So This is Basically JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
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I think you was a tiny bit wrong about the part 9 jojo
I LOVE JOJOS I LIVE SLEEP BREATHE JJBA 🧎🧎🧎
I can’t tell if this was made by a man who absolutely hates Jojos BizarreAdventure or a man who loves Jojos Bizarre adventure like a son.
i think he hates it
@@jtarokujo6462 jello said that if he generally enjoys a show, he makes a a STIB video. Meaning if he didn't like Jojo, he wouldn't make a video on it.
Most Jojo fans poke fun at the series from a place of love.
He hates it like a son
@@generalwashingtoad6516 rwby must be an outlier because he clearly shows how he hates it
I used to think that “Dio but he’s a Dinosaur” was a joke.....
I’m so glad it wasnt
The Scary Monsters reveal is the funniest part of SBR. I love Johnny's confusion on why Dio is so fucking nice all of a sudden, and can't see a cup in front of his face.
Wait that's what part 7 was about? I watch the anime before I read the manga so all I know is part 6 is in jail part 7 is a race and part 8 is a parrel universe
@@thatpilotmain4326 Part 7 starts the parallel universe. It features new versions of Jonathan Joestar, Baron Zeppeli, and Dio. Dio isn't the antagonist of Part 7, more like an secondary antagonist or anti hero.
@@UnseenBubby Diego is more like a rival for Johnny than an actual villain, but the Diego from another universe is truly a villain.
Neo-Mad Dog spoiler for part 7:
wouldn’t it be Caesar Zeppeli? Since Gyro’s real name is Caesar?
Stand Name: Johnny Cash
Localized Name: Jonathan Currency
Stand Name: Smash Mouth
Localized Name: Bashed Mouth
shatter oral cavity
2 local joey monitisation
Johnny Cash the tax returner
JONNY MONNY
"A series of weirdos who are introduced as complete sociopaths, but once they're defeated they become friends and their personality completely changes"
If we're gonna be honest, Rohan hasn't changed a bit from his introduction
Yeah.
To be fair, after his introduction we never see him eat another spider
Well, that's why I love him tbh
@@Maxwell_Ignitus We don't know what he's up to off-screen, it wouldn't be _too_ out of character for him still, even at the end of part 4.
Meanwhile, I wouldn't imagine Bucciarati licking someone again at the end of part 5.
For several reasons.
He’s the exception, not the rule! Which probably explains why he’s the only side character in ALL of JOJO who got a spin-off.
Seriously. In all the years Araki-sensei was making this series, Rohan is the only one who was worthy of his own spin off? That’s pretty crazy to think about.
"It's ok, that bullet only hit me in the head... After passing through *several* dogs!"
Classic Araki
Avdol death
@@turinmormegil7715 *the bullet merely grazed me*
@@thedangboi7198 hahahahaha I laughed my ass off when I first saw that. Things like that reminded me constantly why I liked JoJo
@@turinmormegil7715 it can maneuver past a sword but it can't hit the head properly
@@thedangboi7198 *smh*
What a I love about the “United States President” joke is that’s not even a joke.
*_THATS WHAT HE IS._*
When I first saw this video, that part got me so confused, but made so much more sense having started part 7
I thought it as hillary Clinton crossed with trump lol
@@ThePropGoblin I've read part 7 and it still doesn't make any sense. Like... WHO SHOT JOHNNY
Reminder that Steel Ball Run was published more than an entire decade before Drumph becsme president
Funny Valentine just wanted to make America great again.
"Horse race with Jesus" is the best way to describe Steel ball run
And you can't change my mind
How about:
"Look, I know we have to win this race, but Jesus told me to kill the president by shooting him with my fingernails."
@@titan133760 damn you're right
I mean David Bowie murder mystery was pretty good too
I almost exclusively refer to the parts as he does with the video.
@@isolated_alien2996 man i really love the fight between David Bowie VS Prince
How could you forget Speedwagon?
Speedwagon explains exactly what happens and constantly yelling JOJO
And even after he dies, the series just sort of decided that the Speedwagon Foundation did something
What's that Jolyne? Jotoro is dying, don't worry our standless scientists know exactly what's happening, and we can easily find reason to shut down the prison, get you out of the prison and several other things to solve our problems but instead you should spend half your time making friends and collecting DVDs before realising you can walk out the door with the power of silly string
He didn’t talk about Hamon, only at the beginning
*wow just like the show-*
Even when 70% of the dialog of part 1 and 2 is just talking about Hamon
*Parts 1 and 2:* wow this Hamon stuff is pretty powerful and cool
*Parts 3+:* What’s Hamon?
Yeah I’ve only watched part 1 and like an episode of part 2 but i saw a snippet of a later episode and I was like “where... is that magic hamon shit?? Did they just get rid of it?” And as it turns out, yes. *Yes they did just get rid of it.*
Well I believe it almost make sense when you think about it. The pillar men are dead so there is almost no use for it.
Plus Joseph is probably the last Hamon user and he screwed it up teaching other the technique.
SnowyCreeper I heard all about stands and started reading the manga like “wait i thought they used stands???”
My dad didn't watch jojo because he thought it was too weird and I thought "well it's called jojo's *bizarre* adventure not Jonathan's exciting neighborhood walk"
Me too I watch jojo
I’d watch Jonathan’s Exciting Neighborhood Walk, not gonna lie.
Edit: Joji's adventurous morning supper or "Jams"
i swear in the name of the gods i will never get over that tumblr post saying
"I'm at the point were the half velociraptor reincarnation of a 100 year old psychic British vampire is investigating 14 year old girl who is trying to rip Jesus heart out of the president of the United States' body by seducing his lesbian wife"
guess your dad is about my age if he considered watching jojo
So for the longest time I was struggling to figure out the joke at 1:19. Was it a Trump joke, because the character is blonde? Is it an Obama joke, because he's effeminate? Is it just a jab at presidents being too posh, or something?
Turns out there is no joke. That's literally what the US President looks like in the JoJo canon.
Specifically the 23th president
Twenty thirth
I mean, the main villain literally is Trumpian in nature.
How exactly is Obama "effeminate" when Trump is the one wearing makeup, fawns over dictators like they're bad boy teen idols and behaves like a mean girl down to the Twitter tantrums? 🤨🤨
@@mackielunkey2205 Which is especially wild since SBR finished like 6 years before the 2016 election
As a veteran jojo watcher/reader, i can confirm this is 99.7% accurate
W-what’s the other 0.3%
@@uq8771 not enough dead dogs
@@frostyfoster7267 oh god you’re not wrong
@@uq8771 no speedwagon
No obsession of villains threatening to destroy men's genitals or extremely gory deaths
"Florida man has no idea how weather works"
THIS ISN'T EVEN A JOKE
*It's raining frogs, hallelujah*
man he is such a shitty *weather report* er
He doesn't even know what *heavy weather* means
Dio b u t he ‘ s a d i n o s a u r
I'm pretty sure that either:
A) Weather Report could've used wind to gather the frogs to one area or...
B) There have been numerous reports of various animals randomly falling from the sky in Canada, therefore, not ruling out the fact that WR couldn't have just manipulated said animals.
It can also be worded as "Florida man has no idea how Weather works"
Aka Pucci
“After passing through several dogs”
It wouldn’t be jojo without several dead canines
lol, i remembered that one dead dog in the end of Stone Ocean. Araki was like "Hmm, Part 6 is almost done but i feel like i forgot something... OH NO!"
@@stoneman18 how many dogs dies in this series?
@@painvillegaming4119 11 in total:
2 in Phantom Blood(if i haven't forgot any)
6 in Stardust Crusaders
2 or 3 in Diamond is Unbreakable
Does Secco count?
At least 1 in Stone Ocean
Can't remember any from Steel Ball Run
Aaaand I haven't read Jojolion so sorry :/
@@stoneman18 did a dog kill his cat?
@@painvillegaming4119 what?
Okay but seriously, Johnny Cash’s ability of filling *anything* with money is Lowkey terrifying
@@mikubrot
There’s a distinct difference between being forcibly given more money and having nickels and pennies spew from the inside of your lungs
On a more innocent note, he could do the “what’s that behind your ear? It’s a quarter!” Magic trick.
Isn't that just Milagro Man?
@@sobakiin1797
Milagro Man makes you gain money. Johnny Cash physically manifests money into empty spaces.
Like your lungs.
@@goldmagikarp9579 isn't the whole point of Milagro Man that you eventually suffocate from being buried in money?
It's crazy that since this video came out, JoJo part 9 came out and VRV no longer exists.
welp
Johnny Cash looks like an actual JoJo’s stand.
He has the ability of milagro man
What would johnny cash requiem do?
@@zachariahcampbell7966 It would turn people into cash.
@@zachariahcampbell7966 it would look like a slot machine, and the enemy is stuck playing it until they win. with every game they lose, they also lose something valuable, but material (like _cash_ ). when they have nothing more to lose, their loved ones are the people who suffer johnny cash's attack. because of that, 'sorrow' and 'moral tribulation' grow inside the enemy until they can't take it anymore and lose their mind or die. maybe, they are 'redeemed' by johnny cash's user, if they tell him the information he wants.
(from Wikipedia: "Much of Cash's music contained themes of 'sorrow', 'moral tribulation', and 'redemption', especially in the later stages of his career".)
i thought the stand could also be like the d'arby brothers', but i thought this would be more original. also, english is my second language, so correct me if i got something wrong :)
It's user looks just like Prosciutto too
"Each character has a special ability called stands"
*cries in hamon*
@Repurposed Diesel Submarine Engine Exhaust Actually according to one of the one shots due to Made in Heaven resetting the universe, there are like 37 different Kars' that landed on mars and can even copy stands due to their adaptive learning ability. Kars wasn't affected by the end of the Universe due to him being the Ultimate Being.
@@VanillaMidgetSSBM *NOT CANON*
@@user-mh9dx7nz2r *CANON IS WHAT I WANT IT TO BE AAAAAAAAAAAAAH*
Hes a alien
Oh there's my phone, I was wondering where it went!
I love how Johnny Cash was supposed to be a parody but it's literally just milagro man
Controllable Milagro Man.
The ultimate weapon.
I love how Part 9 ended up more ridiculous than this lmao
part 9 is just jodio and his pet rock
Before watching JoJo: this sounds pretty weird
After watching JoJo: this sounds pretty weird
Sounds kinnda bizarre
You mean *Bizarre* ?
@@immortallearner9972 that
I've always been absolutely shook by everything that happens in JOJOs.
Sounds weird but yeah this seems right
How to make the video shorter:
“DIO”
“JOTARO”
You mean how to summarize Eyes of Heaven.
@@BrognusBelgen *so it's the same type of stand as star platinum*
you forgot all the dead dogs and yelling ORAORAORA, the dead dogs are integral to the plot.
"DIO!"
"JOJO!"
"DIO!"
"JOJO!"
"DIO!"
" *JOTARO!* "
@@MegaChickenfish GIOGIO
GIOGIO
GIOGIO
GIOGIO
Girono
“Use your stand, idiot”
The most applicable line in JJBA
I remember watching this 2-3 years ago, knowing nothing about JoJo except for "Jotaro's Stand is Star Platinum and can punch stuff", "Dio is a time stopping asshole" and "There's a guy named Kira". Researching this while understanding all of the JoJokes is something else.
“Dio, you broke our cardboard cutout!”
*Me, with Kakyoin being my favorite character:* *starts tearing up*
The boi was just super lonely and was excited to go on an adventure with litteraly his first friends. Instead he got donuts.
@@blindtreeman8052 the jelly filled ones :(
He spun that race car like it was nobody's business T-T
@@twisted4534 These donuts are great!
Jelly-filled are my favorite!
Nothing beats a jelly-filled donut!
felix's freckles iggy shoulda died instead
Is everyone ignoring how well made the designs for the fake part 9 characters are? Seriously, the two main characters have such cute designs that fit so well with the aethestic.
And the villians are really good too and look like they could be actual jojo characters
@@hydrasent563 Vrv guy looks like weirder prosciutto
@@nicolasperez-picasso5357 david bowie but he is a representative of vrv
They honestly don't look like JoJo.
The stands are great but the user designs? They look, too soft? Too round? It just dosen't feel right.
Honestly they just look like ripoffs of Jolyne and Emporio
They don't mention the most important part of this entire series: SPEEDWAGON!
The funny thing is that Speedwagon's legacy ends up saving the heroes more than once even after his death.
@@espio87He went from a street thug to the CEO of a health care company.
Can't believe Jello had an actual preview of Jojolands
Only 3 dead dogs?
Incredibly inaccurate
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LUCIUS big Oof
@@jikannoyuusha9978 Well thats edgy
"The ATF? No, it was ME! DIO! THE WHOLE TIME!"
@@amethystseaeggos5510 you mean "Woof"
Only now do I notice, after becoming educated in the art of JoJo, that Joanne's appearance is inspired by both Giorno and Jolyne.
If thats the case.
I think Im in love.
It's in the hair and facial structure for jolyne as well as colouring and ladybird design for girono as well as a heart which could be many characters the two main ones being dio and josuke
Also I think the other kid Is like emporio or something
Alfadillo Gonadicus oh no....
It’s actually really interesting to ok at
1:19 you can just tell in his voice he wants to laugh so bad.
*American Anthem*
That part 9 "preview" was surprisingly convincing, both the character design and Stand ability looks like what Araki would've thought of
You had no business in making the character designs for the fake part 9 look so good
Ikr
yeah the dialogue sounds like a normal Jojo episode.
I agree, WHY ARE YOU IMPERSONATING KAKYOIN
@@linkified0471 j-jotaro SCREAM AT ME DADDY
Kakyoin had to come back from heaven because of this post.
Jello: Shows Kakyoin getting a hole blown through him
Me, sobbing: TakE ThAT BacK yOu BETTeR TAkE ThAT BacK
*d o n u t b o y*
@Mairead O'Connor AKA Mo I like Kakyoin too I cry every time I pass a bakery
@Mairead O'Connor AKA Mo Here, have Abbachio
I fucked that ni**a up
The moment he called Kakyoin a cardboard cutout I wanted to punch through this guy’s stomach like crazy diamond.
I literally completely forgot that the whole reason Joseph was in part 4 was to help locate Kira but then he found stand baby
Edit: nvm he came to find red hot chilli pepper
Wasn't he there to find the electricity stand? The one they defeat as Joseph arrives?
They brought him in for Red Hot Chili Pepper.
And then they stated that he couldn´t find anyone specifically (none the less Kira) Because, for some reason the amount of stand users in Moriocho messed with Hermit Purple´s ability
@@eldesconocidosenork5981 And for Akira they were planning on using thep
powerlinesto locate him
@@eldesconocidosenork5981When did they say that?
“Hey, you, what do you think you’re Duwang over there”
*chew*
I like how in his other videos he exaggerates what's going on to point out absurdities, but for JoJo, he literally cannot make it weirder so he just explains what happens.
I mean its called jojo’s bizarre adventure for a reason
This is why I love JoJo’s! It unironically has aliens, jesus, vampires, psychics, magic kung fu, aztec stripper gods, _cyborg_ nazi’s, and cripples attempting to kill the president, and much, much, *much,* m u c h... *M u c h...* more... and is still awesome!
When I watched this I thought the piss drinking was a joke
And I'm sitting here now like
"Man that really was piss"
U just need to name it directly u can’t even make it dramatic like the other vid
I also love how the Smashmouth and Johnny Cash stands from 'part 9' are meant to be parodies, but you can easily slot them in next to joke enemies like oingo and boingo.
Dio
Dio again
Dio boyfriend
Dio babies
Dio but he’s a DINOSAUR
*UNITED STATES PRESIDENT*
🎵OH SAYYYY CANN YOU SEEEE🎵.....
Wait dio becomes a dinosaur?
@@mmoknay9943 Kinda.
Jurassic JoJo?
My favorite villians
As a person who has never watched JoJo all I can say is “OH NO CHEESE BOY” as he gets thrown into the trash
Don’t worry he got picked up to a non canon light novel thats so good that people want it to be canon anyway
@@thatbluegamet cheese boy kills drugs :D
Actually Kakyoin’s stand powers never changed. It’s a common misconception that he used his painting to attack Jotaro, when really it’s simply an artistic representation used for dramatic effect.
dio
...dio again
*dio boyfriend*
*dio babies*
*DIO BUT HE’S A DINOSAUR*
United States President
They forgot Other Other Dio
Man, the pic with Pucci in it was adorable.
I was "Dio but he's a dinosaur" in cons, it was fun
But where’s the 3 buff pillar musketeers? 🤔
Before watching Jojo, this didn't make sense but was funny.
After watching jojo, this makes too much sense and is even funnier.
Exactly how i feel
I just made the likes to the perfect number
@@crazydiamond7477 You sir have done a fine job.
It's even better as you read parts 6-8!
Aurielis Brightwell still haven’t seen/read it. i’ll figure it out later 😅
1:02 That's really my only gripe about Jojo is that Araki doesn't do group battles that well. Especially in Part 3 and 5 where there's several protagonists and enemies, most group fights quickly devolve into 1v1s with everyone else either knocked out or "I tried using my stand ONCE and it didn't seem to work, so I guess I'll just stand here and scream for half an hour!"
That's also why the White Album fight is one of my favourite fights because Giorno and Mista work together almost the entire time due to Ghiaccio hard-countering their stands.
4:38
This feels accurate to how much Jojo's friends help him out in a fight.
The localized name of the smash mouth stand would probably be break mouth
Jawbreaker
@@beastwarsFTW that's too good
Lockjaw
@@VermillionRedd that's also good
Z I P P E R M O U T H
"Each Character has a power called a stand"
Jonathan: *Gentlemanly Sadness Sounds*
Bold of you to assume that Jonathan himself isn't the stand
Hamon is his stand
Actually Jonathan had the same type of stand as joseph thats why dio had 2 stands ans could track the crusaders
Jonathan's stand is obviously Speedwagon
@@DAEDAEANT yes
Ok, all jokes aside... The way you made part 9 was Uberly well done! I lost it when "Smash Mouth" revealed itself. I feel like this was co-written by two guys, one who hates Jojo's and one who loves Jojo's.
I love that Joanne is a mix of Jolyne's hairstyle, Josuke's hair colour, and Giorno's both. She also has Giorno's ladybug synbol there, too. I think.
Jojo's parts:
Part 1: Dio Brando Attacks
Part 2: The origin of Dio's Power
Part 3: The Vampire Dio Returns
Part 4: The consequences of Dio
Part 5: Dio's son
Part 6: Dio's boyfriend revenge
Part 7: Diego Brando, A Dio from other universe
Part 8: It doesn't have a Dio
it doesn't have a dio YET
YET
So JJBA revolves around Dio no matter what
*I like it.*
You forgot part 9
@@RaifuEnthusiast Rebuild of Dio Brando
Part 9 is gonna be starting serialization soon, and I’ll be VERY pissed if it doesn’t turn out like it does in this video
Dio
Dio’s context
Dio again
Dio’s trinkets
Dio’s son Vs Dio’s context
Dio’s boyfriend
Diosaurus
…
Jo-Dio
jokes aside, the "part 9" looks like something you will actually see in jojo. except the sponsor stand the character designs and plot seemed like something in part 4 honestly
"GH- DIO, YOU BROKE OUR CARDBOARD CUTOUT! DIO, YOU- *DIO!*"
never have i seen such emotion from jotaro
_two identical rocks_
also part 3 ending. I think he actually straight up shed some tears.
Ngl Kakyoin is my favorite of the new characters in Stardust Crusaders so far (I'm about halfway through) and I was really bummed to find out he's going to die T_T
@@LynetteTheMadScientist stay of the internet. Character deaths are regularly turned into memes
@@RealCoolstriker64 yeah, but the only death's I remembered from the meme's was joseph & kakyoin, and joseph got the plot armor while kakyoin died
@@AverageDunce Spoilers Ig
How tf do you get spoiled on a death that doesn't even happen? ._.
*Jello:* i feel like im forgetting something...
*Dio:* if you forgot then it probably wasn't that important.
*Jello:* yeah you're right
*The Pillar Men:*
unboxed-milk king crimson skipped it when Jello said the king crimson joke
2:43 you're welcome
Dio's right then.
**cries in GAINS**
AAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA
I kinda wish your part 9 was canon when Joanne was hanging off a cliff I felt that.
And the money getting bigger ah took a hit to my heart and my bank account
I’m just glad he called Pannacotta “cheese boy”
Seriously Joanne’s style is absolutely amazing. She is literally the perfect combination of Giorno and Jolyne.
😳 their dötter
Except for the fact that Giorno is Joleyne's great uncle
Jolno
More like hell no
Joanne is the son of Giorgio and Jojo but female
Yes relativity
“And sometimes, they forget their powers entirely.”
So basically Echoes Act 2
Why would you want something as lamely versatile as sound effects when you can THREE FREEZE
@@IBeforeAExceptAfterK H E A V Y
In the part 5 manga Koichi was shown to use act 2 to look for Giorno, meaning that he can switch between acts. The anime removed this tho
@@guidomista559 That’s mostly true, but Koichi uses Act 1 in the Ghost Alley episode, and not Act 2, even though he has Act 2 at that point. But he only uses the ability to switch between them once.
@@guidomista559 it's implied he can switch between acts in the anime, but he never actually does it onscreen
Okuyasu not using his powers very well/much is kind of expected.
But joeseph has no excuse!
it was said that there were too many stand users in morioh and his ability was picking up on the wrong users
@@SkeletonFlock Uses Hermit Purple to try and get a picture of Yoshikage Kira.
Constantly gets Yoshihiro instead
“WRONG KIRA DAMNIT”
Dang, i like part 9 but these designs are so good
I like how King Crimson skipped his own recap
It just works
Don't make us abuse doppio again
If he didn’t then his user’s identity might have been exposed
I liked what? You didn't finish your sentence.
OHHH I get it now
"I'm okay, that bullet only hit me in the head after passing through SEVERAL D O G S"
i didn't understand that joke until i started watching jojo
Yeah about how Araki loves killing dogs (and I know the real reason)
@@tzeechgodofchange3197 what's the real reason?
Gabriel Shtey101 do make the bad guy more hate able
@@gabrielshtey1017 To make you think "Oh no the pupperino ded nao I haet bad man."
Crazy how one of THE FIRST STANDS OF PART 9 IS AN ANIMAL nice prediction
I love how he made "Man wearing a dead animal"s stand is a musical rereference
Fugo has more screen time in this video than he has in the entire anime.
Lol not true but kinda funny
He did lack screen time though
@@legallydoodled9783 gee i sure do wonder how he would be able to have more screen time in a 5 minute video than an entire anime....... if only it were a joke
@@rook7174 * starts crying * i have no idea what are you talking about!
@@legallydoodled9783 ive become the very thing i swore to destroy.......... not understanding a joke
@@rook7174 okay well I have the worst humor on earth so don’t worry
Jotaro’s part is literally “disrespect women while punching the shit out of things, but progressively getting better at both”
More like, "outwardly disrespect woman but actually would literally travel the globe for them and get crushed by a roada Rolla da for them."
@@tiffanypaulsen5334 true true.
@@tiffanypaulsen5334 So basically Jotaro's a tsundere.
@@MisterBurgerBeachball Jotaro: literally calls his Mom a b*tch
Also Jotaro: *travels the world and fights a century-old vampire to save his Mom*
@@andrewlance3898 Jotaro: "It's not like I love you and your homemade cooking or anything, you dumb bitch."
You may jest, but the fact that Arkai recently answered that we will be focusing on descendant*s* in JoJolands makes this far more genius than otiignlsly anticipated
I watched this before actually starting Jojo's so I kept wondering when these stands would appear and why all the fighting so far is done with magic breathing.
Same I was waiting for someone to get bet up by a robot
That wasn't Stroheim
Johnny Cash and Smash Mouth sound like actual stands and it shows so much dedication
Most stands are jsut named after whatever band Araki was listening to that week.
Dub version John cash and Bashed mouth
Dubbed version Casino Royale and Teeth man
Honestly? I kinda hope those are for real.
Technically Johnny Cash actually exists as Milagro Man in Part 8. Powers and all.
I hate how the whole part 9 skits sound real. especially with S M A S H M O U T H
Smash mouth is a perfect fit for a stand in part4 with the town's dentist or something...
Natacorp seriously. That could be a real JoJo
@@dannagallego-garcia9262 He could be called Dr. AMWADA
Don't you mean
*Pound Lips*
My favorite part was the wallet being filled with money so it wouldn't be able to hold on to if the branch. Just bizarre enough to be a real JoJo scene.
4:22 the fact that this is an actual stand in jojo
This man has mastered the art of making everyone think he both hates something and absolutely loves it
God I love the fact that there will probably be a Smash Mouth Stand one day.
Isn't there already
@@gayzer1020 part 5
The whole Gang not getting Narancia.
Wasn't that stand called talking head?
@@jefflechef5753 I thought that was the anime-only Name.
Like Deadly Queen instead of
Killer Queen
localized name would be "Break Jaw"
I love that Joanne's hair is a combo of Giorno and Jolene's hair.
Dylan Crites
Yeah, up to the color too
And the kids hat is black and white. A mix of jotaro's hats
I feel like this is a parody ship-child
Jolno hair
Wait-
3:39 Crazy how Jello’s team predicted Pink Giorno
3:35 *Shameless Purple Haze has entered the chat*
"But don't weep for cheese boi. They replace his clothes with K I C K I N G H I M O U T O F T H E S E R I E S"
Is cheese boi supposed to be
Spoilers if im right:
Fugo?
Ratmations yes. His stand was too broken.
I heard that Fugo was taken out because Araki felt that the story was getting too depressing or something.
@@artierupinen9240 Supposedly, he was supposed to betray the team and he couldn't bring himself to do it because he was really attached to Fugo, and one of his friends had done something similar to him. So he decided to just not have him join them in betraying Passione. That's what I have heard.
Purple Haze Distortion
The stands you came up with for “part 9” were pretty creative actually. Controlling teeth and filling things with money sounds like things Araki would actually write lol
that money stand exists in part 8, a stand called Milagro Man
@@atmdiscoveries They are just the same type of Stand.
@@illusionofquality979 so it’s the same type of stand as Milagro Man
*cough* milagro man *cough*
Ngl that'll be Op, if you use it epicly u can fill their stomachs or pockets with 1cent coins, giving nothing but gaining 1cents and weight or death.
"That bullet only hit me in the head...after passing through several dogs"
The new series is gonna be lit af.
Theres one problem: Smash Mouth having mouth-related abilities makes too much sense.
At this point, the fake part 9 seems canon.
Remember kids, if diavolo dies, it’s canon.
Diabolo is killed by smash mouth, right after Jonny cash makes him a millionaire, thus making it canon.
Wait…IT ISNT REAL!?
This didn't age well
The money stand exists in jojolion
No Speedwagon 0/10
Even Speedwaagon is disappointed!
You forgot the part where Joseph leaves Speedwagon for an another Wagon
@@garedbi DIO
*SPEEDWEED*
WeedSpagon
God, this video hits so much harder now that I’ve actually watched part 5. R.I.P. Cheese Boy (Fugo), they literally did kick him out of the show entirely. We only saw his stand once too.
Just wanted to come back to this video and say this is how I truly learned about JoJo and now I'm a massive fan, so thank you. I still think of 'do not weep for cheese boy, they replace his outfit with *kicking him out of the series*' every time I see Fugo and 'Florida Man has no idea how weather works' when I see Weather Report.
Stand name: 「Smash Mouth」
Stand user: Pierre Fauchard
Backstory: Pierre (aged 23) was an aspiring dentist and oral surgeon in southern Louisiana when he manifested his stand while performing surgery on a patient, killing them accidentally in the process. Due to the misunderstanding caused by his stand, he fled from the police with the help of his stand. He lives as an outlaw in the San Jose swamps with his alligator, all star. All star enjoys French dip sandwiches.
Power: B
Speed: C
Range: B (can control organisms within 30-40 meters)
Durability: A
Precision: E
Potential: C
Description: Smash mouth has the ability to bite an organism, and infect it with venom which causes it to grow excessive amounts of large teeth around its mouth. Pierre can choose to control the organism’s movement, and can set off an explosion inside the mouth of the organism once the teeth are fully grown. If shrapnel from the teeth get into the bloodstream of another organism, that organism can also be infected. Pierre can also remove the effects of smash mouth at will.
Stand name: 「Johnny Cash」
Stand user: Butch Okaneyama
Backstory: butch (aged 19) is the grandson of a famous Japanese bank robber and criminal. He and his parents moved from morioh to Los Angeles after butch was injured by a bow and arrow when he was a child. As he grew older, he adopted a life of crime, (specializing in atm and credit card scams) all from the help of his stand, Johnny cash. Butch is also an avid gambler, and enjoys playing slots and roulette.
Power: A
Speed: C
Range: A (can sense his ability anywhere inside LA)
Durability: B
Precision: D
Potential: E
Description: Johnny cash will leave a credit card somewhere, appearing to have been dropped by a bystander. This credit card is an exact copy of butch’s credit card, and can access his bank account. Non stand users can see the card, and butch can sense its location and movement. Johnny cash can also find out the full name, physical description, and birthdate of whoever has most recently touched the card. If a person returns the card to butch, then butch can turn the card into a copy of the the persons own credit card for up to one hour. If someone uses the card to spend money or make a withdrawal at a bank or ATM, Johnny cash keeps track of all money spent, and activates the ability, prison blues. Prison blues allows Johnny cash to create a contract with whoever spent the money, forcing them to pay butch back double what they spent. Not fulfilling this contract within an hour allows Johnny cash to duplicate anything (money, goods, etc.) bought or withdrawn from Butch’s bank account to attack whoever owes him money. He can duplicate these objects anywhere, as long as they are filling something. Johnny cash yells “Hurt, Hurt, Hurt, Hurt!!!” Whenever it does a stand rush.
Musical references:
Smash mouth: “All Star”
The lead singer of smash mouth was born in San Jose
Johnny cash: “Folsom Prison Blues,” and “Hurt”
YES YES YES
Georgemi6 16 man only if this was posted when the video came out. Your sure did overwork your self to only fin out that you wouldn’t get 10 likes
TheTimeBomb yeah I know, I just thought it’d be interesting to come up with stand stats for the ones in the video. And from there, I realized that the powers were a bit too specific/ over powered (at least for Johnny Cash) and so I wrote out some more limited/expansive abilities for them. And from there I was like, “well shoot, now I wonder what the users are like,” so I named them after like the first noteable dentist and criminal I could find online (also added the last name okaneyama, which directly translates to money (okane) mountain (yama)). I also used some trivia I already knew about smash mouth and Johnny cash, plus I added some weirdly specific facts about each character like araki usually adds (like iggy and his coffee gum, or that weird description that weather report in part 6 likes to read TV programs, but doesn’t watch TV, etc). I also do stuff like this a lot for my own entertainment, but this one in specific was made with the intention of being a TH-cam comment. Over all took about an hour, but I still enjoyed making it and coming up with all this stuff.
Adding a comment and likes so this gets up higher
The best comment I’ve read in a while.
1:12-1:20
This part was funnier in Italian:
God
God again
Husband of God
Children of God
Godosaur
The president of the US
But in Italian we lost the "What are you duwang over there"
Idiots : BLASPHE-
Me : so you have chosen, The Shut up.
Godosaur
Deal
G o d o s a u r
Why was this man able to make very good scenes and concepts for part 9? The stand designs, names, music references and abilities are something Araki would do and it scares me how good this was.
Me:goes crazy with him showing part 9
Also me:Screams because it was an advertisement
I love how this video contains no jokes because the “jokes” are actually facts
edit: ok wtf I leave for five months and I’m top comment,,,, thanks guys!!
DIO but he's a dinosaur.
Actually, most of his jokes aren't factual, like Kakyoin when he said that their ability changes and when he was hinting that Joseph could use Hermit Purple in Part 4 to find Kira.
@Potential Propaganda kakyoin's abilities never changed. He could never use a painting to hurt people, it was just something flashy. He used props to represent his abilities, like the puppet thing when he controlled the nurse. Sure, Kakyoin never used that ability again, but it hasn't changed.
Jospeh can't really control his Hermit Purple in Part 4 because he's really old. The series literally started by Jotaro saying that he tried using Hermit Purple to find Josuke, but instead found Angelo. So maybe Hermit Purple would not even show Kira, maybe it would show Killer Queen or maybe someone else like upcoming enemy stands and such.
The Atomic After Show Well they didn’t even try to utilize that though. It would’ve at least helped to get some leads in Kira if not actually catch him.
@@mrsanguini5819 maybe they did, but still it might not even help
"jojo has no depth, its just a meme show"
time for a CRUSADE
Thomas Wall, He said WHAT?
Thomas Wall LINKS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN
WHAT THE FUCK DID HE SAY
Yes! Did yall not watch the video?
@@josephisbestjojo606
0:41
1:07
2:45
@Fernando Alvarado he literally said that they were all terrible villans at 1:07 and also Pucci isn't a bad villain at all. He is extremely hypocritical. While he says that he is a follower of God he worships DIO, a force of great evil, and uses his stand 「Whitesnake」 to manipulate others. The design of his stand also shows his hypocrisy. It is plastered with symbols of science, takes the form of an executioner and even has "snake" in the name which is an animal that is famous in the bible for representing temptation and treachery. Yet he is completely unaware of his contradictory nature. He is the worst kind of evil. An evil that doesn't know that they are evil
The real part 9 is kinda like the "previews" ngl
3:58 that would actually be an extremely overpowered stand though- you could fill your pockets with money, or if you felt like it, just suffocate someone by flooding their lungs with coins
Jojo's thing that always happen :
-bullets never worked
-dog's always Dead
-random yell
Risotto would like to have a talk with about that first thing
*NANI!?!? Intensifies*
Um replace one with planes can't kill Joseph and we all good.
You forgot one
STANDO POWAH!
Cries in the entire horse
You know it's an accurate summary of JoJo when you're dodging copyright music law
Last Train Home
Filthy acts at a reasonable price
Flaccid Pancake
Zipper Man
Green Tea
Jokes on you. It's 2023 and Part 9 is in Hawaii with fuckin Jo-Dio
LOL, that VRV ad had to be the best "sponsored by" content producer ad I've ever seen.
Me, before watching JoJo and seeing the Kakyoin cutout dying; “oh that sucks”
Me now and Kakyoin’s my favorite part 3 character; “YoU bETtEr sTOp-”
Why do you like him?
Alex Arias I guess because he’s cool, kinda stupid stand and characteristics, weird, pretty...
@@Uhh_Vic thanks haha so many people like him but unfortunately I didn't share the same feeling so I was curious!
@Leo it's not that I don't like him but I didn't see how he was so popular lol he is a sweet guy though so there's that
@@alexarias5717 I think that's his appeal honestly he's just a normal nice guy in a cast of Joseph, Polnareff, and Iggy often being exaggerated for comedy and Jotaro's... well being Jotaro. It makes Kakyoin's relative normalness actually stand out and I'd argue it makes him more likeable.
Plus dope fight scenes
A sad, somewhat relateable, I'll be it not that fleshed out backstory
And a death scene that has made me come very close to crying on multiple ocassions
He's my personal favorite JoJo character (no I haven't read the manga)
"Florida man has no idea how weather works"
Oh Jello, not even _Florida_ knows how the weather works. Take it from me, a Floridaman too
Yea yesterday it rained frogs
Oh god
It's so bipolar it's unreal.
Yeah... I'm looking at you Dorian... Are you a category 2? Suddenly you're a category 4... You think you're gonna hit Florida but instead you hit the Bahamas... *Just make a decision already gosh darn it-*
some person I’ve heard about the snails, man. Sounds messed up.
y'know 5 years later in an alternate reality your part 9 protagonist would have been Joane... but we got JODIO
This video aged pretty darn well
The ad did not…
Which part?
The VRV sponsorship.
And honestly, good riddance! That shit is not available in Canada and this was before VPNs are a thing.
@@DrZuluGaming what happened to Vrv?