How To Beat The HORRORS OF THE DEEP In MEG 2: THE TRENCH

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  • @NoobehOfficial
    @NoobehOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +809

    Have a damn good day!

    • @HowToBeatYT
      @HowToBeatYT  ปีที่แล้ว +116

      you too!

    • @MinecraftJesusGaming
      @MinecraftJesusGaming ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@HowToBeatYT I wanna thank you Cinema Summary for all these guides, the new voices are sick too!

    • @kevinth1360
      @kevinth1360 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You too

    • @argamer89jg
      @argamer89jg ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@HowToBeatYTI like your video

    • @Hello_k1tty-
      @Hello_k1tty- ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@HowToBeatYTI love this video keep up the great work

  • @Graves-81_69
    @Graves-81_69 ปีที่แล้ว +827

    This movie is insane. It’s entertaining and there’s not one ounce of believability to it, which makes it a good Friday night watch

  • @KeniclesTheEpic
    @KeniclesTheEpic ปีที่แล้ว +1241

    one of the most unrealistic thing in the movie has to be when Jason fills his sinuses with water to “equalise the pressure”, he would have to fill up every single airway in his body including all of his lungs which gives irreversible damage and death, and his digestive system has to be filled as well.

    • @aparnarai3708
      @aparnarai3708 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Tbh he won't even get enough time to think or even realise that he is dead
      He would just die as soon as he leaves the place

    • @FHL-Devils
      @FHL-Devils ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Yeah, the scientist gets spontaneously reduced to a puddle of goo in her booties when her mask collapses... but JS can do it because - AIR POWER!!!

    • @Window_ig
      @Window_ig ปีที่แล้ว +94

      yeah, to visualize the pressure at that depth, you can try to imagine one of these options being dropped straight on your body:
      1. 400 Midsized cars
      2. 100 Adult elephants
      3. 66 Panzer 1 tanks
      4. 24 Panzer 4 tanks
      5. 3 "Maus" tanks
      or..
      Do you know that statue in Rio de Janeiro, "Christ the Redeemer"? Yeah, just the whole statue, on your face

    • @CarrieArt7
      @CarrieArt7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      As soon as I saw Jason get on the jet ski & ride out into the ocean with a makeshift harpoon, I knew those sharks didn't stand a chance 🦸🦈

    • @christopherbronson3275
      @christopherbronson3275 ปีที่แล้ว

      Okay, yeah, but @@Window_ig, He equalized the pressure. soooooo

  • @Ktrhez
    @Ktrhez ปีที่แล้ว +2000

    “Bald headed hero” is crazy😭

  • @CameronM47
    @CameronM47 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    I can beat it in five words. "Don't go in the water."

    • @nut9510
      @nut9510 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@IXIXLE_ I can do it in one. Watern't

    • @Dab-studios
      @Dab-studios ปีที่แล้ว +21

      3 words “unless your pipin”

    • @shaiqbhatti473
      @shaiqbhatti473 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If you don't have Jason on your side

    • @smartgamingpotatopotatoz4217
      @smartgamingpotatopotatoz4217 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      2 words: "water bad"

    • @Dave-gu5hz
      @Dave-gu5hz ปีที่แล้ว +19

      1 word: nope

  • @magnarcreed3801
    @magnarcreed3801 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    The whole swimming with the meg thing didn't strike me as a "I want to be a big man." but more so "I want to show our bond and that she is more than a killing machine."

    • @RickGrimes-i3x
      @RickGrimes-i3x 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sorry. I view sharks as nothing more than killing machines. Lol
      They have a right to live and should be protected and not hunted for it, but dude, if you have seen some the horrific videos i have seen of shark attacks....mmmm yeah, it's brutal. They are killing machines. I will NEVER swim in the ocean. I may wade out to knee high water and that is it. lol

    • @mysterysinger7445
      @mysterysinger7445 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      EXACTLYYYY

  • @belavera994
    @belavera994 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    I agree, protagonists in horror movies always seem so unprepared, it's stupid, most of them would rather say "hello?" to a housebreaker instead of arming themselves, but in this movie we have a bunch of scientists, so I assume they can't be that stupid, but they probably all have a death wish.

    • @Gutsy_
      @Gutsy_ ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Let bro cook

    • @shamsulalam3907
      @shamsulalam3907 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@Gutsy_ ??

    • @LostTemplate
      @LostTemplate 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      everyone in horror movies is so dumb or has a death wish. i miss good horror movies…and no not the overly religious ones either.

  • @afish1807
    @afish1807 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I love it when a human holds a helicopter blade up in the air, only to withstand astleast 30+ tons of shark ontop of it

  • @cr0c12
    @cr0c12 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    The scariest thing about the Meg two is the writing

    • @itzskye7074
      @itzskye7074 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Ong like these sequels are really not it bro…

  • @astropop7221
    @astropop7221 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    respectable that he decides to roll with the movie logic rather than trying to pick everything apart like other youtubers

  • @prongssupremacy
    @prongssupremacy ปีที่แล้ว +41

    the best part was meiying going "i had to save the dog!". shes so real for that. pippin lives one again!

  • @lizanna6390
    @lizanna6390 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Did they not notice Haiki had escaped? Because surely getting her back was the biggest concern. No matter how friendly you think she is, she's out in the open for the first time, possibly afraid and definitely gonna get hungry. I don’t know a lot about megladons but I assume they have a hunter mentality.

    • @hfriedjnk
      @hfriedjnk 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      yeah, in jurassic world the first thing they did was go after the Indominus, which they know will be reacting the way you just described

    • @DustSans668
      @DustSans668 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@hfriedjnkto be fair chasing the indominus didn't really end well

    • @enderbotv1766
      @enderbotv1766 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      hte people who made this movie dont kno shit about the megalodon either dont worry

    • @inwit594
      @inwit594 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Raised in captivity their instincts may have been suppressed to the point of non-function when put in a natural setting (this happens with other animals too, they become dysfunctional if raised without being taught how to hunt/gather, etc, although not all animals) but a 40+ ton shark in the open-ocean would probably wreak some havoc on the wildlife before dying of malnutrition due to not being able to fulfill its food requirements.

    • @hfriedjnk
      @hfriedjnk 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DustSans668 well, at least it did eat anyo. . .very many people

  • @ilikefishandpotatoes
    @ilikefishandpotatoes ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Animals this huge would most likely just ignore you, and definitely wouldnt waste their energy trying to eat you

    • @kenaworthen6864
      @kenaworthen6864 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Not necessarily. Orcas are much larger than seals, yet eat them very happily. Making the right (wrong) movement in the water could absolutely alert a giant predator to you, and they may mistake you for food. It happens with smaller sharks. Whales eat krill. Something being small doesn't mean something big won't eat it

    • @lozm4835
      @lozm4835 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@kenaworthen6864 It's not a factor of how much bigger an animal is, (cats and mice are another great example of a predator eating much smaller prey) but rather how big the predator itself is. Larger creatures are more energy-efficient when at rest, but burn much more energy when exerting themselves. As such, large predators tend to be feast-and-famine hunters, compared to smaller ones that must eat constantly. An extremely large predator like a Megaladon would probably only hunt whales or very very large populations of creatures that aren't moving, and consume as much as possible since it'll be a long time before it can eat again. A Meg wouldn't chase tiny prey unless it was desperate, and it certainly wouldn't do things like crash through rock or risk injury to do so.

    • @CuriousGeorgeThePrimape
      @CuriousGeorgeThePrimape 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Humans carry around 250k calories from what I heard, a handful is perfect meal for a huge animal like that

    • @danielmalak-j5o
      @danielmalak-j5o 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@CuriousGeorgeThePrimapethere's only 125K calories in a human body which is about as much as they need to eat in a day just to create enough heat to stay alive so it would be worth it to eat the humans on the beach for example as they can eat four at a time using little energy but crashing through wood and rock risking injury for one human doesn't make sense

  • @Dnyn
    @Dnyn ปีที่แล้ว +612

    Hard to believe the snappers could breathe oxygen considering they've never had air access in their species
    EDIT: 408 LIKES, THANK YOU

    • @ishaansharma5115
      @ishaansharma5115 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It's a little like Monster trucks, but in that case the were , and they knew how to breath in both invierments, but here Hollywood was just trying to milk this movie as much as possible.

    • @wasdwasd609
      @wasdwasd609 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      At the beginning of the movie they're seen on Land during the Dinosaurs breathing air. Still dumb but there we go

    • @holykenji
      @holykenji ปีที่แล้ว +2

      faxxxx tho

    • @Dnyn
      @Dnyn ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @wasdwasd609 oh okay, I didn't actually watch it

    • @Dnyn
      @Dnyn ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @wasdwasd609 yeah and how long is been they're anatomy would have evolved by then to get rid of oxygen breathing for something else more valuable

  • @franksgaminghub2458
    @franksgaminghub2458 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    4:32, a cylindrical cage is better, a cylinder is a much stronger shape than a cube, underground tunnels are built as cylinders because the weight from the ground above it get dispersed across the tunnel, the same principle applies here with the cage. but a bigger cage is a good idea

    • @sheemafatima2953
      @sheemafatima2953 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

    • @t.q.quinn25
      @t.q.quinn25 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Plus a cylinder has less stress points bc it has no points . A cube has 4 points

  • @PRC05
    @PRC05 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    It's time you just declare Jason a superhero who can annihilate the universe if he wills because wtf?!

    • @zackoini5t
      @zackoini5t ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nope curious george solos

    • @shaiqbhatti473
      @shaiqbhatti473 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Jason Statham is the batman who doesn't even need the preparation to beat anyone. Like, dude kills two giant sea monsters with metal spears. Looking forward to see him fighting deadly space sharks in Meg 3

    • @Erick18.
      @Erick18. ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🧑🏿‍🦲🔫👮🏼

    • @tutjav
      @tutjav ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@shaiqbhatti473he has a no lose contract he can’t loose

    • @christopherbronson3275
      @christopherbronson3275 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jason Statham literally has a clause in his contacts that he can't lose fights or appear physically "weak" in his films

  • @robertpirtle7642
    @robertpirtle7642 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    There's absolutely no way they could walk on that sea floor with those suits.

  • @kamihouse5570
    @kamihouse5570 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The pet Meg had enough stupidity and left them 😂😂

  • @ethanstyant9704
    @ethanstyant9704 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I love how people have not realised that there are not only plants but GREEN PLANTS at the bottom of the ocean
    Plants are only green if they use the sun and require carbon dioxide to grow
    Also got to love every single creature there having fully functioning eyes in near total darkness

    • @JujuBennie
      @JujuBennie 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That is true. Chlorophyll from a chloroplast in a plant’s leaves makes it green from absorbing sunlight, and thousands of feet below sea level means that the sunlight has managed to dive through the darkness just enough to make the plants green or someone has been shining an extremely powerful flashlight at the plants for a long time.

    • @En1990
      @En1990 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Not to mention the deep sea crocodiles that can run and jump.

    • @ethanstyant9704
      @ethanstyant9704 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@En1990 and outswam both the giant sharks and the speed boats

    • @HelloWorldPrint
      @HelloWorldPrint 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The realism in this show is... insane

  • @Greenteaplaysgames
    @Greenteaplaysgames ปีที่แล้ว +52

    “ that’s an awful lot of Robux” got me dying💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @stxrrymidnight
      @stxrrymidnight 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      time stamp

    • @SabaTheKat
      @SabaTheKat 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@stxrrymidnight 24:10

    • @stxrrymidnight
      @stxrrymidnight 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@SabaTheKat thanks!

  • @maroonring
    @maroonring ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Step 1: Be Jason Statham

    • @Js-fits
      @Js-fits ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha

    • @Dab-studios
      @Dab-studios ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Step 2: be pippin (or whatever the dog actors name is)

    • @shaiqbhatti473
      @shaiqbhatti473 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Step 2: Stay with Jason Statham

    • @hotdogcat5874
      @hotdogcat5874 ปีที่แล้ว

      The real step 1: have plont armor

  • @Matthewgoat1232
    @Matthewgoat1232 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I draw the line when he casually go a swim in Freezing cold water under thousands of psi

  • @ballisticnerd2097
    @ballisticnerd2097 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I had my very first panic attack while watching this movie, and I missed the last third of the film. I've been too nervous to finish it on my own, so thank you so much for letting me actually finish this movie without worry, it means a lot. Love your channel, subscribing right away!

    • @jimjim696
      @jimjim696 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait why

    • @ballisticnerd2097
      @ballisticnerd2097 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jimjim696 I don't know why it happened, I just suddenly started hyperventilating and crying around the scene where the Meg goes to the island of tourists. I walked out of the movie and broke down in the lobby. :p

    • @Buhbuh7
      @Buhbuh7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ​@@ballisticnerd2097I'm guessing you went into a brief state of shock at the awful writing of the movie, nothing to be ashamed of, you just must've gone into a theater of very strong willed people who could actually sit through it

    • @christopherbeehler7276
      @christopherbeehler7276 ปีที่แล้ว

      Look at the wish app movie critics talking shit

    • @jds8438
      @jds8438 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Must’ve been because of the terrible writing.

  • @cutekittensmeow
    @cutekittensmeow ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Oh oh oh, I know how to beat Meg 2 and I haven't even watched the video yet! Just stay out of the ocean. The navy and/or coast guard will deal with it eventually if it's that much of a problem.

  • @yousifalzuhairi1427
    @yousifalzuhairi1427 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    (3:30) hes not trying to show his bravery, he is trying to show that haiki is freindly

  • @Maximus0716
    @Maximus0716 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    You know your gonna have a damn good day when he says have a damn good day.

  • @eviltoad746
    @eviltoad746 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The snappers: have lived under the thermocline for who knows how long. Can also breathe on land

  • @shaiqbhatti473
    @shaiqbhatti473 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Conclusion: Don't go ocean if you aren't jason statham

    • @TheQuietKidAmerican
      @TheQuietKidAmerican ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dont go to an ocean where theres no meat shield (people) and hope you have enough luck to not be targeted, if there is a shark, just be faster than the people behind you

  • @abdullaaljaberi1547
    @abdullaaljaberi1547 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    “Goldfish brain friend “ was gold😂

  • @henryswint7792
    @henryswint7792 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Good vid so far, but the trackers they put on sharks only ping when a shark surfaces, as gps can’t go through water. So the Meg would only be located when it breaches, which is still valuable info, but the drones would not work

    • @swastikasarkar6052
      @swastikasarkar6052 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is it just me but...😂he taking too much time trying to explain one thing... like first was the uncle in the tank then the Meg breach... other videos seem faster...

  • @overmon623
    @overmon623 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    27:26 : dont tap the glass at an aquarium, we all know that

  • @tjbrothers7781
    @tjbrothers7781 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    The strongest person isn’t the main character. It’s the camera man. The camera man was able to film this scene without any suits. The camera man was able to survive explosions, probably in other movies

  • @the.tricky.outdoorsman
    @the.tricky.outdoorsman ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That diver gave everyone a front row seat to how those folks in the titanic explorer must've felt.

    • @vinaayagamkarunagaran3439
      @vinaayagamkarunagaran3439 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      and Jason Statham gave us a lecture on how plot armor works by going into the water without any diving gear right after that

  • @watermelonbirb2016
    @watermelonbirb2016 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I remember watching this movie a few weeks ago the Japanese dude has the craziest set of plot Amour I've ever seen

  • @williamwuori
    @williamwuori ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Another unrealistic part of the movie is that the snappers were a lot more durable than they probably should have been. And didn't they come from the bottom of the ocean anyway?

    • @kenaworthen6864
      @kenaworthen6864 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exactly - in what world would they have evolved to be amphibious?!

    • @barneyassman
      @barneyassman ปีที่แล้ว +11

      and why do they have legs instead of fins when they cant be in land. also they somehow have eyes even though the depths are near pitch black.

  • @deliritori
    @deliritori ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Not only Did he hold up that gigantic shark with just his muscles but he did it with no gloves bare handed on a helicopter blade!🤪😶‍🌫😳

  • @H.A.T.T.0
    @H.A.T.T.0 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i was literally watching the first one this morning and was trying to find a second one and dident find it and wished their was another one and i come back after a bit and see this

  • @seangill1327
    @seangill1327 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I think Jonas would have tried to get the megs to the octopus for them to fight each other but I don't think they knew about the octopus being there when they arrived. I mean they didn't know that is what killed Lance, they didn't stick around to see it go through the thermal cline, the boat that it initially attacked wasn't near the beach. I don't think any of the main characters became aware of it until it attacked the beach they were at

  • @UnchargedBattery978
    @UnchargedBattery978 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    i just want to mention that all of this could have been avoided if they didn’t have maintenance tunnels BIGGER THAN THE MEG

  • @TheVerySleepyCalmGuy
    @TheVerySleepyCalmGuy ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Wow ive never knew that some sharks want to take an adventure of their own like she wants to explore the world and what to see what it looks like
    Its like you want to go out in a sunny day wanting to explore stuff man… that’s just so relatable to me i do want to explore the world just as that meg in the movie

  • @AtomicKingGhdorah
    @AtomicKingGhdorah ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The Meg 3 Primal Waters sounds like a good part 3 of the Meg ngl

  • @xboxhater87
    @xboxhater87 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The transporter always delivers 🙌..even when he is cranked...lmfao 😅😅😂

  • @ZObliteration
    @ZObliteration ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Glad you mentioned that a mech would not be the most reasonable option. Once you said it there were soooo many issues with it. Lol.

  • @jackayoub7250
    @jackayoub7250 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The fact that what got him to say this movie is unrealistic was the main character stopping the meg, and not him swimming without a specially made suit through the deep ocean, and not getting flattened instantly by the wheight of the water, is just funny.

  • @steampunkfox4932
    @steampunkfox4932 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    In the scene where Jonas kills the megs with the explosive spears there’s actually a continuity error that I’m surprised you didn’t mention

  • @Gxldenx1
    @Gxldenx1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No exaggeration, i've been waiting for this exact video from this exact tuber.

  • @ishaansharma5115
    @ishaansharma5115 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "let them fight" well said Ishiro Serizawa

  • @thatoneultramarine208
    @thatoneultramarine208 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “What would you do?”
    I’d fucking die lmfao

  • @ishaansharma5115
    @ishaansharma5115 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The mech suit would be pretty sick not gonna lie

  • @Error-FlowAlt
    @Error-FlowAlt ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Great video (like always), and... Have A Damn Great Day!

    • @Adamgamer42069
      @Adamgamer42069 ปีที่แล้ว

      U mean: BYE AND HAVE A DAMN GOOD DAY!

  • @SophisticatedPringleCat
    @SophisticatedPringleCat ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nah Jonas is a goddamn metal gear cyborg this dude is doing inhuman things

  • @singingcrow439
    @singingcrow439 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    6:31 Why have service tunnels large enough for the Meg to swim through? A bunch of small ones scattered across the walls would serve just as well. Hell, at least have more than one grate in the tunnel, so the shark will at worst be delay enough for someone to notice a 50 ton behemoth is suddenly missing.

  • @maanlingskywalker
    @maanlingskywalker ปีที่แล้ว +12

    They just should have made smaller water vents for Haiqi’s cage. Then she wouldn’t have been able to escape to begin with.

  • @EnderThePirate
    @EnderThePirate 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    24:12 did he just say “that’s an awful lot of robux” 😭😭😭

  • @annegrey6447
    @annegrey6447 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The closest I would get to a marine job after the 1st film is Sea World & no amount of…anything would me back in the ocean with more Megs.

  • @conwaysquest6961
    @conwaysquest6961 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Airdrop several pods of hungry and belligerent Orcas onto the meg family and they'll probably outsmart and consume the megs.

  • @tigerbomb4639
    @tigerbomb4639 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE

  • @d3vout719
    @d3vout719 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The Meg in that one scene: Hey nice assist bro
    Jason Statham: No problem bro

  • @SchlingPflanze
    @SchlingPflanze ปีที่แล้ว +18

    you keep making better videos, keep up the good work!!

  • @sabretoothtiger4314
    @sabretoothtiger4314 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The snappers are a species of prehistoric reptiles called Gorgonops!

  • @bradsly3386
    @bradsly3386 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Also, I love seeing a new announcer? For how to beat. I've seen you for a while now but you hold up just as well as the original! Respect to you all and your page!!!

    • @bomb_b.b
      @bomb_b.b ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i liked your quote comment, but no. the new commentator isnt the same as the other one 😭😭😭

    • @xrvstii4134
      @xrvstii4134 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@bomb_b.bi agree, the original was way better, now it is just not the same anymore :/. I hope he will come back 🙏😭

    • @Kramalei
      @Kramalei ปีที่แล้ว

      he sounds more joyful but it aint the same

    • @abdullahtariq4406
      @abdullahtariq4406 ปีที่แล้ว

      What happened to the original commentator

    • @Kramalei
      @Kramalei ปีที่แล้ว

      @@abdullahtariq4406 honestly idk
      maybe he quit or is on some sort of break?

  • @meilyween
    @meilyween หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Camera man never dies😂
    But maybe sometimes they use a drone

  • @DrErikkaLynch
    @DrErikkaLynch ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Love your vids! Keep up the good work❤

  • @RachaelSutherland-wx6fo
    @RachaelSutherland-wx6fo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Boy, they got my movie when I just watch😂

  • @raynightshade8317
    @raynightshade8317 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Im supprised you never mentioned them running away for the Rig on a raft and not taking any of the guns

  • @monsterarena8429
    @monsterarena8429 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    7:42 couldn’t they use the same material as the cage so the submarine doesn’t get obliterated in the first second?

  • @DryMud
    @DryMud ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The true way to beat it: Just don't go in the ocean and leave the state for the dinosaur gremlin lizard things

  • @The_Vitacarnis_Mimic
    @The_Vitacarnis_Mimic ปีที่แล้ว +1

    FINALY I WAS WAITING FOR THIS EVER since I SAW 2 IN THE MOVIE THEATRE

  • @Keovar
    @Keovar ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Isn’t the Chocolate Factory of Willy Wonka fame a sort of death game? I mean, some kids were just maimed rather than killed, but the damage to their future was pretty bad.

    • @manbat1053
      @manbat1053 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah

    • @lozm4835
      @lozm4835 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean on the one hand yeah. It's also generally their fault, with the partial exception of Violet Beauregard and Augustus Gloop, and even then they ignored common sense and several warnings. Violet was told "this food is not safe to eat, so do not ingest" before and during her chewing the gum, and the River of Chocolate was... a river. With copious space I might add. Not sure if that's OSHA-approved, but still.
      I suppose in that sense it makes a perfect 'how to beat'.

  • @Timmothy_plays
    @Timmothy_plays ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What would have made 36:36 cooler IMO is if after being impaled the scene makes it look like the bloke was eaten, only for the shark to slide off the rocks dead and reveal that he is still alive.

  • @JoshIsAlright.
    @JoshIsAlright. ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If any of his videos come real my first instict is to find him, XD.

  • @melina001a
    @melina001a 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    OMG LOL Johnas Taylor and his goldfished brained friends, epic put down!

  • @bob_king1998
    @bob_king1998 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bro went to the ocean again after knowing what is swimming there 💀

  • @wackawackamunv2335
    @wackawackamunv2335 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I know it fiction but I hate it when in media the meg is put in the deepest thing possible even though the meg lived in more shallow and tropical waters

  • @the_kleetus-yeeyee48
    @the_kleetus-yeeyee48 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m going to start calling my dad a bald headed hero 😭😭😭

  • @hello_4508
    @hello_4508 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Bald headed hero” and “gold fish brained” is wild😂😂

  • @sloshed4life425
    @sloshed4life425 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Plz do a How To Beat on the movie Phone Booth

  • @mike_0213
    @mike_0213 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The whole entire island scene, from the stupid jet ski idea to the dumb shed scene sounds like something I would of came up with back when I was a kid when I used to write stories. I can't believe the people who made this movie thought that was a good idea

  • @BrkesRBrkn
    @BrkesRBrkn ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the real thrill, the real horror, the absolute mayhem of this movie, we all know, comes from its writing.

  • @_Usaco
    @_Usaco ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HOW CAN THE SNAPPERS HAVE DEVELLOPED LEGS LIVING IN THE DEPTHS !

  • @tigerlep9
    @tigerlep9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    please do a how to beat for the movie "There's Something Wrong with the Children"

  • @Mythicalrainbow902
    @Mythicalrainbow902 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    making all three bad guys ou- AD

  • @faDeD_raccoon74
    @faDeD_raccoon74 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO WATCH THIS BUT I WANT TO WATCH THE CHARITY MATCH

  • @anneristeyn5256
    @anneristeyn5256 ปีที่แล้ว

    Get a dummy dummy got me 😂. Jonas's plot armour is hectic megaldon proof.

  • @AdityaSingh6
    @AdityaSingh6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A meg can swim upto 3 mph, for comparison, Olympic legend Michael Phelps clocked speeds of around 6mph while in his prime.
    We have nuclear submarines that can go upto 50 mph, not only they are fast but also extremely lethal, megs will be finished within no time.

  • @jacobhaddad363
    @jacobhaddad363 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hahah 😂😂 My favorite part was the suggestion of Flex seal 😂😂

  • @SamuelUsj
    @SamuelUsj ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love all your videos ❤❤

  • @YayMiko
    @YayMiko ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Now shark cages are great, but do you know what’s even more safe?” I was fully expecting a nord vpn ad read there lol

  • @Graves-81_69
    @Graves-81_69 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Would a shark of that size really go after an individual person ? It seems to me it would be more likely to either go after a school of fish or another animal large in scale. I’m just curious so no one try to tear me a new ass for asking a question

    • @peabrain6872
      @peabrain6872 ปีที่แล้ว

      Megalodons preyed on small prehistoric whales

    • @barneyassman
      @barneyassman ปีที่แล้ว

      they are still whales nonetheless. and also humans are great at running so the meg would also probably expend a lot of energy for such a small creature. I heard sharks are smart so they probably wouldn't go for food that isn't worth the chase.@@peabrain6872

  • @Smolgnome828
    @Smolgnome828 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Bald Headed Hero”

  • @drktwr19
    @drktwr19 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I mean, the fact you waited this long to throw physics out is amazing since those sharks couldn't have risen that far to the surface anyways. The difference in pressure alone would be enough to kill them. Have you seen what happens to creatures from crushing depths when they're brought to the surface for study? XD

  • @Juunanagou777
    @Juunanagou777 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How to beat the Meg...... stay out if the water in the lore of Meg

  • @arenzay8357
    @arenzay8357 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How to beat Meg? Don't go into the water. Done.

  • @AlieshuhRaye
    @AlieshuhRaye ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well our Big ball headed hero Is at it Again.❤😂

  • @christianpineda717
    @christianpineda717 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is like a fever dream 😭

  • @stiflers_mom
    @stiflers_mom ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i fell alseep watching this movie in the cinema ,soothed me like a lullaby

  • @samurai7411
    @samurai7411 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1. Keep it going.
    2. When did the channel get a new host?

    • @xrvstii4134
      @xrvstii4134 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fr, im so sad ab it, the original was way better, now it is just not the same when you watch it with this host :/.

  • @Niethanjames
    @Niethanjames 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Plan: get the giant squid to eat the megs and cook the giant squid *the end*

  • @daverobson3084
    @daverobson3084 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    They are WAAAAAAAAAAAAY over 16 pounds per square inch of water pressure.
    Water pressure increases by 1 atmosphere per 33 feet of depth.
    One atmosphere of pressure is 14.7 pounds per square inch.
    The Mariana trench( THE Trench of the movie) is a depth of 36,037 feet.
    That is 1092 atmospheres or 16,052 pounds ( 8 tons+) per square inch.
    And that is the real world trench. The trench in the movie is supposed to be significantly deeper.

  • @-worthical-
    @-worthical- ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Aint no way my favorite actor got called "bald headed hero" in my favorite movie fandom💀