Checking In With Sebastian Bails

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ส.ค. 2020
  • It's been a while since we've taken a look at Sebastian Bails, so I sat down with my buddy Jacob and we took a look at what he's been up to.
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  • @kurtisconner
    @kurtisconner  3 ปีที่แล้ว +101683

    WE DID IT FOLKS! Sebastian took the video down!! Now hopefully he makes a public donation :)

    • @probablykaren
      @probablykaren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2749

      a halfhearted congrats to him

    • @niftyydraws
      @niftyydraws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3884

      the bare minimum

    • @ImaginaryFame
      @ImaginaryFame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      👏👏👏

    • @thegorbachev2645
      @thegorbachev2645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      hell yea

    • @24601st
      @24601st 3 ปีที่แล้ว +779

      another dub for kurtistown

  • @simone991
    @simone991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5335

    “It’s not his fault.”
    “ʸᵉˢ ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢ.”

    • @dogshit8565
      @dogshit8565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      _yws_

    • @rynn6615
      @rynn6615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why does this have 3.5k likes but only 2 replies?!

    • @mooshuroom
      @mooshuroom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      3*

    • @dd3854
      @dd3854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lily Lavender 4*😼

    • @thesilliestofbillys
      @thesilliestofbillys 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      5...

  • @lilbabya.
    @lilbabya. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3744

    Sebastian: deletes social media
    Jacob: *beats cancer*

  • @kermit00000
    @kermit00000 ปีที่แล้ว +10645

    The fact that they kept saluting to the US flag despite them being Canadian is hilarious

    • @ionlydodior3452
      @ionlydodior3452 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      I literally forgot about that fact 😂

    • @happyjellycatsquid
      @happyjellycatsquid ปีที่แล้ว +215

      Putting more respect on the US flag than Sebastian Balls ever did 😆

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Wait I forgot about that LMAO

    • @derangeduck
      @derangeduck 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      omgg aroace people unite!!!!

    • @NicoChia-oi8zi
      @NicoChia-oi8zi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      AZIRAPHALE PFP???

  • @briewon
    @briewon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +619

    The “ I can feel my cancer getting worse “ made me genuinely almost piss my pants

  • @awstenknightsgoldenfork4322
    @awstenknightsgoldenfork4322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9487

    "does he have cancer?"
    "no."
    *"well i do."*
    JACOB NO

    • @JayvisionTV287
      @JayvisionTV287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      do you think he legit have cancer? I'm kind of concerned.

    • @poohc8269
      @poohc8269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      **JAYVISION** yh he definitely does

    • @localyoko4203
      @localyoko4203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      @@JayvisionTV287 I think Curtis and him wouldn't joke about that topic like that and tell that he has it if he hasn't.

    • @JayvisionTV287
      @JayvisionTV287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Thanks for the insight I also figured they wouldn’t joke about it

    • @FukaiKokoro
      @FukaiKokoro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      **JAYVISION** go to his TH-cam channel in the description... he has a podcast that’s about an hour of him talking about his cancer so don’t think it’s a gag. Remember not everyone on YT is bad.

  • @bigasspockets
    @bigasspockets 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5212

    I’m using “I do not respect you” as my email signature now

    • @GA_131
      @GA_131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      How to be classy while writing to your enemy

    • @bigasspockets
      @bigasspockets 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@GA_131 update: I signed an email “Help, Isabel” within the last week so things are not going well

    • @cynicalbutterscotch6581
      @cynicalbutterscotch6581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bigasspockets I’m curious to know what happened

    • @bigasspockets
      @bigasspockets 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@cynicalbutterscotch6581 luckily my TA was very nice and helped me out haha

    • @cybe3rr277
      @cybe3rr277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bigasspockets this is so fucking funny

  • @monikorasort
    @monikorasort ปีที่แล้ว +3467

    As someone who was diagnosed with brain cancer a few months ago and has been going through treatment, I actually really like hearing you guys joke around about it. It makes the whole ordeal feel less scary, y’know?
    Update: y’all in the replies have been so sweet thank you so much 💖 after a few months of radiation therapy I’m in stable condition, and my life’s getting back to normal now 😊

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I hope you get better soon, and if you don't, I hope you rest easy and have your own special place in paradise.

    • @paomedley
      @paomedley ปีที่แล้ว +42

      WISH U THE BEST

    • @Clefablestarz
      @Clefablestarz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best wishes!!!!!! Hope you beat cancers ass into a pulp

    • @anunknownentity5070
      @anunknownentity5070 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Hope you beat it!!

    • @ColorWheel87
      @ColorWheel87 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Get better bestie
      As Jacob said: watch Sebastian Balls

  • @cybe3rr277
    @cybe3rr277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2577

    i remember watching this video every day a year ago
    my dad had cancer then, he was really sick, was 60kg, couldn't eat or drink, but we were all staying really positive about the situation
    he died, it was a fucking tragedy i can't even put it into words how shocking it was since he was really getting better in his last days (or maybe that's just the thing when a person is dying their body does this really confusing thing before death)
    i miss him a lot, the memories are scary and beyond sad
    but jacob's videos calmed me down with how funny he was and how positive he was about his cancer
    i used to watch multiple creators with cancer then and all of them are in remmission now
    cancer is a bitch, i'm so glad jacob is okay now, he's a great guy honestly i love him so much

    • @jessicamendoza1133
      @jessicamendoza1133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      hope your doing ok

    • @biccnesse
      @biccnesse ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I’m here for you

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Cancer sucks fucking balls. Sorry for your loss. If it’s any consolation I’m sure your dad was heartwarmed to be able to spend his last days with his family.

    • @rk800android
      @rk800android 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I'm incredibly sorry. We're here for you.

    • @gremlinanger
      @gremlinanger 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      I’m so sorry that you lost your dad, cancer is the absolute worse
      I hope you are feeling ok x

  • @soysauce09
    @soysauce09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7330

    “I’m late for war”
    **runs out of the room**

    • @vic-is-trying
      @vic-is-trying 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      *my people need me-*

    • @justineleanne7252
      @justineleanne7252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      I’m gonna start using this when I wanna get out of something

    • @alexisd6106
      @alexisd6106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      That little LEAP he does fuckin cracks me up like wtf are you doing

    • @benjiiss
      @benjiiss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      “I n e e d t o g o t o w a r r n”

    • @CECEBROOKS
      @CECEBROOKS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      hey!!! im a small youtuber and i make a lot of different videos that i work extremely hard on, any support is appreciated have a amazing day

  • @stinker2614
    @stinker2614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3768

    so like, who’s gonna tell mr. balls that sexually harassing someone under the guise of a prank is sexual harassment.

    • @embrejo2204
      @embrejo2204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      PREACH

    • @aestheticweirdo5606
      @aestheticweirdo5606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      probably a lawyer

    • @somkeshav4143
      @somkeshav4143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Pretty sure she was in on the "prank" tho in all honesty.

    • @semicolon.advocate
      @semicolon.advocate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      she was definitely in on it, but you're 100% right

    • @suckiiiit9368
      @suckiiiit9368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You’d think people would’ve learned from Sam Pepper 😖

  • @alicegoodman8526
    @alicegoodman8526 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    the part at 11:46 where he leaves and says "i need to go to the war right now" is so hilarious to me

    • @elisecode2212
      @elisecode2212 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Her “you’re ly-the *war*?!” got me

    • @literal-legend19
      @literal-legend19 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      “I need to go to the war right now” 🏃‍♀️ 💨

    • @cricketjuices
      @cricketjuices 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@elisecode2212 reminds me of that vine of the guy saying the bugs are following him and his mom just says "the *bugs*?!"

  • @certifieddumbass4759
    @certifieddumbass4759 ปีที่แล้ว +1148

    Update on Balls!! He hasn't posted in a year thank god. Hopefully it stays that way. To everyone who are victims of SA or abuse of any kind, you are so strong and I give you so much support. Sebastion is an awful person for making such videos and making light of those awful situations.. Anyone who is gone through that, I am here for you.
    Using trauma for views isn't funny. It isn't cute.

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'm a guy, but as a submissive virgin, I actually WANT to be kidnapped and used. It personally sounds hot to me 🤣

    • @whoreofskelligeisles
      @whoreofskelligeisles 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I hope Kurtis pins this or at least likes it, idc how old it is

    • @StopXPlease
      @StopXPlease 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@whoreofskelligeisles Kurtis actually talked about Sebastian recently on his podcast, because recently Sebastian returned to youtube.

    • @pussycat2022
      @pussycat2022 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And what he said?@@StopXPlease

    • @scentist_error
      @scentist_error 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Good news (unless there is some sort of second channel I have not found yet)! Mr. Sebastian Skittleshair Army Balls posted like 2 shorts and then disappeared again, so we're fine

  • @Rolluptotheparty
    @Rolluptotheparty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3925

    Jacob: *sends a well written text to Sebastian* Kurtis: “I’m just gonna send him a pic of Big Chungus

    • @gioovannabp
      @gioovannabp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I mean it's fair

  • @drugresham7404
    @drugresham7404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4769

    Don’t worry Jacob, the hair loss was just making room for the crown 👑

    • @sebbstree6519
      @sebbstree6519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      he actually has a photo on his instagram with a crown:,)

    • @benjiiss
      @benjiiss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      yes 😌👑

    • @anyalaASMR
      @anyalaASMR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      this is such a cute comment

    • @1bingbongtingtong1
      @1bingbongtingtong1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yessir

    • @poopythicckums2232
      @poopythicckums2232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      King triton from sponge bob

  • @Oxytaycin
    @Oxytaycin ปีที่แล้ว +771

    I’m a sa survivor & one of the people who did that to me was a boyfriend at the time & her screaming stop while he kept going just made me shiver.. people like this don’t deserve a platform

    • @death_m3t4l_octopus
      @death_m3t4l_octopus ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait… people die from sa?

    • @kaaegin3314
      @kaaegin3314 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@death_m3t4l_octopus Yes, it may happen while they are getting sa or after the sa.
      TW : SA Resulting in DEATH/ SUICIDE
      When sa, most of the time the victims die by mechanical asphyxiation but there is a lot more : Sexually transmitted diseases such as HIV, overdosing on drugs who were forcefully administered to the victim…
      The aftermath of the sa can lead to death in the form of suicide and/also fatal drug uses.
      The experience is extremely traumatic and can cause a number of mental health issues such as PTSD, depression, anxiety, dissociation, eating disorders etc

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@death_m3t4l_octopus I think you were taking "Survivor" a bit too literally

    • @ColorWheel87
      @ColorWheel87 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I think he doesn’t understand

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      As a virgin, I really wish someone would take advantage of ME lol. I've never experienced anything so it personally sounds hot to just be used especially since I'm such a subby person 🤣

  • @hat7475
    @hat7475 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    4:43 this is why i love this duo.
    i like how Jacob is the guy who points and highlights the important parts of a bad topic while Kurtis makes jokes and points out the stupidity of a bad topic.

    • @alexschneider1667
      @alexschneider1667 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      It’s like them texting Sebastian balls and kurtiss just like “imma send him big chungus”

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@alexschneider1667 exactly! that is the highlight of this point 💀💀

  • @Alyssa-sn9fp
    @Alyssa-sn9fp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4173

    “Boys will be boys” is reserved for when boys are losing their shit at the phrase army balls

  • @archiermanilo23
    @archiermanilo23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10211

    "You've got FREAKING brain cancer."
    "Aw, shoot."

    • @bella-jx4pk
      @bella-jx4pk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      "aw shöūt."

    • @notapseudonym678
      @notapseudonym678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      10:15

    • @odi___
      @odi___ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i didn't get it 🥺

    • @archiermanilo23
      @archiermanilo23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@odi___ It's just a funny thing to say at the severity of getting brain cancer.

    • @jafie4787
      @jafie4787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I can feel my Cancer getting woorse!

  • @Marcus-sb1ew
    @Marcus-sb1ew 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    "baby you know you want it" idc that this is an old video. Idc that he took the video down. That thing still sends shivers down my spine.

  • @eriksteverman
    @eriksteverman ปีที่แล้ว +153

    “You look like you’re gonna go hunting in a Sephora” is the most obscure roast I’ve ever heard lmfao

  • @luise.h04
    @luise.h04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6901

    "you're disrespecting a future US army soldier."

    • @calcifezra
      @calcifezra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      This comment is underrated lol

    • @mirandasosa7370
      @mirandasosa7370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yg6uhw7h7hwU8WH AHAHAHAH

    • @sophie5967
      @sophie5967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @starryplace127
      @starryplace127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      bro 😭😭😭😭

    • @Mimi-vh5gu
      @Mimi-vh5gu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes

  • @mikerice868
    @mikerice868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18258

    I think Jacob's running gag of raising his hand and having a statement rather than a question is not getting the respect it deserves

    • @thepieeater8458
      @thepieeater8458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      Oh my god yes!! I laughed so hard everytime and it didn't get old

    • @quincyingalls1769
      @quincyingalls1769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      he is RIGHT

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      It's hysterical

    • @burgerhouseinthehouse2079
      @burgerhouseinthehouse2079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      I noticed that he raised his hand but I never noticed that they were statements and not questions.

    • @ryleighbark7353
      @ryleighbark7353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      i do that so i can enter conversations, it became a habit lol

  • @qwertyuiop_99999
    @qwertyuiop_99999 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    i genuinely forgot his last name was actually bails and referred to him in my head as sebastian balls for the longest time. i blame you two for this.

    • @hnichole
      @hnichole 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Same, genuinely misremembered his name as Sebastian Balls until I rewatched these vids 😭

  • @jiminsbitch212
    @jiminsbitch212 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    Every year I come back for the “where were you… when sebastian balls joined the army?”

  • @Jwilhoftstg
    @Jwilhoftstg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11465

    Sebastian: "I don't mean to offend anyone: the army, the navy, or the marines."
    The air force:

    • @bri2149
      @bri2149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +741

      the coast guard:

    • @matthoffman5841
      @matthoffman5841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +533

      @@bri2149 the Space Force:

    • @toomanyfandoms_probably2020
      @toomanyfandoms_probably2020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      Matt Hoffman Offend the Space force plz.

    • @spidermanbruh
      @spidermanbruh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      my brother is joining the air force

    • @shrxvxni07
      @shrxvxni07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      @@spidermanbruh ooh i wish him luck

  • @SelenaGomezLoL
    @SelenaGomezLoL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1576

    “Does he have cancer?”
    “No.”
    “I do!”

    • @f1zz-k1d89
      @f1zz-k1d89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      “i know jacob” “im still comfortable making jokes about it :)” “i know jacob”

    • @fionagallagherapologist5968
      @fionagallagherapologist5968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      THE WAY I YELLED PLSGHJ

  • @shaunamurtagh2572
    @shaunamurtagh2572 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    honestly I really respect them both for taking SA seriously. I got SA'd earlier this year and honestly have been struggling ever since, it's really nice to see someone take it seriously and promote organisations that help those in a similiar situation. I've been in and out of hospitals ever since, and taking on therapy and rehab groups to get through it. My heat goes out to anyone who has been in a similar situation, and I hope whoever has gone through it is okay! Thank you Kurtis and Jacob, you guys honestly have helped me in trying to trust other people again. Love you man

    • @shaunamurtagh2572
      @shaunamurtagh2572 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      omg heart* btw

    • @Honestlytweaking
      @Honestlytweaking ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hey! I grown up being SA, just know it is not your fault and that you’re a strong human being!

    • @shaunamurtagh2572
      @shaunamurtagh2572 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Honestlytweaking thank you so much and you too!! i hope everything is okay for you 💖💖

    • @radiostaticboy
      @radiostaticboy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i hope you're doing alright now!

    • @shaunamurtagh2572
      @shaunamurtagh2572 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@radiostaticboy definitely heaps better now, thanks so much!!

  • @bethanoni95
    @bethanoni95 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Watching this in 2024, thankfully all TH-camr apology videos since this have been completely normal and good

    • @Green.and.gay.
      @Green.and.gay. 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Definitely very good apologies that perceived themself out to the world as forgivable

    • @2hark2ona2elly
      @2hark2ona2elly 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yup! None that absolutely sucked :3

  • @onyxxed6582
    @onyxxed6582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2864

    I died when he announced "I need to go to war right now!" and just sprinted out of the room

    • @bugsprout
      @bugsprout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      wasnt even sprinting he literally jus kinda jogged away 😭😭 i cant w this man

    • @lemonteahoney3282
      @lemonteahoney3282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      He was running like it was running day in gym🏃 with knees hitting your chest

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@lemonteahoney3282 I CACKLED OMGPI 😭😭😭💀💀💀

    • @ringodoodles490
      @ringodoodles490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      🏃🏼‍♂️💨

    • @jojoe3247
      @jojoe3247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lemonteahoney3282 he’s gonna do those karaokes things next

  • @ayden1152
    @ayden1152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2921

    “i can feel my cancer getting worse” sENT MEEEE

  • @skydaddysfav6196
    @skydaddysfav6196 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    This week has been hell for me cuz I was sexuality assaulted. I can't eat, sleep, or shower. The PTSD and flashbacks are literally the worst things I have ever been through in my entire life. I just want it to stop. Thank you for calling him out on his bullshit.

    • @giddy4600
      @giddy4600 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      rlly brave commenting this 💙

    • @skydaddysfav6196
      @skydaddysfav6196 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@giddy4600 Thank you

    • @giddy4600
      @giddy4600 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@skydaddysfav6196 np

    • @hrtthanni
      @hrtthanni ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i hope ur doing better

    • @wormofalltime
      @wormofalltime ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I was assaulted years ago. it gets better. you learn to grow around it eventually, and you'll keep growing and changing and one day you will find that you are comfortable in your skin again. much love to you, and remember that you are more than what happens to you 💜💜

  • @user-ch2cz5hx1i
    @user-ch2cz5hx1i 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    3 years later and I still quote “cashmere balls” like once a week

  • @beetlebomb9782
    @beetlebomb9782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7081

    Bye-bye, beloved wife of mine. I am off to fight in The War. Which war? The war.

    • @lemonteahoney3282
      @lemonteahoney3282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      At yes.....the war

    • @localomnivore4877
      @localomnivore4877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      The war against the fire nation, duh.

    • @excuseyou7198
      @excuseyou7198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Ugh my husband is also off to fight in The War

    • @itsasock6091
      @itsasock6091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      The War™

    • @devent10n
      @devent10n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He's going to fight in the skeleton war, obvs

  • @ellethompson2781
    @ellethompson2781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17085

    if sebastian doesn't apologize for giving jacob brain cancer i'm gonna report his channel

    • @lilyfetterman2425
      @lilyfetterman2425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      THIS IS FUNNY AS SHMACK

    • @n16701
      @n16701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      ella wait what omg I’m going to hell

    • @sebastianuglyrat
      @sebastianuglyrat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      I’m sorry for giving him cancer

    • @arantxakatsuki7528
      @arantxakatsuki7528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Samee

    • @idk-yd5hf
      @idk-yd5hf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Sebastian Is an Ugly Rat42069 APOLOGIZE MORE

  • @carbs028
    @carbs028 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    kurtis and jacob texting sebastian balls and giggling reminds me of when i was in middle school and prank texting spam numbers with my friends and i live for it

  • @acekenny9339
    @acekenny9339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7086

    He's the type of person to say "I'm not racist, but..."

    • @arisdeez
      @arisdeez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +566

      same with the girlfriend, she gives off "oh you're wlw? you don't have a crush on me right?" vibes

    • @sindhupriyaK
      @sindhupriyaK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@arisdeez more true words have never been spoken before

    • @artdeco777
      @artdeco777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@arisdeez Holy shit how accurate is that 👶

    • @aqua4089
      @aqua4089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      “I’m not racist and I literally respect all black people, so do not take anything in this video to heart cuz I don’t mean to offensive

    • @afooz
      @afooz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      And like not in the "I'm not racist but what the fuck is Canada" way

  • @crablessinbaltimore
    @crablessinbaltimore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9859

    y'all's chemistry is just. immaculate. it's really friendship o'clock right here

    • @ryannbastion7233
      @ryannbastion7233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I was looking for this comment

    • @try2bchilledout417
      @try2bchilledout417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Ya beat me to it. Couldn’t agree more.

    • @Ya_Boi_Shaggy
      @Ya_Boi_Shaggy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Yesss!!! Many youtube collab’s feel forced or not as natural so it’s good to see our boi Kurtis enjoy himself

    • @charlottejun-olm6112
      @charlottejun-olm6112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yes!

    • @ratboygirl
      @ratboygirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      boys support boys

  • @emimew
    @emimew ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I’m luckily not a victim of SA, but watching this reminded me of my friend and my cousin, that both experienced SA and are still in a really depressing state of mind. Survivors are really strong and shouldn’t be downplayed or triggered. This mentality is disgusting and the reason victims of SA are often downplayed and not get justice. This makes it also for people so scary going to crowded places and fear something happening to them. For example, I can’t enjoy my time to the fullest on a party, because of constantly worrying for someone to put something in my drink. I also hate, that this dudes viewers are probably 99% children under 13, who might think SA is something normal and isn’t serious and can be used for videos and pranks.

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      that's the worst fucking thing about it. He's teaching these kids who probably watch his videos for "Ha ha funny orange man do prank on funny hair girlfriend" that sexual assault is funny and/or not to be taken seriously which is absolutely wrong. And I hate how he prefaces it by saying "If you are offended by this, I was not trying to offend you." as if that's gonna absolve him of any wrong-doing. I'm not a survivor myself but hearing all these survivors stories in the comments has really brought to light what a disease it is.

  • @spac3_em0
    @spac3_em0 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    lauren actually giving Sebastian like a prompt for a scene just proves these people are aware of what they’re doing, and somehow that’s worse than pure ignorance 💀

  • @annejuliavandehaterd97
    @annejuliavandehaterd97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1979

    why is no one talking about how sebastion litteraly says 'I need to go to war right now' and grabs his bag and runs. it made me cry laugh

    • @ifartedandittickledmybuttc9813
      @ifartedandittickledmybuttc9813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      in his white air force 1s 😂

    • @justintierno
      @justintierno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That shit had me doubled over.

    • @justintierno
      @justintierno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Anakin Skywalker dude if you hit him you’ll be disrespecting a future us army soldier

    • @staceex0
      @staceex0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Justin Tierno lmaoooo

    • @bettercallsaull
      @bettercallsaull 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this!

  • @regularfern
    @regularfern 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    This very much reminds me of my families type of humor. When my dog died we were like “WELL thank god we don’t have to specially lock up the trash anymore.” Or “of course that guy DIED AND missed the best year of SNOW.” he loved snow. We all loved that dog so so much.

  • @weezerfan19764
    @weezerfan19764 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    THE FACT SEBASTIAN CALLS IT CUVID 19 😭

    • @BoxOfToasters
      @BoxOfToasters 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Uh man, I hupe I dun't get CUVID 19!

  • @thomasthegoatofsatan2754
    @thomasthegoatofsatan2754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7174

    "When I said that offensive slur, it was not my intention to offend anybody."
    Did you mean: *Jeffree Star*

    • @tyler-xb1fy
      @tyler-xb1fy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      OMG BAHAHHAA

    • @wil7216
      @wil7216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I literally heard it in his voice

    • @akrasia2503
      @akrasia2503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      did you mean half of tiktok?

    • @kuyenalcantara8341
      @kuyenalcantara8341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      nah he meant shane dawson

    • @thomasthegoatofsatan2754
      @thomasthegoatofsatan2754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@kuyenalcantara8341 Why not both, lmao?

  • @etherealaesthetical
    @etherealaesthetical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2994

    I like how he has cancer but still makes jokes and stays strong.

    • @FaiaHalo
      @FaiaHalo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      I know RIGHT? He's so strong and inspiring, tbh.

    • @54Luca69
      @54Luca69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      I’m only gonna read the first 6 words

    • @jrod19437
      @jrod19437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Good on him for staying strong

    • @tamara7301
      @tamara7301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Indeed. Extremely strong❤️

    • @vayyby
      @vayyby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@54Luca69 I like how he has cancer- 💀💀💀

  • @zellie3197
    @zellie3197 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    this is literally my comfort video

    • @myaaa46
      @myaaa46 ปีที่แล้ว

      mine too 😭 i love watching kurtis an jacob they are so funny together

  • @badbeetle
    @badbeetle 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    i never noticed jacob’s shirt 😭 but for real i will visit this video from time to time and i just love the positivity and laughs jacob gives despite his circumstances. but i hope all is good now ! love this duo

  • @ALRs89pounds
    @ALRs89pounds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9340

    Jacob saying “I have brain cancer” literally made my stomach drop

    • @lictxn
      @lictxn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      Omg same!! I was so sad! 😢

    • @dubu-itis1795
      @dubu-itis1795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +791

      I THOUGHT HE JUST SHAVED HIS HEAD AND WAS JOKING😭

    • @cyddi3919
      @cyddi3919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      same, i have had a lot of friends pass away of cancer. its really sad.

    • @Batmantherealbatman
      @Batmantherealbatman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@dubu-itis1795 OMG SAME BRUH I CANT BELIEVE IT

    • @nobodyxluvsbrxkin_4711
      @nobodyxluvsbrxkin_4711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      I reacted like: oh is that a little fake cap on haha than I was like oh he shaved his head hahahaha
      Jacob: I have brain cancer
      Me: trying too hold back tears

  • @anureet123
    @anureet123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16498

    “I do not respect you” is such a powerful way to end a text, or any written correspondence. 10/10 will be using

    • @liv8095
      @liv8095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +370

      damn that's so powerful like how do u even respond to that

    • @clothildaasoalla545
      @clothildaasoalla545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +420

      "Ive met you...your respect means nothing."

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Even more powerful if you use it in person 😳

    • @seeve2274
      @seeve2274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Can’t use on women so it would do me no good in an argument

    • @yamomma2259
      @yamomma2259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      @@seeve2274 why can't you use it on women? I say if your a bad person your a bad person, don't matter your gender

  • @Hannah-bq7rf
    @Hannah-bq7rf 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    This video is just two grown men laughing at the word balls and it's the best thing I've ever seen

  • @0NoneOfTheAbove0
    @0NoneOfTheAbove0 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Jacob and Kurtis: "he takes directions really well"
    Everyone: "delete the video, donate the money"
    Sebastian: "No"

  • @charibriannagrant261
    @charibriannagrant261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4941

    The sexual assault one is actually disgusting and the fact that he thought that putting it online was ok AT ALL is insane. No audience of any age wants to see that.

    • @savanna3019
      @savanna3019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      and they really thought it was soooooooo funny, like ugh i’m done with ppl like him

    • @Blankult
      @Blankult 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Edgy kids want to see that

    • @tsukki9345
      @tsukki9345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@Blankult as someone who was edgy as shit as a kid, that isn't something I would have found funny at all.

    • @Blankult
      @Blankult 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tsukki9345 not all edgy kids are the same, but there's definetelt an audience

    • @mari-ok6jk
      @mari-ok6jk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@Blankult yes and that audience is ~psychopaths~

  • @zakayahd1396
    @zakayahd1396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1971

    i'm sorry he did not just say "i need to go to the war right now" and then ran like away like a penguin-

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      You ever see that one episode of Johnny Test about World War Penguin? Guess who got drafted for that

    • @wakin7907
      @wakin7907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      wait, is that not what people do when they go to war?

    • @gabrielaabarcasepulveda9051
      @gabrielaabarcasepulveda9051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He run all the way to the frickin army

    • @Percy.404
      @Percy.404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      His run made me cry from laughing at it

    • @alexisd6106
      @alexisd6106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hhahahaha oh my gosh his lil leap had me crackin up

  • @yourlice
    @yourlice ปีที่แล้ว +8

    this is my comfort video

    • @swag-lx5ds
      @swag-lx5ds ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same i always come back to it

  • @JamieMcGuire3295
    @JamieMcGuire3295 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Arguably my favorite Kurtis video. Love their chemistry and they were just on one with their comedy. I love Jacob and Kurtis sm.

  • @user-cw3yc3yk3h
    @user-cw3yc3yk3h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4288

    “I do not respect you” is the strongest way to end a message of all time. I’ve used it only once before, but it’s a complete heater

    • @chairchairchairchairchair
      @chairchairchairchairchair 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Don’t be sayin’ that bro, you’re hurting my feelings😤💪😡

    • @ghoulstreet
      @ghoulstreet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Jacob had a lot of zingers in this video, but that line is definitely my favorite

    • @ymiret
      @ymiret 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i said that once to a trumpet
      trump supporter

    • @anureet123
      @anureet123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh shit, I didn’t see this comment when I made mine, and I thought I read a majority of them. 🙌🏽 10/10 content tho lmao

    • @user-cw3yc3yk3h
      @user-cw3yc3yk3h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@anureet123 Hey, I'm happy for everyone to acknowledge that sentence, I felt it was under appreciated.
      It's the equivalent of giving a thumbs down instead of flipping someone off while driving. Somehow it hurts more

  • @melissagallagher8311
    @melissagallagher8311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2143

    Brain: “you have FREAKING brain cancer”
    Kurtis: “OH shoot”

  • @catharina645
    @catharina645 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    i am half of the views on this video I CANNOT STOP COMING BACK TO IT

  • @nevaehleyba5773
    @nevaehleyba5773 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    i always come back to this video just to watch “you make my heart go skittles color”

  • @Eveeee3
    @Eveeee3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4219

    from now on "im late for the war" is my closing remark on leaving any room

    • @ansruta8629
      @ansruta8629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      Mom: So...your grades have been deteriorating.
      Me: (moonwalking away) *I'm late for the war, mother.*

    • @sophieh1862
      @sophieh1862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      this comment is fuckint killing me

    • @sleepyciderr7987
      @sleepyciderr7987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Just make sure to awkwardly stumble run away after you say it!

    • @pinkfakecheez
      @pinkfakecheez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      "i need to go to the war right now"

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I'm already late I need to go to war mom

  • @atree9284
    @atree9284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12862

    Jacob: **has literal brain cancer, is joking around, pretty cheerful**
    Sebastian: mY dAd’S cOwOrKeR tEsTeD pOsItIvE fOr cOrOnAvIrUs, sO i’M gOiNG tO dIe

    • @vinregret
      @vinregret 3 ปีที่แล้ว +563

      PLEASE FEEL BAD FOR ME EVEN THOUGH I DONT CARE ABOUT ANY OF YOU

    • @lead_tv
      @lead_tv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      420 likes. bro your comment is blazin

    • @erinbush9005
      @erinbush9005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      Bro honestly, I'm glad to see Jacob is okay and he's still staying cheery

    • @atree9284
      @atree9284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Erin Bush yeah, I agree.

    • @nicholadickens4296
      @nicholadickens4296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@paige6029 it was a joke they were saying thats basically what sebastion was saying

  • @dracohatesu9894
    @dracohatesu9894 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    as a repitive rpe and s/a victim i love Mr balls and i appreciate him saying no offense it really showed me he has no bad intentions and really cares about victims :3c /s

  • @pinkducklett1051
    @pinkducklett1051 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Bro if he joined the military he would have been Private Balls

  • @commandrogyne
    @commandrogyne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20578

    Jacob signing off a text with 'i do not respect you' is so fucking funny

    • @eddy6855
      @eddy6855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      RIGHT i die every time 😂

    • @kylaajm3411
      @kylaajm3411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      Agreed, i love rewatching this video because Jacob and Kurtis are so funny

    • @chaples_
      @chaples_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Yeah also I love your pfp

    • @kylaajm3411
      @kylaajm3411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@chaples_ they're non birbinary

    • @chaples_
      @chaples_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@kylaajm3411 omg that is incredible lol

  • @gray6209
    @gray6209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8728

    the cure for cancer is eating 5 almonds daily, obviously.

    • @kendallsimmons4554
      @kendallsimmons4554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      obviously 🙄

    • @rainbowrocks1020
      @rainbowrocks1020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I see you XD

    • @laneyvibes
      @laneyvibes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      LMAO this should have way more likes 😌 we need more Danny Gonzalez fans ù3ú

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      And pista shells

    • @CJ-iz3mp
      @CJ-iz3mp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Jacob saw this n that's why he's cancer free 🤍

  • @nosethedk9687
    @nosethedk9687 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Even though he said "this is not offensive", I think it is still "offensive" for some more reasons than this but, one of them is that my dad was in the Army and he was in there 22 years and he was deployed multiple times. He now has PTSD and takes medication for that. I think that it is really shty for someone to do that. I like how Kurtis and Jacob can for real make jokes about the army and actually make them JOKES

  • @Lunar_DeBrie
    @Lunar_DeBrie 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I have to say that Jacob is really strong for being able to joke about his cancer. I would be inconsolable.

  • @gingerdjohnson
    @gingerdjohnson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3892

    I can’t believe Sebastian Balls literally gave jacob brain cancer, so rude of him 😔

    • @wo-lien6069
      @wo-lien6069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      ginger johnson ikr, how dare him 😾

    • @inesepaegle2631
      @inesepaegle2631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      HiS nAmE I bAiLs AnD nO hE dIdNt!

    • @goeeey
      @goeeey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@inesepaegle2631 balls*, also yes he did 😹😽

    • @6a6ey87
      @6a6ey87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ikr 😞

    • @Equa11ysurl
      @Equa11ysurl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I know! He should make an apology 😣

  • @lemonbee8565
    @lemonbee8565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4045

    s h o w m e d a w i n d a

    • @lexib.1389
      @lexib.1389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      all the ranboo fans just grouping up to like this comment right here

    • @miwitistic
      @miwitistic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lexib.1389 yup

    • @lauramari
      @lauramari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      SHOW ME DA WINDA SHOW ME DA WINDA

    • @asyasozen5290
      @asyasozen5290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lexib.1389 yep haha

    • @reagancorbett2080
      @reagancorbett2080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      HEY. AY. SHUH DUP.

  • @TheRealBambooPlays
    @TheRealBambooPlays 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    5:36 Sebastian:I want to remove infront of you guys
    Also Sebastian:*privates the video instead of deleting it*

  • @Sanaryy
    @Sanaryy ปีที่แล้ว +43

    This video is from ages but i need to put this out to the world in some way and this one of my comfort videos and is related to the topic so im doing it here. During quarantine ive come to realize that i was sa by a person that I really trusted at the time. I say i come to realize it bc when we talked about having sex i said i wasnt ready so she "convinced" me of doing it, saying that she lost at the same age i was so it was not a big deal. I was only 14. At the time i didn't realize how much i felt and was manipulated by her and her actions. She controlled what i did and i didnt want to disappoint her. When she ditched me to be with someone else i felt so unworthy of being loved, and that the inly thing people viewed me as was a way of being satisfied. To this day i still feel this way with every relationship that i have and i can never trust anyone fully. This is not a joke, this is a traumatic event that so many people go thru. Thank you kurtis for making this video and doing the best you can to help the people that gone trough this trauma.

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’m sorry that you had to go through that. I hope that you have gotten help and are in a much better place now.
      The sad thing is that she’s probably doing it again to another poor victim.
      It’s awful how sexual abusers will try to take advantage of young impressionable people who either don’t know or don’t have the willpower to say No.

    • @Sanaryy
      @Sanaryy ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@obiwankenobi9141 i know she also manipulated other people bc she got with a lot of people around me as well. I wish i could have said something back then, but at least she is in another country now so i dont have to see her ever again, or i hope so. Also, since then a lot of people come to realize how toxic and manipulative she was (bc she did to so many people) so it would be very hard for her to do it again, at least to the people around me.

  • @Ilovepie1231000
    @Ilovepie1231000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3409

    His cycle is the same as any toxic person. Apology, does the same horrible shit, apology, does the same horrible shit, etc.

    • @thatguy3903
      @thatguy3903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Another good example is Amberlynn Reid.

    • @vihasharma2784
      @vihasharma2784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Tana mojo

    • @shannond1511
      @shannond1511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thatguy3903 what horrible shot does she really do? And i dont consider her failing to lose weight horrible.

    • @endiecutie06
      @endiecutie06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@shannond1511 being transphobic, making fun of other people, manipulating and gaslighting her audience, a lot of that shit. I suggest checking out Young Dumb Honey Bun, as she does a lot of videos on her.

    • @emmietessen-powell3795
      @emmietessen-powell3795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shane yaw is another good example

  • @temiarvw1360
    @temiarvw1360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3595

    When you feel bad for laughing at someone with cancer's cancer joke...

    • @NerdySweets3
      @NerdySweets3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      your pfp is everyone watching sebastian’s videos

    • @dogshit8565
      @dogshit8565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      when you dont feel bad because it's funny
      ......

    • @polaroid_people4676
      @polaroid_people4676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      I don’t think you should feel bad in this case. He makes jokes so people can laugh with him. He’s a comedian and I’m sure he wouldn’t be upset by it (unless you’re making fun of him)

    • @liznolan2930
      @liznolan2930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Nah dude dont feel bad! I had cancer twice and literally i always joked about that shit with my friends (especially the ones who were there with me through the first AND second time). Sometimes people get uncomfortable or feel bad for laughing along but just think of it as something that helps them to ease the pain and stress over it :) Especially because its a time when its that much harder to find the humor in things.

    • @bianca-bw1uc
      @bianca-bw1uc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Liz Nolan proud of you

  • @Emily-sv5mo
    @Emily-sv5mo ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Can I just say, I massively appreciate the time that Kurtis takes when editing to write the actual captions instead of closed captions done by TH-cam. They make me enjoy these videos even more.

  • @sowceitup5547
    @sowceitup5547 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I like how dude is like “I need to go to the war right now!” Like bro is gonna immediately get sent to a war zone

  • @reyisdumb.
    @reyisdumb. 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    3 years later, and "sebastian skittles-hair army cas balls" is still the funniest fucking thing i've ever heard

  • @jAe-zi1xk
    @jAe-zi1xk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8439

    Jacob: *texts about why a prank about sexual harassment can be harmful to survivors*
    Kurtis: how about *b I G C h u N G u S*

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +379

      Lawful good, chaotic good

    • @skylara1346
      @skylara1346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      the duality of man

    • @dzenana7140
      @dzenana7140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      oOf

    • @charlottenicholas8083
      @charlottenicholas8083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      jAe I love your pfp

    • @jAe-zi1xk
      @jAe-zi1xk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Charlotte Nicholas
      Thank you! And I love yours! Such a sophisticated doggo

  • @EffiiCat
    @EffiiCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15714

    In all seriousness this dude being able to joke about his cancer is some real strength, you go glen coco

    • @juliajello3558
      @juliajello3558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +432

      GLEN COCO! GLEN COCO! GLEN COCO!

    • @tylerk6972
      @tylerk6972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      4 FOR YOU GLEN COCO YOU GO GLEN COCO

    • @knilla2k
      @knilla2k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Agreed

    • @colleenc.9900
      @colleenc.9900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ❤️🙌

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      @@juliajello3558 annnd none for Gretchen Weiners bye! Who sent that?

  • @Charsity
    @Charsity 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I'm watching this video 3 years later, and the video is STILL live on his TH-cam channel.

    • @Charsity
      @Charsity 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      And I should be clear - I'm talking about the SA video

  • @naveerarizwan5329
    @naveerarizwan5329 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    As a victim of domestic abuse myself (though mine was parental not romantic) thank you speaking up about this. Joking about this stuff is not okay, it ruins lives.

  • @emily1070
    @emily1070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3801

    kurtis: i feel bad cause after we made a video you got brain cancer
    jacob: are you saying that sebastian bails gave me brain cancer
    kurtis: i wouldn’t say that
    jacob: *i would*

  • @dylanstucki8435
    @dylanstucki8435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22897

    What people thing “dark humor” is: racism, sexist, homophobia. What dark humor actually is: Jacob joking about his brain cancer

    • @beatofromuminekorealnotcli4574
      @beatofromuminekorealnotcli4574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1329

      it sucks because dark humor is such an important coping mechanism, and then all these boring unfunny assholes had to go "hey check this out :)" *says slur* *dabs* and the only thing that helps me cope with is the eventual extinction of the human race :-/

    • @fy61
      @fy61 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Fr

    • @komboochie
      @komboochie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +915

      and then blaming it on sebastian bails

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1060

      person: *says something offensive*
      person: "EveR hEaRD oF dARk HumOuR"

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@komboochie balls*

  • @projectflowersong7402
    @projectflowersong7402 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    In all honesty, I don’t feel qualified to speak on the sensitive nature of this video’s topic, but I’m glad that Kurtis called attention to this being messed up. To all you s/a survivors down here in the comments, I hope you all are living happy and safe lives now
    Stay safe out there everyone, and take care

  • @bigguscockus1228
    @bigguscockus1228 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It makes me so happy to watch the new vids to see that Jacob beat cancer

  • @olivia.3765
    @olivia.3765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3183

    kurtis' no extra greeting apology was better than sebastian ball's apology

    • @quinnthequeer9477
      @quinnthequeer9477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Unrelated, but is your profile pic from the movie "spookely the square pumpkin"?
      Sorry about the stupid question, I'm just really easily amused by the smallest things😂

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The fact he was taking the piss on that one and still being better than a "sincere" apology speaks volumes how bad Sebastian's was

    • @elliem.9408
      @elliem.9408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Quinn the queer queen Omg🤣🤦‍♀️ I can’t

  • @olivemullican7545
    @olivemullican7545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4326

    I love that they joke around about his cancer. Like in such a bad situation, they can laugh about it and make good memories for them to have after he beats it

    • @CrashesCrazy
      @CrashesCrazy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      Yeah. I’m happy he found a good way to cope with it though

    • @trucevideos
      @trucevideos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      my friend had cancer a year or two ago (she's all good now!! yayyy!!) and one of our friends put like. a nickel and a dime into one of those "donate to kids with cancer uwu" things with like all the tracks and stuff inside (I. don't know if I described that well) like "THIS ONE'S FOR YOU CHLOE" and it still makes me SCREAM when I think about it

    • @genevievebatista6809
      @genevievebatista6809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      I’m disabled and people will get offended on my behalf when I make jokes about it. It’s just so much better to laugh about something and see it in a good light than to skirt around it unless it’s about pity. I really enjoyed the jokes about his cancer because I saw myself in them, and anyone who thinks they’re “tasteless” just obviously hasn’t been in that position

    • @izzytepe
      @izzytepe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@genevievebatista6809 ikr! my brother died from a drug overdose three years ago, but me and my best friends CONSTANTLY joke. Its better! (he was cremated so thats where most of the humor forms from)

    • @booksnbones5881
      @booksnbones5881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I really wanted to like your comment, but it was at 420 and I couldn't be the one to change that. Nice comment.

  • @idklol4543
    @idklol4543 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    this video makes my heart go skittles color

  • @gloriathewierdperson7171
    @gloriathewierdperson7171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3222

    You can't "prank" that you're sexually assulting someone, that's just assult.

    • @shrewii666
      @shrewii666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Gloria the wierd person 🙌🏼🙌🏼

    • @kimobl2003
      @kimobl2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      An abuser putting a camera when he want to sexually assault someone for when it goes wrong, he can say it was a prank.

    • @lonelyrooster
      @lonelyrooster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Imagine someone in court sing "it was a prank" as a defence though

    • @kristamccay1850
      @kristamccay1850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's so sick 🤮

    • @keanureeves6548
      @keanureeves6548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m the 911 th like

  • @DanniShelton
    @DanniShelton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4000

    The way he said “you know you want it”. I physically cringed at how horrible that is. That’s NOT a prank.

    • @g_00ie56
      @g_00ie56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      That line made me think of when men say "she was asking for it" or when they say to lesbians they can "change" them.

    • @kissingfrogs106
      @kissingfrogs106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@g_00ie56 I can change them, but maybe cuz im just built different

    • @g_00ie56
      @g_00ie56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      @@kissingfrogs106 Sexuality isnt something you can change. Lesbians were born liking girls so no you cant change them. Don't harass lesbian women please.

    • @kissingfrogs106
      @kissingfrogs106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@g_00ie56 i can change lesbian women, im just built different, sucks to be you, bet you wish you were like me, pretty sad

    • @g_00ie56
      @g_00ie56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      @@kissingfrogs106 um chile... Id rather respect women and their sexuality than be a creepy ass dude that harrases lesbian women. Pack it up McDonald's meal 😵🚪👈😬

  • @k4t4len4
    @k4t4len4 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    the balls bit had me struggling to breathe 💀💀

    • @Lemon_boy404
      @Lemon_boy404 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I read this as "my balls are struggling to breathe 💀💀"

  • @I-Love-Turtlez
    @I-Love-Turtlez ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I hope the best for jacob

    • @Faeriiexx
      @Faeriiexx ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's cancer free now if I remember correctly

  • @cheesehummer5145
    @cheesehummer5145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3637

    It’s so weird seeing him without cheap fake orange tan

    • @haibaraui
      @haibaraui 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      lmao ikr he looks 100 times better but hes still mad ugly tho

    • @legallypumpkin
      @legallypumpkin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Laci Moreland agree bruh

    • @musicgod9945
      @musicgod9945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No one:
      Me: *immediately assumes you're talking about Jacob* Okay but-

    • @Beavis-ej3ny
      @Beavis-ej3ny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The only good tan, is an all natural tan.

    • @villainkilla
      @villainkilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey do u have a petition for me to sign? I saw The Manny so...

  • @jaxyn494
    @jaxyn494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2165

    I still find it hilarious that Jacob was willing to make light hearted jokes about having BRAIN CANCER and Sebastian was crying because his dad's coworker had covid

    • @wilma1123
      @wilma1123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i would like this comment but it is at 420 likes and i do not want to destroy that

    • @zoemiles525
      @zoemiles525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@wilma1123 but now it is at 531 comments so u have to like it now to make it 532 if you have not already!

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      cuvvid* apparently

    • @DeeJame
      @DeeJame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@thatoneguy9582 cuhved*

    • @user-jb6yn1bf5m
      @user-jb6yn1bf5m 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@DeeJame guhhved*

  • @soupguy5243
    @soupguy5243 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    usually i put videos at 2x speed because i have a short attention span but the one exception is this video because their delivery is so perfect

  • @Iamdoctorscones
    @Iamdoctorscones ปีที่แล้ว +12

    11:31 most iconic moment that has invaded my mind

  • @kaitlynwoods376
    @kaitlynwoods376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4328

    the “apology” video pissed me off. the fact that he used the excuse of HIS DAD’S COWORKER possibly having COVID and sitting on the floor and crying to get sympathy for exploiting people’s trauma for views is so pathetic and ignorant.
    also all cops are balls

    • @daltonbedore8396
      @daltonbedore8396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      its narcissism. remember the look and just stay clear of people like that (theres about 1 in every 10 people)

    • @NameName-yj7lp
      @NameName-yj7lp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He’s milking it so much- like Yknow I get for being scared of it but this????

    • @tangytim6699
      @tangytim6699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's pathetic imo

    • @jake-bg1qp
      @jake-bg1qp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      everyone with haikyuu pfp is so good and fresh agh ily

    • @kaitlynwoods376
      @kaitlynwoods376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jake-bg1qp awww that’s so nice thank you so much!!!

  • @jacksonminton6513
    @jacksonminton6513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3766

    “The test results came back, you shoulda rung that bell”
    I’M CRYING

    • @jasmineskye6197
      @jasmineskye6197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i literally read this as it happened in the videolmaooo

    • @jinnie4271
      @jinnie4271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I literally spat my cereal back into the bowl cause I was laughing

  • @elliekate7824
    @elliekate7824 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    as an SA survivor, I was truly disgusted with the last “prank”. I had something similar happen to me and it is definitely not a “prank” or a “joke”. Thank u Kurt boy & Jacob for calling Sebastian balls out

    • @gasterthemaster6490
      @gasterthemaster6490 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You didn't capitalize Balls, so I thought you said:
      "Thanks u Kurt & Jacob for calling Sebastian.
      Balls out

    • @kelflwrs
      @kelflwrs 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@gasterthemaster6490this is the best thing ive ever heard

  • @icepopz8278
    @icepopz8278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    1:19 why did this make me realize that jacob really looks like mr clean, like the bone structure, eye color, nose, eye wrinkles, forehead wrinkle, ears, neck, the shirt, Jacob Sharpe is fuckin Mr Clean #conspiracy

  • @finnyoak
    @finnyoak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10501

    The chemistry between Sebastian and his girlfriend is like unseasoned, boiled chicken.

    • @PercyJackson-im3fj
      @PercyJackson-im3fj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Holy... I-I-I’m wheezing so hard

    • @emilywilliamson6066
      @emilywilliamson6066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      do people actually boil chicken? like boiled eggs but bird flavour?

    • @abbywolffe4114
      @abbywolffe4114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +425

      @@emilywilliamson6066 omigod no usually you boil chicken to prepare it for the next step in cooking like grilling or sauteeing but the phrase "bird flavor" is making me laugh so hard

    • @emilywilliamson6066
      @emilywilliamson6066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@abbywolffe4114 Ooooh ive never eaten or prepared chicken so i was like D: birdy no

    • @toasterstrudles642
      @toasterstrudles642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      bird juice