The CGI in this film was used so subtly and beautifully. The station crashing into the rings was stunning, with different sized rocks, and everything important (the alien, egg, etc) was done practically.
Fun fact the hybrid at the end is basketball 7'2 prospect Robert Bobroczkyi, who wasn't athletic enough to get drafted in the NBA but found another calling, acting.
Yeah I was surprised when I found that out when the movie came out I literally walked out the movies saying dang well he found another use for his height ik that jawn was extra ugly😂Jk jk w for him tho his resume adding up nice!
I know who you are talking about and when I was watching the movie I was thinking of that alien’s body frame/head/neck looks exactly like the 8 foot basketball player lol
They should make a movie from Xeno's POV. IT would be nice to see their daily lives, going around, spending time with family, riping and tearing every living thing in sight
The real lives of Xenomorphs: New Jersey would be amazing. Driving their car to pick up there kids from soccer practice and getting their hair done in salons. "You knows what I tells him Janice? I tells him Tony I love ya but you gotta spend more time with the kids, little Tommy misses his father,its such a shame, but Tony would rather be up in space eating humans its such a shame I tells ya, ugh!"
@@enadegheeghaghe6369 I’d say abomination is equally appropriate too since the hybrid/offspring is the byproduct of incest. Bjorn and Kay being cousins and all.
I can't help but point out how TERRIBLE the abandon ship protocol is on these giant, floating barges. Have you ever seen a shipping crew dump off a giant shipping boat? If it takes more than three minutes to get everyone off, they fail the drill and have to do it again. This nonsense of having to get to the FURTHEST PART POSSIBLE on the ship in order to reach the pods is bananas XD
Nah that hybrid looks like a fucking skin walker if I see that shit you ain’t seeing me anymore because I’m dashing as fast as I can to the fucking escape pods 😂
I am watching this while waiting for my quesadilla. I envy no man. Edit: I am now watching this while eating a quesadilla. Edit 2: i have finished my quesadilla and this video. Thats a 3 part narrative: beginning, middle and end. Thank you and have a damn good day.
No wonder that hybrid came out looking extra weird! Two cousins sleeping together is gonna mess up a baby’s DNA then you wanna add alien DNA as well!???💀🤣🤣
You peeled my forehead back with “sketchy ass ship” it was kind of a lemon 😭😭though i really appreciated that the style of technology was similar to the Nostromo in the first Alien
For everyone that says that this was impossible to beat..., you're dead wrong. This wasn't a simple case of everything going wrong, this was everything going wrong in extremely specific ways that would force the situations that we saw to happen in the exact way that they did. Andy malfunctioning isn't the issue, but the way he malfunctioned that required him to be rebooted is the problem. We can't have Andy be functional enough to retrieve the cryogenic pods and fuel by himself. The same issue is present throughout, Navarro kicking the controls as she died, or even her being put in cryo before it hatching, which would have made more sense than Kay injecting herself with an unknown substance. There was no randomness to anything that happened, it was too obviously plot mandated.
So did you all notice that when Andy shot the xeno in the elevator scene, that acid blood didnt eat through the metal and re expose the decompression situation.
@yup. Confirmed by the actors and it makes sense in the scene after the xeno cocoons itself . He and heard have a weird embrace and it made me go .. “are they ? Naaah they can’t be hooking up”
I don't understand how he even has an accent logically speaking. It's a small colony and no one else has an accent, not even his cousins or adopted sibling
@@jesseswaggdbz Bro you'd still have to hit a surgeon that knows what their doing so they can remove the chestburster in a proper way, like full on alien resurrection style. And since the station was crashing into the rings, no way they had tech that could perform that on the new planet.
@@HowToBeatYT yeah but hard the dead space enemies are more flesh and insectoid and we’ve been shown time and time again that Hollywood has a hard time doing either right not to mention the dead space formula is so perfect because of how everything ties together if even one variable is changed or over looked in the script writing nothing will make sense
The thing i didnt understand about this movie is how there were so many xenos when they come from face huggers implementating on humans. Only one was successful so how did we get an entire horde? Great movie overall just doesnt make sense on some parts.
@LadyofShallot21 if that were the case, the xenos would've been shown way beforehand though. Rook even stated that it was the singular xeno that wiped the entire station.
@@xthewhitewolf110x9 I think that was as in the single xeno was the catalyst of the downfall of the whole station. I’m assuming xenos didn’t appear earlier was because the hive thing was basically on the other side of the station from where they initially boarded, so more appeared as they moved through the station. Also I’m assuming they’re were maybe hibernating or something to save energy considering the lack of food and all the explosions on the station woke them up
@@xthewhitewolf110x9 Looked more that the original Xeno broke out of containment (it should've been awhile for the researchers to research enough to produce all those facehuggers and reverse-engineer the black fluid), so it probably just fubared the situation, and while wiping the station it also released facehuggers that got the survivors and produced that Xeno horde.
God. The movie was good, pol like you always say the same shit about the new movies, prometheus being an example of this. Covenant really was trash ao i cannot argue about that, but this one has the vibes of the first two alien movies.
1) Retrieve the pod, and ensure the ship is docked before proceeding for searching cryo fuel. 2) Have Navaro stand by on ship, before explore any further in the station. Pilot is an tportant asset to keep the crew alive. 3) Tyler should explore the chamber further before it is safe to retrieve the fuel tank. At best, he should try to find a new or spare tank lying around; his portable sensor should do the job of finding one. 36 hours is plenty of time to search around. 4) Access the computer log to understand the situation better. They should have gone off safely without awakening Xenos from the bottom of the station.
6:00 see I thought Bjourn was the father too but my friends were fighting me constantly saying she got knocked up by a rando and that Bjourn is dating Navarro lol now im back to being confused
@@sethstile1201bro I eat them for dinner cuz how easy they was when I 1v30 and 29 of them was a minion and 1 was their queen and was pretty easy of me whooping every ass left and right:)😈😈😈😈😈 so easy light work
Just get pregnant from a face hugger and you will be fine until the chest burster is grown up. Also they usually don't attack androids. So a suit, that is fully sealed and makes you look like an machine to them, could help 🤷♂️
I would really like to see a video regarding how to beat the xenomorphs in Alien: Isolation. You did this with Dead Space so I think it would be a great idea to make something about Alien: Isolation. It fits very well for the channel IMO.
The fact that nobody here actually finished the video and are already commenting Anyways! Three minutes early:D Edit: I will come back when the video is over
32:38 but the thing is, xenomorphs can survive in space as normal, so sending it out into space will have zero effect. The baby will just grow and climb back into the ship 😂
The way he assures us that “36 hours is not a lot of time” with deep eye contact like we can’t count to a minute let alone understand a period of time longer than a day 🤤🤤🤤
I really really really like the Alien franchise. ❤❤🎉🎉😊😊 I saw this one in the theater opening weekend. Ive seen Alien and Aliens the most. Over 100 times. No joke. Ha ha. Have a damn good day.
Nah bro everything would have been solved if they all left Navaro when she got facehugged. They had enough time to get to the ship, the fuel, the cryopods and enough time to fly away. They had a more advanced Andy that hadn't had his objective changed yet at that point. They all could have made it except for Navaro but it was plot mandated selflessness and emotions 🤷♀️
Why has no one in the entire alien franchise thought that if their blood is highly acidic. Wouldn’t you just need to have a basic solution like bleach or soap to harm them? Like just understand chemistry it’s not that hard lol.😅
And how are you supposed to get that bleach inside their system without getting killed? It’s not like you can just throw bleach on it and expect it to magically mix with its blood through its skin.
Ok heres what you do to survive 1. Get a bunch of nukes and load them on your ship 2. Launch every damn nuke on your ship and dont stop until wven the scrap is gone
A wee suggestion that can be done do crime shows like SWAT or NCIS and do like idk what can be done different to catch the killers or something like that
The Andy actor was THE best actor out of the entire cast hands down!
true
That's a low bar tbh
@deathmachineyt3254 Tbh no it's not.
ikr
that look he gives at 13:20 send me chills
@@apocratos0174 those black people are scary when locked in I like it
The CGI in this film was used so subtly and beautifully. The station crashing into the rings was stunning, with different sized rocks, and everything important (the alien, egg, etc) was done practically.
That's cool😎
Fun fact the hybrid at the end is basketball 7'2 prospect Robert Bobroczkyi, who wasn't athletic enough to get drafted in the NBA but found another calling, acting.
Yeah I was surprised when I found that out when the movie came out I literally walked out the movies saying dang well he found another use for his height ik that jawn was extra ugly😂Jk jk w for him tho his resume adding up nice!
I thinks hes even taller, last time when I saw on they had him listed at 7'7, which is crazy to imagine.
I know who you are talking about and when I was watching the movie I was thinking of that alien’s body frame/head/neck looks exactly like the 8 foot basketball player lol
@@jager8168yeah he’s 7’7
My freind watches horror movies all the time and the offspring scene was so good I think he had nightmares of that thing
They should make a movie from Xeno's POV. IT would be nice to see their daily lives, going around, spending time with family, riping and tearing every living thing in sight
There's a manhwa that does this,but sadly we'll never see a movie of it
I saw that I got so invested, then I got pissed because it seems to be cancelled. 😭
But ain't there a game of it, where it also collaborated with preditor
The real lives of Xenomorphs: New Jersey would be amazing. Driving their car to pick up there kids from soccer practice and getting their hair done in salons. "You knows what I tells him Janice? I tells him Tony I love ya but you gotta spend more time with the kids, little Tommy misses his father,its such a shame, but Tony would rather be up in space eating humans its such a shame I tells ya, ugh!"
@@DubmoOfficialI read that after smoking. Thank you 😂
I’ve been waiting for this one. That hybrid at the end blew everyone’s minds in my theatre. One woman screamed “FUCK NO.” It was fantastic 😂
Honest reaction fr
100% reinforced me never wanting kids
@@rippl3r0 Trust me that's a bad idea.
Ya I saw it smiling, me, fuck that shit I’m out
Really? I thought it was goofy as shit like in alien:resurrection
The hybrid was genuinely horrifying
yeah, that had me like "bro, wtf is that monstrosity💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀"
@@JakeFabachermonstrosity is exactly the right word. Abomination is a close second
You read my mind
@@enadegheeghaghe6369
I’d say abomination is equally appropriate too since the hybrid/offspring is the byproduct of incest. Bjorn and Kay being cousins and all.
@@DarrenMoore-le6pg dude wut
Yeah, you ain’t beating this lil bro💀
He can
Yeah 💀
😂😂😂😂
Nah he’s cooked 🔥🔥🔥
😂
I can't help but point out how TERRIBLE the abandon ship protocol is on these giant, floating barges. Have you ever seen a shipping crew dump off a giant shipping boat? If it takes more than three minutes to get everyone off, they fail the drill and have to do it again. This nonsense of having to get to the FURTHEST PART POSSIBLE on the ship in order to reach the pods is bananas XD
The xenomorph that Andy killed is navarro's son. You can tell because it has a scorch mark on its face from when bjorn attacked it
this is honestly my favorite modern alien movie
as someone who has little time to watch movies nowadays because of works, I really enjoy your videos, keep it up bro!
All of this would've been avoided by listening, Andy. On more than one occasion, lives would've been saved.
Exactly and rain made the biggest mistake by taking out the upgrade chip😡
Have u never loved anyone in ur life? Have u?
12:40 I would like to point out that Navarro not 5 minutes ago found a X-ray gun. Why didn't they just X-ray her chest to see if she was infected?
true bro
The facehugger squirts the black goo tho so it might not have been visible in the x-ray yet
@@giagarexDude, it’s not about the black goo but the fact they didn’t even try to use the X-ray gun
They did do that in the actual film but it was too late once they found it
did anyone else know about the xray gun? it seemed like Navarro found it and just kept it in her bag without showing anyone
Andy saying, "Get away from her you...." I honestly liked that one. Lol
But the extra pause between makes it unique imo
It's a cheap memberberry
Honestly, I cringed. Why are modern writers so infatuated with nostalgic catchphrases?
Nah that hybrid looks like a fucking skin walker if I see that shit you ain’t seeing me anymore because I’m dashing as fast as I can to the fucking escape pods 😂
Don't have to run faster than the monster just have to run faster than your friend
THIS IS WHY WE WEAR FACE PROTECTION AT ALL TIMES WHEN EXPLORING ABANDONED SPACESHIPS!
The quickest way leaving Bjorn behind and listening to andy, F you Bjorn
Well said
I was just about to comment how i hated Bjorn so much he was sooo annoying 😤😄
Bjorn should've been the one to have a facehugger.
I am watching this while waiting for my quesadilla.
I envy no man.
Edit: I am now watching this while eating a quesadilla.
Edit 2: i have finished my quesadilla and this video.
Thats a 3 part narrative: beginning, middle and end.
Thank you and have a damn good day.
Life is good
@@Oh-mydaisiesquesadilla is good
God I wish I was you
Me: tips my fedora and leaves
@@12pakie Me "there goes a man for all seasons."
*Man for all seasons by Robbie Williams plays*
No wonder that hybrid came out looking extra weird! Two cousins sleeping together is gonna mess up a baby’s DNA then you wanna add alien DNA as well!???💀🤣🤣
You peeled my forehead back with “sketchy ass ship” it was kind of a lemon 😭😭though i really appreciated that the style of technology was similar to the Nostromo in the first Alien
For everyone that says that this was impossible to beat..., you're dead wrong.
This wasn't a simple case of everything going wrong, this was everything going wrong in extremely specific ways that would force the situations that we saw to happen in the exact way that they did.
Andy malfunctioning isn't the issue, but the way he malfunctioned that required him to be rebooted is the problem.
We can't have Andy be functional enough to retrieve the cryogenic pods and fuel by himself.
The same issue is present throughout, Navarro kicking the controls as she died, or even her being put in cryo before it hatching, which would have made more sense than Kay injecting herself with an unknown substance.
There was no randomness to anything that happened, it was too obviously plot mandated.
So did you all notice that when Andy shot the xeno in the elevator scene, that acid blood didnt eat through the metal and re expose the decompression situation.
Yep
They modified the ship walls because they knew what they were carrying?
Bjorn being the father of Kay's baby explains why that thing came out looking funky. Considering they cousins.
BROOOO I WAS SAYING I WAS THINKING THERE SIBLINGS
Wait what, we’ll now I got to watch this movie again
@yup. Confirmed by the actors and it makes sense in the scene after the xeno cocoons itself . He and heard have a weird embrace and it made me go .. “are they ? Naaah they can’t be hooking up”
nit wrong
I told my friend: inmediatelly I knew he was the father
wouldn't 24:53 be a cinema sin because how would the xenomorph know they have a weapon if they can't see?
True
Finally, someone realized this is a space station, not a spaceship!
You're telling me the face hugger smells fear, that's fucked up, how I'm I gonna survive this 17:54
You're not
its not like he smells human fear, the point is that when your scared your body temperature goes down
Axe body spray...
@@LejsekDevfear could also make it go up, but yea, it’s not actually sensing fear lmao.
Your heartbeat and blood pressure goes up, your breathing changes
WAITED FOR THIS VIDEO AS AN ALIEN FAN. I LOVE YOU
Everyone in this movies when about to die: panic then die
Me after watching all of how to beat videos: my time has come. then die
The crew died the minute they made contact with the abandoned ship.
We aint beating this one
There are so many times to beat this one. Their just stupid 😂
You aren't don't speak for me
Bjron’s accent is even more elusive than Xenomorph. I can’t be the only one that couldn’t understand most of his words in theater without CC.
I don't understand how he even has an accent logically speaking. It's a small colony and no one else has an accent, not even his cousins or adopted sibling
@@RandoSando.the male cousin definitely sounds British if some kind. The rest of them don’t though.
There's still a ton of face huggers on that ship. Can't wait to see them all unleashed onto the next planet they crash land on.
Some people can agree that logically none of what he said can help you defeat a literal space alien but if u do that’s you😂
The only person who can survive a horror movie
HAVE A DAMN GOOD DAY 😂
Rain, hicks, Ripley, that mount climbing chick. Etc are we a joke to YOU
I saw this movie in theaters, and had nightmares of the alien at the end for days. it was phenomenal however
I rather do that extra 5years of work after I saw what happened 😂
Yessirr, made the request a couple wks ago then wake up to it on Saturday morning!
And yeah once the facehugger is on you... you're 95% done with lol.
I mean the taser and freezing it would be thought of instantly might help
@@jesseswaggdbz Bro you'd still have to hit a surgeon that knows what their doing so they can remove the chestburster in a proper way, like full on alien resurrection style. And since the station was crashing into the rings, no way they had tech that could perform that on the new planet.
Why am I here?
It is less than a minute since it came out
I wish they would make a live action DeadSpace movie 🍿
oh that would be dope
@@HowToBeatYT yeah but hard the dead space enemies are more flesh and insectoid and we’ve been shown time and time again that Hollywood has a hard time doing either right not to mention the dead space formula is so perfect because of how everything ties together if even one variable is changed or over looked in the script writing nothing will make sense
Wish you guys can do one for the 2023 kdrama "Duty After School" in the future. High school kids vs an alien invasion, seems right down your alley!
Tall hosts bringing themselves to the big metal hive in the sky
Ive been waiting for how to beat to do this tysm
14:55 agreed, the entire group this time
This is guaranteed death 💀
Tyler is the liability. Always take out Tyler to survive.
The only way to beat this is to never mess with space and it's secret.
Shiquele O’Neil being bitten by a radio active spider 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The thing i didnt understand about this movie is how there were so many xenos when they come from face huggers implementating on humans. Only one was successful so how did we get an entire horde? Great movie overall just doesnt make sense on some parts.
The facehuggers got the scientists who were on the ship at the beginning. The ones who found the cocooned xeno.
@LadyofShallot21 if that were the case, the xenos would've been shown way beforehand though. Rook even stated that it was the singular xeno that wiped the entire station.
@@xthewhitewolf110x9 I think that was as in the single xeno was the catalyst of the downfall of the whole station. I’m assuming xenos didn’t appear earlier was because the hive thing was basically on the other side of the station from where they initially boarded, so more appeared as they moved through the station. Also I’m assuming they’re were maybe hibernating or something to save energy considering the lack of food and all the explosions on the station woke them up
@@somedude4041 it's possible. This movie had too many plot holes that weren't properly explained.
@@xthewhitewolf110x9 Looked more that the original Xeno broke out of containment (it should've been awhile for the researchers to research enough to produce all those facehuggers and reverse-engineer the black fluid), so it probably just fubared the situation, and while wiping the station it also released facehuggers that got the survivors and produced that Xeno horde.
Biggest insult to the alien franchise ever. All characters are hateable trash and the story itself is absolute bull.
I agree that most of the characters suck but raine and Andy are good, and the story is decent enough IMO
God. The movie was good, pol like you always say the same shit about the new movies, prometheus being an example of this. Covenant really was trash ao i cannot argue about that, but this one has the vibes of the first two alien movies.
Anyone else love when he roasts the characters in these videos?
No one’s beating this bro
You aren't
@@JC.AEP2Thats what no one means.
1) Retrieve the pod, and ensure the ship is docked before proceeding for searching cryo fuel.
2) Have Navaro stand by on ship, before explore any further in the station. Pilot is an tportant asset to keep the crew alive.
3) Tyler should explore the chamber further before it is safe to retrieve the fuel tank. At best, he should try to find a new or spare tank lying around; his portable sensor should do the job of finding one. 36 hours is plenty of time to search around.
4) Access the computer log to understand the situation better. They should have gone off safely without awakening Xenos from the bottom of the station.
6:00 see I thought Bjourn was the father too but my friends were fighting me constantly saying she got knocked up by a rando and that Bjourn is dating Navarro lol now im back to being confused
From what I gathered from previous review videos, Bjorn and the pregnant girl are cousins.
the filmmakers confirmed he's the father and they're cousins soooo
@@rine4194 😳
With so little ppl living in the colony i guess thats an option, but how r they cousins? They look nothing alike
@@GODjihyo99no wonder the hybrid looked like that.
So fun fact. Their making an Alien tv series. Pretty curious to see how it turns out
This movie was awesome!!!! People Nitpick way too much 💯💯
Tyler is her brother and Bjorn is their cousin. The director said it himself. I think
ahh what a nice way to start a damn good day looking at a movie where half life headcrabs and elites from halo terrorize stupid humans :3
HI DUDE!!! THREE MINUTES IS CRAZY!! I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!HAVE A DAMN GOOD DAY!
Honestly you should stick with Andy because he WILL do the job and save everyone
Dude! lol Your background looks like the store I used to work at lol Cheers man, great vid
Have a damn good day
21:50 bruh 😂😂
PLEASE DO HOW TO BEAT CORALINE PLSSSSS
i wouldn’t last an hour😭
I wouldn't last a minute 😢
@@sethstile1201bro I eat them for dinner cuz how easy they was when I 1v30 and 29 of them was a minion and 1 was their queen and was pretty easy of me whooping every ass left and right:)😈😈😈😈😈 so easy light work
I ain’t lasting a Second after Seeing an Xenomorph
@@brocktame2819sigma
Just get pregnant from a face hugger and you will be fine until the chest burster is grown up.
Also they usually don't attack androids. So a suit, that is fully sealed and makes you look like an machine to them, could help 🤷♂️
Since the hall they were in was at a lower temp, the parasites should have seen them as soon as they opened the door to the heated room.
I would really like to see a video regarding how to beat the xenomorphs in Alien: Isolation. You did this with Dead Space so I think it would be a great idea to make something about Alien: Isolation. It fits very well for the channel IMO.
The fact that nobody here actually finished the video and are already commenting
Anyways! Three minutes early:D
Edit: I will come back when the video is over
Seen the movie before the soulless dude made the video.
Have a damn good day
We ain’t surviving this one
Refreshingly great film, Mal should never have left East Ravka though ☝️
What I really liked about this film was that the reason they had to go to the station was reasonable and very clear
Given that Kay and Bjorn are cousins, them having a child is a big red flag if they're genetically related
32:38 but the thing is, xenomorphs can survive in space as normal, so sending it out into space will have zero effect. The baby will just grow and climb back into the ship 😂
I think the ship is moving sooo..
We ain't beating them tonight no wayyyyyyyyyy also i love ur content 💖💖💖💖❤️💕💕
Gotta watch this movie now. Anyways it's Saturday so have a damn great weekend.
Just finished watching this movie and I was very impressed!!
I LOVE YOUR VIDS!!!! Can you please do How to Beat “Don’t Move”?
Also, have a DAMN GOOD DAY!!!
I think you are underestimating the desperation to escape a dystopia and save your frieneds
In the books they also use pheromones to communicate/ locate prey
Keep it up bro and have a damn good day !
Considering how effective those rifles are, how did the station get overrun?
Awesome job on this one.
21:49 OH HELL NO-
6:00 I don't think Bjorn's the father...
22:26 fun facts xenomorphs do have eyes, or well eye sockets
What’s up How To Beat
HAVE A DAMN GOOD DAY
love your video lil bro
At the movies when the hybrid came out everyone in my Theatre all let out an “eeeeew”. It was hilarious
If Xenos can't see how do you bluff them with guns?
Fax
Best episode ever
The way he assures us that “36 hours is not a lot of time” with deep eye contact like we can’t count to a minute let alone understand a period of time longer than a day 🤤🤤🤤
A man eating Shaq with spider powers? You can count me out!
I really really really like the Alien franchise. ❤❤🎉🎉😊😊
I saw this one in the theater opening weekend.
Ive seen Alien and Aliens the most. Over 100 times. No joke. Ha ha.
Have a damn good day.
I love all the Alien movies!! Have you ever done Session 9? I have looked for it on here, but didn't see that you had done it yet.
Nah bro everything would have been solved if they all left Navaro when she got facehugged. They had enough time to get to the ship, the fuel, the cryopods and enough time to fly away. They had a more advanced Andy that hadn't had his objective changed yet at that point. They all could have made it except for Navaro but it was plot mandated selflessness and emotions 🤷♀️
Why has no one in the entire alien franchise thought that if their blood is highly acidic. Wouldn’t you just need to have a basic solution like bleach or soap to harm them? Like just understand chemistry it’s not that hard lol.😅
And how are you supposed to get that bleach inside their system without getting killed? It’s not like you can just throw bleach on it and expect it to magically mix with its blood through its skin.
The Alien uses Echo-location.
Ok heres what you do to survive
1. Get a bunch of nukes and load them on your ship
2. Launch every damn nuke on your ship and dont stop until wven the scrap is gone
A wee suggestion that can be done do crime shows like SWAT or NCIS and do like idk what can be done different to catch the killers or something like that
Istg after I watched this in the cinema, I was sure how to beat would make a video out of it😭
You know how to beat it. Kill that one girl and get out. Sorry but simple.
Thinking about it now, the alien crature is the most deadly creature put in a movie