Meet the Accidental Genius

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  • @BaKeDCrAcKer
    @BaKeDCrAcKer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112546

    The only man in the world to ever get some sense knocked into him.

    • @qawmaster25
      @qawmaster25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2043

      Lmaoo

    • @jwuzheer1559
      @jwuzheer1559 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1243

      Hahahaha!!!!! Made my day

    • @itsmidtrib1569
      @itsmidtrib1569 6 ปีที่แล้ว +853

      Made me laugh really hard thank you

    • @brandeegiddy7509
      @brandeegiddy7509 6 ปีที่แล้ว +682

      Thats so clever made me literally laugh out loud

    • @kramniboh1189
      @kramniboh1189 6 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      Great stuff!

  • @averageenjoyer147
    @averageenjoyer147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23133

    My mom beat me across the head all the time when I got a failing grade. I knew she was onto something

    • @yess1191
      @yess1191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      Same same

    • @Eyjey-d2p
      @Eyjey-d2p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Lol

    • @stephanielopez819
      @stephanielopez819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      😂 that's a good one

    • @May_adventure
      @May_adventure 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      HAHAHAHA lol

    • @riyaa1560
      @riyaa1560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Ohh now I finally understand the science behind it lol 😂😂😂

  • @pimwillemsma9547
    @pimwillemsma9547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6650

    He got punched to another dimension. Now he can see the fabric of space.

    • @mohamadsalahuddin5363
      @mohamadsalahuddin5363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yeah same happen to albert enstan

    • @BopWalk
      @BopWalk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@mohamadsalahuddin5363
      "Einstein"

    • @mohamadsalahuddin5363
      @mohamadsalahuddin5363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@BopWalk whoosh

    • @BopWalk
      @BopWalk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@mohamadsalahuddin5363
      You can't whoosh me, you need permission first.

    • @somethingiwillremember1239
      @somethingiwillremember1239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he can now erase time and leap through it

  • @lolpagedied
    @lolpagedied หลายเดือนก่อน +319

    My brother was a wild, rude and a drug addict when he got hit by a car and recieved a traumatic brain injury, his sense of smell is completely gone. However, he is the nicest and hardest working straight edge person i know now, it completely changed his personality for the better.

    • @samogx86
      @samogx86 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Wow that's very fortunate, I'm happy for him. I hope anyone takes advantage of his niceness.

    • @-ICITRONSI-
      @-ICITRONSI- 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      god knocked some sense into him (and took some away)

    • @stevejette2329
      @stevejette2329 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      lol - I met an opposite guy years ago. Nice guy. BAD car accident. Turned really evil. Scary. County took his guns away.

    • @samogx86
      @samogx86 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@stevejette2329 This reminds me of Charles Whitman.

    • @stevejette2329
      @stevejette2329 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @
      I am only remotely aware of CW's life ...

  • @rhiethreal
    @rhiethreal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12617

    "If he is a genius why is he still selling futons instead of teaching?"
    He did the math. Selling futons is more profitable than teaching.

    • @KicksPregnantWomen
      @KicksPregnantWomen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      most jobs are more profitable

    • @Superknullisch
      @Superknullisch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Nah, that's where you're wrong eh! Coz that wuz in da 90's see!

    • @samrat447
      @samrat447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +377

      Perhaps because savants don't know how they know things, they just know. I guess that's the difference between genius and savants. A genius can explain to you lucidly what he knows but a savant has no idea how he knows what he knows.

    • @fannyannie7799
      @fannyannie7799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Samrat Sengupta That’s interesting, but it occurs to me that even if a genius can explain the ‘how’ it doesn’t mean that the student will also become a genius. So what does it matter if a genius or savant shows you something amazing?

    • @Superknullisch
      @Superknullisch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@samrat447 Well, yes. That's true in most savant cases since most of them are severally autistic.

  • @entertherealmofchaos
    @entertherealmofchaos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83180

    Notice how he cut off his mullet when he became intelligent.

  • @monkeseeaction21987
    @monkeseeaction21987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12682

    "The world is literally math."
    Great that explains why everything's so hard in this world

    • @ezgrade9
      @ezgrade9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @Brendan X a man of culture

    • @AmidaNyorai48
      @AmidaNyorai48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂

    • @sheepymendez6187
      @sheepymendez6187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      This is how math teachers expect you to see the world

    • @XENOS1010
      @XENOS1010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don't think hamsters are hard

    • @simen27u19
      @simen27u19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Math = Mental Abuse To Humans

  • @Taldaran
    @Taldaran หลายเดือนก่อน +232

    I got into a motorcycle accident and hit my head hard enough to crack my helmet open, and had a concussion and a major brain bleed and some broken bones and the hospital kept me for a while to make sure I was neurologically intact. Before long, I found that I was having short-term memory issues and recall. I found that my job relied on being able to employ short-term memory to complete tasks which I had been very good at, and I had to find methods to be able to continue working. Sticky and digital notes are necessary tools now. One positive result is that now I have a tendency to fully immerse myself in the moment and be present as if it's just going to go away and not be remembered. It has been a blessing in many ways.

    • @joostfloot5279
      @joostfloot5279 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Let's call it accidental enlightenment

    • @ligmalonemusicboy5143
      @ligmalonemusicboy5143 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I can do the same faded then a hoe

    • @Mark_Wolffe
      @Mark_Wolffe หลายเดือนก่อน

      The Garden of Eden was created in perfection such that Adam and Eve required no memory from one moment to the next.

    • @gargamel3393
      @gargamel3393 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Mark_Wolffe I doubt that a lot, especially considering that they were told not to partake of the "forbidden fruit." Obviously it would require them to remember that. God wouldn't make them not have memory, but still have to remember key details such as this.

    • @samogx86
      @samogx86 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      " I have a tendency to fully immerse myself in the moment" That means that you can go into "the zone" at will I guess.

  • @liodevil8814
    @liodevil8814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4233

    He was the type of guy who would bully a nerd, now he's the nerd.

    • @detrees187
      @detrees187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      HanHanPlayz Homer Simpson?

    • @afiqafiq397
      @afiqafiq397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Karma hits back

    • @ugonnaosuoji4946
      @ugonnaosuoji4946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this life no balance

    • @kodakwhite4523
      @kodakwhite4523 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DE TREES Nah the Homer from Homer’s odyssey.

    • @jamesthe-doctor8981
      @jamesthe-doctor8981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bully becomes nerd at well past the age when kids are bullied for being nerds. Timing Level: Impeccable.

  • @colemattia6459
    @colemattia6459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15671

    "I'm gonna start this man's whole career" -thug

  • @LeeDee5
    @LeeDee5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7248

    "I washed my hands 20 times in half an hour, I knew it was silly."
    2020: let me introduce myself

    • @citrobot
      @citrobot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      REEEEMIIIIX!
      2020: Allow me to reintroduce myself, my name is COV! C to the O-V!

    • @suekelley6461
      @suekelley6461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Gabriel 🤣😂🤣😂🎟✌️🇺🇸

    • @paulosborne1409
      @paulosborne1409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂

    • @bobby9192
      @bobby9192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gabriel bravo

    • @damnwereinatightspot
      @damnwereinatightspot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Dee Ca. I know Jason well. I called to let him know about this post... he didn't answer... .lol.

  • @SiFi5478
    @SiFi5478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Liam Gallagher the lead singer of Oasis comes to mind here. As a teenager he had no interest in music, just into playing football and girls. One day a big fight broke out between rival schools where someone whacked him in the head with a hammer really hard. When he finally came around and began to recover, he could for the first time deeply hear and feel music. He'd never sung before but after the head injury he had this incredible voice, tone and pitch. His brother Noel would write a song, play it to him (sometimes only once) and he would sing and record it there and then. The rest is history...
    The mind is such an amazing thing.

  • @ha8008
    @ha8008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5649

    He basically jailbroke his brain.

    • @Hevvvyyy
      @Hevvvyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Them galaxy brain plays

    • @49ersmahsf1
      @49ersmahsf1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jydro 🤣

    • @icehot900
      @icehot900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      💀💀💀

    • @RareEpicness
      @RareEpicness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      More like rooted

    • @pushupssitups
      @pushupssitups 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂

  • @pacosanderson1089
    @pacosanderson1089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15734

    This is basically when Squidward hit his head and turned into a model.

  • @chandravo501
    @chandravo501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6304

    Now Newton's apple makes sense, it hit him on the head

  • @Dogeatbicycle
    @Dogeatbicycle 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

    I had a tbi this summer and was put into a coma and now that I'm recovering, music has been revealing itself to me in a way I've never been able to play before. I swear this is happening to me right now...

    • @Haillehc_2319
      @Haillehc_2319 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Hoping the best for you❤

    • @poindextertunes
      @poindextertunes หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      buy a cheap casio keyboard and see if the black and white keys make sense to you! You might be the next big thing!

    • @LeoLover-l9e
      @LeoLover-l9e หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Embrace and nurture it!

    • @supermonkiey
      @supermonkiey หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nature's neuroplasticity booster. Cheaper than beer!

    • @Corrupted
      @Corrupted หลายเดือนก่อน

      Embrace it! Do anything with music, produce, review, etc - you might be on to something

  • @crudmuffins2828
    @crudmuffins2828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6436

    Imagine being the guys who did this to him and watching this

    • @JavelineerKrieg
      @JavelineerKrieg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      i would go to him and say. Hey you remember me? i beated you once with my friend so...dont you ow me big time?

    • @LeBornMajes
      @LeBornMajes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@JavelineerKrieg too ironic but meh you made me chuckle tho

    • @NMA_NoMoreAmmo
      @NMA_NoMoreAmmo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      It was a government setup. Simple. No pain, no gain.

    • @nostoboys4750
      @nostoboys4750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Lmao they should ask for a fee

    • @leonardjonas6283
      @leonardjonas6283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😟😟😭😭

  • @matthewwallbridge5479
    @matthewwallbridge5479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6958

    Someone beats him up.
    Brain: I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move

  • @Cattywompusx
    @Cattywompusx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12224

    *Smashes head into wall*
    "Yeah, it's big brain time!"

    • @howb3it11
      @howb3it11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Dylan Brodie my three yr old is a genius

    • @justinbrew483
      @justinbrew483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@howb3it11 lol

    • @222-d3h
      @222-d3h 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wait why am I not a genius

    • @PoeticDeterminationIg
      @PoeticDeterminationIg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dylan Brodie 😂😂😂

    • @ShinSZN
      @ShinSZN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      BIG BRAIN

  • @theofficialdiamondlou2418
    @theofficialdiamondlou2418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    When I was 3 I fell out of a moving car backseat on a corner. I bounced and rolled , but had no injuries. But about six months later. (According to my mom) I was hit severely in the left temple by a cattle gate.
    I was unconscious , and when I woke up it started .. music in my head 24/7 / 365. Full symphonies , rock , blues , metal , even that old timey gospel mountain music.. for many years I had no control , it was like a radio station that just played all kinds of music all day. Now I can control it when I need to , as when I’m playing guitar , or doing a show. And I can call up ANY song I’ve heard at least once any time I want. And play along with it in my head. But the radio NEVER STOPS !!! NEVER !!!! I’ve learned to love it , and use it , and to just let it be ...
    🤠🎸🎶✌️

    • @gumoavssystndo2537
      @gumoavssystndo2537 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      That’s pretty narlei

    • @rrr_-sy8xy
      @rrr_-sy8xy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      I have a question. Are you able to hear your inner monologue? If so, do you hear it as a normal monologue or sing song?

    • @theofficialdiamondlou2418
      @theofficialdiamondlou2418 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@rrr_-sy8xy both

    • @Weirtoe
      @Weirtoe 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@rrr_-sy8xyhmmm, great question

    • @aithinksineedagirlfriend940
      @aithinksineedagirlfriend940 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      i can imagine a song in my head all the time, though

  • @yutai8440
    @yutai8440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7407

    Wait are we not going to talk about the hospital sending him home with a bleeding kidney

    • @finallyfound1
      @finallyfound1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +472

      The hospital sent me home paralyzed without knowing. 😅

    • @finallyfound1
      @finallyfound1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @Tristan Brinkerhoff Swear on my life. Hillcrest Hospital in Waco, Texas. 😪

    • @finallyfound1
      @finallyfound1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @Barbara Mulvaney We found out the first day home. Told them. And apparently it's super common to be paralyzed with heart surgeries. And they didn't have a neurologist check me out. Just sent me home without even checking.

    • @jackiehopson8334
      @jackiehopson8334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They sent him home with Favre beans too!

    • @tinvalencia5034
      @tinvalencia5034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahahaha

  • @vilespecter
    @vilespecter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23374

    "Everything is meth"
    *cuts the mullet*
    "Everything is math"

    • @porrunareffu8570
      @porrunareffu8570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      80+ likes only? This one's underrated...

    • @BlackedBeast
      @BlackedBeast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      John Ellie Garnica yep

    • @Tomatotor
      @Tomatotor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Captyn science bitch

    • @TacoMonster4eva
      @TacoMonster4eva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That’s how things work.

    • @dk28_22
      @dk28_22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      This is maybe the best comment i have ever seen

  • @shaun1364
    @shaun1364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6742

    I've gained 20lbs in the last year and am also starting to realize it has everything to do with pie

    • @thevampyinventorsciai5968
      @thevampyinventorsciai5968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @garzajohn3
      @garzajohn3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      😂most underrated comment on this feed. Lmao

    • @antesdequeanochezca9451
      @antesdequeanochezca9451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Equa11ysurl
      @Equa11ysurl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      *gEniUs*

    • @tired247
      @tired247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      so underrated 💀

  • @loumarlin3040
    @loumarlin3040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    I believe this is my son he was Beaten so severely he had to be put into a medical induced coma and after years of everyone thinking he had some sort of brain injury and we couldn’t help him we just tried to let him know we loved him. which he is just now finding his genius abilities he is amazing at what he does. He is getting himself together because he’s realizing there’s nothing wrong with him he’s above normal. So proud of him.

    • @jakeedwards4454
      @jakeedwards4454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      People think "slow" but the mind is just working too hard.

    • @lukaskuipers7791
      @lukaskuipers7791 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      What do you mean you 'believe' this is your son?

    • @treesandseas77
      @treesandseas77 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@lukaskuipers7791similar story

    • @iliveintimbuktoo
      @iliveintimbuktoo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ⁠​⁠@@lukaskuipers7791 i think he means his son has the same or a similar condition with the same or a similar etiology. The vid subject’s concern with his mental state matches too.

    • @debbylou5729
      @debbylou5729 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Really? This guy was treated and released

  • @aldotorres1983
    @aldotorres1983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3717

    Math professors hate him.
    Find out how this man became a mathematical genius using this one weird trick.

    • @hollygolightly649
      @hollygolightly649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Aldo Torres 😂😂😂

    • @Handle_Deez_Nutz
      @Handle_Deez_Nutz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Then you watch the 8 minute video to the end and then they say just pay $29.99 for the book with all the answers... lol

    • @matthewkuhl79
      @matthewkuhl79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      When clickbait becomes a meme becomes a TH-cam comment

    • @richiecantos7793
      @richiecantos7793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I normally see the penis clog ads instead but that's just me.

    • @Serpantor
      @Serpantor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oof

  • @real_raveline
    @real_raveline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4633

    Jason: gets beaten
    Acquired Savant Syndrome: *I'm about to start this man's whole career*

  • @matthewmurray6319
    @matthewmurray6319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3501

    This man: mathematical genius.
    Also this man: Futon store owner.

    • @wota_pov
      @wota_pov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ikr

    • @kennahycopatience5839
      @kennahycopatience5839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Well still ain't bad

    • @Canseeyt
      @Canseeyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      You know it’s a Money laundering store for the cartel, he’s actually their accountant 😳

    • @boyhoram7364
      @boyhoram7364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Canseeyt Marty Byrde ??

    • @heartcomedy5
      @heartcomedy5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Matthew Murray, manager!!!!!

  • @freedomofchoicelover3734
    @freedomofchoicelover3734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Same can happen with heart surgeries...my step dad at 70ys...barely went to school...farmer....barely literate...after surgery all of a sudden writing books, researching...had all this knowledge all of a sudden...was nuts...

  • @justafellowmortal4000
    @justafellowmortal4000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5118

    This actually scary when you think about it. How can changes in the brain completely change a person's behaviour .
    Making identity appear like an illusion

    • @susansmith8602
      @susansmith8602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      Because it is.

    • @Atlantianis
      @Atlantianis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      Is your house an illusion because it can change characteristics if you repaint it? Or add a room?
      Your identity or personality is the result of your neural wiring. Its as real as anything else.

    • @jatinjoseph4430
      @jatinjoseph4430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Atlantianis Hello thet!!

    • @omni8568
      @omni8568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Yeah environmental things can fuck up your brain too. I was a pretty chill person but too much trauma messed me up and now I’m kind of a jerk but I’m working on it lol

    • @travismcgolrick3194
      @travismcgolrick3194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@Atlantianis If I left my house for a day and came to back to it being completely remodeled and repainted I would probably look at it and say "wtf, this isn't my house."
      Of course the house is still real as ever, but the concept of identity is fragile. It's even more fragile when related to human biology, your house will always be your house no matter how much you repaint it, but the human body replaces every cell you have every 10 years. You aren't the person you were 10 years ago, not in identity, not even in reality. All that remains are memories.

  • @sleepless9994
    @sleepless9994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22670

    “The world literally is math”
    Great the only subject I’m shit at

  • @jdawggy8761
    @jdawggy8761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8991

    Einstein wasn’t dropped as a baby, no he’s too smart for that. He was *thrown*

    • @feepofaletagaloa9201
      @feepofaletagaloa9201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      he was smacked against a wall multiple times

    • @ShahidKarim-rz2ep
      @ShahidKarim-rz2ep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      He had a bigger brain and had some neuron problem which didn’t let his neurons get worse with age which caused him to be smarter so from this all I get is the only way to be smart is to be born or have been given it to you somehow or there’s a small chance your a normal dude without these and still become smart...*_(holy shit all this is like stands from jojo)_*

    • @ihaveasmallppbut2200
      @ihaveasmallppbut2200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Shahid Karim stfu and let people have the joke ya little bitch

    • @torey4322
      @torey4322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jordan Nielsen this made me laugh slightly

    • @torey4322
      @torey4322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Demon Pig that’s just child abuse

  • @TheCaptinAwesomo
    @TheCaptinAwesomo 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Having seen this video a few times. These head injuries didn't make them into geniuses it just gave them OCD. The guy who became obsessed with sculpting and the other with knowing what day of the week everyday was. And he just became obsessed with being being clean and shapes. It's probably the first thing they come across after the head injury. Maybe after every head injury, you should get given a guitar or something like that. And they'll become obsessed with it and a lot of time off and they'll get you something good.

  • @10ksubswithvideoschallenge73
    @10ksubswithvideoschallenge73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5473

    Me: *punches myself*
    Mom: are you crazy?
    Me: _no, I'm intelligent..._

    • @lospacciatoredifilm8474
      @lospacciatoredifilm8474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @yt_tsero8962
      @yt_tsero8962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      10k Subs in 2021 i just gave you your 666 like so get cursed😂

    • @jesse_cole
      @jesse_cole 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      (thwack)...I'm... (thwACK!) getTING... (THUDD!!) SMARTERRR!!!

    • @wh0s_max126
      @wh0s_max126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you for making me funny haha

    • @yagirl7087
      @yagirl7087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *proceeds to have a concussion*

  • @viktorass23
    @viktorass23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1915

    These "two guys" who thought : "let''s go teach him a lesson" ... Did a pretty good job, they tough him well, that's some epic lesson.

    • @fanca5926
      @fanca5926 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Einstein and Newton

    • @massa-blasta
      @massa-blasta 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      was he smart enough to pay those guys back and not get caught?

    • @slackjawedyorkle
      @slackjawedyorkle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He used math to kill them both. Math is untraceable

    • @orgaorca6568
      @orgaorca6568 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Those two guys need to be hired by the top universities for their incredible prowess in "education"

    • @iain8829
      @iain8829 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ok this is epic

  • @emanrodr2736
    @emanrodr2736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2838

    He went from “hell yeah let’s party” to “hell yeah I’m calling the cops”

    • @kherldeguerwite1196
      @kherldeguerwite1196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Eman Rodr you got a laugh out of me.Thanks man

    • @lornshanna4833
      @lornshanna4833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You you dammmmm YOU YOU LET ME LAUGH Jk thank you bruh I laught XD

    • @colinwalker9892
      @colinwalker9892 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol omg

    • @chicagoboys6903
      @chicagoboys6903 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eman Rodr 🤣🤣

  • @brendanmeyer1613
    @brendanmeyer1613 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    For people without any background around math, I read some stuff he said about drawing “planks length” and “quantum black holes”, and what jason padgett is saying is complete garbage and doesnt mean anything. He draws shapes that look cool, he doesnt “see” mathematical formulas, he doesnt give any indication of knowing formal math where “drawings” like his would be important like topology/knot theory, or even knowing any math like calculus or diff EQs. Even the wiki says hes a “self proclaimed” savant. Hes never produced any semblance of math besides lines. He sees shapes and draws them, very interesting, not a genius. Notice how there isnt anything actually math related in the video besides maybe high school geometry level math. (also side note: if some one says “quantum” in a phrase to explain something complicated they have a theory on, and theyre not a physicist or chemist PhD, theyre almost definitely full of shit)

    • @ivanabear8824
      @ivanabear8824 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      thank you! i was wondering how all this made him a “genius”.

    • @Unknown-lf9fh
      @Unknown-lf9fh 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And the math teacher from the 80s looks Younger than him

  • @purplealiengangv699
    @purplealiengangv699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7533

    him: accidental genius
    me: accidental child

    • @DeIirium1
      @DeIirium1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Lmaoo

    • @tropicalparadise789
      @tropicalparadise789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Everyone has a purpose in life, but not me tho ;-;

    • @midnightotaku5430
      @midnightotaku5430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That’s kinda sad

    • @matty_daddy
      @matty_daddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Hyperman Set I like the smell of my own farts 🥰

    • @DeIirium1
      @DeIirium1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@matty_daddy everyone does that but they don't say it

  • @gunargundarson1626
    @gunargundarson1626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1207

    When he said "I had been sleeping almost for three days and just trying to make myself go back to sleep". I felt that.

    • @blacksunnydays
      @blacksunnydays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No Lollygagging I can relate to this pretty accurately.

    • @benjaminlauter3819
      @benjaminlauter3819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No Lollygagging yes

    • @boodro2122
      @boodro2122 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fo'Sho'

    • @sdr90137
      @sdr90137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If I could sleep forever I would

    • @kedarhiremath4593
      @kedarhiremath4593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I too...😂

  • @Redrived
    @Redrived 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5547

    He went from “Chuck” to “Charles” real quick.

    • @tommytimmy8441
      @tommytimmy8441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      💀💀💀

    • @symmm2320
      @symmm2320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Loloool

    • @klamathamargosa
      @klamathamargosa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Snowy the rolly bag tho

    • @itsnehakv
      @itsnehakv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      More like Chad to Charles

    • @Mdoh503
      @Mdoh503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Better call saul

  • @manishaibba3758
    @manishaibba3758 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I have exam this coming Friday, and TH-cam recommended this video. I know what to do now, thank you for helping me TH-cam.

  • @Bubbles_Utonium
    @Bubbles_Utonium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1125

    When he said “I remember sleeping for like 3 days, waking up and just trying to make myself go back to sleep” I felt that.

    • @raghad0909
      @raghad0909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I

    • @Revlimit_Funk
      @Revlimit_Funk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      H

    • @qwwerty370
      @qwwerty370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Quarantine make us feel that 🙃

    • @GSXK4
      @GSXK4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's called Tuesday

    • @michaelanderson6646
      @michaelanderson6646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm alone I was diagnosed ADHD and panic disorder all of a sudden I can't stop inventing and it all works I don't know anyone who understands and it's scaring me how to I get in touch with others like me I may be smart but that i don't know

  • @WhiteEagle8888
    @WhiteEagle8888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2929

    Almost as good as being bitten by a radioactive spider.

    • @frankzavala8605
      @frankzavala8605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @therocker3024
      @therocker3024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ehh almost..

    • @goatfather6045
      @goatfather6045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Here at 85 likes.
      I'm the 3rd reply.

    • @therocker3024
      @therocker3024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@goatfather6045 I see what you are trying to do there. Telling you its not gonna work.

    • @danny550
      @danny550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@therocker3024 what is he trying???

  • @ray_ayy
    @ray_ayy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1438

    Okay but are we going to talk about the fact that the story started with the phrase “It was the golden age of futons”

    • @Ghastly_Derp
      @Ghastly_Derp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *croutons

    • @wally8075
      @wally8075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GhastlyDerp lol do you know what a futon is?

    • @lalakuma9
      @lalakuma9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I had to check the title again when I heard that

    • @Oscar.Blake1
      @Oscar.Blake1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      loooool

    • @nikconlenike7637
      @nikconlenike7637 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      booming time*

  • @crimsnblade8555
    @crimsnblade8555 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    His artwork is beautiful. However I have doubts about the "mathematical genius" thing. If you have heard some of the things he said it's just inaccurate use of mathematical jargon

  • @skauter4499
    @skauter4499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2475

    Me: hey man punch me in the face
    Guy: why?
    Me: homework

    • @Martin-xh1hd
      @Martin-xh1hd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Studying

    • @zachall101
      @zachall101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Witchcatgaming and does it work..... no u just get a black eye 👁.....🤣🤣

    • @mereview2615
      @mereview2615 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂 😂 😂

    • @luisalonzo3832
      @luisalonzo3832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aw man nice battlefield pfp i miss that game bf3 was the best

    • @guard9467
      @guard9467 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Universe

  • @yaboysavy
    @yaboysavy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5229

    Guy:
    Guys at bar: I'm gonna start this mans whole carrer

  • @clareduffy6051
    @clareduffy6051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4011

    “i have very bad OCD. I had to wash my hands 20 times and wipe down everything with wipes” us rn: ight he was ahead of the game

    • @rioloof6350
      @rioloof6350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      OCD has nothing to do with germs. it's obsessive thoughts that can only be suppressed by compulsions(actions) like shuting a door 3 times because if you don't you will be murdered in your sleep.

    • @kenlinasobirionwu5776
      @kenlinasobirionwu5776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@rioloof6350 I think... Not sure tho... Probably I'm wrong... But I believe... That just maybe.... It was a joke 😑

    • @biglezmate3830
      @biglezmate3830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@kenlinasobirionwu5776 and Rio was just offering some insight into OCD. As someone with OCD, I think he explained it perfectly.

    • @biglezmate3830
      @biglezmate3830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@zxcmvbn my issues are more sensory, but it's a great explanation for intrusive thoughts and rituals. It's like you're just a puppet who has to fulfill the puppeteer's tasks.

    • @arachnidplays6162
      @arachnidplays6162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i have something called false memory ocd

  • @omidmirzaee212
    @omidmirzaee212 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    something like this happened to one of my friends, too. He never could get a good score at school, but after a really small car accident, he became a genius.

  • @TheChosenOne1_
    @TheChosenOne1_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2739

    He went from "Your daughter calls me daddy too" to "I'll get her there by 8"

  • @futurehofer1564
    @futurehofer1564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2313

    **has math test tomorrow**
    Me: *Bangs head agaisnt a wall*

    • @susanna6826
      @susanna6826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      🤣

    • @karelyv1196
      @karelyv1196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Well you’ll either become really smart or end in up in the hospital but both work😂

    • @pikachuu3842
      @pikachuu3842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He is banged his head from the back, so make sure you are banged at the right point

    • @xx_aziex_xx937
      @xx_aziex_xx937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pikachuu3842 lmao

    • @gabyto1342
      @gabyto1342 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uff, kind of a stolen comment, but I’ll give you 1/2 of a like

  • @gracelynnduecker6170
    @gracelynnduecker6170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3665

    This man hits his head: becomes a genius
    I hit my head: Gets diagnosed with post traumatic epilepsy
    I see how it is universe, I see how it is

    • @Legend99730
      @Legend99730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Such a liar

    • @Legend99730
      @Legend99730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow, stop lying nub

    • @goobrocket8
      @goobrocket8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@Legend99730 im pretty sure that he was joking

    • @NextFuckingLevel
      @NextFuckingLevel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Unvrs : Get rekt, LOL

    • @briancode8697
      @briancode8697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Guess you didnt work out 6-7 times a week

  • @r2m40
    @r2m40 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is a true story that really happened to me. I had an exponential IQ growth when I was 22, year by year I was learning so many things that my life view changed. The school system and the environment was holding back my personal development. I understand this man.

  • @Evan-vr7vt
    @Evan-vr7vt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1567

    dude in the video: i got mugged and i’m smarter
    guys who mugged him: damn it

    • @Foohbs
      @Foohbs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *start knocking each other out* *one dies* *sue him* *show up to court* *get arrested*

    • @lanuako
      @lanuako 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      emax i had a stroke trying to read this

    • @NeckNoddin
      @NeckNoddin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whatttttt???

    • @ajbtllr1530
      @ajbtllr1530 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      emax
      Task failed successfully

    • @TOOSEXYFORU1300
      @TOOSEXYFORU1300 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lanuako same

  • @caitlingomes843
    @caitlingomes843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2628

    The guy: *washes hands 20 times*
    2020: nah that’s not enough, got to do it 20 more times

    • @Astrofish325
      @Astrofish325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      view 196 reply

    • @wise.g
      @wise.g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      immad yousuf 676

    • @Alex-rd4ry
      @Alex-rd4ry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And sing happy birthday simultaneously

    • @halianamayb.ramirez7594
      @halianamayb.ramirez7594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      People blaming covid where you at ?

    • @mygaminghands9875
      @mygaminghands9875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah 20 times wasn't enough so 2020 is enough?

  • @barackyobama6139
    @barackyobama6139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1742

    "Really morty? you beat cancer and then went back to the carpet store?"

    • @NAE.3
      @NAE.3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Barack Yobama underrated comment

    • @dreww3313
      @dreww3313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      can't believe more people didn't make this correlation

    • @nima665
      @nima665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Genius!

    • @mrj.skunkwerx7634
      @mrj.skunkwerx7634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ""Hey everybody this guys taking Roy off the grid""

    • @j.i.s.l178
      @j.i.s.l178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😹😹😹😹

  • @traildude7538
    @traildude7538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    My younger brother was good at math, working on a master's degree, when he was in an accident that shut down the left half of his brain, which is supposed to be the math side. But after he was out of the hospital he hadn't lost any math ability, but saw math every where; he couldn't NOT do math. Any time he saw a number he would just rattle off its prime factors; two numbers together and he would just announce the results of adding the two and multiplying. He had memorized pi to a hundred places as a stunt in high school; now he could recite the digits of pi to three hundred places without hesitation, and do the same with the square roots of one- and two-digit numbers. Give him a list of numbers and he would see patterns that others needed computers to find (he briefly worked at Boeing crunching numbers, and astounded his supervisor one day when he mentioned working on the stealth program: he hadn't been told the numbers were from the stealth research, he just "saw" the pattern and knew what it was [so they had to do a crash investigation to get him a security clearance to know what he'd recognized in the data]). One day he picked up a Rubik's Cube and examined all six sides, then proceeded to solve it without stopping, just move after move: he'd seen the places of the pieces as a math relationship and working from that knew which moves would solve it.
    Interestingly he lost all sense of rhythm; he could play anything on the piano that he'd heard because to him music had become math, but it was painful to listen to because the tempo he played at would shift all over the place.
    The doctors finally gave up trying to make sense of it since the "math side" of his brain was dead, yet he had what we jokingly called "math OCD".

    • @NUM3R1S
      @NUM3R1S 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beautiful story

    • @Zeon7510
      @Zeon7510 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      What if the death of the math part of the brain is what sparked that BECAUSE now the brain had to rewire to gain the functions back and it led to this. Maybe some kind of synesthesia?

    • @w花b
      @w花b 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The brain is interconnected, I don't see how it's crazy to think you could still retain abilities despite lacking the part where it's supposed to be in.

    • @lalathebenificent1335
      @lalathebenificent1335 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Interesting! My brother is developmentally disabled, and has OCD. He loves math, especially trigonometry, because of the patterns, which stims his OCD.

    • @kagank7441
      @kagank7441 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@lalathebenificent1335 yo since your comment is the most recent one i am gonna ask you cuz you have to highest chance to answer whats boeing stealth program he is mentioning never heard of it

  • @justmaxlmao8807
    @justmaxlmao8807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4526

    Me: keeps hitting my head on my desk
    Dad: what are you doing?
    Me: studying...

  • @a5amr2
    @a5amr2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3908

    Now I realise why I excelled in maths. Thanks dad.

    • @JEiowan
      @JEiowan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      SamR -so sorry...

    • @Kniero
      @Kniero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I can relate

    • @a5amr2
      @a5amr2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@JEiowan it's just the chronic headaches that bother me 😄

    • @JEiowan
      @JEiowan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@a5amr2 sending you love....

    • @mediadon6545
      @mediadon6545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Are you still wrecking the car...

  • @51516
    @51516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1933

    Let's hope those guys at the bar have produced many geniuses over the years.

    • @chadangeles3856
      @chadangeles3856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      opposite would happen to me

    • @iamgroot4611
      @iamgroot4611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And I'm sure countless intelligence have been created from smashing somebody's face

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      why did they even beat this guy lol

    • @languageartsgrade
      @languageartsgrade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NeostormXLMAX maybe singing?

    • @chadangeles3856
      @chadangeles3856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NeostormXLMAX watch the video

  • @craigsips8677
    @craigsips8677 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I have left frontal head trauma from age 4. They took me out of school to get tested because I wasn’t communicating with the other kids and I couldn’t connect with groups. Left hemisphere tested as a two year old and the right of a six year old. The right was taking up the load for the left so they sent me back in. I didn’t start forming sentences until age 7 and didn’t catch up with everyone else until I was around 10.
    I am 53 now and it’s been a very interesting journey learning about other people, you people. It’s been a long time figuring things out but I think I can’t abstract like you guys. When you use abstract words or concepts it just means nothing to me. Good, bad, morality, ethics, bravery, justice, it all means nothing. there is just nothing there.

    • @dalemiller9338
      @dalemiller9338 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You could be a politician

    • @mysteriousgamingog5249
      @mysteriousgamingog5249 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@dalemiller9338 😂

    • @koboglo6973
      @koboglo6973 หลายเดือนก่อน

      after reading about your experience, I think russian Putin was beaten a lot when he was young

  • @martyreking1048
    @martyreking1048 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3229

    About 5 years ago I got knocked the fuck out and forgot every single Soprano episodes and had to rewatch them like for the first time...that was great .

    • @princejraxson469
      @princejraxson469 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      martyre king 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @joshuaamy3010
      @joshuaamy3010 7 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      The real savant right here

    • @johnbreitley2389
      @johnbreitley2389 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      you wanna I knock the fuck out of you again to let you rewatch it 3rd time ?

    • @marcorodriguez8477
      @marcorodriguez8477 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Will do Sargent. Lookin ass

    • @Mar-vc6bb
      @Mar-vc6bb 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      martyre king what... XD

  • @mrdabss
    @mrdabss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2239

    New goal: stand outside of karaoke bars hoping to become a genius.

    • @Shinkajo
      @Shinkajo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Who gets mugged outside of karaoke bars? This guy I guess.

    • @behailubezuneh4177
      @behailubezuneh4177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ethiopia news

    • @spoofy0760
      @spoofy0760 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can we get 1000 subs for Kermit to survive I’m your 666th like

    • @2h4
      @2h4 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adam Lolno Lmao

    • @ShawnTufford
      @ShawnTufford 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Adam Lolno lol

  • @viettiepbui8057
    @viettiepbui8057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3955

    Oh, so that's how Newton became a physicist..an apple fell on his head!

    • @maxbromet4365
      @maxbromet4365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Viet Tiep Bui oh shit

    • @jooohith
      @jooohith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      But really apple did not fell on his head it fell on the floor, the did not fell on his head that was a made up story..

    • @ssystem_90
      @ssystem_90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Johith Johnson r/woooosh

    • @AmidaNyorai48
      @AmidaNyorai48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😄

    • @MoonLight-eg7yn
      @MoonLight-eg7yn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@jooohith whoosh

  • @thehandlesticks66
    @thehandlesticks66 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The human brain is the closest thing to divinity we possess.

  • @randomdude3257
    @randomdude3257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2245

    Him: *Gets hit on the head "I started seeing equations and numbers"
    Me: * Gets hit on the head " I started seeing my dead relatives"

  • @rani5083
    @rani5083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2248

    “did you prepare for the exam”
    “yeah i punched the shit out of myself”

    • @sunflower7874
      @sunflower7874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lmaoo

    • @trip6634
      @trip6634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Underrated lmao

    • @blizzardBad
      @blizzardBad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Meet the accidental idiot

    • @pandadawg2620
      @pandadawg2620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@blizzardBad not accidental xD

    • @penguinscanfly5796
      @penguinscanfly5796 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      the teacher: so close! you got 80/100 on the exam!

  • @spinel7603
    @spinel7603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3123

    caller: 911 whats your emergency
    me: i smacked my head so hard
    harvard: hello
    me: what

    • @cosmo1659
      @cosmo1659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      This comment underrated

    • @spinel7603
      @spinel7603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No i dont know either man

    • @decptive8243
      @decptive8243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No Harvard is a university

    • @cosmo1659
      @cosmo1659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      decptive bro Harvard is my uncle

    • @pooorman-diy1104
      @pooorman-diy1104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bwahahahahaha...

  • @michellehaney4403
    @michellehaney4403 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I had this happen to me after a TBI from a near death car accident but it was with memories, long Shakespeare sonnets, and some photographic memories developed. I literally had the sense knocked into me. This has led to a fascination with Neuroscience, which I have spent many years in since the accident.

  • @emilyelliott722
    @emilyelliott722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4493

    Plot twist: the attackers were actually scientists and he was the experiment

    • @ilikeanimals5015
      @ilikeanimals5015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT????!

    • @mickeymouse4693
      @mickeymouse4693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Haha this comment is creative

    • @horizonX90
      @horizonX90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Yep, the old professor and the blond woman were the attackers 😂😂

    • @yobromo5350
      @yobromo5350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@user-gc2ye3wo6k notice how nobody thought what you said was funny

    • @wesleyc5713
      @wesleyc5713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The attacker were aliens

  • @GoHomeAndGetYourShinebox
    @GoHomeAndGetYourShinebox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3313

    My girlfriend left me because of my OCD
    I told her to open and close the door 8 times on her way out

    • @Hemingwaypropertyrenovation
      @Hemingwaypropertyrenovation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Seriously?

    • @andrewdimas2834
      @andrewdimas2834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      U made my day lmaoo

    • @remee4685
      @remee4685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hahahahahahahaha

    • @Aeikayy
      @Aeikayy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Did she agree to open and close the door 8 times for you? If it is, that is so satisfying

    • @twinz8795
      @twinz8795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

  • @AdityaKumar-mu9qz
    @AdityaKumar-mu9qz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2184

    This dude downloaded ram.

    • @unkn0wnpwn317
      @unkn0wnpwn317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Aditya Kumar no, we have 100k ram but only able to use around 10k. so he he got a software update.

    • @tarpongalaxy7440
      @tarpongalaxy7440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao funniest comment by far

    • @Max-up8vj
      @Max-up8vj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      the dude got his brain overclocked

    • @Pain-xw1rj
      @Pain-xw1rj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Searched porn, instead of clearing history he did a factory reset.

    • @nohawk6412
      @nohawk6412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      more like another user wanted to give him a virus but instead gave him a not virus. Wow that sounded funnier in my head

  • @blockygamer1
    @blockygamer1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    why did this get unlisited?

  • @Lowqy
    @Lowqy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2415

    He was hit so hard he’s halfway out of the matrix

    • @Reqah
      @Reqah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ad gazer gazer so in the building

    • @rossothecrimson7
      @rossothecrimson7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😱

    • @burntpercentage609
      @burntpercentage609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lowqy magic trick, I'm gonna turn 999 into 1k

    • @Clyrk
      @Clyrk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He broked 1 wall

    • @emagneticfield
      @emagneticfield 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s probably true

  • @dantesandstrom4680
    @dantesandstrom4680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4122

    When he started talking about meeting his wife and how everything started getting better, it made me feel super happy.

    • @karlikallikorm4081
      @karlikallikorm4081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I can tell on your profile pic

    • @Kylirr
      @Kylirr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      fitting icon haha

    • @grantingria4324
      @grantingria4324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah same, it made me wanna drop a brick on my head!

    • @solarnaut
      @solarnaut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      don't worry . . . there's a pill for that B-)
      (side effects may appear closer than they actually are)

    • @WhatWhy42
      @WhatWhy42 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤮

  • @meganm9178
    @meganm9178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1699

    Everything is literally math
    Me: huh it explains why I suck at life

    • @dxygup581
      @dxygup581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Megan's world you suck at math

    • @bintanggumilang8843
      @bintanggumilang8843 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      M A T H

    • @matts5247
      @matts5247 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Megan's world Is that what arrhythmia tick is that ol math ain’t it?

    • @william...
      @william... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dxygup no shit sherlock that’s the joke

    • @telemonlikehappy
      @telemonlikehappy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dxygup yup that’s it you got it

  • @Hexahectaenneacontakaiheptagon
    @Hexahectaenneacontakaiheptagon 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    imagine if this happened to a caveman and there was this one guy constantly babbling about circles and lines, he’d be sacrificed to the technology gods SO fast

  • @stargazerspark4499
    @stargazerspark4499 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9447

    Well he lost the mullet, that's gotta be a 10 point IQ increase at least.

    • @danashane
      @danashane 6 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      bizness in the front, party in the back

    • @juliannatale6743
      @juliannatale6743 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      “Bizness” well we can see your iq is under 10

    • @juliopchile
      @juliopchile 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It's seems he developed a form of synesthesia and that usually correlates with a difference of 10 points in IQ with normal people, so this seems to be a pretty acurrate conclution in some way.

    • @calichef1962
      @calichef1962 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      It was the 90s. *Everyone* had a mullet then. Except bald men. I know because I was a hairdresser back then. I used to cut mullet, after mullet, after mullet. Only they were called 'bi-level' haircuts back then. They were as big a trend as decorated sweatshirts with matching decorated sweatpants and high-top sneakers.

    • @LisaCupcake
      @LisaCupcake 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +Julian Natale 10? We can see that you love being dramatic. And really, knocking the joke about spelling it "bizness"? We can also see that you're very superficial.

  • @RustyShackleford86868
    @RustyShackleford86868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5856

    Becomes genius, opens a furniture store.

    • @RustyShackleford86868
      @RustyShackleford86868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      @Rata 4U
      Honestly when he said he went back to school, that he'd at least become a professor in mathematics.

    • @monkeyman7048
      @monkeyman7048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Genuis

    • @mrcrash8970
      @mrcrash8970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Rusty Shackleford people who own furniture stores make more money than you think.

    • @RustyShackleford86868
      @RustyShackleford86868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@mrcrash8970
      I didn't mention money.

    • @everything2872
      @everything2872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Rusty Shackleford epic fail

  • @amelya2957
    @amelya2957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1817

    The people at the bar: I’m bouta end this man’s whole career
    The dude’s brain: Well yes but actually no

    • @killuazappyboi1930
      @killuazappyboi1930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      UnlawfulSomethings because he stopped doing futons lmao they literally ended his career

    • @Slitherv5
      @Slitherv5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WHAT CAREER

    • @amelya2957
      @amelya2957 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gerald Rodriguez lmao

  • @LiyaZuluM
    @LiyaZuluM 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Fascinating! Now I will spend my time deep-diving into the world of acquired savant syndrome

  • @k0hji575
    @k0hji575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3651

    How to get smart:
    1. Go to club
    2. Get a coke
    3. Leave
    4. Get jumped
    Edit: Doesn’t work, I now have brain damage

    • @emon2689
      @emon2689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I have brain damage amage amage too

    • @NOOBEDITORGOD
      @NOOBEDITORGOD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ッZ e N i X 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @vthebeast1246
      @vthebeast1246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      M C haha

    • @ramdany7
      @ramdany7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      you forgot the mullet.. thats why.

    • @k0hji575
      @k0hji575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ramdany fu fu fuck

  • @avaristamps1769
    @avaristamps1769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3021

    Other acquired savants:
    Math genius
    Incredible artist
    Music prodigy
    That one guy:
    June 25th is a Wednesday

    • @gabrielturner6394
      @gabrielturner6394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ahahah

    • @bluewren65
      @bluewren65 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I know! Poor bastard.

    • @hendrixmalik1439
      @hendrixmalik1439 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😅😅😅😅

    • @SpikeyatShorts
      @SpikeyatShorts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      You dont need to be a savant, I can teach you If you want:
      June: 3
      25th: 25
      (For example): 2009: 4
      3+25+4= 32/7= 28 is the closest number with no decimal so" 32-28=4, assuming Sunday is the first day of the week that means that day was a Thursday
      Edit: sorry Sunday is the 0 day of the week 😂😂 and saturday is the 6th

    • @geogutierrez6671
      @geogutierrez6671 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol!

  • @michaelmorrison4201
    @michaelmorrison4201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2079

    My dad had a massive stroke in 2008 that caused brain damage. The only "gift" he received was better parking.

    • @typgamer
      @typgamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Oof

    • @theloneadventurer9871
      @theloneadventurer9871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HAHAHHA

    • @pepeonzima2444
      @pepeonzima2444 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahahahaha

    • @boxingmaster2663
      @boxingmaster2663 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michael Morrison flopp

    • @sandralimones3437
      @sandralimones3437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I hear ya. I had a stroke in 2017...now I have incontinence and a couple of other issues. 😒 Some people are just lucky.

  • @majkolsson7192
    @majkolsson7192 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Exactly what he describes around 5:15 is how I felt during my first LSD trip. People think that you get hallucinations from psycadelic drugs, maybe some do, but more often you see more of what is already there. After that first trip I walked on clouds for over a month. I had understood something that was so obvious that I knew that I already knew it but hadn´t understood. What was it? I forgot.

    • @ReaperOnRepo
      @ReaperOnRepo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah same. I took two tabs and just stared at the walls and the grass outside lol

    • @TravisDoesGames
      @TravisDoesGames 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's hallucinating when you think you're seeing things as they are. LSD is a trip for sure

    • @Seanb33ee
      @Seanb33ee หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maybe what you understood is that life is ever continuous, infinitely connected with all divides breaking down on some level. This is understood at a more sense level before thoughts and our brain can try fool us to recreate this but we never can. Because we are always in a different place. We only ever need to see where we are now in our mind to see how to get to this place that is already here, we merge/allow what is to be and the knowledge of the ocean comes back, we experience it, scoop up some drops and see again we have lost the ocean again only have some of its water. On LSD we swim in the ocean.

    • @majkolsson7192
      @majkolsson7192 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Seanb33ee Sure, that is a part of it. But it was something that can not be expressed in words in a way that make people really understand. I have known for many years that all, everything and everyone is connected in a way our mind can not comprehend consciously, but manifests as a feeling that you have to experience to understand. Theory vs practice. On that specific trip my mind and feelings were connected for a while, long enough for me to see the big picture of the universe. But just like a dream it faded away, even though it took a couple of weeks for it to fade so much that even I couldn't understand my attempt to explain what I had come to realize. But even now, maybe 15 years later, that feeling gives me some kind of hope and a feeling of comfort.

    • @Seanb33ee
      @Seanb33ee หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@majkolsson7192 that sounds really nice. What dosage ? Do you still do psychedelics?

  • @clockwerkclockwerk5537
    @clockwerkclockwerk5537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1957

    Me before watching this: sucks in math
    Me After Watching This: Continous head banging at the wall

    • @emuzoo0913
      @emuzoo0913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Don't do dat...
      Just banging isn't hard enough, use a big stick...
      EDIT: is-use

    • @76e85
      @76e85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You after banging head: **brain dama-ama-amage**

    • @kittycat-kg4dm
      @kittycat-kg4dm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I have a maths exam in two days... I’m gna go look for a big magnet

    • @v1p3r94
      @v1p3r94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Everyone replying to this is cringy as fuck

    • @mochi4387
      @mochi4387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@v1p3r94 This is the internet, learn to deal with it lmao

  • @Minty_Meeo
    @Minty_Meeo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4759

    Getting hit in the head so hard that debug mode got switched on.

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Brad G wow

    • @lavaguanix6804
      @lavaguanix6804 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Lmao

    • @GenesectX
      @GenesectX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Brad G No The dev console was enabled

    • @frtard
      @frtard 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Hardcore circuit bending

    • @OtnielSantiago
      @OtnielSantiago 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      facts

  • @oliveryt7168
    @oliveryt7168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3474

    "... a bleeding kidney.. they sent me home."
    ok?

    • @bennybennerson7728
      @bennybennerson7728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I know right

    • @juriaan13
      @juriaan13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Welcome to washington state. Put some neosporin on the kidney and see me in a week

    • @dorisbrinkerhoff8124
      @dorisbrinkerhoff8124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      oh yeah i,m from the seattle area we have real shity docters here

    • @LordMd-wy2he
      @LordMd-wy2he 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      "Don't worry we gave a ice pack"

    • @ronmiller3556
      @ronmiller3556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or you are needing a very good lesson for using our fam

  • @1BlueEyeCreativeStudio
    @1BlueEyeCreativeStudio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I had a weirdly similar situation... I had a mild chiari-1 Malformation, (which reduces cranial space, especially at the base of the brain) which was catastrophically worsened by a severe head trauma in 2010. My head injury required a decompression surgery to relieve the pressure and excruciating pain that I was in. It took me about a month after surgery to feel a little more normal. I was still in a daze, almost like I was viewing the world from far away or under water. My left hand and right hand didn't always agree on how to accomplish things I was trying to do. This was SO frustrating. I switched between being left handed or right handed, depending on which hand was being more coordinated and cooperative at the time. My short-term memory was greatly affected. Calculating mathematics, and being able to tell time seemed like completely foreign concepts to me. Luckily, these things have mostly improved over the past decade. I still suck at math, though! Nevertheless, I was very thankful at the time, that I could walk, dress myself, and feed myself, etc., without assistance. Speaking, was not impossible, but very difficult. It was as if 1/2 of my vocabulary suddenly vanished. And, the words that still remained in my mental repertoire refused to come out of my mouth. Needless to say, communication was exceedingly difficult. That is, until someone handed me a pad of paper, something clicked. I found that when words refused to come out of my mouth, they flowed quite easily through my pen onto paper. I was once again able to communicate with people. It was a game changer! I almost immediately after this breakthrough, about a week I'd guess, I began compulsively writing songs. I'd alway loved writing, but had only ever written 2 songs, and they were structurally more like poems. I'd written many things for creative writing in school, and countless poems for family and friends over the years. But, THIS was something new for me. It was definitely a compulsive, overriding behavior. I didn't want to write, I had to. I tried to describe the words which formed, unbidden in my mind, likening them to bees, buzzing loudly inside my head. No one really seemed to understand. Committing the words to paper was the only thing that gave me a moment's peace. Over the years, as my brain continued to heal, the compulsive aspect of songwriting has, thankfully, abated. Now, I consider it a gift, a pleasure and a privilege, to be able to write a song because I want to, because I'm inspired by something, rather than from a compulsion. Since my injury, I've written well over 200 songs, probably twice as many song starts, as well as another 150-ish poems (I haven't counted in a while) and many short stories as well. I'm also writing an essential oil book and compiling a family cookbook, researching my family tree, and writing an autobiography. I'm simply thrilled and thankful to God that I can express myself once again.

    • @olivia-rq5be
      @olivia-rq5be 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      cool story dude

    • @mattferris3437
      @mattferris3437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Got diagnosed with Chiari years ago and have been avoiding actually dealing with it. Did the surgery improve your symptoms? I’ve always been worried it might cause more problems than it’ll fix

    • @1BlueEyeCreativeStudio
      @1BlueEyeCreativeStudio 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mattferris3437 yes, Matt, it did help. I'm still not 100%, but the constant excruciating pain is gone, and I feel MUCH better overall. (I also have another really cool, badass scar!) Of course, my situation involved a major head injury, so it wouldn't be an apples to apples comparison. You could quite possibly have a much better result than I did.
      When a surgery is truly necessary, it's HIGHLY unlikely to do more harm than good. If you do need surgery, it is undoubtedly WELL worth the time and recovery process. Don't live with Chiari issues if they are preventing you from living your best life! Don't let fear or indecision choose which path you end up on. Be intentional about your health and well being.
      Always get a second opinion, and don't feel bad about it! This is brain surgery; you have every right to do your research and weigh your options. Find a surgeon that has successfully done MANY of these kinds of decompression surgeries. Meet with them/communicate with them multiple times. Ask lots of questions; see how they respond: Do they listen to you? Do they enjoy explaining things to you? Are their answers satisfactory? Are they kind and compassionate? Are they flexible with the scheduling? Do they make you feel comfortable? Do they have a sense of humor? The answer to all of these questions should be YES.
      When it's go time, be very clear about what you hope to achieve and do the least invasive option available that will get you what you want. Reassess how you feel after the recovery processes. Then decide if additional procedures are necessary. Be 100% honest with yourself and your doctors.
      Remember, the doctor works for you. You are the boss. Doctors have the experience and expertise, but you decide what's best for you. I hope this helps you move forward with whatever is best for you. All the best to you Matt

    • @Shigellosis
      @Shigellosis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mattferris3437 dude don't ignore this, it could kill you

    • @ADHDmothership
      @ADHDmothership 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ADHD and autism 👌🏻

  • @shimishimi6250
    @shimishimi6250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3110

    Hearing all these accidental genius stories, I might hit my own head with a baseball bat at this point

    • @ainelimwanza2890
      @ainelimwanza2890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Lol... plz tell me how that goes nd the outcome...

    • @acidjelly2163
      @acidjelly2163 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi shimi :3

    • @atlf3357
      @atlf3357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Hits head
      *Accidentally becomes stupider*

    • @tkd4
      @tkd4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@atlf3357 lol. That would be my luck if I tried it.

    • @priyanshu3696
      @priyanshu3696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂

  • @koribryant
    @koribryant 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2051

    i got the shit beat out of me once and have been in 3 car crashes ... and all i got was the shit beat out of me and was in 3 car crashes.

    • @iudexe3103
      @iudexe3103 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Lmfao 😂😂😂😂

    • @yiurock4084
      @yiurock4084 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol!

    • @Qwerty-tz3jw
      @Qwerty-tz3jw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      koribryant can you describe how the beating was?

    • @BillyTheMilkMan
      @BillyTheMilkMan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I hope you learned something out of those experiences

    • @AI-bq8dd
      @AI-bq8dd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      well your alive and well so its all good

  • @ShaffaAdam
    @ShaffaAdam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4194

    I'm still wondering how futons come into this whole thing...

    • @sammudd8828
      @sammudd8828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

      same, that made no sense. "the 90s were the booming time for futons" goes on to tell a story about getting mugged and drawing circles. Then they show him working in a futon store at the end....why do futons matter to this story?

    • @sammudd8828
      @sammudd8828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@trollsneedhugs yeah, aww nd that's important to this story how???

    • @aitorjeronimoorive578
      @aitorjeronimoorive578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@trollsneedhugs lol

    • @NaztyNydz
      @NaztyNydz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The answer is simple 6:02

    • @Gottsnus
      @Gottsnus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I think they're implying/ clarifying that despite his acquired synesthesia he lives a normal life and is happy doing so.

  • @Sasquatch_101
    @Sasquatch_101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3852

    Idk why but the thumbnail made me think his haircut had something to do with his “accidental genius”

    • @apointb2260
      @apointb2260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I thought it would be something like when homer simpson had a crayon stuck in his brain thru the nostril

    • @UziStorm_1727
      @UziStorm_1727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same

    • @Capibapi1
      @Capibapi1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@apointb2260 well that made him stupid

    • @Capibapi1
      @Capibapi1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@apointb2260 but kinda

    • @schnoogens76
      @schnoogens76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Maybe it did. ??? Maybe his haircut is what got him hit in the head in the first place...
      Maybe you saw his haircut in the thumbnail and unconsciously wanted to smash him in the back of the head? Lol

  • @saxonur49
    @saxonur49 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2376

    My man literally went from chad to virgin

  • @dasfluffy7433
    @dasfluffy7433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1992

    Man this quarantine got me going to the deepest parts of TH-cam
    btw ty for 1.5k likes currently

    • @dasfluffy7433
      @dasfluffy7433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😭

    • @QuinTheNonBinary
      @QuinTheNonBinary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I found videos that made me laugh,and ones that are complex

    • @octaine378
      @octaine378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What are you talking about this was on my recommended

    • @witchslayerxo
      @witchslayerxo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Das Fluffy this normal shit

    • @snadas
      @snadas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too

  • @truthlifefishing1730
    @truthlifefishing1730 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My story is exactly the same only slightly the opposite.
    As a child I was beaten and humiliated every day.
    Now I do nothing, a complete failure. AMAZING.

    • @user-i7x-l2j
      @user-i7x-l2j 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Damn… I feel bad for you

  • @asmit420
    @asmit420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1831

    Basically he is having a psychedelic experience.
    All the time.
    Without Drugs.

    • @buffalobill7016
      @buffalobill7016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      lucky him

    • @tylerswensen7310
      @tylerswensen7310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      that called schizophrenia

    • @roadkillkayla
      @roadkillkayla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tyler Swensen schizophrenia is scary tho

    • @aIacrity.
      @aIacrity. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tyler Swensen yeah it’s really not lmfao unless ur on datura

    • @TurtleBobThe1st
      @TurtleBobThe1st 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tylerswensen7310 uhh no

  • @turbo_jake
    @turbo_jake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2940

    Him: everything is math
    Me: *fails math*
    Me: I guess this means I fail everything

    • @nealkelly9757
      @nealkelly9757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      TurboJake You can still sell fuotons like him.

    • @gamingcomics9711
      @gamingcomics9711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      TurboJake do you want me to beat you up and see what happens?

    • @turbo_jake
      @turbo_jake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Neal Kelly *futons are math too*

    • @turbo_jake
      @turbo_jake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Gaming Comics Gravity is math and I suck at math so that means I suck at gravity which means by the time you are getting this I’m passing Pluto.

    • @nicnaknoc
      @nicnaknoc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aw damn that's dark 😅

  • @krrubby
    @krrubby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2326

    I tried this so I could pass my math finals. I can’t move my fingers now
    *edit:* I failed my finals

    • @sohailahoj755
      @sohailahoj755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's sad😢

    • @abhyudaysinghparmar6055
      @abhyudaysinghparmar6055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Don't lose hope , keep trying until u unlocks ur true potential

    • @InnocentPlayer
      @InnocentPlayer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I feel bad for you man.. don't give up tho keep on trying

    • @sohailahoj755
      @sohailahoj755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait I just relized I failed at math 1,2 and 3
      But I made it in the second try because I'm not ready wasting time and made through it thank God so don't even think about giving up..

    • @user-fm5hw4jt4j
      @user-fm5hw4jt4j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't understand how tf can y'all fail in math. It's fucking easy. I m saying this cuz literally every people I met in my life fail in math 😓

  • @alanaaites8292
    @alanaaites8292 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I have had several concussions and traumatic brain injury. I had an out of body experience that year. It was terrifying and 30 years later I remember it like it was last night. Also started seeing ghosts occasionally throughout life. Along with this terrible chronic depression. Not everyone gets a gift, but I think it does change some people in different ways.