Fastest Way To Lose Your Court Case!

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  • @theslappablejerk
    @theslappablejerk ปีที่แล้ว +33382

    Interesting, the defendants are all incredibly good looking. Is this really a court proceeding or is this a handsome contest? 🤔

    • @HeyaItsmK5103
      @HeyaItsmK5103 ปีที่แล้ว +723

      I dunno, they all sound like peole straight outta ace attorney though

    • @saftiger_egon
      @saftiger_egon ปีที่แล้ว +356

      It appears the entirety of this court favors the visually esthetic. What unprofessional bogus.

    • @canfraud
      @canfraud ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Lmao u got pinned

    • @thewampire4640
      @thewampire4640 ปีที่แล้ว

      You pull off being an asshole too well bro haha

    • @antenory
      @antenory ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Love ur vids

  • @despicablenik9169
    @despicablenik9169 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7116

    This is the best collab ever. This guy has the best characters and law by mike is informative

    • @matthiascerebri3315
      @matthiascerebri3315 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Wear a Swimsuit 😂

    • @KekeeBlack
      @KekeeBlack 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      It helps the other guy is actually a lawyer too!!!

    • @despicablenik9169
      @despicablenik9169 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      @@KekeeBlack thats insane, i had no clue. Ive always loved his 30 year old dating a 18 year old character. Too accurate!

    • @sentryslmao
      @sentryslmao 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      the guy who plays the redditor character is so unfunny

    • @drymicrofibretowel
      @drymicrofibretowel 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@sentryslmaoaverage redditor spotted

  • @LeoKasper426
    @LeoKasper426 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1381

    That first impression actually fucked me up because i know people that in that exact fashion, exact same everything, would reply like that

    • @yuki3034
      @yuki3034 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

      Called “the redditor” lmao he plays the personality really well

    • @MissesSaschaMSP
      @MissesSaschaMSP 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Omg I have a friend exactly like that

    • @dianapennepacker6854
      @dianapennepacker6854 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I have met a lot of people like that, and they were on the spectrum. They won't look you in the eye, and have that nervous blink.
      I am not talking about the condescending pertentious attitude like a Reddit mod.
      Just talking about the mannerism. Many on the spectrum are good people if just socially awkward.
      I don't know who that guy is. He reminds me of DnD players. Or people who go to a Renaissance fair.

    • @nha3920
      @nha3920 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      State of justice is pretty pathetic if clothes,shoes or aesthetic nonsense is given importance instead of justice.

    • @GloriousGandalf
      @GloriousGandalf หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      That's Slappable Jerk, these were all characters of his! His videos are really good, I suggest checking them out. The first defendant was "Average Redditor", and he's a fan favourite.

  • @NicoandIndy
    @NicoandIndy ปีที่แล้ว +2313

    The perfect collab has been made

    • @LuckyCharms777
      @LuckyCharms777 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Who’s the other dude?

    • @NicoandIndy
      @NicoandIndy ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@LuckyCharms777 Theslappablejerk, the character he is playing is 'Average reddit user' !

    • @LuckyCharms777
      @LuckyCharms777 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@NicoandIndy
      Cool, thanks.

    • @imjustsam1745
      @imjustsam1745 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Came here to say it. They're perfect for each other. The TH-cam comedy duo we didn't know we needed.

    • @turtspotato
      @turtspotato ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They did another collab where it was redditor vs cop.

  • @kaen1177
    @kaen1177 ปีที่แล้ว +26969

    Pro tip:
    You can't wear bad clothes, if you don't wear any clothes.

    • @guledmahad8755
      @guledmahad8755 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      😅😅

    • @adrianwoodruff1885
      @adrianwoodruff1885 ปีที่แล้ว +572

      Judge POV
      A: That is public indecency
      B: Who let him in the court like this? Because they are obviously not doing their job.

    • @codemonkey2980
      @codemonkey2980 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      For any other crime sure but for indecent exposure is apparently a problem if I'm naked in court

    • @nscriven5463
      @nscriven5463 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂

    • @og_3rd_st_saint_gat
      @og_3rd_st_saint_gat ปีที่แล้ว +31

      ​@@adrianwoodruff1885corruption at its finest

  • @YellowGardenGloves
    @YellowGardenGloves หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    1st flip flop dude sounded like he was about to SNAP

  • @gamblorthemonster
    @gamblorthemonster ปีที่แล้ว +18387

    Gotta love a Redditor in court.

    • @Lila_UrarakaYT
      @Lila_UrarakaYT ปีที่แล้ว +90

      He does have a point though

    • @TheLuuman
      @TheLuuman ปีที่แล้ว +376

      @@Lila_UrarakaYT They weren't walking around with their toes out, them mf's at least fought in socks.

    • @Lila_UrarakaYT
      @Lila_UrarakaYT ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@TheLuuman thank you captain obvious. I did deep research into the samurai in high school world history

    • @Yusuf-ke5iu
      @Yusuf-ke5iu ปีที่แล้ว +159

      @@Lila_UrarakaYT so? you sure didn't use what you learned in your first comment.

    • @oldmanbiscuit7518
      @oldmanbiscuit7518 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      ​@@Yusuf-ke5iuit's a confused man in a dress. It's not going to understand.

  • @AhmadSattout97
    @AhmadSattout97 ปีที่แล้ว +2059

    Dude really said "Eedo Period" 💀

    • @sentientfrowner7428
      @sentientfrowner7428 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Not to mention he’s wearing the wrong shoes lmao

    • @prodirak
      @prodirak ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Bro is wearing flip flops not settas💀

    • @careforjusticealways
      @careforjusticealways ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMFAOO

    • @0-0-91-x8j
      @0-0-91-x8j ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hes actually not wrong the edo period is a thing and you can search it up

    • @FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly
      @FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@0-0-91-x8jit’s the way he pronounced it

  • @AnujGPandey
    @AnujGPandey 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1916

    It's amazing how justice depends on the judge liking you, not on the actual system.

    • @demonweinsshadow
      @demonweinsshadow 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +172

      Back to the corrupt court comment with the flip flops.

    • @mojo7493
      @mojo7493 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

      It used to be a sign of respect to be clean and well dressed to go to court.
      If your doctor showed up in flip flops or you held a nice dinner and ppl showed up with hoodies and flip flops, you might feel disrespected and not act favorable to them.

    • @kman55w
      @kman55w 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well im not the doctor, just like im not the judge. Im a normal person without excessive expectations put on me. ​@@mojo7493

    • @7F0X7
      @7F0X7 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      And THAT'S why we always demand a jury trial. If it's not a serious crime the state will often throw your case out.

    • @hanklongman9605
      @hanklongman9605 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      ​@@mojo7493Only a pssy would be upset by something like that

  • @Zigonce
    @Zigonce 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +263

    The first reddotor was a jumpscare for me😂

  • @Chris_winthers
    @Chris_winthers ปีที่แล้ว +7483

    "i gotta pick up my girlfriend from high school... Once she's done grading her student's essays"

    • @ptolemyhenson6838
      @ptolemyhenson6838 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      No, that's the 30-year-old with an 18-year-old girlfriend (or, at least he was, now he's the 30-year-old SoundCloud rapper). His name is Brian, and he's part of the SJCU (Slappable Jerk Cinematic Universe). The other characters are also from the SJCU, Wyatt the Average Redditor and Elliott the "nice guy" (soon to be the manipulative ex-husband who cheated)

    • @Chris_winthers
      @Chris_winthers ปีที่แล้ว +330

      @@ptolemyhenson6838 yes, i know who the guy is. I was making a joke

    • @jimwormmaster
      @jimwormmaster ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I remember reading a story like that on r/HolUp

    • @unoriginalname3442
      @unoriginalname3442 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@Chris_winthersmfers cannot comprehend humor 💀

    • @Conorator
      @Conorator ปีที่แล้ว +38

      ​@@unoriginalname3442 You can't blame a Redditor for finding his way in here, some people enjoy seeing parodies of themselves.

  • @Glitchoone
    @Glitchoone 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    I wasn't expecting this collaboration but I love it

  • @Chronacode
    @Chronacode ปีที่แล้ว +2668

    -"I've got to pick up my girlfriend from highschool"
    -"That's exactly why we are here"

    • @jadcheaito7211
      @jadcheaito7211 ปีที่แล้ว

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @Lo-Sir
      @Lo-Sir ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I think we heard

    • @Aperson-rs4eh
      @Aperson-rs4eh ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@Lo-Sir he is quoting a funny part of the video in the comment section in order to show how he found it funny. therefore, it isnt necissary to down him for such an act.

    • @You-are-definitely-right-but
      @You-are-definitely-right-but ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Aperson-rs4ehnecessary*
      Not trying to down your whole argument for one spelling error (even though I think the comments where they just quote the video are unnecessary and annoying), I just wanted to tell you this for future reference

    • @Aperson-rs4eh
      @Aperson-rs4eh ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@You-are-definitely-right-but thx

  • @TheBlackRoseCosplay
    @TheBlackRoseCosplay 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +210

    Never thought I’d see this tag team

  • @moonethealien
    @moonethealien 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    He’s such a good actor he actually made me cringe. Well done

  • @danuostret1900
    @danuostret1900 ปีที่แล้ว +897

    I love how he avoids eye contact at all costs

    • @lordjaashin
      @lordjaashin 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Peak reddit mod behavior

    • @gerdwollanck5990
      @gerdwollanck5990 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Not everyone can make and maintain eye contact. For example, autistic people. If eye contact or the wrong clothing influences the judgment, there is something wrong with the legal system.

    • @sketchesforyou8020
      @sketchesforyou8020 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@gerdwollanck5990Anyone with a brain can assume that this isn’t the case in this specific video. C’mon, man! Use logical reasoning!

  • @themoon5764
    @themoon5764 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    the collab we didn't know we needed

    • @ananas-nevermind
      @ananas-nevermind 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      LMAO

    • @CGJUGO80
      @CGJUGO80 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@ananas-nevermind What country is that flag?

    • @ananas-nevermind
      @ananas-nevermind 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@CGJUGO80oh you sweet summer child

    • @mohamejd
      @mohamejd 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@CGJUGO80 Normandy

    • @SaromeGamer
      @SaromeGamer 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@CGJUGO80ill spoil it: its a flag from lgbtq community

  • @ayaa.1351
    @ayaa.1351 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    The first guy made some excellent points. 😂

  • @melaniewilson1742
    @melaniewilson1742 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Mike being canon to the Slappaverse is the best thing to have ever happened to me

    • @flop-00
      @flop-00 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he appeared on his channel as well as elliot (as manipulative husband) divorce lawyer

    • @melaniewilson1742
      @melaniewilson1742 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@flop-00 Yeah, I saw that video, it was really funny.

  • @Mahendra_Choudhary_M
    @Mahendra_Choudhary_M 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Only wear good looking clothes because as he said it's a corrupted court, it won't judge you off your poofs of your innocence

  • @Chioma-o1y
    @Chioma-o1y ปีที่แล้ว +567

    “If they were good enough for japans greatest warriors then they should hold up in your corrupted court “
    That one got me bad 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @user-gz4ve8mw9l
      @user-gz4ve8mw9l ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Well he isn't wrong about it being a corrupted court. The whole system is.

    • @BigSarnt
      @BigSarnt 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      And never look the judge in the eye at all

    • @MindYourOwn777
      @MindYourOwn777 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      😂 made me laugh each time he said it as this plays on repeat 🤣

    • @VentDeux
      @VentDeux 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Lmao. He said that shid smiling the whole time. He would never in real life. Judge gon nail him to a cross .

  • @shototodoroki2597
    @shototodoroki2597 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

    I do find it weird and kinda corrupt that the court is less likely to rule in your favor simply because of what you're wearing. Some people can only afford hoodies from thrift shops, and flip flops which you can buy at dollar tree. Courts are super classist and messed up if you think about it.

    • @KamuiCage
      @KamuiCage 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Its even weirder when you realize you're being judged for what you wear everywhere you go

    • @thegreatpotato6098
      @thegreatpotato6098 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      They’re messed up when you don’t think about too

    • @thegreatpotato6098
      @thegreatpotato6098 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@KamuiCageyeah I learned not to care much; so long as I’m wearing comfortable clothes I’m chillin

    • @WD40318
      @WD40318 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well too fucking bad go get a better job bummy mcbummer.

    • @zagrych
      @zagrych 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      it makes sense, but also at least in usa courts are zero percent funded by government funding//taxes and 100 percent funded by fines and paperwork fees-- its kinda fucked from the get go that way lol

  • @Henoik
    @Henoik 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    As a Norwegian lay judge, I can say with 100% certainty that if any judge over here so much as commented on someone's apparel, the whole case might be thrown out...

  • @jasondyrkacz8270
    @jasondyrkacz8270 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    "Even Puff Daddy wore a suit to court."

    • @rustyshackleford6035
      @rustyshackleford6035 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      One better even Marilyn Manson wore a suit to court and then a reporter had the nerve to call it a costume implying I guess that Marilyn Manson looks weird even in a suit and tie 🙄

    • @og_3rd_st_saint_gat
      @og_3rd_st_saint_gat ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's a follower then

    • @Mster_J
      @Mster_J ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rustyshackleford6035dude is weird though

    • @LuckyCharms777
      @LuckyCharms777 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even Mark Zuckerberg wore a suit to testify before Congress, but of course Congressman John “Lurch” Fetterman can’t be bothered to wear one to work. 🤦‍♂️

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'm going to small claims court next week; don't even own a suit. So it's dress slacks and a polo.

  • @catric
    @catric ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Was not expecting the reddit guy to show up lmao

  • @nigelwinslow
    @nigelwinslow 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +140

    The movie "Gaslight" came out 80 years ago in 1944. So a 90 year old would be more familiar with the origins of the phrase than a young person. Most young people aren't familiar with the plot points of the movie to understand the meaning of gaslighting. Homes were light by gas. The new husband would turn up and down the gas light to make his wife think that she was crazy.

    • @marvelouschester3018
      @marvelouschester3018 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Thanks for the explanation I always wondered where that term came from.

    • @BadaBing511
      @BadaBing511 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      The fact that there were two gaslight movies and Hollywood tried to gaslight us that there was only one is crazy.

    • @winter1rose551
      @winter1rose551 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      That bothered me too. I love that movie and it annoys me when people use the term "gaslighting" to mean "lying". Since it's a very specific type of habitual lying.

    • @phillawrence5148
      @phillawrence5148 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Why would that make them think they were crazy? Curious

    • @winter1rose551
      @winter1rose551 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@phillawrence5148It was way more complicated than that. The husband was specifically trying to make the wife look crazy, and one of the things he was doing was causing the lamps to flicker, but every time she asked him about it he denied that they were flickering at all. Basically told her she was hallucinating when he had caused the things she saw.

  • @audistant4011
    @audistant4011 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The crossover we never asked for but absolutely needed

  • @archangel2174
    @archangel2174 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Best ever collab. Love it.

  • @InfectedFourThirteen
    @InfectedFourThirteen 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    No idea id ever see a collab like this but eveyone needed it

  • @WRLDOfSad
    @WRLDOfSad ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The callab we didn't know we needed till we got it

  • @Exotic711.
    @Exotic711. ปีที่แล้ว +151

    the best collab ever.

    • @draafx
      @draafx ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The best collab we never expected.

  • @bradm2116
    @bradm2116 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I've usually left work to go to court the few times I've gone. All for traffic violations but wearing my work cloths didn't effect my judgement usually found in my favor

  • @Little0Lost0Sheep
    @Little0Lost0Sheep 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    I should win my case on the merit of my proven innocence, not my willingness to conform...

    • @NicoleThompson-zo6rc
      @NicoleThompson-zo6rc 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Or your ability to afford fancy enough clothing

    • @lecallion_marx8243
      @lecallion_marx8243 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      freeeeeedommm yeahhhh😂😂😂

  • @Filtee
    @Filtee ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Fr mike and reddit guy are the best collab ever

  • @popculturesgreatest9591
    @popculturesgreatest9591 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    ‘If they were good enough for Japan’s greatest warriors, then they should be good enough in your corrupt court.’ I can’t lmfao 😂😂

  • @BuckyBigs
    @BuckyBigs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +331

    he CLOCKED the judge so fast in the first one LMAO

    • @Jokrstarz
      @Jokrstarz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      sure...

    • @vladimirrashkovsky6274
      @vladimirrashkovsky6274 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      You sound like someone who’d vote for Kamala Harris over Dick Cheney’s endorsement

    • @BuckyBigs
      @BuckyBigs 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@Jokrstarz okay...

    • @BuckyBigs
      @BuckyBigs 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@vladimirrashkovsky6274 you sound like the type of person who want to fuck children

    • @funniyellowman7203
      @funniyellowman7203 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      @@vladimirrashkovsky6274Wtf does politics have to do with this

  • @NgangBiar
    @NgangBiar 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    You shouldn't be judged by what you wear, you should be judged by what you did

    • @johnclaybaugh9536
      @johnclaybaugh9536 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      But wearing cut off shorts, flip flops, and a wife beater could be distracting.
      A pair of pants that isn't Denim, a dark colored pair of shoes that don't look like they were used to mow the lawn all summer, and a shirt that has a collar will usually suffice. These clothes should also be free of holes, stains, and wrinkles.

    • @D1i1s1
      @D1i1s1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@johnclaybaugh9536 So unless you have the monetary leeway to buy that stuff you are automatically presumed guilty?
      Sounds pretty corrupt to me.

    • @johnclaybaugh9536
      @johnclaybaugh9536 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@D1i1s1 no matter what one wears, it was purchased. I've been homeless. I've never not owned a pair of chinos and a shirt with a collar. Heck, I owned a jacket and various ties while I was homeless.
      And not wearing such things doesn't make one automatically guilty. But the people I've met who don't own at least decent clothing are also going to ball games and concerts. It's not that they can't afford decent clothes. They don't want them.

    • @zusty9589
      @zusty9589 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@D1i1s1 No one except the homeless are too poor for what's described, and intends a criminal case the Public Defender's Office will lend appropriate attire for court in such situations. You are a redditor.

    • @slimjim5745
      @slimjim5745 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@johnclaybaugh9536 no clothes are distracting, and i have fucking ADHD, so i know all about distraction,

  • @Ultra_jaden123
    @Ultra_jaden123 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    flip flops or jandels as they are called down here in NZ would be perfectly fine and if anything wanted to be worn in court because down here its just an everyday item of clothing no matter the weather

  • @koltarus3561
    @koltarus3561 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    I just can't imagine telling a judge straight to his face his court is corrupt 😂😂😂

    • @Bacteriophagebs
      @Bacteriophagebs ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I mean, if justice is dependent on what clothes you wear (which is protected by the First Amendment), then it _is_ corrupt.

    • @raptorboi5355
      @raptorboi5355 ปีที่แล้ว

      ⁠it isn’t tho

    • @og_3rd_st_saint_gat
      @og_3rd_st_saint_gat ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@Bacteriophagebsfacts it is and the court gotta follow by 1st amendment

    • @HungMantis
      @HungMantis ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@raptorboi5355in what way is judging appearance not corrupt that’s literally classist you can’t judge on anything but the facts of the case if you don’t you are corrupt

    • @raptorboi5355
      @raptorboi5355 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1. last time I checked cloths do not count as speech and therefore wearing a BDSM outfit to court is not a right protected by the first amendment 2. Is it really that fucking hard to follow basic dress code standards? Suits can be pretty fucking cheap and if somehow you can't spare 60 dollars for a good suit that will last a good while I think you have other issues going on than a court case.

  • @MaskHysteria
    @MaskHysteria ปีที่แล้ว +19

    My lawyer actually told me to dress down a bit in my divorce hearings. She said I looked like a criminal defendant. Apparently a jacket and tie are overdressed anymore.

    • @ibraheemshuaib8954
      @ibraheemshuaib8954 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Looking more casual makes you more relatable to the jury. Although the judge might be annoyed.

    • @rattlecat5968
      @rattlecat5968 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Look wealthy, pay more.
      Look trashy, lose respect.
      Look flashy, distract from your testimony as everyone subconsciously critiques your attire.
      Look like a slob, lose respectability.
      Common sence, really.

    • @MrRezRising
      @MrRezRising 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This is a divorce hearing. There's gonna be money involved. Office casual with a jacket is better than looking like you have money.

  • @Desmuu
    @Desmuu 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Slappable jerk crossover omg

  • @Theykillmice128
    @Theykillmice128 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Courtroom decorum is ridiculously antiquated and arbitrary meant mostly to convey the sense of authority and intimidationnfor the supposed seriousness of your offences, which is pretty ridiculous when it's for something like a traffic ticket.

  • @thatonedude5667
    @thatonedude5667 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Getting offended at people wearing work clothes shows why judges shoudnt make hundreds of thousands of dollars per year.
    Or lawyers.
    Or police.

  • @Meme_Founder1
    @Meme_Founder1 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Number One is like my Swedish Teacher in school 💀

  • @wrench3112
    @wrench3112 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    If my court case fails simply because of how I was dressed in court, I’m going on a rampage

  • @Bacteriophagebs
    @Bacteriophagebs ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Apparently Justice isn't blind, and she's a fashion critic.

    • @indecisitivity1832
      @indecisitivity1832 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It kind of makes sense. If you don’t look like you’re taking the trial seriously, then why should the judge take you seriously?

    • @Bacteriophagebs
      @Bacteriophagebs ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@indecisitivity1832 Because it's the judge's actual JOB to weigh the facts against the law, not to dictate fashion. A judge's idea of what is "serious" clothing is subjective and should have ZERO bearing on the outcome of judicial process in a non-corrupt system. Yet you and so many other people are all like, "nah, it's fine to punish people for having bad taste in clothing or being too poor to afford fancy clothes, that's just how the world works!" as if that doesn't inherently undermine the _entire purpose_ of having a judicial.

    • @michealholden2888
      @michealholden2888 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ya a Hoodie and sneakers r serious enough for me , unless the court wanna send me a few 100 to buy a suit and shit 😂😂

    • @mrmemes170
      @mrmemes170 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michealholden2888just buy a cheap 10 dollar one brokie

    • @jayharv285
      @jayharv285 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@michealholden2888first off it ain't that expensive and second off your court case is not immediate it's in advance so you had plenty of time to get one

  • @LycanWitch
    @LycanWitch 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    first two i understand, 3rd i dont.. punishing someone because they live or work a blue collar worklife

    • @LycanWitch
      @LycanWitch หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      In all honesty clothing should never have any baring in court.. courts are suppose to be impartial and fair. Courts are for people of all walks of life, both rich and poor. So judges and the courts need to hold them selves to a higher standard if someone’s dress bothers them. Only exception is clothing that may pose a safety issue or distracting (ie neon, lights, glowy, noisy, etc), but simply put any normal clothing should never be disallowed nor frowned upon.

  • @mtldax
    @mtldax 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +244

    Justice shouldn’t be dependent on your wardrobe. This is an incredibly archaic and classist system meant to suppress the lower and middle class who often don’t even own suits

    • @MemTMCR
      @MemTMCR 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      True. but this notion neglects cheaper ways of acquiring a suit. you can loan a suit for a day. You also would likely be fine with a formal shirt and pants. I do still however agree with you it is inherently classist to require formal wear to court

    • @Zei33
      @Zei33 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      It’s not really about that. It’s about looking presentable and respectable. These courts see the worst trash of humanity on the daily. Real bottom rung of society people. If you make the effort to look like an upstanding citizen, you’ll look extra good in comparison and you’ll likely get better outcomes. If you look like the type of person who would commit the same crime again, they’ll be less lenient.
      You don’t have to wear a suit, just wear what you would if you had to go into an office to work.

    • @careottjuice
      @careottjuice 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      No there are clothes for the right time and place

    • @alisilcox6036
      @alisilcox6036 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

      ​@@Zei33You just restated why it's classist. Failing to look respectable by the court's definition makes you more likely to be seen unfavourably. Whether it's a good idea to comply, or even whether it's easy, doesn't make it right.

    • @Zei33
      @Zei33 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@alisilcox6036 unless you’re homeless, looking respectable has nothing to do with class. Not even sure you know what ‘classist’ means.

  • @thesaltnation5570
    @thesaltnation5570 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    I love this guys witty comebacks

  • @DennisDSmockJR
    @DennisDSmockJR หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Yes your honor I did just come from work. I work night shift. By the time I made it home. Showered. And showed up back here. It would be around 3:00 in the afternoon. Because I don't live anywhere close. To the courthouse. So yes I left from work. I came here. So that I wouldn't miss Court.

  • @MysticalWizard101
    @MysticalWizard101 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how I’ve met all of them especially the first guy

  • @HungryLoki
    @HungryLoki หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    If wearing flip flops is the difference between spending life in prison and freedom, then f- this system.
    I would wear flipflops out of spite.

  • @GregFirehawk
    @GregFirehawk 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I think it's really stupid how our society just got completely stuck on an arbitrary piece of fashion from like 150 years ago, and decided this is the always and forever only acceptable outfit for work or any formal matter forever now. Originally people wore suits because they were comfortable and practical for the needs of the time. Now they really aren't either of those things, its just a completely classist thing that some old people insisted on at some point and then it became standard. Showing up to court in a suit is no different than showing up in a nobleman's attire from the renaissance. Both are outdated and impractical outfits designed for a different era. Despite that you're still expected to wear a suit

  • @goobner420
    @goobner420 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Typical for them to find any "problems" that they can instead of focusing on the actual problems

  • @AyuuuuuSannnnn
    @AyuuuuuSannnnn ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Pro tip: If you wanna win a court case, don't show up dressed as Adolf Hitler.

  • @MontyRoyal963
    @MontyRoyal963 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is a good collab 💯💯💯

  • @XxkemiluvsuxX
    @XxkemiluvsuxX ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Losing a court case should have NOTHING to do with what you're wearing. That's called profiling.

    • @Inkyminkyzizwoz
      @Inkyminkyzizwoz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's about giving a good impression!

    • @jm329
      @jm329 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      @@InkyminkyzizwozYou just proved their point.

    • @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
      @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      it's called "respecting yhe court". youre aware that "contemp of court" is also an offense, right?

    • @XxkemiluvsuxX
      @XxkemiluvsuxX 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 Its called "the court doesnt deserve unwaving respect."
      They are public servants not members of authortity and even if they WERE its 100% profiling. You realise "comtempt of court" just means "we can arrest you for any reason we see fit once you step in here." Judge doesnt like your tone? Contempt of court, boom. 30 days in jail. Doesnt like your outfit? Boom, 30 days in jail. Using african american vernacular? Boom, 60 days in jail.

    • @jm329
      @jm329 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 Why should it be respected if they act like that?

  • @SUPERBoBober
    @SUPERBoBober ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "Are you gaslighting me?!"
    "Dude, you're, like, 90, you don't even know what that means."
    Bro roasted him in 69 languages

  • @nosferiazafora
    @nosferiazafora 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Where I'm from, if you pick your girlfriend from high school as an adult, you get a "thank you" from her parents, and that's pretty much it. 😊

  • @squeesquaaful
    @squeesquaaful 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +162

    Remember when court was about justice and not anything else?

    • @hWat-Ever
      @hWat-Ever 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

      Never happened. But yeah, point stands

    • @squeesquaaful
      @squeesquaaful 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@hWat-Ever 🤓

    • @careottjuice
      @careottjuice 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Are you dumb

    • @ThroughtheLookingGlass-yg2fj
      @ThroughtheLookingGlass-yg2fj 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      No, money is the only god and Jerome Powell is its prophet

    • @finger5748
      @finger5748 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This you ?​@@squeesquaaful

  • @iloveplasticbottles
    @iloveplasticbottles 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Notice he didn't say you can't be nude

  • @filmgunproductions4448
    @filmgunproductions4448 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is quite the collab I never saw coming 😂😂😂

  • @hoagieimpact9189
    @hoagieimpact9189 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    have no money? lose.
    have no good clothes? lose.
    I personally have never seen justice in court.
    you can do everything you want if you just pay up.

    • @amirahal-wehbi
      @amirahal-wehbi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You don’t LOSE a case from not having money. You cannot post BOND if you have no money. (Which is actually changing now that PR bonds are a thing).
      Second. It’s not about having “no good clothes”, it’s about dressing decently. Which is not expensive. You don’t need a $200 suit. Ross, goodwill and Walmart exist. Just dress like proper men and women. That shouldn’t be a hard task for adults.
      I work in the Courts everyday. Modern day ppl are just tasteless and lazy. It’s disappointing.
      But the bond-out system is changing. That was one thing I thought wasn’t fair to indigent people. (Bonds are typically ordered according to the level of crime and the financial status of the defendant. A person that’s poor wouldn’t get a thousand dollars bond for a petty crime).

    • @ratlily21
      @ratlily21 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@hoagieimpact9189 Please please please study our judicial system.
      You don’t know everything, and the stuff you see in media isn’t good enough
      People like you piss me off. Before you complain about the government, RESEARCH IT so you can complain about the RIGHT THINGS

  • @davishueter
    @davishueter ปีที่แล้ว +8

    funny enough the term gaslighting comes from a title of a movie which is probably over 80 years old. and the term is actually became quite popular recently

    • @MrRezRising
      @MrRezRising 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That was the joke.
      "You're like 90. You don't even know what that means."
      A quiet joke, but still a joke any 90 year old would get.

  • @johndevine635
    @johndevine635 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    How have i not seen this collab yet. Such a good use of all his characters

  • @LandonsStu
    @LandonsStu 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Can you hurry up I have to pick up my girlfriend from high school"💀😭😭

  • @burdconcurred7513
    @burdconcurred7513 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Honestly, you SHOULD be allowed to wear what you want and have your attire not be taken into consideration regarding any court proceedings.

  • @spotifyjustin
    @spotifyjustin หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bro slappable jerk was a great collaboration 😂

  • @pro-user223
    @pro-user223 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Bro is really making fun of the judge 😂

  • @raine6813
    @raine6813 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    funny how the judicial system is supposed to be completely "fair" and "unbiased" when something as irrelivant as what your wearing can affect whether youre determined guilty or innocent

  • @NothMeeh
    @NothMeeh 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Also don’t wear any of that at the supermarket, bank, or any restaurant.

  • @DaxAxeOffical
    @DaxAxeOffical ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Top 10 Crossover episodes of all time

  • @samuelbrockington1280
    @samuelbrockington1280 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Also wear light colors like sky blue or white and tan. Because of culture and perceptions most judges will see black clothing as something a criminal or guilty person wears. I know it sounds stupid but judges are not robots judging facts and evidence only they have perceptions just like anyone else. In a court room perception is very important even found guilty it could mean a lesser punishment.

  • @ingrid9635
    @ingrid9635 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm stunned by this collab, could NEVER see it coming!!

  • @bodhiswayze1892
    @bodhiswayze1892 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    So if you’re poor &/or homeless, you have absolutely no chance? Good, solid advice there …

    • @anastasiaekimova5101
      @anastasiaekimova5101 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah nothing

    • @xidjav1836
      @xidjav1836 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      While unfair, wouldn't it sway it to your side? Like lawyers would play up your disadvantaged to get them to empathize with you. But for this case not taking your case seriously and being antagonistic to anyone would be pretty stupid

  • @yuruem2thereturn44
    @yuruem2thereturn44 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wyatt, Brian, Elliot, and Micheal Lawson in one video? Somebody pinch me I must be dreaming

  • @AshLilyNeko
    @AshLilyNeko 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Omg the collab I didn’t know i needed 😂😂😂

  • @Stevesmusic444
    @Stevesmusic444 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    If they are good enough for a Japanese warrior then they are good enough to handle your corrupt court 😂

  • @busylivingnotdying
    @busylivingnotdying 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    The American court system is truly terrifying! Is this really what a judge considers?
    - The way I dress
    - How I speak
    - My eloquence
    - My capacity to ingratiate
    Do these factors assure innocence, while wearing flip-flops ensures guilt? To be quite honest, that seems more like a kangaroo court than actual justice.

    • @kaziahscats
      @kaziahscats 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      My Uncle lost a court case where the other person had literally no solid evidence and he had things to prove that what she was saying was false because him and his wife were "too emotional"

    • @busylivingnotdying
      @busylivingnotdying 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@kaziahscats I am so sorry to hear that! Wish your uncle healing and the best!

    • @Gdog-h8d
      @Gdog-h8d 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Exactly justice is supposed to be blind it’s a bad joke that all of these formalities impact someone’s case.

    • @fewbronzegames
      @fewbronzegames 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      people defend it a lot but people with mental disorders are constantly found guilty for things they didn't do because of these things

    • @XeroRGD
      @XeroRGD 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      You lose the court case quickly because you aren't serious about the case, aka not getting properly dressed.
      They consider it because it's basic respect, getting dressed properly is just being respectful. Same with how you talk.
      Flip flops don't ensure guilt, it's just not being respectful especially when everyone there is properly dressed and you aren't.

  • @roxyhill689
    @roxyhill689 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was not prepared for this collab, but im living for it

  • @BuiHieuDong
    @BuiHieuDong ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Imagine someone being savage enough to wear all of those forbidden accessories to the court.

  • @jackislegitterrified3689
    @jackislegitterrified3689 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The redditor is annoying, but he's got a point when he mentioned how corrupt this courtroom is.

  • @MrDoctorJosiah45
    @MrDoctorJosiah45 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The collab we didn't think we needed but did

  • @koofer1269
    @koofer1269 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "You don't even know what that means" 💀

    • @winter1rose551
      @winter1rose551 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I found that an interesting comment because the term "gaslight" was coined in 1944.

  • @guannsigoura4220
    @guannsigoura4220 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Reddit guy sounds unironically BASED...

  • @myahitt1247
    @myahitt1247 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    THE CROSSOVER I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED😂

  • @logi-a
    @logi-a ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’m a hoodie person that never wears anything else. If I can’t go in with a hoodie then just take me straight to jail

    • @og_3rd_st_saint_gat
      @og_3rd_st_saint_gat ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same im wearing my hoodie and they gonna deal with it

    • @ibraheemshuaib8954
      @ibraheemshuaib8954 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But think about this: can't wear a hoodie in jail

    • @logi-a
      @logi-a ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ibraheemshuaib8954 I’ll figure out a way to do it, like make like a makeshift hood or smtn

  • @dudewithgreenhat
    @dudewithgreenhat 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Decrimination by clothing
    Seems unconstitutional

  • @roygbiv9038
    @roygbiv9038 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That guy’s a great actor.

  • @levibarns7576
    @levibarns7576 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This colab is beyond insane

  • @darlsbarkley3493
    @darlsbarkley3493 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I've won a case with some shitty old clothes and no shoes at all. It helps when they don't actually have a case.

  • @BaconBob-i6n
    @BaconBob-i6n หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Gotta pick up my girlfriend from high school”
    “Yeah buddy, that’s exactly why you’re here”
    Naaah💀

  • @ETHVN231
    @ETHVN231 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is the collab I didn’t know I needed to see

  • @badassmofo3081
    @badassmofo3081 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That was a fun collab!

  • @frogington3892
    @frogington3892 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The only collab that works for a video topic like this

  • @HotTakeAndy
    @HotTakeAndy 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Oh hell yeah! The crossover we all needed!!! 😂

  • @lany1534
    @lany1534 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i love the slappable jerk yipeeee

  • @halami2149
    @halami2149 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was not expecting this collab at all 😂 but glad to see it

  • @chefskips
    @chefskips 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A collab I didn't know I needed 😂

  • @AngryBatch
    @AngryBatch 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The slappable jerk is perfect 😂😂😂😂