@@badapdose89 not really though... If it smells like cologne she's most likely covering up something rancid. I say if it smells like fish or cologne leave it alone but if it smells like soap go to town on it!
captainslapaho1 you see his reaction to the asian guy getting banged in the garage? His wife is horrified but tommy buns dies crying every time😂😂 makes me almost piss myself to hear him laugh so hard😂😂😂😂
Yo joker i always wondered, what does "slunts" actually mean? I used to think you were saying "slutts" at first lol. I'd love to finally know the answer to this question.
i have this shit on my playlist man .....always come back when im felling a little down or sad . to me a sociopath like tom lose it its something imo .
The way Uncle Joey calmly and casually calls it a "cute little town" before talking about the lewdist shit is priceless!! Years later and I still have to come back and listen to this story from time to time just to die ☠️🤣. Uncle joey will forever be a national treasure 🖤
To this day, years later. I still go back and watch these episodes while high AF and laugh til I’m crying. Seriously perma smile when i hear Joey telling stories
Lost count of how many times I've come back to this damn video the past couple years. Joey's stories are just on a completely different level, and he tells them funnier than anyone else could
it was almost as bad as that one time when Brent started talking about his kool aid intake like a kid raving about his soccer match to his uncaring parents
Yes, I enjoy dark humor as much as anyone.. but he said this chick was 21 she was CLEARLY being sex trafficked and theyre dyinggggg about it.. this was extremely depressing
I'd love Joey to be an airplane pilot, "Buckle your seatbelts momos we're in for a bumpy ride".. Lee could walk up and down anxiously asking people if they want anything to eat or drink
Because those haters are dumbasses and are jealous that they haven't had half of the experience in life that Joey has. I mean he has banged some swanky broads I'm sure but being a coke dealer you know he has tapped some out of his league pussy and the haters haven't. They just jelly, someone should call the jelly school.
Yeah people don't look at Rogan as a stand up comedian, they look to him as a modern Howard Stern who from time to time, brings informative guests on his show. The best Rogan is the Rogan with Joey and Tom, Theo Von, all them
Man Joey is mad funny and Joe Rogan has the best job ever. Keep up the good work guys. This pod cast never fails to cheers me up and make me laugh. Keep up the good work. 😂
Don't talk about him in the past hence you fuck, what're you trying to do curse him with ya voodoo. His shit stories "ARE" great.. and will be for years to come #joeyforever
When Joey is telling a story and says "Joe Rogan" I know its about to be a good one..
For real lol.
Hahahaaa true that
Blitz and they’re all good
Exactly!
Monkey of Brazil Pray for a better world
th-cam.com/video/gP6Y03Ijq3U/w-d-xo.html
When Joey opens his sentence with a location and year, you know something good is coming.
"Lemme tell ya, Joe Rogan..."
You KNOW it's gonna be a tale when he uses his full name, hahahahah
#zookalaminkia
mate i'm in tears...Diaz kills me
Boulda 1982 I was snorting blow with a hooka
Absolutely
😂true
I saw Joey live once and I legitimately didn’t stop laughing for an hour. I was in pain after, tremendous!
Lucky you.. one of my goals is to see Joey live but I'm afraid it's not gonna happen.
I saw him The Miami Improv decades ago. He was the feature. Jimmy Fallon was the surprise guest. Coco put on a hell of a show!
Did he talk about drugs and lie about everything?
His live stand-up really isn't that good. He's much funnier on podcasts.
@@harold3165 agreed
"She nearly stunk" that's a shirt that he needs to sell
"I ate it, then fingered her some and we were good to go"
👍🏿 😂😂😂😂
And “sukalamink” 😂
Hahhaqhqh
"It nearly stunk , I ate it".
@Danger Bear lmmmaaoo
If it smell like cologne leave it alone, if it smells like fish eat all you wish
If it smells like fish, eat it like a dish. Stupidest saying man has ever spoken.
@@badapdose89 not really though... If it smells like cologne she's most likely covering up something rancid. I say if it smells like fish or cologne leave it alone but if it smells like soap go to town on it!
@@The_dude94 id rather it just smell like puss
Tom laughing at horrible things kills me
captainslapaho1 you see his reaction to the asian guy getting banged in the garage? His wife is horrified but tommy buns dies crying every time😂😂 makes me almost piss myself to hear him laugh so hard😂😂😂😂
Tom laughing makes me laugh more
Christian Vance lol same
Love it too lol
captainslapaho1 he was the one laughing his ass off during the Susie Snorebush story right?
Sookalamink
Mink juice 😂😂😂
🤌🏻😂😂
Chupa
"I'm overstimulated" breaks me every time
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“Show me the monkey” bro ive never laughed like this in my life. I laughed my soul out on this one.
I have that in my head lol
It was spotless Umar....SPOTLESS.
one of the best lines ever... Joey Diaz drops these little gems here and there all the time LOL
Same
I seen this live, memories man
Joey was 410lbs back then... $25 of that $40 was a finders fee.
Mick G. You win! That comment is gold
Mick G. Ahh-haaahahaha
BAHAHAHAHAHhahahaahahahahAHHAHHAAAHAHAAA
Hahahahaha
Nice touch
Did Tom laugh more at this or when he found out how much Kool Aid Bert drinks?
i think here , but in both he died xd
Yo joker i always wondered, what does "slunts" actually mean? I used to think you were saying "slutts" at first lol. I'd love to finally know the answer to this question.
Kool-aid
Definitely a close race, and 2 EXTREMELY different topics to 😂
I think the kool-aid did it for him really.
Tom quietly dying of laughter whilst Joey tells the horrific story is the best part
Let it be known that Joey Diaz is the greatest story teller to ever live.
Hard for me to agree cuz of Pryor... Hard for me to disagree cuz uncle joey tells a funny fucking story.
Jesus has returned cocksucker
Let me tell you something General Issimo….
Some guy pimpin his gorgeous young wife out. Wtf this is funny?
@@Tikimohn pryor is GREAT, but i think as a story teller Joey takes the W.
Joe "Joe Rogan" Rogan
Fuck! Why the hell did this make me laugh?
Joe “Joe ‘Joe Rogan’ Rogan” Rogan
@@MrAngusyoungistheman Fuck me, this is advanced.
joe "joe" rogan
Joe "please don't call me Joe "Joe Rogan" Rogan" Rogan
''Show me the Monkey'' ''Suckalamink" its been 4 years and I'm still laughing
I just heard this story for the first time yesterday and it took me 10 minutes just to regain my composure from laughing.
@@Aaron-qg7dz I feel u man, this story is legendary.
I come back from time to time to rewatch this gem. I swear this is up there with one if his best stories...
i have this shit on my playlist man .....always come back when im felling a little down or sad . to me a sociopath like tom lose it its something imo .
Every few months
Same... His tampon story is so funny 🤣 "like a tongue at the haunted house blaaah" 😛 lol😭
I love the realisation on Toms face that he'll hear that shit again. 0:48
"oh god, he remembers, here it comes again"
Was literally trying to mentally prepare himself😂😂😂
That's the look of marijuana
@@josetrejo1431 no
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Flashbacks of a near death experience
The ULTIMATE "Try Not to Laugh" Challenge: Listening to Joey Diaz talk about ANYTHING.
Christian Vennemann the way he uses body motion to tell stories is funny asf
That guy is a heart attack ...his story's are better then his comedy..he's hilarious
fat drug addict aint funny at all.
@Poppa Jacks looks like you old fat dude
Christian Vennemann very true ! He’s the new Rodney Dangerfield
I revisit this story from time to time and still laugh my ass off. Uncle Joey is the best 👌
Just did , he's like the godfather, everytime you watch again it gets more epic 😊
Yes especially when I’m having a bad day like today 😂😂😂😂😂
The way Uncle Joey calmly and casually calls it a "cute little town" before talking about the lewdist shit is priceless!! Years later and I still have to come back and listen to this story from time to time just to die ☠️🤣. Uncle joey will forever be a national treasure 🖤
“Is that stuff true?”
“Yeah”
“Show me the monkey”
It was spotless, it nearly stunk. I ate it
I love how joey doesn't know what story it was but as soon as tom starts explaining he remembers right away and just start going into the story
thats when you know a story is real
To this day, years later. I still go back and watch these episodes while high AF and laugh til I’m crying. Seriously perma smile when i hear Joey telling stories
We were in a blessed time. 😂
Literally doing this 😂😂😂😂
@@terrellgrant1570 i still watch these videos. Ive heard the story so many times. Still gets me.
@@JoeyTheSinic 👍🏿
Lost count of how many times I've come back to this damn video the past couple years. Joey's stories are just on a completely different level, and he tells them funnier than anyone else could
0:50 Tom realised Joey was telling the correct story....and that he was going to laugh hard again!!
Jonathan Lamont he’s thinking “goddammit not again”
I caught that too!!!
had to move the mic away
Had to mentally and physically prepare himself lol
it was almost as bad as that one time when Brent started talking about his kool aid intake like a kid raving about his soccer match to his uncaring parents
"Show me da 🐵"
I heard this story two years ago. I remembered again and started laughing randomly last night and couldn't stop for an hour. Genius.
3:14 JOE’S FACE IM CRYING BRO 🤣🤣🤣
Tom Segura's laugh makes this x100 better
Tom dying laughing while Joey tells the story is hilarious
Joe's in another world
When ever I’m feeling a bit down I always put this in to pick me back up again with laughter 😂
6:17 “and she dropped behind the curtain, took the hammer out” I’ve never laughed so hard in my life
She nearly stunk.
"I ate it"
Joey " I Ate it" diaz
😂😂😂😂
"He's got rules" Lmao Joe is on another planet
Stars of death probably 🤣
A line in the sand
I love how Tom mentally prepares as soon as Joey starts the story lmao
2:58 when tom laughs i lose it everytime 😂🤣
Yes, I enjoy dark humor as much as anyone.. but he said this chick was 21 she was CLEARLY being sex trafficked and theyre dyinggggg about it.. this was extremely depressing
@@seankiesling2054 now that you put it like that i can see why. Hope its not the case
@@sampson1980 lol it was definitely the case lol
2:28 3:14
Joe is absolutely stoned to the bone lmfao
Handsome Jack thought he fell asleep at 2:28 😂
I’m still mad at you for killing Roland
You forgot 2:16 😅
Roman Lopez for real bro that hatred runs deep, loved jack as a villain hands down best imo for a game but fuck why like that
4:08
I need the cartoon of this lmao
you want a cartoon of a young bitch getting pimped?
Elliott Appleford yes
anonymous with audio
James Campbell I was thinking the same thing
This definitely needs a JRE toon 😂😂
6:40 bro...the way Uncle Joey moved across the screen had me rollin lol
“I’m over stimulated” best part 😂
Am I the only one who wants a permanent Joey Diaz ear piece in my head at all times?
He'd be great for a GPS voice.
I'd love Joey to be an airplane pilot, "Buckle your seatbelts momos we're in for a bumpy ride".. Lee could walk up and down anxiously asking people if they want anything to eat or drink
conr16 he’ll be stoned out of his fucking mind
@@travislazenby6797 “Turn right in 1/2 a mile, cocksucka”
0:48 is gold. When Tom realizes what he just set in motion, and he genuinely does not know if he will survive the retelling
5:56 "and she'd be in the back sooka la mink"...
And that's where, my friends, I could feel a lung coming out of my mouth... 🤣🤣🤣
Tom's reaction at 6:55 is me anytime I watch a podcast with Joey Diaz.
3:14 Joe fighting for his life LMFAO
The devil was sitting right next to him, joey saved his life
Holy fuck he really is🤣🤣
lmao he is physically unable to react to the story
Joe is so high here I think
@@Behel1t you think? 🤣
The way joe at 2:28 just shuts down for a second hahahaha
LOLLLLLL
Humanoid?
Thats the kind of weed I want, that puts me in stand by mode.
Lmao I got a secondhand high from this vid
The fact that you got the exact time stamp is impeccable.
Joey is the best comedian-story teller he is just hilarious 😂
"I'm over stimulated, I feel like I need psychiatric treatment." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
'And she'd be in the back sooka la minkia'
Hahaha!
Suckin my shit
Mienia bro!
Branden apexo Is
Minchia means dick or fuck
Minchia means dick, and nothing else (and it’s spelled minchia)
One of my favorite part of the podcast is when he gets his friends together get high and joke around. I don't know why people hate on it
Cooper seriously, everyone loves it, hence why it’s the most successful podcast in the world
No he’s right there’s people that complain about not having interesting guests and only hearing joe talk shit with his friends
Oh boy you got your answer probably by now.
Because those haters are dumbasses and are jealous that they haven't had half of the experience in life that Joey has. I mean he has banged some swanky broads I'm sure but being a coke dealer you know he has tapped some out of his league pussy and the haters haven't. They just jelly, someone should call the jelly school.
Yeah people don't look at Rogan as a stand up comedian, they look to him as a modern Howard Stern who from time to time, brings informative guests on his show.
The best Rogan is the Rogan with Joey and Tom, Theo Von, all them
Joey Diaz is simply the pinnacle of human greatness.
my Lord. Diaz is never a dull moment. I bet he’s the most sincere pal that many comics actually have.
"I'm overstimulated" 6:54
tom's laugh is amazing
Iunio92 Bikes!
This story has consistently put a smile on my face for years
🤣
Tom : "I don't think i ever laughed as hard"
Oh boy, wait until he finds out that Bert drinks a gallon of red kool aid
“It nearly stunk” gets me every time 😂😂😂
' I ate it '
2:33 joey was about to say crackpipe no doubt. hes hilarious
Please joe bring Tom and joey back on together we need more of these stories 😂😂
2:28 this laugh that Tom does
Watching stoned people laugh and giggle is just so heartwarming and makes me so damn happy.
as an italian, was listening casually while doing some work and than i hear joey say "suca la minchia" - almost died of laughter on the spot
La maniera in cui l'ha detto fa capire che non è italiano ma ha imparato due o tre parole, fantastico
@@persona7056 so true
I pulled this video up to my Italian father just to hear him hear Joey say that
“This is the world of comedy, ladies and gentlemen!”👍
3:26 It's the silent wheeze laughs that are the most deadly.
“Show me the monkey” should’ve been my yearbook quote
Yeah, hindsight is 20/20
Joe is absolutely fried
"Nashville 96" 🤣
"Show me the monkey" I had to turn it off because I was literally laughing so hard.
Joey seriously should play a CGI cartoon character. Imagine hearing him in a Dreamworks movie.
What about gta?
"He only wanted the 40 dollars...I didn't give it to him!". HILARIOUS
this is my 349th time watching this since 2017... and still counting. i cant get enough of JOEY!
Guarantee he’s on a roll every time he tells this story, it’s like the same but different each time, he just knows how to tell it.
The best part at 4:10 when Tom Segura says "You think that's crazy?". That's what I call a sense of humor.
Theyre so high lmao
Joe was fuckin barbecued
2:29 never seen joe so high before 😂😂😂 on another planet
S T acid
If joey wasnt there telling stories joe would've disintegrated and teleported to the 4th dimension
Be all thankful for Joe Rogan, he introduced us to this gem 🤣🙏
Man Joey is mad funny and Joe Rogan has the best job ever. Keep up the good work guys. This pod cast never fails to cheers me up and make me laugh. Keep up the good work. 😂
“Show me the monkey”
“I want my 40 dollars!”
Not the world of comedy...the world of Joey Diaz...best storyteller ever!
I love uncle Joey, he's the goat of story telling
"it nearly stunk" is fuckin wild 😂
God I love when Joey addresses Joe as “Joe Rogan”
Best Podcast yet... Joey's shit stories were epic...
Don't talk about him in the past hence you fuck, what're you trying to do curse him with ya voodoo.
His shit stories "ARE" great.. and will be for years to come
#joeyforever
A Fancy Cow I thought he died or some shit man. I almost shed a tear.
FUCK😣😣
dude i died at that part. Greetz from Holland 😉
Benjamin dude the changing flavors joke had me crying
6:36 him shifting left to right all im thinking is “hammer time, ohhh ohh ohhh.” Has me dead 😂
This is probably one of my top 3 favorite TH-cam videos
Joey is the best story teller I’ve ever heard! Love that man.
that sucked
He is good. A tremendous liar as well
God bless you Shirley, wherever you are.
I love how Joey tells that story then silently looks at Rogan waiting for his response and he is so stunned he can’t speak 🤣
"Show me the monkey" and "it nearly stunk" is forever imbedded in my brain.
2:16 Joe is purely destroyed hahahah
2:28 holy shit he's gone lol
3:13
He’s fighting for his life! 😂😂😂😂😂 ZOMBIE MODE!
I am still waiting for my 40 dollars!
Tom reacting to Joey is the funniest part about this
Joey Diaz is the Godfather of comedy. I could listen to his stories or whatever he goes off about 🤣😂
There will NEVER be any Joey Diaz.. That man is a living legend 🙏❤️
Joey Diaz- “How’s the wife?”
Segura absolutely dying in the background makes it for me
Listening to Joey's stories while high is the best experience for any break in your matrix
"took the hammer out and started sucalamink" LMAO 😂🤣😂🤣
I love how Joey always calls his best friend by his entire name lololol “you know Joe Rogan”
That’s when you know story is going to be good 😂😂😂
It's like joe and joey are long lost brothers catching up on they're life's by telling crazy stories
I love Joey Diaz! Even if his stories are embellished, he tells them well! 😂
2021 still watching this and crying with laughter 😂😂😂😂