That's what he wanted you to believe. He's a liberal. I sould bet my 401k that this convo, about the mothers and daughters, never happened. Come on, dude.
@@michaelkreisel3573 yeah in Texas. Us in Florida (who has had the most mass shootings) think he's pathetic and insulting... He cares about 1 thing and 1 thing only.. making sure those NRA checks keep coming
So i guess i only kinda have a problem with making up stories about real people that we can just ask like ted cruze but you cant say something like i didn't make this up when you made it all up
That dude with the delayed laugh is having a great time! XD
Dude, right?!?! 🤣😂🤣😂
I’m in Tears 😭 Tom is hilarious
All these jokes are on the Netflix special don't waste your time
Thank you
These are solid. Always worth your time :)
It’s never a waste of time when Tom is telling jokes, even if you have heard them before.
Actually I just started watching and this first part was cut but is played everywhere
Why are you so bent up?
Perfect! Thank you.
I missed the joke but I’ve always been the type of gentleman to listen to others.
Deep down, somehow, l knew it was Ted Cruz. 😑
That's what he wanted you to believe. He's a liberal. I sould bet my 401k that this convo, about the mothers and daughters, never happened. Come on, dude.
@@jondy73bros out here hard pressed that someone made a joke about Ted Cruz 😂
Ted Cruz doesn’t live in Austin
Ted Cruz oughta rly stop smh
I've seen/heard these jokes before, they must've censored the original show 🤔
Ted cruz.
Hold up. Stores offer drinks???
These topics are sugurelatable
Sloppy joe or cherry bomb 😂
Probably the worse dressed person on his street.
tom is the type of guy to tell you hes just an everyman and hes humble.
in reality he hates anyone that isnt as rich as him. yes that includes you.
Nate b is a g
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What do comedians have against Ted Cruz? Bill burr tells a similar stupid story, so it must be true 🥴
Ted Cruz sucks, that's what comedians have against him. Same feeling a bunch of non comedian people have about him...
@@papercut.. 5,973,431 votes 🤣
@@michaelkreisel3573 yeah in Texas. Us in Florida (who has had the most mass shootings) think he's pathetic and insulting... He cares about 1 thing and 1 thing only.. making sure those NRA checks keep coming
@@papercut.. guns don't kill people people kill people. How many baby murders did the United States have last year?
You lost it
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Things that never happened.
It's comedy bro 🤣
How do you know? Has Tom told you that personally? You clearly just don't like him, so don't watch his comedy.
So i guess i only kinda have a problem with making up stories about real people that we can just ask like ted cruze but you cant say something like i didn't make this up when you made it all up
You seem to be attempting to write in english but...not quite. Stay in school.
They should have cut the whole special. He's not funny.
He sounds like Nate Bargatze
He does?
no he doesnt
Nate sounds like him?
Don't rip on Nate like that
They have a different delivery but both equally as good. Both been doing this forever too.