Talking Fast With a Record-Setting Speed Talker

If you were a kid in the ‘80s, you might recognize this man, or, at least, you’ll recognize his velocity of speech. John Moschitta Jr.’s motormouth dominated the airwaves with stints as the fast-talking FedEx guy, Mr. Testaverde on “Saved by the Bell” and the infamous Micro Machines Man. With the ability to say up to 11 words per second, Moschitta broke the world record and made a career out of his dizzying cadence. The Guinness-certified speed talker sat down to give us the whole scoop on his life in fast lane. Now, try to keep up.
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[@batteryjuice4667]

WAIT DEADASS

[@snakerely]

Welcome back

[@ihavenojawandimustscream4681]

LETS GOOOOO

[@TK_Velvet]

POG

[@burritoboyee]

I am so happy you’re back! I used to watch you guys all the time, I’m so excited to share these with my wife

[@sdx3918]

When you're ordering food but your battery is at 1%

[@_tirrell]

no joke this is underrated 😂

[@kingveggie6729]

Here before 60 likes

[@verovillalobos7323]

Hehe

[@vbutterscotch]

I love this here before 2.0K likes

[@iloveapplejuice5947]

Well you would probably have to repeat yourself which would waste more time...

[@Mippyy]

Eminem: you arent even fast
John: oh I wasnt rapping I was just talking

[@Specruzus]

Vietnamese guy: hold my conical hat

[@user-uv2oo3ts2i]

They're kinda same

[@scarletspiderreviews7462]

3637383 373727373 r/woosh

[@kxngj7486]

@@user-uv2oo3ts2i Godzilla fast verse is only 7 wps he does 11 words max

[@crimsonhurricane4083]

Twista

[@hatred9427]

The fact that one day he decided to get his name on a book and ended up having his life set is incredible.

[@EnergeticSpark63]

hola

[@Orpheusftw]

What I found most interesting is that he _practiced_ the skill. I always kind of just figured it was one of those "you've got it, or you don't" deals.

[@icanbreathe9161]

Practice makes perfect

[@cube4547]

There's literally nothing like that. Whenever it seems like someone has natural abilities from birth that's just because that's exactly the impression they want to give.

[@axeluwu3959]

@@cube4547 you're on the point, I really hate that, why someone wanna figure he's good without effort

[@deontaeavila3514]

​@@cube4547what about people who can wiggle their ears?

[@moarmosspatoproductions1475]

The Skooks creator, spotted in the middle of a TH-cam comment section.

[@Jloffy]

This is the guy who explains the terms and conditions at the end of ads.

[@Neotanshuk]

underrated comment

[@darksideorbit8898]

Guy reading medication side effects

[@Sheltieshangrila]

lmao

[@IITfanaticsYT]

Ih

[@classicallemur1190]

Dang it I was about to say that

[@TylerZak-zr5hj]

Eminem: I’m the fastest rapper
John: *hold my hamlet book*

[@mangoteelicht9272]

Eminem isn't even in the top 100

[@xy710]

@@mangoteelicht9272 dumbass

[@mangoteelicht9272]

@@black-my9qm Dude rebel xd, crucified, k-fix, dna tru lyricist, SplytSecond, outsider, leach, the jokerr, MC Rice, Mizury mize. Check out Underground choppers 6 you will see there are people who are faster. The best guy for this stuff is nahdah vebb, he made a top 100.

[@czeeyanbatul3057]

But john is not a rapper at all

[@C.S.A_Official]

Eminem got nothing on him lol

[@elf6499]

Eminem has actually been real quiet when this video dropped. Quite literally

[@mrmiscellaneous105]

Well, he's released 2.5 albums and also participated in a number of collabs, so he hasn't exactly been quiet since this video dropped.

[@Coolrecords567]

@@mrmiscellaneous105 ugh here we go again with taking jokes literally

[@mrmiscellaneous105]

@@Coolrecords567 Well, the original comment said his joke should be taken "literally", so I might as well respond in kind.

[@whyiseverysinglehandletaken2]

@@mrmiscellaneous105 well you aren't wrong

[@Arknjoyer]

@@Coolrecords567 you sure did lose that argument fast

[@continue7934]

*Top 10 people Eminem is afraid to diss.*

[@amishmeatball4476]

Golden Milk Top 1 person Eminem is afraid to diss.

[@ArezinaM]

@@amishmeatball4476 nah bro

[@james03pearce]

ArezinaM oh yeah yeah

[@ArezinaM]

@@james03pearce oh yeah yeah

[@Tmtrainer69]

So cringe

[@Ikitsuu]

This guy can say every insult he can before you can even say "ok boomer."

[@squippites7356]

NO U

[@egg69420]

Ok boomer

[@davidmunoz8171]

@@squippites7356 Same, his username checks out.

[@Anabe1l]

Ayyyyyyy

[@Ikitsuu]

@@Anabe1l ayyyyo wassup

[@christopherlucas4620]

I would LOVE to talk to this guy, just for a minute. His story is amazing. Plus he was literally part of my childhood.

[@Centermass762]

I can still picture everyone in class trying to write notes with papers flying everywhere as he talks and Screech writing with both hands. 🤣

[@Lolbit_the_glitch]

I would love to talk LIKE this guy

[@yourdad1367]

For anyone reading this, I suggest you slow the video down to 0.25x speed in the settings. In terms of his 11 words a second example, it still doesn’t sound like he’s really saying the words. But on his 7-8 word a second example, you can clearly hear him pronounce every single word. Very impressive.

[@mrthanos2404]

I don’t think he can even physically do it with a clear pronunciation. The air doesn’t even have enough time to get out of his mouth before he has to close it again.

[@OrdenJust]

If the 11-words-a-second example does not sound clearly enunciated at 025x speed, I wonder whether that is a just an artifact of TH-cam's audio capabilities. The sounds on my laptop are, after all, digitized and not analog.

[@sirazurill4243]

I might be wrong but I think the 11 word per second take sounds off because the ball trying to follow what he’s saying is a little off.

[@Loltroll8]

also keep in mind, youtube video speed directly affects pitch, so the slower you make it the lower the pitch goes so that also adds to being unable to fully understand him at such speeds

[@TheGalacticKnight]

So he is the one talks about the side effects in medicine commercials.

[@nojumper01]

GamerX 255 lol

[@randomdumbass7231]

It's him except slowed down so you can understand what he is saying

[@kyzr899]

ROBOCOP GAMING Try 0,75 He talks like a normal human talks

[@emmamist4514]

Keyzar22 no FASTTTTTT

[@leafertYT]

no

[@admiralpp]

Me: *is about to die*
Killer: any last words
Me:

[@plushaloo]

Lmao

[@saelca5314]

Wow that's gonna be 30 letters

[@oukphearak2187]

Mints lol

[@tjadeokkerse9150]

You have 666 likes 😝👺

[@rodishoti1253]

*Killers brain explodes*

[@rogerbarrett1979]

I remember him from the late 80s. Last time I saw him was in late December 1988. He was working as some anchorman. Of course I don't remember what channel. I also remember him doing a Micro Machines commercial in summer '88.

[@ingesexton811]

I remember watching him when I was a kid in the 80s. I wanted to learn how to talk as fast as him, so bad!

[@janetarmstrong79]

Kid: dad can I have a bedtime story
Dad: ok.....
Kids: dad where are you going!
Dad: what I’ve just read you Macbeth

[@NosyShk]

Ahahaha lmao

[@MrPiggybossin]

Josh651 Pro ?

[@TopBagon]

@@josh651pro6 who tf u wooshin'? LMAO

[@NosyShk]

@@josh651pro6 bruh who you wooshing

[@SagMestKing]

@@josh651pro6 r/woooooooosh

[@CJ_1406]

The guy who is making subtitles: Another day's work.

[@jake9542]

I agree, he needs a raise.

[@basedneutral1173]

@Kitty Chan stop saying underrated comment is overused

[@skeptical_playz6142]

@@basedneutral1173 thank you

[@Taco34576]

@@masterknight1281 0_0

[@xa-69prototype-19]

He subtitled for his lifetime

[@KSN324]

The fact that this video has subtitles makes this 10x better.

[@dominiccervantes9193]

oh my God finally I found this talented and lovely man, Mr Moschitta I remember you in the 80s commercials, please receive my love from México I love you sir !

[@hafsa_99]

How every teacher talks when your trying to take notes

[@gwen9862]

@Manuel Grajales who tf cares

[@sebastienpoole1602]

@@gwen9862 you

[@maveryck1368]

Its okay i have adhd

[@solfruelda4843]

@Manuel Grajales r/whooosh

[@Emiya491]

Same

[@3boody_]

All jokes aside, this guy genuinely looks like a really fun person to talk and have a conversation with.

[@vanaprasthaoutdoors7215]

Abdullah Sarwari look at his videos from the 80s

[@kmagic11]

all jokes til he starts roasting you in 11 words a second

[@lyricghee]

if you can catch up

[@aidan-131]

this is such a wholesome comment

[@mannamedjared]

He will do the entire conversation himself before you manage to say a single word

[@Gg-ij7li]

His smile is contagious haha God bless this man!

[@arxe_d3505]

I could talk to this guy for hours, he’s just that kind of guy.

[@allanqueme4608]

EMINEM: I fear no man
John: *exists*
EMINEM: but that thing, it scares me...

[@lewqitz]

So you're saying he isn't a man?

[@noahrogers3321]

@@lewqitz r/woooosh?

[@EggyBreadJRA]

@@noahrogers3321 woooosh how?

[@bussydestroyer69849]

Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Allan Quemé: Jhon

[@allanqueme4608]

@FV25 oh...

[@SShiJie]

I'm pretty sure this guy is the commercial guy at the end who says all the disclaimers
"We are not responsible for any injuries lhlrvo2f51ljw6jl5wlhh5qo"

[@dramatime7739]

😂😂

[@MoreMoreMori]

Of course .__.

[@gl-jp8up]

ShiJie 12311 this comment deserves 2k likes bruh

[@NebulousNova]

ShiJie 12311 so true lol

[@Kang-et2xs]

ShiJie 12311 yeees

[@beasthunt]

I remember all of the commercials. This guy has an absolute ton of personality.

[@SenetTheSnek]

Perfect role for Blurr. Thank you John for your hard work within the Transformers series

[@insertname3293]

Sonic: *You're too slow!*
Moschitta: *Are you sure about that?*

[@arandomuser5202]

[Insert Speed]

[@Adam-lm1eh]

no

[@saltys1065]

*yrshurbttat

[@that_one_idiot9369]

I put it in 2x now he's fast

[@hannahwang820]

*cue John cena meme*

[@kennytee6882]

*Girl:* "Daddy, can you read me a bedtime story"
*Dad:* "Ok sweetie. OncueponatimeGoldilockasddfsdjfjasdjsjdjdjasdjjjsdfkjndkjvndksjnckjsnlnlkkskkdkasdjkscdcdnlsnjsdnkjnvkfnkjsndiiojsdalsw. The End...now go to sleep"
*Girl:* ๏_๏

[@nightmime8397]

xD

[@TheWiseDucky]

LOL her chilhood

[@donutlovingwerewolf8837]

WHY IS YOUR COMMENT SO FUNNY AND YOU NAME IS FUNNY AND YOUR LITERAL PICTURE IS FUNNY

[@SHARPOASIS]

Zahed Latheef Fr she learned about the birds and the bees in less than .5 seconds

[@kennytee6882]

D0nut W0lf123 my life is a comedy I suppose

[@kagemaru259]

I first knew him as the voice of Blurr in the original Transformers when I was a kid back in the 80s but back then and to this day he’s always going to be the Micro Machines Man.

[@jethromcgl3697]

When he talks normally, he sounds like he's just gonna get faster

[@edithbannerman4]

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

[@jethromcgl3697]

@@edithbannerman4 get out of here sex bot

[@thechezychez]

im actually surprised how he can just bring up a whole conversation without running out of words to say

[@liapea3591]

thechezychez same

[@feminico2613]

The power of reading a whole dictionary

[@taker6857]

@@feminico2613 power we have never seen before. It kinda feels good that humans can do such talents

[@ManaSamaLover.]

IKRRR

[@thenextbigthing1393]

He probably thinks fast too

[@blackcrewmate8272]

Plot twist: That's Eminem's Grandpa.

[@shel8643]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😭😭

[@alejandroguevarra8506]

Ey broooo HAHAHAHAHHA

[@shisui2810]

Makes sense

[@taker6857]

Lol

[@ManaSamaLover.]

LMAO YEA

[@AnymMusic]

every once in a while I remember he exists and look him up. Every time it's a delight

[@dearcole123]

I like this guy’s sense of humor 😅
You can’t take yourself too seriously in this life. You have to be able to laugh.

[@aureliabadica9520]

Wow i just watched his 1987 interview and i feel like a time traveler

[@SomeOne-lx6ms]

Aurelia Badica ikr

[@kel_lee]

That’s what I’m sayin😂

[@wanderingghost1558]

I'm surprised it was the same person, I was like "na the guy from 1987 was faster." only the check again and see that they are the same person xD

[@gloriasenteno3270]

Lol

[@Fehnickss]

666 likes

[@missywiley3140]

Sign language interpreters would have a time interpreting him.

[@vgcc9723]

I would love to see someone trying to do sign language to that or simultaneous interpreting into another language.
It would be so cool.

[@sunnybunny1209]

Prolly looks like naruto hand signals lmao

[@ryutyga9946]

@@sunnybunny1209 lol i bet it would..;)

[@120_mohamadrifqinaufal4]

You should see sign language interpreter for Eminem's rap god live

[@BudgetMow]

Have u seen the interpreter that was in Eminem's rap god concert ? Check her out

[@Nucky420]

This man learned how to enjoy life from a young age and kept on doing it. Props to you my man.

[@sherrilldean4598]

You've got to love this guy...talk about a smooth talker...WOW !!!

[@mohammedshehab3789]

Eminem:
Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

[@jamly8515]

Kung Fu Panda: Tai Lung sentence?

[@Zemog23]

Jam Ly yep

[@yuyuyuyuyu2556]

Bullet Tooth *cough* *cough* Agust D *cough* is a worthy opponent *cough* *cough*

[@mallikai7746]

@@jamly8515 Master Lu Wei: Meet the new rapper warrior
All rappers: NANI!?

[@LinhNguyen.]

I figt with eminem because “nap god”

[@radicalonion4979]

Can we just appreciate how entertaining he is when he's telling stories

[@sean6992]

Yes

[@SilverRay2]

100% yes... imagine how enjoyable experience his children and grandchildren must be having with him being so entertaining..😊🤗

[@patelnjapl3561]

@@SilverRay2 and fast

[@syedhussain2151]

Why not 🖤😏

[@noone-ub4zn]

'can we just appreciate'

[@litgal783]

This was so funny! Someone mentioned him in class talking his head off. I am a teacher and we could get through a novel 90% faster with him reading. LOL!!

[@brooklynbarbie6855]

I LOVED that guy and those matchbox car commercials when I was growing up in the 80s!!!

[@bromine8494]

Eminem: I beginning to feel like a rap go-
This guy: step aside child

[@nenolaura2199]

@Ozone Good Joke

[@TCHICKIBRAXD]

@Ozone ok boomer

[@TCHICKIBRAXD]

@Ozone ok boomer

[@feridebexheti5277]

@Ozone that's the joke boomer.

[@zenthaa]

@Ozone it's a joke. Why is it so hard for boomers to get a joke 😂

[@eelkers]

He is the most energetic old man I`ve ver seen

[@EpicGamerr.]

@@ThisLeprechaunWrites okay then

[@Phaedians]

@@ThisLeprechaunWrites why

[@cpfbeans]

@@ThisLeprechaunWrites oh

[@trollgejr2984]

@@ThisLeprechaunWrites Lol 🤣

[@enderguardian7443]

@@trollgejr2984 what did he say

[@miguelquazar883]

I remember first seeing this guy on the Micro Machines commercials in the 90's. Was always amazed.

[@Dooggey.]

This sounds like the guy who talks about the side effects, terms of conditions, and basically anything else like that in commercials.

[@linknator]

At the end he said “it’s our little secret” exposes it to 12 million people.

[@minatonamikaze8209]

want me to give you advice for becoming the 8th hokage

[@eilyasshafie5030]

I HATE YOU ICE AGE BABY

[@moved4462]

ice baby is cute >:0

[@ianawad365]

Minato Namikaze nah that’s for konahamaru go fuck urself minato

[@ediguess]

Bøxıca wtf

[@allandejesusjr.1722]

Imagine him being a teacher:
Enters the room*
"Good Morning Class"
30 seconds later*
"That's the end of our discussion, see you tomorrow."

[@REEEPROGRAM]

Now imagine him as the captain of the plane
"attention passangers.."
10 seconds later
"... Sit back and relax"

[@birdboy16]

That would be my favorite class

[@evog35viii]

Good luck trying to take down notes.

[@yaya_pagan]

He wrote a book called ten minute university so he could be your teacher

[@SuperFlashDriver]

@@REEEPROGRAM XDDDDD

[@johnimal]

Will always be the 90s kid micromachine guy. Thanks 😊

[@giftmbanugo3605]

This video made me smile. He's entertaining

[@hasnaraahmed7853]

Imagine him being the kid in class that never stops talking

[@diaochan7506]

I have a classmate like that she talk speed and cringe sound like a rat. Sofunny.

[@omegatone4557]

@@diaochan7506 how does one sound like a rat

[@clara4738]

@@omegatone4557 idk screeching sounds ig

[@omegatone4557]

@@clara4738 never heard one screech

[@arnavakula9797]

They say girls talk 2,000 more words than, that’s a lie

[@nutbutter]

This guy is faster than my wifi

[@gnome2812]

I agree

[@westonedwards2328]

Kawaii Potato facts brother

[@tobytaylor7617]

Amen to that

[@beedslolkuntus2070]

My internet is 10Gbps

[@simonair]

Cio Dokop how much do you pay for wifi

[@banudi2]

gosh I love his personality!

[@okladiaprd]

he seems like a genuinely fun guy to hang out with

[@barrymccockner3683]

Is this who they use on the prescription medicine commercials?

[@ernestty8465]

Killergill 02 thats actually funny

[@vannesa8046]

Killergill 02 lol

[@iescapedtheasylum2015]

Sergio Buryy DEAD

[@souptopia]

“Side effects may include...
*itchyeyes,rashes,projectile vomiting,explosivediareah,lossofhearing,hallucinations,siezures,ordeath* pleasecontactyoursocrororphysiciantoseeifthisproductisforyou

[@gfuelsoccermom5307]

Ikr

[@derrickl3380]

When ur mom says u have 2 seconds to explain wtf u did.

[@juju-yp5gb]

Lol

[@kidnickfurynick8494]

Duslik lmao same 😂

[@silvermoon3177]

that's 22 words in 2 seconds for him then.

[@shadiahstewart3523]

😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😄😄

[@matthewjones7128]

Duslik lol

[@adobotravels]

I usually watch videos in 1.5x speed but in this case it was already at 2x

[@ayaanuddinmohammad4986]

this guy is so upbeat and happy

[@s6leh]

*when there's only 20 seconds of class left and the teacher says we can't leave until we finish*

[@saviralarasati9514]

TRUE OMG

[@chaddysalright8493]

Amirable lol

[@disco.jellyfish]

eventhough in truth we can...
Yeah, good old times...

[@lilboota4133]

I was ur 500 like....u prolly don’t care but so true

[@Niz15]

Then that one idiot raises his hand cuz he has a question

[@razorbladeisaac912]

Fast talking guy: *talks so fast*
Me: My understanding
Me: jwhewnfifuehebrifuguehrktifegiehr
My Brain: *yes*

[@Amongus-ug7dq]

I agree

[@Geo.220]

Yup

[@level_foxy9895]

I put it to 2x the speed and it's even more
jwhewnfifuehebrifuquehrktifegiehr

[@dommonek]

level _foxy did u literally copy each gibberish letter that he said

[@razorbladeisaac912]

@@dommonek yes he did😂

[@pellervohakulinen]

Why is it so sad to see this guy get old? 😭

[@SlambosCarofIdiots]

I have a copy of 10 Classics in 10 Minutes. Thanks for reminding me!

[@adalinesimonian8723]

It's amazing how easily you can follow along with what he's saying!

[@legionslaughter6312]

Vartan Simonian the brain is such an amazing computer.

[@naritruwireve1381]

Easier than some raps

[@tajdarm1730]

Well they did subtitle almost everything he said

[@ninjaahjumma]

I guess it's also because he enunciates words very clearly despite the speed.

[@norbadotexestoppedworking181]

Vartan Simonian my gf talks fast faster then normal person so when he starts talking fast i understand like 90% of it

[@zzaayan]

This guy is like the person that talks about all the side-effects at the end of a commercial

[@egor.kuznetsov]

1DreaM3ateR that’s obvious

[@vryan4071]

He literally is

[@llysehislop]

I was bouta say that🤣

[@jessicaaye3738]

I loved seeding him on tv when I was a kid 🤗

[@thegodofwar9369]

I put this video at 2x and boy I enjoyed it.

[@sacredbolero]

We will lose this guy one day. And it will be a tragic day.

[@MemeRaider]

Just like Stephen Hawking and Stan Lee

[@SadeTheCrazyEbony]

@@MemeRaider stan Lee was a legend and I absolutely cried so hard when he died and I'm only 12.

[@Nero-lx2gs]

impossible happiness so ur 14ish years old

[@SadeTheCrazyEbony]

@@Nero-lx2gs nope I'm 12 lol.

[@SadeTheCrazyEbony]

@@Nero-lx2gs when he died I think I was what... 9? Idk lol.

[@tyclone6266]

Eminem: I am the fastest rapper in the world!
John: Hold my beer

[@tyclone6266]

@@andrewmiller2971 It feels great

[@spxnneret2981]

@@andrewmiller2971 your parents are cousins

[@cxtiie.y]

@@andrewmiller2971 Your the LOSER! Dont treat people like they have no Emotions. HOW DOES IT FEEL LOSER?!

[@baiter660]

Ruining the joke but, John isn't a rapper.

[@a.k.a.justdreamcatcher8750]

Andrew Miller 73 now

[@fatgamertim4544]

This guy is actually an excellent voice actor

[@disassembly4147]

love this guy

[@rptrmacct]

Glad to see this guy is still going strong after all these years.

[@hanbigim]

yes

[@jmodified]

He was only about 27 years old when he did that FedEx commercial, but looked 45.

[@monkey3964]

He’s dead

[@abelcompany1556]

@@monkey3964 lol he's still alive

[@OfLanceTheLonginus]

@@monkey3964 you’re dead

[@sonjyson5614]

Whos here after watching the younger version of him?

[@michaelm3584]

sonjyson meeee

[@anassz]

me xD

[@TetronRR]

Me

[@systemoverlrd]

Me

[@DrWambua]

lol, you got me :)

[@ObungaGamer]

Your teacher when you stop paying attention for 1 minute

[@ZoeyCult]

What an awesome guy

[@luckyrage1000]

This is how every teacher talk when your taking a note😂

[@snetxilb4055]

ahah true

[@AuroraVeil_]

Stolen comment from the video where this guy sings a Michael Jackson song smh

[@zikeriasmith8630]

I swear facts 💯

[@1ivannthegreat]

More like from people that Annoy you so much in your life. ( especially family members)

[@dragonriderxx7yt268]

Why is this so relatable lol

[@OmicronGaming]

droppin bars before droppin bars existed

[@irishman9550]

CORRECT

[@astonished-scout]

yes

[@wqnderalone8405]

What is a minecrafter doing here 🤔🤔

[@anclespy4991]

Ohh you again

[@itssimpathy]

Wtf how did u see this lmao

[@JustAnAverageBrad]

i remember him mostly from some vcr tape based game i got in the 80s....it was called "commercial crazies" and it featured a lot of his commercials

[@alvamarsh4290]

Met him years ago. Nice guy

[@dbl_dylan7625]

Me: What's the wifi password?
Friend: Its on the back of the router.
The back of the router: 1:45

[@jasonstarrising]

Hotel: Trivago

[@kamiinthemist]

@@jasonstarrising no that doesn't go

[@zipperzipzips3539]

Nini

[@Noahneck-jt8lr]

This is stolen

[@dbl_dylan7625]

@@Noahneck-jt8lr lol I dont know I just thought of this so if it is stolen then oopps

[@cerettistormi7510]

1:45 me explaining to my teacher why I was late

[@monosneverland6906]

Lmao

[@delighteddinodoughnuts2626]

Lol

[@hafsa5545]

Lol

[@shuruff904]

You're funny. You should do comedy. 😑

[@jeannealleva]

As a voice actor, that is pretty darn awesome.

[@aaronnichols9444]

Nostalgic!

[@SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-lt3vy]

When the teacher’s giving instructions to the class and you don't pay attention for 1 second

[@oscarrasmussen7154]

10,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos TRUUUEEE! Btw Nice getting 18k without vids ;)

[@Wolf-dw3rn]

10,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos did you're everywhere 😂

[@brunovsky_]

1 nanosecond*

[@jadenjohnson6206]

10,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos I see you everywhere

[@melodramatic4085]

Wow I haven't seen you in a hot minute.

[@ToneAlone]

This guy sounds like he would be on a Toy's commercial that doesnt includes batteries.

[@SadeTheCrazyEbony]

Lmao oh yeah. How do those people talk so fast

[@ArpPlays]

@FizZeldWOW ITS LIKE HES DOING A JOKE

[@ignaciobogado1372]

@@ArpPlays COULD IT BE?!!?!!??

[@parkodi1942]

ok ok boomer

[@nuthin2du]

@@Timmyliam r/whoooosh

[@mariothedog2949]

I like that the first commercial he ever did was for FedEx and the last scene in this video has a delivery truck driving towards the camera

[@shadowkun1294]

"If you can't understand what I'm saying, they're not gonna give me the big bucks"
What a legend

[@kingcharlesalonzo3065]

fun fact: eminem was scared when he heard this.

[@IshowSongNames]

😆

[@yahyashaikh7151]

But the thing is eminem is the only dude who can talk fast and actually be intelligible if u slow down the audio

[@housesports000]

@@yahyashaikh7151 because he doesn’t talk as super fast as this guy gets sometimes in this video

[@IITfanaticsYT]

O

[@shiweolshibi]

@@yahyashaikh7151 nah

[@tvlogs7410]

1:10
The voice matches so perfectly with her face

[@JK-xo9wm]

You probably never spend your time around girls or woman. But okay.
(Sarcasm)

[@atomic5989]

JK nah it sounds about right

[@bobross8352]

I agree

[@scottslater4971]

I mean it’s so post to

[@josieposieee]

wow it does

[@MaxLovesNascarOfficial]

bro I still have my micro machines collections and I never knew this guy was the same until the beginning when it showed the commercial 😂

[@BloodWolf2005]

This guy was interviewed on 60 Minutes. He told his life story, and the TV station had to show commercials for the last 59 minutes.

[@taizu55]

*The man who says "batteries not included" in ads:*

[@CurryChickenAndPotatoes]

frr

[@rmobilezero7425]

*

[@krimzonn]

Each action figure sold separately

[@deiselslick5275]

lol

[@3229dan]

If you want to order, please find a store near you or go to any online store. Symptoms include (lots of symptoms here). For more information, please call (number here) for our support. That's (same number here). Each product sold separately. The (company here), Inc. is not responsible for any symptoms as indicated. If any of them happens, please go to the nearest hospital or clinic and consult the doctor immediately.

[@kiwikiwi2483]

*Video on 2x speed*
Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

[@abdusp1619]

It makes no sense

[@calebjackson]

Kiwi Kiwi huh

[@eli-ti5um]

Harun Pekcan cause he’s old and slower

[@WatercraftGames]

@@abdusp1619 r/woooosh

[@catconfirmed1896]

Kiwi Kiwi your profile picture is cursed... a kiwi kiwi bird

[@marcodiaz6322]

Just because his record was broken several times, doesn’t mean it stops him from making him my favorite fast-talker! He literally had all the fun projects, including being on the “Transformers” franchise.

[@akpl4210]

I love his humor

[@makimiramhlun175]

Just imagine him praying he would say Amen say so fast that the whole family would just laugh....lol

[@isaiahbaker2002]

Like you.

[@cedrick25]

He could literally read a random page in the bible and everyone would think it's a prayer because his words are incomprehensible for me lol

[@benedictusaryasatya6761]

Even God probably doesnt got a word from his pray

[@JatPhenshllem]

@@benedictusaryasatya6761 "When you say my name, I expect it worth my time. Come back when yiu're serious"

[@ibrahimalomani1264]

He looks like a fun grandpa to have

[@creatroyer2701]

*until he starts giving you a whole history of the world in seconds....*

[@ibrahimalomani1264]

I wouldn’t mind that

[@redoverdrivetheunstoppable4637]

he will not only stop you from hurting yourself in the immediate, he will also explain why till to the reason of life

[@Astr0_Feline]

Love him or hate him he’s spitting straight facts.

[@justinratcliffe947]

But who the hell would hate him and why?

[@KindaBoredToday]

At TF Con LA 2023 I met him there, He was pretty cool