Koala STDs | Bonus Jokes Removed from Netflix

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  • @jameswilson2268
    @jameswilson2268 ปีที่แล้ว +2400

    As an Aussie we are very appreciative of anyone that makes the effort to tour here because it is a fucken long way from most places so we do appreciate it 😂

    • @patton303
      @patton303 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Tom Segura and also the Foo Fighters. Two of our greatest exports to Australia.

    • @RoxorTehCoxor
      @RoxorTehCoxor ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Go magpies(?)!

    • @jameswilson2268
      @jameswilson2268 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@RoxorTehCoxor nah swans 😉

    • @RoxorTehCoxor
      @RoxorTehCoxor ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jameswilson2268 I've been watching super Saturday. Super fan, mate

    • @garrymcdonald5456
      @garrymcdonald5456 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      New Zealander enters the chat, we often have to go to Australia if we want to see a concert or worse Auckland.

  • @MinecraftMasterNo1
    @MinecraftMasterNo1 ปีที่แล้ว +2346

    Who knew Australia treated Japanese comedians this well?

  • @vegadeth
    @vegadeth ปีที่แล้ว +908

    My sister was driving through backcountry in Australia when she came across two koalas fighting in the road. She stopped and waited. The slow fight began getting slower to the point where they were just holding each other. It looked like they were just cuddling. Apparently they tire easily. She drove around them while laughing her ass off

    • @nlocnil3602
      @nlocnil3602 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I can literally see this story in my mind 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kalebnelson4569
      @kalebnelson4569 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I read this with an Australian accent in my head from the point that I saw “when she came across two…” with 0 delay in my head it it was slightly unsettling that it wasn’t intentional.

    • @Live-Life-Freely
      @Live-Life-Freely ปีที่แล้ว

      Did she catch chlamydia?

    • @onewillow8511
      @onewillow8511 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ROFL for real 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Kshandamion
      @Kshandamion ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Koalas get *very* little nutrition from eating eucalyptus. It's basically the same (lack of) energy as pandas living off bamboo when they have a carnivore-oriented digestive system.

  • @paulrigbye1752
    @paulrigbye1752 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    As an Australian, I probably take more offence to the "Bloomin Onion" than people's misinformation about fornicating with marsupials. 😂

    • @mickk3943
      @mickk3943 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      yes!!! To all Americans, if you can get it at Outback steakhouse it's probably not actually a thing here 🤣

    • @silasrobertshaw8122
      @silasrobertshaw8122 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I just want a Bloomin Onion while grilling some shrimp on the barbie and drinking a Fosters.

    • @radamus210
      @radamus210 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Onion grower from Georgia - "What do we do with all these onions?" .... marketing sales guy goes "I got it!" .... Aussie fam visiting America "Hey! Outback! We have to go there! ....look at the menu and go "what the fuck?" .... Yah, we know, we know, we called bullshit before you ever heard of an Outback steakhouse.~

    • @lb8141
      @lb8141 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @zeroa69
      @zeroa69 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thats why he made the joke

  • @RR-dq1bi
    @RR-dq1bi ปีที่แล้ว +2650

    Heard koalas almost went extinct back in 92’ due to a certain blood thirsty country music star

    • @AquarianT3
      @AquarianT3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Pray do tell

    • @knowledgeuntamed9177
      @knowledgeuntamed9177 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      Garth Brooks is a monster

    • @godawgs-33-18
      @godawgs-33-18 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      The dates line up we know g did it

    • @davidkunkle3262
      @davidkunkle3262 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's also a serial plane shitter. Who is going to stop this menace.

    • @KorysYoutube
      @KorysYoutube ปีที่แล้ว +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @donmongoose
    @donmongoose ปีที่แล้ว +362

    The fact I saw the punchline for the Koala bit coming a mile off, but his delivery is so perfect I still laughed. This man could make a weather report hilarious.

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Check DJ Dad's Ducttape weather reports on the local news in cities across the US.. well worth the time

    • @jfsimmonsiii
      @jfsimmonsiii ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You saw the kangaroo line coming a mile off? You’re like a comedic savant.

    • @jakubgadzala7474
      @jakubgadzala7474 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tim became a master of "100 miles away easy to see punchlines, but you have not seen that angle yet" in this special. Unlike his buddy Bertha, where you know the premise right away, but you had no fakin idea on the spin, cause that's only in Bertha's head. 2 Slots 1 Behaves 🐨

    • @Churro_Flaminguez
      @Churro_Flaminguez ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He can elevate even mediocre material with delivery alone. This was not mediocre btw

    • @StrongFlatWhite
      @StrongFlatWhite ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd love to see him report on the federal budget

  • @tbeninjatiger
    @tbeninjatiger ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Your Aussie show in Adelaide was 100x better than what we got with the Netflix special IMO. Incredible, so glad I got out of hospital in time and got across the country to see you, it really was a beacon of joy in a very very dark time for me.
    Cheers

    • @PressuredSpeechBand
      @PressuredSpeechBand ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hope you are recovering well!

    • @gixx3r
      @gixx3r ปีที่แล้ว +2

      was it a completely different set of jokes??

    • @tbeninjatiger
      @tbeninjatiger ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@gixx3r The first 10 minute or so were all Australian jokes. There were definitely a few other jokes but most importantly was the way the show was structured. The Netflix special feels like a highlight.

    • @JTByrd386
      @JTByrd386 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tbeninjatiger That right there is how you can tell the greats. Opening with fresh, local material.

    • @v8tigerAU
      @v8tigerAU ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was at the Sydney show…yeah obviously when the set is tailored towards your audience, it’s better than the one they put out for everyone. His joke about our indigenous didn’t make it into the special 😔

  • @fletcherk1551
    @fletcherk1551 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Very proud Aussie here, the love you gave us in the start always makes me feel so good to live here! Didn't see you but next time you decide to haul 🪃 20 hours over here, I'll see you in Perth 🇦🇺

  • @spielundzeug
    @spielundzeug ปีที่แล้ว +346

    I‘m glad we got this sorted and now I’m looking forward to visiting Australia

    • @Rosskles
      @Rosskles ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You can have a cuddle after 🤣

    • @pusbys9730
      @pusbys9730 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don’t come.

    • @cornelius69
      @cornelius69 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pusbys9730 you shouldn't worry so much, im sure he'll do the responsible thing and wear a condom while he takes that koala to pound town

    • @v8tigerAU
      @v8tigerAU ปีที่แล้ว

      The koalas have had a rough time after a good chunk of them burned to death in the 2019 fires…they’ll appreciate the love

    • @veramae4098
      @veramae4098 ปีที่แล้ว

      The bugs alone have crossed it off my "to do" list ...

  • @ashuggtube
    @ashuggtube ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Thank you Tom for spreading the truth about our great country

    • @stephen29
      @stephen29 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jim Jefferies did a bit on koalas also. Is he loved in Australia? He is pretty popular in the USA

    • @ashuggtube
      @ashuggtube ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stephen29 I'm sure he is loved too, I don't know his stuff

  • @doloran-
    @doloran- ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Thumbs up cause he kept his promise and spread the word.

  • @JamieTotal
    @JamieTotal ปีที่แล้ว +43

    lol... Love it. As an Aussie, I've never heard the koala joke. Either I don't hang out with enough comedians, or not enough koalas.

    • @arribaficationwineho32
      @arribaficationwineho32 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I never heard it either

    • @skipchylark1878
      @skipchylark1878 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We could all use more koala friends

    • @JamieTotal
      @JamieTotal ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@skipchylark1878 lol... Too bloody right, mate. =)

  • @Sillybros2
    @Sillybros2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Need to come out with an extended cut to the special with all the bits that were cut. This one is hilarious! 😂

  • @stephenpietroboni8237
    @stephenpietroboni8237 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the aggressive "And it was!" 🤣

  • @Max-zg2ci
    @Max-zg2ci ปีที่แล้ว +47

    It’s not the Koala Clap that gets you, it’s the Koala scratching the hell out of you while you try to mount it that does

    • @bizona.3387
      @bizona.3387 ปีที่แล้ว

      Had a friend who never heard of him watch it and he laughed his ass off. If you're a fan you enjoy it in a different level, that's art!

    • @Spudz76
      @Spudz76 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The eucalyptus oil soothes all that away.

    • @thestraydog
      @thestraydog ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jokes on you, I'm into that!

  • @DevinMcSalty
    @DevinMcSalty ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That lady finna see this and be super happy for about 3 seconds lmaooo

  • @nathanchristensen716
    @nathanchristensen716 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Asking Tom Segura for a favor is like a taking a wish from the monkeys paw 😂

  • @hook357
    @hook357 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The stuff they took out of the special I've heard so far are o much better than they left in. The ones that were edited out is more like the tom Segura I'm used to. Could we get a re release with all the stuff they took out?

  • @tonymarselle8812
    @tonymarselle8812 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Garth segura is killing it .
    From coast to coast.

  • @etpc2023
    @etpc2023 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As an Australian I just screamed laughing, even though I knew the punch line it’s fucking hilarious

  • @ScooterDoge
    @ScooterDoge ปีที่แล้ว +274

    As a Koala bear, I can confirm this is a message we’ve been trying to spread for a long time. We love spreading things…like the clap.

    • @Dr_KAP
      @Dr_KAP ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Koala bear ? 🤔

    • @Im-Not-a-Dog
      @Im-Not-a-Dog ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@Dr_KAP80% of wild Koalas have it.

    • @Dr_KAP
      @Dr_KAP ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Im-Not-a-Dog my comment referred to the use of the word “bear” 😂 a koala isn’t a bear it’s called a koala not a koala bear 😉

    • @marcobaek1378
      @marcobaek1378 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      some Sheila:.......OI Did I fack a Koala lahst naht??

    • @Dr_KAP
      @Dr_KAP ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also what many don’t realise is that the most common strain of chlamydia in koalas is chlamydia pecorum which is NOT transmissible to humans. The less common strain chlamydia pneumonie is transmissible.

  • @Jayonthehill
    @Jayonthehill ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'm loving these extra bits

  • @justforepic
    @justforepic ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You look fresh af in your new special, tom. Dope jacket and shoes to match. Keep up the good work tommy bunz!

  • @_NoBuddyCares
    @_NoBuddyCares ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I would have stopped and asked her…. “How do you know?” 😅

  • @joshberry8262
    @joshberry8262 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love this Joke as an Aussie, I expected it but still golden from Segura 🔥❤️

  • @BB019thS
    @BB019thS ปีที่แล้ว

    “That’s a blooming onion mate” had me fucking crying 😂

  • @fabiomazza1389
    @fabiomazza1389 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Why the hell would they take this joke out? It's hilarious 😂

    • @bl0p3z01
      @bl0p3z01 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I think they purposely left jokes out to release on TH-cam to create traffic and fresh views and maybe also point people to the special if they haven't seen it. Pretty smart move.

    • @bengough6772
      @bengough6772 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@bl0p3z01 100% I reckon there will be about 15_30 mins released go drum up views, for the special. I love Tom Segura, by far and away my favourite comedian (and im a brit so you know we clash with our US cousins)
      Glad to see more of this

    • @bobzyurunkel
      @bobzyurunkel ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because there is no punchline?

    • @24magiccarrot
      @24magiccarrot ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bobzyurunkel The punchline is "you can fuck all the Koalas you want"
      I'm worried that you don't realize that's a joke and not an actual recommendation.

    • @alexbrown4426
      @alexbrown4426 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@bobzyurunkel the punchline is you can go fuck koala bears. Tf are you talking about. Getting my passport now.

  • @swagg3rmuffin
    @swagg3rmuffin ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Remember hearing this one back in Topeka Kansas! 😂

  • @SqueezeBurger
    @SqueezeBurger ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I've laughed more during this bit, than I did during the whole of sledgehammer. Whose dumb idea was it to cut this?! This is golden.

    • @artifundio1
      @artifundio1 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agree, I like this bits better than the netflix edit. Idk, there is something not organic in that edit.

    • @TheDkbohde
      @TheDkbohde ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think the idea was to save the best for TH-cam to drive up engagement and draw on TH-cam. Probably didn’t want to go full Shultz or Gillis and post the whole thing on TH-cam. Basically getting some of that Netflix cake and TH-cam algorithm gold

    • @billsmith394
      @billsmith394 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheDkbohde this is the only thing that makes sense

  • @capt_bry
    @capt_bry ปีที่แล้ว +4

    yay! BONUS JOKES. KEEP em coming. like tom

  • @Khalid.F95
    @Khalid.F95 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I've never got exhausted from laughing at a comedy special before

    • @argusbargus4301
      @argusbargus4301 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This one sure hurts the cheek muscles.

  • @Iedhunter410
    @Iedhunter410 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm not sick of the koala joke! You can tell the shit out of that anytime, mister Segura

  • @fishsticks5175
    @fishsticks5175 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stoked u post this stuff.nice to know what we're missing from Netflix

  • @patton303
    @patton303 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:55: I see a cowboy hat in the background. Be careful Tom!

    • @13christbane
      @13christbane ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I tell you what

    • @manpudding911
      @manpudding911 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      San Francisco sure is a pretty city!

  • @kawaw800
    @kawaw800 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was four minutes of my life I will never get back.

  • @CynicalReactions
    @CynicalReactions ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I learn so much from this man

  • @getinthespace7715
    @getinthespace7715 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    🤣😂
    Netflix sucks.
    Glad you were able to cash in though.
    This bit was hilarious.

  • @peterh3889
    @peterh3889 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Great PSA Tom.. great bit all round.. the kangaroo punchline great finish.. ❤ from 🇦🇺

  • @DonBlackBird71
    @DonBlackBird71 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why was this removed from the Netflix special!!!!! I saw Tom live in Sydney and everyone was HOWLING at this bit

  • @seal869
    @seal869 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’ve been to Australia many times and can confirm all of this

  • @k8la65t2qvpbl
    @k8la65t2qvpbl ปีที่แล้ว

    It landed well in Dublin, thanks for coming.

  • @davidhayes6567
    @davidhayes6567 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was really expecting some wordplay, but I guess this didn't koalafy.

  • @paulrummery6905
    @paulrummery6905 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The classic koala joke is "why don't you invite a koala around for a romantic dinner? Because he only eats, roots, shoots and leaves"

    • @lewisgann280
      @lewisgann280 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s a pretty good joke to be fair.

  • @mblulz
    @mblulz ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Leave it to Tom to fill the world in on the things we really need to know

  • @em0_tion
    @em0_tion ปีที่แล้ว

    The ultimate "What I said VS What she heard". 🤣😂

  • @gmax876
    @gmax876 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm pretty sure I love this guy more than I should 😂

  • @minbari73
    @minbari73 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As an australian for nearly 60 years I have never heard the 'don't fuck a koala' joke. The 'drop bear' one? Oh yes.

    • @muszr00m
      @muszr00m ปีที่แล้ว

      Same, lived here most of my life and never heard of it. I think it's just this lady because she works with koalas and takes offence on behalf of the koalas... Drop bears are real!

    • @minbari73
      @minbari73 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@muszr00m I didn't mean to say that they're not real, in fact they're bane of every bush dwelling human. You have to make a treeless path to your outdoor dunny simply to survive your poo time.

  • @NickRich1022
    @NickRich1022 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Liked the special. Was a little geared towards his existing audience, but it still holds legs as a standalone experience.

    • @nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555
      @nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was his worst special ever.
      Fuck were you watching?

    • @olafhelmersen
      @olafhelmersen ปีที่แล้ว

      Of course it fucking is.

    • @MikeVideos327
      @MikeVideos327 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      As a career long tom fan, i think it was his weakest special

    • @stephaniecoomey2356
      @stephaniecoomey2356 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It was absolute dog shit, I honestly can’t believe that set was for a special. I laughed maybe once.

    • @NGJ05
      @NGJ05 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Definitely a special for the ones who wear em high and tight. by far tim’s weakest special but hey he’s been fighting for this goddamn country overseas in fallujah, making sacrifices none of us would be able to do. Show some damn respect to the troops.

  • @haydenlamont3966
    @haydenlamont3966 ปีที่แล้ว

    Saw you in Sydney mate! Loved the show, can’t wait for the next tour!

  • @SparkIeMotion
    @SparkIeMotion ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Love seeing Tom own the room!!

    • @kevinford0001
      @kevinford0001 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hopefully the room treats him better than the court. He's a natural.

  • @FuneralProcession
    @FuneralProcession ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Australia: We are sick of this joke, but not of the Koalas 😂

  • @derekhell666
    @derekhell666 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    all these bonus jokes are better than the ones in the show

    • @freedustin
      @freedustin ปีที่แล้ว

      pretty typical of Netflix, acquire what the people want, don't let them have it.
      weird business plan. should have DIAF long ago. if the gas station treated me like netflix treats its customers I'd be all electric already.

  • @chrislim7976
    @chrislim7976 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Koalas are actually stoned a lot of the time because of something in the eucalyptus leaves they keep eating. 😂

  • @Airblasto
    @Airblasto ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Man I love Tom Segura. Lol

  • @valkyrie9212
    @valkyrie9212 ปีที่แล้ว

    During the Australian wildfires I seen a koala running away from the flames.
    I said, “I never knew how lit koalas are.”

  • @lakersuarez
    @lakersuarez ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The fact almost all if not all the people were excited that they could fuck all the koalas they want without catching that sickness is the real hilarious moment.

  • @Milliardo66
    @Milliardo66 ปีที่แล้ว

    „This is for standup? Are you sure about this?“ 😂😂😂

  • @fadew55
    @fadew55 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    It was definitely his weakest special, but that ending 2 bits, from joey Diaz to his mom was gold. The last bit with his mom I just instantly watched 5 times and died laughing every time

    • @keithmorgan742
      @keithmorgan742 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I agree completely. I was kinda disappointed, but only because I freaking LOVE Tom Segura's stand up. This one just wasn't up to his very high standard.

    • @zeroa69
      @zeroa69 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its starting to sound like netflix curved a good deal of the set compared to what he was saying on tour. Im not talking about these clips he cut for promos but overall his tour was a lot darker if you will.

    • @hakke3218
      @hakke3218 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahaha what the fuck. Hard disagree. Best one.

    • @nicholasgilvin6396
      @nicholasgilvin6396 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hakke321890% of these jokes were told several different times from his many podcasts. The joke about when Joey Diaz gave him that gummy happened 1-2 years ago for example. His first stand up is by far his best one imo bc he wasn’t filthy rich back then. He’s getting hard to relate to most of his fans now. YMH sub reddit talks about it almost daily. He’s still one of my favorite comedians.

    • @tonymarselle8812
      @tonymarselle8812 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hakke3218 worst one by far.

  • @jamiestewart7327
    @jamiestewart7327 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You are one of us now Tom 👍🏽🇦🇺 You'll be treated as royalty down under every visit mate👊🏽

  • @Kento_nanami_the_2nd
    @Kento_nanami_the_2nd ปีที่แล้ว

    Segura actually looks like a Koala in this video.
    A Koala with the human strain of chlamydia

  • @homenick93
    @homenick93 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The removed jokes are better than the special wtf is Netflix on 😂

  • @POPLSEV7
    @POPLSEV7 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂the sloppy Joe part got me💀🤣💀🤣

  • @julietphillips1991
    @julietphillips1991 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wow! You live and you learn, even by listening to a standup comedian!

  • @Phishkisses
    @Phishkisses ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a koala, I can confirm you won't get the big C. Come on down and see us, we're waitin' for ya mate!

  • @smotch7533
    @smotch7533 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I see why Netflix cut this.

  • @MichaelWinsor-wk7fy
    @MichaelWinsor-wk7fy ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you, Tom, for making me laugh. Cheers!

  • @furikuri630
    @furikuri630 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I didnt realize how much of a comedy genius you were, Tom. Count me a fan. Well played, very well played. 😂

  • @DravenMercer
    @DravenMercer ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In Florida US, we have monkeys up in the forest that carry Herpes lmao

  • @dustinfrank1055
    @dustinfrank1055 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    😂 this bit should have never been removed

  • @jonahswinton8102
    @jonahswinton8102 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can’t believe this was cut 😂

  • @roseberry24
    @roseberry24 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Makes you really wonder how he can even stand Bert.

    • @frozenninja4030
      @frozenninja4030 ปีที่แล้ว

      It baffles me every time I turn on 2 Bears and listen to Brent ramble for 5 minutes straight. Then I just turn it off and wait for the next guest host.

  • @n.e.1600
    @n.e.1600 ปีที่แล้ว

    C** in their pouch?? Lmfao 🤣 dude Tom I f***in love you bro. Funny shiz !

  • @cloakster
    @cloakster ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Was holding it together pretty well until the kangaroo jokes at the end. 😂

  • @zmynor
    @zmynor ปีที่แล้ว +1

    dude!! youre such a great writer. this is a great joke.

  • @Kado_Tornado
    @Kado_Tornado ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This special was far from Tom’s best work

  • @thomassmyth65
    @thomassmyth65 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just imagine a kind little Australian lady saying you can't get Chlamydia from fuggin a koala, in her full on accent, that's just funny

  • @mindofthemagus
    @mindofthemagus ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hell Yea Tom!

  • @jeremyjoyner1198
    @jeremyjoyner1198 ปีที่แล้ว

    For a half second it felt like a genuine nice moment.
    And then he said "you can go to Australia,.." and i knew 😂😂

  • @FNSICK
    @FNSICK ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Why the hell was this removed?! So good.

    • @ebbderelict
      @ebbderelict ปีที่แล้ว

      Netflix doesn't want the truth to be known.

    • @hermestrismagistos3145
      @hermestrismagistos3145 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then the LBGTQFU+ perverts could add another letter.

  • @Somegoy
    @Somegoy ปีที่แล้ว +2

    First class ticket to Aussie-land booked! Thanks big dog

  • @JLE1177
    @JLE1177 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I just realized how funny Thomas is after watching some of his Netflix specials. Honestly it takes a lot for me to bust out laughing but when he talked about jerking his son off in the shower..💀

    • @Raumes513
      @Raumes513 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Of all my years of watching tom segura I’ve never heard him referred to as Thomas 🤣

    • @borris3768
      @borris3768 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who the hell calls him Thomas 😂

    • @Nonsense913
      @Nonsense913 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@borris3768a proper gentleman.

    • @mattltech
      @mattltech ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really? That's what got you going?

    • @JLE1177
      @JLE1177 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mattltech well if it was I wouldn’t be talking about it in public .
      Kinda feel like most ppl would have assumed my comment to be sarcasm or crude humor.
      But if you saw the special, and had a Good sense of humor you would understand.

  • @mynamea.n.s.s5472
    @mynamea.n.s.s5472 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please come back to Australia we all miss u thasnk for coming

  • @AnatolyRavioliGym
    @AnatolyRavioliGym ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The special was hilarious Tom, your closer had me in tears struggling to breathe.

    • @Japanda92
      @Japanda92 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It sucked ass, he got too comfortable and it felt like he was on autopilot.

    • @stephaniecoomey2356
      @stephaniecoomey2356 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Japanda92agreed, can’t see how anyone thought it was a good special, I’d rather watch gringo papi

  • @aqua-mina
    @aqua-mina ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That’s good to know! Thanks 🙏🏿

  • @gurshu12
    @gurshu12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Please, we beg you, post more cutting room floor bits.

  • @JasonReagan84
    @JasonReagan84 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Netflix cut the funniest moments from his special

  • @williamalexander8315
    @williamalexander8315 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Look'n good Timmy Jeans

  • @mrmacc1312
    @mrmacc1312 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Im gutted I missed you in New Zealand I love your comedy

  • @fretty317
    @fretty317 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Segura is so damn funny. Getting better with age

  • @peterryan6097
    @peterryan6097 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As an Aussie, this is a great yarn concerning Koalas

  • @Felixfire247
    @Felixfire247 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Idk if it’s just me or were some his best jokes removed from Netflix lol 😢😂

    • @joaquinbartsch4325
      @joaquinbartsch4325 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and his special still rocks!

    • @Bmsol531
      @Bmsol531 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Netflix loves to censor.

    • @venomousgas3300
      @venomousgas3300 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bmsol531 I'm legitimately surprised you were able to say the C word on here without being C'd.

    • @UmadBro88
      @UmadBro88 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tom chose which bits to remove for various reasons.

    • @Bmsol531
      @Bmsol531 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@UmadBro88 because he already knew NETFLIX wouldn't allow it, Why do you think Schulz had to do his special elsewhere? and not on netflix. Either you comply, or the Sanhedrin will black ball you.
      but i'm sure you're right, I'm sure a stand up comedian wanted to remove parts of his special because thats usually how it goes.

  • @jaymack396
    @jaymack396 ปีที่แล้ว

    Side note; Koalas on Kangaroo Island dont have the clap, its just mainland koalas that do.

  • @johnhaydu2627
    @johnhaydu2627 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tom is slowly making his way to the Mt Rushmore of stand up

    • @hermestrismagistos3145
      @hermestrismagistos3145 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hell yeah. Would love it if they could piss off some natives by covering a mountain with Him, Bill Burr, Tony Hinchcliffe and Doug Stanhopes faces.

  • @rain.0_0.
    @rain.0_0. ปีที่แล้ว

    That's a worrying round of applause there

  • @shampoofully7923
    @shampoofully7923 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    His removed jokes are better than 99% of comedians best jokes

  • @SloppyHorrorPodcast
    @SloppyHorrorPodcast ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cincinnati to Australia 🖤🖤🖤🖤 Proud of you Tommy!!!

    • @manpudding911
      @manpudding911 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he was born in cincy but does not claim he is from there fwiw. grew up in florida

  • @AwesomenessHippopotamus
    @AwesomenessHippopotamus ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Can't lie I didn't enjoy the special that much - but the bonus jokes are so insanely good I'm perplexed why they weren't included??

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    @j.frankparnell.radiation ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for the information. Good to know.

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      @petermartini9453 ปีที่แล้ว

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      @paypai8964 ปีที่แล้ว

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      @BryanAdams220 ปีที่แล้ว

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      @Johnhatler5 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @bobbythelostjuggalo3507
    @bobbythelostjuggalo3507 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Heard a rumor garth brooks is the reason the koalas have chlamydia