@@roymakescomics "A total of 167 Friendly's are spread across Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, and Vermont. "
i mean they sponsored the yankees for years. would be surprising if he didn’t know it. it’s pretty common in the Tri State ironically despite his depiction of it being a hick brand. tho friendly obv the more common go to
Its great and all and tim is my favorite comedian but if you wanna see the one true master of crowd work you need to watch andrew schulz. Dude is the last dragon of crowd work
Bro, I had a group interview/orientation at QuikTrip (big chain gas station if you’re unfamiliar) and it was the most soul sucking experience of my life. I was in the military yet never before in my life had I felt like I had sold out more than that moment.
@@michaeldunn5197 lmao had a buddy who worked there for years. It was a good paying job all those years back and all the bonuses he got but he was always working lol
@@Thee-_-Outlier his schtick is "spinning the worst thing to being a good thing" and he does it better than anyone in the world. funniest dude i've seen. but he might just serve my own psychizo humor
Holy Christ, he's right. The Baskin Robbins here at 41st and Garnett here in Tulsa in the last 4 years has had as it's partner restaurant a Nestle Townhouse cookie store (out of business), a Taco restaurant (pit of business), a chicken and waffle restaurant (out of business), now there's just an empty shell next to that baskin robbins and there's only ever 1 guy working there (and he's like an off the boat African).
I hoped he would say: “McDonald’s doesn’t even actually have ice cream. They advertise it to get you in the drive thru, and then “the machine is down” so you get a Big Mac instead” Edit: I recently heard of an app where you can see which McDonald’s in your area have working ice cream machines. It’s called Ice Check, and it was made by a very frustrated McDonald’s customer who felt that this was the only option besides storming into McDonald’s with a pick axe the next time they told him the machine was down.
it might have been off the dome....i bet he had a lot of brands on his mind already, but he has hundreds of episodes on his podcast where he just rambles and rants for over an hour
@@amandah3619 I don't know where you're from but I think it might be a Northeast thing. In NJ and PA I can find it, PA is where all the "minitmarkets" are, as well as the factories I think. But I have lived in VA, GA, TX, and AZ and never could find it in any of those states, and believe me, I TRIED. Those were dark days lol, it's the only brand I really like. I also felt attacked by this bit 😣 😂
Breyers used to be AMAZING! They were out of business for 20 years, and other company bought the name, the new Breyer’s is B.i.n.o. (Breyer’s in name only)
A wise man once told me to never skimp out on certain things in life: toilet paper, cheese, Beer, car oil filters, and motherfuking ice cream! You spend that extra 72 cents and treat yourself to some damn Tillamook.
“Dairy Queen does not even advertise that their product is good.”
Hahahaha
i was told by a friend, years ago, that was a DQ manager at that time, that their ice cream is frozen yogurt, not ice cream.
Read this at the exact same time it played in the video
Lol I think its pretty good 😆
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@@ThatWheat q
This man just roasted every ice cream brand in 6 minutes
Not the herobwe asked for but the hero we needed.
Hopefully he doesn't ruin ice cream for my mom! Haha!
I didn't hear him say Friendlys? Is that only available in my state?
@@pechondelgado pretty sure it's a national, if not a global brand. Maybe he doesn't count them because they're more of a restaurant chain.
@@roymakescomics "A total of 167 Friendly's are spread across Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, and Vermont. "
The fact Tim knows about Turkey Hill and accurately describes its customer base is so awesome.
T Hill parking lot fights are never not epic
i mean they sponsored the yankees for years. would be surprising if he didn’t know it. it’s pretty common in the Tri State ironically despite his depiction of it being a hick brand. tho friendly obv the more common go to
Yeah I was surprised but I didn't like this stand up. It seemed lazy.
@@rosequartz4102 Tim is still better that most comics even on his worst day.
Yeah! Wtf is Turkey Hill?! 😀
this man is speaking in all UPPER CASE
lmfao yeah he is though
Lol, I love it.
That capitalized Long Island accent lol
@@nateclasen lawn guy lin
No one loves you
His energy and delivery is what makes this set possible
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
is it pronounced jesus or jesus
Hay-sooce
I was gonna say cocaine but David got there lol
"'Dippin Dots?' Oh sure I wish all ice cream tasted like gravel" 😂 I'm dying
"There's no right answer...I actually think I'm lactose intolerant"
Yo this man is an artist😂
The fact that he didn't have an actual answer made it so much better 🤣🤣🤣
The freaking best. Tim Dillon ladies and gents!!!
It was all so worth that punch line at the end
This dude is very passionate about ice cream
and knowledgeable
Well yea. Look at him.
Trust a fat man to be the best connoisseurs of ice cream.
Because he's Lactose Intolerant.
white joey diaz
This was honestly legendary. Who in this decade could possibly pull off this much of a bit specially off the topic “favorite brand of ice cream”
Tim Dillon one of the best upcoming comedians imo
Amaaaazing
He’s fucking sick . Sick sick sick that was a sick set. Seemingly off the top of the dome.
Shout out to the idiot that kept yelling "BEN AND JERRYS!!" Even though it was the second icecream he went over
xLilPuddinTater Because it’s the damn truth
He must really be an addict!
THe far left's ice cream
The typical lefty is used to just yell the same thing over and over until you get rid of them with pepper spray.
Steve Carras I’m ok with that
he's an angry man's Jim Gaffigan
He's just terrible and unnecessary.
0 0 Fuck you.
aa bbb reminds me of Sam kennison - he just needs to go Oh ohhhhhhhh!
More like a gay man's Chris Farley
He's fat sober Jim Jefferies.
This is the best crowd work I've ever seen
Its great and all and tim is my favorite comedian but if you wanna see the one true master of crowd work you need to watch andrew schulz. Dude is the last dragon of crowd work
@@brooksysdead Moshe Kasher has the best set of crowd work I've ever seen.
@@Jackaroo. Schulz is the GOAT
It ain’t crowd work, he’ definitely had this planned
@@brooksysdead he has some good interactions for sure. He's not even close to tim in terms of comedy and content though
NEVER argue about ice cream with a husky fellow
Walked out in the middle of a Cold Stone group interview once. Felt pretty good.
Have you seen this clip of Tim Dillon making fun of Alex Jones?! Alex gets pissed! 😂 th-cam.com/video/L5qynOa-mKo/w-d-xo.html
Lol coldstone was my first job that Group interview was ass and I was already hired since a friend worked there.
Bro, I had a group interview/orientation at QuikTrip (big chain gas station if you’re unfamiliar) and it was the most soul sucking experience of my life. I was in the military yet never before in my life had I felt like I had sold out more than that moment.
@@andrewm.6538 Jjjj
@@michaeldunn5197 lmao had a buddy who worked there for years. It was a good paying job all those years back and all the bonuses he got but he was always working lol
Best ice cream commentary ever
This man will heckle you based on your ice cream preference.
Moose track marks was the peak of this
It was the peak and i smiled but didnt laugh. No teeth with that smile either.
Extreme ultimate moose tracks
Ewwwwwww hahaha
This is probably some of my favorite crowd work I’ve seen in awhile. Super off the cuff and hilarious.
Tim Dillon is a gift to comedy!!! What an underrated comedian
He isn't underated he is just relatively unknown. Everyone that knows who he is knows how funny he is
@@Thee-_-Outlier his schtick is "spinning the worst thing to being a good thing" and he does it better than anyone in the world. funniest dude i've seen. but he might just serve my own psychizo humor
When Tim talks about food I listen. Somehow you can just tell he knows his stuff.
One of life's great mysteries, Tim & food
Somehow? Girth city...
Yep! Somehow! 🤔 hmm
The cold stone jokes were spot on
Not true. Haagen Daz has two flavors. Vanilla and SHOW ME YOUR PAPERS!!
Vanilla hair and blue eyes
🤣🤣🤣
👏🏼 touché
That would have been a better joke😂
lol
The Baskin Robbins joke-took it up a notch
There really is quite a bit going on with those places tho. Too many distractions
Holy Christ, he's right. The Baskin Robbins here at 41st and Garnett here in Tulsa in the last 4 years has had as it's partner restaurant a Nestle Townhouse cookie store (out of business), a Taco restaurant (pit of business), a chicken and waffle restaurant (out of business), now there's just an empty shell next to that baskin robbins and there's only ever 1 guy working there (and he's like an off the boat African).
“Ben & Jerry’s someone’s a drug addict” I feel attacked 🤣
He made this bit work somehow.
He's probably the only one who COULD make it work.
He can talk about anything and make it funny
this only works if you channel every bit of NYC energy possible
Did he tho??....
@@davidwood9718 based on the like to dislike ratio, I’m going to say yes.
When you cross Jim Gaffigan with Bill Burr this is what you get.
Jim Gaffigan Bill Burr and Alex Jones when he does podcasts
You cross Chris Penn with a clean John Belushi and a sober Artie Lange you get Tim.
I'd go with a passive aggressive sober Chris Farley.
A sprinkle of Bill Hicks.
This has nothing to do with his size but he reminds me so much of Farley!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I swear I didn’t know there are that many different ice cream brands out there!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's YOUR favorite?
I love Tim’s comedy he is hilarious. 😂
His podcast is dope! 💯
Yea if you're into Anti-sjw "comedy"
@@gerardm.5047 Am I canceled?
"Dairy Queen does not even advertise that they are good"
hahaha
The Tim Dillon Show podcast is the absolute funniest thing out right now
"Trying to outrun automation in real time" underrated line
This is one of the best comedy bits I might have ever seen, amazing crowd work the whole 9 killed it I was in tears
Me and my mom were in tears and my dad walked in from 2 rooms over smiling. Good act
This guy is good at his job
Best gay comedian ever
When you didn't write an act and you're on in two minutes when you spot ice cream at the snack bar. Either way, it's genius.
"Theres a flavor called equality and your not allowed what's in it" . That punchline got unexpectedly little deep there Timmy lol
Black people. They’re under investigation now so they switched to asians
I hoped he would say: “McDonald’s doesn’t even actually have ice cream. They advertise it to get you in the drive thru, and then “the machine is down” so you get a Big Mac instead”
Edit: I recently heard of an app where you can see which McDonald’s in your area have working ice cream machines. It’s called Ice Check, and it was made by a very frustrated McDonald’s customer who felt that this was the only option besides storming into McDonald’s with a pick axe the next time they told him the machine was down.
Haha
The punchline at the end gets me every time. Tim Dillon is phenomenal.
Amazing writing man. And that crowd work was top notch. It was really fun watching your set.
“Ben and Jerry’s? someone’s a drug addict “ lmao too fuckin true
Tillamook is the only answer.
THANK you!
Had no idea Tillamook makes ice cream, but it makes sense. Their cheese is outstanding!
Tillamook's Chocolate Mudslide is my favorite!
My God man. Mudslide is the greatest thing ever created by human hands.
Umpqua
Listen to the audience, they laugh harder and harder with each example.
Perfect Comedic pacing.👍
I love that this dude prepared a response to every answer knowing full well that none of them were going to be correct. 😂
it might have been off the dome....i bet he had a lot of brands on his mind already, but he has hundreds of episodes on his podcast where he just rambles and rants for over an hour
Imagine how much time he spent finding different ice cream brands and writing jokes. It must’ve taken an enormous amount of time.
“Moose Track…Marks” is a brilliant line
damn i felt attacked when he went off on turkey hill lmaooo
I thought I was the only one lol, it's my favorite ice cream
I never even heard of turkey hill. Lol
@@amandah3619 I don't know where you're from but I think it might be a Northeast thing. In NJ and PA I can find it, PA is where all the "minitmarkets" are, as well as the factories I think. But I have lived in VA, GA, TX, and AZ and never could find it in any of those states, and believe me, I TRIED. Those were dark days lol, it's the only brand I really like. I also felt attacked by this bit 😣 😂
Turkey hill is terrible though
This is the best clip of comedy in the last 2 years
"Hand soap and lavender" I'm fucking dying! 🤣
I'm eating dairy queen right now. This is worth a thumbs up.
This is Long Island Stand up at it's finest. Tim is an effing genius.
when he said “I wish icecream tasted like gravel” I literally spit out my dippin dots.
Tim: “what’s the best ice cream?”
Crowd: “Blue Bell!”
Tim: “so heard Ben & Jerry’s!”
the Tim Dillon Show is the best podcast in America.
There’s a flavor called equality and you’re not allowed to ask what’s in it! 🤣😂🤣
What makes the bit so great is the end. He doesn't even eat ice cream. Bravo Tim. Bravo.
Very funny man, only recently discovered him, hope stays around for a long time.
This is one of the funniest bits I’ve ever heard
Tim talks about ice cream like they recently got divorced
The McDonald’s Joke was funnier than you thought the first time you saw it.
This is probably the best written set I’ve ever seen. I was laughing out loud to myself for like the entire 6 minutes 👌🏻👌🏻😂
Trying to out run automation in real time was super underrated
DIP N’ DOTS KILLED ME 😂
Baskin Robbin joke was fucking gold
How he can write a bit and freestyle it with random answers is brilliant
When you write a bit it's not freestyled.
I think he did his research a little unless he grew up w/ Turkey Hill 😂
@@sugarsore the answers he got was freestyled
This man really represents and understands America! Makes me proud! 😤
Blue Bell is worth the risk.
It’s like eating oysters. If it doesn’t make me sick, this is gonna be a really good experience
Amen
*GASPS* I’m from Texas!
Fun Fact:
Blue Bell Ice Cream is successful due to its THREE MAIN FLAVORS. These flavors are Vanilla, Chocolate, and Cookies 'n Cream. 🍦🍦🍦
Broken King very important question. Milk chocolate or Dutch chocolate?
Nobody makes me laugh out loud more than Tim Dillon
Never seen someone commit so hard to a bit that really had no point to it. 🤔
So very yes.
Got to admit, though, it was fun to watch.
for real
Breyers fucking sucks. That’s the point.
Sorry it isn't some Trump thing
ice cream. some of tims hardest hitting material here.
Damn what happened to Chris Distefano that Italian food hittin
3:01 This should be patented
My man in the crowd that keeps yelling Blue Bell knows good ice cream tho.
seriously I love you, you are hilarious.
"Welcome to cold stone... I get my daughter back next week..."
This was a most creative interactive and hilarious bit
I was waiting for someone to say friendly's
6 mins of destroying ice cream and I loved every second.
God, I love him so much. 💖
Best bit about ice cream I’ve ever heard.
@ 5:07 she says Jason’s deli, hahaha free ice cream.
LOL the baskin robbins is SPOT ON 🤣🤣
Chris Farley shares his thoughts on ice cream.
He’s gotta be winging some of this…this is actually amazing.
Breyers used to be AMAZING! They were out of business for 20 years, and other company bought the name, the new Breyer’s is B.i.n.o. (Breyer’s in name only)
Breyer's isn't even ice cream, it's a frozen dessert product.
@@clintonleonard5187 Exactly. People don't realize this. They don't even pretend like it's ice cream.
Yep! This!
I don't care what you say, Breyers Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream is still the bomb!
Ohhhh. Ya they used to be at the top, before Hagn-Daz rolled in
Schwann’s so good it escaped notice
Big fax
Lmao he got me on the turkey hill
I never thought i'd laugh at a guy yelling about ice cream.
Yet here we are.
that was funny and original
I'll buy that for a dollar
ive heard countless hours of Tim and never heard his stand up
rite aid and signature select
This guy is HILARIOUS
Well i'll be....😶🧐....👏🏽....You know what ??.....Dillion for president lol
this is a man who knows his way around a tub of ice cream
The answer is Tillamook. I was waiting for someone to say it, but it never came up.
This is my favorite comedy central roast ever!
Tillamook.
Came to the comments to say that!
All day.
A wise man once told me to never skimp out on certain things in life: toilet paper, cheese, Beer, car oil filters, and motherfuking ice cream! You spend that extra 72 cents and treat yourself to some damn Tillamook.
They make amazing sharp cheddar
No other answer is acceptable
I love Breyers ice cream and I’m 24 years old, I grew up on it. Natural vanilla with some Hershey’s syrup right before bed. 🔥
this was genius lmao
His improv is better than I thought it would be, damn. I came here from his podcast, which is the best 😁