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If you’re not in communication with trey Parker and matt stone for a live action South Park movie cast as middle aged Cartman, you should be. The level depravity that a film like this could muster would break the internet.
@@sitinthebit2089 I don’t think he was trying to flex I think he was just stating something cool. Most pe teachers aren’t related to the creators of South Park I hate to break it to you. Or it’s a lie idk.
Tim could possibly actually not be funny, its true. I'm not saying he's not funny. But its a very shrewd and nuanced and genius thing to have ben there laughing. This is a microscopic idea, that really adds to the show. Because humans Naturally laugh when others laugh.
If I'm listening to a bit I've already heard before I fall asleep to him lmao. Instead of relaxing ocean sounds I fall asleep to a fat, gay, yet borderline schizophrenic man yelling about how his Aunt faked a suicide and wishing his parents died in 9/11.
Doesn’t matter what a nice, kind, considerate person you are, somewhere in the back of your mind are the thoughts of Tim Dillon, you’re just too afraid to voice them.
I discovered Tim Dillon on JRE maybe a year ago. Since then I binged Tim Dillon Show at work. I work construction. These podcasts are a life saver. I listened to maybe 150 episodes at work. He is the most effortlessly and naturally funny comedian I heard.
I'm in the same situation, what was your favorite episode/rant? I think mine was when he was talking about how the Arby's CEO probably started out as a cashier or maybe when he was telling us how to fit in at school and who to be 🤣
@@richarddowswell264 - Yes, these are some great ones. My favorite would probably have to be the one where he talks about opening an AirBnB for pig white women. I think I heard it 3 times. But there is so many good ones. Ah yeah, the aunt Kathleen rant wins for me. But I enjoy everything he does. Some of the ad reads have been outrageously hilarious
@@jeremiaha5167 Same with me. I think he is the funniest comedian right now, which is saying a lot. I loved his rant on ''party mom'' but man he has a bunch..
She’s a post wall female frantically trying to stay relevant. Once a woman loses her sex appeal and is alone their behavior becomes more and more bizarre as time goes on and the bitterness sets in. Bring on the wine and cats, she’s not funny we all know it.
There's a hilarious video where Kesha tries to hug Jerry Seinfeld but he refuses to because he doesn't know her either. Poor girl just doesn't get it...
Those were the mean kids. Cable made me and all my fellow private school kids very sweet and gentle. We just put it on Disney channel and just left it there. Never got exposed to bad words or bad behavior
I just love imagining Tim Dillon as some big time lawyer in a movie and he is in court and ends his speech/argument with “YES OR YES?!” (or in this case “THAT IS WHAT YOU’VE INSPIRED KESHA, YES OR YES?” *pounds fist on table*)
ive been listening to tim dillion all day and now its the evening and i reflecting on the things he says, i realized its so hard to be normal anymore. you cannot assume anyone is normal anymore because everyone is trying to hard or not trying at all. normal is not ordinary anymore.
Well he did have that strange rant hating on teslas and loving on trucks and gas guzzlers hahahahha but it was still funny , he is so hilarious every one I can't stop cracking
Well , most tesla people are really cool people open to talking , lots are video gamers , some are just car lovers that love to drive fast, some are dorks , some are environmentalists , I thought it was funny and great Jokes for the common narrative But not accurate
The freckled Irish beast woman part? Yes but that's a good thing. We don't really have the specifically Irish part but we do have a lot of fat women in the south and for Mardi Gras and SEC Football games, they get to gussy themselves up in combat grade makeup and wigs and shiny clothes and act like they're still young and pretty and blow their steam off. From a distance you might think they look good and then you get closer and you're like "o it's a fat old lady partying with her friends and she tricked me into staring at her for a while" whatever good for her it's harmless, just if they try and dance with you or play beer pong with you, don't do it, definitely don't smoke a cigarette with them
7:20 damn decided to look up Heather Locklear and the first thing that came up, VERY RECENT, was “Heather Locklear Appears Distressed, Bizarrely Walks On Ledge Of Office Building” 😭😭😭 she’s not okay 😔
Seems like she is getting old. It's usually rough for people who were super attractive and that made their life great and wealthy when younger, and then everything deteriorates with time and people move on
Because you heard Anthony jezelnik say the exact same thing in his “beef” or whatever dispute they had. And that this intensity is character and he turns it on like rush Limbaugh
@@hoop-djonez8669 lol lol. Don't know who Anthony jezelnik was. But I won't be surprised if Tim Dillon does sound like Rush Limbaugh at times, cuz I think his mom is conservative or something and he used to listen to Rush Limbaugh when he was little like many kids
This idea of a livable wage is kinda garbage. You should be paid the market value of your work. It’s your job to find something that can pay you what you need to live, or live within those means.
If you’re not in communication with trey Parker and matt stone for a live action South Park movie cast as middle aged Cartman, you should be. The level depravity that a film like this could muster would break the internet.
I had a PE teacher who was related to Matt Stone..think maybe his 1st or 2nd cousin
@@allenmcdonald1878 Congrats Allen, you are a special human being.
10:05 Nailed it
Before or after he fulfills his obligation as Alex Jones in a Lifetime mini series?
@@sitinthebit2089 I don’t think he was trying to flex I think he was just stating something cool. Most pe teachers aren’t related to the creators of South Park I hate to break it to you. Or it’s a lie idk.
I love how Timmy is still upset his parents survived 9/11
did you see tim dillon talking about the vaccine commercials? th-cam.com/video/6RqbiPfRz4g/w-d-xo.html it’s funny af
Lmfao
HaHaHaHa
He'd strap his parents into united 93 for a deal with spotify tomorrow!
Never forget 11
Tim’s heart breaking story about his parents surviving 9/11 nearly brought me to tears. Take it easy Tim
He's the Anti-Pete Davidson.
My parents survived 9/11 too. There isn't a day that I don't think about them! It's as if they were still here with me.
“I had to walk through blood and bone on the streets of NY to find my brother…..he was in Northern Canada” - Norm MacDonald
@@robertacheson5976 god Norm was funny
@@boojooo2340 oh wow you are so clever. You must be from smart joke land. Where the joke makers grow on joke trees.
“ the Instagram influencers don’t eat. they take a photo of an avocado once a month and that’s enough protein” this is gold 😭😭
Bro he's actually too hilarious
I died
He is a sad man.
@@BOOGIECali 😂😂
haha why i ouaght....
"They're not influencing people to go back to school." - I swear one day I will crash my car to this show.
did you see tim dillon talking about the vaccine commercials? th-cam.com/video/6RqbiPfRz4g/w-d-xo.html it’s funny af
They’re influencing me to do meth, actively.
@@clay7869 bot
I’ve almost done it twice!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The best part of Tim’s show is Ben hanging his head in laughter constantly
It's essentially a laugh track, because objectively there is nothing funny about Tim. It just sounds like a millennial Rush Limbaugh rant.
seems like the slightest of things amuse him.
@@Oceanhills-Detailing why are you watching then? Tim is fucking hilarious
@@Oceanhills-Detailing apparently you don’t have an IQ level high enough to appreciate the comedic genius of Tim Dillon
Tim could possibly actually not be funny, its true. I'm not saying he's not funny. But its a very shrewd and nuanced and genius thing to have ben there laughing. This is a microscopic idea, that really adds to the show. Because humans Naturally laugh when others laugh.
Is there something wrong with me that I find Tim Dillon relaxing.
SAME. So relaxing and soothing
If I'm listening to a bit I've already heard before I fall asleep to him lmao. Instead of relaxing ocean sounds I fall asleep to a fat, gay, yet borderline schizophrenic man yelling about how his Aunt faked a suicide and wishing his parents died in 9/11.
Nothing wrong at all
Nope 😂
he is my ASMR
Doesn’t matter what a nice, kind, considerate person you are, somewhere in the back of your mind are the thoughts of Tim Dillon, you’re just too afraid to voice them.
Yup. we are allllll assholes every now and then.
I do voice them and it never goes well.
I wish I was as brilliant as Tim Dillon… 🥺 too bad for me, but I love being a super fan!
yes
Oh, I’m not afraid ☺️
Come for Tim’s words stay for Ben’s reactions.
Tims reactions are just our reactions, but beside tim in real time.
@@CoachCalledRizz huh
Bens laugh makes it
I found his muted reactions annoying
I've never laughed harder from listening to someone just talk shit. This man transcends comedy!
Wait til you here fake business
@@theateroftheabsurd2168 One of my favorites! "They're conducting real business, I'm conducting fake business.. And never the two shall meet." 😂
did you see tim dillon talking about the vaccine commercials? th-cam.com/video/6RqbiPfRz4g/w-d-xo.html it’s funny af
@@clay7869 Haha yep, saw that one. Both hilarious and absurd.
@@poisonvitriol "and see?... now we have... the makings of... fake business!"
I discovered Tim Dillon on JRE maybe a year ago. Since then I binged Tim Dillon Show at work. I work construction. These podcasts are a life saver.
I listened to maybe 150 episodes at work.
He is the most effortlessly and naturally funny comedian I heard.
I'm in the same situation, what was your favorite episode/rant? I think mine was when he was talking about how the Arby's CEO probably started out as a cashier or maybe when he was telling us how to fit in at school and who to be 🤣
@@richarddowswell264 - Yes, these are some great ones. My favorite would probably have to be the one where he talks about opening an AirBnB for pig white women. I think I heard it 3 times. But there is so many good ones.
Ah yeah, the aunt Kathleen rant wins for me. But I enjoy everything he does. Some of the ad reads have been outrageously hilarious
@@jeremiaha5167 Same with me. I think he is the funniest comedian right now, which is saying a lot. I loved his rant on ''party mom'' but man he has a bunch..
Same, played it for my coworker in the truck now hes binging it too
Ever heard of Theo Von lol
“Fat, Freckled Irish beast women” Tim Dillon at his finest laddies and gentlemen. Luv this man to death.
Tim Dillon as the GTA talk radio is the best idea nobody talks about.
A ton of people have mentioned it in tweets, comments etc. almost every TiM Dillon show comment section contains the idea
Literally see this on every video. Not to mention you can just turn off the gta radio and play his episodes on a playlist in the background
This man is a national treasure - side note, Whitney Cummings is absolutely out of her mind
One thing thats for sure he wouldn't want to go to those Whitney Cummings shows full of influencers and people who agree with her.
She’s a post wall female frantically trying to stay relevant. Once a woman loses her sex appeal and is alone their behavior becomes more and more bizarre as time goes on and the bitterness sets in. Bring on the wine and cats, she’s not funny we all know it.
She’s got a great life, but Hollywood women seem to fixate on what they don’t have over what they do.
Add Sarah Silverman to that list
And not even remotely funny…..
His analysis of Kesha’s SUNY presence was too accurate. It was like watching a boozed up Seaworld, and we all stood by and let it happen.
Does this peach seem rip to you?
"I'm making memories!"
There's a hilarious video where Kesha tries to hug Jerry Seinfeld but he refuses to because he doesn't know her either. Poor girl just doesn't get it...
Classic vid
The only funny thing Seinfeld ever did without Larry David.
@@rustyshackleford4761 SiEnFeLd iSnT fUnNy
@@Sirwastealot where’s the lie
@@rustyshackleford4761 The part where you said the most successful comedian of all time... is not funny
I wish Patrice O'Neal was still alive today. Him and Tim Dillon would be so fucking funny, talking to each other.
👏🏽
You'd have to set up the camera pretty far away
@@frarfarflmfaooo
@@frarfarf throw in anthony cumia too lmfao
“Do you think this is ripe?”
Dead
Dude i fucking loled so hard at that 1 😂😂
"tick tock...that's your heart ladies!" 😂😂
I love that Kesha and Miranda Cosgrove are "instagram hos" to Tim lmao
I still laugh out loud from all these older episodes! 🤣
Tim Dillon the honorary straight man.
Straight? 😆
just say vers/bottom
@@CzolgoszWorkinMan what😂
@@CzolgoszWorkinMan definitely bottom for sure
The replierati of this comment thread need to start reading books or sumthin if they don't know what "honorary" means
Tim takes us through the 5 stages of grief describing influencers. 🤣🤣🤣
I didn't grow up with cable either. As a kid I was stuck watching One Life to Live, Maury, Cops, and King of the Hill 😂
Those were the mean kids. Cable made me and all my fellow private school kids very sweet and gentle. We just put it on Disney channel and just left it there. Never got exposed to bad words or bad behavior
“Do you think this is ripe?” 😭😭😭😭 hahahah I can’t 😭 the melrose place reference was accurate and hilarious!
"KESHAAA??? What's THHHAAATTT?!?" What's a KESHHAAAA?!?!?"
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Am I the only one why likes falling asleep to these videos, but then gets annoyed by the loud music at the end?
I think so. The music at the end makes most of us fall into an instant deep sleep.
I'll lower the volume in future uploads, will take a couple days tho so stay tuned
@@podhub5274 look at that level of service! Keep up the awesome work!
@@podhub5274 you're the best
did you see tim dillon talking about the vaccine commercials? th-cam.com/video/6RqbiPfRz4g/w-d-xo.html it’s funny af
I just love imagining Tim Dillon as some big time lawyer in a movie and he is in court and ends his speech/argument with “YES OR YES?!” (or in this case “THAT IS WHAT YOU’VE INSPIRED KESHA, YES OR YES?” *pounds fist on table*)
Still one of his best rants.
“Tik tok!!!” Arms flailing. 😂😂😂
ive been listening to tim dillion all day and now its the evening and i reflecting on the things he says, i realized its so hard to be normal anymore. you cannot assume anyone is normal anymore because everyone is trying to hard or not trying at all. normal is not ordinary anymore.
The 2nd best part about this show, is watching Tim’s Assistant crack up, & try to hold his composure at the same time !
I died at
"WHERE IS CANDACE OWENS?!"
😂😂💀
“Been slighted because both my parents survived 9/11” 😂.
This guy has limitless comedy
did you see tim dillon talking about the vaccine commercials? th-cam.com/video/6RqbiPfRz4g/w-d-xo.html it’s funny af
No. It stops
Timothy is a true national treasure.
One of his best rants
I could listen to Tim all day long bro it’s crazy
"Banging a peach on a table asking if it is ripe" hahahaa
Tim never misses
Well he did have that strange rant hating on teslas and loving on trucks and gas guzzlers hahahahha but it was still funny , he is so hilarious every one I can't stop cracking
@@RoschetzkyPhotography he was right.
Well , most tesla people are really cool people open to talking , lots are video gamers , some are just car lovers that love to drive fast, some are dorks , some are environmentalists ,
I thought it was funny and great Jokes for the common narrative
But not accurate
@@dumbguy6843 and no body likes a douche in a huge truck , unless it's Electric
@@RoschetzkyPhotography Tesla owners are just people who used to buy Mercedes and act smug everywhere else in the world
Love the way he says "teats" as if they are livestock 😂
"freckled Irish beast women" 😂💀
This is an epic rant that applies to almost ALL modern women today. Tim you nailed it. You are a treasure.
You've never met a woman, let's be real.
@@kp361 You don't have a sense of humor either
The freckled Irish beast woman part? Yes but that's a good thing. We don't really have the specifically Irish part but we do have a lot of fat women in the south and for Mardi Gras and SEC Football games, they get to gussy themselves up in combat grade makeup and wigs and shiny clothes and act like they're still young and pretty and blow their steam off. From a distance you might think they look good and then you get closer and you're like "o it's a fat old lady partying with her friends and she tricked me into staring at her for a while" whatever good for her it's harmless, just if they try and dance with you or play beer pong with you, don't do it, definitely don't smoke a cigarette with them
Hammering every topic beautifully! I’m for sure buying a ticket to see this in person ASAP!
Keep goin Tim....don’t let off the gas!!!
Ben takes it to a another level ! 🤣
Rewatched NYPD Blue recently, holds up great. Best cop drama ever.
"yes or yes" is like the best pushy salesman saying haha
Oh man I laughed so hard I have the hiccups. Thank you Tim, nobody else has this power
Wheres the adults?! Wheres Candace Owens 🤣🤣
Headline: Comedian Tim Dillon breaks major league home run record in 13 minutes
“I was eating a
Peach!! On the counter.”
I don’t know why that shit got me extra weak. Tim the mfn GOAT right now geeezus. 💀😂💀🙌🏾
Funniest man alive. Tim Dillon is great too.
As a graduate of suny albany I can confirm this is so on point lmaooo
"Raspberry dust" had me rolling😂
Another classic rant, Mr. Dillon
"You are probably parked on an off-ramp somewhere, but I hope you're good"
We went from a 10 minute Kesha rant to Candace Owens to icarly then to another Kesha rant and now I feel like I have whip lash
I've been chain smoking Marlboro reds since this dropped.
I like a mental ultra light. Silver and greens. It’s like smoking an Altoid.
Tim Dillion is a gay Cartman.
😄 yes!
You mean Cartman isn't gay?!
Freckled Irish Beastwomen is my favorite band
It’s so hard to listen to these at work sometimes without laughing
Bucks County, Outside of Philly loves you big boy! Keep on keepin on sir
Tim literally speaks for a generation 🙌🏽 my dude!! Not watching stupid children’s programming gave us real personalities
did you see tim dillon talking about the vaccine commercials? th-cam.com/video/6RqbiPfRz4g/w-d-xo.html it’s funny af
100000%, what year were you born? I was born during the start of some of this cracked out kids TV and noticed the retardation early
@@askaelkenRobocop anyone?
I think some of you are egotistical beyond help.
I’ve literally never laughed harder at a 10 minute Tim chunk
Really appreciate the SUNY New Paltz callout
Hands down, Tim is the funniest.
Hey, I’m from a working class family outside of Philly
Lmao Tag All These Hot Air Balloons!!!! Man Tim Cracks Me Up Bro 🤣😂🤣
>Didn't have cable
>William F Buckley
What did you grow up during silent movies 🤣
Ben is truly missed these days……the formula was him laughing at Tim’s rants.
Tim is the GOAT
This aged so well🍷
I haven’t laughed this hard in awhile…
I nominate Tim Dillon to host next year's Oscars
7:20 damn decided to look up Heather Locklear and the first thing that came up, VERY RECENT, was “Heather Locklear Appears Distressed, Bizarrely Walks On Ledge Of Office Building” 😭😭😭 she’s not okay 😔
Seems like she is getting old. It's usually rough for people who were super attractive and that made their life great and wealthy when younger, and then everything deteriorates with time and people move on
The ripe plum got me WEAKKKK 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Years later and I’m still not over the attack on SUNY
The formula of having someone lose it live to the jokes is so good
pure genius!
Listen to me: imagine playing the new gta 6 and you get in a car and Tim Dillon is ranting on the radio. Wow.
I love how New Ben tries to reconstitute himself after Tims jokes, only to break down laughing again in 5 seconds
Tom has the best monologues on the internet. Such an entertaining funny dude😂😂😂
"Raspberry dust and cactus p*ssy butter Popsicles"-Tim Dillons latest flavored ice cream for Instagram influencers.
As a dude from outside philly i approve of this. Hell yea dude.
If trump and Alex Jones had a kid.
Nobody rants like Tim
Black backdrop TDS is my favorite era
Deleting FB remains a great decision! 4 months in, and I've stopped fiending (I think)
they take a picture with an avocado once a month hahahahahahaha
Why do I feel Tim Dillon is sounding more and more like Rush Limbaugh?
Because you heard Anthony jezelnik say the exact same thing in his “beef” or whatever dispute they had. And that this intensity is character and he turns it on like rush Limbaugh
@@hoop-djonez8669 lol lol. Don't know who Anthony jezelnik was. But I won't be surprised if Tim Dillon does sound like Rush Limbaugh at times, cuz I think his mom is conservative or something and he used to listen to Rush Limbaugh when he was little like many kids
@@hoop-djonez8669 I don't have anything against Tim Dillion, but he does sound almost exactly like Rush Limbaugh.
Because you vote Democrat?
I listen to Tim Dillion every day, f the fake news and fake politics
You missed Ren & Stimpy. Best show on Nickelodeon. Possibly best cartoon ever.
Oh damn. That’s a good call. That show probably still holds up today.
Cat-dog?
Rockos Modern Life was a big one
Friday nights at SUNY New Paltz!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shoutout to Ben for barely holding it together during this rant.
You are my spirit animal 😂
“What’s a Kesha?” LOL!
You never seen influencers standing in front of a bookshelf for a reason.
Tim Dillon really is a gem. I absolutely watched every single nickolodean show he namedvlol.
This idea of a livable wage is kinda garbage. You should be paid the market value of your work. It’s your job to find something that can pay you what you need to live, or live within those means.
Angry beavers was the shit