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  • @brainstorm623
    @brainstorm623 วันที่ผ่านมา +356

    "My artist friend is having some sort of Squidward related midlife crisis."
    In other words: your neighbor _is_ Squidward.

    • @marissat7150
      @marissat7150 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

      A squid life crisis if you will

    • @whatafoolbelieeeeves
      @whatafoolbelieeeeves วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      god, please curse me with the squidward midlife crisis 🙏🙏🙏

    • @brainstorm623
      @brainstorm623 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@marissat7150Why don’t you have more likes? You deserve more likes.

    • @marissat7150
      @marissat7150 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@brainstorm623 aww that's a first thank you fwiend :)

    • @malthe236
      @malthe236 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@marissat7150never EVER say anything again

  • @AtlasAbyssed
    @AtlasAbyssed วันที่ผ่านมา +546

    Robin is one of the most narrators ever

    • @Michael-y9o5g
      @Michael-y9o5g วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      I'm glad for people who dig him, I just can't. I'm a perms-ball of hate and cynicism, I don't need more in my life.

    • @antlulz_
      @antlulz_ วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      @@Michael-y9o5g the human at the shovel meetup:

    • @jessicayap5829
      @jessicayap5829 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      I lost most of my braincells reading this

    • @AtlasAbyssed
      @AtlasAbyssed วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@Michael-y9o5g Agreed, 💯

    • @thevrana
      @thevrana วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      He certainly yes

  • @necrocomicon8
    @necrocomicon8 วันที่ผ่านมา +102

    Canadian here, my liqour store has a policy to not accept American bills. USA bills are the easiest to counterfeit and most of the counterfeit money in Canada is styled after American bills.
    So to answer your question, we call it fake.

    • @Cuddly-Cactus
      @Cuddly-Cactus 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

      Now that's f*cking hilarious, our currency here in the good old USA is super outdated, saw video awhile ago of a guy that DREW up one dollar bills and some stores accepted them and the ones that didn't accept them also didn't bother to report the guy either. Just told him sorry we can't accept that do you have different currency? 🤣💀

    • @ants621
      @ants621 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      I’d call it water soluble money

    • @shart_with_force6686
      @shart_with_force6686 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      That’s why the US is currently updating their bill designs.
      100s are already extremely difficult to counterfeit. But 50,20,10,5 are all pretty easy if you know how (I do not)

    • @Ducky69247
      @Ducky69247 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Or, you know, private businesses just aren't required to accept foreign currency. There are airports and banks for that.

  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 วันที่ผ่านมา +167

    1:03 Plot twist: the old man isn't a demon or a snail, he's a driving AI that can't tell the difference between a line of salt and road markings.

    • @joycegardner3428
      @joycegardner3428 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I remember that too

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Plot twist: driving ai is just spirits accidentally trapped in a computer because the microscopic patterns on the chips form the exact eldritch glyphs necessary to attract and imprison them. They're not mad about it, just very confused.

    • @GalaxyOGofficial
      @GalaxyOGofficial 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@feuerling r/brandnewsentence

  • @darkAwesome100
    @darkAwesome100 วันที่ผ่านมา +153

    When i was in school, college wasn't even a question, it was the expected next step.
    To be fair, i do think more people should go to college, but the way to achieve that is to make college cheaper, not pressuring kids into it.

    • @DoveAlexa
      @DoveAlexa วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      Yeah it's always great to hear all of society say you're worthless if you don't go to collage but also be barred from it 'cause it's too expensive. Hell even my own parents said I couldn't go but also said regular workers were scum of the earth!

    • @painteater_
      @painteater_ วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Honestly I think colleges for art, music, and whatnot should be cheap like 500 U.S. dollars in tuition per semester (per year would be 1,000 U.S.). Colleges for medicals, engineering, architecture, and more important stuff for the purpose of making sure people can live safely should be more expensive than my suggested cost for art colleges since when they get the job with their degree they could pay it off then so they can be inclined to study more about what they need to do in that safety-based job they want so they don't put people at risk.

  • @samanthafoot1041
    @samanthafoot1041 วันที่ผ่านมา +46

    if a kid stares i assume the kid is just staring. if a fullly grown adult is staring at me, im gonna stare back but weirder

    • @Windmelodie
      @Windmelodie 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      Give them a gumless smile (as in, lift your upper lip to reveal teeth but no gums) and then lowly lick over your teeth (NOT your lips)
      Either creeps them tf out or makes them laugh hard and loosen the tension, but it does get a reaction

  • @gamingwithlukeJToH
    @gamingwithlukeJToH วันที่ผ่านมา +63

    6:43
    if anyone actually wants to know the reason:
    i'm pretty sure these absorb the sunlight so pilots can see better when facing the sun. these are usually seen on newer Airbus aircraft, although some airlines (ex: Air Canada) also have it on all of their aircraft.

    • @Ziorac
      @Ziorac 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      That makes sense. Little raccoon planes.

  • @CasualVFlowerEnjoyer
    @CasualVFlowerEnjoyer วันที่ผ่านมา +126

    I describe sex and gender like "sex is between your legs but gender is in your heart" lol
    Edit to add;; I've always thought the concept wasn't difficult to get, kinda like a can of pepsi. Your body is a can, and your personality and all that good stuff is the pepsi. The can often has an appealing design, and the design varies greatly per can, but its what's inside that makes it what it is.

    • @princessstewart8196
      @princessstewart8196 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      That's a really sweet metaphor/explanation

    • @CasualVFlowerEnjoyer
      @CasualVFlowerEnjoyer วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @princessstewart8196 i keep it in my pocket as a genderfluid person lol
      Edit; more specifically a demigirl. Sometimes my heart wants to be a girl, sometimes my heart wants to be an anomalous cryptid of indeterminable form

    • @LoraLoibu
      @LoraLoibu วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      explains the proper name of bottom surgery too, that's pretty good

    • @alethiaramsay9080
      @alethiaramsay9080 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      A fellow Vflower enjoyer spotted, initiating 7 hour yapping session. (But seriously though, that's a pretty good explanation.)

    • @CasualVFlowerEnjoyer
      @CasualVFlowerEnjoyer วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@alethiaramsay9080 Woo hey there flower friend! I'm a wicked yammerer so don't get me goin' lol

  • @WilliamAftonin1985
    @WilliamAftonin1985 วันที่ผ่านมา +92

    A woke sandwich is called an LGBT: lettus, guacamole, bacon and tomato

    • @Cuddly-Cactus
      @Cuddly-Cactus 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      @WilliamAftonin1985
      Damn I'm straight but I would definitely order that LGBT sandwich with pride, I'm an ally! 🌈 And I love sandwiches! ❤️ 🥪😋

    • @WilliamAftonin1985
      @WilliamAftonin1985 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      @Cuddly-Cactus it's good too

    • @13rieCheese
      @13rieCheese 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Omg I wanna make this at work XD

    • @trinary-one
      @trinary-one 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      Don't forget the Quinoa!

    • @WilliamAftonin1985
      @WilliamAftonin1985 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @trinary-one oh of course my bad

  • @kesia872
    @kesia872 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

    My grandmother literally got mad at me for saying i wanted to take a break before college, though i didn't want to go to college at all, then she kept fussing at me to the point i graduted in June and started college in October because that was the earliest i could go. She got mad again when I said I'm not going back to college since i dont need it for culinary, this was when i was 25. She wants all her grandkids to go to college and it doesn't matter how they feel or what they want. My mom even tried to convince me to go back because a lot of my debt was forgiven. She said, "do you think it's a sign?" and i asked her if she meant for me to get a lottery ticket. I'm Gen-Z and my Millennial brother still isn't working in the field that he got a degree for 7-8 years ago. I'm not paying ridiculous amounts of money to learn things that i can learn on a cooking channel or TH-cam.

    • @ay-dionne
      @ay-dionne วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Absolutely agree with you! I wish more people would take breaks before college, cause nobody who goes from high school straight to college is ever truly *ready*. Just make sure you look for relevant work to have on your resume, you def dont need a degree to work places but you will almost always need some experience or references

  • @kiltedbird11
    @kiltedbird11 วันที่ผ่านมา +70

    Daily Mail would probably call this a Woke Sandwich;
    I call it Der Steuermann(The Helmsman):
    •Buffalo mozzarella(or buratta)
    •Roast beef
    •Turkey
    •Basil(julienned, to be Extra Woke)
    •Bacon(crispy. candied, to be Extra Woke)
    •Onion(white or walla walla, sautéed. caramelised, to be Extra Woke- but who has time for that?)
    •Pepperoncini
    •Foccacia bread
    •Lemon mayo(on one slice)
    •Aioli(on the other slice. spell it aïoli, to be Extra Woke)
    •FEAST UPON IT
    Happy holidays and whatnot. Blessed be, y'all!

    • @BugMannTheGreat
      @BugMannTheGreat 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Tried it, took an hour because I suck at cooking and had to go to the store, but it was great! The only problem is I now believed in women’s rights, and I put some bleach in my local pond, to TURN THE FRICKIN’ FROGS GAY

    • @Kimichitsuzuku
      @Kimichitsuzuku 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Pfft. Its the Daily Garbage Pail, so anything exotic sounding like "chipotle" or "garlic aioli" or "avocado" is going to get a reactionary article denouncing it.

    • @venessafugi6768
      @venessafugi6768 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      That sounds bomb af
      Also I saw buratta on a game show and thought it looked like mozzarella, but had no idea what it was

    • @harrisonofcolorado8886
      @harrisonofcolorado8886 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Thought it was "Daily Wire", not Daily Mail

    • @DUDA-__-
      @DUDA-__- 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Based woke german sandwich

  • @sugarcaffeine4blood
    @sugarcaffeine4blood 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    Woke Sammich filling: It's a kimchi chicken salad. It's made with homemade sourdough bread, homemade kimchi (chopped roughly), homemade toum (garlic sauce), shredded rotisserie/roast chicken, homemade mustard, torn romaine lettuce.

  • @RandomDude1487
    @RandomDude1487 วันที่ผ่านมา +51

    Sadly I believe Tama (the cat at the train station) has passed (though they have been pronounced god of trains)

    • @wmdkitty
      @wmdkitty วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Tama-chan's replacement is Nitama-chan.

    • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
      @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@wmdkitty that's like if a guy called Peter died and then his boss replaced him with a guy called Peter 2.

    • @DerangedPacman
      @DerangedPacman 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit spider man dies and gets replaced with spider man but black and with electric powers and invisibility for some reason

    • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
      @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @DerangedPacman what does that have to do with anything here?

  • @chessking2535
    @chessking2535 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +15

    6:18 that's like the scene in portal one where GLaDOS says "Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death." Yes, I immediately thought of this.

  • @wendybrockman127
    @wendybrockman127 วันที่ผ่านมา +81

    3:58 you mean like the one where they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu

    • @kyrabergen3553
      @kyrabergen3553 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      That's right, they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu!
      (I apologize, I couldn't resist XD)

    • @markerikson7423
      @markerikson7423 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      @@kyrabergen3553 *leans in* "Who are you talkin' to?"

    • @xxangelaurarenegadexx5144
      @xxangelaurarenegadexx5144 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Jokes aside, I did a presentation on the first thanksgiving and one of my sources said that they actually didn’t have turkey. Americans just like their meat and threw it in at some point in time.

    • @markerikson7423
      @markerikson7423 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@xxangelaurarenegadexx5144 so did they really have Chuck E. Cheese pizza at the first Thanksgiving

    • @TheStopMotionCat1
      @TheStopMotionCat1 วันที่ผ่านมา

      THANK YOU

  • @hluccaskywalker8329
    @hluccaskywalker8329 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    My favorite woke sandwich filling is banana peppers. I just feel so inclusive eating them compared to other fillings. It may not have been born a banana, but that doesn't mean it is any less of one. I support banana pepper's botanical identity.

  • @Silentgrace11
    @Silentgrace11 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Honestly, if I encounter a child staring daggers through me, I just smile and wave with a brisk little “hi!” Kid usually at least cracks a smile if not waves back, if their parents notice I just reiterate that they’re a sweet pea, and then I get back to my business.
    But I have a niece and multiple toddler younger cousins so I’m used to just immediately going into “let’s appease the small child” mode at all times

  • @missmari-
    @missmari- วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    Tama (the 16 years old tabby cat) has unfortunately passed away, but she has been promoted to GOD OF THE STATION and has two successors already
    (I'm probably mistaken, but thats what I remember)

    • @FairFeline
      @FairFeline วันที่ผ่านมา

      Aw

    • @RobinShiSummers
      @RobinShiSummers 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      she had 3! but one of them was sent to train in another station and that station refused to give her back because they loved her so much

  • @emmasmith4125
    @emmasmith4125 วันที่ผ่านมา +97

    We just call American money, American money in Canada, but at least our money can survive getting washed

    • @necrocomicon8
      @necrocomicon8 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Its also a lot more likely to be counterfeit, since the secret service has no jurisdiction and the authentication pens are not commonplace in Canada.

    • @oscarglad5284
      @oscarglad5284 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@necrocomicon8nah, Canadians are too nice to counterfeit money

    • @LoraLoibu
      @LoraLoibu วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      @@necrocomicon8 aren't there like ten* counterfeit measures baked into them like a reflective sticker
      *exact number is likely wrong but you get the idea

    • @necrocomicon8
      @necrocomicon8 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @LoraLoibu and do you know how to spot a counterfeit peso? Exactly, it's not my national currency.

    • @Cuddly-Cactus
      @Cuddly-Cactus 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @necrocomiccon8
      Bro, you got it backwards, our outdated American currency is far easier to counterfeit than Canada's currency.
      Awhile ago there were a couple of dudes that washed and bleached $1 and $5 dollar bills and turned them into $20 and $50 dollar bills. They eventually got caught but the fact that they were able to do so and spent them at different stores here just shows how easy it can be to fake our money.

  • @immagical7036
    @immagical7036 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    3:28 this is literally the plot of Freebirds just without the time travel
    6:34 my family has always referred to American money as “movie money”

  • @mythrilly
    @mythrilly วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Personally my favorite WOKE sandwich filling is pronoun lettuce

  • @nanardeurlambda
    @nanardeurlambda วันที่ผ่านมา +36

    19:40 awokado, obviously

    • @NachtAsile
      @NachtAsile วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Mine is peppered hard salami with lettuce, tomato, sliced mozzarella cheese, and a small amount of mustard 💚

    • @squeaktheswan2007
      @squeaktheswan2007 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Neat, mine's nuketella.

  • @Ultranger
    @Ultranger วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    My favorite woke sandwich is Lettuce, Garlic, Bacon, and Tomato (LGBT)

  • @Talking__Ben
    @Talking__Ben วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    3:50 it does exist (animated) and it's call "Free Birds." It's really good.

    • @planetcoolzon
      @planetcoolzon 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Thanks.
      Someone finally said it

  • @Aurorbear
    @Aurorbear วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    As a Canadian I make fun of American currency as a "fire hazard"

  • @Expertsmap_2
    @Expertsmap_2 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

    5:11 5-Year-Plan!? What, I'm supposed to be joeseph stalin now?

  • @optimisticgambler3616
    @optimisticgambler3616 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    Who's gonna tell Robin that raw water is a real psuedo science health thing?

    • @kentity5272
      @kentity5272 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      I prefer my water rare

    • @TheSkyGuy77
      @TheSkyGuy77 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Raw water? 😂

    • @necrocomicon8
      @necrocomicon8 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@TheSkyGuy77 hhhhmmmmmm muddy creek water

    • @Cuddly-Cactus
      @Cuddly-Cactus 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @optimisticgambler3616
      Wait, are you sure it's not Raw Milk? Raw water? Like how do you even get that if you don't live near a river or lake? What about in the dead of winter when fresh water is frozen? Just grab hunks of snow and ice and then being it inside and wait for it to melt? (Because if you heat it on the stove or in the microwave then technically it wouldn't be RAW since you're heating it.)
      I've seen right wing nuts going on about drinking Raw Milk, which is both insane and disgusting. But I say let them do it, let them enjoy that unpasteurized milk and see how many weeks or months they live afterwards! 🤣

  • @user-zk3ki
    @user-zk3ki วันที่ผ่านมา +38

    ive been diagnosed with stupid

    • @ThingInTheHall
      @ThingInTheHall วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Self diagnosis 😔

    • @ZergIingLover
      @ZergIingLover วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      ive been diagnosed with simple brilliance (self disgnosis) and also lymphoma (not self)

    • @DanaBArtz
      @DanaBArtz วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Feel better, bro

    • @paulchaudoir190
      @paulchaudoir190 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Welcome to the club. 🎉

  • @Der_Muffin_Mann
    @Der_Muffin_Mann วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    19:30 "GET IN THE COMMENTS" - Brennan Lee Mulligan

  • @kilacamyrneh4624
    @kilacamyrneh4624 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    my favorite woke sandwich is a nice MLT, mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, when the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky. I love that

  • @ArtsCraftsandAnimatics
    @ArtsCraftsandAnimatics วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    00:00 I'm sorry, WHAT?!
    00:22 The tattoo looks nice, though
    00:29 Hello Tumblr!
    00:40 Oooooooooooh boy
    01:15 THE CHILD MUST NOT BE AN OBSTACLE
    01:24 But the art is good
    01:48 Oooooooooooh~
    02:50 Now that's just the art of having a brother
    02:58 Ooooooooh boy, why a BOBCAT though?
    03:13 ALL HAIL TAMA (also, @ItsBoobin sorry to tell you that SHE died years ago)

  • @DamiesEvilTwin
    @DamiesEvilTwin 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    In case nobody pointed it out, the cat that saved the Japanese train station passed away a few years back, but the train is themed after her and she's had replacement(s) that are spoiled little train masters too.

  • @hotabichnk
    @hotabichnk วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    3:27, 3:50 This movie is called "Free Birds", I guess.

  • @feuerling
    @feuerling วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    0:53 even better if she knows exactly why he's trapped in that salt circle, she just wants the chaos from releasing him

  • @fiberglass420
    @fiberglass420 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    3:44 there's already a movie like this, its called Free Bird

  • @Anisse_N_Spices
    @Anisse_N_Spices 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    3:52 well, there's that movie, Free Birds (2013), where two turkeys go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. That's right, they're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu!

  • @The_Mad_Hatter.
    @The_Mad_Hatter. วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    日本語でのランダムな愚かなコメント(笑):)

    • @XD_Limee
      @XD_Limee วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      pluh 🗣🗣

  • @cat_supernova2242
    @cat_supernova2242 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Wait so your telling me that by listening to femboy furry asmr I willing the femboy furries into existence? Does this mean I can spawn friends in by listening to different audios???!?!?!

  • @graysonlyurs
    @graysonlyurs 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    19:49 turkey cold cuts with chips for a crunch

  • @Fayanora
    @Fayanora 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Red Lobster's failures have nothing to do with endless shrimp, and everything to do with bad management.

  • @Frugthereal
    @Frugthereal วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    The woman really took a forget-me-dookie what

  • @xenbonzacura5897
    @xenbonzacura5897 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    if I remember correctly, the train-line cat has passed, but I believe he was made the god of the line to honor him

  • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
    @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    3:53 I mean, the closest to that would be the movie where they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to take turkey off the menu.

  • @Kight.10
    @Kight.10 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    My favorite woke sandwich fillings are: salami from lesbian, the gay sauce, some zesty lettuce and of course queer cheese

  • @nifflergaming8922
    @nifflergaming8922 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    So in germany we either call american money "amerikanisches geld" or just "dollar" maybe us dollar, but most people dont really distinguish

  • @StinkySeaGoat
    @StinkySeaGoat วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    My favorite woke sandwich filling is Turkey, lettuce and mustard

  • @mihaleben6051
    @mihaleben6051 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    18:39 modern gender theory is societal quantum physics.
    Unpredictable and uncertain.

  • @aelicewildmage
    @aelicewildmage 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    I sit down for lunch and pull out a plain hoagie roll. My coworkers appear confused. Their confusion slowly turns to abject horror as I take out a beefy five layer burrito and shove it right in that bread. That's my woke sandwich filling

  • @AceMcCrank
    @AceMcCrank วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    19:37 "Woke sandwich fillings" Call me crazy, but kunzler sweet bologna with american cheese and mayo hits the soul.

  • @RealGhostface-y9b
    @RealGhostface-y9b 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    6:01 "once you pop...THAT'S GREAT!" Ok but why does that go so hard

  • @krbthewitch
    @krbthewitch 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    4:03 he's very confused but he's got the spirit. I mean goddamn at least he made an effort.

  • @v4n1ty92
    @v4n1ty92 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Public high schools get more funding based on how many students get accepted into university. Of course they're gonna pressure every student they can into it. The football team's budget depends on your crippling debt.

  • @Geometrical_dasher2
    @Geometrical_dasher2 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    My favourite “woke sandwich” is just omelette and bacon with toast instead of regular bread. When my parents first thought of it they called it the fat boi. Low key goated tho

  • @germanmatosas1373
    @germanmatosas1373 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    My favorite woke icecream flavor is burnt ash baby cow drawing with a tad bit of sorete.

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    4:20 The poor employee hearing THAT: [Lowers glasses] Go sit, call her, and WAIT. *No more words, GO.*
    XD

  • @MushroomMayhem
    @MushroomMayhem วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    So apparently Robin hasn't heard about the "live water" trend. 🤢

  • @charlie8779
    @charlie8779 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    My favorite woke sandwich filling is chips. Not on the side, in the sandwich. It gives it that good crunch.
    Also, shredded cheese over sliced. More mess but it’s better spread out. And it gives you a more “mmm caveman eat sandwich” experience that I appreciate.

    • @charlie8779
      @charlie8779 วันที่ผ่านมา

      My sandwich comes out as:
      French bread, ranch, pickles, shredded cheese, lettuce when I can afford it or have it on hand, and chips. Used to add bacon bits but I don’t eat meat most of the time now.

  • @padmethecataedynallee1684
    @padmethecataedynallee1684 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    0:04 Yeah, she ran out of memory.

  • @DarkwaveMistress
    @DarkwaveMistress วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    9:25 oh I know what she meant. You go sis.

  • @Cuddly-Cactus
    @Cuddly-Cactus 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    16:26 - Ugh! I hate it when people use the phrase "believe in science," no bro, it's not a belief, that's religion. It's f*cking scientifically PROVEN, we factually KNOW if something is REAL or not! For the love of God, Buddha, Satan whatever you BELIEVE in STOP saying you do (or don't) "believe in science!" 🤬

  • @varietychan
    @varietychan วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    That's enough internet for today

  • @GlaziolaNacht
    @GlaziolaNacht 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    4:42: I feel like that wasn’t just a millennial thing, see, I’m Gen Z and I was raised the EXACT same way, except I decided not to go to college cause there was too much anxiety on my end, but my point still stands! God did my teachers and guidance counselors never let me hear the end of it when the topic was college and how to survive on your own! And I graduated high school 5 years ago dude!
    Sorry for the rant, I just REALLY needed to get that out cause GOD did it bother the HELL outta me to no end!

  • @simpli_A
    @simpli_A 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    20:18
    Anyone going to mikes camera immediately emanates an aura that makes children think your insane, it’s not your fault or the kid’s

  • @autisticandproudsnephew3636
    @autisticandproudsnephew3636 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    1:23 I call it "Bold and Brash"

    • @TheManDude
      @TheManDude วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      More like “Belongs in the Trash!”

  • @erikarussell1142
    @erikarussell1142 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    America is such garbage my mom decided to retire in Alaska. I understand it’s still America, but it’s America in ca. 1800s. Especially in the back mountains. She is 72 and said “I’d rather risk dying of exposure or animal or ice 🤷‍♀️”

  • @FryingPanChanOfficial
    @FryingPanChanOfficial วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    my favorite woke sandwich filling is woke turkey

  • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
    @TheAllSeeingEye2468 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    10:03 like alucard said "the world will still be here you just won't live to see the next sunrise"

  • @cheechms
    @cheechms วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Gay ketchup is mine

  • @orchdork775
    @orchdork775 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    My hot take is that generic poptarts are better than brand name poptarts.

  • @feuerling
    @feuerling วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    6:20 The euro symbol is a rounded capital E with the usual currency-indicating double lines in the middle: €uro

  • @samh2340
    @samh2340 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    My favorite woke sandwich filling is unironically BLT
    Just need to figure out an ingredient that starts with G that I like

  • @mikethewhizz5085
    @mikethewhizz5085 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    1:35 are you sure your friend isnt squidward himself? This is most of what his art consisted of

  • @jonmendelson1104
    @jonmendelson1104 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    16:57 Hey, I do that all the time. It's generally easier to cook things in boiling water than room temperature water.
    I've also boiled snow to drink when I was on a backpacking trip and ran out of the water I brought with me.

  • @DropDread
    @DropDread วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    5:19 L4D2 MENTIONED RAHHHHH

  • @onijester56
    @onijester56 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Peanut butter and Jelly. Or Fluff and peanut butter, if I'm feeling particularly fancy.

  • @StormyArt
    @StormyArt วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    This is great content, but listening to this while sewing a Skeletor body pillow as a Christmas present for a friend just makes it better. Adds to the experience.

  • @mintyreview6794
    @mintyreview6794 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    22:57 as a person with a maldeformed ear WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN???

  • @Magpie_Media
    @Magpie_Media วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    19:43 Cucumber and Nutella.

  • @ShaughnaBishop-e5p
    @ShaughnaBishop-e5p วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    I love r/brandnewsentences

  • @nanardeurlambda
    @nanardeurlambda วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    6:30 here's my suggestion: disneyland money

  • @CallMeSylvie
    @CallMeSylvie วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    21:22 Got food looking like "God I wish that were me" now

  • @hotabichnk
    @hotabichnk วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The only sandwich fillings, that I'm sure are woke, are french mustard and mini sausages.

  • @Raphandko
    @Raphandko วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    U PLAYED IN POPPY PLAYTIME?! DAMN! ROBIN!

  • @happy_amoeba
    @happy_amoeba วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    23:00
    I was trying to figure out what that had to do with Cauliflower Ear for a bit until I realized that was supposed to be a baby lmao

  • @DrIgnacious
    @DrIgnacious วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I have half a mind to use "I want raw water!" As a hydrate redeem sound 😂 (I'd be willing to pay)

  • @politemenace5781
    @politemenace5781 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    My favourite woke sandwich filling has to be avocado

  • @HtRo_TheRealDeal
    @HtRo_TheRealDeal วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    0 views and 22 likes, Emkay rose up frfr 🥶🥶🙏

  • @lunakai1164
    @lunakai1164 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I get bad anxiety while driving and Robin's voice helps so much

  • @Eliweekly_da_crab
    @Eliweekly_da_crab 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    3:27 I thought this was gonna be about Free Birds 💀

    • @ninjawolfy94
      @ninjawolfy94 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Is it not??

  • @rainboroad4075
    @rainboroad4075 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Best sandwich filling is vegemite and microwave melted cheese

  • @cowinjapanese6896
    @cowinjapanese6896 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    We tend to call american dollars "toilet paper" with how flimsy it feels

  • @Redrally
    @Redrally 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Us Brits call American bills "Monopoly money" because they look cheap and feel fake 🤪

  • @superzockertvyt9630
    @superzockertvyt9630 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    0:00 Memory wiped

  • @theominouspigeon
    @theominouspigeon 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    10:40 yes but if the planet ends and we all die, who's gonna be around to complain that the end of the world isnt a video game? thats right, no one

  • @venessafugi6768
    @venessafugi6768 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    2:25 Wait Robin has worked on/with Piemations and Poppy Playtime?
    4:01 Hey man, A for effort. At least he’s trying 👍
    19:38 Nutella I guess? Maybe salami for savory sandwiches

  • @Ludi_Chris
    @Ludi_Chris วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    My favourite woke sandvich fulling is rainbow salmon.

  • @jenniferhernandez5998
    @jenniferhernandez5998 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    3:45 that sounds like the movie where THEY GO BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU.

    • @boatingbrookcosplay7447
      @boatingbrookcosplay7447 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Free birds

    • @2haep
      @2haep 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      THATS RIGHT, THEY GO BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO TAKE TURKEY OFF THE MENU.

  • @cadenmartin8482
    @cadenmartin8482 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    1:14 I was not ready to see house of leaves in one of these videos (I’ve just started being able to forget that damm nightmare)

  • @jennifermeuter2759
    @jennifermeuter2759 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    6:41 We call it the movie money!

  • @mihaleben6051
    @mihaleben6051 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    11:52 nah thats creative, let bro cook or get trapped in eternal digital torture, you choose.