How To Beat The XENOMORPHS In ALIEN

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    You’re trapped on a spaceship heading back to earth and hunted down by the most dangerous monster in the galaxy, worse than the imposter in among us. Nobody is coming to help, every single crewmate is being offed, and you have no idea where it is. What do you do?
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  • @HowToBeatYT
    @HowToBeatYT  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1860

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    • @colten5692
      @colten5692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      You have a damn good day too

    • @Chromastic
      @Chromastic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Have a damn good day

    • @salvius5817
      @salvius5817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You too

    • @Justabedman
      @Justabedman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Have a damn good day guys

    • @vadtaf2156
      @vadtaf2156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      U 2

  • @TheBlakeGG
    @TheBlakeGG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6872

    Cinema Summary always comes in clutch; even when you are in space hunted by xenomorphs

  • @JepexOfficial
    @JepexOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2228

    now this puts a smile on my face

  • @lightningpenguin8937
    @lightningpenguin8937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2072

    Cat hides in a safe place. Hears engineer coming, looks at alien.
    Cat: "Servant, you have served me well."
    Leaves casually.

    • @KESTRAL23
      @KESTRAL23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      LOL THE CAT WAS SUSSY!!!!

    • @Oshiothecartel
      @Oshiothecartel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Never trust cats if they had all power the human race will sufer

    • @shaneburdette1892
      @shaneburdette1892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Y
      E
      S

    • @liquidsleepgames3661
      @liquidsleepgames3661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If house cats were the size of humans and nothing else changed we would still be looked at like food.

    • @IzDube
      @IzDube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@liquidsleepgames3661 depends, they would probably be like lions which are tameable but obviously not safe

  • @boomerwow8482
    @boomerwow8482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    Cinema Summary at a crosswalk with his mother: I would push my mom in front of the first car I saw. The horror of the accident would cause all of the cars to stop, so I could cross the street without fear of being hit. It's cold hearted, but you have to do whatever it takes to survive. I would do her a solid by honoring her memory and telling the jury that she was a hero.

    • @retrowavedflower5312
      @retrowavedflower5312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      """""Your favorite cinema summary am i right.""""""

    • @bm-ub6zc
      @bm-ub6zc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And the same cinema summary: "Eating dogs and slapping strippers on the butt is unethical." - We all know that someone as psychopathic as him would lie to make the audience feel comfortable.

    • @agedefyingfitness
      @agedefyingfitness ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He is blunt lol

  • @KumiveneenKapteeni
    @KumiveneenKapteeni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4028

    “I’m not sleeping in a pod with a stranger unless it’s gamora"
    I respect that

  • @unique9742
    @unique9742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    "Make friends with everybody on the ship and betray them all, and let them get tortured." -cinema summary, 1846

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6244

    "In all seriousness even farts are dangerous in space"
    So that's why there are no Taco Bells around space

    • @soggywafflenut
      @soggywafflenut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      why are you everywhere

    • @kentyang1150
      @kentyang1150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I guess you're right.

    • @blackaf1s597
      @blackaf1s597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      You have good taste

    • @chuckeerob1433
      @chuckeerob1433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True

    • @daitohuh
      @daitohuh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Imagine Taco Bell giving you stomach problems couldn’t relate

  • @tarantulagirl
    @tarantulagirl ปีที่แล้ว +94

    That’s actually a really good point. I surprised none of them pointed it out. That there was only enough oxygen for them to be out of cryo for a week and there’s only enough stasis pods for the crew and Jonesy.

    • @MrSaintVehementus
      @MrSaintVehementus 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      wrong, evac boat had 3 more spots for cryo

    • @TVdinnermasterchef
      @TVdinnermasterchef 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Wrong. They could just open a window to replenish the air.

    • @Auricalios
      @Auricalios 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@TVdinnermasterchefsmart

  • @ZiIIionaire
    @ZiIIionaire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2461

    "Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they tasted funny."
    Therefore I should be the most funniest person in the spaceship to survive.

  • @clunkclink9484
    @clunkclink9484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4622

    “I’m not sharing my space pod with anyone, unless it’s Gamora” now that’s what I call a pro gamer move

    • @neg7713
      @neg7713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Lmao laughed so hard when he said that 🤣

    • @zmp_official995
      @zmp_official995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lol

    • @scottpeltier3977
      @scottpeltier3977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      He’s got priorities...and does know how to use anything as a weapon

    • @omkarsangvikar4166
      @omkarsangvikar4166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I know right?

    • @RobertMcBride-is-cool
      @RobertMcBride-is-cool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was hoping to see this in the top comments.

  • @JugglerEditz
    @JugglerEditz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1626

    i love how he said that "I would literally sacrifice every human on this ship before Mr whiskers."

    • @dreadlord2466
      @dreadlord2466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Every sane person would do the same

    • @rafahugoadipramana3527
      @rafahugoadipramana3527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@dreadlord2466 bruh wtf? U good bro???

    • @graygranola2051
      @graygranola2051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Did you know there are 800 species of Hermit crab and they live up to more than 30 years! Hermit crabs can start to hibernate below 68 degrees.Hermit crabs are anomuran decapod crustaceans of the superfamily paguroidea that have adapted to occupy empty scavenged mollusc shells to protect their fragile exoskeletons. Hermit crabs have a pair of claws and two pairs of walking legs. Hermit crabs don't bite but they do pinch when they pinch they feel threatened so back up in order of defense.

    • @scizorx8223
      @scizorx8223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Any sane person would agree.

    • @thatrandomsquad1418
      @thatrandomsquad1418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I saw that as soon as he sad I laughed my ass off

  • @marnix1579
    @marnix1579 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    When I first saw this title all I could think was “not possible, lifeform too perfect”. I’m glad you proved your point over and over again and made it fun to listen to. 🔥🔥

  • @ent1pe691
    @ent1pe691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    I will never get old of these sponsor transitions.

  • @rjtheprince1944
    @rjtheprince1944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1392

    I’m surprised he actually managed to tell us a sponsor so smoothly in a damn space/alien movie

    • @Stickistupid
      @Stickistupid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Did not realize it was a sponser until the end of it

    • @amahlgrant
      @amahlgrant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Stickistupid I only realized after about 20 seconds in.
      (so basically just a few seconds to the end lol)

    • @rjtheprince1944
      @rjtheprince1944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @EnderQuakePlayz who did I steal it from

    • @rjtheprince1944
      @rjtheprince1944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cuz I didn’t see a comment like this

    • @chaoslacroix7180
      @chaoslacroix7180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If thats your definition of smooth I'd HATE to see your definition of rough.

  • @xphonzkennythephoman5856
    @xphonzkennythephoman5856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    I legit cannot get over how smooth these transitions to an ad are so good

    • @madcuzbad6003
      @madcuzbad6003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They’re so smooth I don’t skip them out of respect to how clean it was.

    • @Gripdoctor
      @Gripdoctor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@madcuzbad6003 same

    • @skinnyboi6488
      @skinnyboi6488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t skip them cuz it’s smooth it’s not too long and he gets right back to the video

    • @freetime4044
      @freetime4044 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea it’s so smooth I watch the whole thing

  • @christopherjones5700
    @christopherjones5700 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Why don't they freeze him" was mentioned by that one character like 30 times after Kane was brought on board, and its ridiculous that no one listened to him , because here you are explaining in perfect detail why that would have been the best possible solution. Granted his mindset was that they'd "cure him later" so he was right for the wrong reasons, but even his own rationale is far more solid than just letting Kane sit in quarantine letting the facehugger do whatever it wants.

    • @timemonkey
      @timemonkey ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Because the medical officer, the one who would get to decide if they froze him, was actively protecting the Alien. He knew the whole time what was happening to Kane. There's even a shot where you can see the chestburster on a monitor when Ripley confronts him about breaking quarantine that he tries to hide.

  • @Expired_porkchops
    @Expired_porkchops 3 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    I didn't even realize it was a sponsorship until halfway through when my thought process was "wait a minute, why would we give aliens wine?"

    • @cannibalman8175
      @cannibalman8175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Because *alien like wine*

    • @madcuzbad6003
      @madcuzbad6003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Cinema Summary is thinking 20 steps ahead of us.

    • @fbi3233
      @fbi3233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Don’t judge

    • @Cheeseyer
      @Cheeseyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@fbi3233 pwease dont search my search history

    • @josueavila5210
      @josueavila5210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He trying to copy nerd explains

  • @rosalie3443
    @rosalie3443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    "Oh no! We're being attacked by an alien parasite!"
    "Hold on. Give me 24 minutes and 51 seconds."

    • @torkexe8918
      @torkexe8918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Plus two minutes for our sponser skillshare

    • @rainuh5514
      @rainuh5514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@torkexe8918 lol

    • @fireironthesecond2909
      @fireironthesecond2909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Alien: Is it Cinema Summary?
      Y-yes
      Alien: Oh. Well I don’t have to worry about killing you then lol 😂

    • @keduwaraphgamingchannel7671
      @keduwaraphgamingchannel7671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      everyone gangsta until an ad appeared

  • @Simplyfemalettv
    @Simplyfemalettv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4677

    The funny thing about alien is that if everyone listened to Ripley, the movie would’ve been over in 30-45 mins 😂

    • @shabnamrafique7730
      @shabnamrafique7730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +466

      The whole theme of the movie is when people are in a state of fear they are not thinking straight. The android was programmed by Wayland Yutani to keep the crew in a state of fear; Wayland Yutani utilised the the greed of the crew perfectly when it came to their "wages". To put it bluntly the crew was a part of a very horrible experiment performed by Wayland Yutani; they fell for it hook line and sinker and paid the price.

    • @ЯрикШеш
      @ЯрикШеш 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      He makes a lot of mistakes in these videos, i would say, this video should have been called "how to NOT defeat a xenomorph"

    • @ЯрикШеш
      @ЯрикШеш 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Seriously, he makes so many mistakes about lore, its a necessary when you are making video of this kind.

    • @jackjon7763
      @jackjon7763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Zeno morphs ignore you if you aren’t scared of them. They attack fear

    • @CatsAndTags
      @CatsAndTags 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ripely is my cousin’s name lol

  • @Tamajyn69
    @Tamajyn69 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    They state in the sequel that the nostromo was worth $20 million. There's houses in my city that cost more than that. Gotta love that 80's pricing lol

    • @ItsRinzler7
      @ItsRinzler7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well 20 in 80s is like 20 bilion today lol

    • @Gazza73482
      @Gazza73482 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ItsRinzler7 Not true at all, not even close 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣you have a very disturbingly wrong view on inflation

    • @Greedisgood-qy2ed
      @Greedisgood-qy2ed 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Gazza73482 ok 6 trillions it is

    • @WebShaman01
      @WebShaman01 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yes, but that could be like in crypto dollars, or something, with each one equaling millions of normal "us dollars", for example.

    • @MickeyCavanagh
      @MickeyCavanagh 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Gazza73482you have a disturbingly wrong view on sarcasm

  • @lunatic7532
    @lunatic7532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    3:08
    "We humans should be scared of aliens because we think they will treat us like we treat animals"
    Cinema Summary spitting straight facts here

    • @horserage
      @horserage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not really though? Xenobio goes a bit deeper then that.

    • @humanformofthehundredemoji1984
      @humanformofthehundredemoji1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And that's even true because the scientist's will do painful experiments to study the aliens

    • @Little_Compy
      @Little_Compy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Xenophobia is fun

    • @nickvogt6392
      @nickvogt6392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Go vegan

    • @bobw1678
      @bobw1678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's natural human behavior to project your own behavior on others. Combine that with a distinct lack of empathy for anyone, the toxic echo chamber that is social media, and the actual media constantly yelling in our ears that "the other side" is responsible for everything wrong in the world....is it any wonder were so divided?

  • @thememeestfilmbuff
    @thememeestfilmbuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    *Cinema Summary could literally witness someone’s stomach exploding* and his first thought would be.....
    “Should‘ve used better protection.”

    • @ujha4915
      @ujha4915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ok that’s legit true.

    • @ayaanosaurasrex6582
      @ayaanosaurasrex6582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "That was his first mistake"

    • @vnoovekv3702
      @vnoovekv3702 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣

    • @arsenlkr7428
      @arsenlkr7428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If only the alien could use protection.

    • @Rownoscc
      @Rownoscc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol yeah

  • @jobistrange1668
    @jobistrange1668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +905

    "I'm not sharing my sleeping pod with a stranger unless it's Gamora" ah, I see you are a man of culture as well

    • @313Jetzt
      @313Jetzt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No, she’s a badass that’s why and maybe a hint of culture

    • @ThatIdiotNamedKiyo
      @ThatIdiotNamedKiyo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Vinny 0 true

    • @izawa9211
      @izawa9211 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Vinny 0 why tho

    • @jamespingal2809
      @jamespingal2809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Vinny 0 I mean, dating stargo- I mean starlord is a stepping stone for her to be soft and nice to others so I hopefully think she will spare cinema

    • @michagabo8819
      @michagabo8819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When things were at their very worst:
      2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy.
      Scientists will say it was a global illusion.
      Beaware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again.
      After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way.
      Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet
      - will seem to rise from the dead
      - will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one.
      One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist.
      Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent.
      The time for the schism in the Church is almost here and you must get prepared now
      Tuesday, 20 March 2012
      The Book of Truth

  • @tigretactico2251
    @tigretactico2251 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The fastest and easiest way to beat the xenomorphs is to ignore the distress signal coming from the infested ship and or colony

  • @iqnore865
    @iqnore865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    I swear his ad transitions are next level

    • @Sachin1671
      @Sachin1671 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would say they are the same as linus's level.

    • @fraptor-em8zf
      @fraptor-em8zf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What doas that mean?

    • @alexico909
      @alexico909 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What was the previous level?

  • @critical_crunch
    @critical_crunch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    Bro I didn’t even notice that we transitioned into a commercial this was so enveloping.

    • @KTTstudios
      @KTTstudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love this movie

    • @tictac5636
      @tictac5636 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KTTstudios ok

  • @Shatpixel
    @Shatpixel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    "This has got to be the most scarriest gender reveal parties ever"
    Now thats true fact's

    • @coreyeverett5500
      @coreyeverett5500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Person who caused the wildfires: "Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle shall be legendary!"

    • @benedict0902
      @benedict0902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Florida families be like: write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN

    • @tatianablackthorn2528
      @tatianablackthorn2528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@benedict0902 As someone whose been born and raised here in Florida, I can admit that's true xD

  • @johnnybrown9581
    @johnnybrown9581 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Two things wrong with ignoring the distress signal:
    1) You'd have to sleep at night knowing it could've been someone that actually needed help
    2) Ash would probably have reported you. I also have a theory that Ash knew good and well what they were walking into, so in that case he'd try his best to convince the crew to land.

    • @rebelrouzer5318
      @rebelrouzer5318 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ash was definitely acting under orders from WY to bring the alien back. He says this in the movie.

  • @darkstone_official_2427
    @darkstone_official_2427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1401

    Alien: Attacks man.
    Crew: Yeah, let's bring it back.
    Alien: Implants something in the host.
    Crew: This is fine.
    Alien: Dies after implanting said unidentified object in its host.
    Crew: Still no problem here.
    Man: Dies from alien chest buster.
    Crew:....alright...we MIIIIGHT have a problem.

    • @tyresethompson5450
      @tyresethompson5450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Y

    • @tyresethompson5450
      @tyresethompson5450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ,

    • @leonidbaishev2221
      @leonidbaishev2221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      it's the first time they've seen this alien. How could they know, they didn't watch the movie

    • @CC-uy9wp
      @CC-uy9wp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@leonidbaishev2221 You still don't see the issue? They've went against protocol the entire time.
      But this movie is kind of dumb because the main "hidden" protocol was to bring the alien to Earth using the android as the captain..OK so why didn't the multi billion company use all androids for the mission???
      Now they have their entire ship of valuable cargo gone.

    • @boaster012
      @boaster012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@CC-uy9wp The main mission wasn't recovering the xenomorph, it was just "mining". Nor this was the only crew in space, all the WY ships had their main missions, but with the hidden alien protocol IF one of them happened to find the alien race.

  • @sheegs1
    @sheegs1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    Cinema Summary waking up in the morning;
    “Studies show that most deaths happen after the person has gotten out of bed, it’s way too much of a risk”

    • @aidang7182
      @aidang7182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      idk if that’s actually true since you know, most people die naturally and that’s on a death bed

  • @nyaa6116
    @nyaa6116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    The ad transition is so smooth...

    • @Emperor_Blvck
      @Emperor_Blvck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i'm sayin' 🤣😂 I can't even be mad at him tbh

    • @tntkid4553
      @tntkid4553 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There all good

    • @distorted_vibes
      @distorted_vibes 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty much allof them are

    • @indigodragon4649
      @indigodragon4649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro it took me a minute for me to tell it was a ad

    • @berni5641
      @berni5641 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@indigodragon4649 an ad*

  • @dantora6669
    @dantora6669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I gotta say I would never disable the artificial gravity, humans arnt exactly as adapted to scurry around on pipes etc as a Xenomorph, if it's off and your found your gonna be caught right quickly

    • @treeclimbers1416
      @treeclimbers1416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your not gonna be able to move with 280lb suit. Maybe just lower the gravity

    • @Cal42018
      @Cal42018 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Watch the new alien movie… it has a scene where they turn of gravity. It worked.

  • @alexcrane8212
    @alexcrane8212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    "This has to be the craziest gender reveal party, I've ever seen"
    I laughed so hard at that

  • @nyc_dyllimit1730
    @nyc_dyllimit1730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    " Im not sharing my sleeping pod with a stranger for 10 months unless its Gamora" 😂

    • @helixmoore7636
      @helixmoore7636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ill share with Ripley.

    • @raidenmaximofftaylorsversi9906
      @raidenmaximofftaylorsversi9906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@helixmoore7636 ill share with nebula

    • @rock2264
      @rock2264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      ill share with shrek (stop mentioning my name im changing it)

    • @_GaroTL
      @_GaroTL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rock2264 Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

    • @rock2264
      @rock2264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@_GaroTL yeah shrek let me in his swamp when im in trouble in forest

  • @spaghettirobinson1231
    @spaghettirobinson1231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1072

    “I’m not sleeping in a pod with a stranger unless it’s gamora “😂

    • @samandersson6884
      @samandersson6884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      But why Gamora? 🤔

    • @AntVeil
      @AntVeil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@samandersson6884 Why Not

    • @amanwithdreams932
      @amanwithdreams932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@samandersson6884 who is gamora

    • @Jv.3000
      @Jv.3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@amanwithdreams932 why is gamora

    • @imanidiotbut3729
      @imanidiotbut3729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@amanwithdreams932 ill do you one better, why is gamora

  • @shikikankillzone4239
    @shikikankillzone4239 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Imagine if the first facehugger just got cryotorched and they just went on with their lives afterwards

    • @killman369547
      @killman369547 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would've lit that egg up the moment it started opening.

  • @SlothLicker
    @SlothLicker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    “A lie is more convincing when it’s true”
    ~cinemasummary

  • @GoranimTV
    @GoranimTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Man. The sponsor break was smooth af

    • @renderina1043
      @renderina1043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ikr and have a damn good day

    • @klching4741
      @klching4741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No kidding, I didn’t even notice it til I see your post.

    • @MinusZaxis
      @MinusZaxis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr, i didn't even skip it

  • @dbobobob4952
    @dbobobob4952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    "Help we're being attacked by an alien parasite"
    "Hold up 24 min and 51 seconds"

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So basically:
      Have common sense and you automatically survive.

    • @rosalie3443
      @rosalie3443 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha our comments are similar

    • @ethankoh6851
      @ethankoh6851 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And additional double ads

  • @scottwoodward7103
    @scottwoodward7103 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    7:00 This is a great example of how you avoid the old horror "why are you going into the basement??" cliche of characters doing stupid things so the plot can happen and bad things take place. Ripley makes the right call here. And the science officer ignores her. Later in the movie you learn the science officer is an evil android ordered by the company to get the alien back for analysis, all crew members expendable. So you literally have the hero making the intelligent decision but forces they are not yet aware of undermine their efforts. That's good storytelling. It lets the bad stuff happen without compromising the intelligence of the people fighting the bad thing.

    • @scottwoodward7103
      @scottwoodward7103 ปีที่แล้ว

      Another thing evolution might tell us. The acid blood strongly implies the creature is from a world that lacks any significant volume of water. Sulfuric Acid is hypothesized as being capable of serving the same basic biological fiunction as water does to most life on Earth because it has many of the same qualities with the obvious exception that the organism needs to be a extremophile that can survive the acid bath.

  • @jermyleocampo288
    @jermyleocampo288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    is nobody gonna mention how good this guy is at making a smooth transition to an ad

    • @evanbelton1297
      @evanbelton1297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      because that is why we watch youtube videos, seamless transitions into ads. *sigh* I swear there are more and more mindless sheep each day.

    • @humanlettuce7422
      @humanlettuce7422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@evanbelton1297 We watch yt vids because of the title and content, not the ads.

    • @evanbelton1297
      @evanbelton1297 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@humanlettuce7422 good. let's keep it that way shall we? because an ad should not be the most referenced part of a video. it speaks poorly of the creator.

    • @humanlettuce7422
      @humanlettuce7422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@evanbelton1297 not really. It was just a very silky transition and it’s not like it’s the only thing talked about.

    • @joshu3780
      @joshu3780 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus chill guys it was just a good transition ok? That’s shows that HE did the transition and he is good if anything

  • @wolfbane7497
    @wolfbane7497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    Man any horror movie monster would have truly met their match if they kidnapped you.

    • @grace_the_gaming_animator_5500
      @grace_the_gaming_animator_5500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah! He knows it all!

    • @motionsickmilsim8879
      @motionsickmilsim8879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I doubt it, since he sometimes mentions on videos that he isn't THAT brave to try some of the tactics he suggests. +, there's the problem of stress. But he would probably put up a good fight
      Edit: typo

    • @lekatamur4451
      @lekatamur4451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Just imagine the alien getting on the ship and then seeing cinema summary there and it goes “nah man not worth it i better find another host”

    • @motionsickmilsim8879
      @motionsickmilsim8879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @Ghosty NY ah yes, the random "stfu" or "who asked". Making a comment is grounds for being told to shut up now?
      Edit: Also nice liking your own comment lmao

    • @weepingwalnut
      @weepingwalnut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Ghosty NY would you please stop spamming this under every single comment you annoying dit.

  • @duskssj4704
    @duskssj4704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Cinema Summary comment section in a nutshell:
    “That was a smooth sponsor”
    (Random quote said during video)
    “Have a damn good day”
    (Character does something normal) “And that was his biggest mistake”

    • @bitebackbunny
      @bitebackbunny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      don't forget the "that was his biggest mistake" memes

    • @Dr._Bo
      @Dr._Bo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And that little 0.01% of the original/mixed up

    • @eat00002
      @eat00002 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      how dare you forget (something related to movie eg. xenomorph is imposter i saw him vent)

    • @duskssj4704
      @duskssj4704 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bitebackbunny ah true

  • @eunhastolemyheart6098
    @eunhastolemyheart6098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    What would've happened if these people had common sense and logic:
    Crewmates: *listens to Ripley and leaves Alien outside.*
    *End credits*

    • @mosesgozdiff2268
      @mosesgozdiff2268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ash would never have listened though and probably do anything in his power to get the alien for studying. 90% of the time, everyone was using common sense and logic. They probably would have survived the whole movie if ash wasn't involved.

    • @kennyleung9909
      @kennyleung9909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But then there would be no movie. 🥺

    • @GavinScrimgeour
      @GavinScrimgeour ปีที่แล้ว

      No Prometheus either, or would there be?

  • @BartholomewHiggins816
    @BartholomewHiggins816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1448

    "this has gota be the most scariest gender reveal party ever" - CinemaSumary-2021

    • @zyroniks1093
      @zyroniks1093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      LMFAO

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@zyroniks1093 LMFAOSHIRITSAGROBADTAFD

    • @Asertix357
      @Asertix357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      There are no good gender reveal parties.

    • @superepic9336
      @superepic9336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Asertix357 basically the ball that will make the color will hit some one or the color will be green or somethin

    • @MarisZadinans
      @MarisZadinans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Asertix357 why

  • @gamehive8025
    @gamehive8025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Me when cinema summary uploads : today is gonna be a damn good day .

  • @Noodlezaira
    @Noodlezaira 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    “ I’m not gonna share my pod with a stranger unless it’s gamora “
    That’s the most funny line I’ve ever heard ahhhhh

  • @MNDarkfire
    @MNDarkfire 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Here’s the thing that people tend to completely forget about the alien universe. Interacting with the xenomorphs is not humanity’s first run in with alien life.
    In fact, it’s directly stated that some humans have literally copulated with aliens (not xenomorphs) in the movie Aliens, with the throwaway line about the arcturians, which are literally aliens that look like the greys. Humanity already has run into and ingratiated alien species into its societies across the universe, but for some reason we’ve never gotten to see them on screen.
    So investigating an alien craft and discovering alien life isn’t exactly treading any new ground in the aliens universe outside of the xenomorphs.

  • @boogrs55
    @boogrs55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    alien: *chillin
    *cinema summary base solo starts*
    alien: *sweats profusely*

  • @aerikbravo6687
    @aerikbravo6687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Cat: Hisses
    Cinema summary: “you see this is exactly what you want to do!”

  • @seoul5828
    @seoul5828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    That sponsor transition was so smooth

    • @daggerfly0087
      @daggerfly0087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Do we even need to say that anymore, they're ALWAYS smooth

    • @xkillerxv2579
      @xkillerxv2579 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daggerfly0087 Fax

    • @pengu3435
      @pengu3435 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It always is

    • @PEN07
      @PEN07 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      To smooth my guy

    • @PlasDoesGames
      @PlasDoesGames 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh it’s so clean then he brings it back to the movie

  • @edumekation2931
    @edumekation2931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Your point about the Alien being a threat to the cargo and the ship itself is a very good one.
    Even from the company's perspective its more prudent to log the location of the signal, have the refinery ship come back, and it turn send a "rescue" crew to the location of the signal.

    • @SiegeTF
      @SiegeTF ปีที่แล้ว

      We know that, and the Company may begrudgingly be forced to accept that, but then they'd just try again with some other poor schmucks. The Engineer's spore tech is greater than Mjolnir in regards to being both a tool and a weapon, and they'll stop at nothing for it.
      Yes, they can declare themselves the sole proprietors of the galaxy with the threat of an unfortunate Xenomorph infestation on every colony, but on the other hand they can grow interstellar spaceships out of the ground.
      Creepy, phallic interstellar spaceships, but still.

  • @kaeylamalloy62
    @kaeylamalloy62 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Dude your ad transitions are a work of art

    • @kassandrasalmon685
      @kassandrasalmon685 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s always smooth af

    • @prettyboyjay432
      @prettyboyjay432 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought I was watching the video still and the wine was really a weapon😅

    • @simj202
      @simj202 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Sigurd Blergh Blergh It's gotten to a point where I genuinely find shitpost ads much more entertaining than smooth transitions.

    • @simj202
      @simj202 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Sigurd Blergh Blergh Only if the ads are TH-cam designated, not the ones in their videos. They get commissions from you visiting the links they provide, if I'm not wrong.

  • @jhill7009
    @jhill7009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    If I was the guy that found the eggs at the very beginning, I'd leave the room. Think about it. You go to a ship where there's no people but you got a call to go there. You go into a room full of giant eggs that you've never seen before. One of them starts to hatch. Who in their right mind would want to hang around for that, let alone go see what's inside the egg?

    • @Clover2a4688
      @Clover2a4688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      right?!? i would only look if there was a nice hard see through glass wall.

    • @twoohsimp1412
      @twoohsimp1412 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Clover2a4688 miko

    • @wsads420
      @wsads420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      And the ship pilot (talking about the alien ship) had a hole in his ribcage tha looked like it was made from the inside, huge red flag

    • @koop2.1.5
      @koop2.1.5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But what about the cute baby?

    • @zizhaoxia6740
      @zizhaoxia6740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      In the alien universe proven findings of extraterrestrial artifacts would setup a lowly worker not only for life but for generations to come.

  • @riyad5963
    @riyad5963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Cinema summary : uploads
    Me : QUICK LOCK THE DOORS, HIDE IN YOUR ROOM AND WATCH THIS CUZ. Im ready to see some smooth ass transitions ;)

  • @weximan1
    @weximan1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Do face huggers and xenomorphs need to take omeprozole every day because they get acid reflux? 😂

  • @kremitkool5142
    @kremitkool5142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    13:25
    "In evolution the larger the head the larger the brain."
    T.Rex: hold my walnut

    • @sportsavant2937
      @sportsavant2937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      A T Rex might be super intelligent but we don't know that because they went extinct long before humans came to be. As much as we can gain from fossils there are still a tons we don't know about them or the dinosaurs in general.

    • @toastedgraymonds2744
      @toastedgraymonds2744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Cheeseburger Cow simply, yes you are

    • @azure3354
      @azure3354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Cheeseburger Cow yes, for now

    • @novethskie
      @novethskie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We monkey Smart together

    • @slavoisheir4129
      @slavoisheir4129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reptiles are not so smort

  • @thuranz2773
    @thuranz2773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I'm getting the feeling that if Cinema Summary ever does get into a horror movie situation the first thing everyone will do is lure him into a false sense of security and then eliminate him before he can throw them under the bus.

    • @Historian-h9k
      @Historian-h9k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It the first thing I would do 😌

    • @tagu661
      @tagu661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Imagine you wake up in a horror movie and you see in the same room Cinema Summary, FoundFlix, Dead Meat, SpookyRice, Nerd Explains, and HitStart
      What would you do then 😂 id say youre fucked

  • @loonemist
    @loonemist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "How would you beat the alien?"
    Simply say no. He can't kill you without your consent.

    • @equinaxr1314
      @equinaxr1314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Imagine a cannibal tries to kill you and you say "NO!"

    • @perhaps1131
      @perhaps1131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Imagine an earthquake and you just say no
      Earthquake: understandable, have a good day

    • @lightningpenguin8937
      @lightningpenguin8937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Imagine falling to your death, but you say no.
      Gravity: understandable, have a good day.

  • @shadowbeast2276
    @shadowbeast2276 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Causing the creature to go from super hot to cold quickly is how they killed the xenomorph in alien 3. It exploded 😁

  • @superdude_official
    @superdude_official 3 ปีที่แล้ว +905

    ❤️

    • @lizcedie
      @lizcedie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    • @strawviery111
      @strawviery111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Okay

    • @zqqku7
      @zqqku7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo

    • @FuzzDaddy
      @FuzzDaddy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh hey verified youtuber.

    • @colten5692
      @colten5692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      🫀oh I meant ❤️

  • @JellymanVr
    @JellymanVr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    This man’s sponsor transitions are unmatched

    • @nintendoguy534
      @nintendoguy534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      fr i watched the whole ad cuz i was like “holy shit that was smooth”

    • @clunkclink9484
      @clunkclink9484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You ever seen little Z or one-shot questers? They’d give him a run for his money

  • @kyokajirou9733
    @kyokajirou9733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    "If I found out an Alien was f###ing my friend in the face"
    Not me wheezing uncomfortably

    • @kyokajirou9733
      @kyokajirou9733 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Emjayyyy not sorry my tablet likes auto correcting alot.

  • @keepgoing7533
    @keepgoing7533 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how 2:24 has the most gentle touchdown and yet the cockpit goes into utter chaos.

  • @popsthetinywitch
    @popsthetinywitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    When he pulled out the gender reveal party joke I died

  • @lekatamur4451
    @lekatamur4451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    The sponsor transition was so smooth that i’m still not sure if it isn’t an actual part of the breakdown

  • @AkinsoftSB
    @AkinsoftSB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Among us before Among us

  • @L1da77
    @L1da77 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Man, I'm sorry for everyone that's around you in an emergency situation. Everyone is disposable as long as you survive.

  • @racism4lifee
    @racism4lifee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Meanwhile in a planet where the xenomorphs exist "how to beat cinema summary"

    • @vanillabits4714
      @vanillabits4714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Commenting here before it gets famous

    • @HowToBeatYT
      @HowToBeatYT  3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      _cinema summary wants to know your location_

    • @mcchicken5039
      @mcchicken5039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@vanillabits4714 me too

    • @racism4lifee
      @racism4lifee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@HowToBeatYT ayo😳

    • @leandroblom6886
      @leandroblom6886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vanillabits4714 what he said

  • @justAnna3680
    @justAnna3680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    lol from the moment I saw the cat I knew he would have a plan to sacrifice it.

    • @B4SIC.
      @B4SIC. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Zain Qureshi why the no

    • @lightningpenguin8937
      @lightningpenguin8937 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me: Looks at dead corpse. We could use that.
      Crewmate: Just use the cat.
      Me: you, or the corpse?
      Crewmate: Sorry.

  • @luffy6652
    @luffy6652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    The way he introduces the sponsors is the best and like no other sponsor

  • @jam130279
    @jam130279 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I was thinking....If a xenomorph's blood is acid, what would happen if you were able to inject or shoot a super strong base into it? Would it be like mixing vinegar and baking soda? Would it neutralize the acidic nature of the blood? Would it possibly act as a poison to kill it? I don't know what would happen but it was an interesting thought.

    • @kingol4801
      @kingol4801 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The blood is not acidic.
      BUT it becomes an acid when it contact to air.
      Akin to our stomach. Our stomach does not secrete pure acid (the glans would melt themselves) It secretes two different components from different glands, and only when mixed together they form an acid.

    • @mazsax999
      @mazsax999 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But like, how do you get close enough to a Xeno to pierce its skin safely? At that point, just sever it's head!

  • @francispastel6652
    @francispastel6652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I'm so glad the cat made it to the end
    I would've been so mad and disappointed if the cat didn't make it

    • @karritheberri
      @karritheberri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t think the cat went into cryosleep though, and the cat might have been flown out with the alien.

    • @foxhound963
      @foxhound963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's only 2 lives though

    • @francispastel6652
      @francispastel6652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@karritheberri bruh, you see Ripley holding it when she's making an entry log by the end of the movie

    • @ghettolicerx2
      @ghettolicerx2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Go see that cat musical movie trust me u gonna hate it

    • @kinddave27
      @kinddave27 ปีที่แล้ว

      I guess you like sequels then.

  • @div6969
    @div6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    "I'm not sharing my sleeping pod with a stranger for 10 months, *UnLesS iT's GaMoRa*"
    Lmfao 😂

  • @ralphplaza9914
    @ralphplaza9914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    I love who he said "jk i would sacrifice every human on this ship before Mr. Whiskers" 😭👏

    • @Morganaplays
      @Morganaplays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😼🐈🐱

    • @shyowl3453
      @shyowl3453 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @theepufferfish7918
      @theepufferfish7918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait did the cat survive i haven't finished video

    • @nemoislost4837
      @nemoislost4837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mr. Whiskers > Hoomans 😌

    • @betagamma5006
      @betagamma5006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@theepufferfish7918 Yes the cat survives

  • @Biohazrd_
    @Biohazrd_ ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:56 Xenomorph took my wine.

  • @Shikaschima
    @Shikaschima 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    "I'd sacrifice the cat-"
    "We dying here."
    "What?"
    "We are *not* sacrificing the cat."

    • @stevecal7061
      @stevecal7061 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Crimson khan

    • @RegularHuman97
      @RegularHuman97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Priorities man, priorities

    • @nickyblue4866
      @nickyblue4866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It isnt a dog tho. Sacrifice the kitty.

    • @Anonymous-pf5bz
      @Anonymous-pf5bz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nickyblue4866 I am fully agreeing

    • @ElminasConcerts
      @ElminasConcerts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@nickyblue4866 lets sacrifice you instead

  • @allenbouasri9074
    @allenbouasri9074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    The Xenomorph according to CS: Perfect Killing Machine
    The Xenomorph in Video Game: *Can't see under 6 foot tall table*
    Edit: Sense, I guess

    • @Order-si7nd
      @Order-si7nd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Xenomorph in arcade game : *about 13 bullets will kill it with a assault rifle*

    • @kovacthesaggy4014
      @kovacthesaggy4014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Xenomorphs in general: *can't see, PERIOD*

  • @Scykuya
    @Scykuya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    The transition to ad is so seamless that I forgot to press the fast forward button

    • @scimitaronic
      @scimitaronic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      me to

    • @Scykuya
      @Scykuya 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scimitaronic theres got to be some time paradox whenever he does his transitions

  • @BillabongWannabe
    @BillabongWannabe ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know this was a super scary film when it came out, but when Captain Dallas gets attacked by the alien in the air shaft the alien looks like it just wants a hug and that always makes me chuckle

  • @pyrowolfcb4086
    @pyrowolfcb4086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    11:50 The thing that made this scene so perfect was the fact that Kane's acting was so good that everyone in the room began to panic and think he was actually choking. That is why all the crew's reactions seem so real.

    • @kallithomas590
      @kallithomas590 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That and the directors didn't tell any of them about the scene before then

    • @pyrowolfcb4086
      @pyrowolfcb4086 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kallithomas590 Oh dang. I didn't know that. That is messed up. But it did give us the scene.

    • @pussioofamw2
      @pussioofamw2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@kallithomas590not true

  • @infamous2499
    @infamous2499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This guy needs to do these as a podcast on Spotify

  • @mazzz5762
    @mazzz5762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    This dude is the best guide on how to survive every horror movie I would definitely stick with him if some horror crap started happening

    • @HowToBeatYT
      @HowToBeatYT  3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      That's a risky strategy

    • @zqqku7
      @zqqku7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      He would sacrifice you

    • @soleelectro
      @soleelectro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He would turn you into a meatshield my guy.

    • @miuiruma4858
      @miuiruma4858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@HowToBeatYT u should do how to survive
      " The crazies "

    • @IConveyMomentum
      @IConveyMomentum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      either he teams up with you, and gives you information, or he throws you off a cliff as a distraction

  • @hardcoregaming7467
    @hardcoregaming7467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Hello alien can u answer this survey so we can send u our finest wine?”

  • @robby7499
    @robby7499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Xeno, no facehugging! Xeno, no facehugging! Xeno, no facehugging!
    Xenomorph: Aw man!

    • @kraken6061
      @kraken6061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Took me a second to get the refrence

    • @seawarshark6674
      @seawarshark6674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can you see the Space Ship? Where is the Space Ship?

    • @lightningpenguin8937
      @lightningpenguin8937 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's flying straight at us! I found the sp

  • @12medical
    @12medical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    23:56 “The Alien has snuck onto the *Escape shuttle* and there is *no escape.”*

    • @beautychidi5883
      @beautychidi5883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dkwhattouseasusername1012
      @dkwhattouseasusername1012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@beautychidi5883 ?

    • @eagleeye8047
      @eagleeye8047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@beautychidi5883 there is nothing funny about it:/

    • @Soapduck_
      @Soapduck_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the irony

    • @beautychidi5883
      @beautychidi5883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@eagleeye8047 yo I'm sorry. My dumb sense of humor is the worst 😂😂

  • @zsynical
    @zsynical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    Guy: breathes
    Cinema Summary: That was his first mistake.

    • @Botmeals
      @Botmeals 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      LMFAO

    • @jordonreynolds1414
      @jordonreynolds1414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂

    • @1owkeygaby756
      @1owkeygaby756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Krystel Iris de Castro the sound of the man blinking alerted the alien

    • @detectipnub8636
      @detectipnub8636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@1owkeygaby756 blinking was too loud

    • @cowgaming7186
      @cowgaming7186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      very big mistake tbh

  • @sydney9000
    @sydney9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    fun story: my mom watched this movie in the theatres when it came out in 1979 (she was 15 at the time) and it was so scary that she wouldn't sleep in the dark for months. :) she's better now lmao

    • @sky3_ow
      @sky3_ow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Thats why i only watch survival movies by watching channels like these

    • @atomdoesstuff2755
      @atomdoesstuff2755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      new phobia, xenomorphophobia

    • @piadylan1207
      @piadylan1207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      my mom loves space horror movies because she said that those are situations that she’ll never be in so she can sleep peacefully after movies like alien

    • @sky3_ow
      @sky3_ow 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Conner Wine *your

    • @sydney9000
      @sydney9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Conner Wine nope, I'm a 2004 baby (I'm adopted)

  • @tangytanger1ne
    @tangytanger1ne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    “Fire and space don’t work well”
    **5 seconds later**-
    So any way I started blasting

    • @calvinmcneil9824
      @calvinmcneil9824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think that it more has to do with the ability to control the fire

    • @Macemanchewy
      @Macemanchewy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      FELLO MEME!
      hello brother

  • @Tisthouworldyalivein
    @Tisthouworldyalivein 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    “The alien has snuck into the escape shuttle, and there’s no escape”
    Debatable

    • @Sheadly
      @Sheadly 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao

    • @Asertix357
      @Asertix357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No escape for the alien. Little did it realize it was locked inside with Ripley.

    • @orlandojohnson5742
      @orlandojohnson5742 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Control shut up the alien in the shuttle! Biggest problem they couldn’t keep up with where it was! Even tho they hand motion sensing tech!
      If the ship computer sensed it in the shuttle I would have left it there…. Shot it out into space & program to crash the shuttle as well! Like Alien resurrection !

    • @rivenfroggy1447
      @rivenfroggy1447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love your profile pic and user name. very poggers

    • @Tisthouworldyalivein
      @Tisthouworldyalivein 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rivenfroggy1447 thanks

  • @RandomAccounte11
    @RandomAccounte11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The fact that the Xenomorph didn't attack the cat in the movie is confusing and adorable in their own respective ways.

    • @GoodBoyGoneDad
      @GoodBoyGoneDad ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Xeno recognizes that Jonesy is a superior apex predator and has no chance of defeating it.

    • @Greedisgood-qy2ed
      @Greedisgood-qy2ed 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      it's called cat armor

    • @Tjdaybay
      @Tjdaybay 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The cats the mastermind behind these movies.

  • @Lemy88888
    @Lemy88888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    Character: Dies
    Cinema Summary: See his mistake was dying, I would have just not died

    • @foxhound963
      @foxhound963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      yea, always refuse to die.

    • @kiyru44
      @kiyru44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      News: Local Man Literally Too Angry To Die

    • @keketski5430
      @keketski5430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kiyru44 that was a legit thing lol

    • @gabrielmcghie5310
      @gabrielmcghie5310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Undershuffle sans be like

    • @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009
      @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "I would simply not die, no, i will not elaborate"

  • @syxlv
    @syxlv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    I'm trying to watch this seriously but I keep thinking about among us. "Parker here is certain it's using the air vents to move around the ship, and the captain comes up with another plan. By blocking off the other pathways, they can lure the alien into the main airlock and eject it from the ship"

    • @baboon_92
      @baboon_92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      amogus

    • @atomdoesstuff2755
      @atomdoesstuff2755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lol but among must have copied off of alien

    • @cjfireblast5458
      @cjfireblast5458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sus

    • @ark0v486
      @ark0v486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      among us is just alien and the thing combined

    • @serize-_-7982
      @serize-_-7982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think you are diagnosed with amogusussylicioussussus disease

  • @_YourFlyIsOpen
    @_YourFlyIsOpen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Ash’s agenda was Weyland-Yutani’s agenda. This crew was screwed even before they came out of hyper sleep. The company knew about the alien ship on LV-426, the Nostromo was just unlucky enough to be closest to it to divert their course for Earth.

  • @imyerpepper
    @imyerpepper ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Another thing you forgot: if you're in an area with flashing blue lights or any other strobe light effect going on, it's probably there, too.

  • @el_jefe_kema2500
    @el_jefe_kema2500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Is it me, or is this guy one of the most strategic thinkers I have ever seen

    • @treeonahill3557
      @treeonahill3557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Napoleon got nothin on him

    • @teowachowski1143
      @teowachowski1143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean it's literally his job to be strategic so it makes sense... idk how strategic is this dude irl tho, without enough time to analize everything carefully and do lots of research

    • @alitaher9558
      @alitaher9558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@teowachowski1143 You are right with so much information it's easy to find a way out, and don't forget we humans freak out and do dumb stuffs on certain unexpected situations even though we might be smart so all his theories aren't certain. I still enjoy watching though

  • @Umar_D_Snorlax
    @Umar_D_Snorlax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    As a cat lover im so glad she went back for the cat i would do the same

    • @roserose109
      @roserose109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      i'm a cat lover, but in all honesty i'd leave it. It would break my heart, but I can't risk it

    • @Enriquez2222
      @Enriquez2222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      The whole time I’m watching this all I’m thinking is “don’t kill the cat”

    • @Umar_D_Snorlax
      @Umar_D_Snorlax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@roserose109 i inderstand how you feel its a hard choice but cats are still live and breathing beings

    • @Umar_D_Snorlax
      @Umar_D_Snorlax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Enriquez2222 lol ikr

    • @ZinxTheSlayer
      @ZinxTheSlayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Umar_D_Snorlax so are humans but you left them

  • @kahra.x
    @kahra.x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Cinema summary literally always has the best transitions for adds istg

    • @undead_6662
      @undead_6662 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And nerd explains...... They both rarely make a video on the same movie.

  • @dinglebord
    @dinglebord ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ive played alien isolation i know exactly what you need to do
    1. Be the main character
    2. Crouch
    3. Carry a shit ton of weapons and devices (flame thrower)
    4. Crouch
    5. Have a radar to detect the alien
    6. Crouch
    7. Crouch
    8. Keep crouching
    9. It mightve saw you
    10. It saw you
    11. Run
    12. Nvm you died
    13. Reload last checkpoint
    And of course
    14. Avoid The Vents
    I have zero clue what to do

    • @KaosNova2
      @KaosNova2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get out in space with the spacesuit and the nail gun, and shoot holes in the Xenomorphs in Space.