John-CA | The Bible Is Smarter Than You! | The Atheist Experience 26.45

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  • @jettythesunfish
    @jettythesunfish ปีที่แล้ว +626

    "The Bible is smarter than mankind!"
    Bible: Bats are birds.

    • @zoggdawg8141
      @zoggdawg8141 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Bible: talking animals.

    • @Danny451
      @Danny451 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      🤣

    • @canbest7668
      @canbest7668 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@Danny451 Smallest seed is mustard

    • @wyett123
      @wyett123 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Bible: God created light before stars
      Me: wait a minute 🤔

    • @Julian0101
      @Julian0101 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      There were plants before the sun

  • @TheMusicalStylingsofBrentBunn
    @TheMusicalStylingsofBrentBunn ปีที่แล้ว +541

    There's no hate like Christian love.

    • @MrCanis4
      @MrCanis4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Their god so full of love and that's why they love 'hate' so much

    • @az8theist977
      @az8theist977 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That's my new bumper sticker. Well done!

    • @revwillyg6450
      @revwillyg6450 ปีที่แล้ว

      He loves you, so love him back, or he'll burn you in a fire forever. Makes sense, right?😂

    • @TheMusicalStylingsofBrentBunn
      @TheMusicalStylingsofBrentBunn ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@acefighter682 I don't remember saying these things. If I may ask, why do you feel this way?

    • @polarfroge
      @polarfroge ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or.....is there no love like christian hate?
      Semantics, eh?

  • @georgem2334
    @georgem2334 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    This is your brain on religion.

    • @dawkinrich2051
      @dawkinrich2051 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, atheism is stronger than crack cocaine.

    • @jaycox5804
      @jaycox5804 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ha...ha...ha ...hallerious I agree ..Bullseye ! ...nice shot george .

    • @marcimarce1207
      @marcimarce1207 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That sums it all up!

    • @porch.honky.420
      @porch.honky.420 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature prove it.

    • @Lupinemancer87
      @Lupinemancer87 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's sad.

  • @jayreynolds7069
    @jayreynolds7069 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    John is a perfect representative of Christianity

    • @Brammy007a
      @Brammy007a ปีที่แล้ว +89

      yea.... absolutely pathetic

    • @dannyspitzer1267
      @dannyspitzer1267 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Yup. Pure delusion

    • @claudiasolomon1123
      @claudiasolomon1123 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@dannyspitzer1267 oooo I remember you. You are one of our most famous trolls. So how has your trolling been going today🤔??

    • @TBomb39
      @TBomb39 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@claudiasolomon1123 Don't you mean MCD? @Danny Spitzer is cool.

    • @Sinless_Stone_Caster
      @Sinless_Stone_Caster ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature You have a pair of nuts on your chin whether you believe it or not, _preacher._

  • @marcimarce1207
    @marcimarce1207 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    It's scary how many people live in a delusional fantasy world.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      What's worse, they insist that you live in that delusional fantasy world, too.

    • @francmittelo6731
      @francmittelo6731 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are not delusional. If Christians are delusional, then so is everybody else, because not everything we believe can be proven with 100% certainty. Believing in a lie does not make one delusional.

    • @latetodagame1892
      @latetodagame1892 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm living the dream!

    • @makdrumz
      @makdrumz ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah I know…I used to be one of those ☹️ knowledge and scientific research actually opens your eyes and leads you to logic…and is also a creative and fun process!

    • @itsaboutthattime4425
      @itsaboutthattime4425 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dx1450 and then they hate you when you decide you don’t want to join them.

  • @dannyspitzer1267
    @dannyspitzer1267 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    Like all theists, John's brain has been deep fried in a giant vat of religious grease. Extra crispy.

    • @Jabbatic
      @Jabbatic ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Don't forget the side order of char-broiled DERP!

    • @dawkinrich2051
      @dawkinrich2051 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You were duped with atheist sophistry. Extra bigotry.

    • @TBomb39
      @TBomb39 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Man, that grease has to be incredibly nasty by now. It's the same grease since the first mistake of Genesis 1.

    • @spicyshizz2850
      @spicyshizz2850 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@dawkinrich2051 bro u asked for evidence for atheism, I think u need to worry more about who’s duping who lmao

    • @BlarglemanTheSkeptic2
      @BlarglemanTheSkeptic2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dawkinrich2051 👈 truthimus maximus, Essene J_w, Rechard Dorkins, Reality Check, Randy Minor, Master, Festus Rebooted, Magical Chemical Daddy, God, Dilly Junior Lacks Belief, Rev. Fester's Fly Swatter, John Wayne's Boots were atheists, Clyde Barrow, dawkin rich, Dawkins, Vlad Putin, Richard Eubank, Jim Jones, Rev Rufus Thudbuckle, Joe Daddy, Joe Momma, Jomomma, Joe FoneBone, Fester B Thuggin, Festus is Bestus, Lester Bestertester, Reverend Festus, Tom Hammer, Thug Life, God's Thug, God's SOLDIER, Truth Bomb, Atheism K*lls (#1), Atheism K*lls (#2), Atheism K*lls (#3), Rev Fester BesterTester, Ham Bone, Hambone, Rev. Cletus Thudbuckle, Joe Crank, Rev. Bubba Flavel, Recl usiarch, Jim Slim, TrustInJesus111, Dan Cox, Daniel Cox, Senator Cox’s Son, Our Secret Lord, Atheism Exposed, Jack Valance, The master- bay-ting, Admiral Buckley’s Son, JESUS CHRIST!

  • @Ozone280
    @Ozone280 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Imagine being one of Darmer's victims in heaven and finding out he's just moved in next door!

    • @MrKit9
      @MrKit9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nobody in Heaven will move in next door to Dahmer.

    • @petem.3719
      @petem.3719 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heaven and Christianity suffer from the same fundamental problem. Too many Christians. Dahmer would be no worse than anyone else there.
      I'd just as soon go to hell than spend eternity with a bunch of damn Christians.

    • @petyrkowalski9887
      @petyrkowalski9887 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@MrKit9 since heaven is imaginary thats true.

    • @thenaturalmidsouth9536
      @thenaturalmidsouth9536 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine being one of his victims in hell and knowing the guy who raped, murdered and then ATE you is spending eternity in paradise.

    • @angelman906
      @angelman906 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, considering a lot of them were gay they wouldn’t, which is an even bigger fuck you in my opinion.

  • @TheAntiburglar
    @TheAntiburglar ปีที่แล้ว +517

    This is not only sad, it's infuriating. The absolute smug condescension dripping from this caller's words is beyond insulting, and that's not even touching the spectacularly awful arguments made.

    • @makeamericagreatagainwithtrump
      @makeamericagreatagainwithtrump ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🔊ATHEISM IN 2022? REALLY!!!!! 💣💣💣😂😂

    • @BlarglemanTheSkeptic2
      @BlarglemanTheSkeptic2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@makeamericagreatagainwithtrump 👈 obvious troll is obvious AF!

    • @johnd.shultz7423
      @johnd.shultz7423 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      smug condescention IS the meat and taters of the x-tian religion....

    • @BlarglemanTheSkeptic2
      @BlarglemanTheSkeptic2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature you have non-magical chemicals, regardless.

    • @TBomb39
      @TBomb39 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature Religion is a smile on a dog.

  • @PapaDon46
    @PapaDon46 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Sometimes I feel sad because I'm not as smart as I would like to be. Then someone like John from CA calls and I feel like Aristotle. 🧑‍🎓

    • @porch.honky.420
      @porch.honky.420 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here.

    • @rembrandt972ify
      @rembrandt972ify ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Even though he was a bright guy, Aristotle was wrong about almost everything. Don't worry, John feels like he is smart enough for the both of you.

    • @Refertech101
      @Refertech101 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@rembrandt972ify But Aristotle had the lagit excuse of true ignorance, now days John does not!

    • @rembrandt972ify
      @rembrandt972ify ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Refertech101 You can always find an excuse. 🤪

    • @csweezey18
      @csweezey18 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aristotle was kind of an idiot, though.

  • @suburban-vampire
    @suburban-vampire ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "HEY MAN! I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING, AND I AM HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT!"

    • @Danny451
      @Danny451 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣

    • @canbest7668
      @canbest7668 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That would make a great T-Shirt

    • @suburban-vampire
      @suburban-vampire ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@canbest7668 I think I may legit try to make these. I have OK graphics skill and think I can manage all caps 😎

    • @canbest7668
      @canbest7668 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@suburban-vampire I will buy one!

    • @TBomb39
      @TBomb39 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Someone in another channel, when asked why they always use all-caps, replied "That's the only way that I know of, to make my posts stand out"
      Lol.

  • @Bijoux_DerWunderCatsen
    @Bijoux_DerWunderCatsen ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Apparently when god washes away our sins, several IQ points get washed away too.

    • @Sinless_Stone_Caster
      @Sinless_Stone_Caster ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's a good one. 😂

    • @chiricahuaapache5132
      @chiricahuaapache5132 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      More like 30 in John's case, from 85 to 55.

    • @mikesmith1181
      @mikesmith1181 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chiricahuaapache5132 and I think 75 is the cutoff for being retarded. John started off pretty low...

    • @ericdellinger6260
      @ericdellinger6260 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You are correct! When our sins are washed away, it's standard to take the right 2 digits off of your IQ. Apparently with this caller, his IQ was only double digits to start with...

  • @averagebear5889
    @averagebear5889 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    A true christian will sooner or later resort to threats when their arguments turn to shit.

    • @Sinless_Stone_Caster
      @Sinless_Stone_Caster ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Unfortunately.

    • @a.g.m8790
      @a.g.m8790 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Sinless_Stone_Caster fortunately. That’s slowly but steadily turning normies away from their bizarre and hateful dogma

    • @Sinless_Stone_Caster
      @Sinless_Stone_Caster ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@a.g.m8790 Good.

    • @a.g.m8790
      @a.g.m8790 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Sinless_Stone_Caster hell yea. I’m so glad they can’t help themselves

    • @jacksonrajman9006
      @jacksonrajman9006 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's not a true Christian, that's an idiot!
      Oh wait they're the same thing, my bad!

  • @jtdavis62
    @jtdavis62 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    What kind of monster would throw its creations into "hell"? It's a stupid concept only believed by stupid people.

  • @queezle4277
    @queezle4277 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Calls like this are frustrating but are so good at holding a mirror up to questioning and more logical Christians. Really shows them how ridiculous their religion is

  • @SqwarkParrotSpittingFeathers
    @SqwarkParrotSpittingFeathers ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I find, in my limited experience, whenever a theist has nowhere to go in an argument, it often ends with, “You’re going to hell”.

  • @Columbiastargazer
    @Columbiastargazer ปีที่แล้ว +57

    and still ZERO evidence for some magical invisible sky daddy

    • @Jabbatic
      @Jabbatic ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You've got to give the believers some credit for all the hard work they put in asserting its 'power', 'agency' and 'existence'. Such a shame that, in thousands of years, every one of them has produced zero, zilch, nada, nil, none, nought, zip, nul, ኒል, Զրո, শূন্য, ʻAʻole, אֶפֶס, शून्य, Nulla, Ekkert, ноль, leai, शून्यम्, nol, nialas, Нула, neoni... and all the other ways in too many languages you can write 'not a damn thing!' regarding evidence of their brand of sky daddy. But they all do suffer from a severe case of bloviation, with complications caused by an excess of purest bullshit, the poor deluded things! 🤣🤣

    • @wyett123
      @wyett123 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'd be willing to fake believe a sky daddy. That sounds hot 😂

    • @dawkinrich2051
      @dawkinrich2051 ปีที่แล้ว

      and still ZERO evidence a concoction of chemicals came from the OBLIVION and made everything.

    • @Columbiastargazer
      @Columbiastargazer ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature nope, you poorly educated child

    • @jquest99
      @jquest99 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Columbiastargazer He was going on and on about how heartbroken he was that Matt had left and he was going to stop trolling this channel.
      But because he's a theist, his morality is based on an imaginary god creature, so he is OK with outright lying.

  • @Sydney_With_A_Why
    @Sydney_With_A_Why ปีที่แล้ว +104

    An inanimate object probably is smarter than John.

    • @boarder6246
      @boarder6246 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I’ve had more intelligent conversations with a furby

    • @cubonefan3
      @cubonefan3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don’t insult the callers intelligence, please

    • @willdwyer6782
      @willdwyer6782 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@cubonefan3 it isn't an insult if it's the truth.

    • @Sydney_With_A_Why
      @Sydney_With_A_Why ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cubonefan3 I'm not insulting, I'm agreeing.

    • @duncanbryson1167
      @duncanbryson1167 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rocks rock 😉

  • @khill8645
    @khill8645 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    'Jeffrey Dahmer can be forgiven for his youthful transgressions' was not the direction I expected this to take...

    • @wyett123
      @wyett123 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If they're honest...it always leads this way. Otherwise they stutter and stammer

    • @Julian0101
      @Julian0101 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Would that mean if his transgressions were later on life then he couldnt be forgiven?

    • @khill8645
      @khill8645 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Julian0101 Pretty sure, given the smoothbrain theology of the caller, that it means he'd have to ask for forgiveness again (or that he'd have to ask for forgiveness _and mean it_ since apparently True Christians™ don't sin)

    • @TBomb39
      @TBomb39 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Stoned Nihilist Actually, by Xtian dogma, Dahmer's in heaven, and his victims most likely are in hell.

    • @Ironraven001
      @Ironraven001 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's exactly where I thought this would go. Of course they love the cannibal. Have you ever been to a church? Blood of Christ? Lol

  • @alkristopher
    @alkristopher ปีที่แล้ว +145

    I love how this guy COMPLETELY deflates after one single question made from a calm, rational mind. Basically dude hit a wall and staggered back in a daze.

    • @hakureikura9052
      @hakureikura9052 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What!? Timestamp it for us man. This is 17 min. long...

    • @marasmusine
      @marasmusine ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hakureikura9052 It's the first question asked 1:18. John can't be honest so just rambles on incoherently.

    • @marasmusine
      @marasmusine ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh, there's more to pick from! 6:10 as well

    • @hakureikura9052
      @hakureikura9052 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@marasmusine nice 👍 when videos go more than 10 minutes, people's attention span usually already gone. We then need time stamps for that so people can go to the meat of the matter, rather than listen to theists incoherent rambling, which is painful to the ears. Especially when they say so much only to mean nothing at all.

    • @scottfulton267
      @scottfulton267 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He finally stops dancing around the question and answers around 8:20

  • @eileenmiller9914
    @eileenmiller9914 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    John's beliefs are disgusting! He basically called to preach.Who would want to be in heaven, even it were real?

    • @luvyatubers
      @luvyatubers ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If there is a heaven I don't believe God is there. He put his mistakes on planet Earth and abandoned us. And if he did attempt to help by sending jeebus, Earthlings were unkind. Which makes even more reason to fly far away and disappear from us forever. There is only helll and we are all going there

    • @AnnaP-uh3mc
      @AnnaP-uh3mc ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right! I do not want to be in heaven with John and Jeffrey Dahlmer thanks

  • @jasons8479
    @jasons8479 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    John's mind must be what hell is like. That poor guy is obviously living in perpetual torment in this life.

    • @bswantner2
      @bswantner2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Grew up with fundie parents. Cowards, mentally. They hide reality inside the littlest Russian doll. Shouldn't have made me literate by three AND been fans of the founding fathers. Thomas Paine's 'Age of Reason' was a quick read at 15. Leaving behind any semblance of belief was an even quicker decision.

  • @jayv9779
    @jayv9779 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    You know when they pull out the "bible is perfect" they have abandoned reason.

  • @1414141x
    @1414141x ปีที่แล้ว +185

    I live in the UK and I can honestly say I have not met any of my countrymen spew out this kind of crap ! Yes, we have Christians of various shapes and taste but you just don't get this weird stuff. I am 66 years of age and I have never heard anyone speak this kind of garbage. I listen to quite a few American atheist programmes because I find some of the callers are so delusional is quite entertaining.

    • @ministryofarguments3525
      @ministryofarguments3525 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In the US religions are not governed by the state and are allowed to adversely influence the society from a independent position of power. The fact that religions have managed to infiltrate their way into politics all the way to the top and corrupt the society through and through is a major reason for the religious weirdness that comes out of the US.

    • @TBomb39
      @TBomb39 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, the seppos here are full-on muppets, science help me.

    • @alangriffiths2100
      @alangriffiths2100 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I also live in theUK but I have met some one who spewed out this crap, he was a jobo (Jehovah witness in case any one doesn’t know). He told me that he had total proof of the existence of a god, and then showed me a passage from the watch tower. My favourite American evangelist is Kenneth Copeland. Please send him over to us so that he can blow away our political problems.

    • @MPM6785ChitChat
      @MPM6785ChitChat ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's Genetic 😃
      The initial wave of invited Immigrants - 185O's then second 1900 to America were people who were mostly victims of persecution - religious mainly. Mix of :-
      Puritan, Anglican, Quaker,
      Calvinist, Lutheran religions plus
      Jews, Politicos etc .

    • @rectorsquid
      @rectorsquid ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It sounds like you are just insulting other people, based on the country they live in, to make yourself feel superior. People where I live don't do that sort of thing.

  • @claudiasolomon1123
    @claudiasolomon1123 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    John's brain has been thoroughly washed & conditioned.

    • @denverarnold6210
      @denverarnold6210 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      assuming it's still in his skull.

    • @Ironraven001
      @Ironraven001 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The smoothest and shiniest brain.

    • @TBomb39
      @TBomb39 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Deep-fried, too.

    • @rcblazer
      @rcblazer ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They used the extra strong bleach on John's brain.

    • @stephensarkany3577
      @stephensarkany3577 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not only that, he rinsed and repeated.

  • @simonkoster
    @simonkoster ปีที่แล้ว +32

    When arguments fail there's always the threats ...

  • @GabeCoolwater
    @GabeCoolwater ปีที่แล้ว +72

    So, according to John, I can commit the most terrifying crimes imaginable in this life... and as long as I believe in jesus, I won't be punished and I'll go to heaven to party. Well, that's screwed up as f*ck. That's a sick deity right there.

    • @ajclements4627
      @ajclements4627 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yep, be Jeffrey Dahmer, say you’re really really sorry and get “saved”, BAM, instant Willy Willy Wonka Golden ticket to heaven!

    • @wyldink1
      @wyldink1 ปีที่แล้ว

      These are the same Christians that say atheists just don't want to have any personal accountability.

    • @MrCanis4
      @MrCanis4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      In his world, it is possible that Hitler is in heaven, and because I do not believe I go to hell.

    • @GabeCoolwater
      @GabeCoolwater ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrCanis4 Oh, man... You know what, no wonder there's so many sx crimes committed by priests (catholic church) being uncovered in many contries (like mine). In their minds, they can do whatever they want to anyone: just believe in jesus and you're safe.

    • @Refertech101
      @Refertech101 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MrCanis4 Well according to christianity hitler is indeed in haven, he was a creationist after all

  • @Leszek.Rzepecki
    @Leszek.Rzepecki ปีที่แล้ว +41

    John of CA is the sort of arrogant Christian who confirms me in my belief that giving up Christianity like an alcoholic gives up booze is the best decision I ever made. Not that that I was ever a religious addict like John of CA. He's a sad case, and would make a bad neighbour, lousy friend and absolutely horrible spouse.

  • @_Omega_Weapon
    @_Omega_Weapon ปีที่แล้ว +51

    A perfect (maximized in every conceivable way) being would be free of wants, needs and desires. It would be perfectly content. It would have no need to create anything at all much less DEMAND it's creations to glorify it for eternity or torture them eternally for not believing it exists.

    • @cheftr1
      @cheftr1 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I would argue that perfection is incapable of creation, because any creation would necessarily lower the quality of existence.

    • @LuminesBreezer--
      @LuminesBreezer-- ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And what believers don't, and never will understand, is how much this counters the claim of 'free will'. If you were brought here with two choices to either worship whichever god you devote your life to, or suffer for eternity, what is free will?

    • @wyett123
      @wyett123 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cheftr1 I'd more so argue perfection is incapable of creating imperfection

    • @denverarnold6210
      @denverarnold6210 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wyett123 unless they did it on purpose, but that's a whole new bag of worms.

    • @wyett123
      @wyett123 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@denverarnold6210 😂 that just takes us back to why would a perfect being want to create anything

  • @j3pelfrey
    @j3pelfrey ปีที่แล้ว +17

    John when you won't answer a direct question you appear dishonest and weak. If the almighty creator of this universe is backing you up, you would think you might be a little braver.

  • @acfkelly6291
    @acfkelly6291 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    We all knew the answer. They tell CHILDREN they're banned for hell. After the child watches the church forgive their abusers

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Or watches their abusers be the ones giving other people forgiveness.

  • @sigmaoctantis1892
    @sigmaoctantis1892 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The Bible is like a car wreck. That's all I got out of John's babble.

  • @archersomers
    @archersomers ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Perfect example
    ." Religion makes otherwise normal people do and say wicked and disgusting things,"

    • @1414141x
      @1414141x ปีที่แล้ว

      Thankfully we no longer live in a world where you can get murdered for not believing in a god. Unless you live in a fanatical muslim country of course.

    • @petem.3719
      @petem.3719 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Good people do good things. Bad people do bad things. For a good person to do bad things...that takes religion".

  • @richardreese2257
    @richardreese2257 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    THere's no point in even talking to people this deeply messed up

    • @jszlauko
      @jszlauko ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, it's what brainwashing creates!

    • @Sinless_Stone_Caster
      @Sinless_Stone_Caster ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So deeply messed up that it's up their a** and around the corner. 😆

    • @2msystems740
      @2msystems740 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agree. But it can be funny if you ignore the tragedy though.

  • @I-AM-IS
    @I-AM-IS ปีที่แล้ว +31

    John is right, the bible is definitely smarter than him.

  • @michaelburgess6004
    @michaelburgess6004 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The issue with hell is that there is literally no possible way to deserve to go there forever. Some people may deserve punishment, but eternal torture is the ultimate unfairness no matter what you've done. Even people like Hitler and Genghis Kahn don't deserve *eternal suffering.* Imagine being tortured so long you could watch the entire life cycle of the universe birthing and being destroyed by the hands of time trillions of times and still not being any closer to salvation than when you started. Why not just obliterate the souls of the damned? That would be more reasonable than the concept of hell is.

    • @michaelburgess6004
      @michaelburgess6004 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ookeekthelibrarian What? I dont understand.

    • @drsatan9617
      @drsatan9617 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@michaelburgess6004 its British slang and an insult

    • @TBomb39
      @TBomb39 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There's a school of thought that after enough time had passed, the tortures of hell would become "meh" once the mind has snapped. A person could retreat into that mind, and live there, maybe playing back their past life, or imagining a new one. Someone in heaven wouldn't have this option, they'd spend every minute of every day and night, waiting on god, as prophesied in Rev.
      Of course, all of this is just a load of dingoes kidneys anyway.

    • @michaelburgess6004
      @michaelburgess6004 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TBomb39 "A load of dingo's kidneys." That's probably the most Australian thing I've ever heard lmao

    • @TBomb39
      @TBomb39 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@michaelburgess6004 I borrowed from Douglas Adams, who may have borrowed from Aussie slang. I'm a big fan of both 😀

  • @nephjd88
    @nephjd88 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    So you have four different perspectives from four different writers, who weren't even there, writing about hearsay that definitely does contradict each other, which introduces so much confusion. How could an infallible, perfect god allow that to happen? If you wanted people to know you, wouldn't you want your message to be perfectly clear with no room for confusion? So why allow four different authors tell four different versions of the same story with contradictory things happening? Make it make sense!

  • @ari1234a
    @ari1234a ปีที่แล้ว +36

    If sin, as I have been told, breaks the laws of the gods, then as an atheist I cannot break them.
    Atheists cannot be sinners, sinners are people who believe in that particular god and the laws they believe in.
    These "laws" only apply to those who live in the country/religion/god governed by these laws.

  • @richardc6269
    @richardc6269 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This person is lost to the bs he has been told to think. These people are delusional.

  • @tonydarcy1606
    @tonydarcy1606 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    John starts with the threat of hell, and finishes with the threat of hell, having been shown to be wrong on all issues he raised. The tap dance didn't work John. No wonder Christianity is losing adherents !

  • @GMcC-ow4wg
    @GMcC-ow4wg ปีที่แล้ว +10

    No one ever mentions the victims. Jeffrey gets to go to heaven, what about his victims , what did they get?

  • @alangriffiths2100
    @alangriffiths2100 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Where did the sinners go before the church invented hell?

    • @boarder6246
      @boarder6246 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If I’m not wrong, we all went to candyland, and that is where the holy boardgame came from.

    • @dannyboyakadandaman504furl9
      @dannyboyakadandaman504furl9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sheol

    • @ministryofarguments3525
      @ministryofarguments3525 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Before Christianity or the Hebrew religion Hell was the place that everyone went to after dying, heaven was reserved exclusively for the gods alone. It wasn't until Zoroastrianism came on the scene that ordinary people were then allowed to go to heaven and Hell was reserved for the evil people. So Judaism, Christianity and Islam have all been influenced by the earlier monotheistic religion of Zoroastrianism whether they like it or not.

  • @chickenpants
    @chickenpants ปีที่แล้ว +255

    This is really sad. He's heard some apologists spout their nonsense. He tried to stick to a script and very reluctantly answered direct questions. He has so many christian thought stoppers going around his head. It's really sad. I hope that he finds his way out.

    • @makeamericagreatagainwithtrump
      @makeamericagreatagainwithtrump ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🔊🔊🔊TIME TO DROP TRUTHBOMBS ON ATHEISM!!!!!!!! TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN🔊🔊💣💣🧨🧨🥳

    • @mchevre
      @mchevre ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@makeamericagreatagainwithtrump lmao please be a poe

    • @BlarglemanTheSkeptic2
      @BlarglemanTheSkeptic2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature you have non-magical chemicals, regardless.

    • @TBomb39
      @TBomb39 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature Hello, fellow primate.

    • @TBomb39
      @TBomb39 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@makeamericagreatagainwithtrump Bad week for Orange Cheesus.

  • @AdamTheJensen
    @AdamTheJensen ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Gish Galloping at its finest.

  • @DefendUrPolicyDontScapegoatLie
    @DefendUrPolicyDontScapegoatLie ปีที่แล้ว +14

    He’s in a blind panic to not answer a simple question and just wants to repeat his script he knows is nonsense.

    • @feedingravens
      @feedingravens ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do not be so harsh - he does not know that this is nonsense. In his bubble that alll makes total sense, and after this onslaught of reality he will flee back into his bubble and forget all this.
      These people have been conditioned to not perceive certain things. When you have this strategy to set out your perception, you can live a happy and easy life in peace.
      Just as people here in Germany learned not to perceive certain things, to not look in certain directions, where jewish shops were taken over by christians and jewish families moved away or disappeared suddenly.
      Great effort was made by the regime to maintain normality, to keep people distracted. You could live a normal, harmless life, never seeing anything bad. They maintained that largely even throughout the war. Moves like "Die Feurzangenbowle"; "Münchhausen", "Große Freiheit Nr. 7" were produced far into the war, and are totally unpolitical, absolutely harmless, you can watch them with fun and do not need to have a bad conscience.
      That is the application of the same principle as that what christianity does.

    • @Sinless_Stone_Caster
      @Sinless_Stone_Caster ปีที่แล้ว

      When John laughed around 2:23, I thought he was about to have a mental breakdown. 😂

    • @DefendUrPolicyDontScapegoatLie
      @DefendUrPolicyDontScapegoatLie ปีที่แล้ว

      ⁠@@feedingravens I understand 110%. Not to seem condescending but I was a devout Baptist who went to a far right evangelical baptist school. I was this guy for most of my teen years.
      Then the pendulum swing a little to far in the other direction and had that prideful feeling of nonbelievers after I felt like I “escaped” something and everyone around me needed me to tell them that!
      Now I’m completely comfortable saying I don’t know if there’s a deity/creator behind all this chaos. I say I don’t believe YET but this is the forum for it I think.
      So yea, I shouldn’t be so harsh. Maybe it’s because I see some of myself in some of these guys!
      However all that said, in order to have a productive, mature, honest conversation you need to contribute to it. He’s learning how but he’s got too many scripts to go through that revolve around his personal/emotional needs.
      Which as you said is ingrained.

  • @onlyme972
    @onlyme972 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Created a whole universe but has1 a one track obsession with bronze age goat herds.

    • @BlarglemanTheSkeptic2
      @BlarglemanTheSkeptic2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature you have non-magical chemicals, regardless.

  • @carlmalone4011
    @carlmalone4011 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Just answer the fucking question" ! Dave rocks.

    • @ksiistoyiiwa
      @ksiistoyiiwa ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love how John tried to use the "I'm the one who called in - I get to ask the questions" gambit.

  • @terrywright9765
    @terrywright9765 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    If I am not as smart as a book that says the Earth is flat and unmoving, the Sun goes around the Earth, the Sun and stars are not similar and the stars will fall to the earth someday, then I should burn forever.

  • @dirkmolen9392
    @dirkmolen9392 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The fact that John takes FOREVER to answer a simple yes/no question is really telling...

  • @rebeccadubois8270
    @rebeccadubois8270 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Believers and their empty threats.
    Crazy how brainwashed they are.

  • @ImStayGold42
    @ImStayGold42 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    John - CA is so satisfied w himself as an evangelical Christian. I really wonder what kind of skeletons are in his closet.

    • @JonS
      @JonS ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Addiction. He let that one slip. He's likely replaced a substance addiction with a religious addiction.

    • @themanifestmage
      @themanifestmage ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Skeletons in the closet? What use is that to a Christian?

    • @AdmiralBison
      @AdmiralBison ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@themanifestmage Make them guilty and keep the tithe flowing.

    • @bswantner2
      @bswantner2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've never traveled to the west coast, but am I the only one that finds it strange to hear hardcore evangelicals out of California? Stereotypes are dumb, that's fair.

    • @nondescriptcat5620
      @nondescriptcat5620 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bswantner2 California is enormous, it's basically its own country. while the urban centers are typically progressive, there are large swathes of rural conservative areas.

  • @majuli8420
    @majuli8420 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    John didn't suffer the ravages of intelligence.

  • @ChrisM-zm4li
    @ChrisM-zm4li ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This world is doomed unless we can grow up and stop believing in magical gods.

  • @bct8881
    @bct8881 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Hell can't be any worse than the place John's mind is in.
    I'll risk it.

  • @simonbelmont5801
    @simonbelmont5801 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Frightened caller couldn't answer any simple questions. Poor guy.

  • @bryanblalack4340
    @bryanblalack4340 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge.

  • @warren52nz
    @warren52nz ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *_You've got to hand it to God... he's the world champion of playing HIDE AND SEEK!!!_*

  • @AussieNaturalist
    @AussieNaturalist ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Seems to be another alumni from the university of Dunning-Kruger.

    • @jquest99
      @jquest99 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a good thing they stopped him from going on with his "science". Now THAT would be Dunning-Kruger at its finest!🤣

  • @SNORKYMEDIA
    @SNORKYMEDIA ปีที่แล้ว +16

    the judges are all holding up "9"s for johns mental gymnastics performance

  • @AMGPilot
    @AMGPilot ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hopefully one day religion will be banished and humanity can learn to live in peace and harmony as one on this planet.

    • @jacksimpson-rogers1069
      @jacksimpson-rogers1069 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There are non-theist religions. Cricket has a phrase for bad behaviour. "It's not cricket". Religion is a word that people associate with being Good. I object to cluttering it up with belief in a God.

    • @flyguyry1
      @flyguyry1 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No. We dont ban things we simply dont like. Thats what theists do

  • @ixtlguul4578
    @ixtlguul4578 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Christianity is so immoral. You can literally BE Jeffrey dahmer, a psychotic sadistic murderer, and then after all that, say a few meaningless words and go to heaven for ever. That’s what they believe and they’re ok with it. Or perhaps they’re not entirely ok with it, as this caller’s infuriating refusal to answer a simple question indicates.

  • @woody4269
    @woody4269 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Love how Kenneth deals with theists. Truth and humour. Always gets me smiling. 🍻✌️

    • @1414141x
      @1414141x ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kenneths tactics - deflection and denial with the occasional straw man thrown in.

    • @woody4269
      @woody4269 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@1414141x yep. Truth and humour woody.

  • @TheRaven_200
    @TheRaven_200 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This caller didn’t come to engage, he came to preach. He doesn’t care about facts or his poor logic, he only wanted to proselytize.

  • @eh9618
    @eh9618 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    15:53 aww, john couldn't explain the contradictions in the book he claims to be "smarter" than the hosts.. so is now trying to run away by changing the subject

  • @Carlinisalive
    @Carlinisalive ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The fact religion can cause this much cognitive dissonance is asinine

  • @dlbsyst
    @dlbsyst ปีที่แล้ว +14

    atheism is the next stage of human evolution.

  • @Gdwmartin
    @Gdwmartin ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I admire your patience guys. These theists that call into the show are maddening on times

  • @smochygrice465
    @smochygrice465 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Never read the bible books as it never came up in any of my required studies.
    Seems more a personal interest/hobby.

    • @khill8645
      @khill8645 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't beat yourself up too much about it, most of them haven't either...

    • @wyett123
      @wyett123 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@khill8645 so true. Bc if they had, most of them wouldn't believe anymore.
      The average Atheist knows more about the Bible than average theist

    • @Jabbatic
      @Jabbatic ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wyett123 That's often the main reason why we're atheists. Because we've actually read the 'wholly holey book(s) of nonsense'. I sometimes wonder how many believers have managed to do that even once.

  • @FourDeuce01
    @FourDeuce01 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    John seems to believe he called in to show off his tap-dancing skills. He’s not that good at tao-dancing.🤤

  • @asagoldsmith3328
    @asagoldsmith3328 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Why should I fear a fictional dictator

    • @Angelum_Band
      @Angelum_Band ปีที่แล้ว

      The christian conquerors during the crusades and the conquest of Indigenous America murdered millions of people. The god in the name of which they kill was and is fake but the murders were real.
      Not saying to have fear but to keep a good eye on the fictional god followers.

  • @jestermoon
    @jestermoon ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hi John. The myths of old are just myths.
    Give it up
    Take your life back my friend
    Stay Free 🇺🇦
    Reality sucks
    Get over it.
    Get free
    Stay Free

  • @lnsflare1
    @lnsflare1 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    And note once did he give any evidence that the stories in the Bible are actually true, especially considering that Jesus has two mutually exclusive birth narratives.

  • @raysofsun8625
    @raysofsun8625 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Jesus came to wipe all sins. So we all saved, yeah. Wait, except for The MOST HORRIBLE SIN, sin that we do not control, the sin of unbelieve. Hmmm

  • @TrumanSparx
    @TrumanSparx ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I don't think John knows the definition of contradict.

  • @XEndlessSteelX
    @XEndlessSteelX ปีที่แล้ว +35

    It's so incredibly hard for theists to answer straight forward questions, there are like 1-2 of those in every live show. This is seriously sad.

    • @BlarglemanTheSkeptic2
      @BlarglemanTheSkeptic2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature you have non-magical chemicals, regardless.

    • @XEndlessSteelX
      @XEndlessSteelX ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature "creature" lmao

    • @XEndlessSteelX
      @XEndlessSteelX ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature Which one?

    • @asagoldsmith3328
      @asagoldsmith3328 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@XEndlessSteelX "creature" is a stupid dog whistle that Darth Dawkins sycophants use. This guy keeps changing accounts and spamming because he's too afraid to go crying back to Daddy and say that he failed.

    • @XEndlessSteelX
      @XEndlessSteelX ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@asagoldsmith3328 Ah I see now. That explains a lot.

  • @tshepokgwele1789
    @tshepokgwele1789 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Lol, wow, when you trapped them with a yes or no they squirm like snails on a hot stone covered in salt.

  • @DTRproductions
    @DTRproductions ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I couldn't even get through the whole video, John just wants a pulpit to preach and throw bibbles at people.

    • @dawkinrich2051
      @dawkinrich2051 ปีที่แล้ว

      And why should we believe your random mutations in that atheist skull, and not an elephant seal's?

  • @triton007a
    @triton007a ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "what could you have done?" You were born. Because Adam sinned, anyone born deserves to be punished unless they say a few magic words. And if you are a complete sadist and say the magic words you are in too.

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lets do a deep dive into John’s family tree, and if any of his ancestors committed a crime John needs to be arrested immediately.

    • @scottfulton267
      @scottfulton267 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It amazes me to think that Christians believe that a baby, straight out of the womb, covered in blood and slime, knows nothing, doesn't know right from left, doesn't know right from wrong, and is basically a blank slate, is doomed to hell right from the beginning unless someone intervenes to indoctrinate him and gets him to achieve salvation.

  • @2jverses
    @2jverses ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I really love this show ahahahaha.. just answer the question believer

    • @Danny451
      @Danny451 ปีที่แล้ว

      The "Christians" have a difficult time answering a direct question.

  • @LuminesBreezer--
    @LuminesBreezer-- ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Lol 'dancin' with Jesus in Heaven.' classic one, Dave. 💙

  • @thomasflanagan505
    @thomasflanagan505 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If you have to bend over backwards so far that your spine snaps, to justify inconsistencies; then your book probably isn't inerrant

  • @skaface32
    @skaface32 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    i was told santa brings presents in december.....so it must be true

    • @asagoldsmith3328
      @asagoldsmith3328 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      At least we know people get presents in December
      That's a whole lot more evidence for Santa

  • @r.o.1330
    @r.o.1330 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    …..allow me to play on line psychologist. Your caller has a problem with on line porn and is very guilty about it. He left multiple clues in the conversation.

  • @laurajarrell6187
    @laurajarrell6187 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    John should ask himself a lot of questions. First I wonder if John ever read the bible. He's just listened to others. Like many, he hasn't a clue how the thing even came together! 🌊💙💙💙🌊🥰✌

  • @slstunes
    @slstunes ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how they quote preachers and bible passages as proof because they assume everyone they talk to accepts it as absolute truth.

  • @MODea-pq7ei
    @MODea-pq7ei ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This guy and all of the other christians lack of knowledge about their own religion and their holy book made me an Atheist when I was very young

  • @michaelreindel6975
    @michaelreindel6975 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If there is a “heaven”, then do these giddily hostile sadists *truly* believe they’re gonna go there?
    Have fun hanging with Dahmer, dude… 🔥
    (…and, again, the hosts need to start going *Dillahunty* on a lotta these callers. The angry, delusional, nonsensical rambling is going on for waAAaaay too long as of late. It’s exhausting and unproductive).

  • @jayrose8638
    @jayrose8638 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It’s nice to see the usual “believers” have given up on trying to provide any reason to believe in their specific gods.
    Shows that their own faith is starting to crumble. All they seem to have left is the anger they were trained to have.
    Looks like reality is sinking in with them after all

    • @feedingravens
      @feedingravens ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He does not even know that he has no proof. He was told that he has the proof, and therefore he has it. Just as the Bible reveals the laws of logic that were created by God, reveals the rules of morality dictated by God, reveals the meaning of life.
      All that is claimed that it is in the Bible and from God, so the believers are logical, moral and their life has meaning. The persuasion that they have all this is what makes them happy. No need to know anything about that.

  • @arthurunknown8972
    @arthurunknown8972 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    99% of people who ever existed fail to meet the biblical standard to avoid hell, including this caller but they are deluding themselves out of fear AND never even consider whether the entire concept is rational or supported by sufficient evidence to warrant belief.

  • @waffles2waffles
    @waffles2waffles ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love talking about the resurrection because it's not just that there are 4 contradictory stories, but the Greek Testament doesn't tell us anyone actually witnessed the rising. All they have is the claim that the tomb was empty, so they need to accept that he was risen on faith, not witnesses (even though Jesus said the "wicked and adulterous generation" would be given this sign).

  • @FatLittleButterfly
    @FatLittleButterfly ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He can't answer the question because the answer conflicts with his personal morals and if he sticks with it, he is afraid he will be damned for eternity in the after-life, if there is even one.

  • @gordon3186
    @gordon3186 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    *I've engaged in no activity ["sin"] that would warrant more than a two day stint in jail. Certainly not an eternity roasting in hell. Just another glaring example of how the god of the Bible is a sadistic ogre.*

    • @joshsheridan9511
      @joshsheridan9511 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jaflenbond7854 spam

    • @gordon3186
      @gordon3186 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jaflenbond7854 ---
      *"Knock knock."*
      *"Who's there?"*
      *"It's me, Jesus... Let me in."*
      *"Let you in why?"*
      *"So I can save you."*
      *"Save me from what?"*
      *"From what I'm going to do to you if you don't let me in."*

  • @Rangerman9404
    @Rangerman9404 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    According to my theology, John can't answer a simple question

  • @johnosullivan675
    @johnosullivan675 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Being stuck in the same afterlife as John - CA for eternity sounds like hell to me.

  • @andersandersen6295
    @andersandersen6295 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    People who are praying will also claim that god has a plan and are allknowing, so praying is disrespecting their gods plan and ignoring that he already knows the thing they are praying for. And even when they claim that god has a plan they will still say that they have free will.

  • @travisboggs8670
    @travisboggs8670 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Poor John sounds simple.

  • @jd190d
    @jd190d ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When christians talk to me about the bible, i tell them "If I came to you and told you the way to paradise after death is the Easter Bunny. He brings warm fuzzy chocolate goodness forever, you just believe in the bunny and everything will work out". I then ask them what they think about what I said and after a couple of evasions they will admit it's silly. Then I tell them that when they talk to be about a god, it's the same as the Easter bunny story to me, and no matter what they try to pile onto that, it's just more Easter bunny nonsense.

  • @liberalinoklahoma1888
    @liberalinoklahoma1888 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If the Christian god tortured himself and then killed himself to pay a ransom to himself to forgive his followers 'sins', why is there still a debt owed and why are Christians still sinners, once your debt is paid you are no longer a debtor.

    • @drsatan9617
      @drsatan9617 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Because Jesus retracts his guarantor signature if you don't love him 😔

    • @TBomb39
      @TBomb39 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's the beauty of it. You can sin all you want, and just ask for forgiveness. In fact, there's a passage in the bible that makes it clear that heaven rejoices when this happens, and values this *more* than a good person that doesn't sin. Presumably, so Jesus' lost weekend wasn't for nothing.

  • @redmed10
    @redmed10 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Took a bit of time but John did eventually answer the question.

    • @sparki9085
      @sparki9085 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      8 whole minutes to answer a single yes or no question. Incredible

    • @scottfulton267
      @scottfulton267 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was very hard for him to admit it. All those 8 minutes, he was trying to prime Dave and Ken for his despicable "yes" answer.

  • @porch.honky.420
    @porch.honky.420 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It sounds like John is describing a tyrant. Worship me or burn.

  • @Lupinemancer87
    @Lupinemancer87 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    John is what we of normal brain activity calls a lost cause. There is no helping him, he's too far gone.