Don't Move Challenge Attempt with Mortacio (There's No Way...Unless...) | Vampire Survivors
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 ต.ค. 2024
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watching a guy with a dad bod not move for 30 minutes has never been so fun
Can't believe I spent my entire break from work mesmerized by this
Don't forget the kids yelling I. The background. Dudes living the dream
That's never what she said.
As a lazy 30 year old gamer with a dad bod, not moving has never been so fun.
how does he or has ever shown himself having a ‘dad bod’ wtf. u r projecting
i can’t believe i just sat here and watched someone sit still for 30 mins straight lol it was awesome
tower defense games in a nutshell
Garlic and spinach, eat your vegetables , son
34 minutes.
You're pretty gifted at commentary. Literally played a game where clicked once every like 30 seconds and made it really entertaining
I just started and was feeling a bit frustrated about this game. I would die around the 15-18 minute mark every run. I watched this video and learned so much of how I was playing this game wrong. The first run after watching I got to 28 minutes. The second run was my first successful run. Thanks for the inspiration.
Good job! The game will become easier with every run you do!
Took me about 10 or 15 tries to get past that point too. Once you start to get which passives improve the weapons you have it gets way easier (that and learning how to evolve).
You should have taken Wings as a passive. Top tier for this run! A shame you forgot about it :(
Wings instead of?
@@jeagr209 it’s a joke you idiot
Wtf
Bro you be smokin cracks.
@@gagangomey7799 "humor"
I love that the level up priority essentially is: I need to level everything up, that's what I need to do when I level up
So not only can you win without moving, this shows that it is possible to win without any evolved items too.
I won my first few maps without any evolved items because i didn't know how to obtain them, today i finally got evolved whip and garlic and it was easy getting to lvl 83
@@Ligmaballin what are evolved items lmao
@@TheFallen2700 what even is this game bruh
@@Avdimax what is life
@@TheFallen2700 🤯
interesting to see you use pentagram to fix the issue of no xp after too many gems spawn outside your orb pickup range when I completed this challenge (no curse) I had to focus orb first and make sure I didnt level bone too much early and managed to keep the xp flowing the entire 30 minutes
Yeah but... why banish it when you can upgrade it? The upgraded pentagram would collect all the xp and slurp it to you instead. Assuming he could get a chest to land on him I guess.
@@Bancheis When I tried the chests VERY rarely landed on you the boss has to die in a very specific place very close to you so upgrading reliably isn’t feasible. I assume he banished to keep the cooldown longest to minimize xp loss
He speaks about it at about 8:05
He's just standing there... MENACINGLY
24:00 LMAO proccing Pentagram's no-deletes three times in a row is like scoring critical failures multiple times in one turn 😂
pentagram procs no xp delete = failure.
Nowhere else would you hear this......
@@Debbiebabe69 seeing the good outcome be compared to a failure is beyond wacky
0.034% chance of 3 in a row
That bad pentagram luck was insane! I was getting mad for you. Grats on beating this challenge!
Yeah it was crazy. for it to trigger 3 times consecutively you need a 0.034% chance.
@@KagirinaiYonaka I’m trying to understand this - I’m watching the video - what was the usefulness was of the pentagram?? It just cleared his XP and the wave anyways ? I’m a little confused and specifically in those moments what he was intending pentagram to do for him?
@@Funbloxia There's a fix amount of exp orb that can exist at a certain time. The problem is the more you level up, the more damage and area your weapons have, hence more and more enemies will died outside your pick up area. if pentagram didn't delete the unpickable exp orb, the less exp orb will drop inside your pickup zone. 22:42
@@KagirinaiYonaka ah i see, and the pentagram would essentially reset the wave and make them all crowd and get near him again?
@@Funbloxia yes. but it more of "reset the exp orb count" rather than "reset the wave"
Thank you for not going and picking up the gem in the top. I've seen a bunch of these "don't move" challenges where people grab it and move back.
thats sooo cringe. YIKIES
so so so soooo cringe dude
Major cringe!
Like who?
That’s mega cringe bruh
I've done a single digit number of runs and saw this so decided to try this seeing you not insta die off the start and I insta-died off the start lol. Guess those power ups make a massive difference as to why peoples runs look so different.
its like path of exile with the "story" and the "endgame"... getting your powerups is the way to the real game
It's a fake video game essentially. Beating the game on the first run is literally impossible, while with upgrades you barely have to do anything. It's the opposite of a rogue-like.
Oh! My! Will try this now!
Regards from Tabasco, México [Land of The Olmecs]!
Good vid, subbed. Also, was getting that weird eye illusion thing where the Bible would change direction every time I blinked.
That’s because what you see can actually be determined by your consciousness.
The pentagram strat is so smart would have never thought about the fact that any red ruby will essentially stop any leveling. 🤔
Explain this? Why banish it at lvl 2?
@@hironobu64 He needed the highest chance for penta to delete all gems.
How this game works: If you kill too many enemies they stop dropping gems BUT the new exp doesnt get deleted. It gets stored into a red ruby somewhere just off screen. Which would gather all the exp and since he can´t move he would stop leveling up.
@@Spinexus that explains why sometimes red gems give me 3-4 levels at once lol
@@Spinexus I started grinding this game yesterday, and I could not figure out why I sometimes would insta level 5 times all of a sudden. This explains a lot and will give me room to play with that mechanic. Thanks man!
@@Spinexus OK well that solved two mysteries for me 👍Thanks
Penta hitting 3 times in a row: 0,0343% chance. This will happen in 1 of every 3000 runs (roughly).
most likely a bug
youre not accounting for luck and your calculations mean nothing
He has 40% luck
I dont think the math is correct
1 every 3000 runs ain’t even that significant and the calculation doesn’t account for anything besides the base chance to occur at any specific point in time.
The king bibles were moving soooo fast that they actually looked like they were moving backwards at 30:38-30:43
I think it works like an optical illusion dude look at the other parts with the maxed out bible and u can make it go both ways lol
Lol, this is the first time I have seen someone get mad over such good luck... and I agreed with them.
6:53 "Nope, and I'm very hungry!" 😂
very goog
idk why this game is so satisfying to watch
Developer used to work on casino games and slot machines. So there you go :)
Wife and kids in the back, man has different priorities
Call this man Luigi! Because he just beat Vampire Survivors by doing absolutely nothing!
Just found this video the other day and it was super entertaining. I played Vampire Survivors for the second time after watching this and I tried this character as I'd unlocked them the first play session. Using your build as a guide I gave the library a try as I had trouble with it the first time with a different character as there's not much room for circling enemies. But man I DESTROYED the run with ease. Thanks for much for the entertaining AND informative/helpful video!
I don't know if you guys are aware of it but many spells have italian names... like "phiera der tufello" means exhibition at Tufello which is an infamous roman neighborhood ( in fact it increments the firing directions) and "pummarola" means tomato in an italian slang (Neapolitan). Just to let you know ahahahah
Quella è la punta dell'iceberg, come glieli spieghi McCoy-Oni e Christine Davain
Game be like: "Imma make this person happy by not removing all that XP with a pentagram! They're gonna be so happy with this amazing luck!"
The *one* person who actually is relying on it to do so: "HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?! THIS SHOULDN'T BE HAPPENING!"
"That's almost an entire level's worth.... Not really..."
You have such incredibly chill dad-energy 💜
when you type "degenerate" a picture of this guys should come up
dude hammers his mouse every time he clicks something
If you want a bunch of levels, maybe lean into attractorb by leveling garlic and bible and not leveling bone or wand, that way most of the drops are in your magnet zone
if you were to level garlic and bible, the attractorb probably wouldn’t be able to keep up with the size of them earlier on in the game so you wouldn’t level up as fast
Does candle scale attractorb?
@@kibibu Yes it does. But I dont think you want candle here really. You'll lack damage if you go with candle.
Nice run. I was wondering if something like this was possible. I'm surprised there isn't an achievement for it.
Please. No. I don't want to have to do this achievement.
"What'd you do for exercise today?"
"Yes."
Garlic, holy water, Bible, axe.... that's the golden 4 for standing there doing nothing
Mortacio was probably Luigi when he was still alive.
can hear ur kid saying she is very hungry and you don't even look her way.... good stuff man
I've been struggling to get Mortaccio to lvl 100 and here you go grabbing it without even moving lmao
You can get ANYONE to level 100 with an upgraded pentagram.
@@Thomas-qc9xl pretty much every run without hurry is lvl 100 no?
As someone who has never seen this game in his life, and just stumbled across this video, you have got me hooked on this game and you definitely earned a subscriber.
Well done Nathan.
Those pentagram procs were insane wtf
you can use the furniture/props as semi sheilds and projectiles wil bounce around you faster and protect you more
A grindingwheel of death when Medusa shows up at the end
this is the nerdiest thing i've ever watched on YT, however I did enjoy. Well done.
When the bibles overlap it looks like they start spinning the other direction.
The dps from overlapping Bibles might be higher than the evolved one, idk for sure
the evolved also overlaps
Oh it's not broken... you just haven't sufficiently appeased the RNG gods!
It's kind of insane how entertaining this game is despite being so conceptually simple.
conceptually simple, (somewhat) mechanically deep 👍
@@noahsabadish3812 he literally just stood there for 30 minutes XD
The Amount Of Times You Touched Your Face Dude ...
If you want to auto pick gold, just press space the 1st time when it hits :) that's how its setup with me :). give it a try and let me know.
Someone needs to make "Just a buzzsaw of bibles" part of a epic video game rap.
Water, books and garlic and I'm fine. The water's so nuts there are rarely enemies on the screen
Vampire survivors is my favorite tower defence game
Thank you for doing a video to watch while I eat my egg tacos.
I like how you seem like this is an effort, but really you are just sitting there. XD
He was hitting that mouse like it didd something bad to him :D
Vampire Survivors: Tower Defense Edition
Fun fact the names,givem that the devs are italians, have a double meaning for us
Mortaccio: is a double meaning beacuse can mean an altered waybto say "dead" but actually the character has this name to revoke the common insult towards someone's dead relatives (mortacci tua meaning " your dead ones!")
Poppea is an ancient historical name but also "poppe" is a popular dialectal form for tits(also poppea was known to have big tits)
Poe ratcho : this is more a sound, poe ratcho in english pronounciation is close to saying poraccio in italian, in fact the old guy looks like a beggar(poraccio is a way to call negatively beggars or homeless but can also be used to underline someone who has bad luck or has gone theough a bad situation like saying "poor guy"
Porta and Arca ladonna are close to a blasphemous phrase toward the virgin mary in italian
Giovanna grana is a reference to an old man who also owns a pasta company, Giovanni Rana.
Krochi Freetto is "crocifisso" or rather in this case "crocifritto"(one meaning crucified the other crucifRied)
Yatta Cavallo is a reference to an old 80s anime Yattaman or Time Bokkan if you might say, the fact that looks like a bear is due to the fact(this is a supposition) horse=cavallo but bear is translated in orso and the prononciation of orso is close to horse
Belpaese is a reference to belmont from castelvania but also italy is known as Il Belpaese or " The Beautiful Country"
Clerici is the surname of a tv host here😮
But is also close to the word cleric
Dommario= Don Mario(Don is a term used for either mafia and for local church priests)
Thank you for the video. That pentagram luck was the best worst luck ever.
I swear it's Peter Dinklage playing Vampire Survivor
Garlic GOD streamers will never be doubted again
In this run having more luck gave you bad luck...
Don't think that button on the mouse is gonna last much longer hahaha.
I’m new to the game And I sat here for 30 mins in awe.
ChristopherOdd has brought this game to my attention. Its not my type of game but its enjoyable to watch other enjoy it
i like that they show gold and floor chicken because of the new system they just added. It allows me to use 1 of the Arcanas, or rather the option to use that arcana and not have it be wasted.
Mad groove actually puts everything in range of orb.
I'd pick that as my starting.
I want to get on Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.
Pentagram be like: I'm Xcom baby!
Best of luck brother, I love your vids.
"cmon pentagram, HIT!"
*pentagram hits*
"OH thats bullshit"
because it hit the bad pentagram that didnt clear
Just got this game and can’t even beat this level normally lol.
11:31 "Goodnight girl"
really enjoyed watching you, thanks
Congrats!
"A buzzsaw of bibles"
Yes "challenge". Meaning roll Attractorb before level 10. Very fun.
Absolute madlad
Insta follow. I have seen some og you're videos and I have to say. You explane so well, you seem so kind, smart and awsome. Love from Norway❤️
I heard the game was developed by an Italian man who worked on software for slot machines. If that's true then it explains why this game is pure dopamine.
How to escape from that end guy?
You should watch Asmongold play this game as well. He also does the don't move challenge almost every run bc he might die
True, sometimes I want to count amount of time he said garlic. It is probably more than I said this word in my whole life
@@awfsdgsgeefdgwef he does like his spinaaaach too :)
@@poppychalupa9390 lmao the way he pronounces it makes me laugh every time
@@Nickyg5670 for real man he always puts that extra emphasis on the a 😂
he moves at the start... its easy to not move once you are fully powered up.
I find myself coming back to watch a guy stand still and talk for 30 minutes multiple times.
0.49% Chance is like winning the 2nd best price in the lottery.
It's what a PC calls "random". Which really isn't all that random.
I had to do the challenge myself and used your strat and got it :) you DO have to get lucky of what drops when... you need orbgrab early.
as a side note... is there a way to fix the save file as mine was corrupted by steam and able to have 3 re-rolls and skips but I know that is cheating so I don't put upgrade points into it. Is there a way to set it back to only 2?
@@thaxorin9604 Didn't they add a third reroll with a new achievement for a new character?
They did... I just got the achievement for getting Bianca Romba to 100... BUT this is not photoshopped.. (going to add image)
I don't understand why king bible and garlic are *last* priority. Shouldn't they be top priority? They kill things close to you, within range of the orb. Magic wand and bone should be upgraded just enough to get you through the first few waves, and after that should be more for utility/knockback I would think.
A "buzzsaw" of bibles... is that the official collective noun?
After you're established the top priority is getting ready for the boss at minute 25, which cannot be knocked back. So you need to prioritise dps.
garlic and bible dps is negligible at that point in the game.
four times in a row, the pentagram did not clear the room, and several more times after(
jermas long lost brother
There's a saying. If it's not a 100% chance it's a 50% chance.
I came for the title. I stayed to both admire and laugh at the hair. Don't do drugs kids.
Everything in this game is an italian word play. King bible is Re Bibbia which is a prison in italy.
I take it you need pentagram to clear the gems because once gem saturation on the screen is reached no more will spawn in your pickup range?
Yes exactly!
@@NeverNathaniel To honest you shouldn't be running luck in this so you don't even have the chance of missing a gem removal.
@@Lowlightt if you watched the video you would have known he already admitted he should have gotten rid of the luck, but oh well.
@@nom6758 I did watch the video. I paused it to write this comment and then resumed watching it, which ironically had him saying he should probably have removed luck literally 2 seconds later.
@@Lowlightt wouldn't remove the chance, it just would've been a 10% chance to not delete gems instead of a 14% so, marginal difference.
Every time you do your into I think you say "never call me Daniel" xD
well you're tenacious...
I feel like the santa water girl or the Empress would be best for this. Or any that start with upgraded weapons like the reaper or the meatball.
Why is this so fun to watch????? Hahahaha.
If there was a 7% chance of the pentagram not wiping gems 3 times in a row that would equal out to a 0.0343% chance.
This was my first VS vid and I just started playing a year later haha
that...that was beautiful...
Damn poor mouse you smash that thing
Wow, it looks so easy (relatively), guess luck balances out.
It's spinatch not spinach