnione
    @opasnione 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Seven of nine was my sun shine!

  • @Eli-uu4vt
    @Eli-uu4vt ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I dunno how to tell you this...but the wedding's off!"
    XDXDXD

  • @TheErilaz
    @TheErilaz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "Resistance is futile" Seven of Nine. I need a woman like that..

    • @mdd1963
      @mdd1963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Who on Earth doesnt!

    • @inkmaster5480
      @inkmaster5480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mdd1963 Gay men.

    • @starliner2498
      @starliner2498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@inkmaster5480 they want men like that

  • @udparent2730
    @udparent2730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The doctor singing at 15:06 is the best! What a perfect song!

  • @Thatslifebro_
    @Thatslifebro_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I loved Voyager its my favourite series and the Doctor was just hilarious :D
    05:48 "God and heaven help us."
    Doctor: "Divine intervention is unlikely." xD even better than Data

    • @tarheelblue63nc25
      @tarheelblue63nc25 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thatslifebro mine too. Have the DVD’s.

  • @dan7893
    @dan7893 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Vidian: "According to my readings you're not here"
    Doctor: "Believe me - I wish I weren't!"

  • @01V6
    @01V6 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You forgot 2 of the best bloopers! Well IMO. When Seven of Nine gets tipsy and keeps telling The Doc "we are one" while walking out of engineering. And when Seven says to Ensign Kim "the last time I saw you I struck you at the base of your skull and attempted to contact the Borg" while Harry replied "these things happen"

  • @realMrVent
    @realMrVent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "You must've been cute"
    "Indeed"
    What a chad

  • @ChozoSR388
    @ChozoSR388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I don't know what it is, but that one scene from _"Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy"_ makes me happy in ways that I can't even comprehend.

  • @sarahberkner
    @sarahberkner 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My favorite joke by far is when B'Elanna is confined to her quarters and asks "How long do I have to stay in here?" And Chakotay says with a serious face, "Rest of the trip, 75 years."

  • @grapper6676
    @grapper6676 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Very underrated show

  • @FilmWorldStudio
    @FilmWorldStudio 9 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    When you think about Tuvoc is actually one of the funniest people in the TV Show yet he is Vulcan. I love this scene, 8:50 - 9:46 :D. Thanks for the upload :)

    • @captainjefferies9047
      @captainjefferies9047 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well Spock was the funniest character in the original.

  • @FinalFantasyAerith
    @FinalFantasyAerith 11 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The Doctors daydreams were freaking hilarious xD And awkward xD

  • @kirinrex
    @kirinrex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Doctor, it's just a LITTLE scratch."

  • @19ACE93
    @19ACE93 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    17:28
    I was talking with a gentlemen that played one of the Irishmen in this episode, and he mentioned that the cow was pretty uncooperative on set. It's funny because this scene works so perfectly, I would never have guessed they had issues! XD

  • @ulrikcaspersen9145
    @ulrikcaspersen9145 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I've always enjoyed the scenes with the doctor and Seven the most; both actors have a great talent for delivering dry and sarcastic remarks.
    I especially recall one scene from the same episode as the clip at 14:14 to 15:04.
    The doctor asks Seven about her study, and she responds something about “scientific curiosity”, and the doctor asks if there isn’t another reason.
    Doctor: You’re a woman, Seven.
    Seven: Is that an observation or diagnosis?
    Doctor: A simple biological fact.
    I’m not sure the quotes above are entirely accurate, but they’re as close as I can recall. And I can honestly say that I got a good laugh from that conversation.

    • @krissp8712
      @krissp8712 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      B'Elanna "Call sickbay. But not for me!" Torres

  • @maxjenner7812
    @maxjenner7812 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "Divine intervention is...unlikely"

  • @mrsocko316
    @mrsocko316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    No the best blooper is Tuvok's "Man, I ain't going in there" as he runs away from the cave children just went into.

  • @anthonyd3315
    @anthonyd3315 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    15:30 I swear the doctor was the MVP of the entire Voyager trip.

  • @chrishubbard64
    @chrishubbard64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That moment when tuvok is adding laps I felt so bad for blue boy. That feeling when you feel as though you have been wronged and you JUST want to explain it and they wont let you and ARRRGH! Doesnt even matter if he was in the right or not, its a maddening sensation.

    • @dr.jamesolack8504
      @dr.jamesolack8504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have you not ever been in the military?

    • @chrishubbard64
      @chrishubbard64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dr.jamesolack8504 Yes I have, and I know the only response is shut up and take your punishment, but that doesnt change the absolutely infuriating sensation of being wronged and not allowed to correct things.

  • @JamesPawson
    @JamesPawson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    3:26 That's not actually a light moment; I share Tuvok's thinly veiled desire to beat Neelix to a bloody pulp.

  • @iloveamerica007
    @iloveamerica007 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Divine Intervention is unlikely"
    hahaha

  • @DblOSmith
    @DblOSmith 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I like the scene of Chakotay punching his crewman at the table (handling things like a maquis).

    • @jacobpeters5458
      @jacobpeters5458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh man that was such a surprise. they sit down, guy says something, then BAM. haha love chakotay

    • @dylanmurphy8671
      @dylanmurphy8671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thats one of my favs! cant believe its not in here

  • @startrek21000
    @startrek21000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    17:15 "You... are dismissed"

    • @DarianHarder
      @DarianHarder 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HQ Tornado B'Elana gave up too easy

  • @Bvenged
    @Bvenged 11 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Season 6, Ep 4. "Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy." - The Doctor adds daydreaming to his program.

    • @gamepad3153
      @gamepad3153 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      what's next the Doctor pretends he's James Bond?

  • @TheHazyshade
    @TheHazyshade 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Can't believe Tuvok let Neelex touch his face like that lol

    • @dphorgan
      @dphorgan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The rest of the scene has him straggling Nelix to death. It was all a hologram program for Tuvok to help control his emotions after mind melding with the murderer on the ship(forget his name).

    • @joeystone6255
      @joeystone6255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dphorgan His name was Sulon, played excellently by Brad Dorrif.

    • @yoEzra_
      @yoEzra_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His name was Sudor

  • @mlpsh6995
    @mlpsh6995 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I loved Voyager.

  • @humancattoy7767
    @humancattoy7767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Robert Picardo is such a versatile actor. He was very good in Stargate: Atlantis.

  • @ebuks4ever
    @ebuks4ever 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This brought back lots of childhood memories....Voyager was my best series.....Thanks a mil

  • @MAKEITSO86
    @MAKEITSO86 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tuvok I understand, you are a Vulcan man. You have just gone without for 7 years about... .... fantastic

  • @TheCoolProfessor
    @TheCoolProfessor 11 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    14:41 "There is none on deck 9 section 12 who doesn't know when you're having intimate relations."

    • @HazraPanda
      @HazraPanda 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      To allow anyone watching now to skip to it: 14:41

  • @mairistewart3391
    @mairistewart3391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jerri Ryan has such a beautiful voice, I wish someone would collect all the scenes where she was singing.

  • @AnX555
    @AnX555 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I absolutely love Doctor.

  • @jimjimmyjames59
    @jimjimmyjames59 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That unmistakable voice! Tony Todd!

  • @tabbyroberts6242
    @tabbyroberts6242 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    17:09 Paris's face describe that whole scene

  • @Mindmodic
    @Mindmodic 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    at 2:02 that scene actually continues, and the doctor ends up waving in the background trying to get their attention

  • @Tigerman1138
    @Tigerman1138 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    12:55 .... A sci-fi making light of 1950s sci-fi serials... HOW can this not have won an Emmy?

  • @meganobrien5967
    @meganobrien5967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Divine intervention is unlikely" became my favorite phrase after watching that episode

  • @bongvillamayor
    @bongvillamayor 10 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Splendid work!
    Your compilation makes us recall Voyager's episodes.
    Appreciate the effort. It made my day...

    • @randallreibling
      @randallreibling  10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks Bong! always thought Voyager had more laughs than any other star trek. star trek 4 the movie also had some good laughs!

    • @bongvillamayor
      @bongvillamayor 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Randy Reibling Yes indeed! Voyager's humor in many of its episodes are really hilarious.
      Star Trek 4, regarding whales :), was a unique one as well!
      Thanks, I really enjoyed your creations.
      Looking forward in your future works.
      Q'pla!

    • @peternotarfrancesco2614
      @peternotarfrancesco2614 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Randy Reibling 7 of 9 to Harry:" Resistance is futile". Says it all.

  • @dee_mcgee11
    @dee_mcgee11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I laughed through the whole video. I had almost forgotten how many funny moments there were on Voyager.

    • @randallreibling
      @randallreibling  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks for that! That was the nicest comment of all. I watched the whole series from beginning to end and wrote down the time and episode every time it made me giggle. Not sure what motivated me to make the video but glad that I did!

    • @dee_mcgee11
      @dee_mcgee11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My favorite part was the Doctor singing to Tuvok during his Pon Farr 🤣

    • @randallreibling
      @randallreibling  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dee_mcgee11 I like when the doctor leans over nelix and says I'm not going to kiss you and nelix says, I'll try to contain my disappointment. Hahaha

  • @veggiet2009
    @veggiet2009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Me: *watches one minute of this*
    Also Me: Man I need to rewatch this series again, it's been too long

  • @malicant123
    @malicant123 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So the Doctor designed Seven's outfit.....God bless him.

  • @firelord699
    @firelord699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Divine intervention is unlikely." I bet that was way more savage than he realised.

  • @AnthonySomber17
    @AnthonySomber17 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Tuvoc, has anyone ever told you, you're a real freakasaurus!"
    Also, Tuvoc vs. Neelix
    -- You did a great job with this compilation. Very well done! 👏

  • @stanimirgeorgiev8596
    @stanimirgeorgiev8596 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    13:11 This is one of the saddest moments, definitely not a light one.

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stanimir Georgiev I NEVER chose to watch that episode because it seems so sad.
      The final moment is an indistinct transmission (I read online)...the Star Trek version of a sound in the sound in the darkness.

    • @stanimirgeorgiev8596
      @stanimirgeorgiev8596 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tigerman1138 Why does it seem so bad? I thought that the episode was really good and sad.

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stanimir Georgiev There is destruction of our main characters, the ship,and everything just breaking down. It's like watching cancer destroy something.

    • @stanimirgeorgiev8596
      @stanimirgeorgiev8596 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tigerman1138 Its sad and emotional, I personally really like it for those reasons.

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stanimir Georgiev YES! Not a "lighter" moment! This isn't a "You're the Queen" or "Freakasaurus", "'Cause we are DEMONS and we eat children ...sorry" Nexlix, "I'll try to contain my disappointment", or "Captain Proton" adventures

  • @CurrentlyOnLV-426
    @CurrentlyOnLV-426 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “Resistance is futile” can be used in so many different ways.

  • @supernaturalawesome1
    @supernaturalawesome1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Moments like these are why I fell in love with Voyager 😀😂😍

  • @cameron120587
    @cameron120587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Klingon: Are you afraid human?
    Paris: The only Klingon I'm afraid of is my wife after she's worked a double shift!

  • @alegria8659
    @alegria8659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have forever loved the massage scene. It always makes me laugh.

  • @gotonkar
    @gotonkar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OK, I'm half way done and I'm dyin' here!! Excellent choices.
    "Intruders among us!" "Getting dressed?"
    Bookmarking this one. Thank you.

  • @warmcozy
    @warmcozy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "We could have worn our Star Fleet uniforms. I doubt if anyone would have noticed." Lolol So true.

  • @harrisonkey698
    @harrisonkey698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:13 Janeways' gagging face makes me laugh so hard lol!

  • @ahcokris
    @ahcokris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "before you go you could download your subrutines into my database"....I love it when holograms talk dirty

  • @JohnTK
    @JohnTK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Divine intervention is unlikely” is still one of my top favorite Star Trek quotes.

  • @thegreenguy8837
    @thegreenguy8837 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    ´God dammit Doc you weren´t supposed to be a Playboy....