So This is Basically Pokemon

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  • Shoutout to the best pokemon, Alolan Dugtrio.
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  • @JelloApocalypse
    @JelloApocalypse  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    JOIN THE PATREON TO KEEP IT COOOOOOL 😎www.patreon.com/jelloapocalypse

    • @TheklXe
      @TheklXe 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hihi

    • @Xenomorphmaindbd999
      @Xenomorphmaindbd999 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He came back to his old video cool

  • @Quincy35191
    @Quincy35191 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3483

    Afraid of the dark?... punch it...

    • @JelloApocalypse
      @JelloApocalypse  7 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      That is a top tier username

    • @Quincy35191
      @Quincy35191 7 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      My life has lead up to this moment!

    • @mathieuleader8601
      @mathieuleader8601 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I used to punch my TV in fright whenever that show ever came on Nicklelodeon

    • @JelloApocalypse
      @JelloApocalypse  7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/527/170/eb6.jpg

    • @mathieuleader8601
      @mathieuleader8601 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      JelloApocalypse
      Is that Poe or Tesla?

  • @bellalikestoanimate1300
    @bellalikestoanimate1300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10851

    “No you can’t skip this tutorial”
    I felt that

    • @red_the_unded7888
      @red_the_unded7888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Well now you can!

    • @pyromania1018
      @pyromania1018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@red_the_unded7888 Yup, no unnecessary tutorial in Sword or Shield.

    • @nathansherriff6439
      @nathansherriff6439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      AND THERES A DARK GYM

    • @wxrped5225
      @wxrped5225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      this was a video made 3 years ago and the top comment is 1 week ago beats me XD

    • @shinypikagaming
      @shinypikagaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AHAHAH! FOOLS!

  • @seboostjuice1049
    @seboostjuice1049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2627

    “If you hit a bird with a brick, it’ll stop moving”
    Isn’t that the same for all types with heads?

    • @hunterngavinmom
      @hunterngavinmom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Another win for kickmonlee

    • @CoolerMike
      @CoolerMike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      If there is a rock in your path, absorb it like a sponge

    • @nonyabuisness3560
      @nonyabuisness3560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      if i hit you with a brick, will you stop moving? :thinking:
      (no im not serious)

    • @CoolerMike
      @CoolerMike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If there's a bush in your way, grab a flamethrower and burn it down

    • @ryleeyong9304
      @ryleeyong9304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Use a stone stone to evolve evee into a ghost type

  • @cy3504
    @cy3504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2292

    "Scared of the dark? Punch It!"
    *This advice was more helpul than my therapist's*

    • @walkingfortress9698
      @walkingfortress9698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      haha

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It also applies to Kingdom Hearts. Well, after you get your Key-knuckles, obviously. which still makes at least as much sense as a key that is also a sword.

    • @ttahadrianex
      @ttahadrianex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hazukichan X XD

    • @autotune1835
      @autotune1835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @bjwill9047
      @bjwill9047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@autotune1835 to be fair it makes sense. The first natural instinct in the dark is to try and throw fists at whatever’s there.

  • @JetSetDman
    @JetSetDman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6666

    "If you hit a bird with a brick, it'll stop moving"
    -JelloApocalypse, 2016

    • @D3LTATRAX
      @D3LTATRAX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      "Hooray! A dire hit! Yaaaay!"
      -Joseph Stalin, 2012

    • @curiousauthor9827
      @curiousauthor9827 7 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      "Afraid of the dark? Punch it!"
      ~JelloApocalypse, 2016

    • @Bo1ltzic
      @Bo1ltzic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      "Shout out to the best Pokémon, Probopass. Keepin' it real since 1999."
      - JelloApocalypse, 2016

    • @moira5757
      @moira5757 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TakeOverCraft Gaming Vids! That's the best part

    • @Bo1ltzic
      @Bo1ltzic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shark jesus Tru dat.

  • @larsssssssssssss
    @larsssssssssssss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5806

    “Don’t worry you can be a breeding slave “
    I died

    • @DGneoseeker1
      @DGneoseeker1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Well at least I'm fairly confident Diglett and its evolutions would enjoy this.

    • @logicalwren2326
      @logicalwren2326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      *Stares at shoes*
      Yes

    • @ciaranpatrick6859
      @ciaranpatrick6859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Lara _LM now you can use nature mints to forcefully change its emotions. Yay?

    • @birdomurdo
      @birdomurdo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Don’t forget you can forcefully evolve a Pokémon by giving it a Candy.

    • @antonymilne1346
      @antonymilne1346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I do that will Dittos and I kinda feel bad for it

  • @Peanut_person88
    @Peanut_person88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    I'm not even joking when I say *"if you're scared of the dark... punch it."* Is how I remember that type matchup.

    • @descendintostanarchy
      @descendintostanarchy ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same here. And with the bonus tip of "you can't be Psychic if there's a bug on your head"

    • @ShankMugen
      @ShankMugen ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@descendintostanarchy Fighting Type is supposed to be the generic Martial Artist Protagonist from the 80s, and Dark Type is literally called "Evil" (Aku) in Japanese, which is how I remember it
      Psychics use and manipulate higher brain functions, Bugs don't have much of a brain, literally, you probably have more Neurons (Brain Cells) in your finger than most have bugs have in their brain

    • @griffinbaker3509
      @griffinbaker3509 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ShankMugen the way to remember the psychic type weaknesses is "Darkness, bugs, and ghosts are all common fears. Steel has no mind so it can't be affected by psychic power"

    • @kauske
      @kauske 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ShankMugen The OG reasoning for Psychic weaknesses are common fears, bugs, evil and ghosts.

    • @tlst94
      @tlst94 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ShankMugen What would've changed about the gameplays if Dark was actually darkness in Japanese? And if Light Types existed to counter them? Imagine if they pulled a Kingdom Hearts in Light VS Darkness.

  • @OneWingedNatu64
    @OneWingedNatu64 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    I cannot take the lady with the weird boots in Scarlet/Violet seriously because every time I see her I'm just like "we are one step (no pun intended) closer to Team Pants"

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It was never a prediction. Pokémon games have been like this all along.

    • @LittleBigPlanetian
      @LittleBigPlanetian ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It's all fun and games until Mega Scrafty becomes a legitimate thing

    • @johnozzmond9728
      @johnozzmond9728 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@LittleBigPlanetian Yeah, that'll never happen. Gamefreak just woke up one morning and decided they hate Megas and will just keep remixing crap gimmick mechanics regardless of what the fanbase wants

    • @justaperson4656
      @justaperson4656 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I unironically love her. She joined an art club because she loved the boots her friend hand made for her, and she wants to make something cool for him in return

    • @elnkr2603
      @elnkr2603 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@johnozzmond9728maybe it will. they have to go back to megas if they want to remaster/remake X and Y eventually. not that that's gonna be good either, based on recent releases.

  • @meowmix3053
    @meowmix3053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5263

    A character in Pokémon is actually named mustard now

  • @JelloApocalypse
    @JelloApocalypse  4 ปีที่แล้ว +11559

    They finally made a dark type gym. I can't belief Piers single-handedly ended racism.

  • @fullmetaltheorist
    @fullmetaltheorist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    "Grass absorbs water" Ok
    "If you hit a bird with a brick it stops moving" What
    *"Afraid of the dark? Punch it"* Excuse me what?

    • @ooeygooeygoodra3068
      @ooeygooeygoodra3068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Dark type in Japan is called Evil type

    • @miguellorenzomalabed3754
      @miguellorenzomalabed3754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@ooeygooeygoodra3068 Ah yes. All Evil quake in fear for I now know your weakness. Punches and Kicks!

    • @axaturdoor7553
      @axaturdoor7553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I’ve always wondered why there isn’t a ‘light’ based type if dark exists. I know it makes sense in Japan that Fairy is strong against Dark/Evil but I can’t stop thinking that the opposite of dark isn’t a type itself.

    • @SobiTheRobot
      @SobiTheRobot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dark types are scrappy, underhanded fighters, but fighting types have actual martial arts and tend to be more heroic.

    • @Shadow-ck6ce
      @Shadow-ck6ce ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What would lights weakness be?

  • @alishac5540
    @alishac5540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    "I'm gonna teach you how to catch Pokémon! No you can't skip this tutorial"
    "There's a gym for every type EXCEPT DARK"
    "Oh nooooo it's a tiny buuuuush! Better go back into town and change a party member!"
    The developers of Sword and Shield clearly watched this video.
    EDIT: Okay, so now that Crown Tundra is out, something else I've noticed is that the Regi line used to be completely weak to Fighting type moves. (In the words of the Professor, if it's a Regi, punch it.) But now that Regieleki and Regidrago exist, you can no longer just punch the Regis and win. This video is freaking prophetic.

    • @sushiibird7799
      @sushiibird7799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Jack Dillon26 a soul for a soul

    • @justafan9206
      @justafan9206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Jack Dillon26 true. Map complex tho.

  • @brybryb6845
    @brybryb6845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5992

    Not going to lie the “if you’re afraid of the dark punch it” helps me remember that fighting beats dark

    • @OnCuzImBored
      @OnCuzImBored 5 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      Computer doesn't work? PUNCH IT
      Wrong ice cream flavor? PUNCH IT
      Boss won't give you a raise? PUNCH IT
      (fighting is such a weird type and this video has done wonders in helping me remember that nonsense XD)

    • @zema9401
      @zema9401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      In Japan the Dark Type is called Evil Type.
      Fighting the Evil is good, got it?

    • @enanan4
      @enanan4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@zema9401 yep makes sense

    • @nargarex2390
      @nargarex2390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@OnCuzImBored Dark type = mischief = character with "DEF

    • @OnCuzImBored
      @OnCuzImBored 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nargarex2390 *aggravated noises* but isn't steel type the exact opposite, with def>att?

  • @kurtmill9080
    @kurtmill9080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3504

    The female grunts of Team Pants have no pockets.

    • @crystalanimates1870
      @crystalanimates1870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      I feel her pain...

    • @abowlofguacamole8558
      @abowlofguacamole8558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@crystalanimates1870 buy pants with pockets: that's a hint

    • @crystalanimates1870
      @crystalanimates1870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      *sigh* I mean that most 'girl' pants have fake pockets, so I felt her pain, I HATE having no pockets...

    • @Fehzor
      @Fehzor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Well they're not called team pockets. Dumbass.

    • @RickFoxChicken
      @RickFoxChicken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Underrated comment alert

  • @Buttclinger
    @Buttclinger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    "If you hit a bird with a brick, it'll stop moving!"
    P.E.T.A. : *Hold my dying animal.*

    • @QueenSabrina335
      @QueenSabrina335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      peta is probably what made it like that in the first place

    • @marcosluismartinmorales5523
      @marcosluismartinmorales5523 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Peta is against pokemon and the general concept of pets anyway so fuck them

  • @aurorajof9857
    @aurorajof9857 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "The right EVs, IVs and Eevees"
    Honestly, that line always gets a giggle out of me, especially with the cute drawing of Eevee

  • @cataclyx
    @cataclyx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5879

    Just came back here to say that we now have a character named Mustard. First a dark type gym leader, and now a character based on condiments. Jello’s prophecies are unfolding before our very eyes.

    • @nikki-yq8lv
      @nikki-yq8lv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Cataclyx Carlos whos the character based on a condiment?

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@nikki-yq8lv Mustard.

    • @datbattyboi9638
      @datbattyboi9638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      true dat and if he as a bro called ketchup it will be funny

    • @angelofbagels
      @angelofbagels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Theres also a pokemon named scrafty, just sayin

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@angelofbagels Scrafty was already a thing when this video was made. It's there because it's the Pokemon that wears pants.

  • @yaboicloroxbleach2671
    @yaboicloroxbleach2671 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4739

    "Afraid of the, Dark? ... Punch it!"

    • @arman1313
      @arman1313 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      YA BOI Clorox Bleach
      "You can't be a phychic in the dark!"
      "We all know that little ass fairies make big ass dragons cry!"
      "You can't hit ghosts, and ghosts can't hit you!"

    • @kylepark6730
      @kylepark6730 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      YA BOI Clorox Bleach YO DATS RIGHT!!!

    • @omotorera
      @omotorera 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yass

    • @iwontgetinthebag2809
      @iwontgetinthebag2809 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      YOU CAN'T USE PHYSIC ABILITIES IF YOUR POSSESED

    • @Whatever-pb2dy
      @Whatever-pb2dy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I Won't Get In The Bag that's simple!.....punch yourself

  • @fullmetaltheorist
    @fullmetaltheorist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    *"Learn more about racism at your local library"*
    Lmfao

  • @birbimemesyt7071
    @birbimemesyt7071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    “Don’t worry.”
    “You can be my *bReEdInG* *sLaVe* .”
    Hah, relatable...

    • @softtoast5854
      @softtoast5854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don't recommend this, people don't like it when you ask them to be slaves

    • @iruXshi
      @iruXshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@softtoast5854 chill its really just a joke

    • @softtoast5854
      @softtoast5854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@iruXshithat was joking tho •_•

    • @RiahGreen
      @RiahGreen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Relatable..... uhh... you doing ok? need the fbi?

    • @jvmeel7454
      @jvmeel7454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Blink twice to show that you're ok

  • @bluefirelight8701
    @bluefirelight8701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5629

    “There’s a gym for every type except dark”
    *_Piers has entered the chat_*

    • @S1lent_Thunder
      @S1lent_Thunder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      what about pokemon brick bromze

    • @bluefirelight8701
      @bluefirelight8701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      pro gamingHQ yea Pokémon brick bronze isn’t a real Pokémon game, it’s a fanmade Pokémon game that was taken down for copyright

    • @MistaBobs
      @MistaBobs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      He's talking about brick bromze not brick bronze

    • @esmereldasnickles8056
      @esmereldasnickles8056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@MistaBobs 🤣

    • @esmereldasnickles8056
      @esmereldasnickles8056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@bluefirelight8701 it was a roblox game too

  • @RinGoGuntheR
    @RinGoGuntheR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3526

    Instructions weren't clear enough...
    Punched my boss, didn't get raise...
    Got fired.

    • @notnotnotjet
      @notnotnotjet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      ;-;

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      _"Got fired."_
      Just use water and GET BACK IN THERE!

    • @JaneDoe-gu5sb
      @JaneDoe-gu5sb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is from Takeshi's challenge, isn't it?

    • @Zetta330
      @Zetta330 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ringo Gunther racist. #BlackLivesMatter
      (this is sarcasm don't kill me)

    • @RinGoGuntheR
      @RinGoGuntheR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's 2016... I'd get offended if nobody got offended with my comment
      (Sarcasm too mate)

  • @n0kidneys
    @n0kidneys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    It's been years and "afraid of the dark? punch it" has still been etched into my mind. Thanks, Professor Tree!

  • @coopperfect3749
    @coopperfect3749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Since he made “So This is Basically Pokemon” i think that he should do “So This is Basically Every episode of Pokemon”

  • @g-rated3514
    @g-rated3514 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2915

    I stopped playing after versions Mayonnaise and Jam. Can't beat the classics

    • @oneish7454
      @oneish7454 7 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      G-Rated FACK YOU, SALT AND PEPPER WERE TGE BEST

    • @dorf7219
      @dorf7219 7 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      I personally liked pokemon burger and fries

    • @axlorg89
      @axlorg89 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      *raises hand while adjusting glasses* AHEM, It's obvious that the best versions were Peanut Butter and Jelly, the grape version of course(screw the strawberry jam you strawtards), were better

    • @jagossone
      @jagossone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      are you guys fckin mental? pokemon oregano was the shit! it had everything pokemon butter didnt have!

    • @Andrews13channel
      @Andrews13channel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Dannie Abdulahad Yeah, but OBVIOUSLY Pokemon Pepper had all the spice the other versions were lacking

  • @Nintendrone42
    @Nintendrone42 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1921

    Tough fighter? Throw pixie dust at it!
    Evil darkness? Throw pixie dust at it!
    Dragon? Throw pixie dust at it!

    • @hwanniggles187
      @hwanniggles187 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Riley Long tinker bell? Throw a spoon at it

    • @aceelle6557
      @aceelle6557 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Friend's Yvetal is too OP? Throw some more pixie dust at it! In fact, bring a whole invenory full of it!

    • @chavotmc
      @chavotmc 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Riley Long 9imzozt8zxx2340qjZJZNZZ B.LQQ
      Y

    • @schloob
      @schloob 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Trouble with the ground? Get it wet! It sure won't like that!

    • @sterlingmuse5808
      @sterlingmuse5808 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You know, the Fairy type actually makes a lot of sense compared to some of the others, especially if you consider that fairies were pretty much just slightly cuter monsters... Strike that. Some of them were just ugly monsters, too.
      Makes way more sense than Flying beating Fighting or Bug

  • @roycohen3054
    @roycohen3054 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    It's been 5 years and I'm still looking forward to living in a world that is comfy and easy to wear

  • @fullmetaltheorist
    @fullmetaltheorist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    *"Every once in a while pokémon takes a break from brutal dog fights to remind you that it's all about friendship"* Damn you didn't have to say that.

  • @cheems5431
    @cheems5431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3965

    *"Oh No It'S A TiNy bUsH"*

    • @CSStevens2015
      @CSStevens2015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Full song when?

    • @abramlaroche3298
      @abramlaroche3298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      BUOOOOOOOSSSHHH

    • @captain_kadaver
      @captain_kadaver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Kinda got some Bill Wurtz flashbacks

    • @aaronolson6736
      @aaronolson6736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@captain_kadaver Definitely where that came from

    • @kittyman7015
      @kittyman7015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bobs burger lindas tune

  • @waddler2578
    @waddler2578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2710

    “I A M G O N N A Y O U A S K W H A T Y O U R G E N D E R I S”
    -Professer Tree [insert year here]

    • @Profligateslayer
      @Profligateslayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Waddler ask you*

    • @germanfan6481
      @germanfan6481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All years apply

    • @snailman2833
      @snailman2833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Trans

    • @Michaelgaming-tz1pz
      @Michaelgaming-tz1pz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      -professor tree 1639

    • @kikiretzorg1467
      @kikiretzorg1467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "Please stop doing that Game Freak we're tired of writing around it"
      --The English localization team
      "No"
      --Game Freak

  • @cbastpiannalitnab1380
    @cbastpiannalitnab1380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    the way you said
    “Except dark”
    hit me harder than a bullet

  • @nuggetisanalias3604
    @nuggetisanalias3604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:08 I can't believe this man single handedly ended Nyctophobia.

  • @Shaymin00000
    @Shaymin00000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3963

    Join me, and together we will make a world that's _comfy and easy to wear_

    • @NightClubSamurai
      @NightClubSamurai 7 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      you are the youngster from gen 1 who stood outside pewter city aren't you

    • @tacticalbondsh
      @tacticalbondsh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I knew that son of a bitch was up to no good

    • @brog4037
      @brog4037 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      HAND-HANDED PHILOSOPHY!

    • @wilhelm3038
      @wilhelm3038 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Silver The Riolu what about shorts version? shortant can be better then pantrip!

    • @WatchMeSayStuff
      @WatchMeSayStuff 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Ham handed" philosophy

  • @monkeknight2845
    @monkeknight2845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1366

    AND NO YOU CAN'T SKIP THIS TUTORIAL.

    • @bagelsaber
      @bagelsaber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Damn it!

    • @noyabuss364
      @noyabuss364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👨🔫

    • @chilledcactus
      @chilledcactus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The worst part is that in Gen 1, the tutorial was completely optional. Not any more though. Now it's always there to waste time.

    • @youcutebro3168
      @youcutebro3168 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🖕

    • @Nolascana
      @Nolascana 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gen 1 being optional?
      I always remember him stopping you and making you talk to him the first time to have to sit through the catch tutorial.
      You could opt to not rewatch then fight missingo.
      Leon isnt as completely dumb as a box of rocks and you get tutorial as needed. Other tutorials you can opt out of.
      Not sure which gen FINALLY introduced that, Oak asks in one intro if youve played before if i remember right.

  • @maxalmonte14
    @maxalmonte14 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This was made 6 years ago and feels so real even today...

  • @pixelraza21
    @pixelraza21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    “There’s a gym for every type except dark!”
    Me: *thinks about Pokémon brick bronze which had a dark type Pokémon gym*
    Me:*cries*

    • @donovanjoseph737
      @donovanjoseph737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I miss that game for real

    • @Hmmm777
      @Hmmm777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love how there is a comment talking about PBB lol

    • @justafan9206
      @justafan9206 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Erm... Did insurgance have a dark gym? I mean, in a fan game with mega Eevee and MissingNo., why not?

  • @hamishwoodland7424
    @hamishwoodland7424 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4987

    "Afraid of the dark?.... Punch it"
    I spat my drink out over my keyboard.

    • @JackieTheVampire
      @JackieTheVampire 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Hamish Woodland oh no is your computer ok

    • @sinseer4997
      @sinseer4997 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Jackie F. Quick! Call tech support!

    • @lucariomastergamer7341
      @lucariomastergamer7341 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Hamish Woodland just punch everything except for flying types and u win the game

    • @rachel7196
      @rachel7196 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hamish Woodland Nice m8 ;)

    • @zen.3279
      @zen.3279 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ben Irving, don't punch ghosts or psychics either. Other than that, PUNCH EVERYTHING!

  • @luluzin5022
    @luluzin5022 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2213

    They should make the Professor the villain one of these days. Have him be a sociopathic bastard who manipulated you from the beginning so you would catch the Legendary Pokémon, and then he would steal it from you. You know, for the sake of a less predictable villain.

    • @macrohard_speech9275
      @macrohard_speech9275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Illuminati : stay right there

    • @Hsjwnrnslalwmfns
      @Hsjwnrnslalwmfns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Game Freak, are you there?

    • @Matanumi
      @Matanumi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      wasnt the last prof a champion? makes more sense if he was a champion or leader

    • @sarrynight
      @sarrynight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Y e s. That would be a m a z i ng if we had a less predictable villain. Maybe the villain could be the opposite gender of which you picked? Or maybe it’s your mom lol.

    • @thetruegamer194
      @thetruegamer194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Blu Spikes so do what ghetsis basically did to n except with theavery instead of manipulation

  • @CatMuto
    @CatMuto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    0:26 - Thank god for Sword/Shield, where you *can* skip it. FINALLY! Only took them, like, 20+ years to figure out how to do that.
    By the way, where's the part about the game being about your road to being the Champion-Oops, wait, no, we gotta stop your journey to go talk and fight these villains that are pretty much pointless, so, yay, more time-wasting.

  • @lovaniagengar7941
    @lovaniagengar7941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "No you cannot skip this tutorial"
    Well that didn't age well.

    • @pain3236
      @pain3236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pokemon crystal.

    • @timwoods2852
      @timwoods2852 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leon might not know up from down, but he knows when you have more than one Pokemon!

  • @gusrubio489
    @gusrubio489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1907

    Isn't it ironic that the moon Pokemon is weak to dark and the sun Pokemon is weak to fire.

    • @TheAngriestReptileAlive
      @TheAngriestReptileAlive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Solgaleo weak to fire makes sense if you get alchemy and how the fable of the lion that ate the sun, but yes the irony is real.

    • @mirandatagliamonte9754
      @mirandatagliamonte9754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It is so VERY ironic

    • @gusrubio489
      @gusrubio489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't worry, you're not.

    • @TheMbmdcrew
      @TheMbmdcrew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The Dark-type doesn't actually represent darkness, it represents evil. In fact, the Dark-type is called the Evil-type in Japan. As a result, Lunala being weak to Dark is not as ironic as you might think.
      Additionally, Solgaleo and Lunala are not actually the sun and moon themselves, but rather extremely powerful aliens that Alolans have just associated with the sun and moon.

    • @untitledtuber6475
      @untitledtuber6475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      and there is already a moon and sun pokemon solrock and lunatone

  • @BlueAversion
    @BlueAversion 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1328

    This video was far funnier than it should have been. Lol

    • @PopFizzCJ
      @PopFizzCJ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      BlueAversion yep

    • @sadovuato
      @sadovuato 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BlueAversion a TO-TODILE!

  • @thestarsystem8144
    @thestarsystem8144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Afraid of the dark? Punch it” has helped me so many times when I’m fighting, thanks

  • @strangepoyo1201
    @strangepoyo1201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2247

    1:46 you forgot to point out that if you bought the mustard version he will have mustard on his pants instead
    OOoOOOOO

    • @Kasei87
      @Kasei87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      And a red shirt.

    • @mirandatagliamonte9754
      @mirandatagliamonte9754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I just imagined that read in Jello’s So This Is Basically voice, and it’s hilarious.

    • @mirandatagliamonte9754
      @mirandatagliamonte9754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Specifically, I imagined the OOoOOOOO like the “OOOOOH the race is on!” from So This Is Basically Gravity Falls.

    • @kaytiemiller3224
      @kaytiemiller3224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And a yellow tie

    • @yaboichase147
      @yaboichase147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And in the horseradish version his beard is gonna be WHITE

  • @fenzofrfr9746
    @fenzofrfr9746 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4868

    If you hit a bird with a brick... it'll stop moving.

    • @Whoohoonutty2020
      @Whoohoonutty2020 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Fenzo / Howl if you hit a brick with a bird it will stop moving

    • @giogio5300
      @giogio5300 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I was fucking dying.

    • @namingisdifficult408
      @namingisdifficult408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Whoohoonutty 2020 exactly

    • @Whoohoonutty2020
      @Whoohoonutty2020 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Quickman may win no dark gym😭

    • @edwinsandra5904
      @edwinsandra5904 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Fenzo / Howl afraid of the dark ..... Punch it

  • @KittyLitterYT
    @KittyLitterYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "You gotta buy it, cause this one has ALL the pokemon in it"
    That aged well.

  • @aidanrobbins8723
    @aidanrobbins8723 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Evs, Ivs, And Eevees"
    Cracked me up at the"eevees" part

  • @HamLiker
    @HamLiker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1332

    Here are some other Professor Pointers
    -Don’t like dragons? *M A G I C*
    -You can kill bugs with basically anything.
    -Turn off the lights if you don’t want to have your mind read.
    -You can avoid being poisoned if you eat metal.

    • @archaicfalcon4898
      @archaicfalcon4898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      -Birds don’t adapt well to the cold, hence why they fly south
      -Steel melts at insanely high temperatures
      -Only ghosts can hit ghosts

    • @leafchill8821
      @leafchill8821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Do you hate mining? Punch the rock

    • @mos_thoser1886
      @mos_thoser1886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Well you can’t be poisoned if your dead.

    • @jcwynn4075
      @jcwynn4075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      "you can kill bugs with basically anything"
      Not with your fists though

    • @tomfu1616
      @tomfu1616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      -Only dragons can fight other salamence types

  • @Anna-tk7ui
    @Anna-tk7ui 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1089

    "you have to buy it because this has ALL the Pokemon in it"
    Jello predicted #bringbackNationalDex before it even was conceived.....

    • @the_og_alpha
      @the_og_alpha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He referenced Version Exclusives since 3rd game of a generation has all the Pokemon, but after SwSh, it makes more sense now

    • @LeBonkJordan
      @LeBonkJordan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@the_og_alpha (actually Pokémon Yellow has slightly fewer obtainable Pokémon than Red and Blue (but even then you can still trade them in because they're not straight-up deleted from the game))

    • @SairinEarthsea
      @SairinEarthsea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@the_og_alpha it's kind of spooky how accurate he is about the future.

    • @Wal363
      @Wal363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When I didnt know about it I thought, "Like they'd ever cut them all out," and now I've probably jinxed us all

    • @aeziolu3698
      @aeziolu3698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Bungle Booce well that comment aged poorly, hello dlc
      ...where they sell all of our favorites back to us.......
      eh idc as long as ampharos is back

  • @Hunterr_____
    @Hunterr_____ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jello: There is a type of every gym except Dark
    Sword and Shield: Allow me to introduce myself

    • @oluftheexplorer9476
      @oluftheexplorer9476 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      We don't speak of the shitty games of the franchise. Shame on you

    • @yaboichase147
      @yaboichase147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oluf The Explorer it’s not THAT bad
      It has some good Pokémon
      It has a dark type gym
      They expanded on regional Variants by giving them new evolutions
      Snom
      It brought back the jerk rival(Bede)
      It has great starters
      They gave gen 5 Pokémon more attention (3 gen 5 evolutionary lines having Galarian forms and giving some like garbodor a gigantamax form)
      And it doesn’t force you into a “how to catch a Pokémon” tutorial
      Just because it has no regional dex or it’s a bit easy,which isn’t that true it took me forever to beat Leon and the other main story battles can be tough,doesn’t mean it’s that bad of a game

  • @NekomonYT
    @NekomonYT 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Some of these have changed, but damn this is still hilarious.

  • @keysden
    @keysden 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "JOIN ME, AND TOGETHER WE WILL MAKE A WORLD THAT IS EASY AND COMFY TO WEAR"
    My god he's reached the top percentage of rattatas

  • @henriquecarballoaranha9100
    @henriquecarballoaranha9100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    Kicks a Ghost- You get hurt
    Licks a Ghost- IT'S SUPAR EFFECTIVE!!!!!

    • @aidillfitriaidil677
      @aidillfitriaidil677 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** pokèmon

    • @PaladinNL5
      @PaladinNL5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      afraid of ghost
      Punch it
      as a ghost

    • @athoth8416
      @athoth8416 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Henrique Carballo Aranha bites
      A ghost ITS SUPAR EFECTAV

    • @Blackpinkiechan
      @Blackpinkiechan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Henrique Carballo Aranha your profile picture matches this comment lol

    • @superlombax1561
      @superlombax1561 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      gircakes regular Jump Kick hurts too if you miss.

  • @Chrisy45054
    @Chrisy45054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "NOW, I'M GONNA USE [this game's legendary pokemon] TO DESTROY ALL [love]."
    LOL!

  • @randomdawolf1239
    @randomdawolf1239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Afraid of the dark?.... punch it.”

  • @HellishSpoon
    @HellishSpoon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2528

    Team pants did nothing wrong
    No really
    They didn't really do any thing.

    • @redpikmin5222
      @redpikmin5222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Ya they did, they wore pants. It's comfy and easy to wear.

    • @awesomeness1122
      @awesomeness1122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Listen there is a guy taking a nap in front of the entrance to the next town and he won't wake up until you kill team pants so really you don't have a choice unless your willing to give up your dream of finishing a Pokemon game.

    • @myersproductionsstudios4749
      @myersproductionsstudios4749 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      no, they did. they made the world to comfey and easy to wear... (get it)

    • @takkomonster126
      @takkomonster126 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah they did they pinched me

    • @Loaf_Ov_Bread
      @Loaf_Ov_Bread 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It SEAMS like they didn't. I'll see my way out.

  • @inuyasha42297
    @inuyasha42297 7 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    The dark typing and fighting type make more sense in the Japanese games, where dark = evil. Evil is known to lose in a fight, y'know?
    But in English it just doesn't make sense, haha.

    • @williancruz9657
      @williancruz9657 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually it's because black people never win ayyy lmao

    • @JuniperGreen162
      @JuniperGreen162 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      MelodicDragon97 It always made sense to me because martial artists were often depicted as being able to fight even whilst blind by relying on other senses.

    • @grinsmckenzie7122
      @grinsmckenzie7122 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah, but psychic's weakness to dark makes less sense in Japan. Most of psychic's weaknesses are common fears like bugs are ghosts since fear could conceivably mess with a psychic's concentration or some junk like that. In English that theme continues as a lot of people are afraid of the dark, whereas evil, as a more nebulous concept, is not such a common fear. So either way, type match ups as a whole don't make much sense.

    • @thirteenfury
      @thirteenfury 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Grins Mckenzie I never understood why Water isn't resistant to Ice. Even the coldest places on the planet, the polar ice caps, have liquid water everywhere. And I always thought Bug was weak to Poison because of pesticides being a thing, but apparently Poison does neutral damage.

    • @ashrobin55
      @ashrobin55 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Water IS resistant to ice.

  • @chunkyizanagisburden
    @chunkyizanagisburden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:56 professor you're a genius

  • @charborg5237
    @charborg5237 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    God i havent seen this since 2018 and to have it pop up in my recommendation I completely forgot about how funny this was and all my memories of gen 7 came back

  • @whatgsaid
    @whatgsaid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    “Afraid of the dark?!.... Punch it...”
    If only Nickelodeon had caught on back in the nineties.

    • @wanderlustwarrior
      @wanderlustwarrior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They couldn't...
      [is "puts on sunglasses" still a meme people remember?]
      FIGURE IT OUT.

    • @ised-5239
      @ised-5239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that’swhat_gsaid i

  • @fakemoncreation4898
    @fakemoncreation4898 7 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    Just because of this I now want to punch the dark.

  • @markusflex1193
    @markusflex1193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love how even though the professor points are a joke, the only type advantage is that fighting is good against dark

  • @samwhy76
    @samwhy76 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Those professor pointers have stuck with me for all of these years and I have never forgotten what happens to a bird when you hit it with a brick.

  • @SpongyMemeSauce
    @SpongyMemeSauce 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3264

    OH NO ITS A TINY BUSH

  • @IamJerf
    @IamJerf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    I've been thinking about this all wrong!! After many years of being afraid of the dark I now know what I must do!!
    *proceeds to punch darkness*

    • @swayambatra4990
      @swayambatra4990 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @rillaboomaui
      @rillaboomaui 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      snowvilliers7 ha

    • @RekUzumaki
      @RekUzumaki 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Learn more about racism at your local library.*

    • @mehirsinghr
      @mehirsinghr 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      snowvilliers7 LOL

    • @kjgrantz
      @kjgrantz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      snowvilliers7 *gives her/him a flashlight* use this

  • @ItsTheBoombox
    @ItsTheBoombox 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The dark punching has been stuck in my head and has helped me remember the type matchup

  • @evanboesen2078
    @evanboesen2078 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’m not even going to lie, playing Pokémon now I remind myself “Scared of the dark? Punch it!” To remember fighting is good on dark

  • @SwaggerSonic
    @SwaggerSonic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1436

    Shout out to the best Pokémon
    *Alolan Dugtrio*
    Keepin’ it real since
    *1895*

    • @crabulonbestgirl9130
      @crabulonbestgirl9130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Shout out to best pokemon, dunsparce. Keepin' it real since 3000 BC

    • @ashleyalexander-dash8774
      @ashleyalexander-dash8774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      shout out to the best Pokemon, Luvdisc. keepin' it real since 1,000,000 BC

    • @TinaKidd
      @TinaKidd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nintendo was making cards then.

    • @ivanthegreat2.070
      @ivanthegreat2.070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Shout out to the best Pokemon, arceus keeping it real since 13,800,000,000 B.C.

    • @michaelkowal3230
      @michaelkowal3230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      shout out to the best pokemon
      *volbeat*
      keepin' it real since 1842

  • @Jomander
    @Jomander 7 ปีที่แล้ว +952

    This is stupid. Pokemon didn't come out in 1963. It obviously came out in 1964 because it was on the Nintendo 64. Duh. Everybody knows that one.

    • @jagossone
      @jagossone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      have you ever heard of mario 63? its obvious that pokemon started with it. so 1963 is correct. know your facts dumbass.

    • @BeanutPutter01
      @BeanutPutter01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Jomander Dude. It came out in 1912. Pokémon was titanic when it first came out.

    • @andrewkful
      @andrewkful 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's a joke.

    • @WilliamBrayton
      @WilliamBrayton 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No shit.

    • @FerretTail
      @FerretTail 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Of course

  • @randompersononytig
    @randompersononytig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Jello: Don’t worry, you can be a breeding slave
    Ditto: *Wait that’s illegal*

  • @Hmmm777
    @Hmmm777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Pokemon professor in a nutshell:
    "aRe YoU a BoY oR aRe YoU a GiRl?"
    "sO wHaT dO yOu LoOk LiKe?"

    • @xaviergonzalez44
      @xaviergonzalez44 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Luckily Pokémon gives a crap about the Professors have a role in the games.
      Except Magnolia, she gives you your dynmax band and dips

  • @thehoosher9322
    @thehoosher9322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    Me: Sees a tiny bush and walks around it
    The game: Wait thats illegal

    • @mayva6842
      @mayva6842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The hoosher Pokémon: wait that’s illegal

  • @mlgcolin5710
    @mlgcolin5710 7 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    If you got the wrong flavor of ice-cream, punch it!
    -Jello Apocalypse 2016

  • @echelon3282
    @echelon3282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Takes a break from brutal dogfights to remind you Pokémon is about friendship 😂😂😂😂

  • @jmeson3801
    @jmeson3801 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That afraid of the dark punch it bit actually really helped

  • @DerpADuhThatsMe
    @DerpADuhThatsMe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    Team Pants is Hiding Team Rocket... Uh-... Somewhere...

    • @colonelcorndog
      @colonelcorndog 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      is that a rocket in your pocket?

    • @cookies9016
      @cookies9016 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      oh it's a rocket alright ;D

    • @godlover9096
      @godlover9096 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      time to fire the thrusters!

    • @alusias3183
      @alusias3183 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      FunDoneAnimations I think its in their pants

    • @acrybabyfellowisinmytphat5594
      @acrybabyfellowisinmytphat5594 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DerpADuh and this is why in team pants theres loads of transgender ppl c:

  • @aarontheatrics2261
    @aarontheatrics2261 7 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    1:58 Best design for mega scrafty

    • @ami2077
      @ami2077 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Aaron G. Yay

  • @icebringer2276
    @icebringer2276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Glitzville music in the background made it so much better

  • @BurnerWah
    @BurnerWah ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I actually remember the fighting dark type advantage from this video

  • @SuperSilver7591
    @SuperSilver7591 7 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    " Yo shout out to the best Pokemon, Alolomololamo..." lol

    • @zoecasas8219
      @zoecasas8219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SuperSilver759 That just freaking killed me XDD I loved it

    • @JustABroom
      @JustABroom 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alolomollolalola

    • @superchicvulpix1515
      @superchicvulpix1515 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ill fix it! it has no fucking evolution

    • @kekleon881
      @kekleon881 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Keepin' it real... 1963..

    • @waltersanders9455
      @waltersanders9455 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shout out to the best pokemon cricketune keeping it real since 1912

  • @xJuanRicoSuavex
    @xJuanRicoSuavex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Pokemon Ketchup and Pokemon Mustard followed then by Pokemon Mayonnaise. After a couple of years they'll be remade into Pokemon Spicy Ketchup, Pokemon Honey Mustard, and Pokemon Chipotle Mayo

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Pokemon Mayonnaise" He literally displays Pokemon Horseradish at 2:54, so not sure why you're making the same joke, but inferior, down here...

    • @unitds27-delta
      @unitds27-delta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And don't forget Pokemon Mayochup!

    • @spaghetticoconut658
      @spaghetticoconut658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *sad Pokémon barbecue noises*

    • @Hamble_Gambles
      @Hamble_Gambles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      game freak has never released a remake of an enhanced version of pokemon

    • @Bubbabyte99
      @Bubbabyte99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Hamble_Gambles Pokémon Let's Go: "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @silversleeper1193
    @silversleeper1193 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watching this again years later and it is still the only way I remember type match ups. “It’s really hard to punch a bird!”

  • @liqky_8105
    @liqky_8105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ahh a this is a classic, shout out to the best pokemon Feebas kicking it real since 2002

  • @indiannoobs1322
    @indiannoobs1322 7 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    "If u r afraid of the dark...punch it"
    -JellyApocallapse 2017

    • @blue_moon9312
      @blue_moon9312 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Indian Noobs
      2016

    • @TheNightSpy
      @TheNightSpy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      can't get your computer to work? punch it!

    • @userwithoutausername2021
      @userwithoutausername2021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheNightSpy no throw it into the dirt

    • @TheNightSpy
      @TheNightSpy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@userwithoutausername2021 got the wrong flavor of ice cream? punch it!

    • @arturoayala1004
      @arturoayala1004 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dead guys can’t be punched, sadly.

  • @sunshiis
    @sunshiis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3264

    I want a world that is comfy and easy to wear

    • @namingisdifficult408
      @namingisdifficult408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sunshine The Shiny Leafeon sames

    • @someperson5265
      @someperson5265 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Sunshine The Shiny Leafeon+ THEY MAD FUN OF MY SHORTS, BUT WHOSE LAUGHING NOW?! AHAHAHAHA!!!!! JOIN ME, AND TOGETHER WE SHALL CREATE A WORLD THAT IS COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR, AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

    • @Dylan-zy5fk
      @Dylan-zy5fk 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sunshine The Shiny Leafeon haha

    • @petal1259
      @petal1259 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sunshine The Shiny Leafeon lol

    • @yeetmcgeet9787
      @yeetmcgeet9787 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Team Pants vs. Team Shorts

  • @ProfSir1
    @ProfSir1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The “I’m going ask you what your gender is.” bit is still the best joke you’ve ever made.

  • @kacperusss1
    @kacperusss1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yo you predicted the name of an Isle of armour character

  • @solahaze8948
    @solahaze8948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    "OH NO IT'S A TINY BUSH!"
    Such a funny line, even the German dub included it.

    • @DENE2012
      @DENE2012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I LIVE for that line. I watch this video over and over again periodically just so I can hear that sung.

  • @blakemchaffie9077
    @blakemchaffie9077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    *professor pointers*
    Grass absorbs water
    If you throw a brick at a bird it will stop moving
    Afraid of the dark
    *punch it*

    • @manvmachable
      @manvmachable 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bminecraft878playz
      There's some more at the end

    • @ryanblack3686
      @ryanblack3686 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Minecraft in the name.. roblox picture... THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

    • @EvieeLove
      @EvieeLove 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seems legit

    • @danieltilson4053
      @danieltilson4053 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's really hard to punch a bird.
      You can't be psychic if there's a bug on you.
      Ice gets in cracks and does that thing where it breaks the ground, but not rocks, which are strong against ice, despite coming out of the ground...
      Can't get your computer to work? Punch it!
      Got the wrong flavor of Icecream? Punch it!
      Can't get your boss to give you that raise? Punch it!
      And if you're fighting a Shadow Pokemon.... You should turn the game off, and go play a better one.

    • @jacktangent
      @jacktangent 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is there's a ghost, who are you gonna call? Another ghost.
      Big scary dragon? Freeze it.
      Big scary dragon? Just sprinkle glitter on it and it'll disappear.
      Fairies everywhere? Just slip a drug in their drink.
      Fairies are still everywhere? Throw a computer at it.
      Phone lines are down? They probably got caught in an earthquake.
      If you punch a snake, you'll get poisoned.
      If you punch Missingno, play a Pokémon game that isn't broken to hell and backm

  • @brownefeldmann6778
    @brownefeldmann6778 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your Professor Pointers actually helped me get the type matchups.

  • @e_t_1_7
    @e_t_1_7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Pokemon is not a hard game"
    Ultra nekrozma: hello

  • @ohades2132
    @ohades2132 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1413

    Pokemon is about friendship
    oh this one doesnt have the nature i was looking for
    dont worry
    you can be a breeding slave
    XDDDDD

    • @KingkyLeor
      @KingkyLeor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      me in a nutshell XD (exept if i root for this mon... don't worry larvitar, i'll let anyone destroy your vag)

    • @avilovewell7091
      @avilovewell7091 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol it's very accurate

    • @pryor9224
      @pryor9224 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @360noscopekid8
    @360noscopekid8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    No You Can't Skip This Tutorial.

    • @DaveyTheDuckGaming
      @DaveyTheDuckGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So relatable

    • @bruh1800
      @bruh1800 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This tutorial is miiiiinnnneee

    • @dbooth3975
      @dbooth3975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gamefreak:you can't skip the tutorial, you need to learn how to catch pokemon
      People who played a pokemon game before(meaning 99℅ of people who play the game): are we a joke to you?
      Cmon gamefreak at least make it so after going through the tutorial once you can skip it on that cartridge(think that's the correct term????) from then on

  • @captainemerald8863
    @captainemerald8863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “The strategy’s really complex. There’s type match-ups, and, that’s it.”
    -Professor Tree

  • @MisterVercetti
    @MisterVercetti 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Can’t get your boss to give you that raise? *PUNCH IT.”*
    Funny: I tried that, and all that led to was assault charges.

  • @jamesbertlitz953
    @jamesbertlitz953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    Racism: You can’t defeat me
    Martin Luther King Jr.: I know, but he can
    Pokémon Sword and Shield: (adds Dark-type gym leader)

    • @lanielazer5449
      @lanielazer5449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Racism: UNHOLY SCREECHING

    • @NerdySetsokam
      @NerdySetsokam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      GO PIERS!!!

    • @preposteroussongs5572
      @preposteroussongs5572 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Technically Nanu used Dark-types in Sun and Moon. I know he's not technically a gym leader, but I feel like it's worth saying.

  • @budgiegryphon
    @budgiegryphon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    “If you’re fighting a Shadow Pokemon, turn the game off and play a better one.”
    I’m sorry are you insulting COLOSSEUM

    • @markvo250
      @markvo250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Finally, someone else who acknowledges its existence

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @max payne Eh, Gale of Darkness is basically a more polished Colosseum. I don't see much of a reason to play it when Gale exists. They had some great soundtracks that are criminally underrated too: th-cam.com/video/04SDmDS97Ps/w-d-xo.html

    • @thedarkmaster13
      @thedarkmaster13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Making the whole game double battles does a lot to make the combat more interesting. Still not as good as a proper party RPG, but a huge step up over single action 1v1 which has basically no interesting tactics to it.

    • @1umbreon4life
      @1umbreon4life 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I still love those games. I wish Nintendo would revisit Orre

    • @cappycat463
      @cappycat463 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Orre games have a soft spot in my heart since Gale of Darkness was my first Pokémon game EVER.

  • @itsnuts.9248
    @itsnuts.9248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "No you can't skip this tutorial"
    *Insta PTSD*

  • @umboshiplays9320
    @umboshiplays9320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "There's a gym for each type, exept dark"
    Don't make my boi umbreon cry

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Piers wants a word with you

    • @justafan9206
      @justafan9206 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *piers has joined the chat*
      *Gym leader ZZAZZ has joined the chat*