So This is Basically Fire Emblem

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  • @JelloApocalypse
    @JelloApocalypse  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

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  • @bubblecat7827
    @bubblecat7827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12672

    And then there's Byleth who starts as a blue haired Lord and turns into a magical albino

    • @bluecoral4918
      @bluecoral4918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +592

      Commoner mercenary, but basically the same thing just without the social status.

    • @backgroundcharacterj5071
      @backgroundcharacterj5071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      and time travel

    • @Halepeno
      @Halepeno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      OH SHIT I won’t be able to unsee it now

    • @FanOfMostEverything
      @FanOfMostEverything 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      And canonically had the personality of a plastic cup before they started teaching.

    • @D3ADM0N5T3RC4T
      @D3ADM0N5T3RC4T 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      And with the legendary mark/crest to use holy sword that no one else can use

  • @lm7677
    @lm7677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8941

    My dad describes every Fire Emblem character as
    "I'm Marth, but..."

    • @yoshikagekira5880
      @yoshikagekira5880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      I like cheese “...with silver accents.”

    • @mocha8414
      @mocha8414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      I mean he's not wrong

    • @chaosyeshua1137
      @chaosyeshua1137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +436

      In Eirika's case, "I'm Marth, but female."
      In Ephraim's case, "I'm Marth, but I use lances."

    • @ZadkielTheGreat
      @ZadkielTheGreat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      Dragon Marth, Red Haired Marth, Mage Marth, etc

    • @crio2231
      @crio2231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      I'm Marth but I can't talk to women
      I'm marth but AM women

  • @TheCrystalDefender
    @TheCrystalDefender 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3191

    "...I mean, I could just recruit you?"
    "No! I'm going to die so you FEEL BAD!"
    Me: *cries in 3H post timeskip*

    • @wanderlustwarrior
      @wanderlustwarrior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Basically Edelgard on any other route. Meanwhile Dimitri dies offscreen, and Claude yeets himself back to Almyra.

    • @kristopherweaver5933
      @kristopherweaver5933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Cries in FE Awakening Chapter 10

    • @dozonater562
      @dozonater562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@wanderlustwarrior except you can choose to save or kill Claude in CR

    • @wanderlustwarrior
      @wanderlustwarrior 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@dozonater562 No one who knows that would (or should) willingly kill Claude, though. Edelgard respects him too much. Even Hubert does (but can't spare him).
      They should've made the requirements to spare him more obvious, considering Intelligent Systems outright stated they consider him always surviving.

    • @darthrevan4748
      @darthrevan4748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Original Camus: I wish to die as a knight, for the motherland I love, and I know that the world will be better off for my death, and Nyna may move on and find happiness,,,
      Basically every other Camus: Literally just the above clip like seriously

  • @SonJazrin
    @SonJazrin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3044

    "I was WAY more fucked up in the Japanese version. " I feel that this line applies equally to any localized Japanese game.

    • @beruktsehaye1018
      @beruktsehaye1018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What's his name

    • @grass324
      @grass324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@beruktsehaye1018 the unit? I think it's joshua from sacred stones

    • @regalblade8171
      @regalblade8171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@grass324 but Joshua isn't fucked up

    • @justafan9206
      @justafan9206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *ahem* pokemon red and blue.

    • @spectre0116
      @spectre0116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@beruktsehaye1018 I think the rainbow haired person was supposed to be Peri from awakening.

  • @kellyjohana516
    @kellyjohana516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2176

    *Memorize key facts like the weapon triangle*
    Three Houses: "Wait. We don't do that here."

    • @AlterationA
      @AlterationA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      They technically do. But you have to rank up the appropriate weapon skill to get a skill for it.

    • @solarflare3752
      @solarflare3752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Claude banned all polygons

    • @peggyesculpavit-dupret2945
      @peggyesculpavit-dupret2945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @ECKohns Echoes was a remake of the second FE game. The weapon triangle didn't exist at the time so they kept it like that for the sake of maintaining the game play of it. Also there were no axe users so even if it was included it would have been a pretty trivial mechanic with a permanent disadvantage for knights, cavaliers and pegasi.

    • @EnigmaRising
      @EnigmaRising 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lysithea: *laughs while murdering death knight*

    • @tsurunoyui549
      @tsurunoyui549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Neither Fire Emblem Heroes with all those new skills and special weapons... F**K Weapon Triangle!

  • @SirRias
    @SirRias 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13262

    At least in 3 Houses, Byleth having the personality of a plastic cup is a plot point

    • @ariv8763
      @ariv8763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      Sir Rias lmao

    • @GoddessCynthia
      @GoddessCynthia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      right i was gonna say lmao

    • @normalperson2462
      @normalperson2462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +410

      Also you can marry the one going on world conquest as well

    • @stanstanstan2597
      @stanstanstan2597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      And then she got added to Smash Bros for no good reason despite the fact that Fire Emblem is so insanely disproportionately represented in the series. Yay!

    • @senatorarmstrong7071
      @senatorarmstrong7071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +393

      Tristan McQuern Kinda seems stupid to hate on a character just cause it’s from Fire Emblem. You know they have to represent the entire series by putting most of the main characters from each Fire Emblem game, right?

  • @longbeing
    @longbeing ปีที่แล้ว +534

    “Fire Emblem! This magnificent franchise pushes the boundaries of gaming by daring to ask the question, what if chess made you horny?” -Brian David Gilbert

    • @kewoshk
      @kewoshk ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol had a good laugh 😂

    • @merinofanfic4717
      @merinofanfic4717 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait in what video?

    • @longbeing
      @longbeing ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@merinofanfic4717 the Fire Emblem Unraveled one. It's on Polygon's channel, not his.

    • @IrvingIV
      @IrvingIV 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@merinofanfic4717
      th-cam.com/video/EMVjPDqrkyg/w-d-xo.htmlsi=Aprd5rDZJ4w7x_gd

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I literally *just* came from that video

  • @hugogamboas.5550
    @hugogamboas.5550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2869

    Fire emblem asks the profound question: What if chess had waifus?

    • @halallink2003
      @halallink2003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Queen in chess *talking with Loki's voice and accent* : It's a pleasure to meet your accuaintance!

    • @halallink2003
      @halallink2003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      though in some countries the queen is maled and is called minister. and minister in Arabic is wazeer.

    • @acedelta12
      @acedelta12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      XD

    • @TheJadeFist
      @TheJadeFist ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That is literally the best description possible.

    • @SaM-fe4lp
      @SaM-fe4lp ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The answer: Yes

  • @cosmonautvarietyhour
    @cosmonautvarietyhour 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8123

    It's kind of ridiculous how accurate this is.

    • @codycline2975
      @codycline2975 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The Cosmonaut Variety Hour Marcus! Is that you? Part 2 of your MCU review better be uploaded today!

    • @codycline2975
      @codycline2975 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Nevermind, you answered my question not with words, but with actions, and I respect that.

    • @maxplays1
      @maxplays1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      its pretty accurate, aside from a bit of the fe echoes

    • @TheRewind260587
      @TheRewind260587 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      It was really nice and entertaining. The voices and jokes were funny but come on..axes and jeigans suck? Pitfall. Also knights with great stats? Oh yeah that 4 move is so useful.

    • @coffeecat9188
      @coffeecat9188 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And im canadian

  • @jordansteffen3518
    @jordansteffen3518 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1040

    Don't forget about the character you get late in the game that has an awesome personality but is about 15 levels weaker than the rest of your entire party

    • @BifronsCandle
      @BifronsCandle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      "DOO MAH BEST"

    • @alistair2654
      @alistair2654 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      And has ridiculously good growth

    • @zulqarmuritala8713
      @zulqarmuritala8713 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Sayem Fire emblem is a single player game, so using any favorites whether they are low tier will still make you succeed. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with using units that you like. If anything, I’m happier using characters that I like over ones that are good but I dislike. A redditor called SpoonRythm actually played the Elibe games with low tiers and it was probably my favourite play through of the game.

    • @lyncario5515
      @lyncario5515 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah, it's not like the one and a half following map are designed to level them up easily. Oh wait.

    • @wildebur
      @wildebur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OOOOOOH... That one hit too close to home...

  • @SleepyBrady
    @SleepyBrady 3 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    Fire emblem is a game that tricks you into doing math and thinking about the consiquences of your actions
    Honestly 10/10 game series

    • @rianacupan9474
      @rianacupan9474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      When enemies has 90% chance to miss
      But RNGesus said hit that lord with a crit

    • @thalloutboy
      @thalloutboy ปีที่แล้ว +23

      “My unit has a 99% chance of killing the enemy with this first hit, the enemy has a 5% hit rate and a 1% crit rate, what could possibly go wrong?”

    • @johncastle4181
      @johncastle4181 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *" I JUST MISSED WITH A 90% AND DIED TO A CRIT 1% "*

  • @NellyHartnell
    @NellyHartnell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    The "two cavalier" joke is so on point.

    • @frostbluez
      @frostbluez ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Also one is red and the other is green

    • @theboostedbaboon4586
      @theboostedbaboon4586 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Christmas calves!?

    • @radix4400
      @radix4400 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But I like those cavaliers. They were just cool

    • @GoldDragon20
      @GoldDragon20 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fe8: Three cavaliers! *Three cavaliers!*

    • @rayquazathenoodledragon9630
      @rayquazathenoodledragon9630 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@GoldDragon20FE 7 is also three cavaliers

  • @MyrmidonRadd
    @MyrmidonRadd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7095

    *TWO CAVALIERS. TWO CAVALIERS.*

    • @superboomn
      @superboomn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Just remember one of them probably sux

    • @madchu7
      @madchu7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Etrinix IU unless it's FE7, in which case the one with a sword seems good at first, but gradually starts sucking.

    • @krazyhand1653
      @krazyhand1653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      IT depends. Kent is much faster so prone to double hit. Sain in the other hand is way stronger.

    • @CNightmare072
      @CNightmare072 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Etrinix IU Oscar begs to differ

    • @nachohangover5104
      @nachohangover5104 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Etrinix IU Lance rank>sword rank
      1-2 range is king.

  • @TheDancerMacabre
    @TheDancerMacabre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6629

    "And the Lord who died offscreen!"
    Dimitri: "bruh"

    • @remlapwastaken8857
      @remlapwastaken8857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      I'm starting to think Intelligent Systems watched this video and instantly made Three Houses based off this.

    • @sungoddessamaterasu5439
      @sungoddessamaterasu5439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He didn't if you did the paralouge

    • @cian2168
      @cian2168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      @@sungoddessamaterasu5439 You're thinking of Dedue.

    • @shaik100_
      @shaik100_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Yami
      He does off screen in verdant wind and I’m pretty sure he also dies off screen in silver snow but I’m not sure

    • @dimitrialexandreblaiddyd7156
      @dimitrialexandreblaiddyd7156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Luckily, I’m alive and well. BLUE LIONS ROUTE FTW!!

  • @DarthSyric
    @DarthSyric ปีที่แล้ว +159

    To no one’s surprise, this pairs beautifully with Engage, right up to and including Lady OhMyTitFellOut.

    • @sunnykoz
      @sunnykoz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      who's ohmytitfellout in engage? zephia?

    • @DarthSyric
      @DarthSyric 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@sunnykoz Yep, 100%

    • @sunnykoz
      @sunnykoz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@DarthSyric thanks

  • @Wafflepudding
    @Wafflepudding 2 ปีที่แล้ว +997

    "Oh my tit fell out"
    That was fucking hilarious just because it should always happen *yet it never fucking does regardless of how obviously impractical the RPG fetish garb is*

  • @bagelpenguin6499
    @bagelpenguin6499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3944

    Don't forget the:
    Thief who will inevitably get replaced
    garbage knight who is too slow to get kills
    the third cavalier who is unsure of his worth

    • @bobbyasaka
      @bobbyasaka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Lowen is a bro. Hot take/controversial opinion here, but he's better than Sain and Kent even with Lyn mode.

    • @bagelpenguin6499
      @bagelpenguin6499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bobbyasaka I agree, them defenses are nice 👌

    • @thatonepersonnoonecaresabo3163
      @thatonepersonnoonecaresabo3163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@bobbyasaka With Lyn mode, all three are essentially equal. Kent and Sain have better offensive stats and can promote in Lyn hard mode, but Lowen is better defensively (a boon for him since the enemies stats are generally so low that all trained units can ORKO with ease) and better avaiability in Eliwood/Hector mode.

    • @Luchux177
      @Luchux177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Um... where's the villager?

    • @thatonepersonnoonecaresabo3163
      @thatonepersonnoonecaresabo3163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@Luchux177 I would describe the villager type characters as the following: "The villiger guy who starts out bad. His/her growths and potential are as insane as the pitfall that has been dug for using them in anything that somewhat resembles an efficient playthrough."

  • @ProtocolDroidHK47
    @ProtocolDroidHK47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3276

    "I'm the LITERAL MURDERER that just joined your company."
    This applies to WAAAAY too many characters.

    • @CulturedDegenerate
      @CulturedDegenerate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +364

      I think we can all agree Peri is by far the worst offender though

    • @selkiekinu7730
      @selkiekinu7730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      you beat me to it

    • @vsgfilmgroup
      @vsgfilmgroup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      I sleep in YOUR tent!

    • @nacoto180
      @nacoto180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      There's Jafar "angel of death" from fe7. He not only killed Eliwood's father, but also Matthew's girlfriend and hundreds of other people.

    • @GirthquakeTheGoat
      @GirthquakeTheGoat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tavros Nitram vriska

  • @KinniesShadow
    @KinniesShadow ปีที่แล้ว +943

    Absolutely insane how Engage stole its villains from this exact video

    • @Edelweiss1102
      @Edelweiss1102 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      I was absolutely convinced this video was made very recently after engage was released, then I saw it was made 4 years ago..., BRUH

    • @GunnGuardian
      @GunnGuardian ปีที่แล้ว +63

      As soon as they appeared on screen, I thought of this video. It's amazing how stupidly well they fit.

    • @YeetusTheFetus
      @YeetusTheFetus ปีที่แล้ว

      Except the gay options are… everyone! And no one! The S supports are all subtext with no clear answer as to whether they’re romantic!

    • @austinmoe4865
      @austinmoe4865 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      With a twist, the one who dies, doesn't die off screen! Progress!

    • @hjt091
      @hjt091 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Based Mauvier being a noble villain who says "fuck this" and swaps sides

  • @shyguypro9876
    @shyguypro9876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    “Swords, Lances, and the bad one”
    Big words for someone in Dorcas range.

    • @its_sisha_not_chair505
      @its_sisha_not_chair505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Sayin that swords are better than the weapon type that has more might, 1-2 range, cheaper and the hammer which is really useful and easy to get... Yeah, not really in touch with the meta here. The joke would've worked if it was a reference to the axes on fe6 which sucks on that fe

    • @Nova-tl4yc
      @Nova-tl4yc ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Hector: *sighs then wipes out your 30 HP

    • @littlekuribohimposte
      @littlekuribohimposte ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@its_sisha_not_chair505 2 might for 20 less hit. No thanks

    • @samkeiser9776
      @samkeiser9776 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@littlekuribohimposte weapon triangle against lances helps with hit because at least in the GBA games, tons of enemies use lances, and 1-2 range is much much more important than 20 hit, stats can make up for 20 hit, they can’t make up for 1-2 range.

    • @littlekuribohimposte
      @littlekuribohimposte ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@samkeiser9776 I'd rather hit accurately for leess damage than whiff every other shot for 0 damage

  • @Wentelteefje06
    @Wentelteefje06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3374

    You forgot the "I'm really useless but you'll still use me bc im smol and pure and you can't get a girlfriend".

    • @nidohime6233
      @nidohime6233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Isn´t the cute mage supposed to be?

    • @kieranmahon4382
      @kieranmahon4382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Bernadetta. Bernadetta in a nutshell.

    • @kieranmahon4382
      @kieranmahon4382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@ariv8763 Yeah, Flayn is pretty much useless whether you use her as a pegasus knight or a bishop. But Lysithea in my playthroughs, with her magic, is still fairly useful.

    • @Mrholysymbol
      @Mrholysymbol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@kieranmahon4382 you take that back Bernie was very useful as a mounted Archer

    • @kieranmahon4382
      @kieranmahon4382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Mrholysymbol You mean a bow knight? Because she's shit as a pegasus knight.

  • @MalachiteOW
    @MalachiteOW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2729

    I've actually just noticed that the fake map from the beginning of the video scarily resembles the map from Three Houses

    • @nomblob5592
      @nomblob5592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      MalachiteOW Well there is only 3 houses. If next game have like 5 or 7 then the map would be vastly different

    • @IkaMusume813
      @IkaMusume813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@nomblob5592 I hope the next game is actually a remake of Genealogy of the Holy War. I highly doubt it'll happen without some censorship though.

    • @geraq0
      @geraq0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@IkaMusume813 I hope it gets remade too (specially because the original is freaking hard), but I don't see the need for any censorship. I mean, videogames these days get away with far worse, right?

    • @jorntumrongwit9056
      @jorntumrongwit9056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Spoiler
      And he predicted that Adrestia will have the invading emperor
      Amazing

    • @leiwoomynati1372
      @leiwoomynati1372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@jorntumrongwit9056 "allies who declare war on you later"
      Adrestian Empire @ the Church of Seiros in a nutshell

  • @ness6099
    @ness6099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    Ike: “Guys I can explain!”
    Eliwood: “You promote at chapter 17 when I need to wait until chapter 28!”
    Hector: “28!? I need to go an extra level to 29 on my route!”
    3H leader: “You guys get to promote without taking a test?”

    • @creepernumber57
      @creepernumber57 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      And Roy sitting in a room on fire when he promotes on the literal last level...assuming you did all the bonus levels

    • @Xertaron.
      @Xertaron. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Marth: "Wait, you guys can promote?!"
      Sigurd: "Some sooner than others"

    • @fyra_cat2119
      @fyra_cat2119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well Byleth also promotes to a unique class in one of the part one chapters

    • @Zan10242
      @Zan10242 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Corin sitting in a corner master seal in hand hoping nobody sees them

    • @thalloutboy
      @thalloutboy ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Chrom: *Uses a master seal to promote whenever he wants*
      Micaiah: *Promotes literally during the endgame*

  • @Anonymos185
    @Anonymos185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    0:43 Most unrealistic part of the video is the notion that a random pirate boss could get a hair color as zany as green. That's reserved for *very* important playable characters.
    Everyone knows all pirates and bandits have brown, black or grey hair.

    • @lyraphoenix6883
      @lyraphoenix6883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      *laughs in Path of Radiance pirates*

    • @regalblade8171
      @regalblade8171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      For a sec I thought that was Boyd or Gerik

    • @frostbluez
      @frostbluez ปีที่แล้ว +18

      No they usually don’t even get hair honestly, feels like they’re usually completely bald

    • @WindyWooshes
      @WindyWooshes ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Now Engage has Blue haired one, so I guess the streak is broken lol

    • @eleonorepb4565
      @eleonorepb4565 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about Nemesis ?

  • @IkaMusume813
    @IkaMusume813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5399

    It's scary how many things this video predicted in Three Houses a year before it came out.

    • @adzi6164
      @adzi6164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      this must be the work of enemy Stand

    • @Danmarinja
      @Danmarinja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +453

      I mean it's not predicting, just pattern recognition

    • @hardgay7537
      @hardgay7537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      @@Danmarinja To be fair, though, Fire Emblem is a _very_ tropey series with a lot of repetition of ideas with subtle twists to keep them fresh. It works, so it makes sense that they'd keep doing it, but if you want originality, well, you can trade that for novelty for roughly your first two games or so. After that you're just in it because you like SRPGs and waifus.
      Bernie is best girl #protecc

    • @r.r815
      @r.r815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@hardgay7537 i feel like three houses did break tradition for its main story

    • @Atmapalazzo
      @Atmapalazzo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@r.r815 Not really, what it did do (and did very well) was break archetypes. No christmas cavaliers, no Est, no Camus, no Jagen, no 11th hour units. The plot relevant characters do have alot in common with other characters from fire emblem games (but were generally pulled off better in this game than the others). This isn't a bad thing, and is in a very odd way, part of FE's charm. It still has plenty of insane twists in the game though, such as the origins of the crest stones and hero's relics.
      Edelgard is reminescent of Arvis and Lyon.
      Claude shares alot of concept with Lyn.
      Rhea is just straight up Mila.
      Jeralt and Greil are plot dads.
      Needs more Rudolf though...

  • @greenishbean7904
    @greenishbean7904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5335

    Wouldn’t the “3000” year old small actually a dragon girl being attracted to people 1/150th her age be pretty creepy technically speaking.

    • @shinymetagross1666
      @shinymetagross1666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +707

      GreenishBean7 Questions like these have probably started wars

    • @ntwogaming9306
      @ntwogaming9306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +742

      @GreenishBean7 It would translate as an old human being attracted to baby monkeys. So yes technically speaking it would be insanely creepy.

    • @remlapwastaken8857
      @remlapwastaken8857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +416

      Let's not even get into the final boss of Alabama level of incest that is romancing Rhea, Seteth, or Flayn.

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@remlapwastaken8857 would Yubel count... I mean Morgana, I mean-

    • @silvertipstudio9622
      @silvertipstudio9622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Ninian... I rest my case {she actually loved eliwood wether you went through their dialogue or not}

  • @CNightmare072
    @CNightmare072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    1:33 - 2:25
    The only one you forgot was "Wyvern Rider with family issues"

    • @unrestrainedclown2808
      @unrestrainedclown2808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      LOL seteth

    • @sehajkaler9285
      @sehajkaler9285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Gerome

    • @CNightmare072
      @CNightmare072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@sehajkaler9285 I was on the wavelength of Minerva, Jill, Melady & Altina lol

    • @gearcrushgaming5141
      @gearcrushgaming5141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@CNightmare072 what about my boy cormag

    • @jeilastnamejei5831
      @jeilastnamejei5831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@gearcrushgaming5141 you can't have family issues if your family is dead

  • @medoagamer9497
    @medoagamer9497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1003

    1:25
    "They got swords, lances, and the bad one"
    Hector, Camilla, and Edlegard: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

    • @Sarquadious
      @Sarquadious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Titania

    • @TheChessicfayth
      @TheChessicfayth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Sarquadious ^

    • @aridicaexmontaudon1296
      @aridicaexmontaudon1296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Titania jill haar, griel, hell ALL OF TELLIUS,

    • @Rob23765
      @Rob23765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Don't forget Lex and the God Chad Orsin and his mighty PUJI

    • @jebraxas5233
      @jebraxas5233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      also Nichol

  • @scylla1772
    @scylla1772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1144

    I love how the map is literally the 3 Houses one, but rotated 90° clockwise

    • @TheMadwomen
      @TheMadwomen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      ...Three Houses wasn't out yet.

    • @ironwill3148
      @ironwill3148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@TheMadwomen
      r/woooosh

    • @ryldmeh251
      @ryldmeh251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ok, who’s the psychic?

    • @eddiemate
      @eddiemate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      IRON WILL
      Is that really a whoosh? Is it really? Or are you just desperate?

    • @stevenliang3213
      @stevenliang3213 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ironwill3148 : only brainless people use whoosh such as you

  • @XellosNi
    @XellosNi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1440

    "Two or three more level-ups like that and I'm useless forever."
    Mekkah pitfall sense tingling.

    • @toastbread2263
      @toastbread2263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Roy

    • @chaosyeshua1137
      @chaosyeshua1137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Almost every unit in Gaiden and Echoes >_> sirsly I've gotten like 5 empty level-ups in that game DX

    • @zacharyjohnson9562
      @zacharyjohnson9562 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Talk about it.

    • @gypsysprite4824
      @gypsysprite4824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@chaosyeshua1137 empty levels are impossible in gaiden since you will always get one stat up.
      then again hp levels might aswell be empty

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They should have already been tingling with how they addressed skeleton retainer

  • @cidredwood6170
    @cidredwood6170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    "If an enemy makes a mean face at me, I'll explode!"
    *Lissa flashbacks*

    • @rifasclub
      @rifasclub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You mean the best staff unit in the franchise that often gets promoted before anyone else?

    • @cidredwood6170
      @cidredwood6170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rifasclub My units were all overleveled and rarely got hurt enough to have a healer do their stuff

    • @rifasclub
      @rifasclub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cidredwood6170 than stop playing the lower dificulty or judging a unit's performance by it.

    • @thesupershinymegagengar2034
      @thesupershinymegagengar2034 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Heh, Bernadetta.

    • @A_Random_IRS_B0T_
      @A_Random_IRS_B0T_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rifasclub dude I was able to cheese the system by forcing an archer into a closed space, and the only option he had was to damage this one unit that I would keep healing until Lissa was like level 11 or something.

  • @thalloutboy
    @thalloutboy ปีที่แล้ว +115

    And then the endings be like
    Childhood friend would continue studying magic for the rest of his life, but the one thing he could never learn was how to get laid.
    Red cavalier would continue to serve his kingdom, training new recruits to the royal knights. He also never got laid.
    Green cavalier died alone.
    Fat Vaike returned to the streets that raised him alongside his husband, Random Old Guy.
    Crappy archer: (died in chapter 3)
    Cleric goes on to become a priest in her hometown church. Lame.
    Knight hit on many women but failed to find true love (this is quite literally just Gatrie’s ending in FE10).
    Featherweight was revered throughout the royal army for her kindness and skill on the battlefield. Unfortunately, she was not revered enough to find a mate.
    Cute Mage would go on to marry the avatar character. Huh.
    Furry returned to his native land and reconnected with his own kind. He never married, but he definitely got laid.
    Definitely Illegal entered a polygamous marriage with Fat Vaike and Random Old Guy, and somehow no one questioned it.
    When peace once again settled on the land, Magical Albino packed lightly, and set off with the only person they ever trusted. Wait, this sounds kinda familiar.
    Blue Haired Lord hopped on a ship and left the continent, never to be seen or heard from agai- yeah we did this already.

    • @korhol2065
      @korhol2065 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      At least the late game overpowered old man character found love where I guy on a horse couldn’t, cause that’s how you fire emblem

    • @dracoshield2344
      @dracoshield2344 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hey, just letting you know that I'm stealing these for a project I'm working on
      Unless you don't want me to

    • @Dewani90
      @Dewani90 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@dracoshield2344 with how easy it is to make your own fire emblem with tools, I don't think it would be that hard to make your game... sprite work is a pain though.

  • @belmontzar
    @belmontzar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1502

    "Once I find the magic sword and get promoted I will beat you!"
    'but the game is almost over, your entire army is second tier or more.'
    This pretty much sums up Binding blade doesn't it?
    Poor Roy.

    • @webbowser8834
      @webbowser8834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Don't forget Eliwood. Like father like son...

    • @rogueeskimo8253
      @rogueeskimo8253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@webbowser8834 eliwood was better and actually has great stats like lyn but wow roy sucks ass, basically finished the game and he was still useless holy fuck

    • @AwakeTheFall
      @AwakeTheFall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      rogue eskimo lol has good stats like lyn. Hilarious

    • @kevinvanveen3260
      @kevinvanveen3260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And lief from FE5

    • @Melkac
      @Melkac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's just about every main Lord before like, Awakening. Most of my units in PoR are like second tier level 5 by the time Ike promoted.

  • @johnwood7603
    @johnwood7603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3477

    "play a blue haired Lord or a magical albino"
    Yep, this is why I subscribed

    • @gavind1363
      @gavind1363 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      NOW IM AS STRONG AS A BAAARGE But what about Eliweed and Everyone's Boy, the two ginger lords?
      That's a sentence I didn't think I'd say...

    • @keyblademaster7305
      @keyblademaster7305 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here

    • @Mr64Marios
      @Mr64Marios 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      We got Alm, Celica, Lyn, Roy, and Eliwood

    • @takumidoutou4412
      @takumidoutou4412 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      K T green

    • @ChReNiC
      @ChReNiC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      leif cries in the background i guess

  • @XFL6XYT
    @XFL6XYT ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I love how this is 4 years old and describes engage perfectly

  • @TheRaxxess
    @TheRaxxess ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Revisiting this specifically because in Engage chapter 17 you get...The Eleventh Hour Old Man Character

  • @jaydengilbert5964
    @jaydengilbert5964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1984

    MY STATS ARE GOOD
    BUT MY PERSONALITY
    *SUCKS*

  • @SalientLamprophany
    @SalientLamprophany 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2253

    The axe is the bad option?
    *EDELGARD WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Sword is actually the bad option. Axes and Lances take turns as the best option, but Axes have the reputation of getting garbage units that specialize in them.
      ...Is what I would say if 3 Houses Gauntlets didn't ask Swords to hold their beer.

    • @solomonpnq
      @solomonpnq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Hector...Vaike(I was joking about Vaike

    • @immortalnomad0341
      @immortalnomad0341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      [Laughs in Haar]

    • @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283
      @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@solomonpnq Vaike is decent, his class is garbage in awakening tho

    • @dimonjack208
      @dimonjack208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Byleth: laughs in two time range sword.

  • @hanakoisbestgirl4752
    @hanakoisbestgirl4752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Vaike is legitimately one of my favorite characters in Awakening and will not stand for the slander against him... I will sit for it though

  • @noelle1030
    @noelle1030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Everyone's talking about FE3H but I'm here because the FE Sacred Stones and Binding Blade are both 100% accurate on this one lmao.

    • @fyra_cat2119
      @fyra_cat2119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yes but the difference is those were made before this video, this video is based off of them, FE3H had yet to come out, yet still fit perfectly

    • @thesupershinymegagengar2034
      @thesupershinymegagengar2034 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never heard of those.

    • @lysander3262
      @lysander3262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jello Mentor: "I'm going to be useless soon!"
      Marcus: "You won't catch up to my base stats until at least the fifteenth map"
      Seth: "I can solo my game with zero growths"

    • @Eothr
      @Eothr ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lysander3262 Seth is best Paladin.

  • @ShinigamiSamaH
    @ShinigamiSamaH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2107

    I restart not because of favourtism but out of my crippling OCD and kleptomania.
    They are mere puppets in my collection.

    • @dandrive3249
      @dandrive3249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Shinigami Sama yeah same here. In fire emblem fates I got the unique villains that came with the child levels I use orochi to capture them like Pokémon.

    • @SubduedRadical
      @SubduedRadical 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@dandrive3249 Oh god, this made me laugh. XD
      WAY too hard. I haven't done that, but catching them like Pokemon...rofl!
      "Gotta catch 'em all!"

    • @keiganm1287
      @keiganm1287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I kill atleast 1 character i dont like per map

    • @Rellik165
      @Rellik165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      it isn't true OCD unless you obsessively try to keep every character at the same level, and thus only use your lowest level units in every level to equalize everyone.
      ...like me...

    • @raiyanchowdhury7898
      @raiyanchowdhury7898 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shinigami Sama

  • @vagabond2787
    @vagabond2787 6 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    Now get ready for depressing character endings such as:
    - Dies a couple years later from illness!
    - Becomes a terrible parent!
    - Disappears never to be seen again!
    - Gets stuck in an unstable, and frankly bizarre marriage!
    - Meets the love of their life again as enemies on the battlefield!
    - Eventually becomes a witch!
    - Cannot actually marry due to their different social status!
    - Marries (but not to your OTP)

    • @forklauncher
      @forklauncher 6 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      and my personal favourite: fulfills his life-long dream of becoming a nobleman, only to be so shit at managing things, that he gets demoted to a symbolic position, spending the rest of his life complaining to new recruits about the glory days.

    • @woodman7497
      @woodman7497 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      - laments the death of his childhood friend, changes from an easygoing personality to a more serious and sort of uptight one, names his firstborn son after his friend, and becomes an alcoholic
      wooooo go gray

    • @forklauncher
      @forklauncher 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      You're mixing up the 2 versions of Gray, I think. Gaiden Gray becomes an alcoholic if Tobin dies, SoV Gray marries Claire and names their son after Tobin.

    • @woodman7497
      @woodman7497 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      right, right, forgot they changed that in echoes

    • @x3seal133
      @x3seal133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      doodlepoo how dafuq did someone capable of 1v1 with a firedragon using luna died to a snowstorm?

  • @alpacawithouthat987
    @alpacawithouthat987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    The “noble one” reminds me of Awakening where you can’t recruit Mustafa because his family will die if he joins you

    • @rifasclub
      @rifasclub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Mustafa and Yen'fey, actually. It's a common trope in Fire Emblem, known as the Camus archetype, as that's the name of the first character to belong to such archetype and every FE has at least one character to belong to such group.

    • @Dewani90
      @Dewani90 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      and you can't recruit Selena from Sacred stones because you have to feel bad, her and Duessel were the only ones actually loyal to the emperor..... 's walking corpse.

  • @coolgreenbug7551
    @coolgreenbug7551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love how Suspicious Vizier goes from evil Disney villain to workplace rival.

  • @MetalSonicReject
    @MetalSonicReject 4 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    0:21 Congratulations, you predicted the continent layout for Fódlan from Fire Emblem: Three Houses.

    • @crystalfox2276
      @crystalfox2276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      djhfdjhdfhj oh my god accurate

    • @bradleyhampton7966
      @bradleyhampton7966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@crystalfox2276 Also predicted the male gay option being an old man--well, 2/3 of them being old men.

    • @eemelikorteniemi3966
      @eemelikorteniemi3966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That is true... You just need to rotate it

    • @HappyLuchoX
      @HappyLuchoX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Eehhmm... Fire emblem Awakening...

    • @yellowjellow5744
      @yellowjellow5744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      also the mc is a blue haired plastic cup who turns into a magical albino

  • @DavidGonzalezSamudio
    @DavidGonzalezSamudio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3382

    Somehow there are spoilers for Three Houses...

    • @ZippoIII
      @ZippoIII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Where?

    • @DashawnLoves
      @DashawnLoves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@ZippoIII yes

    • @ZippoIII
      @ZippoIII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DashawnLoves so.. None

    • @DashawnLoves
      @DashawnLoves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@ZippoIII all

    • @DashawnLoves
      @DashawnLoves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@ZippoIII jk but seriously this video is like FE: Three houses but without context on who or what is exactly the scenario they're describing.

  • @TheGaleden
    @TheGaleden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    "And the bad one" (Shows Hector) I would like to say how wrong that is, because Hector was a goddamn monster in human form.

    • @GBlockbreaker
      @GBlockbreaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Axes in general are considered the top weapon type together with lances, if a sword unit can't use lances or axes at least after promotion they normally are considered rather meh unless they got bonkers stats

    • @boop99
      @boop99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hector is god
      Oh also my pic

    • @delphy2478
      @delphy2478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      the problem is that axes have great damage, and they have infinite durability because they never hit

    • @supercorn5607
      @supercorn5607 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@delphy2478 loool

    • @rifasclub
      @rifasclub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude, just because they guy in unkillable the first couple of chapters, doesn't compensate how terrible the guy is in lategame.

  • @Tuskor130
    @Tuskor130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    2:02 Despite how painfully true the manakete bit is, I really dig that laundry hamper aesthetic the totally not 1000 year old has going on.

  • @Morgar.Simpso
    @Morgar.Simpso 6 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    1:00 love the reference to the deliverance being absolutely ignorant
    Literally every other character: "WOAH ALM U CAN LIFT THAT SWORD THAT ONLY THOSE OF ROYAL BLOOD CAN WIELD DUDE ARE YOU ROYALTY!?!?!"
    Alm:"Its probably fake u try"
    Everyone else:"CANNOT LIFT IT UGHHHHHH"
    Alm: ha you guys r just messin with me.
    *4 chapters later*
    Alm: WAIT RUDOLF WAS WHAAAAAAAAAT THERE WAS NO POSSIBLE WAY I COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING.

  • @CJusticeHappen21
    @CJusticeHappen21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    "All JRPGs described in ten words or less: 'Teenagers using the Power of Friendship to kill God'." - Yahtzee Croshaw

    • @bishop8958
      @bishop8958 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What episode of no punctuation is this?

    • @zacharyw213
      @zacharyw213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bishop8958 EarthBound

    • @zacharyw213
      @zacharyw213 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @GarrettTheFerret So I've heard. I really need to play a Persona game.

    • @matthewwells8377
      @matthewwells8377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hey, in Pokémon you use the power of rivalry to enslave God! And in Xenoblade you only kill God in the first one!

    • @Costikeke
      @Costikeke 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      japanese society in a nutshell

  • @riallebalfour4767
    @riallebalfour4767 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    It gets even funnier when you realize…In the new Engage game, the blue-haired Lord and magic-wielding Albino are both Dragons (who can use time). 😊

  • @ryanprjgamingchannel9437
    @ryanprjgamingchannel9437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    It might have been 3 years, but actually, a plenty of characters here are actually archetypes from Fire Emblem series itself.
    The Lord: She is basically a combination of the typical Lord and the female lead (think of Eirika from The Sacred Stones, for example)
    The Evil Emperor at the start is probably a nod to Rudolf, an antagonistic Emperor. Sometimes they are actually in league with the real main villain, others might be not and actually have different reasons
    Pirate Boss: Gazzak (usually the first boss you fight, leader of some sort of bandits, ruffians, etc.) Bad guy who probably uses axes which are weak against swords that the Lord usually uses,
    Childhood Friend: isn't exactly a recurring archetype in actual Fire Emblem games but from how he looks, he's the Merric archetype (a young, friendly male mage, some are literally young boys) - but it also have a sub-archetype, the Arlen, where the mage is more of a prodigy and can be a little jerk, but both aren't necessarily male, some females who do not overlap with the female mage archetype explained later might be either of these instead.
    Skeleton Mentor: Of course he is the Jagen archetype. Probably pureJagen if he's gonna be useless soon. If not, it would be an Oifey instead. Pure Jagens are really old or sick in some way, or handicapped, while Oifeys are pretty much really just experienced and still capable.
    Crappy Archer: Also known as the Gordin. As his name suggests, he's an Archer, and Archers are often seen as flawed in Fire Emblem games due to being unable to counterattack from near. Some of them are unconfident of themselves, others have varied but generally actually nice personality
    Red and Green: Did you mean, Cain and Abel? These are two identical units that almost feels the same aside from different stats, growths - and slightly different personalities, one hot-blooded and the other laid-back - though not in this case for some creepy reason. Despite that, the Cain and Abel archetype isn't restricted to Cavaliers only, though that depends on the case but is usually still the same two Cavaliers.
    Cleric: Also known as the Lena. Usually the first "healer" unit you have. The plot involved during their debut scene and personality varies - ranging from Lean herself being captured by bandits and being a love interest to Julian - joining at slightly early game though not the first chapter, to the just plain cheerful Lissa who joins at the very beginning (prologue) - but most of the time, the Lena archetype is really the first healer who is also delicate (don't tell that to Lissa, though!)
    Knight: This is more accurately known as the Draug archetype - usually one of the bigger males in the cast list, and they are generally actually humble despite looking strong and big. Personality sucks is subjective, though, this varies on who is who.
    Featherweight: Can be classified under either one of the "Whitewings" (trio of Pegasus Knights who are recruited through varying chapters but generally can do their signature technique, the Triangle Attack) or the Caeda archetype (a Pegasus Knight who isn't related to the previous three in any way or is just the first Pegasus Knight you get), but generally one of the Pegasus Knights is gonna be feminine in personality, anyways. (This depiction of Pegasus Knight resembles Florina)
    Cute Mage: Here it is, the Linde archetype. The female mage whose personality varies - generally born with a natural affinity for magic. Tends to join later unlike the Merric, as previously mentioned. And as the name implies, they tend to be the more cute looking one. If it's not and they are the first mage, it's overlapping instead with Merric or Arlen (notably, Lute and Miriel are more similar to the latter)
    The fat guy: Is likely the typical early game axe unit. This isn't a proper archetype even though I wish it is, but there is also similarly the Bord and Cord archetype, two Fighters - similar to Cain and Abel from above. The difference, the dualism in personality is instead one who really loves getting into fights and the other being a more typical person. This archetype is rarer compared to the Cain and Abel because some games only give you one axe user by default early on, such as in this case.
    Furry: Also not widespread to be it's own archetypes, but this is a nod to Laguz in Path of Radiance/Radiant Dawn (specifically the Beast Laguz), Taguel in Awakening, as well as Kitsune and Wolfskin in Fates. As you probably expect this is is the shapeshifting type unit that doesn't turn into dragon or something. On the other hand...
    "Definitely Illegal": Ah, the Tiki archetype! Looks like a young girl (or boy in case of Kurthnaga, but he's a little different and still is mostly the same), but is really at least several hundred years old. The one appearing in this video looks like Fae from FE Binding Blade, but from sound wise, just imagine of Nowi from FE:Awakening.
    Random Old guy: The Gotoh archetype. Generally they aren't always old or act like in this video, but instead they are someone well known and yet doesn't join until the very last chapter or few chapters, depends. Their class varies, of course, but generally they are here to help you take down the last chapter... just in case you screwed up so badly.
    The knife guy / "murderer": Seems to take various elements of Navarre (appears as enemy first and probably has Killing Edge ), and also seems like a Thief in class actually if he wasn't really a prepromoted Assassin. Also slight reference to Julian archetype, which are generally much more nicer than this and is of the Thief class.
    The fun and crazy General is kinda like Kempf or Narcian or Valter, the sadistic one too who you can definitely try beat up the heck out of him with no question asked.
    The boring General looks is typically either the general who is typically loyal to the empire without question, picture out Murdock from The Binding Blade for this, or one that is similar to The Black Knight from Path of Radiance.
    The noble general / "Lamus": As the name suggests, Camus archetype is the type of character who is part of the antagonistic army and is one of their generals, and generally makes you think why they are gonna be stuck on the opposite side or is prevented in some cruel way.
    The Vizier here is a reference to the rare female antagonist that is, from judging her depiction here, it differs. Might be similar to Sonia from The Blazing Sword or Aversa from Awakening, but just so you know, this is probably one of the related to the big bad evil dragon or something.
    If I missed something please tell me in the replies and comments

    • @BenDover-fo7lg
      @BenDover-fo7lg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The pegasus knight in this video can't be inspired by Florina. Literally nobody benches the adorable killing machine. Whether it is for her good stats and growths, flying utility or the fact that she's the most precious little cinnamon roll in the game, everyone has reasons to use her

    • @ryanprjgamingchannel9437
      @ryanprjgamingchannel9437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@BenDover-fo7lg Some players also prefer using Fiora, but yeah both are just equally good if we are disregarding that she joins later than Florina

    • @BenDover-fo7lg
      @BenDover-fo7lg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ryanprjgamingchannel9437 Yes, Fiora is also great, and even if Florina's already trained by the time you get her, her bases are pretty good so she's not hard to train, and you can use both. It gives a lot to an army

    • @Sirknite1310
      @Sirknite1310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You forgot The One That Dies Off Screen, but let’s be honest, no one really cares about that one.
      But if you do care, let me elaborate then. this could be a nod to Selena or Glenn (Sacred Stones), or Someone else (i haven’t played or I’m too lazy to remember). Respectively if you take Erika's route there is no mention of Selena dying anywhere in this path. Same is done with Glenn, when you take Ephraim's rout, no mention of him dying either. But seeing as the female general looks more like Selena, it confirmed it. And there you have it, The One That Dies Off Screen archetype. Hopes this was helpful.

    • @regalblade8171
      @regalblade8171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jello forgot about the Est archetype:
      Low level unit unprompted unit who joins after 80% of the game is over, has good growths and at best decent starting stats, Est, Nino and Sophia (kinda?) are examples

  • @nagiku99
    @nagiku99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1564

    Lamus: "No! I'm going to die so you feel bad!" that shit is so accurate about Camus

    • @paperluigi6132
      @paperluigi6132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      If you don’t feel bad for Camus archetypes, you’re a heartless monster

    • @icei34errel51
      @icei34errel51 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lamus is basically Camus

    • @BunnyOnASnuman
      @BunnyOnASnuman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@icei34errel51 i thought Lamus was Linus until now

    • @sophiamalcolm2119
      @sophiamalcolm2119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      No, Linus is "The fun crazy one"

    • @DasBrot-tf6vm
      @DasBrot-tf6vm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I think that's more or less Valtner

  • @MessedUp_
    @MessedUp_ ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Actually insane how accurate this describes Fire emblem engage...

    • @mamba-do-u
      @mamba-do-u ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'd guess it's cause Engage purposefully uses the staples and tropes of the others more purposefully? Might just be me

    • @mist6950
      @mist6950 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mamba-do-u maybe? I mean Engage is an anniversary game

    • @boiyado6717
      @boiyado6717 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@mist6950 It’s called an excuse for the writers to give up.

  • @GoBoomYay
    @GoBoomYay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Shoutout to Seth, the Skeleton Mentor that becomes the SKELETON GOD

    • @regalblade8171
      @regalblade8171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The skeleton Mentor is Jagen tho, Seth would probably be his own archetype alongside Titania and (somewhat) FE7 Marcus

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@regalblade8171 That archetype is called the Oiphey I think, named after a Genealogy character.

    • @regalblade8171
      @regalblade8171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kaelanmcalpine2011 oh, yeah I haven't played Genealogy but if he's the one who started the "Jagen looks like it'll fall off but holy shit the entire game can be on their back and they can still double a Swordmaster" then yes

    • @samkeiser9776
      @samkeiser9776 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly I think the thing that most defines a Jaigen is their bases and base class, it’s silly to distinguish “Oifey” from a Jaigen because both were intended to be early unit that a strong enough to carry that make training your scrubs easier. Only seth for some reason forgot to have bad growths.

  • @ave_r_ie
    @ave_r_ie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1543

    “Sure is weird that you can use the sword only the DRAGON LORD with the MARK OF DESTINY is able to wield”
    “No need to look into that”
    *stares at alm from shadows of Valentia* BOI!

    • @budling5921
      @budling5921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah that was weird

    • @lateral1385
      @lateral1385 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like your profile pic

    • @jett843
      @jett843 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also if you look he spelled "wield" wrong in the video

    • @marcelobriones9521
      @marcelobriones9521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well falchion was given to marth(and chrom) by naga so he could seal grima/medeus so I think she would be in agreement of alm using it to save his army from grima

    • @GUMPAAful
      @GUMPAAful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Marcelo Gutierrez
      i think he is talking about the Royal Sword that only the royals could use and alms was able to use it .

  • @solimm4sks510
    @solimm4sks510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    "I was WAYY more fucked up in the Japanese version"
    That's how it usually be

    • @MrAuthor3DS
      @MrAuthor3DS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I dunno, some believe that Peri got even more fucked up in the English version. Certainly true for Camilla, though.

    • @TheAxeLord47911
      @TheAxeLord47911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@MrAuthor3DS Also true for Niles as well. IIRC, his supports with Corrin in the JP version allude to the fact he was raped as a child. The slums of Nohr ain't a fun place to be, yo.

    • @nicolasbanidol2371
      @nicolasbanidol2371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wallhart was nicer with Morgan in the japanese version according to what I heard

    • @eway44
      @eway44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Was Henry better or worse in Japanese?

    • @rockelenelly7687
      @rockelenelly7687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@eway44 he was more fucked up in the Japanese version from what I heard

  • @NinjaShooter2024
    @NinjaShooter2024 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "You play a blue-haired lord, or magical albino"
    Roy and Eliwood would like to have a word with you...

    • @Morgan_Rider
      @Morgan_Rider 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lyn and Mark would also like to have a a few words

    • @MysteryEzekude
      @MysteryEzekude 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ...And Byleth too, considering that their hair changes colour about halfway through the game.

    • @eleonorepb4565
      @eleonorepb4565 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Morgan_Riderin Japan green is considered as a shade of blue so from their point of view Lyn is the typical blue haired lord

  • @jadoudou9898
    @jadoudou9898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Lamus : I'm going to die so you FEEL BAD !
    Lord : Alright !
    *Kills him, but have an useless level up*
    Lord : I do feel bad.

  • @harrylane4
    @harrylane4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2931

    "you'll need to use time travel"
    Nintendo watched this before making 3 houses

    • @maxichips5887
      @maxichips5887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Echoes

    • @harrylane4
      @harrylane4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@maxichips5887 3DS games after Awakening? There were no 3DS games after Awakening.

    • @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283
      @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@harrylane4 Don't most people consider echoes to be good though?

    • @nidohime6233
      @nidohime6233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Don´t forget Fates and their dimensions that aged in a different time, so they kinda count.

    • @harrylane4
      @harrylane4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Cool Dude Awakening was good. Not great, fine. It was a great place for newcomers, it was fun, and it was well-designed, though less difficult than the previous games.
      The (non-existent) other 3ds games were horrific

  • @iamclueless6398
    @iamclueless6398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3866

    *Starts Video*
    *"Fire Emblem is a tactical RPG that's secretly a dating simulator"*
    _Oh shit it is_

    • @phantomblue2798
      @phantomblue2798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      I actually know people who wanted to buy Fire Emblem games just to ship the cast.

    • @Nymphonomicon
      @Nymphonomicon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      It's not a very good secret.

    • @barongoatsword2103
      @barongoatsword2103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It's not. Play a real Fire Emblem game like Path of Radiance.

    • @samuellee178
      @samuellee178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Crimson Blue Conversely, a lot of people ship characters together to get the future children with the best stats in Awakening.

    • @janetreid4515
      @janetreid4515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@phantomblue2798 Me. That's me.

  • @FoxyAreku
    @FoxyAreku ปีที่แล้ว +28

    A certain character in fire emblem engage is literally your 'sus vizier' character at the end with different hair and horns. First thing i thought of when I saw her.

    • @mincinmind9440
      @mincinmind9440 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Somehow making a character fit the emperors right hand lady sus vizier role while also being one of the "four generals", truly an impressive advancement of tropes

    • @beeaggro2593
      @beeaggro2593 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh shit she is lmao

    • @matthewaddai5336
      @matthewaddai5336 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not gonna lie, i thought of the sorceress in awakening tbh, but good spot.

    • @Dewani90
      @Dewani90 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      and i thought Cornelia from 3h fit better with that, I mean, she already has the dress and the mature aura.

  • @HeadMario
    @HeadMario ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Creators of FE:Engage: "Yo, this video's dope! Let's just do everything in this!"

  • @KinglyPeasant
    @KinglyPeasant 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6070

    Classic mode: strategy game
    Casual mode: waifu simulator

    • @Ryocniel
      @Ryocniel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      no no no, waifu simulator is DDLC! The festival is gonna be so much fun, I can't wa- JESUS F***ING CHRIST!!!!

    • @lymeclay5245
      @lymeclay5245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      yep, pretty much

    • @sigh824
      @sigh824 6 ปีที่แล้ว +432

      Normal: Waifu Simulator
      Hard: Strategy Game
      Lunatic: RNG Simulator
      Lunatic+: GameFaqs

    • @lyncario5515
      @lyncario5515 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Radaint Dawn/Trhacia 776 normal: TAS simulator
      The same games in hard: Only using the broken characters with rng manipulation simulator

    • @AlexThat200
      @AlexThat200 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      KinglyPeasant
      Yeah, the second one is pretty much me.
      Got into the game for the completely wrong reason according to the fandom. I was interested in the characters and the lore. At least for the most current games excluding Shadow Dragon (DS) and Echoes.
      I tried doing the first fire emblem that came out for the Gameboy, but I failed harder than the time I tried Super Robot Taisen. I have some patience considering the fact I play Pokémon, but I almost never lose in Pokémon, so my temper got the better of me when it came to losing my units.

  • @strikecaptain121
    @strikecaptain121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2573

    "Once I've found the unpronounceable magic sword"
    2019: *SWORD OF THE CREATOR*

    • @p0lyg0n17
      @p0lyg0n17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      StrikeCaptain121 Falchion works too

    • @strikecaptain121
      @strikecaptain121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@p0lyg0n17 true

    • @chrs.7845
      @chrs.7845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Binding Blade

    • @strikecaptain121
      @strikecaptain121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@chrs.7845 also true

    • @bacchus9389
      @bacchus9389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Ragnell is just two syllables.

  • @theauthor5484
    @theauthor5484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Me in 3H Black Eagles route:
    Sylvain and Ferdinand: Two cavaliers. TWO CAVALIERS.

    • @magicfish8213
      @magicfish8213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And leonie and lorenz

    • @theauthor5484
      @theauthor5484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@magicfish8213 Definitely lmao, I always make it a mission to have 2 cavaliers so I can recreate this.

    • @disgustof-riley8338
      @disgustof-riley8338 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I actually recruited Sylvain for that very reason. Though apparently it's the Blue Lions that get closest to the Cain and Abel architype with Sylvain and Ingrid. All they're missing is the color.

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theauthor5484 I think I had 4 in that run since Marianne and Sylvain were a Holy and Great Knight respectively.

  • @andyknightwarden9746
    @andyknightwarden9746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I like that FE7 had a legitimately threatening, secretly tragic villain who was *not* in charge of a nation.

    • @andyknightwarden9746
      @andyknightwarden9746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Sylvain Jose Gautier ...Yes. Do note that I said that he was legitimately threatening.

    • @lordgod9958
      @lordgod9958 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Sylvain Jose Gautier I mean evil dragons are a long standing tradition. The only exception I can think of are the radiance games involving beating up a mad king(riding a dragon) and a goddess

    • @cober9966
      @cober9966 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean he was a Lycian lord he wasn't a random guy

    • @andyknightwarden9746
      @andyknightwarden9746 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cober9966 ...who are you talking about?

    • @alikeremozfidan288
      @alikeremozfidan288 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@andyknightwarden9746probably lydias uncle

  • @draxiss1577
    @draxiss1577 6 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    You forgot the mention the Token Wyvern Rider. Seriously, the bad guys *always* have the wyverns.

    • @stefanfr13
      @stefanfr13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Player's character roster: Only 1 wyvern rider, 2 or 3 if you're lucky (or someone can promote into one).
      Enemy armies: Everyone, their grandmothers and even their cats have one.

    • @afelias
      @afelias 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's because wyvern riders are broken as shit in your hands but in the hands of the enemy they die to both arrows and all kinds of magic, barring Tellius that somehow made wyverns fucking flying dragons.
      Honestly giving you more than 2 wyverns is nuts.

    • @CompletelyNewguy
      @CompletelyNewguy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why do they get the wyverns? What if I want a wyvern!?
      Man this game just doesn't get me...

    • @ycantiusegeorgiantextforhandle
      @ycantiusegeorgiantextforhandle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unless you're talking about FE11 and 12 where you can make pretty much everyone one

    • @CompletelyNewguy
      @CompletelyNewguy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lejen
      Then where DO they get all those Wyverns? They kind of just pop out of no where.

  • @Stormy2142
    @Stormy2142 6 ปีที่แล้ว +829

    Holy cow the art and the voice acting.
    this was amazing

    • @wills4579
      @wills4579 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Edmo Suassuna it’s perfect

    • @Chris-vx5kp
      @Chris-vx5kp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was better than the actual game dub.

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It´s creepy how the 40 year olds look like 20 years old and all the old people look OLD
      Guess only them can´t buy Botox?

    • @nairikbo1709
      @nairikbo1709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree

    • @chrislee5268
      @chrislee5268 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Edmo Suassuna Yeah Jello is really okay

  • @spartandud3
    @spartandud3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I know this video is meant to be a joke but your design for the blue haired lord is actually pretty fucking awesome.

    • @TurtleSauceGaming
      @TurtleSauceGaming ปีที่แล้ว +2

      so the character shown is not in any fire emblem and was made up for this video?

    • @duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa
      @duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TurtleSauceGaming yep

    • @andyknightwarden9746
      @andyknightwarden9746 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@TurtleSauceGaming Yeah. They basically all are, except Fat Vaike.

  • @andyknightwarden9746
    @andyknightwarden9746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "Does anybody want to use the old man?"
    I mean, Athos was pretty boss.

  • @cheyennebarton
    @cheyennebarton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4575

    I have only played Three Houses and I'm frankly delighted that this structure is universal across the entire franchise. (also no fe3h spoilers pls i'm not done quite yet!)

    • @leemeyer9395
      @leemeyer9395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Marth doesn't promote

    • @CatMuto
      @CatMuto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I am on my third playthrough, and my biggest complaint about the game is... way too many unanswered questions left at the end of each route, because each route tells its own story. There is little overarching stuff that connects them. =/

    • @catcat1088
      @catcat1088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      There are 4 different routes/stories: one in Blue Lions, one in Golden Deer, and two in Black Eagles. Did you do them all?

    • @CatMuto
      @CatMuto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@catcat1088 Currently approaching Silver Snow. So far, my opinion stands. They are connected, but each keeps leaving things unanswered. In my opinion, your desire changes which route you should go for.
      If you want answers, go Golden Deer.
      If you want character development, go Blue Lion.
      If you want to know why the Flame Emperor does things (which is a dumb reason, in my opinion), go Crimson Flower.

    • @johnmcswag5980
      @johnmcswag5980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@CatMuto Three houses has one of the worst and weakest stories in the series. I would reccomend playing Geneology and Thracia, hell even GBA fire emblem has a more cohesive and connected storyline.

  • @MarbelSoda
    @MarbelSoda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2341

    FE16 plot lookin good tbh.

    • @nicharris7880
      @nicharris7880 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Marbels Ikr?

    • @BunPrince
      @BunPrince 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I read ff16

    • @Czure6627
      @Czure6627 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marbels that’s what they all say tbh

    • @MarbelSoda
      @MarbelSoda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      dragon heaven pls I'm a saint :^)

    • @Czure6627
      @Czure6627 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dragon heaven welcome to internet

  • @windmage0168
    @windmage0168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Here's some of the FE references that I caught:
    The blue-haired Lord's very late promotion: Roy's incredibly late promotion
    Red-haired Mage Who Isn't Good Yet: The Merric archetype
    Skeleton Mentor: The Jagen Archetype
    Crappy Archer: Almost every early-game archer you get. Only Jamke avoided this fate. But then again, Jamke is pretty much a Navarre with a bow.
    Red and Green: The Cain and Abel Archetype, a.k.a. my favorite
    Frail Cleric: The Lena Archetype
    The Boring, but Powerful Knight: There isn't a specific archetype that he matches, but he reminds me of Oswin from FE7.
    Featherweight Pegasus Knight: The Whitewings Archetype. Even if these characters become bad, they have utility.
    Cute Mage: Fan favorite characters in general.
    Fat Vaike: Ugly characters like Gonzales and Dorothy.
    The Furry: Beasts characters and Laguz.
    Definitely Illegal Dragon Girl: The young-looking manaketes who are actually 1000+ years old.
    Eleventh Hour Old Man: The Gotoh Archetype. Characters that arrive in the endgame to help you kick some ass.
    Pink-haired Murderer: There are always *those* characters whose morality is *very* questionable. e.g. Perne, Legault, and Tharja.
    Crazy General: The eccentric enemy character with a high rank in the evil empire's army. e.g. Kempf, Narcian, and Valter.
    Boring General: The classic enemy general whose loyalty to the empire is his only personality trait. e.g. Murdock and almost every generic boss in FE4.
    Lamus: The Camus Archetype. These guys never go down that easily. The original Camus has one of the best weapons in the game, that weapon being the Gradivus. And then there's Eldigan. Eldigan has the Mystletainn. This weapon grants insane boosts to his stats and gives him the Critical skill. In this game, Critical is a rare skill that has a Skill% chance to double the attack power of the unit. The attack power is doubled before the target's Defense is taken into account, so a critical hit is (Atk*2)-Def. I'm pretty sure no unit can take a crit from Eldigan, so be prepared to reset. The easiest way of dealing with Eldigan is to talk to him with his little sister (who may or may not want to have sex with him), Lachesis. Reinhardt has many things that make him almost untouchable. He also has TWO brave weapons that are very powerful. He has Vantage, allowing him to attack twice before you do, during *YOUR* phase, Pavise, making the dude even harder to kill, and Adept and Accost giving him an extra chance to fuck you over. The easiest way of dealing with him is to put him to sleep.
    Suspicious Vizier: Those scheming bastards that you see in every game. They almost always betray the emperor for their own self interests or for their dark god/dragon. e.g. Gharnef, Manfroy, Veld, etc.

  • @abonnybunny6647
    @abonnybunny6647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    Actually, I'd totally play a game with this exact cast. I'd always restart for Fat Vaike.

    • @shawnsuckstm3353
      @shawnsuckstm3353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i wouldn't restart for any..maybe idk

    • @boiboi3672
      @boiboi3672 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybelle Summers same

    • @Direwoof
      @Direwoof 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      DO YOU NEED THE OLD MAN?!

    • @1999MarioFan
      @1999MarioFan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybelle Summers I would S Support him with Featherweight.

    • @paperluigi6132
      @paperluigi6132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I restart for EVERYONE. Even if in a rout map there’s one enemy left but one of my characters die, I’ll restart the ENTIRE battle. Unless I have a save state

  • @Destructofist
    @Destructofist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1175

    0:30 "You play a blue haired lord or a magical albino"
    What about both?

    • @adzi6164
      @adzi6164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      is this Edelgard route?

    • @manuellara9644
      @manuellara9644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Adzi
      It’s also the Robin and Corrin route

    • @davidgalan2140
      @davidgalan2140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      also the whole awakening

    • @The_child-catcher
      @The_child-catcher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Radiant Dawn in a nutshell.

    • @vladimirlestrad3120
      @vladimirlestrad3120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What about Zoidberg?

  • @YourCrazyDolphin
    @YourCrazyDolphin ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Now that Engage has released, yep, still 90% accurate. Especially on the support descriptions.

    • @illyachan5901
      @illyachan5901 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was thinking about getting engage but all my fire emblem knowledge comes from this video alone. Is the “make two characters like each other so you can get a child character” a thing in engage?

    • @Rodri34451
      @Rodri34451 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@illyachan5901 Sadly, no. There has not been child characters since Fates.
      There's also no paired endings for some reason, except for the protagonist who can """S support""" anyone.

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@illyachan5901 No, aside from a paired ending with 1 character no romance in this game.
      That was a thing for Awakening, which had a time travel plot, and Fates that was just copying Awakening.

    • @InquisitorThomas
      @InquisitorThomas ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@YourCrazyDolphin I’m only glad that Child Characters didn’t come back after fates, the system worked for Awakening’s story but the Implementation in Fates was really stupid and made practically every character a deadbeat parent.

  • @yakumoyomi5765
    @yakumoyomi5765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "But only when I touch my STINK STONE."
    That had me rollin'.😆

  • @krausercruz2780
    @krausercruz2780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +848

    And lets not forget "That one character that carries your entire game but later fund out they are supposed to be botton tier useless"
    Any Meg mains around here?

    • @irmatrubura4620
      @irmatrubura4620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Does Nino fit in this category? Cause I told my friend I would use her for the heck of it and she ended up being really good after promotion

    • @ChristieWryte
      @ChristieWryte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@irmatrubura4620 IIRC, Nino is a weird case in that she is actually a high tier character, but you get her so late in the game and at such a low level that for most people it's just not worth the extra effort to realize her potential when you've probably already committed to Erk, Priscilla, or Pent well before you got her, all the enemies you're fighting are levels above her, and you've only got a handful of maps left.

    • @irmatrubura4620
      @irmatrubura4620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ChristieWryte yeah it's like that with her. I decided to put in the effort and she quickly became strong

    • @acesometis3328
      @acesometis3328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@irmatrubura4620 Typically she's known as the "Est" type character - a late game low level unit that turns out good if you take the time to level them.

    • @ram5487
      @ram5487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah, uh, no. Nino requires far too much investment for what she gives to your army. You’ll have to spend 1-3 maps training her up and only her, and when you’re done, and minus a guiding ring, you now have a slightly better pent. Who joins earlier. Prepromoted. She’s like erk if erk joined a bunch of chapters later.

  • @shadowofchaos725
    @shadowofchaos725 6 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    I still cry for Roy.
    That last part about ABSOLUTELY LATE forced Lord promotions really hit home. lmao

    • @nachohangover5104
      @nachohangover5104 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      shadowofchaos725 TBH even if he promoted before getting the Binding Blade, he'd still be pretty bad IMO.
      Footlock, swordlock, and pretty bad base stats.

    • @jrhamari
      @jrhamari 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      shadowofchaos725 I agree. I mean I still like Roy despite how bad he is in Binding Blade mainly due to Smash Bros nostalga but I dont like how late he promotes T.T

    • @jaredfayette2567
      @jaredfayette2567 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      jrhamari Roy doesn’t promote until there are only about 4 maps left. So for more than 20+ chapters, Roy will remain unprompted while your other characters will become much stronger. In addition, if you failed to unlock any of the Gaiden [extra] chapters and or have any of the legendary weapons from said chapter break, your screwed from getting at least the good ending of Binding Blade, meaning you’ll only have ONE chapter with a promoted Roy if I recall correctly.

    • @jrhamari
      @jrhamari 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jared Fayette I remember reading that. Yeah they really screwed Roy over. which is sad because like I said I really like him. Thats why I hope they remake FE6 and 7 so that they can have Roy promote earlier, Like say after you get the final legendary weapon.

    • @gokillyourselfgoogle
      @gokillyourselfgoogle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Canonically the strongest sword that's the reason dragons are nearly extinct and yet he sucks.

  • @cm_0011
    @cm_0011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I love how most of the comments only played 3 Houses, oh what a world you still have left to discover!

    • @KaiBunyak
      @KaiBunyak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I started with 3 houses, and am now playing through awakening and fates. I’m falling in love with this series!

    • @sophiagonzales8974
      @sophiagonzales8974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want to play other Fire Emblem games that are not Three Houses but I don't have money now to buy another Nintendo console

    • @supercorn5607
      @supercorn5607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sophiagonzales8974 emulators bro, emulators

    • @sophiagonzales8974
      @sophiagonzales8974 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@supercorn5607 I know about emulators its just I don't know any that could boot up any FE games also my laptop which is the computer can't boot up any games from steam but it can boot up any games play on the web because of how old and slow it is. I don't have any money to buy a new one.

    • @supercorn5607
      @supercorn5607 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sophiagonzales8974 i myself don't have money to buy a switch. I'll probably play 3 houses when I get a job, probably like 2026 24 years old :(
      But hey, look at me, still playing fe 6,7& 8 with rom hacks even if it was released like 18 years ago.

  • @devilfacethedarklord
    @devilfacethedarklord ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Engage has the exact same four evil lords and only one of them is recruitable. The other three die in cutscenes XD

  • @Emboarbof
    @Emboarbof 6 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    Yes I WANT TO USE THE OLD MAN CHARACTER!
    Wryspect your elders, chumps.

    • @averagejo7840
      @averagejo7840 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Gotoh school kids

    • @sebastiancolon6963
      @sebastiancolon6963 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What about Gunter

    • @Spiral-Mark
      @Spiral-Mark 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sebastián Colón I like him.

    • @dysthymia4784
      @dysthymia4784 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      who's almost the worse -and only- gay option eww

    • @monchete9934
      @monchete9934 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sebastián Colón Gunther is the Skeleton Mentor lul, Jagen is the true mentor

  • @ashemabahumat4173
    @ashemabahumat4173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1448

    "We could just recruit you"
    "NO"
    >flashbacks of Mufasta

    • @alchemistarcher02
      @alchemistarcher02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Yeah, we could recruit Walhart, but not Mustafa? Something ain't right.

    • @poisondamage2182
      @poisondamage2182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@alchemistarcher02 FUCK this Mission is so fucking sad. and the Music. FUCK! Mustafa was such a cool character and killing him made me hate that war even more!

    • @Sirius10117
      @Sirius10117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Whyyyyy???😭

    • @AvacadoChan
      @AvacadoChan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I ACTUALLY LOOKED HIM UP FIRST BECAUSE I ACCIDENTALLY KILLED THARJA AND I DIDNT WANT TO DO IT AGAIN

    • @dylanbryan1990
      @dylanbryan1990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And Gale. I get the whole "closure" thing with having Miledy and Whatshisface talking to him, but it got my hopes up.

  • @TheChessicfayth
    @TheChessicfayth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    "Fire Emblem is a tactical RPG that's secretly a dating simulator...."
    It's not reaaaaaally secret tho?

  • @lVicel
    @lVicel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    *Me:* The parody he did of Three Houses is incredible... wait a second
    *Research on the internet
    _This Video --> 2018 // Three Houses --> 2019_
    *Me:* This guy inherited The Simpsons' talent for predicting the future.

  • @kamiikaleidoscope8338
    @kamiikaleidoscope8338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    "Swords, lances, and the bad one." Hector would like a word with you.

    • @davids3094
      @davids3094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Kamii Kaleidoscope camilla, frederick and titania as well

    • @DrakoxRising
      @DrakoxRising 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Kamii Kaleidoscope That might be a bit of a Haar-d point to argue after Tellius.

    • @psy4597
      @psy4597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I hear Ross in the distance...

    • @telendar2949
      @telendar2949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Camilla, Frederick and Titania suck so much... Just like any high rank early game units (Seth, Marcus, Titania, Frederick, Jagen, Gunter...). Hector on the other hand has trouble to hit enemies early game but is clearly the best and most reliable lord of FE7. Ross is OP because you can grind as much as you want in FE8. But he is damn OP indeed.

    • @gabschu184
      @gabschu184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Telendar Excuse me what? Have you seen their bases and growths? I may be missing a joke,but if I'm not,I'm triggered. Titania is easily one of the best units in both FE9 and 10. Camilla comes at crucial points in both Conquest and revelations. And Lunatic/Lunatic + is basically Frederick Emblem.

  • @frostbrandednoble98
    @frostbrandednoble98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    "Swords, lances, and the bad one!"
    Hector: *OHO*

    • @steel1906
      @steel1906 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Gonzales: *proceds* *to* *crit* *just* *because* *Lilina* *is* *behind* *him*

    • @xuanathan
      @xuanathan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      OHO what's this?
      *grabs wolf beil

    • @Noponis
      @Noponis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Haar would object, but he's busy doing what he does best
      Sleeping

    • @nachohangover5104
      @nachohangover5104 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Axes aren't the problem
      Axes having so many crappy units as users is the problem.

    • @gravityhero2227
      @gravityhero2227 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hector: I disagree!

  • @Grabnok
    @Grabnok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Seems that there's usually at least one character that's your carry for the start of the game then falls off later and ones that aren't good then get really good later down the line.
    At least from what little I've played.
    And then there's Donnel.
    Who is an actual farmer with no strengths to start with then becomes a monstrous murder machine after a few levels.

    • @acedelta12
      @acedelta12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also Mozu, once she becomes a Master of Arms

    • @Superluigi881
      @Superluigi881 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Give Donnel the right skill combo and he'll also be able to use any weapon forever without breaking it.

    • @eagletanker
      @eagletanker ปีที่แล้ว

      Mozu as a archer eats anything that she runs into on her turn

    • @acedelta12
      @acedelta12 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mozu is queen

    • @samkeiser9776
      @samkeiser9776 ปีที่แล้ว

      River strat Robin might be the single most powerful character in the whole series.

  • @Rosa-he6xb
    @Rosa-he6xb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    To be honest, I rather restart for the Pegasus knight than the magician mage. Pegasus knight looks so sweet and adorable 🥺1:53

  • @Tryphen
    @Tryphen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    That moment when you realize FE is now popular enough to warrant a 6 minute animated parody.

    • @BifronsCandle
      @BifronsCandle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      TMW you realize fans are putting more effort to make FE seem not dead than Nintendo is.

    • @danieldo8859
      @danieldo8859 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah, all thanks to Awakening and Heroes. Now the other games are finally getting attention too.

    • @dancingbanana105
      @dancingbanana105 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're not a true Fire Emblem fan until you hate it.

    • @danieldo8859
      @danieldo8859 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      dancingbanana105 "Not a true fan until I hate Awakening?" Hell no. Awakening will always be one of my favorite games along with echoes and path of radiance/radiant dawn.

    • @dancingbanana105
      @dancingbanana105 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those are nice favorites, Daniel. I'm just goofing about how a number of online forums have become dissatisfied with recent trends in the series. I'm a fan of Shadow Dragon, myself.

  • @ConejitoPequenito
    @ConejitoPequenito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1255

    "There's only one gay option and it's the *old man* !"
    -Fire Emblem: Three Houses

    • @robotom6595
      @robotom6595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *Ferdinand wants to know your location*

    • @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283
      @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@robotom6595 *Lindhart

    • @OwnD1
      @OwnD1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hanneman needs big love

    • @rayna_dakota2456
      @rayna_dakota2456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 *Linhardt

    • @elderberryva9282
      @elderberryva9282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You made Lindhart sad....

  • @ianoliano2057
    @ianoliano2057 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Thank you Leif, for being able to promote before the last 10 chapters of the game. Really thought I would had to just spam stat rings to get you good

  • @greendemon905
    @greendemon905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "My stats are great, but my personality sucks!"
    That's it, I'm making Felix an Armor Knight!

    • @caydenjohns2440
      @caydenjohns2440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How dare you say that about Felix, he may be a bitch at first but he becomes nicer

  • @MashAttack
    @MashAttack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    "MARK OF DESTINY"
    ... Crest of Flames.
    I hate how accurate this still is.

    • @wellalrightthen3920
      @wellalrightthen3920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Brand of the Exalt...
      The brands on Alm and Celica's hands...
      Yep.

    • @ryldmeh251
      @ryldmeh251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, Alright Then and the royal sword

    • @dragoonarchive9197
      @dragoonarchive9197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Just add: It's weird that you can use the sword that only the KING OF LIBERATION can use with the CREST OF FLAMES, is able to wield.

    • @wellalrightthen3920
      @wellalrightthen3920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@dragoonarchive9197 hanneman intensifies

    • @dragoonarchive9197
      @dragoonarchive9197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@wellalrightthen3920 *bass boosted* "Can I have a look at your crest?!" Haha

  • @Mangs1337
    @Mangs1337 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5039

    Is this the plot for Fire Emblem 16?

    • @adidevvinaik
      @adidevvinaik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Mangs probably

    • @thomaspearce9222
      @thomaspearce9222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      Remember,
      all ships are canon

    • @thomanator1000
      @thomanator1000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +356

      And all ships have cannons.

    • @wee3ist
      @wee3ist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Nope
      It will be the same but all the game is boat maps

    • @Maid_of_Spiders
      @Maid_of_Spiders 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      oh hi mangs, didn't expect to see you here. To answer your question i doubt it. There was no mention of sexy vampire waifus.

  • @FasterthanLight11
    @FasterthanLight11 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    It always amuses me to see the "bad guy" nation somehow has no means to feed itself yet it has the strongest, most well equipped army the world has ever seen.
    The only time this made sense was FE6-7 where the first thing they did was invade the farm rich nation

  • @rudolflc1684
    @rudolflc1684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Imagine having an useless sckeleton mentor.
    - this post was made by the Seth gang

    • @aridicaexmontaudon1296
      @aridicaexmontaudon1296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This post was made by the titania gang

    • @gewuerzwanze5627
      @gewuerzwanze5627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      my first FE was sacred stones.
      i had to restrain myself from flinging seth at all my problems.
      is it really that bad in other games?

    • @andyknightwarden9746
      @andyknightwarden9746 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gewuerzwanze5627 Look at Marcus in FE7... Then look at him (and Zealot) in FE6.

    • @rudolflc1684
      @rudolflc1684 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gewuerzwanze5627 I haven't played all the FE games, but the Jaigen is usually good (mostly in older games).
      In FE4 they are among the most broken units, in FE6 Marcus is the sole reason you can pass the first chapters, in FE7/8 Marcus/Seth is your most broken unit, Titania is said to be a really good unit, in FE11/12 Jaigen/Arran are pretty good early game.
      They are usually the best unit early game, and stay pretty solid during the whole game. Absolutely not an useless sckeleton mentor, nor Seth either ;)

    • @sethseth916
      @sethseth916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Seth Emblem: The Sacred Seth

  • @enrique9925
    @enrique9925 6 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    "If an enemy makes a mean face at me...I'll explode". Lol so true. Freaking healers. At least in Echoes they had kind of unlimited Nosferatu.

    • @GBlockbreaker
      @GBlockbreaker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      healers in echoes are badass, they are the only ones that can kill Duma without Falchion after all

    • @dragonzeroxiii2501
      @dragonzeroxiii2501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Picking healers in Echoes is cheating *looks ag Genny* Soon you will destroy the world with your outragously powerful draining spell that pretty much full heals you whenever someone attacks you. sooooooon

    • @JlBUNROCK
      @JlBUNROCK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mist and Rhys in RD can start by being able to defend theirself without Ike needing to go the other said of the map

    • @GBlockbreaker
      @GBlockbreaker 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      that reminds me, Ethlyn was probably my favourite badass healer so far
      if you manage to give her the silver sword on the first map you can use her to bait, dodge-tank and kill most axe enemies in the first few maps when you place her next to her husband

    • @mariarondon2234
      @mariarondon2234 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I actually leveled up most of my healers as most of them have an avoid broken a f, and then when they get to valkyries, Pegasus or some other more offensive class they would be extremely OP