Tom Segura - Every Family has one Stupid Person

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  • @kinsmed
    @kinsmed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1567

    The most natural delivery I have ever seen.
    Tom makes you feel like you could do stand-up.

    • @boagrius3292
      @boagrius3292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@bill_lumbergh I can run a marathon, it just might take me a month to complete

    • @paulrevere2928
      @paulrevere2928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Makes you feel like you could do stand up, you don’t speak for me bro.

    • @justinpettit8282
      @justinpettit8282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@paulrevere2928 this guy can't do stand up

    • @cameronsitton501
      @cameronsitton501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      To everyone who is dissing the OP, what they meant was that the delivery felt as natural as normal conversation, they weren't trying to imply standup is easy.

    • @timthomas1238
      @timthomas1238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That’s because he’s not funny

  • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
    @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    “He’s out back, tryna figure shit out”
    Me: And I took that personally

    • @micahp1301
      @micahp1301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂 damn I can relate

    • @jamesbrown2285
      @jamesbrown2285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmfao facts like damn I had to walk back inside

    • @Kreyes956
      @Kreyes956 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣

    • @gasser5001
      @gasser5001 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right? Lol.

    • @xtrachromyhomie9720
      @xtrachromyhomie9720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m trying my hardest

  • @LakerGold24-8
    @LakerGold24-8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1463

    "Thank you, guys. You were a lot of fun."
    Now THAT'S humorous, Tom.
    Holy shit, what a wet blanket of a crowd!

    • @Kostadin_Arolski
      @Kostadin_Arolski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      It wasn't that funny, pretty predictable, and no, I can't do better

    • @phillygrunt2154
      @phillygrunt2154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Well they are Canadian

    • @PlyrMava.
      @PlyrMava. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Kostadin_Arolski quit being a Cajun

    • @bonkiozz
      @bonkiozz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Kostadin_Arolski nah it’s funny lol

    • @BadgerUKvideo
      @BadgerUKvideo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The whole "good crowd" thing doesn't really work outside of the US. The way it usually works is the crowd base their reactions off of how they feel about the performance. How they're "supposed" to react is only a very minor concern in most cultures.
      In fact, if you find yourself next to someone who squeals and shouts too much during a performance you're supposed to deck them or at the very least throw your drink at them.

  • @Lisa-Sherlock-Holmes
    @Lisa-Sherlock-Holmes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    My sister. She laughs at a joke 3 times; once when it's told, once when it's explained, and once when she finally gets it.

    • @Lonely-DmoeN
      @Lonely-DmoeN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I felt this

    • @stephaniechebet3496
      @stephaniechebet3496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Your sister sounds fun 😂

    • @preston74
      @preston74 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

    • @MentalRetard74
      @MentalRetard74 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is she blonde

    • @Lisa-Sherlock-Holmes
      @Lisa-Sherlock-Holmes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheCook18769 actually, she's an unintelligent, very shallow golddigger who places more value on things than people and always has. With her, it's all about HER expensive house, HER expensive cars, HER big bank account, but best I can tell, her husband is the one who earned and paid for all HER stuff. The hardest work she's done in 30 years is scoop a litter box. She's a very needy and incompetent person. We're extreme opposites. When stuff is what matters most to you, you're what matters least to me. This is not jealousy talking, it's pity. Since the day I was born, I've always had more than I could ever take with me when I die. That's been my attitude my whole life.
      Edit: Her husband's response to how they've stayed together for so long was, and I quote, "Cheaper to keep her."

  • @enzudesign
    @enzudesign 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2907

    How the crowd missed that wedding food joke is beyond me lol

    • @massive1337
      @massive1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      probably since polyamorous families are the new norm in the west, and satire doesn't exist anymore :(

    • @Senorzilchnzero
      @Senorzilchnzero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      All the smart family members stayed at home that night.

    • @kdvr766
      @kdvr766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      American crowd 🤣

    • @twraoylnledyou8511
      @twraoylnledyou8511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@kdvr766 is your name Brian? Because he called them canadians.

    • @kdvr766
      @kdvr766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@twraoylnledyou8511 you deaf or just didnt get the first joke?

  • @FuchiBooBoo
    @FuchiBooBoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3424

    This was funny, Tough crowd though

    • @renx81
      @renx81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      Exactly what I was thinking. This crowd sucks!

    • @barnesj0007
      @barnesj0007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yep

    • @getshwifty3101
      @getshwifty3101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Some of the jokes are old though, so there's just a chance most of them had already heard them.

    • @renx81
      @renx81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@getshwifty3101 That doesn't excuse anything. I've heard those jokes many times and still laugh at them. It's a sad existence IMHO if you can only laugh at a joke once.

    • @getlooky736
      @getlooky736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Canadians

  • @mourd014
    @mourd014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    Why does Just for Laughs always have the worst crowd? do they think standup is a try not to laugh challenge?

    • @strateshooter1402
      @strateshooter1402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Because Tom is not funny . Never has been . Just listen to Rogan's "Sober October" shows . Tom cannot hold a candle to Joe , Ari ,or Burt .

    • @ender003
      @ender003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      @@strateshooter1402 I listen to Joe's podcast almost daily and if you think he's funnier than Tom, you've got some weird taste.

    • @jakebursk8680
      @jakebursk8680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@strateshooter1402 idk what kind of humor you got, but tom is (IMO) the funniest active stand up comic on the scene right now

    • @BurgerJoint.
      @BurgerJoint. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@strateshooter1402 My guy just said Ari is funnier than Tom Segura.. Foh.

    • @paulvato
      @paulvato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Because, Canada.

  • @Baloo_The_Bear
    @Baloo_The_Bear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    My favorite part about watching Tom is when he comes across these towns of people who have zero idea who he is, what a master
    Love you jeans

    • @StormcloudLive
      @StormcloudLive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I've had no idea who he was at the start of this set... now I know he is a comic who I never want to see ever again. What a master indeed.

    • @Baloo_The_Bear
      @Baloo_The_Bear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@StormcloudLive amazing 🤣
      Hey I mean, he's definitely not for everybody 🤣

    • @lizlemonysnicket
      @lizlemonysnicket 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tbf you can tell this was probably a decade ago

    • @rachel4339
      @rachel4339 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@StormcloudLive I guess you're not a fan of comedy then lol he's been well known in comedy for at least 15 years.

  • @anthonycameronnajera8471
    @anthonycameronnajera8471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    His brilliant jokes are just flying over their heads.

    • @elduderino7767
      @elduderino7767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i don't think that's it
      i think it's the underlining sociopathic theme to them that rubs people the wrong way

    • @Patrickdaawsome
      @Patrickdaawsome 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      over their Canadian heads.*

    • @xyyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      @xyyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Canadians

    • @rachel4339
      @rachel4339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@elduderino7767 it's not sociopathic, it's impolite. Canadians are super high in politeness, so jokes at another person's expense or jokes about doing socially unacceptable behaviors (i.e. all friended up), make them cringe lol

    • @elduderino7767
      @elduderino7767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rachel4339 invariably it's a combination of both depending on the individual... but i doubt many people are missing the punchline
      i suspect even canadians would laugh at a well engineered joke even if it's impolite - the thing is this guys jokes are much darker and go well beyond straddling the line of whats polite or not... they are so dark and lack any balance/levity that you kind on need to have sociopathic tendencies to really appreciate them
      i am sure he is the funniest guy ever as long as you're a bit of a sociopath - which he almost certainly is

  • @YaBoyJRock42069
    @YaBoyJRock42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    Ordering the same thing as another person at a restaurant is very different from your little brother always picking the same fighter as you in Mortal Kombat lol

    • @Cripplified
      @Cripplified 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Your brother is a Chad that wants a true 1v1 to prove who is the superior gamer. Never turn down a 1v1 mirror match in any game.

    • @dirtkills
      @dirtkills 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So why did you play for the character loser picks a new one have a firts to 5 lol

    • @Joker-11B-SYLV
      @Joker-11B-SYLV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats actually a very similar analogy... Only difference in principal there is how frequent you play the game...

    • @branjosnow6244
      @branjosnow6244 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why didn't you just kick his ass for real?

    • @metalheadmann
      @metalheadmann 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tribots the shit though, I'm the older brother

  • @joshballesteros22
    @joshballesteros22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    That set just proves that being a comic is very difficult. Tom seemed like he was sweating there for a minute.

    • @Nonamegoodsir4332
      @Nonamegoodsir4332 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because he’s so boring and unfunny

    • @mikegonzo2986
      @mikegonzo2986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Nonamegoodsir4332 uhuh 😐

    • @nikolatovar9884
      @nikolatovar9884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Nonamegoodsir4332 What's it like to be continuously constipated? Do you think it has anything to do with that large stick up your bum?

    • @Ibrahimalnawas4773
      @Ibrahimalnawas4773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Nonamegoodsir4332 you must have been one of the crowd.

    • @xyyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      @xyyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Nonamegoodsir4332 Another one bites the dust!

  • @ArturoPladeado
    @ArturoPladeado 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    My family must be unique because we don't just have one dumb person, we have like 5, was 6 but due to the extreme stupidity of the 6th it became 5.

    • @TheBuilderPro2024
      @TheBuilderPro2024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think the dumb/idiot person in my family would probably be me. Why? This isn't family related, but school related. Apparently, we are in that time of the school year again where volleyball comes into play. Of course, instead of a normal ball, we get a large one so it's fair for everyone. However, the goal was to keep the ball from hitting the ground in a circle. Plot twist: I was the reason everyone lost, two days in a row. First time was because I thought the ball was directed for someone else, when it was directed to me. It was too late before I even realized who was supposed to get the ball. The second time, was because I was behind somebody in case it goes father than them, so I was be the backup. However, when I had to hit it, it somehow went downwards because like I said, I'm just the incompetent b*stardly dumb@$$ who can't really do anything. Of course, people were screaming at me and were all like "(my name)!!!!!!!!! WHY DID YOU DO THATTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!", and "YOU'RE THE REASON WE ALL LOST, YOU SON OF A-".
      This just in, I'm just a curse, and no, I'm not over-exaggerating, those are the exact words they said.

    • @bourneslippy8039
      @bourneslippy8039 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheBuilderPro2024 it's ok, if it weren't for stupid people noone would be considered smart. Happy Holidays, dumba$$! 😆 Just kidding of course, stupid people are generally happy, so it sounds like you are being too hard on yourself

    • @simonrenteria2594
      @simonrenteria2594 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rip

    • @rozza105
      @rozza105 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe they were the smart one to get out the earliest

    • @95Lodgey
      @95Lodgey ปีที่แล้ว

      Please tell me the story?

  • @DemocracyManifest
    @DemocracyManifest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    "Thank you very much, you're a lot of fun"... but no, they in fact weren't a lot of fun

    • @BackwoodsFilms
      @BackwoodsFilms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Just once, I'd like to hear a comedian say "That's all the time I have, you guys were an awful crowd!"

    • @YoutubeDictatorship2024
      @YoutubeDictatorship2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@BackwoodsFilms check out bill burr in philly video

    • @Lost_n_Found_1
      @Lost_n_Found_1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@BackwoodsFilms I once heard a comedian say "You're welcome, everybody. I was great! Goodnight!"
      Can't remember who it was at all, though.

    • @finchisneat
      @finchisneat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah I think he was being a little VERY sarcastic lol

    • @dcable133
      @dcable133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm pretty sure the last joke was for the crowd. Tom talking about forcing a relationship that just isn't there and then walks out lmao.

  • @DataJuggler
    @DataJuggler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    3:30 No one laughed at the funniest joke in this skit, but it was 'what are we going to eat at the wedding.'

    • @jsil_
      @jsil_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I thought the "staring at the sun" was the funniest line

    • @cameronsitton501
      @cameronsitton501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I know! That was so hilarious and there was just dead silence.

    • @YaBoyJRock42069
      @YaBoyJRock42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I guarantee the average person would register that as a throwaway line and not the perfectly timed call back that it is

    • @WeCantBeSeen
      @WeCantBeSeen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Are peoples speakers working? They laughed.

    • @1rewd133
      @1rewd133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't get it ...

  • @Chez114
    @Chez114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    This was funnier than the crowd suggests. Must have been one of those days when every single person in the crowd knew the same person who died that day

    • @broonzssb6476
      @broonzssb6476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ya when he did these jokes in his special the crowd loved it.

    • @elduderino7767
      @elduderino7767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he's a great comedian for sociopaths
      sure you can be dark and we can all find humour in the absurdity of it all but when it's a continuous underlining theme throughout the jokes it's not really worth your energy
      to get the most out of him you need to have sociopathic tendencies

    • @jeremiahnovember2617
      @jeremiahnovember2617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tf are u on about. He’s talking bout relatable subjects lol

    • @shaylajade9937
      @shaylajade9937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@elduderino7767 agreed.

    • @elduderino7767
      @elduderino7767 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shaylajade9937 i love dark humour but this was way darker than just dark
      the joke about getting a hard on whilst driving past a corpse he buried is beyond sociopath territory, it's the deep fantasy of a serial killer
      if i am with anyone who can relate to that joke then i've probably got them all wrong, talk about red flags

  • @randomwicked9806
    @randomwicked9806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I truly think his humor is so subtle and well delivered many just don't even hear the joke.

    • @spacemanx9595
      @spacemanx9595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Canadians aren't as smart as they think they are: for one they live in Canada year round.

  • @onceonly1111
    @onceonly1111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I've done a bunch of local standup in Australia - There are these 'polite crowds' that you get sometimes, who will just silently laugh to themselves, but afterwards they come up to you and say "Wow it was such a great show, I thought you were so funny". At the time, the person performing is visibly sweating or confused, and even saying stuff like "Ok I guess you didn't like that one?" because no one laughed out loud, but in reality everyone had a great time, they were just too polite to make a lot of noise because they are worried about being obnoxious.

  • @kylekennedy9212
    @kylekennedy9212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    “Ah man I was gonna get that” lmao I do that all the time at restaurants and people have the same responses it’s great 😂

    • @brianb2783
      @brianb2783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I just don't want people to think that I copied someone else's order.

    • @Cree_Money
      @Cree_Money 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@brianb2783 Even if you do it's 100% okay. Anyone that says otherwise is the strange person. (Who requests bad food?)

    • @vmunoz1
      @vmunoz1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m the I was gonna get that guy

    • @wsocha_9495
      @wsocha_9495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You must be the one in the family 😂 (all jokes)

  • @jonhogback783
    @jonhogback783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Tough crowd, I laugh so hard when I watch this. Can only imagine what would make these guys laugh.

  • @TheGosslings
    @TheGosslings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I'm all friended up" has become one of my go-to responses when people want to hang out.

  • @LegendaryManSlayer93
    @LegendaryManSlayer93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Wow the crowd was tough here. This bit is from his comedy album White Girls with Cornrows. On the album the crowd was loving it.

    • @Merthalophor
      @Merthalophor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It might just be the audio mixing

    • @mikemhoon
      @mikemhoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They’re Canadian.🤔😂😂😂😂

    • @dazem8
      @dazem8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mikemhoon for real tho... they have a different sense of humor. just like the brits. i dont get british humor a lot of the time tbh 🤣

  • @robertt4239
    @robertt4239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I know Canada has electricity and I’m American. I’m sure in the next few decades they will have indoor plumbing.

    • @nam6128
      @nam6128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      One of my great uncles (grandpas brother idk the actual term) used to have an outhouse way way past the point of it being dated cause he thought going to the bathroom in the house was unnatural and disgusting

  • @ippapp2
    @ippapp2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    He is killing it but man the Canadian excitement about standup is something else 🤣

  • @YiaMdj
    @YiaMdj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    When I was in America a waitress at a local diner in California asked us where we came from and we answered the Netherlands, she proceeded to ask with complete sincerity if we had electricity there. Holy shit.

    • @cadenbrust636
      @cadenbrust636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Well….do you?

    • @YiaMdj
      @YiaMdj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@cadenbrust636 of course not we use steam power

    • @MediocreTCG
      @MediocreTCG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wut

    • @fabricatorgeneralchadius1114
      @fabricatorgeneralchadius1114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@YiaMdj thats badass

    • @mokkaveli
      @mokkaveli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      she probably thought you meant the nether in minecraft

  • @Temple-of-Procrastination
    @Temple-of-Procrastination 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    In my family we are all stupid, we just take turns being the stupid leader.

    • @scoots2713
      @scoots2713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s how it should be

    • @davegoldspink5354
      @davegoldspink5354 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂🤣😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 Classic

  • @TheOkieLife
    @TheOkieLife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    That shit was funny, Tom had a tough crowd.

  • @matipk3886
    @matipk3886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I like to sit on furniture" ,really got me🤣🤣

  • @Hchris101
    @Hchris101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He is one of the best comedians right now. Doesn’t get the credit he deserves.

  • @ilike2watch66
    @ilike2watch66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is more than 8 years old and still holds up!! Parts are from his 2014 special.. Crowd sucks, the only big laugh he got was when he changed the joke to say Montreal instead of L.A

  • @keithkeefer9954
    @keithkeefer9954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Tom has the best laugh when he starts cracking up

  • @dfrees42
    @dfrees42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Yeah he’s out back breaking his arm trying to dunk a basketball

  • @chrisfarley6698
    @chrisfarley6698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My favorite saying is "I stopped taking new friends in 93'"

  • @justinwatson6932
    @justinwatson6932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    *I only tell my friends what time it is* 🤣 had me sideways

  • @Bruh-vs1qv
    @Bruh-vs1qv ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Damn that crowd sucks, they must’ve put wolf as the smartest animal

  • @bigbensarrowheadchannel2739
    @bigbensarrowheadchannel2739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I got a sister in law that is the dumbest person I've ever met. She was boiling eggs one time and asked my wife "when do the eggs get soft?" Yeah that's right. She actually thought the egg shells got soft after you boiled them. We looked at each other and laughed harder then I've ever laughed in my life. She's dumb as a stack of rocks.

  • @orsonincharge4879
    @orsonincharge4879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Flashback to Tom laying broken and drunk on the floor ....... it's you , isn't it Tom .

  • @XfStef
    @XfStef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Brian sounds like a chill dude, Tom should let the guy be.

    • @shaylajade9937
      @shaylajade9937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd rather chill with Brian than Tom, any day. I'd rather spend my time trying to decide what the smartest animals are than to listen to some deranged guy with a superiority complex tell disturbing, borderline sociopathic "jokes."

  • @matchablescommunitygaming3558
    @matchablescommunitygaming3558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Tom has always looked like he’s 20 years older than he actually is❤️❤️

    • @gthetree1
      @gthetree1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which is why everyone in his dorm had him buy beer for them lol

  • @_notofthisearth
    @_notofthisearth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Just for Laughs crowds are always terrible. Never fails.

  • @jakeromero6604
    @jakeromero6604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Isn’t it crazy to think that his closer at this time was just a middle joke in “completely normal”? It’s awesome to see the progress he’s made, not only on the bit but also the performance, from fast talking to propping a foot on the speaker. Love it

  • @adeltoral
    @adeltoral 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Coincidentally, Tom also knows a family that sells furniture in Denver. 🤣

  • @thcluky5547
    @thcluky5547 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My entire family,(including me) is stoopid.

  • @CactussJackk
    @CactussJackk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Definitely was a tough crowd I would of been pissing myself if I was there

  • @TheGrenadeSlamDunc
    @TheGrenadeSlamDunc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Every person in that room is the stupid cousin 🤣 Tom is one of the best!

  • @jdoesmath2065
    @jdoesmath2065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Seems like Tom is testing new material (interwoven with existing). The jokes stop short, and not because of the tough crowd. He's working on some genius skits.

  • @georgehoran8307
    @georgehoran8307 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    1:28 shout out to Bert

  • @sayithowitis3172
    @sayithowitis3172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tom was such a surprise in Vegas for the Chappell Rogan shows it was amazing!

  • @Darknscary13
    @Darknscary13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's weird, I don't find this guy very funny, but it was pleasant watching him. Like catching up with an old friend you just kind of drifted away from. Kind of awkward, but still nice.

  • @josecalitino1735
    @josecalitino1735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Tom is always great!

  • @alexanderpirozhaev1024
    @alexanderpirozhaev1024 ปีที่แล้ว

    By the way, the pauses he makes. My guess it's a skill he developed. Those pauses are great.

  • @nickludwig5
    @nickludwig5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I saw him live last year. Never laughed so hard in my life

  • @alexanderbean7737
    @alexanderbean7737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow what a fantastic crowd

  • @jantelliquawallace355
    @jantelliquawallace355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I always thought I was the dumb one....then my 35 year old sister had to go to the emergency room for almost ripping her toe off while standing on an escalator. Mom took it hard.

    • @russellkaye9289
      @russellkaye9289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      talk about a toe jam on the escalator......

    • @bobzombie2710
      @bobzombie2710 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dam, I guess you were really lucky she was standing in front huh?

  • @kgrantman
    @kgrantman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The best part he missed to say was how his cousin Brian thinks he is an inventor.

  • @asher9827
    @asher9827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:00 is it just me or did anyone else realise hes referring to the Cosby show

  • @seosamh.forbes
    @seosamh.forbes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Good god it’s baby Tom

  • @thompsonschwabbel6622
    @thompsonschwabbel6622 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:47 the quick smirk killed me haha

  • @bobfromsales9036
    @bobfromsales9036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Damn his timing has gotten so much better. Crowd with stuff don't get me wrong but this was not too far from being a bomb and it was mainly due to timing.

  • @squarepusher645
    @squarepusher645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    see this is the best part.. around four minutes he all said what we wanna say.. legend Tom.

  • @bocowan9106
    @bocowan9106 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m autistic so I’m probably both the smartest and dumbest person in my family 😂

  • @turkeysamwich00
    @turkeysamwich00 ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought maybe the mic wasn't picking up the audience until he said that Montreal and Vancouver bit and the crowd erupted in laughter, holy shit

  • @S1L3NTG4M3R
    @S1L3NTG4M3R 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Every Family has one Stupid Person..." if you don't know who it is... I got bad news for you...
    --- LOL

  • @oneshotme
    @oneshotme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Enjoyed your video and I gave it a Thumbs Up

  • @jfc8015
    @jfc8015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This crowd angers me. Very funny Tom Kreisher!

  • @Lord_OTD
    @Lord_OTD ปีที่แล้ว

    “We’re 2 for 2. I have shoes on, do you have shoes on?!” 🤣💀😭

  • @andycontento3563
    @andycontento3563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hands up. That's me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏

  • @HandTightGarage
    @HandTightGarage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Anyone that makes the music after the video 25 decibels louder than the video should just hang up the hat.

  • @BrianBast
    @BrianBast หลายเดือนก่อน

    I've updated my list, it's dolphins, octopus and crows now

  • @uncledanapink4168
    @uncledanapink4168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Honestly the funniest shit you've done is that dunk attempt that had me rolling do it again

  • @michealsmith28
    @michealsmith28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was rough hard crowd man if you came a long way

  • @TK-yh4hn
    @TK-yh4hn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    BIKES!!!!

  • @urikatz2911
    @urikatz2911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that canadian crowd never misses a chance for drying up dead a kick ass comic

  • @artpatrick3621
    @artpatrick3621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Thank you guys so much you were a lot of fun!” No they weren’t

  • @damienbuchanan6680
    @damienbuchanan6680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love it Tom! Everybody wants a connection

  • @reinders82
    @reinders82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Smoke Show Tommy Buns! This was a couple months after he od'd on ghb ;)

  • @dennisvandijk9759
    @dennisvandijk9759 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tom looks sooooo much better right now!

  • @lulumoon6942
    @lulumoon6942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bryan's just an ENTP, we're like that to everyone.

  • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
    @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm proud to be that one guy

  • @cheyennebarbeau7435
    @cheyennebarbeau7435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Tom’s looking skinnier than ever!?

    • @ethanm4794
      @ethanm4794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is from a long time ago

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, Ever must be fking HUGE!

  • @alecs6492
    @alecs6492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I’m having a bad day, I pull up the clip of Segura playing basketball and lmao.

  • @goomaster
    @goomaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Funny dude

  • @kosherjew4223
    @kosherjew4223 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Hey man!"
    "Nope."
    😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂

  • @matthewhall9692
    @matthewhall9692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Look, I like Tom too he gets plenty of laughs from me especially watching him on podcasts... but i feel like a lot of you are acting like this set was HILARIOUS just to be supportive when if we are being honest it was a rather weak set. And that is OK.

  • @randysavelljr5324
    @randysavelljr5324 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex Murdaugh is that dude in his family lineage 😂😂

  • @Hugging_Cactus
    @Hugging_Cactus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    my late brother kirk would argue with me over ridiculous shiznit that often made no sense. and sometimes he sounded as if he had spun things soooo much, that he began to believe his crap.
    it often sounded stupid, but i think he started off spewing and then believing in it.
    its stupid alright. he’s gone now, but i’d love to hear him tell me again that ‘spending money on a credit card, actually makes money’ 😎 true story.

    • @MF-qy9kt
      @MF-qy9kt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im sorry for your loss my man. Sucks losing a sibling.

  • @blank_stare_productions
    @blank_stare_productions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm all friended up. Oh Tom you so silly

  • @ghfjfghjasdfasdf
    @ghfjfghjasdfasdf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That crowd would rather hear SJW jokes apparently...

  • @Jenisonc
    @Jenisonc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's nice when you know YOU are the one. Right here, bud! I am exceptionally ordinary/basic and I'm ok with that.

  • @Combatzx2
    @Combatzx2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the biden family has hunter and joe, they are excelling in at least this.

    • @kingofgrim4761
      @kingofgrim4761 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same with the trump family, father like son LOL

    • @Combatzx2
      @Combatzx2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kingofgrim4761 um.. explain that one. don jr doesnt smoke crack and have a laptop controversy. and even tho trumps words hurt your feelings, the man can talk for hours coherently, whether or not you agree with what hes saying. biden can barely figure out hes awake or not before he spews out jibberish, literally jibberish.

    • @ethanm4794
      @ethanm4794 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Combatzx2 doesn’t mean they’re not stupid

    • @Combatzx2
      @Combatzx2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ethanm4794 maybe we are the stupid ones.. cuz both of those groups are rich af, and we are just commenting on their stupidity online.

    • @ethanm4794
      @ethanm4794 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Combatzx2 being rich doesn’t make you smart. We don’t live in a meritocracy. That being said, I agree it’s stupid to spend any time arguing with strangers on the internet. It is pretty fun though

  • @franciscomelo7615
    @franciscomelo7615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Its like Almost every family sent their stupid person to this show.
    Awesome jokes, few laughs

  • @rulowth4815
    @rulowth4815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    First?

    • @seosamh.forbes
      @seosamh.forbes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahaheehee lol you beat everyone congratulations

    • @rulowth4815
      @rulowth4815 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@seosamh.forbes hahah i saw it whitout comments, was weird, thats why the q mark hahahha

  • @floridalawgirl
    @floridalawgirl 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I never not laugh when I watch Tom. He’s hilarious!

  • @bocagoodtimes1460
    @bocagoodtimes1460 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Mad respect for Tom….lost weight, got healthy,now he’s rich and famous.

  • @nonyabiz2777
    @nonyabiz2777 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every Canadian I have met has been a good person and are great warriors. Those people are not the racist elites in Canada. Every normal Canadian knows what I am talking about.

  • @joeblow1998
    @joeblow1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can’t wait to see you in sac bud!!!

  • @CometdownCat
    @CometdownCat ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:08 ones...he's in Pennsylvania....it is what it is, grab a copy of 'rich dad poor dad' and you'll understand....anyway, I GOTTA hit the shower

  • @kahea2018
    @kahea2018 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Talk amongst yourselves yourselves" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @taipeitaiwan10
    @taipeitaiwan10 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    We going back to 2015? some old classic Buddy. Top Dog...RIP

  • @JamesOKeefe-US
    @JamesOKeefe-US 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the second Canadian venue I have watched Tom perform at and both were really dead. Is that normal for Canadian comedy clubs or do they not like Tom? He is brilliant.

  • @Parmigiano1
    @Parmigiano1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chubby Tom with a weird haircut was the best Tom.