CORRECTIONS Episode 70: Week of Monday, January 23

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  • Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like a credit on the show saying the show was produced by the O'Reilly Crime Syndicate and assuming how Isaac Newton would react to a video of Biden tripping up the stairs.
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  • @hannahcrouch22
    @hannahcrouch22 ปีที่แล้ว +1445

    Finally, consistent P.O. Box hauls. We are one step closer to transforming him into a full time TH-camr

    • @CasualMicb
      @CasualMicb ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yep, My plan worked back when he introduced the inbox thing😂

    • @AmbushEveryone
      @AmbushEveryone ปีที่แล้ว +120

      You'll know he's fully formed when he starts asking us to "smash that like button."

    • @Andrew-vj2ep
      @Andrew-vj2ep ปีที่แล้ว +33

      if i had the time, i’d love to make a mac tonight pop-up card just for Seth. a musical one.

    • @purrbugaloo
      @purrbugaloo ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😆😂😁

    • @annarae2396
      @annarae2396 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AmbushEveryone and subscribe

  • @TheRealSullyG
    @TheRealSullyG ปีที่แล้ว +513

    JESUS! You can't do that to me at 3am, Seth.

    • @christineherrmann205
      @christineherrmann205 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Exactly. I was SO GLAD I waited until 6

    • @haleemanning624
      @haleemanning624 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      That thing is evil incarnate. What the meep?!

    • @stillhere1425
      @stillhere1425 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Pretty horrifying plus too quick to freeze frame.

    • @louiebee6745
      @louiebee6745 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      14:17
      You're welcome!👍👌

    • @haleemanning624
      @haleemanning624 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@louiebee6745 🎶 you’re the worst 🎶

  • @averagedadbawdy
    @averagedadbawdy ปีที่แล้ว +576

    I am so glad my Mac Tonightmare made it to corrections!! Thank you Seth for making me the coolest dad to my son. We look forward to this every week!

    • @bbrucet3
      @bbrucet3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      So it was you!

    • @averagedadbawdy
      @averagedadbawdy ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@bbrucet3 yep! I was really hoping it’d make it into the video. It was better than I could’ve ever hoped for! My son said “I’ve never been more proud”.

    • @JenniferMenendez522
      @JenniferMenendez522 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I had to pause the video at 14:17 to appreciate your handiwork. 👏🌛 Awesome job! 😆💀

    • @lb5368
      @lb5368 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Well done, jackal!! I'm so curious about your inspiration for the severed doll's head as a resting place for the Mac Tonight figurines... are you a fan of John Oliver? He had a whole running gag about nightmare baby dolls that washed up on a beach, with objects attached by their time in the sea... it's truly disturbing, and your work is too!! 🐾😬😊🥰

    • @256k_
      @256k_ ปีที่แล้ว +47

      YOU FOOL! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL! WE ALL HAVE 7 DAYS NOW

  • @elizakunes5099
    @elizakunes5099 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Deliberately misprpnouncing crocheted to get the known-to-be ferocious fiber artists up in arms is 10/10

    • @nicoleiohnson7314
      @nicoleiohnson7314 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It got me so mad I had to listen twice hahaha

    • @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
      @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Needle warriors are not to be skewered.

    • @squee599
      @squee599 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think Seth went with the safe path of being intentionally wrong because he knows there is already too much debate over how it is pronounced. My gran used to say it as "cro-shered"

    • @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
      @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait - fibre artists? People paint with Metamucil??

  • @ImekaSF
    @ImekaSF ปีที่แล้ว +399

    Seth was extra sassy this week and I love it 😂

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sad that most of us won't be alive anymore next week.

    • @reginaldmustardbacon5866
      @reginaldmustardbacon5866 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tired dad energy

    • @reginaldmustardbacon5866
      @reginaldmustardbacon5866 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing speak for yourself im gonna get someone else to watch it xD

    • @ImekaSF
      @ImekaSF ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 🤣

    • @ODUBlue
      @ODUBlue ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was going to say “hostile,” but we’re on the same page 😂

  • @caitlinbouxsein3075
    @caitlinbouxsein3075 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    My husband watched Thursday night's episode with me, but he doesn't usually watch the show and didn't get why I laughed so hard at the clip of Mike Pence shown during A Closer Look. I explained that it's a running joke.

  • @molliewatts6445
    @molliewatts6445 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    It's 7am and I'm seriously considering bedazzling kinder eggs to send to a Late Night host. I honestly don't know how to feel about this... 🙂

    • @smooshiebear80
      @smooshiebear80 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Crafters gonna craft!

    • @roomiller
      @roomiller ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Do it. let the intrusive thoughts win!

    • @TheNaomiFearn
      @TheNaomiFearn ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Doooo iiit! 🎶😄🧡🥚✨💎

    • @neebs929
      @neebs929 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel great about it!

  • @jmmahony
    @jmmahony ปีที่แล้ว +292

    As an occasional science teacher one of my pet peeves is how the "Newton and the apple" story is routinely condensed to the point where the real story is completely lost and all that's left is "An apple fell and Newton called it gravity", which is stupid- any caveman knew that when an apple detached from a tree, a force pulled it to the ground. For anyone interested in the real story, Newton lived roughly a century after Copernicus and Galileo had found that the planets orbit the sun. By this time scientists figured the planets must be held in orbit by a force between the sun and planets, and they knew how to calculate the centrifugal force on an object in a circular path. By looking at the (relative) distances from the sun to the various planets, and the speed with which they orbited the sun, they could calculate the (relative) forces, and found that it decreased with the square of the distance between the sun and planet. What Newton added to this is that he considered the apple, and the moon orbiting the earth. From the moon's orbit, he knew the centrifugal/gravitational force pulling the moon towards the earth, and recalculated for an object near the earth's surface, and found that it matched the force on the apple. So the force that had been known on earth since the days of the cavemen was shown to be the same that was holding the planets in orbit around the sun.

    • @nadennight
      @nadennight ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Not to mention that he made many contributions apart from describing gravity -- the laws of motion, calculus, numerical analysis, fluid dynamics, and the spectrum of light come to mind.

    • @nicholasleemarks
      @nicholasleemarks ปีที่แล้ว +77

      “For anyone interested in the real story” … friend, I think you have the right audience

    • @goatgirl5968
      @goatgirl5968 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I found this interesting, thank you. I always tell my son that his generation will never invent anything new or make any discoveries because they're always just watching crap on TikTok. Maybe this is mean, but these sciencey guys from earlier centuries had a lot of time for thinking and look at all the stuff they came up with.
      P.S. Yes, I realize that I waste my time watching stuff on TH-cam but nobody is expecting me to invent anything. I'm past my prime.

    • @lindaswanson9328
      @lindaswanson9328 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Has anybody given any thought to what happens to the apple when earth's core stops spinning and then goes the other direction? Wobble. Wobble.

    • @lsaideOK
      @lsaideOK ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@goatgirl5968 plenty of time... When they weren't dying of the plague

  • @seventennorth
    @seventennorth ปีที่แล้ว +164

    CORRECTION: you said the jumpscare mac tonight baby doll head was "too distressing to show on tv," but this is a digital exclusive/inclusive/extra/not in the body of the show

    • @annebruecks7381
      @annebruecks7381 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Exactly, that's why he showed it at the end 😉

    • @sarahrigby7580
      @sarahrigby7580 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It was too disturbing for TH-cam as well, imo.

    • @marysmith7765
      @marysmith7765 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, it’s too distressing to show on TV.

    • @MeloniousThunk
      @MeloniousThunk ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seth, ya burnt!

    • @exnihilog.4421
      @exnihilog.4421 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO 😂😂😂 thought the same thing !’

  • @hannahcrouch22
    @hannahcrouch22 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    Life has humbled me this week. I’m coming into this episode as a defeated jackal, desperate to be restored by my main source of sustenance-corrections.

    • @drunkpaulocosta
      @drunkpaulocosta ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Maybe my fave thing on earth. At 5.30pm on a friday(right now for me)
      Is rolling a massibe scooby doo and watching corrections. Signals the end of my week.
      Glad someone else finds it as calming as i do

    • @pupushtin
      @pupushtin ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hope you have a good weekend, fellow jackal!

    • @slyasleep
      @slyasleep ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you ejackalate?

    • @Jon-cs9ik
      @Jon-cs9ik ปีที่แล้ว +16

      A Jakal is never defeated, we're not some lousy Coyotes.

    • @nachoman408
      @nachoman408 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Defeat is nothing but a temporary setback! A jackal never says die!

  • @alias093001
    @alias093001 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "It's too distressing to show on TV."
    CORRECTION: This segment isn't ON TV. It's a web exclusive.

    • @DARWINZOO
      @DARWINZOO ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice

    • @brownkemosabe
      @brownkemosabe ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well done

    • @annebruecks7381
      @annebruecks7381 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, he showed it, so.... lol

    • @christineherrmann205
      @christineherrmann205 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, so he showed it.

    • @MariaVosa
      @MariaVosa ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Correction to correction - I watched this on my TV via chromecast!

  • @camillex333
    @camillex333 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I'm absolutely loving these unhinged endings to corrections! Such a great and more fun bit than just showing the back of those cards imo

    • @marjieestivill
      @marjieestivill ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The cards don’t have to be an all-or-nothing phenomenon.

  • @trevorpedersen6037
    @trevorpedersen6037 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I'm guessing the blue muscled Mac is supposed to be "Jacked Tonight".

  • @jsilberg
    @jsilberg ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Seth is giving me 2015 flashbacks with the "Share with 5 friends or you'll be brutally murdered in your sleep" tactic.

  • @lb5368
    @lb5368 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Tonight's Corrections was made FOR ME!!! And Seth, thank you for sharing your unfiltered brain with us jackals each week! 🐾❤️💜
    "Only problem...hard to find." "No, this is just a prop." Double Earhart burns!! So hard to predict where they'll land 🤣🗺
    Squiggy saying "Hello" sent me hurtling back to a childhood memory of watching afterschool reruns of Laverne & Shirley, nurturing my nascent dream to one day work in a soda bottling factory with my best gal pal! 🎶💄🥾🧤
    Bad, Bad Leroy Brown was my dad's favorite 8-track to play in the car, so hearing "Well the two men got to fighting,
    And when they pulled them from the floor,
    Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle with a couple'a pieces gone." 🧩🤕
    This lyric is legitimately why I never got into fights in school.
    Your nightmare Mac Tonight "gift" evokes John Oliver's beach trash baby dolls segments. Wonder if the jackal who created it for you is also an Oliver fan? 🤔 🐾🏝🛢🧸🔪🪸🧸💉

    • @JefCollier
      @JefCollier ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Tonight's Corrections was made FOR ME!!!" is a sentiment I hope many of us jackals feel whenever we're watching. This is peak comedy.

  • @jlofs123
    @jlofs123 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    CORRECTION: @9:34 there's a lot of speculation that Issac Newton was gay or asexual, and so a naked woman falling onto his lap might not be the distraction from his work you imply it should be

    • @nightsgrow6575
      @nightsgrow6575 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, I’m ace and a random naked woman falling onto my lap would be very distracting, just not in a sexual way.

    • @kennyn1992
      @kennyn1992 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm sure he'd still cry out, hey, I'm working here.

    • @anro7137
      @anro7137 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought the same thing. Why presume a naked woman would be something of interest to them?

  • @zoomz66
    @zoomz66 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Hello, I've been watching for years but have never posted. I just wanted to say thank you for doing such a wonderful job and making such a great show. Thank you for continuing to put these on youtube since watching it on here is what I can afford since I'm disabled.

  • @fenlinescouser4105
    @fenlinescouser4105 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    My favourite Seth impersonation is his Bernie Sanders especially when it morphs into Jackie Mason over-voicing an aardvark!

  • @enkididit8669
    @enkididit8669 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    My wife and I are at the point where we point out what parts of corrections will be in next weeks corrections. It’s like corrections Inception.

  • @Starman_Dx
    @Starman_Dx ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love Mac Night with Seth Meyers.

  • @schempgirl1
    @schempgirl1 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Hello Seth, I am a jackal from Nebraska. I started a new job I’m mostly excited about it because it’s in my degree. I was a CNA for a nursing home and now I’m a production assistant, I run the audio for three programs. Thanks again for your show, wish you love and luck from Kearney, Nebraska.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Good luck with the new gig!

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Enjoy your new job, that's really exciting! Just wanted to wave 👋and say that one of my first roommates when I moved to San Francisco in '62 was from Kearney.

    • @schempgirl1
      @schempgirl1 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@chezmoi42 Yes hello, I’m just off work I run audio for the noon news on the local news station. My dream one day is to be a film director so I am finally working towards that. Thanks again for the kind words, it made my day. I’m still learning how to the job and my bosses are beginning to yell at me, which doesn’t help just makes me sad.

    • @StephanieAly
      @StephanieAly ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Congrats on your new job! I saw in another comment that you're working in local news - I did, too. It was a transformative experience and gave me skills I still use every day despite no longer being in a newsroom. It can be exhausting and emotionally wearing at times, but nothing compares to the feeling of contributing to coverage that makes a difference to your community, including by making it possible for them to hear it! I hope you have the time of your life ✨

    • @laras678
      @laras678 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@schempgirl1 Just remind yourself that being new and getting yelled at is how it goes for most new jobs, and it won't be long at all until you're the one who knows everything, and you're watching some newb screwing it all up and you'll be remembering how it was for you back in those days.
      And then, to break the chain of yelling, you'll be the one to calmly tell them what was wrong and how to fix it next time, and you'll tell them them a story of some mistake you made to make them feel better, and the world will be a better place.
      And then when they're the one who knows everything, they'll remember how great you were when they were new and struggling, and they'll pass that on to the next new person.
      So enjoy your new job, and if you can, just keep telling yourself that it won't be long until this rough stage is just a memory. And congrats on working at your dream!

  • @laras678
    @laras678 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    How do these keep getting better and better? The best part is that, unlike the nightly show, you're not worrying whether everyone in the audience will get each joke. You make the jokes, they're brilliant, and the people they're meant for will get them. That makes me so happy!

  • @sheltonalexander6785
    @sheltonalexander6785 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I went to lunch with a co-worker crush and she ordered a Double Filet-O-Fish. Emotion rollercoaster.

  • @LiefWezeman
    @LiefWezeman ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I lived in Earhart Hall my freshman year here at Purdue!
    Prior to coming here, I didn't know she was associated with the university at all, but she was a faculty member here for the last two years of her life. Interestingly, the Lockheed plane she was piloting when she disappeared was funded by Purdue.

    • @marjieestivill
      @marjieestivill ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My mom was in nursing school at Purdue and met her, was fangirl. She learned to fly later in life and didn’t mind me being a rowdy outdoorsy type with a horse and rifle. I think I have Amelia to thank for helping her feel good about independent females.

  • @lisavandenhoven5672
    @lisavandenhoven5672 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Seth checking off punchlines as he goes has given a real "Let's get this over with," vibe to this segment.

  • @senaruryuin2773
    @senaruryuin2773 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love that I hit pause at exactly 14:17 and got to see that horrifying baby doll head with mac tonights stuck in its eyes for way longer than was probably wise to LOL. uhoh, gonna see that in my nightmares.

  • @leapintothewild
    @leapintothewild ปีที่แล้ว +40

    SQUIGGY !!! Wonder how many jackals are old enough to know the reference? 🙂 This was a big show when I was in high school in the 70s, and my group of girlfriends was divided into Lavernes and Shirleys. I was a Shirley (natural for a band nerd LOL).

    • @carriemuniak9353
      @carriemuniak9353 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I only watched reruns in the 80’s, but I was definitely a Laverne. (And very jealous of my sister for having an L name so she could do the sweater.) 🤪

    • @TMercan31
      @TMercan31 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Haha I wondered the same thing and who knew it was Squiggy before he said it 👵🏻

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Turn on closed captions and re-watch that part.

    • @rallyny
      @rallyny ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I still am amazed that Michael McKeen was Lenny. And remember the fireman Laverne married at the end, who died? It was Ted Danson!!

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rallyny WHAAAAAAAAAAT???? Not old enough to remember, but Sam from "Cheers??????"

  • @aaronspruance
    @aaronspruance ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "Hey Amelia, don't you need that for your plane?"
    "Oh this? No it's just a prop."
    Not only did I see the set up, the execution, and the delivery for that joke seconds before it began, I still waited on the edge of my seat with jackal delight, knowing that we have transformed this Late-night Lion of a Comedian into the best version of himself!

    • @sigil8386
      @sigil8386 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I loved the "jackal delight" feeling!

    • @aaronspruance
      @aaronspruance ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sigil8386 100%! Well done on the image, is it your own creation?

    • @juliemacdonell6381
      @juliemacdonell6381 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The walk was worth it!

    • @Raddekopp
      @Raddekopp ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You mean Tiger of a Comedian, right?

    • @aaronspruance
      @aaronspruance ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Raddekopp Good callback to the movie studio logo...but Meyers showed a clip of Christopher Walken talking about he as the lion, speaking to the jackals. So per that clip, I believe Meyers views himself as said lion.

  • @jb888888888
    @jb888888888 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    3:17 Props to the Closed Captioning there.

    • @carriemuniak9353
      @carriemuniak9353 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amazing!

    • @brownkemosabe
      @brownkemosabe ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually this is just regular subtitling in interpretive auto mode. Closed Captions (cc) goes through a review process

  • @larrymosher5045
    @larrymosher5045 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Sir Isaac Newton, actually dropped a Fig,instead of an apple. The jackals,of the day,kept calling him Figgy,which he hated.

  • @Zahaqiel
    @Zahaqiel ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Actually Sir Isaac Newton was a keen alchemist, so the whole photography/videography thing would have interested him a lot.

    • @rabbit251
      @rabbit251 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fun fact: Newton believed in alchemy. Seth seems to also with his jokes.

    • @BWintJack
      @BWintJack ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Also wrote a treatise on optics (or "opticks," as he called it.) Glowing screens would have fascinated him!
      The bit about the naked woman would be true, though. Newton died a virgin.

    • @Zahaqiel
      @Zahaqiel ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@BWintJack Newton's understanding of physics is sufficient to at least get him to mid-20th century photography and filmography with a little outside help.
      I feel like the notion that photonic excitation can induce electro-potential in solid materials, and that the topology and composition of said objects can be used as a medium for complex computational methods, resulting in the storage and transfer of information in replicable electrical forms and multiple kinds of material storage methods may just wind up looking like magic to him though.
      And that'd just lead him straight back to alchemy, which... I mean... there aren't many alchemy rehab facilities left anymore.

    • @stephen3164
      @stephen3164 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Newton had the opportunity to be known for more than gravity, but he dropped the ball.

    • @Zahaqiel
      @Zahaqiel ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stephen3164 👏

  • @WisakJ
    @WisakJ ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This show is, without a doubt, my favorite piece of media that I wait for every single week and that I watch from start to finish with a smile on my face. The Correctionsverse was a wonderful invention.

  • @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
    @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Whoever put the blood in the baby head’s nostril gets a gold star. It’s the little details that really make something like that. 😂

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's one of the top comments 😂

    • @averagedadbawdy
      @averagedadbawdy ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m glad you noticed!

    • @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
      @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@averagedadbawdy HEY! Was just on another thread and it seems it really WAS you!! I would have responded way faster if I wasn’t so cynical. 🤷🏼‍♂️😆
      It must be a great feeling to see your idea on international tv and online. I’m happy if I get a couple of thumbs up on a comment!
      Way to go! Your son’s a lucky guy. 👍👍
      Oh - and I was serious. As you obviously know, it IS the details that make or break cleverness. Have a great week!

  • @RockU2Death5150
    @RockU2Death5150 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Back in the day, my aunt was a costume designer. She once created a whole-head Mac Tonight costume made from a type of foam. Let me see if I can get ahold of that...

  • @johnchiu
    @johnchiu ปีที่แล้ว +43

    40 rough hands giving you the business? Sounds like a good time, Seth

    • @lb5368
      @lb5368 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thought the same thing! Assuming Samberg's and Poehler's hands were 4 of the 40, because they'd make sure a good time was had by all 😘

    • @louiebee6745
      @louiebee6745 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah throw in Tina and Maya too!😉😉

    • @lb5368
      @lb5368 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@louiebee6745 ...and now it's fanfiction! 😘😄

    • @S.Pociecha
      @S.Pociecha ปีที่แล้ว

      Yikes!

  • @lyxandrast0ttr0n1x8
    @lyxandrast0ttr0n1x8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Corrections is truly an experience that can’t be replicated anywhere else

  • @scaram0uche
    @scaram0uche ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I'm in a hospital lobby, waiting for my dad to go into surgery, and the eagle joke cracked me up so good!

    • @Science_Labs_
      @Science_Labs_ ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Best wishes to your Dad, fellow Jackal.

    • @rvdb7363
      @rvdb7363 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hope the surgery went well

    • @scaram0uche
      @scaram0uche ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@rvdb7363 surgery went great! Waiting for him to be discharged in the next 20 minutes. We'll be home for lunch!

    • @scaram0uche
      @scaram0uche ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Science_Labs_ Thanks! Surgery went great and we'll be on our way home soon.

    • @rvdb7363
      @rvdb7363 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@scaram0uche really glad to hear it went well! Wish him a speedy recovery from this random jackal from the Netherlands

  • @Dark3y3
    @Dark3y3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I see my painting made it in time for this week's corrections.

    • @Raulbikcube
      @Raulbikcube ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Congrats!

    • @S.Pociecha
      @S.Pociecha ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Mac Tonight on a rock? The mug by the crotch should read Willy, not Wally.

    • @Dark3y3
      @Dark3y3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@S.Pociecha ha ha ha, I like they but no I made the Mac Tonight becoming Seth painting.

  • @CorneliuB
    @CorneliuB ปีที่แล้ว +5

    To get rid of the curse, just re-watch the episode, and "the curse" will jump from 'you' to 'you' till the end of time. No worries my brothers and sisters, no one dies soon, say thank you to the digital era. I'm really worried about the crew. They saw it live. Seth should do a repeat of the show to save them. SEVEN DAYS!..

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he means seven days till we see him again... not death 😂

  • @NyxOleander
    @NyxOleander ปีที่แล้ว +11

    😃🖤I’m quite certain that the person with the macabre sense of humor may be a soulmate of mine. That doll head was fantastic!🌜😎

  • @snowsim
    @snowsim ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The one time I manage to catch Corrections within 9 minutes of it being posted, & it's this one! 🤤

    • @christineherrmann205
      @christineherrmann205 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aw, tough luck. Did you wake the house screaming?

    • @snowsim
      @snowsim ปีที่แล้ว

      @@christineherrmann205 No, luckily my entire cardiovascular system simply seized up, but before then I'd been laughing so hard my neighbours were likely glad for the silence.

  • @Glenbard4
    @Glenbard4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Corrections makes my week better. I look forward to it all week. Thanks Seth and crew.

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    For that jump-scare, Seth deserves more MacTonight.

  • @microfoneman
    @microfoneman ปีที่แล้ว +2

    love the set up for "say good bye to me little friend"

  • @michaelwaller342
    @michaelwaller342 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Loving ❤️ corrections day!!! Thank you beautiful humans!

  • @brandonhiser2652
    @brandonhiser2652 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    As it happens, you're accidentally correct in saying that Sir Isaac Newton would be more interested in how she came down if a naked woman fell into his lap, as Newton reportedly had no romantic relationships his entire life and died a virgin. He even outright ended a friendship over a dirty joke about a nun, such was his prudishness.

    • @S.Pociecha
      @S.Pociecha ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Correctness is a feature, not a fluke! And Sir I believed in fairies, so the "prudery" act was more like homoerotic self-punishment. I had a teacher like that.

  • @SyzygyNoon
    @SyzygyNoon ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It'll be so weird when you're in a straight jacket, sitting in a wheelchair, all comfy in the asylum, and the Sea Captain is arguing politics with Al Pacino, and the only time they get really upset is when Shoemaker interrupts, which he does very often. "Hey, you guys!" etc.

  • @anthraxvalentines
    @anthraxvalentines ปีที่แล้ว +69

    every time I have to work until a silly hour on Thursday night/Friday morning, I get so excited when I remember the silver lining--that at least I'm awake for Corrections to be posted!!💕🙏
    p.s. god bless this little "meep meep" arc you've been on, Seth. something about it just gets me going. this time you said something along the lines of "meep is for adults," and it had me silently wheezing alone in my car

    • @laras678
      @laras678 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you watching Corrections and driving?!?! It's great, but not that great!
      (Just kidding. I know jackals are too smart for that, and you're watching it before you even drive home, because you just can't wait. :) )

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@laras678 I'm pretty sure he watches Corrections in his car, then texts to his friends about it while driving.

  • @joshcarrico1210
    @joshcarrico1210 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for the Squiggy reference in 2023. It's very nice that you think about the elderly in your writers' room.

  • @hannahcrouch22
    @hannahcrouch22 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I dropped my pen at the scream oh my lord.

  • @johnchiu
    @johnchiu ปีที่แล้ว +12

    JACKALS LETS GO!!

  • @dma8657
    @dma8657 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “just a prop” deserved a lot more response.

  • @carriemuniak9353
    @carriemuniak9353 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Yayayayayay! My favourite day of the weeeeeeeeeeek! 🎉

  • @gregmark1688
    @gregmark1688 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    You're actually completely right about Newton; he would definitely have ignored a naked woman. Newton was famously misogynistic, in fact, he apparently had no interest in any kind of sex. He avoided women his whole life. Near the end of his life, he said he was proud that he would die a virgin. So, yeah.

    • @lsaideOK
      @lsaideOK ปีที่แล้ว

      And his right hand was found to be two times larger than his left

    • @S.Pociecha
      @S.Pociecha ปีที่แล้ว

      Seth didn't say Sir Isaac would have ignored a naked woman.

    • @gregmark1688
      @gregmark1688 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@S.Pociecha @9:44

  • @Xeksirt
    @Xeksirt ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Seth, I just want to say corrections is the best! Keep it up and give me some more vince vaughn and owen wilson impressions!!!!

  • @jasoncarter1869
    @jasoncarter1869 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "May up, be the place you keep the good work"
    🤣

  • @princessmaly
    @princessmaly ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Seth: Creates a segment specifically to correct all the things they got wrong during the week's shows.
    Also Seth: Gets irritated and annoyed whenever anyone corrects him on his corrections segment.

  • @cg1704
    @cg1704 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank God I live in Canada and won't have to pay for getting my HEART ATTACK treated... you deserve all the Mac Tonights...

  • @nannerz1994
    @nannerz1994 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I was working on a TV show on the back lot of Universal Studios in California and heard the eagle/hawk sound and thought that we were really really close to a ride just beyond the trees making a sound effect, but we weren't it was just an actual red-tailed hawk.

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR ปีที่แล้ว

      We have 'em flying all over the place where I live and you learn the different calls they make. Some of their juvenile calls are almost easily confused with bald eagles in fact.

  • @kazza6078
    @kazza6078 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOVE that people are really trying to get on the desk

  • @edwardlwittlif
    @edwardlwittlif ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hey everybody, *HUGE* jumpscare warning for this video. Right when the video starts, you'll see Seth isn't wearing a suit, even though he's the host of a late night show. It might give you a fright; it certainly spooked me. Just wanted everybody to be aware!

  • @damionwhitehead1165
    @damionwhitehead1165 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You said that all Newton would care about is that the lady fell "straight down."
    Actually objects in free fall don't fall straight down, they follow a parabolic arc.
    Objects with a larger distance from the center of earth rotate faster than those on the ground, meaning even if you dropped the lady straight down, the Coriolis effect would cause her path of travel to be slightly deflected from straight down, and she would follow a parabolic path downwards.
    Newton would find it quite interesting if she really fell straight down, as it would change his understanding of projectile/orbital mechanics (as all projectiles are really just suborbital until they have enough energy to go orbital).

  • @farhan_jiwani
    @farhan_jiwani ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm high AF and that scared the F outta me 😰

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Missed opportunity to replace the beeps with Meeps.
    SMH

  • @mags7848
    @mags7848 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Haven't seen a screamer since the early 2000s! Seth, you just cannot resist those retro references, can you? 🤣

  • @a.schmidt3096
    @a.schmidt3096 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Omg I was watching this with earbuds in and when I tell you my heart jumped oml 😱

  • @davidb6576
    @davidb6576 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I had my eyes closed at just the right time, but heard the scream and went back to see the image. Damn you, damn you to HELL, Seth!!?!

  • @joelflanagan7132
    @joelflanagan7132 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    At the end of the episode Seth said "See me next week" when in a lot of cases the audience won't see you next week if they failed to show anyone the Mac Tonight image.

  • @rosshuttner8025
    @rosshuttner8025 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey Seth. Here's a correction for the jackal that corrected you that MTG can't kick a bathroom stall door open because they only open in. In at least 2 of the places I've worked, the regular stalls open in, but the handicapped stalls open out. I'm sure you can make a much better joke than I can about why MTG would need to be in a handicapped stall in the first place, so I'll leave that up to you.

  • @8bit_paul
    @8bit_paul ปีที่แล้ว +2

    love the slow pacing in relation to everything else in life.

  • @azrealle9474
    @azrealle9474 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Shout out to whomever painted that Seth as Mac Tonight. Great job, love the art.

    • @Dark3y3
      @Dark3y3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heya, thanks! It was pure serendipity that Seth had mentioned turning into Mac Tonight in last week's corrections. I got a real kick out of it cause I knew what was coming in the mail for this week.

  • @kennyn1992
    @kennyn1992 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    His nbc standards anecdote does have a ring of truth about it.

  • @Squatch_needs_no_heroes
    @Squatch_needs_no_heroes ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One man’s descent into madness.

    • @idlesurfer214
      @idlesurfer214 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ...and I'm totally here for it 😜

    • @Squatch_needs_no_heroes
      @Squatch_needs_no_heroes ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@idlesurfer214 Hell yes. It’s so funny how he cracked his knuckles in the middle. Seth sometimes doesn’t give two flying fucks.

  • @jayluck8047
    @jayluck8047 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Seth may soon become the owner of the worlds largest collection of Mac the Night merchandise.

  • @ellenv452
    @ellenv452 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A collage of the Mac Tonight paraphernalia would be fantastically terrifying...maybe for the next specjackular? My favorite is still the black card and creepy photo.

  • @SmokeDatQuack
    @SmokeDatQuack ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Just to be safe if you haven't watched the end of the video yet, I recomend this part highly (14:16). And don't worry about spoilers.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't! It'th a trap!

  • @roypiltdown5083
    @roypiltdown5083 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OMG JUST A PROP! that's a keeper.

  • @philjohnson1744
    @philjohnson1744 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I give Earhart props.

    • @janelliot5643
      @janelliot5643 ปีที่แล้ว

      You got to give her her props, and Seth Meyers' writers for that joke!

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@janelliot5643 Pretty sure I saw that joke in the TH-cam comments when it came up in the show.

  • @MxMorganic
    @MxMorganic ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I got such a kick out of “bathrooms don’t echo they reverberate”

  • @jeffl4802
    @jeffl4802 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I looked up merch and found that a vintage Seth Meyers Weekend Update bobblehead is about $21 on ebay but an old cracked foam head of mac tonight is $70. I believe if you looked into it more you would see that Mac has a higher base value than Seth.... and I dare you to tell me otherwise

  • @AnexoRialto
    @AnexoRialto ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh man. I can't unsee the nightmare on jackal street.

  • @thewizardofthecreek
    @thewizardofthecreek ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I showed that to my good for nothing mother-in-law and said, “seven days.” She didn’t get it lol.

  • @eyeDavid
    @eyeDavid ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Blue oyster cult joke was amazing lol

  • @jahbern
    @jahbern ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That’s so funny about the eagle/red tailed hawk. We have red tailed hawks around our house and I always wondered why eagles sound like hawks 😂 Sometimes I marvel at my lack of curiosity.

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao. this is actually done with MANY things in audio editing. when you watch a movie with a car chase, you're probably not hearing that car's actual engine. Definitely not hearing that car's tires screeching. Almost everything is replaced with a better sound. But the red-tailed hawk is definitely up there as the greatest "find" in Hollywood audio. Whoever did it first did a good job!

  • @Durrdalus
    @Durrdalus ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The official 69th episode of CORRECTIONS. Nice.

  • @theruoc147
    @theruoc147 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Forget Pacino I miss the Vince Vaughn impression. Buddy Buddy Budddy

  • @NmeshTV
    @NmeshTV ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Seth, you should really consider bringing Doug Jones on the show as a guest, in full Mac Tonight get-up. 🌙

  • @JonnoPlays
    @JonnoPlays ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bald eagles actually do sound like a squeegee. Watch the Big Bear bald eagle cam and you can hear it.

  • @inokainemis
    @inokainemis ปีที่แล้ว +6

    so... if this isn't the most watched corrections... is next week the least watched corrections?

  • @noellerose3453
    @noellerose3453 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the Laverne and Shirley reference! I am a bird of prey rehabilitator and confirm Bald Eagles DO sound like Squiggy!

  • @andyb9417
    @andyb9417 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Please refer to the Mac merchandise senders as 'Mackals' next week!

  • @Noxonomus
    @Noxonomus ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Isaac Newton did not care exclusivly about gravity, he spent 30 years at the Royal Mint, most of them as Master of the Royal Mint. During that time he identified and prosecuting counterfeiters, oversaw treasures captured from foreign fleets, reduced fraud by introducing the miles edge on coins and greatly improved the overall quality of the coins in circulation. He cared a great deal about the quality of the coins and was quite upset when it was suggested they were below standard.

  • @greedowins
    @greedowins ปีที่แล้ว +5

    LOL "Seth Tonight"

  • @famousgoldentouch
    @famousgoldentouch ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can’t thank u enough for this piece… jackal from the first minute and god I need that for my weekend !❤ to my fellow jackals

  • @nugboy420
    @nugboy420 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how the Norwegian took so long to get here cuz they posted it thru the post.

  • @Feralsquirrel
    @Feralsquirrel ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I never have anything snarky to say on the ones I actually catch early.

  • @sybilmcpherson2240
    @sybilmcpherson2240 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Seth did the Lorne long mid sentence pause eye rub!!

  • @johnchiu
    @johnchiu ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I want a "Late Night with Correction Jackals" mug!!

    • @JonReevesLA
      @JonReevesLA ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You can buy them in the NBC store.

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 ปีที่แล้ว

      My Etsy one flaked off, as it was apparently not dishwasher-safe. I miss that mug!

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnobrien2373 😮 he said they were....that's why I've never washed mine in the dishwasher

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LindaC616 I think he said that the "official mug" from the NBC store was dishwasher-safe. He couldn't vouch for the independently-made stuff on Etsy.

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnobrien2373 That's lame. You should get your money back

  • @doctordave
    @doctordave ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Re Newton: It was not that gravity makes apples fall that was Newton's important insight... it was that the gravity which calls apples to fall to Earth is the SAME FORCE that is responsible for holding planets, moons, and comets in their orbits.

  • @alexandrac6177
    @alexandrac6177 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was listening on my way to work and the Mac clip was a legitimate jump scare.

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR ปีที่แล้ว

      you're the second to say that... do you not watch the video then? just listen to it like a podcast?

    • @alexandrac6177
      @alexandrac6177 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EmpyreanLightASMR I mean, not while I’m driving lol