Tom Segura Answers the Internet's Weirdest Questions
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We've collected the Internet's dumbest questions over the last 7 years on our podcast KFC Radio and put Tom Segura to the test.
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“One quarter?! That’s your wildest wish?”
“Ok 6 quarters.”
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Homeless people are always the funniest 😂
Bryan Piedra that’s how mommy Tina likes it.
#4strokegang
He’s not homeless though, how bold of you to ASSUME.
True kind of...hes always going around from motel to motel every gig...so he rarely goes back home
We know he has a home because he told us that in his new home the sofa is closer to the bathroom than it was in his previous home, and the cataclysmic events that occured on the toilet led to his wife offering to drive him to the hospital. What a great bit.
"hey buddy"
"Who are you talking to"
Super underrated joke
🙄
I laughed so hard because its straight up off the cuff. "Who ya talking to?"
Knowing how his dad says "hey buddy" makes it even more hilarious
I’m on my patio and my cackle echoed through my apartments so bad that three of my neighbors came outside☠️
Damn!!!!
Really underrated
I dont get it someone explain please 😅
“Like, how many salads have I had?”
“How many?”
“Single digits man” 😂😂😂
I'm in this video and I don't like it lol
Tommy dressed like he breaks into houses and steals underwear as a pasttime
Well, I mean... he does. So.
He looks like he steals mens underwear though
Are you talking about A PANTY RAID
Lol
Yeah, that’s where he’s going after this
Cage Match: Tom Segura v Bert Kreischer with Joe Rogan as the referee
My money is on Bert.
And Callen as the ring card girl
Wonder what bert would have learned from being in the mafia lmao
Dude, bert doesnt have an ounce of aggression in his soul, but lots of mma fighters seem that way too, and i think berts a couple inches taller, but still tom, hatred will take you far
Fuck it. Bert's the Machine!!!!
Wow, Jermaine from Subway, here in the flesh!
Thurnis Haley 😂😂😂😂😂
Ooch
"Hey buddy!"
"Who are you talking to?"
😂😂😂
You guys have pulled some great guests to start this series! Kudos
Must’ve been a hell of a budget, but it WORKS.
except for the 2 ugly and unfunny idiots on the last video.. but i guess erika forcing them to bring on women for diversity and they didnt have a choice
Honestly it's like they read my search history when they chose their guests, makes me realize how basic I am lol
Fact. They need new questions tho
Sick Dave Attell cosplay Tom!
Try it out
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Deleted scenes from Insomnia
3.5 gallons of water? the undisputed water champ
“How much money would it take for you to not know how to read”
However much Floyd Mayweather Jr. makes...
Holy shit that's funny.
More than 100 mil. lol
Literally my exact thought
This was EXACTLY my first thought. “Mayweather seems to be doing just fine” 🤷🏽♂️
Now, this is hardcore fun.
I'm overstimulated
Nice of Tommy Buns to step away from the halfway house he was at to do this video. I give this 4 strokes out of 4.
I love how he answers and then asks them if he got it right lmao
Tom looks like he's reading for the role of Artie Lange!
If he would chop off the front half of his nose, the job is his.
Hes auditioning for the part of Artie Lange impersonating Dave Atell
So here I am glassin the interwebs and what do I find? Mama Jean doin a non-pomcast, Well piss on me and beat me, I just came in 4 strokes. Try it out! I didnt even have neuropathy.
You should've taken 10-12 benadryl
My thoughts exactly my dude.. haha. Hell yeah. Theo Von was the best.
Did you watch their spin off of Hot Ones with @SeanEvans, WetOnes? Hah.
I had hardcore fun while watching this. Somebody pass the meth.
You guys are doin' good. Come over later for moose soup.
heck torture device is a customer service robot that always hears the wrong thing and then says lets start over.
Calm down Satan lolol
Lately I think it's customer service robots that force you to hear 4 minutes of recorded crap before even telling you what your options are. Usually it involves around 2 minutes of "here's how much we care about you during COVID19 blablabla..."
Only Tom can turn an "If you could ... anything ... " question into:
"well, I'd like a quarter"
That's genuine happiness right there :)
The 51 dislikes are all Garth Brook's TH-cam accounts.
Where are the bodies!?!
The “how much money would it take for you not to know how to read” question was hilarious. Hoe me on out.
Smiles Per Gallon ....”how much money does mayweather have??!” Was the answer
Matthieu Asselin my first thought ha
Home here now!
100 million. Little shade to Mayweather lol
It took a minute and ten seconds for Tom to rip on Bert😂
The "who are you talking to?" Line is soooo subtley amazing.
Cuz a lot of dogs are named buddy.
The pinnacle of high brow comedy right there
...you can also call anybody and anything “buddy”....
a half hour version of this is needed
Damn yall got The Water Champ.
THE LIBRARY BLOCKED MY PASSWORD!!!
I DON'T LIKE FACEBOOK
I see Terry Buns has decided to wear something from the Dave Attell catalog
Tom Segura's response to most everything is comedy gold!
Heck: have them wait in line for the actual torture, it's absolutly brilliant.
Then torture turns to munder.
Yeah that's not a super juvenile and basic thought at all. I literally painted a queue of people at 16 and called the painting Hell
BIKES!!!!
SUP KANE!
Nice to see Tom was inspired by Theo Von to do this, someone he really admires as a person.
Taking wives on the daily bruh
Theo Von is annoying
How many salads have I had?
Single digits, man...😂
Lol “hey buddy” “who are you talking to”
I found this series earlier today and binge watched every episode
I actually started choking when he said "any interns at the end" after describing his load size
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. And i'm constantly looking for stuff that's funny.
Great to see you guys helping out the homeless!
I absolutely love his realistic approach
I needed this lol I just wish I could like it more than once!
By far the best one yet!
Could've gave Tom better questions. He's one of the funniest dudes on the planet. Same with Bill Burr, could've be set up for some big laughs.
Piss on me. Beat me.
Try it out.
I am home here now
Hoe man out
Home here now!
Hollow me out
whole menu
These questions are really good lol
God tom Segura has been a fave comedian of mine for a while. He's just so naturally funny
Hardcore fun!!
worth the watch
Even though these are old, theyre hilarious. I came across these episodes today, while i was going down the you tube rabbit hole. You should bring back the weird questions
I'd design a machine that would make you almost sneeze, just forever on the edge of about to sneeze.
Cage match: Garth Brooks vs Chris Gaines
Whoever wins we all lose.
@@SEEYAIAYE god save us all
Best one yet
This was awesome
Tom Segura is my favorite stand up comedian ever
This is by far the only decent content I’ve ever seen from barstool. By a fucking mile
4:34 Crowley: *WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN*
My first thought. haha!
One of my favorite episodes
I met this dude in the jungles of Cambodia inside a cave that looked exactly like this dude. he had a beard.
Cool story bro
Hey jeans i just finished in 4 strokes watching this video
this is now one of my favorite videos ever
These questions are wild. 😂😂😂
dude's criminally underrated.
"the people's mayor" is funny AF!!
He ended up turning the line answer into one of his standup bits lol
This channel deserves more subs
Absolutely amaze
Segura is naturally SOOO funny
How much did Tom cost? Looks like you just paid him 7500 bucks and he stood in front of camera and was like , so wtf do you guys want from me?
A cool ten G for this prime time you tubage
Yea its a bit weird how this channel that has so little subs and just started a few months ago is somehow getting celebrities to come on and read questions they stole from ask reddit.
Well if u got the money why not. Theres probably like a payment list somewhere that says x amount of $ for x amount of time
@@Fartucus barstool is loaded dude
Roger Hernandez this channel is a subdivision of barstool sports, a big media company
we needed 20 more minutes of this
Love Tom!!!
Herpe lip from the 711 slurpee sip
I find it funny that they just have to stand there
this is so creative, I'm amazed
You guys are doing good!
What is the name of the song played at the beginning of these videos!?
I rate this interview 12 out of 12 Benadryl
Toms deff the best
Second to last question is the best by far
question one should have been Hard Rock Nick vs Garth Brooks
Tom would absolutely agree with this. He might also murder you for being right. Be careful out there. Gang gang.
Bert Kreischer next?
At the end. "Any interns wanna.." 🤣🤣
I was in tears laughing.
We need one with Joey Diaz
Presented with the opportunity to end hunger, bring world peace, or do literally anything else at the press of a button.
*chooses a quarter-dispensing belly button instead*
Well with ending world hunger or peace then he would only need to press it once and be done.. you want something that you can use everyday
I think you can sponsor a small African child for 25 cents a month.
@@RnDxJha you sir... Have made my day 🤣 that was a great reply haha. Was expecting long ass replies, people ranting, but that reply was great 😂
@@vincebanuelos1297 😄🍞
MrAstronomer 22 that’s true if you want to be practical. But I think lots of people would benefit everyday from peace and full bellies.
toms the best lmfao
I love him dude omg hahaha
did they green screen in a gray background??
the amount of inside jokes that I understand makes me feel like a good mommy
You look like one
None of these where inside jokes
Yeah what?
Love you Tom.
Definite mommies in the production crew love it
Lol Burnt Chrysler in a Fedora is quite possibly worse than the holocaust
Which Burnt vehemently denies
Burp Christkiller will not survive the Alcoholocaust.
It is more racist at least.
There's a half circle in the bottom right of the screen left of the barstool logo and once you see it it's the only thing you can see
i thought my screen was dirty...
you know who i would love to see on one of these videos answering those questions Joey Diaz
I want 100 hours of this.
If my belly button could do one thing it would be to make a fresh stack of 1000 100's every time I push it.
"Why do you not like Theo, Tom ?"
gang gang
@Sam Ya, saw video of her holding hands with Theo on couch. Christina then takes Theo's hand and rubs it on her face, yet she tells him to stop. It was flirtatious. Also, it definitely happened during time she was with Segura
Theo used to be the “secretary” of her “department of interior.”
Oh Tommy bunz lighting shit up! 😂
These bideos are great
Tim is the true water champ.
Sorry Christine. You know its true.
I love your profile pic lol
Hold my pocket.
Gang gang!
✌🏽
Rat King.
RIP William Conforto
This Mothafucka Said don’t forget Jimmy Akers.
@@susie7336 You're right. My bad. "RIP Jimmy....You are missed"
Bikes!!!!
Tom is the absolute best
The Dog question got me lol
YOU WERE REALLY DOING GOOD! SONUVA!! COME DOWN LATER FOR MOOSE SOUP!!!