r/Facepalm | John "FAIL" Kennedy!!!

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  • @melpomenethemuse
    @melpomenethemuse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1676

    11:07 Slazo… that is not 96. Try again.

    • @LPyxel
      @LPyxel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      He also said 960 instead of 980 right after that

    • @SoPsyched
      @SoPsyched 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I too am confusion 👀

    • @AlmightyBeing
      @AlmightyBeing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      A little dislexia never hurt nobody

    • @not2be4gotten02
      @not2be4gotten02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He's recording this from the future!!

    • @TheOriginalAspie
      @TheOriginalAspie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Uuuum, try again

  • @AtChiaPet
    @AtChiaPet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1424

    5:19 The poor mother. She clearly suffers from not getting the joke disease

    • @kiel183
      @kiel183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Idk why but I like seeing Chiaki's comments everywhere but I can't stand Guy without a Mustache.

    • @Blkd3ath8416
      @Blkd3ath8416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She is suffering from the r/whoosh

    • @Akyure
      @Akyure 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@kiel183 These two are battling for TH-cam comment domination. I'm on Chiaki's side because of Danganronpa (and their comments are funny).

    • @Akyure
      @Akyure 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thisisafakename2047 Lord Chiaki for the win.

    • @kiel183
      @kiel183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Akyure tbh I don't care about danganronpa that much rn but chiaki's comments seem better to me idk why

  • @run6653
    @run6653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    “Slazo the The best Australian narrator”
    GioFilms “ANGRY NOISES”

    • @lobbydestroyer4789
      @lobbydestroyer4789 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me doesn't even realise he's from my nation

    • @josiahws5
      @josiahws5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's the joke

    • @Mike-cj8yu
      @Mike-cj8yu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uchigoa Nightingale r/wooosh

    • @Sacaed13
      @Sacaed13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He says "Emkay's best Australian narrator"... because he is the only Australian narrator working for Emkay.

    • @zavus540
      @zavus540 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nathaniel Capitano well r/ihavereddit works for you too.

  • @MrMuel1205
    @MrMuel1205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    2:03 I’d be outta that shambles of a relationship so fast at that point.

    • @beezertwelvewashingbeard8703
      @beezertwelvewashingbeard8703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's why women want their men in prison, so they always know where he is.

    • @EchoDroll
      @EchoDroll 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      1:23 it's me and I was joking but it got cropped

    • @EchoDroll
      @EchoDroll 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Dallasyes 😬 but right under where some thought I was being serious and commented "you need help" I said "I'm just joking you are subscribed to PewDiePie and grandayy how could you tell I was not joking" and that part was cropped

    • @EchoDroll
      @EchoDroll 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Dallas funny enough. it was an r/whoosh vid I'll try find it

    • @TheLovelyAviZone
      @TheLovelyAviZone 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t want to be in a relationship wheres this little of trust.

  • @jackivan7632
    @jackivan7632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    9:17 can i just point out that the guy saying that earth being flat is a lie, is the one downvoted...

    • @marioman3143
      @marioman3143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh so flat earth is true

    • @caniplayzz
      @caniplayzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jack Hyper funny thing is i made that post

    • @hattmannen5122
      @hattmannen5122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think it's pretty clear that the guy saying books of science was joking

    • @caniplayzz
      @caniplayzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No he wasnt joking

    • @SteveOnlin
      @SteveOnlin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@caniplayzz There were 3 different people in the post, 2 Of them painted blue, The second guy has [Has no idea what's going on] next to his name, one of them is probably joking

  • @emeraldqueen1994
    @emeraldqueen1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    10:37 ever heard of adoption? She could be a mom and a virgin if she ADOPTED her kids...

    • @EchoDroll
      @EchoDroll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      1:24 it's me but I was joking but it got cropped help

    • @obamnaprismus
      @obamnaprismus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@EchoDroll now I see the true star of the joke

    • @EchoDroll
      @EchoDroll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@obamnaprismus Words Of Wisdom

    • @nyph933
      @nyph933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ain't really your children if you adopt them, but ok.

    • @hibam.rizwan659
      @hibam.rizwan659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Nyph um woah ok not really they may not biologically be your child but legally they are your child and you could still develop really strong emotional bonds with them

  • @starforce531
    @starforce531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    Did you just imply that you think spaghetti is a French dish.

    • @xstant1
      @xstant1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Close enough.

    • @EchoDroll
      @EchoDroll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      1:23 IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE BUT IT GOT CROPPED

    • @SatterfieldBS
      @SatterfieldBS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wanna like but I also don’t wanna

    • @Jivvi
      @Jivvi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You toucha my spaghett?

    • @starforce531
      @starforce531 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xstant1 not really

  • @incendiious
    @incendiious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Slazo really has to do r/Tinder again, I miss his "I wish that was me"

    • @justinsimpson1139
      @justinsimpson1139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you!

    • @xsporgie8248
      @xsporgie8248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same

    • @mitchwilliamson5552
      @mitchwilliamson5552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can guarantee he will never do that again.

    • @incendiious
      @incendiious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mitchwilliamson5552 why so

    • @mitchwilliamson5552
      @mitchwilliamson5552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@incendiious because of that whole sexual assault debacle that fucked him up for a year. He's not going to be foing anything that people could misconstrue as sexual harassment, despite the fact that he was innocent.

  • @jo_nm9484
    @jo_nm9484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Before you woosh me I literally just found out that the way the picture is split makes it look like a crosshair on his head

  • @Ragehunger
    @Ragehunger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "I dreamt about my boyfriend cheating on me, because that's what I really think all men do - so now I wanna hurt his feeling despite him being kind to me, because I'm a terrible human being with double standards who can't grasp the difference between a dream and reality."
    - NiceGirls™

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That post made me so mad, because most of the people saying “men are trash” are like this.

  • @Mj416-
    @Mj416- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Michael: I am the greatest Australian narrator
    GioFilms: *glares profusely*

    • @JustElleYapping
      @JustElleYapping 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My legit reaction to that sentence was "nope, giofilms is"

    • @actionjackson3522
      @actionjackson3522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@JustElleYapping Plot Twist: GioFilms and Slazo are the exact same person but with a voice filter.

    • @SevenQs
      @SevenQs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Is giofilms on emkay? He said emkay’s best Australian narrator but I’m new here

    • @w1nterdays
      @w1nterdays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Qqqqqqq no giofilms has his own channel. you should check him out

    • @fattygonzolas
      @fattygonzolas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mj416 giofilms sucks

  • @awpa8976
    @awpa8976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    1:28 the only reason he got those answers that I can think of is that he thought that 0×0 is 0^0 and he accidentally keyed in 20×3.8 instead of 30×3.8 in his calculator or something. Dude just got wasted or something

    • @EchoDroll
      @EchoDroll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No no 😂😂 it was a joke and underneath I said I was joking but it got cropped and uploaded on reddit I think the Emkay found it from thier. The funny thing Is i commented that on a r/whoosh video on TH-cam

    • @logan9093
      @logan9093 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      0^0 is not equal to 1

    • @EchoDroll
      @EchoDroll 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@logan9093 yes it is 0x0 isn't but 0^0 is use your phones calculator

    • @fBOMBB
      @fBOMBB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EchoDroll 0⁰ is debetable. While it's technically 1, many people say that 0⁰ has no "answer"

    • @EchoDroll
      @EchoDroll 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fBOMBB my comment was a joke but
      0x0 = 0
      0^0= 1

  • @mgunter
    @mgunter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    10:30, He could just adopt. r/technicallythetruth

  • @UMIF001
    @UMIF001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    John "Fail" Kennedy
    Lmao nice one

    • @SearcherRyan
      @SearcherRyan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      John "F" kennedy

    • @darn9717
      @darn9717 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      SCP 049 yeah

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hehehe
      Eheheh
      Yeah,

    • @EchoDroll
      @EchoDroll 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      1:23

  • @ma5k_
    @ma5k_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    10:58 less borscht more spaghetti, yep, that’s Paris alright, known for its Italian food.

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    1:28 *Yeah, this is big brain time*

    • @hellraider7647
      @hellraider7647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your pfp scared me

    • @tpgmflint
      @tpgmflint 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey why would I find you here?

    • @thisisafakename2047
      @thisisafakename2047 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tpgmflint Because this has memes

    • @darlingdesired
      @darlingdesired 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thisisafakename2047 lier. There's no content

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @hippach
    @hippach 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    10:57 of course, Paris has always been famous for their spaghetti

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Of course.

    • @kadcoat
      @kadcoat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      EmKay lady and the tramp

    • @EchoDroll
      @EchoDroll 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      1:24 me be like r/doublefacepalm

  • @L3onking
    @L3onking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hearing Slazo's voice again is like finding your favourite sweater you lost and thought you'd never see again. I don't think I'll stop smiling for a while.

  • @tar4825
    @tar4825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    3:34 G0Z is pronounced like the medical tape, gauze. He used to be a ‘Roblox Myth’ nut is actually a real thing. He used to play with Flamingo. His friends were Soozy Q, Caroline, and others. One day Flamingo just kinda stopped playing his weird and creepy games like ‘The Circus In The Sky!’. Now, G0Z is a TH-camr and shows signs of missing Albert, but never actually says it by wearing his in game merch and playing his games. G0Z was presumed to be a murderer.
    7:53 Ah, yes, my favorite anime, Hero Acko.

  • @SienAppelsien
    @SienAppelsien 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Its great to have Slazo back, the holy trinity of emkay is finally complete

  • @swegsparky5935
    @swegsparky5935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Me when I’m early to an Emkay video: Impossible

    • @AHHHHHHHSHHSHS
      @AHHHHHHHSHHSHS 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sweg Sparky H

    • @kuramazov
      @kuramazov 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I liked so i can ruin the 69

    • @userhasdied2704
      @userhasdied2704 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i didn't even realise that i was early too wth

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    7:06
    These types of people deserve to trip on a banana peel

  • @Zero-_-Two
    @Zero-_-Two 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    7:30 My teen romantic comedy snafu!!! Plus Season 3 almost here who else is ready!!!!

    • @Roku-rin
      @Roku-rin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me

    • @jonvezey882
      @jonvezey882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The only anime I watch

  • @44WarmocK77
    @44WarmocK77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:22 Hey, it's historically accurate and right on point. ^^

  • @ethanmoon3925
    @ethanmoon3925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Australia be 20 years ahead man, he keeps saying "960 years left until the year 3000"
    I knew he was in a different time zone but this is ridiculous!

  • @Cyytrx
    @Cyytrx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Wait how many people run this Chanel.
    Names that I've heard in this channel: Damien, Zach, and now Michael
    edit: also Jack, Robin, and Lexy

    • @caroa8
      @caroa8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's it

    • @tofferooni4972
      @tofferooni4972 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Slazo?

    • @avo143
      @avo143 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      John & Toffee slazo is Michael

    • @tofferooni4972
      @tofferooni4972 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@avo143 Oh ok

    • @TwiliPaladin
      @TwiliPaladin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've heard of Damien, Michael, Zach, and Robin. Not sure beyond that.

  • @nutshot_brawler8466
    @nutshot_brawler8466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Missed opportunity, should’ve made the title “John “Facepalm” Kennedy”

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That would have been WAY too obvious. This one is very clever, very NUANCED... it may take you days of critical analysis to discern its true punchline.

  • @MasesShorts
    @MasesShorts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That was me !! We were on American Express flights !

    • @grunt-1268
      @grunt-1268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The man himself

    • @_bee7627
      @_bee7627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @MasesShorts
      @MasesShorts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Grunt -12 lolllll

    • @MasesShorts
      @MasesShorts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Harry Potter and the panic! in Motionless aaaaaaaa

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ... Did EmKay not realize that American Express is not an airline?

  • @becauseicould336
    @becauseicould336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    10:30 she was probably thinking about adoption

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or maybe she thought a virgin is someone who only has sex with their spouse.

  • @cerjmedia
    @cerjmedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Did you facepalm?"
    Yeah, I facepalmed at you not knowing there are 10 years in a decade

  • @legobatman2440
    @legobatman2440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    When you're so early you can't see any comments: I have won but *at what cost*

    • @loy5800
      @loy5800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SpeeeeedowaGON

  • @Tigermink03
    @Tigermink03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the best episode. It's one of the best episodes. It's one of the greatest. Nobody makes episodes better than me.

  • @bluerabbit4010
    @bluerabbit4010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:32, Well this can be possible if they adopt. Though it won't be their blood children, it's still their kids now legally

  • @dogecorporation3155
    @dogecorporation3155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *wedding happens*
    Everybody: Congrats
    That one kid:
    Selfie in a wedding🤣

  • @finsterslight9068
    @finsterslight9068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    7:02 r/technicallythetruth

  • @Zlurm
    @Zlurm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    slazo's voice sounds like a brand

  • @SpineCones
    @SpineCones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you Michael. Very cool

  • @iamthemeguyhere
    @iamthemeguyhere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly, the spoon on the head text went the complete opposite of what I was expecting

  • @jos8kez
    @jos8kez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The way he pronounced GOZ, I can't-

  • @jck99
    @jck99 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The only things getting me through the quarantine, all these r/ readings 😂

  • @jacksonpatrick8175
    @jacksonpatrick8175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    0:50
    Once again I am asking for your financial support

    • @EchoDroll
      @EchoDroll 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol 1:23 me be like

    • @EchoDroll
      @EchoDroll 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was joking I want everyone to know

    • @jacksonpatrick8175
      @jacksonpatrick8175 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The crusade knows no bounds

  • @raulrosas5068
    @raulrosas5068 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    EmKay: laugh his ass off
    his subscribers: laughs along with him

  • @DarkValorWolf
    @DarkValorWolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    11:10 how he gonna make the same mistake TWICE bruh...

  • @Emiljo.o
    @Emiljo.o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact that koneko kitten is in this video for a few seconds wade me smile lol

  • @yamigekusu
    @yamigekusu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    11:55 GameStop did that with me a few times. One time I definitely remember, is that I bought a BRAND NEW copy of GTA V for PS4 for $12, and the 'pre owned' copy was like $16... So yeah

    • @develynseether4426
      @develynseether4426 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Steam did worse with me, I tried buying Dragon Age: Origins a few years back during a sale and it had 125% off.

  • @memegod6750
    @memegod6750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "a Queensland man is in hospital with a head injury after reportedly hitting a bullet with a hammer early this morning" Florida man, polish man, and Alabama man: welcome to the club, where you from?

    • @jakelowang4132
      @jakelowang4132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I saw an article today a 65 years old men build a rocket, to prove the earth is flat the rocket crash and he died.

  • @shubhakarreddy2113
    @shubhakarreddy2113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    10:30 they may be adopted

  • @damienburroughs2119
    @damienburroughs2119 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    slazo: did you wince? did you cringe? did you facepalm?
    me: (has been banging head against desk for the last 12 minuets)

  • @idioticweeabo8156
    @idioticweeabo8156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *sees Izuku Midoriya*
    ...
    *GO BEYOND*

  • @midnightglisten4172
    @midnightglisten4172 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think the quality of that memorial is mind blowing.

  • @grim2778
    @grim2778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    1:35
    - Yo man what pill did you take?
    ° I took a new pill that accelerates my brain
    - So you're smarter?
    ° I AM STUPID *FASTER*
    *I'm doing 500 calculations per second and they're all wrong!*

    • @ngchloe9314
      @ngchloe9314 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      IM STUPID *FASTER*

    • @grim2778
      @grim2778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ngchloe9314
      Thanks for the missing piece my man

    • @EchoDroll
      @EchoDroll 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Merhaba ban turk.. it was a joke, it got cropped 😂😂 so looked like was being serious. i commented it on a r/whoosh vid funny enough (btw I'm actually Turkish)

    • @grim2778
      @grim2778 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EchoDroll
      Wait. You commented the same joke? Sorry if I knew it I wouldn't have commented 🙃

    • @EchoDroll
      @EchoDroll 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@grim2778 I didn't comment same the joke but I did make a joke

  • @kylebear8101
    @kylebear8101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh shoot!! I didn’t know you were doing these again, Michael! I missed you my dude!! Your voice makes me smile in these trying times. Thank you, mr. slazo!!

  • @cactus1748
    @cactus1748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:58 Why am I seeing Bill Cipher everywhere I go

    • @grain2247
      @grain2247 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when, oh I know we'll meet again some sunny day

    • @_bee7627
      @_bee7627 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      BILLLLL AHH

    • @grain2247
      @grain2247 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_bee7627 lmao

  • @woodgatejack
    @woodgatejack 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've heard the laundry thing.
    It was New Years Day, 2012 and I, being as am old and have no life, was doing my laundry.
    My mum called me to wish my a Happy New Year and asked me what I was up to "Oh, just a bit of cleaning and catching up with my laundry" I replied.
    "What?" she exclaimed "You _know_ you're supposed to do that!"
    You'd think I just told her that I was going to have a bath and put my toaster in to keep me warm.
    "Since when has that been a thing?" I asked her (I was 38 at the time and it was a new one on me)
    "Since forever! 'Wash someone in, wash someone out!'"
    By which she meant that by doing my laundry I had both caused a family member to become pregnant and doomed another to die.
    The thing was, at the time my grandma, her mother, was 86 years old and battling cancer, so obviously she was worried about her.
    In 2013 my Grandma finally passed away and about a year later my niece became a mother. Much as I love my mum, who is normally a rational, intelligent person, I could easily see her never forgiving me if these two events happened in 2012.

  • @thedoctorss69
    @thedoctorss69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Emkays best Australian narrator
    Me: you sir in Australia’s eyes are the greatest (apart from Damien)

    • @actionjackson3522
      @actionjackson3522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      American here, can confirm he is Emkay's best narrator south of the equator.

  • @ringa1770
    @ringa1770 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is more enjoyable than listening to the other narrator laugh for 15 minutes straight.

  • @squidipus926
    @squidipus926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yes! Slazo is back! Bloody legend

  • @Sollace
    @Sollace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:06 Video: "98 more decades"
    @Emkay: "96 more decades"
    video: "there's 980 years 'till the year 3000"
    @Emkay: "there's 960 years 'till the year 3000"
    11:32 @Emkay: "Ooooh... I'M THE DUMB ONE!???!"

  • @tenishiatanyani121
    @tenishiatanyani121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Me: talking about me being a kits uni-
    emkay: video
    Me: CLICK
    slazo: drooooonnnnneeee
    Me: hits back.

  • @0Onyx13
    @0Onyx13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The laundry one seems something from Italy. They have the weirdest rule, once an Italian lady who lived in Zurich scolded my mom for doing laundry on a Sunday cause "it's the Lord's day, how dare you, you pig" sure, not like it's convenient because you're not fucking working, no no no, it's the Lord's day so you're supposed to do absolutely nothing in his honour. Fuck chores amirite. 🙄

    • @ValerieRaya
      @ValerieRaya 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Germany, too. My mother, aunt, and grandparents were not allowed to do anything that was work or fun on Sundays because my great-grandma would flip her shit. Writing a letter? No. Sewing? No. Studying for the test on Monday or your exams? No. Meeting friends on your day off? No. Not on Sunday. I don't think they missed that about her...

  • @EchoDroll
    @EchoDroll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    1:30 😂😂😂 OMFG IT WAS A JOKE BUT I GOT CROPPED I SAID I WAS JOKING BUT IT WAS UPLOADED ON REDDIT CROPPED And I Think He found it From Thier☠️☠️☠️ ... Edit: emkay has pretty much hearted every single comment apart from this one maybe he hasn't seen it? 😬

    • @azyo8803
      @azyo8803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EchoDrollYT you have a fortnite profile and people who don't play it hate it, so they think ur 7

    • @DouglasWann
      @DouglasWann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      EchoDrollYT No, you can see the like and dislike button which would always be below all the text. Also, I agree with the guy above ☝🏻

    • @EchoDroll
      @EchoDroll 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I said I was joking and wrote that underneath after a guy fell into "my trap" and said I'm stupid and need help then I said "r/whoosh" cba to waste time on you ur actually dumb wish you could of seen the original comments

    • @EchoDroll
      @EchoDroll 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@azyo8803 true but I'm 15 and my profile picture and name doesn't really look like a 7yr old made it

    • @YogoBites
      @YogoBites 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I came across that post in the wild and it sucks that they fucking cropped it out

  • @fluffacep
    @fluffacep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:59
    Penguins are only in Antarctica, and some other places.
    They are not in the north pole, they are not in Alaska.
    (But we do get a few fairy penguins in Australia)
    Where the penguins are depends on what type of penguin they are...

  • @chris1_175
    @chris1_175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    yep

  • @TheGamingAKM
    @TheGamingAKM 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Earlyness is key the key to enjoying an emkay video

  • @taffymatt1366
    @taffymatt1366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:07 Anime section: no anime

  • @CommonCanc
    @CommonCanc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:08 that being called a grapefruit costume could have easily made its way to cursed comments

  • @ningen5805
    @ningen5805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    No one
    Not a single f in soul
    Emkay: PUTS AN ASSASSINATION AS THUMBNAIL

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    (8:50) When the countries of the world skipped from the Julian to the Gregorian calendar, they had to skip 10 or more days, depending on which century they did it in. Currently the Gregorian is 13 days ahead, and increases by 1 day every 100th year (except every 400th year), so for the years 2600-2699, the Gregorian will be 18 days ahead of the Julian. So if a country would change calendar from the Julian to the Gregorian on the 14 December 2602, then Friday 13 December 2602 will be followed by Saturday 1 January 2603.

  • @zemorph42
    @zemorph42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The past tense of "cut" is, wait for it;"cut!" Maybe I should get certified to teach English; it would seem that a lot of people need remedial classes.

    • @BrigetAstila
      @BrigetAstila 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice joke

    • @sanjivinsmoke9154
      @sanjivinsmoke9154 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      As if past tents was correct

    • @zemorph42
      @zemorph42 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sanjivinsmoke9154 You did that on purpose!

  • @ForbiddenFate
    @ForbiddenFate 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    " the word cutted is past tents "
    *I give up on humanity*

  • @freidamwa4489
    @freidamwa4489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I’ve been alive for a decade yay 100 years

  • @onetoothpig
    @onetoothpig 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Some guy on Twitter: America is the oldest country.
    Egypt and China: Am I a joke to you?

  • @melpomenethemuse
    @melpomenethemuse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dry humour. My favorite part about you.

  • @PunmasterSTP
    @PunmasterSTP 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I bet whoever designed that memorial got caught in the crosshairs of an epic scolding.

  • @jakubbercik6965
    @jakubbercik6965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    For anyone asking, the anime at 7:31 is "My Teen Romantic Comedy".

    • @sanjivinsmoke9154
      @sanjivinsmoke9154 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where's season 3 though

    • @MrVodka-wb1tw
      @MrVodka-wb1tw 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sanjivinsmoke9154 April 9th of this year!

    • @sanjivinsmoke9154
      @sanjivinsmoke9154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrVodka-wb1tw I was making a joke but that makes me happy for real. I didn't know it actually had a 3rd season. Only thing I need now is another nisekoi season.

    • @jakubbercik6965
      @jakubbercik6965 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sanjivinsmoke9154 yes, definitely need another. I miss that show soo much!

  • @justafan5437
    @justafan5437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The mosquitoes are harmless is so stupid cause I literally break out in rashes and it’s can kill

  • @aslanhoskin1592
    @aslanhoskin1592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just putting this out there: loads of Italians are dark af...

    • @pgtmr2713
      @pgtmr2713 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ... night?

    • @aslanhoskin1592
      @aslanhoskin1592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pgtmr2713 I edited it. Have you seen Sicilians? They look Mexican.

    • @pgtmr2713
      @pgtmr2713 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know what you meant it was funny

    • @Kuroeks
      @Kuroeks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aslanhoskin1592 italian here, I confirm what you said

  • @wenegadewaider3771
    @wenegadewaider3771 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take”
    Lee Harvey Oswald, 1963

  • @shadow_ball2611
    @shadow_ball2611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "john fail kennedy" how DARE you put my name in the title

  • @froxu8924
    @froxu8924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yesss finnaly an Australian narrator! I love Australian accent! (=

  • @ServantOfSatania
    @ServantOfSatania 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:38 r/madlads

  • @pgtmr2713
    @pgtmr2713 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That chocolate bath one just got better exponentially as it went on.

  • @phoenixsupportsyou8109
    @phoenixsupportsyou8109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:33
    **Myth Hunter/Albert Fan/ G0z Fan happy noises**

  • @nadamustafa8734
    @nadamustafa8734 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ay Slazo, you’re doing awesome! Keep up the great work :D

  • @ethanf507
    @ethanf507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “John fail Kennedy”
    John fail Kennedy is my dad

  • @lemonberry6526
    @lemonberry6526 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:16 for my family we aren’t supposed to wash the dishes or do the laundry on New Years because it washes the luck away. But I’ve never heard of somebody dying because somebody washed clothes on New Year’s Day.

  • @shitpostman290
    @shitpostman290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Last time I was this early Kennedy was still alive

  • @mickgorro
    @mickgorro 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:28: In Italy we say " the first day of the year, the whole year", but it's more of a joke. It would be nice to have a huge lunch/dinner with zampone, cotechino, and lots of heavy food though... probably wouldn't last long that way :).

  • @Trash-bd1cb
    @Trash-bd1cb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    John F(to pay respect) Kennedy

  • @DudettRin101
    @DudettRin101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Laundry superstition sucks. All my local laundromats shut down on new year's day and I left work early that day specifically to get laundry done before their usual close times

  • @genrokuthefirst
    @genrokuthefirst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don't get the "theres 8 decades until the year 3000"
    thingy, like 980 + 2020 = 3000???

    • @AwesomeYena
      @AwesomeYena 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Decade = 10 years
      ( Don't even think about it. No y, d, e, a, or r/wooooshes!)

    • @genrokuthefirst
      @genrokuthefirst 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AwesomeYena yeah Decade is 10 years? and this video is r/facepalm

    • @highpineapple
      @highpineapple 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@genrokuthefirst ..... Are you being serious right now?

    • @genrokuthefirst
      @genrokuthefirst 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@highpineapple yes i dont understand the "joke" or whatever its supposed to be

  • @krinchkronch
    @krinchkronch 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You’re back on EmKay!!

  • @unidentified2625
    @unidentified2625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The discord rick roll is me cause I didn’t know how discord work and I embarrassed myself-

    • @Gremlor
      @Gremlor 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok lies

    • @not2be4gotten02
      @not2be4gotten02 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Use spoilers around the link so it doesn't show a preview

    • @unidentified2625
      @unidentified2625 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gremlor I ain’t lying it’s true ;-;

  • @grim_grimace3541
    @grim_grimace3541 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:57 It made me so happy when slazo knew who deku was

  • @user-ex3ww6sk2t
    @user-ex3ww6sk2t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I need Damien back

  • @Ssj_tainaka
    @Ssj_tainaka 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:35 this makes me think of an episode of Friday night dinner where Martin dreams he’s taking a bath with a celebrity or something and Jackie won’t talk to him

  • @agentorange9867
    @agentorange9867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Still waiting for Damien.

  • @charliegarvin517
    @charliegarvin517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    if you listen closely you can hear the screams of damien and zach echoing from slazos basement

  • @taskc7626
    @taskc7626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hmm I swear I saw that thumbnail on another channel HMMMMMMMMMMM

  • @DiamondYoshi101
    @DiamondYoshi101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This gives me hope in knowing I will never be the dumbest person on this planet.