CORRECTIONS Episode 58: Week of Monday, September 26
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- Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like implying Elmer's glue is made out of horses and saying it before announcing a contest for international Jackals to win a mug.
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CORRECTIONS: Week of Monday, September 26 - Late Night with Seth Meyers
• CORRECTIONS Episode 58...
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Correction: 6:30 - that's not a pun, merely a play on words.
As a former O'Henry Pun-Off Semi-Finalist, I feel like it's important to say that a pun is a specific type of play on words in which the words sound similar while having different meanings.
No need to puntificate.
@@seansmith3058 just a nugget i wanted to share with folks. I'll ketchup with you later!
@@YT-Lucas I'm on a seafood diet. Which means, if I see food -and it's a fish...I eat it.
The New York Post headline was neither a pun nor a play on words. It was merely quoting a McDonalds slogan for comic effect. I'd say it was quoted ironically - but I'm told American men don't understand irony - regarding it as women's work.
@@jeremybartlett1706 Both spellings, axe or ax, are correct, not unlike grey and gray. Thank us Americans. And no, I can't agree on your pun ranking; there are few things more satisfying than a perfectly placed pun. I'm always up for a good groan.
“But if people have an issue with black hobbits, they’re bigots? Yes” gold
The whole: lord of the rings wouldn't have black people, or the witcher world, or whatever else people think wouldn't have black, argument is SUPER dumb. Black skin color would evolve in anywhere that has a sun.
Also, it's a FANTASY story. You can put whatever and whoever you want!
By a good guy with an axe the greatest punch line of 2022
It was absolutely brilliant. I hope everyone got it. It was almost slipped in too subtly for a joke so good.
I caught it the first time through & was ready to laugh even harder on second pass. Multiple viewings is necessary to get through as many comments as possible to be sure I get everything brought to my attention by other Jackals.
Yup. I was just going to point out that an ax-wielding madman is what Republicans think they can use to frighten Americans,... but they'd be just _fine_ with a gun-wielding madman. A madman with an AK-47 is just a patriotic American, right? No Republican would say a _word_ about that.
At my age, I'm not sure I could run away from an ax-wielding madman, but I _know_ I couldn't run away from a hail of bullets. And I could at least pick up something to fight back at an ax-wielding madman - or even just throw something at him. How in the _world_ can Americans not see through Republican BS?
Correction about Scandinavia
You implied that Finland is part of the Scandinavian countries, but really only Sweden, Norway and Denmark make up Scandinavia. If you talk about any other of our nordic neighbors the correct term would be the Nordic Countries which extends to Iceland and Finland. Specifically Norway, Sweden and Finland make up Fennoscandia, if you want to be pedantic - which as a jackal who is from those three countries, I really do.
Hm, Sweden and Norway are members of both _Scandinavia_ and _Fennoscandia_ ?
Upvote, came here to say this
@@bonghunezhou5051 Well, yes. But Scandinavia, while often used in reference to a geographical area, is mostly describing the historical, cultural, and linguistic ties between Sweden, Norway and Denmark. Fennoscandia is specifically a geographical region consisting of the Scandinavian and Kola peninsulas, neither of which include Denmark. Unsurprisingly, there is also shared history between Finland and the Scandinavian countries, especially Sweden, and the countries have important political agreements and ties even today
Yet Oulu is the Capital of Northern Scandinavia (according to them). And at the same time it's also the capital of Western Siberia.
I knew that about Scandinavia but didn't know that about Fennoscandia! Thank you!
I love the group effort of Corrections, and how we Jackals are included. Hands down the BEST segment in late night.
Yes, all the rest of the week only has the raison d'etre of supplying errors for the Corrections to correct.
Seth getting corrected in the middle of corrections is 👨🍳 😘🤌🏼
timestamp?
@@casinomann 12:18
@@Hydrogen101 Correction: That's not the middle.
@@DominikLeitner HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
It possibly saved us from a Post Malone reference.
it deeply upsets me how much i look forward to and enjoy corrections each week. i’m bought into the lore and everything and i’m absolutely livid.
You got caught. It happens. It doesn't mean that you're strange, or a Bizarro Liz, or wicked in a nerdy way - you're just _you._ Caught. In "Corrections" on TH-cam. Like a jackal in a whoooole lot of correction tape. An image. Which I hope makes it onto a mug. Drawn by anybody else but me. Because I only draw. In words. Now or in the
foreseeable
Future.
Disclaimer: This was NOT written with incorrect punctuation or _anything else_ wrong, because I was drawing. With words. Like poetry. Kind of. To comfort.
Liz
Hailey.
Join us......
@@torinarg123 😂🐾
One of us. One of us.
@@blackmoon9793 Are you implying we jackals are a bunch of circus freaks? Because if you are, I really don't think you're being very fair to circus freaks.
For everyone complaining that Seth said he will see you next week, maybe he's planning on using the jackal mug money to bring all the jackals together, paying for flights, buses, and Ubers to get us to the studio from all over the world. And if that doesn't happen now, it's because you made him mad! Yes Seth, you WILL see us next week. All of us...
If Seth's paying, I'm there!
(old lady, fixed income)
The question is, will he pay for the flight back? Or will we be forced to live as illegal immigrants in some basement and jackal from there for the rest of our lives?
We should all just show up. We're heeeeeereeeee
I don't wanna go to the US though :(
@@TheRealGSmith awww. Maybe we can meet outside the US. I mean if he is paying....
Where would you go?
As a Dane, it is true that us Scandinavians poke fun at each other, but it is a very sibling-like relationship. If any other country actually meant any harm to Sweden, you can bet the rest of Scandinavia (and the Nordic countries in general) would step up to help - and vice versa.
As a Finn.. Sure. But not Norway 😉
What if a German says something? Two exchange students (one German and one Norwegian) moved into my college apartment complex and we would all hang out. Anyway, one night I was telling them how my grandparents were Finnish, and the German said to me I shouldn't advertise that, and the Norwegian agreed. As if the Finns are somehow looked down upon by the rest of Europe. Is this true, slightly true, or were they just messing with me?
@@milesgillespie6665 I have never ever experienced anyone looking down on Finland. One of my best friends is Finnish and it has never come up in conversation between the two of us.
Let me ask her if she’s ever experienced it from others and get back to you. ✌️
Ummm, that's not what I gathered from the nastiness/vitriol with which the Danes are accusing Sweden for "stealing their territories", or the Norwegians accusing Denmark for their "battered" History; or, maybe, these are just the "respectable" members of the "danish people's" party, or the "progress" party!?
@@milesgillespie6665 historically finns were seen as a whole other people, so racism towards them were prevalent even up to the 90's. At least in Sweden. But other than that, no idea.
Fun Fact: Elmer’s glue has a cow on it because it was originally made with the main ingredient being Casein, a protein found in cow’s milk.
So it would be more accurate to say their glue is made of cow not horse.
Technically, it's a bull.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elmer%27s_Products#:~:text=In%201951%2C%20Elmer%20the%20Bull,contained%20casein%20from%20dairy%20milk.
They picked a bull to represent it was made from cow milk. Are we sure they got the right bovine fluids?
@@clashpoet cows can have horns too. Without seeing the backend (or at least the shoulders, which would provide a strong clue one way or the other), we have no way of knowing. Although it being a bull would imply a very different kind of "milk"...
Correction: after probably a year of ‘see me next week’, you said ‘I’ll see you next week’. Looking forward to it! I’ll run the vacuum and everything.
No, he screwed that one up quite often in the past few months.
It's been so long since these started, and they still make me feel warm fuzzy and happy in a nostalgic way whenever they show up in my feed and I hear the corrections sound cue play. I can't think of any other content that makes me feel this way.
If you’re also wearing a thong, the Steelers are optional, that would account for the warm and fuzzy part. 🤔 Maybe parts.
Walley got your back.
as a Canadian the "she's gone" was great!!!
Fun fact, in French, “The 6-million Dollar Man” was titled “L’homme qui valait 3 milliards” (i.e. “The man who was worth 3 billion”). The amount was converted to Francs…
In Quebec, it was still called “L’homme de 6 millions”.
fetch
Ha, that reference was such an unexpected blast from the past 😀
And now an actual fact: million in french is 'million' and it means a million.
In Germany it was called "Der Fünfmillionenreichsmarkmann"
@@jemert96 You probably mean it as a joke (not sure because it's not really funny). However, it's been the 6-Millionen-Dollar-Mann in Germany as well. Just for the record.
I love the fact that these sound like classic local TV studios with 5 guys in the audience.
That one guy’s laugh is annoying.
I love it!
@@zorakj Okay, Karen.
@@AlbertaGeek I said he was annoying. I didn’t suggest the manager should’ve been called to throw him out.
I literally just mentioned this to my partner.😂😂😂😂
Correction: there's definitely species of Seal that bark, I know from experience that male New Zealand Fur Seals bark.
Edit: also great to get a laugh from the crew, it's like hearing the laughter of children without the burden of having children.
Correction: "I will see you next week" don't be like this Seth.
“Fur seals are any of nine species of pinnipeds belonging to the subfamily Arctocephalinae in the family Otariidae. They are much more closely related to sea lions than true seals, and share with them external ears (pinnae), relatively long and muscular foreflippers, and the ability to walk on all fours.”
So, it looks like Fur Seals may indeed bark, but only because they’re more sea lions than actual seal.
@@puellanivis it should be noted that Otariidae are also collectively referred to as "Eared Seals", opposed to the "Van Gogh Seals" that you're more familiar with.
That means that all Seals, Fur Seals and Sea Lions are seals, at least in the same sense that all "Toothed Whales" like Pilot Whales, Orca and Dolphins are whales.
@@RubyDoobieScoo “eared seals” vs “van gogh seals” That’s hilarious. 😄
I love that Seth barely skims over Late Night’s monologue jokes before he reads them on the show anymore because he’s too busy writing his Corrections set. It’s what we jackals deserve
Not a correction but I'd really like to see Seth walk us thru all the trinkets on his desk
correction: SETH MEYERS IS AMERICA’S SWEETHEART! NOT Colin Jost!
Agreed!
For sure!
Amen
！yes
The video ends but my smile lasts. Such a good feeling. Thank you fellow Jackals and Seth.
Corrections are wonderful, good work Jackals!
... and you too Seth 😅
Oooooh the Epistein flight logs joke was soooo good 😈
Thanks for setting the 'emu' record straight. Australia has your back 👍👍
That's terrifying. 🇦🇺 listens to Seth talk about 🇺🇸 problems. Maybe Hugh Jackman can do a show about 🇦🇺?
We lost a war to prehistoric feathered nope-demons and part of the treaty is that we forever correct people who call them internet cows. E-mail? Yes. E-moo? No!
@@stella.r2708 I thought that the Emus negotiated that Australians have to bow and say "m'lord" when an Emu walks past.
@@RubyDoobieScoo very true. There was a lot in that treaty, how do you think it got on our coat of arms?
as soon as I heard "emoo" I knew Australians would already be all over it for me and I wouldn't need to report it myself.
Very much a rookie move on Jost's part. Everyone knows you get drunk ON the ferry.
Yeah who has enough money to get drunk in Finland?
@@CWMdeschepper a guy with A Very Punchable Face apparently
Yep, that was me.
Seems that Jost bought his own ferry recently. Now he can get drunk there. Real man of the people.
@@CWMdeschepper if the prices are like pre-Euro Estonia then I'll call him that.
I can't decide if this international competition is real or a joke... but imma send a post card from Dublin anyway.
Same here... I kind of wonder if the PO box it reallythe one for the show or he is pulling a prank to someone!? 😅🤗 Either way, I'm in! and I will be going to find the cheesiest post card of Montréal ! 😁
drone ub-bu t how much is the stamp? you meant the ferry? A lot. not too much tho.
In Irish or English?
haha same, from London
"As a Swede, it's never pleasant to talk to a Dane" said one of those wannabe Norskis at 11:50 and so brought to mind the anecdote told by Arne Wang of Bergen. He was on the ferry one day and found himself sitting between a Dane and a Swede who had been unable to carry on a conversation. Now Arne spoke both dialects of Norwegian, which he called Landsmål and Rejksmål (they seem to be called something else these days), and the Dane understood him in the former while the Swede understood him in the latter. Arne spent the entirety of the voyage serving as their translator, thus demonstrating that Swedes and Danes can talk pleasantly with one another so long as there's a Norwegian to help them out. Ja, sure, ja betcha.
Thanks for sharing!
I love how Seth told his story and it kinda bombed, but he had to go through with it all because the card at the end said "It's Jost not fair." 🤣
You ended with "I will see you next week".
Now you're just baiting.
no, it's too obvious! It must mean something else! 🤣
You missed an obvious joke again.
"Polyvinyl Acetate, who famously was last in the Kentucky Derby twice in a row"
anybody else wondering who's post box will be spammed by international jackals? great show, as always!
Ditto! Keen to know if some comedian friend of Seth's is about to get swamped.
MARC Foundation from the basic Google search, for helping people recover from addictions. I have to wonder if it's some charity thing, where he or the show is giving a certain amount for each language they get in response.
@@jackl4laughs how do you know that's who it is?
I know Corrections only gets a fraction of views as your other segments, but it brings me so much joy every week. Listening to the crew crack up laughing at/with themselves, I can't help but laugh along.
He wasn't stopped by a good guy with *an* axe, he was stopped by a good guy with AXE. He was wearing so much of it that it knocked the bad guy out when he tried to get in chopping range.
There’s no such thing as a good guy with Axe.
I mean let's be honest here, if you're sneezing from that terrible middle school smell then swinging an object might not be possible...
And yet, Seth named one of his children Axel. Why for the love of God, haven’t we suffered enough?
Better than bear spray because you don’t have to aim.
Ya burnt
“Nobody was loving it” technically wasn’t a pun it was just a turn of phrase ✨✨🇺🇸
Likes the "It's Jost Not Fair".
But at first when Seth started bad mouthing America's sweetheart I was all "Che It Ain't So!"
"Baze... just stop submitting" 🤣
Do international jackals qualify for their International Jaccalaureate?
As a former IB student and curent international jackal, I love this 😂.
Correction: a good guy with an axe is called a firefighter
Or _Axe Cop._
In Canada, a lumberjack
@@jb888888888 a cop isn’t a good guy
LMFAO! My Grandfather was Norwegian and the first rhyme he ever taught me was literally
“10,000 Swedes running through the weeds, chased,
by one,
Norwegian”
😂🎉
“She’s gone…..” lmfao! Bravo writers and Seth!
Afaik, corrections is an all Seth thing, his writer's aren't involved.
"... and I will see you next week."
Oh no, what have you done?!
Black hobbits are fine. The hobbits in the show are supposed to be one of their ancestral groups called Harfoots, and Tolkien described Harfoots as brown. So there.
It's far, FAR more offensive that the dwarf women on the show don't have beards like they're supposed to.
I'm fine with the diversity as long as it makes sense, it being fantasy doesn't mean that genetics don't exist, if the black Elves were from south of Harad I wouldn't have an issue with it, add to the lore instead of rewriting over it. The lack of beards for Dwarf women was worse though, now they're just short humans.
I was confused by the beardless female dwarves.
The funny part is, I read interviews with the actress who plays the wife to the dwarf Prince, and she talked about how they had to glue her facial hair on one hair at a time ....buy so far I haven't been seen any evidence of facial hair on the woman!
YES THIS. WHERE ARE MY BEARDED DWARF LADIES
@@RubyDoobieScoo Nerd.
WE will see YOU next week. Come on Seth, we've been over this 😂
You’re back to saying “I will see you next week”. Thought we had been over this already
I could tell he was distracted
Why do I look forward to this soooo much and feel kind of sad when you have the week off?????? I just love this and all of your regular show segments. They bring me joy and laughter in an otherwise fairly stressful life. Thank you! 😊
12:28 ... real time corrections.. Seth asks what its called and gets upset when told .. legend or diva :)
The Post headlines are hilarious. Best ever? “Headless Woman Found in Topless Bar.”
Not sure who told you LOL means laugh out loud, it means "lots of love" and that person was just wishing you well because at your age we never know how much time we have left ❤️🔥
That's a very sweet message, and that is one meaning, but in general it does signify a hearty laugh. Context is everything.
Hi Seth, long time viewer, first time jackal here! Is it too meta to correct corrections? Far out. So it's the Imperial measurement system(inches feet yards miles) and Fahrenheit temperature scale that are used almost exclusively the US, who are holdovers to the crown. Meanwhile in the whole rest of the world, Celcius scale and the Metric system make everyone just as hot and tall as Americans.😂
We used to get pounds vs. kilograms right, but not so much anymore....
No, correcting corrections isn't too meta, some things have been corrected and re-corrected for 4 or 5 weeks in a row.
Oh no, he over-corrected into “I will see you next week.” I hope there are no consequences to this bank error.
Not really a correction but as others have pointed out: the Nordic countries have a very sibling-like relationship to each other. Yes if you tell me you’re visiting Denmark I will ask you “why would you do that” but that’s with love.
If we Americans travel outside the US, and we are asked. .we sheepishly whisper "we are Americans" and apologize. Just because as a whole we are rediculous.
“She’s gone”
I cackled.
That "she's gone now" bit needed a bigger laugh; that was solid, and in no way too soon (she dragged that shot out).
I don’t know what this says about my life, but corrections is always the highlight of my week 😂 🤣😂
Can we just have an extended segment where Seth just impersonates Shoemaker??? Please!!!
Groundskeeper Willie: [gasps] "Boy, you read my thoughts. You've got the shinning!"
Bart Simpson: "You mean "shining?"
Groundskeeper Willie: "Shh! You want to get sued?"
"She gone..." too soon bro 😂😂 🇨🇦
Crap, I really wanted to enter the competition for a mug, but it's only open to people from 'a foreign country'. I'm not *from* a foreign country, I'm from Australia. That's not foreign. I'm not foreign ... you're foreign! (etc etc).
PS: glad somebody picked you up on that totally foreign pronunciation of "emu". 'Emoo?', I said, 'what's that ,a bird that always dresses in black and is compulsively morbid?'. 😀
Nah, it's an E-mail sent by a cow.
@@soonerboomer2947 Oh man, Americans get all the best techs.
The best part of corrections is listening to Wally laugh. Good for him taking a break from showing cue cards to a capable adult that probably doesn’t need them.
Correction-inception. Correption. I disagree. Many Canadians still use fahrenheit for house thermostats (my parents’ is set like that). Also for oven temperatures. And pool temperatures. When you have a fever you often state it in Fahrenheit. But the weather is in Celsius.
why would you do this to us
Well Fahrenheit is the superior temperature scale for cooking when compared to Celsius. Better precision temp control with Fahrenheit.
Canadian Celsius user here!
Our thermostat is Celsius, but I bake using Fahrenheit, take temperatures with Fahrenheit, and check the weather with Celsius. Don’t ask me how I measure distance 🤦♀️ Being Canadian is rough, we gotta memorize two whole systems lol
@@monday9026 In the UK we can sell half inch diameter threaded steel bar, but only by the metre.
We can sell fresh fruit for a Pound, but not by the pound.
We bury people six feet under the ground, but at sea, their depth is 1.8 metres.
In a pub, one can order a pint of beer. Anywhere else, and its only available in millilitres.
Horses are measured in hands, handicapped in stones, race over a furlong, and are auctioned for Guineas but paid for in Pounds.
Petrol is sold by the litre but fuel efficiency is measured in Miles Per Gallon, and our gallon is 25% more than your gallon.
Our weather forecasters have been known to report warm weather in Fahrenheit and cold weather in Celsius, in the same report.
Stop your whining, amateurs... 😄
I love corrections so effing much.
Right?! It gives me joy.
Correction: There aren't hobbits in the Rings of Power show right now, there are Harfoots (or Harfeet). Additionally, bigoted people are also complaining about a black actor playing an elf.
Someone (maybe on Etsy) needs to step in and take orders for Jackal mugs from international viewers. All they have to do is forward it on, and people will pay a fee -- until NBC does it, that is.
I wonder if NBC would shut them down for copyright infringement 🤔
But Seth, as a Mexican Jackal I can't write "soy un chacal" on a postcard and send it, that's slang for a totally different thing and I'm definitely not one
You are definately Rights.
context matters
I mean the address was for the MARC Foundation, so I think it's for charity in some way.
@@transsexual_computer_faery if you mean the context for the meaning in Mexico it's a very searchable label but many of the results are NSFW
“Good guy with an axe” landed so hard I broke my arm.
6:30 “by a good guy with an axe”…. Laugh out loud.
Seth pretending to be French always gets me
Corrections, makes Fridays worth waiting for, and not just for the weekend.
"I will see you next week." Come on Meyers, you're better than that.
So the imperial system is tied less to the monarchy than the metric system? What do think the word "Imperial" means, Seth? Who's really been holding out?
Correction, I'm Lovin It is not a pun it is a tagline.
Thank you!
Aww, I was thinking the story about keeping your monies in your grandmother's grave was going to be her final words of "You'll get the inheritance over my dead body!"
The premise that Canadians would use the metric system because of the queen is just so baffling. After all, the system you're using is called "imperial", after the *British* empire. Even the Brits (mostly) gave it up... after opposing the metric system for centuries because it's French!
The brits have barely given up any imperial.
Did Seth really just imply Jost's wife is better than his? Ouch. When she hears this then she may well turn into an avenger.
Or a “revenger” 😂
I thought the same thing. Isn't she an attorney....
Luckily, he has made it clear that his family doesn’t know about Corrections.
@@makiburgess5733 I always assumed that that meant his parents and his brother
Seth has created a cleverly disguised venue to clap back at his viewers and I love it so much
Writing from Tallinn- come any time you want! Jackals here are very welcoming.
When I went there it was actually quite popular with the Finns because the booze was a lot cheaper.
now that theres a new english monarch americans have to get new imperial measurements based on the new english kings body, the inch actually got smaller
British monarch, not English. And as Charles is considerably taller than his mother was, you'd think the inch would have got bigger...
I coulda swore you didn't make any mistakes this week.
sworn
@@andreac3362 😂😂
He said Sherlock Holmes uses opium which is incorrect. In between cases Holmes uses cocaine to relieve the boredom.
From Canada: Damn those corrections are gems lolllllll 🍻
Seth, you should defo go to Estonia, I am from there but currently living in Ireland. Choose summer months though and don't let anyone stop you. In relation to Scandinavian countries, they are all beautiful on their own and I do agree with one of the comments about small bickering, it's like siblings relationship. Estonia is close to them but more like step-sibling, I think we would like to consider us part of them but remaining proudly as one of the Baltic states. A lot of good history you can find there, especially for countries sharing boarder with big Russia.
Kia ora!
As an English man who has now lived in Aotearoa (New Zealand) for just over half my life, I'm going to send a postcard with the most confusing and bastardised combination of English and Te Reo Māori. I hope this confuses and frustrates you Seth ❤️.
Ngā mihi nui ki a koe ❤️
Not sure I'd bother mate. That PO Box is highly suss.
I kind of love these segments, because it gives more insight into the show and shows a more personal/human side to the host. It's similar to Conan where the stuff with their own personnel was often more interesting and entertaining as just random guest interviews (with a few exceptions like Timothy Olyphant, when he was on Conan). This more laid back atmosphere seems way more "going with the time" than what some other late night shows do, who still stick to a strict (just-a-showman-)formula from decades ago.
Yeah, all of this!! Also why I loved Craig Ferguson
Now we know why you dont have a Costco membership, all your money is tied up in grandma’s grave 😂
LOL. Your shows are the only ones that make me LOL! I adore you and your sense of humor!
when I heard the words international jackals, my hackles rose with excitement! -don’t know if it’s a joke or not, but Seth&crew, wherever that postbox is, it’s getting a card from a proud member of the IJC* in the Netherlands. 🐾
*International Jackal Community
Ugh, I DO want the mug, but I would need to go the post office during business hours. We don't have mailboxes all over the place in Costa Rica. Oh, well, just let me know when NBC gets with the times...
Correction: Steven Colbert misprounced Damariscotta in his Thursday Meanwhile opening bit. Please tell him it's Dam-Rah-SkAW-tah and not Dah-Mah-Ree-Scoh-tah. I mean come on how could he not know that!
He certainly won't be welcome at Pumpkinfest.
@@danawrigleywalkingstickand5677 🤣
Was waiting for Seth to say on the black hobbit bit… “you know you should ask Stephen Colbert this“ when he reached for his paper. 😞
If Seth does not pick up on this Jackal venturing outside of their normal territory to prey on another late show host it will be a *massive* missed comedic opportunity!
@@DAHamilton we did it all summer. We had to. We were hungry
Never thought I'd get to lord it over Seth, but Tallinn is awesome. I went to the Beer House and paid (I think) ~$20 for a craft beer flight, expecting a bunch of 4-6 ounce glasses. I got SEVEN PINTS that I had to finish before staggering back onto the cruise ship. WOULD GO BACK IN A HEARTBEAT.
Yes thank you for correcting "emu"! You got it perfect this week :)
"...by a good guy with an axe." Excellent 👏🤣👏
Seth was on fire this week, loving the ZFG energy sprinkled throughout !
I love Corrections! Feels like we're gettin drunk together! Also you're still totally fucking this up
“I will see you next week”? (Shakes head. Will he ever learn?)
It’s 4 in the morning, i cant sleep and I’m trying not to wake up my gf laughing at that epsteins flight log joke.
Seth, if the opportunity ever presents itself again, visit Estonia. Tallinn is split into the new and old parts and the old parts are fantastic. Also, take the ferry to Hiiumaa, the northern of the two larger islands off the coast. The scenery is stunning!
Actually, I am thinking about traveling to Estonia. Any other advice?
@@FriedrichHerschel Saaremaa, the southern and larger of the two islands with its main town Kuressaare is also worth a visit. Viljandi is another beautiful town with an undulating forested green landscape and parks. In the Tallinn area, the coastal cliffs of Türisalu offer some serious natural drama. Going through the countryside, keep an eye out for majestic storks in their large nests perched on top of poles or old chimneys. But Tallinn and especially the old town probably remain the main attraction.
International Jackal here: I've got my mug. Suckers.
If you want international Jackals to send a post card to the address you showed, it's probably best to include the country and not leave it to the postal services all around the world to assume it's for United States of America
At the risk of sounding sheepish about the emu pronunciation joke, all I can say is, “ewe”
Is Scollins moonlighting for the New York Post? That headline was definitely tank top material.
Also, the headline was wordplay and not a pun.
"...by a good guy with an axe. Just goes to show you." This was my favourite bit. Just slip that in there, all subtle-like.
The Wanda Sykes phrase depends on what you mean.
If you mean you can trust her to keep something you said a secret, she would take it to the grave.
If you mean you can trust what she tells you is true, you can take what she says to the bank.
This was what I came to comments to say! Thanks, you said it well.
I’m from Pittsburgh , a Steeler fan , and I did ask myself what I wanted to see . Well not another loss , I can tell you that . The best part of that game was seeing pictures of Seth at the game ! P