Tom Segura Answers the Internet's Weirdest Questions
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We've collected the Internet's dumbest questions over the last 7 years on our podcast KFC Radio and put Tom Segura to the test.
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“One quarter?! That’s your wildest wish?”
“Ok 6 quarters.”
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“Like, how many salads have I had?”
“How many?”
“Single digits man” 😂😂😂
I'm in this video and I don't like it lol
Homeless people are always the funniest 😂
Bryan Piedra that’s how mommy Tina likes it.
#4strokegang
He’s not homeless though, how bold of you to ASSUME.
True kind of...hes always going around from motel to motel every gig...so he rarely goes back home
We know he has a home because he told us that in his new home the sofa is closer to the bathroom than it was in his previous home, and the cataclysmic events that occured on the toilet led to his wife offering to drive him to the hospital. What a great bit.
"hey buddy"
"Who are you talking to"
Super underrated joke
🙄
I laughed so hard because its straight up off the cuff. "Who ya talking to?"
Knowing how his dad says "hey buddy" makes it even more hilarious
I’m on my patio and my cackle echoed through my apartments so bad that three of my neighbors came outside☠️
Damn!!!!
Really underrated
I dont get it someone explain please 😅
Tommy dressed like he breaks into houses and steals underwear as a pasttime
Well, I mean... he does. So.
He looks like he steals mens underwear though
Are you talking about A PANTY RAID
Lol
Yeah, that’s where he’s going after this
“How much money would it take for you to not know how to read”
However much Floyd Mayweather Jr. makes...
More than 100 mil. lol
Literally my exact thought
This was EXACTLY my first thought. “Mayweather seems to be doing just fine” 🤷🏽♂️
Cage Match: Tom Segura v Bert Kreischer with Joe Rogan as the referee
My money is on Bert.
And Callen as the ring card girl
Wonder what bert would have learned from being in the mafia lmao
Dude, bert doesnt have an ounce of aggression in his soul, but lots of mma fighters seem that way too, and i think berts a couple inches taller, but still tom, hatred will take you far
Fuck it. Bert's the Machine!!!!
Wow, Jermaine from Subway, here in the flesh!
Thurnis Haley 😂😂😂😂😂
Ooch
You guys have pulled some great guests to start this series! Kudos
Must’ve been a hell of a budget, but it WORKS.
except for the 2 ugly and unfunny idiots on the last video.. but i guess erika forcing them to bring on women for diversity and they didnt have a choice
Honestly it's like they read my search history when they chose their guests, makes me realize how basic I am lol
Fact. They need new questions tho
"Hey buddy!"
"Who are you talking to?"
😂😂😂
Sick Dave Attell cosplay Tom!
Try it out
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Deleted scenes from Insomnia
3.5 gallons of water? the undisputed water champ
So here I am glassin the interwebs and what do I find? Mama Jean doin a non-pomcast, Well piss on me and beat me, I just came in 4 strokes. Try it out! I didnt even have neuropathy.
You should've taken 10-12 benadryl
My thoughts exactly my dude.. haha. Hell yeah. Theo Von was the best.
Did you watch their spin off of Hot Ones with @SeanEvans, WetOnes? Hah.
I had hardcore fun while watching this. Somebody pass the meth.
You guys are doin' good. Come over later for moose soup.
Only Tom can turn an "If you could ... anything ... " question into:
"well, I'd like a quarter"
That's genuine happiness right there :)
Nice of Tommy Buns to step away from the halfway house he was at to do this video. I give this 4 strokes out of 4.
Tom looks like he's reading for the role of Artie Lange!
If he would chop off the front half of his nose, the job is his.
Hes auditioning for the part of Artie Lange impersonating Dave Atell
Now, this is hardcore fun.
I'm overstimulated
The "who are you talking to?" Line is soooo subtley amazing.
Cuz a lot of dogs are named buddy.
The pinnacle of high brow comedy right there
...you can also call anybody and anything “buddy”....
The “how much money would it take for you not to know how to read” question was hilarious. Hoe me on out.
Smiles Per Gallon ....”how much money does mayweather have??!” Was the answer
Matthieu Asselin my first thought ha
Home here now!
100 million. Little shade to Mayweather lol
The 51 dislikes are all Garth Brook's TH-cam accounts.
Where are the bodies!?!
I love how he answers and then asks them if he got it right lmao
heck torture device is a customer service robot that always hears the wrong thing and then says lets start over.
Calm down Satan lolol
Lately I think it's customer service robots that force you to hear 4 minutes of recorded crap before even telling you what your options are. Usually it involves around 2 minutes of "here's how much we care about you during COVID19 blablabla..."
It took a minute and ten seconds for Tom to rip on Bert😂
Tom Segura's response to most everything is comedy gold!
I see Terry Buns has decided to wear something from the Dave Attell catalog
a half hour version of this is needed
How many salads have I had?
Single digits, man...😂
30 comedians could beat up an mma fighter
but
30 mma fighters aren’t funnier than a comedian
Fax big fax
THE LIBRARY BLOCKED MY PASSWORD!!!
I DON'T LIKE FACEBOOK
Nice to see Tom was inspired by Theo Von to do this, someone he really admires as a person.
Taking wives on the daily bruh
Theo Von is annoying
Heck: have them wait in line for the actual torture, it's absolutly brilliant.
Then torture turns to munder.
Yeah that's not a super juvenile and basic thought at all. I literally painted a queue of people at 16 and called the painting Hell
Could've gave Tom better questions. He's one of the funniest dudes on the planet. Same with Bill Burr, could've be set up for some big laughs.
Damn yall got The Water Champ.
I actually started choking when he said "any interns at the end" after describing his load size
Lol “hey buddy” “who are you talking to”
Piss on me. Beat me.
Try it out.
I am home here now
Hoe man out
Home here now!
Hollow me out
whole menu
I'd design a machine that would make you almost sneeze, just forever on the edge of about to sneeze.
I found this series earlier today and binge watched every episode
God tom Segura has been a fave comedian of mine for a while. He's just so naturally funny
This is by far the only decent content I’ve ever seen from barstool. By a fucking mile
Even though these are old, theyre hilarious. I came across these episodes today, while i was going down the you tube rabbit hole. You should bring back the weird questions
How much did Tom cost? Looks like you just paid him 7500 bucks and he stood in front of camera and was like , so wtf do you guys want from me?
A cool ten G for this prime time you tubage
Yea its a bit weird how this channel that has so little subs and just started a few months ago is somehow getting celebrities to come on and read questions they stole from ask reddit.
Well if u got the money why not. Theres probably like a payment list somewhere that says x amount of $ for x amount of time
@@Fartucus barstool is loaded dude
Roger Hernandez this channel is a subdivision of barstool sports, a big media company
4:45
My wife and i just talked about this question. We came up with:
-Waiting in lines everywhere you go
-Constant traffic jams
-Every time you get a hankering for something specific, it is gone from your fridge/cupboard
-Each time you're going somewhere specific/familiar, you have to take a 20% longer detour
So basically it's just a first-world, white-collar kind if torture- inconvenience and slight disappointment
I absolutely love his realistic approach
4:34 Crowley: *WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN*
My first thought. haha!
BIKES!!!!
SUP KANE!
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. And i'm constantly looking for stuff that's funny.
Cage match: Garth Brooks vs Chris Gaines
Whoever wins we all lose.
@@SEEYAIAYE god save us all
Tom Segura is my favorite stand up comedian ever
I met this dude in the jungles of Cambodia inside a cave that looked exactly like this dude. he had a beard.
Cool story bro
He isn’t even hating on Burt, he sounds genuinely concerned. Like a dad who caught his kid killing a neighbor cat lol
dude's criminally underrated.
"the people's mayor" is funny AF!!
Hey jeans i just finished in 4 strokes watching this video
Presented with the opportunity to end hunger, bring world peace, or do literally anything else at the press of a button.
*chooses a quarter-dispensing belly button instead*
Well with ending world hunger or peace then he would only need to press it once and be done.. you want something that you can use everyday
I think you can sponsor a small African child for 25 cents a month.
@@RnDxJha you sir... Have made my day 🤣 that was a great reply haha. Was expecting long ass replies, people ranting, but that reply was great 😂
@@vincebanuelos1297 😄🍞
MrAstronomer 22 that’s true if you want to be practical. But I think lots of people would benefit everyday from peace and full bellies.
I'm certain that I'm not alone in picturing Top Dog saying, "Hey, Buddy!" in that chipper way he used to when Tod would call him.
Great to see you guys helping out the homeless!
Lmao Tom’s stylist really stepped it up for this video.
Lol Burnt Chrysler in a Fedora is quite possibly worse than the holocaust
Which Burnt vehemently denies
Burp Christkiller will not survive the Alcoholocaust.
It is more racist at least.
torture for people in heck. being stuck in a hotel room and you only have the main menu TV guide on repeat
the amount of inside jokes that I understand makes me feel like a good mommy
You look like one
None of these where inside jokes
Yeah what?
Glad to see no one's watching TV in the background this time... You guys are lucky to get someone like Tom on.
Herpe lip from the 711 slurpee sip
Segura has just become that Garth Brooks guy.
Hardcore fun!!
Tommy buns is looking like a Brooklyn dad running Saturday morning bodega errands lol.
I rate this interview 12 out of 12 Benadryl
😂 I was going to say Lesnar too. Little gymnast? That young girl?!
question one should have been Hard Rock Nick vs Garth Brooks
Tom would absolutely agree with this. He might also murder you for being right. Be careful out there. Gang gang.
At the end. "Any interns wanna.." 🤣🤣
Segura is naturally SOOO funny
The "any interns" call back at the end, lmao
Good morning Julia!!! I just took 10 Benadryl and ate some moose soup. Piss on me. Beat me.
as soon as he grabbed the cards he read the first question, dude gets down to business
If my belly button could do one thing it would be to make a fresh stack of 1000 100's every time I push it.
My first form of torture would be the constant noise of a vacuum sucking up chip crumbs , then give them dogs, but they only pee and poop when you bring them back in the house , and to top it off a toaster that only has a burnt setting
Tim is the true water champ.
Sorry Christine. You know its true.
I love your profile pic lol
I feel like rogan made all these old comedians feel comfortable instead of intimidated by the interwebs
I find it funny that they just have to stand there
Lol Tom looks like he just threw up spaghetti on his sweatshirt down at the shelter.
Hold my pocket.
Gang gang!
✌🏽
Rat King.
RIP William Conforto
This Mothafucka Said don’t forget Jimmy Akers.
@@susie7336 You're right. My bad. "RIP Jimmy....You are missed"
Bikes!!!!
He's missing out, if i could have any two people fight it'd have to be Luis Guzman vs Danny Devito. That would be the hilarious fight card of the century.
Casey Neistat really influenced people with his vlog music. I hear the same kind of stuff everywhere
Ya doesn't fit these videos in my opinion
@Zero Cool who is Casey neistat?
@Zero Cool he's a super famous TH-camr/ vlogger. Google him.
"any interns??" Because I can't read. 😂 😂
Stats: I wanna know.. How many times Ive blinked each eyelid. How many times Ive tripped and fallen to the floor. How many times Ive tripped, but saved myself from falling to the floor..
Good timing for this to be in my recommended. His injury was horrible
"Why do you not like Theo, Tom ?"
gang gang
@Sam Ya, saw video of her holding hands with Theo on couch. Christina then takes Theo's hand and rubs it on her face, yet she tells him to stop. It was flirtatious. Also, it definitely happened during time she was with Segura
Theo used to be the “secretary” of her “department of interior.”
lol i was bracing myself for him to say "any interns?" at the end as he's playing it over in his head, "...is this ok if I say this??"
There's a half circle in the bottom right of the screen left of the barstool logo and once you see it it's the only thing you can see
i thought my screen was dirty...
Brock Lesner vs. Kerri Strug would be epic. Lesner would probably still get his ass kicked, like usual.
We need one with Joey Diaz
Damn, I thought this was a trailer for a new 8 Mile movie. Tommy Buns thuggin it up 🤣
YOU WERE REALLY DOING GOOD! SONUVA!! COME DOWN LATER FOR MOOSE SOUP!!!
“I could just be like some Viking village shit and just fuck fuck fuck and then leave” 😂🤣 Deaaaaad
Bert Kreischer next?
I lost it on the dog question
did they green screen in a gray background??
You can always tell when a comic doesn’t want to be doing this show, and this was the pinnacle of that haha
1st question should of definitely been answered with, "Joe Rogan and the fattest racist comedian blunt crisper"
Lol the bert one is funny because it's still bert 😂
Joe Rogan answers the internet's best questions please.