Ozzy Man Reviews: Mega Compilation #11 [FEAT. Horses vs Bunny]

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  • @ozzymanreviews
    @ozzymanreviews  3 ปีที่แล้ว +938

    Been a while since the last MEGA COMP! Enjoy 🍻 support me channel and check out the merch store, all shirts are printed at the office in Perth these days. 10/10 quality control that way I reckon: www.ozzymanshop.com

    • @jakethompson3787
      @jakethompson3787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You always make the day better

    • @BuurmanDirk69
      @BuurmanDirk69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oy mate

    • @thomasrevere1728
      @thomasrevere1728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We love you, Ozzy Man.

    • @youxkio
      @youxkio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That was really funny. it blended so well!

    • @BigfootSasquatch
      @BigfootSasquatch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Love your stuff bro keep sharing I'll keep watching

  • @mike.47
    @mike.47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6583

    Those horses aren’t stupid, they’ve watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It’s the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog and they shall not pass!

    • @robertaugustijn1157
      @robertaugustijn1157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      Where is the holy handgrenade when you need it?

    • @gloryshadow8710
      @gloryshadow8710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      The horses now worship their owner because she was able to shoo away the Beast so easily!

    • @bbutc
      @bbutc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Given that it's probably an 'Australian' bunny - it's probably highly venomous and well capable of taking out a horse.

    • @kingcosworth2643
      @kingcosworth2643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      "It's got big pointy teeth.... Look at the bones"

    • @trishstyles6514
      @trishstyles6514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@robertaugustijn1157 And the number of the counting shall be...???

  • @devindran2021
    @devindran2021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1446

    Hahaha that woodpecker "die die die" moment...

    • @outlawcustoms132
      @outlawcustoms132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I thought the woodpecker was gonna bring the tree down lmao

    • @DumpySkittles
      @DumpySkittles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Woodpeckers are f%&ked lol

    • @Dargoneth
      @Dargoneth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Thats the most commitment i've ever seen :o

    • @fikshun1326
      @fikshun1326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @keeff8195
      @keeff8195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      thats one angry bird.

  • @hishamdole
    @hishamdole 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1365

    In the horses defence, most of us humans think spiders are spooky and are gonna eat us.

    • @orange_cat
      @orange_cat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yes, at first glance. I'll let certain kinds of spiders live in my house, most anything but brown recluse and black widow. They have their own corners and I ask the cleaning people to let them be.

    • @MrBlaktoe
      @MrBlaktoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@orange_cat Brown Recluse is the common household spider where I am. Never had a problem with them. They're very docile.

    • @tommerwhite
      @tommerwhite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I’ve seen a 200lb male scared shitless of a really fast little ugly millipede I only wish I didn’t glance at that in a mirror

    • @siggyretburns7523
      @siggyretburns7523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yep. Elephants scared of mice, people scared of spiders. I guess with horses its ....bunny rabbits. 😂

    • @LoktionBanger
      @LoktionBanger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      SPIDERS ARE POISONOUS AND CAN EASILY KILL U WITH A BITE, UNLIKE RABBITS

  • @DagDaWildDog
    @DagDaWildDog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    His commentary to the horses was amazing. It looks like the lady with the bobcat was holding a cat carrier the bobcat might have been after their cat.

    • @jasonmcelroy1938
      @jasonmcelroy1938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The bobcat was rabid. And yes, wife was carrying a cat in a carrier; they were on their way to the vet. Both husband and wife were given heavy doses of rabies vaccines.

    • @soonamisapphire2425
      @soonamisapphire2425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The bobcat was mad at the lady for taking his wife so he attacked a man’s wife lol

    • @aliciabohn2219
      @aliciabohn2219 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@jasonmcelroy1938 thank you.

  • @markanthonyabot1859
    @markanthonyabot1859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    "I'm not afraid, I'm just cleverly cautious"
    Will be my new fav line

    • @timb4351
      @timb4351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "I accept your theory but reject your conclusion. Therefore, I remain creatively cautious and far from afraid."

    • @seajelly2421
      @seajelly2421 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂 I think the horses were only afraid of hurting the rabbit ❤

  • @hydra4678
    @hydra4678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1793

    Well, this day just got better.

    • @mukundaneshepherdcrystal6544
      @mukundaneshepherdcrystal6544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know, right? 😆😆😆

    • @jamesdjukic
      @jamesdjukic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And It’ll get even better when football comes HOME 👍🏼⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🙏🏼

    • @adrielarlan5567
      @adrielarlan5567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why can i hear his voice from this comment haha

    • @karpok46
      @karpok46 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Indeed!

    • @Vismotrix-m
      @Vismotrix-m 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      maybe, but i saw a man died earlier today because he was speeding on a motorcycle

  • @shankypanky8879
    @shankypanky8879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1007

    That last clip is a rare moment when Red Dead Redemption 2 characters go out of bounds and enter the GTA V map.

  • @titandragon753
    @titandragon753 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    As a horse owner of many years, this video had me on the floor 😆😆😆Interesting fact - Loose runaway Plastic bags floating along the ground are also considered an arch nemesis & all around feared phenomena by horses 🐴🤣🤣🤣

    • @murphychurch8251
      @murphychurch8251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Somehow horses seem to have the same attitude as my budgies. And I would not dare to ride an animal that is as easily scared as my birds. 🙈

    • @bryanincommiefornia5629
      @bryanincommiefornia5629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      There are only 2 things horses are afraid of: things that move, and things that don't.

    • @annalieff-saxby568
      @annalieff-saxby568 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I've met horses that are scared of: white gates (any other colour is fine), pillar boxes, witches' knickers (those ragged plastic bags caught in trees), bobble hats and policemen.

    • @solorollo9756
      @solorollo9756 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is the exact example I give when I tell people I don’t like horses. An animal that can kill you on accident is terrified of wind.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, I discovered through a faulty zipper on a snowsuit that tucking an Apple for my horse in Iceland into a plastic bag and then into my snowsuit was not a good idea. Poor thing! We were going at a full trot, and when that zipper had slipped down, and the wind whipped that bag out, he jumped sideways. I did not go with him

  • @moerow8215
    @moerow8215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2451

    Famous last words: “it’s just a bunny rabbit.” Said every Monty Python fan ever! 😂

    • @jorgezarate9486
      @jorgezarate9486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I should probably just eat myself

    • @py2724
      @py2724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nailed It🤣

    • @euanharrison7125
      @euanharrison7125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      The most foul rodent you've ever set eyes on its a killerrrr

    • @jesswells8683
      @jesswells8683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You’re corny!!👍

    • @mattkrieger3428
      @mattkrieger3428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It's got teeth razor sharp

  • @ruggedlemmings9163
    @ruggedlemmings9163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    "People think Australia doesn't exist. I'm not sure Alabama fucking exists."
    What a quote to end the video on!

    • @averagecalisthenicsguy1504
      @averagecalisthenicsguy1504 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/oLRuX4Dbq5c/w-d-xo.html

    • @bethbosheers8096
      @bethbosheers8096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, we exist! 😎❤️😂ROLL TIDE ROLL!

    • @baller9real
      @baller9real 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bethbosheers8096 I can indeed say that Alabama exists! My nephew works at NASA!

    • @bethbosheers8096
      @bethbosheers8096 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@baller9real That’s so great! We’re so proud of our Redstone Arsenal and all the amazing folks from all over the world, who work within The NASA/Huntsville Space Program. The Space Flight Center Museum has such a vast and interesting educational treasures and programs. Come see us!

    • @Eric-xh9ee
      @Eric-xh9ee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah although it's probably more likely Montana

  • @sydneyslaughter7163
    @sydneyslaughter7163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1039

    To be fair to those horses, that is one seriously STOIC bunny.

    • @meredithgrubb7027
      @meredithgrubb7027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Stoic and rotund lol

    • @Lena-xi4dw
      @Lena-xi4dw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I was convinced it's a toy 😂

    • @jalopy620
      @jalopy620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      only yesterday I googled stoic's meaning after watching a film clip of Cool Hand Luke.

    • @gonufc
      @gonufc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Likely has Myxomatosis, it's very sad.

    • @roonilwazlib3089
      @roonilwazlib3089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@gonufc naa that’s not a myxi bunny (I’ve had to dispatch a lot in the past) just ...rabbit in the headlights pro move

  • @denysarcuri1213
    @denysarcuri1213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The bunny vs horses piece is just too funny. Incredible creativity!

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    it's actually pretty impressive how the woodpecker's chipping away at it like that
    imagine having to do carpentry by bashing your head against your project

    • @bambam-cm8we
      @bambam-cm8we 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I tried, but I came off 2nd best. The wood still needs cutting but my stitches need to be removed first

    • @sfundomabaso3200
      @sfundomabaso3200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's gonna get a concussion

    • @sapphireblue4031
      @sapphireblue4031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@bambam-cm8we You need to use your tongue like the woodpeckers not your head. Maybe that's what went wrong. Or maybe you should start with less hard wood before diving into the advanced woods headfirst

    • @TonyRule
      @TonyRule 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wait... that's _not_ how you do it? I was misled.

    • @bambam-cm8we
      @bambam-cm8we 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@sapphireblue4031 thats true, it was oak I was attempting to cut. I'll start with pine and work my skill up to the hard wood. I'll try the tounge method too, that should be easy as I tried to cut it like a beaver which also didn't go well. Nature is hard 😥

  • @temosofthecommunistrepubli2637
    @temosofthecommunistrepubli2637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +861

    I've never seen a cowboy use his lasso for a real situation.

  • @markkintz1786
    @markkintz1786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I come back to your 'horses meet bunny on the path narrative' all the time. This piece is just brilliant. And when the bunny runs down the path towards the horses it's hilarious.

  • @waltercomunello121
    @waltercomunello121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    "People think Australia doesn't exist. I'm not sure Alabama fuckin' exists."

    • @davidsr9719
      @davidsr9719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I’ve been to both places and still have a hard time believing they exist…

    • @billythekidperez7343
      @billythekidperez7343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@davidsr9719 😅

    • @groowanderer
      @groowanderer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good job polly

    • @kadduponka3565
      @kadduponka3565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      If alabama does not exist where does all the incest porn come from?

    • @davidhollenbeck9227
      @davidhollenbeck9227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@kadduponka3565 West Virginia would be my guess

  • @Mishkola
    @Mishkola 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    the dog playing volleyball is one of the coolest things I've seen in a while

    • @santimaygarai4725
      @santimaygarai4725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That blew my mind away

    • @Hero4fun77
      @Hero4fun77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, I love volleyball myself and it's nice to see that other species plays it well :D

    • @orange_cat
      @orange_cat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ozzy Man has another video with a dog playing Jenga.
      I'm not impressed until I see cats playing volleyball.

    • @jeffreyhill1011
      @jeffreyhill1011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@orange_cat I won't be impressed until I see a volleyball playing Jenga

    • @birdflipper
      @birdflipper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Border Collies are wicked smart. I saw one on tv a few years ago that knew the names of all 200+ small stuffed animals it has and could dig through the pile of toys and retrieve the specific one you asked for, correctly bringing the right one back 99% of the time.

  • @HH-mw4sq
    @HH-mw4sq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Now I know Ozzy Man is a genius, he can simultaneously read the minds of two horses. That takes some mad skills.

  • @joybest3677
    @joybest3677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "CAW! CAW! POW! PECK! PECK! ALMOST THERE! ANY TIME NOW!" I am absolutely DEAD!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @AO-mx9tk
      @AO-mx9tk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That one made me spit out my coffee. Lol!

    • @CFarnwide
      @CFarnwide 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Doors “Break on through to the other side” is where I lost it!

  • @masternoob9673
    @masternoob9673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    “Guys, it’s just a bunny.”
    “Y-you keep saying Bunny. (“That’s it”) Tell us what it does. What can it do? Can it eat us or…?”
    “It’s just a bunny.”
    “Can it Eat Us? Answer the fucking question, Julia!”
    💀💀💀

    • @masternoob9673
      @masternoob9673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @John Wickstick And you exist. Joy 🙄

    • @brettgray8339
      @brettgray8339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jesus loves you.
      He died and rose again for you.

    • @raymondj8768
      @raymondj8768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WE KNOW WE WATCHED IT TO !

    • @NickRoman
      @NickRoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The best part was, 'that means yes when she doesn't answer'

    • @xN0XvRVLEZx
      @xN0XvRVLEZx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@raymondj8768 They just quoted they favorite part? Was it that hard to comprehend?....

  • @CharlesVeitch
    @CharlesVeitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1255

    We all feel it
    This is the best Ozzy Man in AGES
    Laughed out loud throughout.

    • @nemo227
      @nemo227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Charles Veitch, I was thinking the same thing. Great minds think alike. We are very perceptive.

    • @johnnymacf1
      @johnnymacf1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You serious?

    • @nemo227
      @nemo227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@johnnymacf1 Can't speak for Charles but I'm often sincere but rarely serious.

    • @Fern635
      @Fern635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Have to agree. This is some high-grade Ozzyman.

    • @jerseykrenz337
      @jerseykrenz337 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nemo227 /

  • @robashton8606
    @robashton8606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    "She likes me, she gives me biscuits daily!"
    Relatable.

  • @seivaDsugnA
    @seivaDsugnA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    I love how Ozzy anthropomorphizes politicians, like they're real people.

    • @thelthrythquezada8397
      @thelthrythquezada8397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Either my dyslexia is on high, or you meant to type pelicans but Mr. Autocorrect decided say politician

    • @grekygrek
      @grekygrek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@thelthrythquezada8397 hes saying that politicians are reptilians or robots lol.

    • @kidthemanifest
      @kidthemanifest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Anthromorphawhatnow

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Of course your name is Angus of all things 😁😂

    • @KJ99otis
      @KJ99otis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best f*ckin comment ‘o the day! 💯

  • @dubbleplusgood
    @dubbleplusgood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Those horses have seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail. They know what's up with the bunny.

    • @TheN0odles
      @TheN0odles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Gwyn and Gold LOL It would be but a scratch!

    • @shanechapman2415
      @shanechapman2415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that rabbits a wee killer. what's it gona do nibble ya butt

    • @Dayvit78
      @Dayvit78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Run away! Run away!

    • @whatthewhat76
      @whatthewhat76 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They must bring that dynamite rabbit a shrubbery!

    • @grandudetonesnob7107
      @grandudetonesnob7107 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Could the lady not notice the rabbit's huge slashing inscisors???

  • @donkern388
    @donkern388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    "I'm not sure fucking Alabama exists." You're golden mate! Alabama exists in an existential state that defies logic.

    • @chasman9662
      @chasman9662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Alabama is the seldom used name for the "Undying Lands" in the Lord of the Rings. This where heros go to live forever.

    • @TyrannusRex499
      @TyrannusRex499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@chasman9662 Roll Tide

    • @rondohunter8966
      @rondohunter8966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm American and I can state that Alabama...I really don't know. It doesn't really stand out unless you go back to the antebellum days. Not like good ol' Florida. Yep, Florida and Texas do exist, the others are just placeholders for maps.

    • @KevinE1969
      @KevinE1969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I guess you could say the same about Australia! Roll Tide!

    • @dirtdiv3r
      @dirtdiv3r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@KevinE1969 ... Ozzyman already said people say the same about Australia. What's with you guys saying Roll Tide to everything? Weird flex

  • @rpineanew
    @rpineanew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    The horse narration was the funniest thing you've ever done. Fantastic. EPIC. I literally died, then came back to life. Genius 🤣

  • @gefiltafish2187
    @gefiltafish2187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Fighting even a feral cat is no mere fit .
    That husband deserves respect.

  • @fortheloveofLDS
    @fortheloveofLDS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    The heavy breathing as the mantises otherwise silently pose was a nice touch.

    • @lariler2
      @lariler2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was a hold up.

  • @meryemcakr4101
    @meryemcakr4101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I've been impressed by many things in my life, but THAT LASSO takes the cake.

    • @janedoe-hq9vn
      @janedoe-hq9vn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That was very impressive especially on the 1st try! ...not his 1st' "rodeo "?....awwwwww

    • @osmokm9182
      @osmokm9182 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello fellow Turkish fan!

    • @AtlasJotun
      @AtlasJotun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@janedoe-hq9vn Ha, that was so lame :D

    • @janedoe-hq9vn
      @janedoe-hq9vn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AtlasJotun wah wah waahhhh...lol..someone has to say it!

  • @BlueUncia
    @BlueUncia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    The one with the bobcat was actually a sad story, because it had rabies. It first attacked the woman's legs (she was carrying their house cat in a carrier). Her husband pulled the bobcat off her with his bare hands, but got clawed up pretty badly as well, so he just threw it. The bobcat was later shot and the couple required treatment and rabies shots.

    • @hjr_official
      @hjr_official 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well, now I'm bummed

    • @cheesy__dibbles
      @cheesy__dibbles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dam

    • @Seeker0628
      @Seeker0628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I remember when this was all over the news. It wasn't that long ago. Felt bad for that poor bobcat....

    • @kirnpu
      @kirnpu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Awful...

    • @--_DJ_--
      @--_DJ_-- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Seeker0628 Of all the things to feel bad for I think the rabid cat comes in last.

  • @geoffreyhhill
    @geoffreyhhill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    I saw a medieval documentary where a bunny bit off a bunch of guys’ heads. Those things are cruel and vicious

    • @queenb1119
      @queenb1119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I saw that one too! It started off with a segment about swallows, right?

    • @geoffreyhhill
      @geoffreyhhill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@queenb1119 yes lol

    • @queenb1119
      @queenb1119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@geoffreyhhill 😉👍

    • @cocolossal69
      @cocolossal69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

    • @bigboredthing
      @bigboredthing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@queenb1119 I seem to remember one of the hosts being a rather rude Frenchman.

  • @chris43240
    @chris43240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Rabbit's like: How did I get into this mess? I'll better stay still so everybody doesn't see me😂

  • @benp5640
    @benp5640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Jokes aside that wood pecking one was actually legendary

  • @StanHowse
    @StanHowse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    The baby ducklings YEETING them selves off the bridge was great

  • @saikatkar4452
    @saikatkar4452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Damn that Bunny is staring a hole into our world. He could probably scare a dragon, let alone horses.

  • @BaDazai
    @BaDazai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    The dogs, the cow, the pool then the freaking cowboys was a series of unexpected events - like someone telling a made up story but there's footage of it happening so you know it's true...

    • @mullaoslo
      @mullaoslo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Loved how they just left the dog in the pool 🤣

    • @Ntwadumela89
      @Ntwadumela89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Try telling your boss this is why you were late🤧

    • @ArKritz84
      @ArKritz84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Ntwadumela89 if there were any damages, that insurance claim would go absolutely nowhere without the CCTV footage.

    • @demonsluger
      @demonsluger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Truth is often stranger than fiction

    • @randomheadful7190
      @randomheadful7190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It was the arrival of the cowboys that really sealed the deal for me.

  • @doggedout
    @doggedout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    The horse owner who chased off the killer rabbit:
    Some call her "Tim".

  • @SquigglyCarton8
    @SquigglyCarton8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    …. Mate… the dog that figured out volley ball… could we train a team of dogs to play?

    • @goldenageofdinosaurs7192
      @goldenageofdinosaurs7192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I used to have a border collie that would do that. I used to play basketball with him. I’d throw him a bounce pass & he’d give me assist & I’d lay it up.
      He was a great frisbee player as well!

    • @PinballBob1
      @PinballBob1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@goldenageofdinosaurs7192 My pointer could catch a tennis ball on the fly, as good as any shortstop. Pop ups would be infield fly rule for him.

    • @kpoper4lyf
      @kpoper4lyf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One of my dogs has picked soccer skills from my oldest brother and I'm like fuck me she knows this this amd this

    • @Naughtybat
      @Naughtybat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I once had a Jack Russell-pittie mix that would play tetherball. :)

  • @MrBjh00420
    @MrBjh00420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I absolutely love it when you do the voices for the animals it is freaking hilarious

  • @ribaaz
    @ribaaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I fucking LOST it at the green mantis "let him speak", i'm in tears

    • @spacewolfRIFF
      @spacewolfRIFF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I believe the name is Terry😂

    • @vintage1950
      @vintage1950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂 it was his hands when he turned.

  • @nopandakit8051
    @nopandakit8051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Horse: I'll trample a snake, no problem! But that thing looks crazy. Do you see the crazy eyes?

  • @anonaki-mt6xb
    @anonaki-mt6xb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    "Im not really doing sponsored integrations for other companies anymore" - Fuck Yeah Ozzie, Fuck Yeah .)

  • @Yourfellowlegoninjagocitizen
    @Yourfellowlegoninjagocitizen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “A wHaT?” “A (_____) BOB CAT!!!” That got me 🤣

  • @mikey2toes966
    @mikey2toes966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    “Hey she has to like you if you want to sniff it bite it or touch it”
    Words to live by

    • @Pumkin932
      @Pumkin932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Sure, it's funny if a dog does it but when I do it I get in trouble and thrown in extra jail
      lol

    • @baller9real
      @baller9real 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Consent is important!

  • @madmartian2
    @madmartian2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    11:35 cutest part of the video 🤗
    6:01 a close 2nd place 😏

  • @Ser-Smiley
    @Ser-Smiley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    That lady stole that bobcat's skooma. Thats why she got attacked.

    • @JaroslavDanielSolek
      @JaroslavDanielSolek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Youre my winner for today!

    • @OlleHungrig
      @OlleHungrig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      she caried a pet cage..like for a cat...and the bobcat thought it was his take away dinner...

    • @rutambhagat4556
      @rutambhagat4556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thats not a bobcat its a Khajiit

    • @danielanderson4011
      @danielanderson4011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Honest question - "what's a skooma?"

    • @timbrom
      @timbrom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@danielanderson4011 it's a drug featured in the computer game Skyrim.

  • @DWalk42171
    @DWalk42171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Out of all that you do, the two horses and the bunny is my all time favorite. Thank you Julia and Ozzy.

    • @orange_cat
      @orange_cat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree the two horses and bunny is Ozzy's best. The two arguing corgis in a different video is Ozzy's second best.

  • @CONEHEADDK
    @CONEHEADDK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    DON'T let your horses watch Monty Python's The holy grail...

    • @krikeydial3430
      @krikeydial3430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      They needed the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

    • @cbbees1468
      @cbbees1468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "The horses grow restless sire. DISMOUNT!"

  • @TheN0odles
    @TheN0odles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Those two horses are precious! OMG, "What's a bunny. What can it do" *DEAD*

    • @Dargoneth
      @Dargoneth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It can do a 4000-Kick-Combo, very dangerous

    • @TheN0odles
      @TheN0odles 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dargoneth LMAO

  • @Santh931
    @Santh931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Things get better in life when we hear ozzy man trash talk

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I want to cut my toe nails... NEVER! I am the feet TH-camr. Thanks for being a fan, dear ph

  • @LybertyZ
    @LybertyZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Today I am inspired by the fearlessness of Praying Mantises: "Yeah, that it! You f'ing got 'em, Terry!" (8:12)

    • @blurrypotato4573
      @blurrypotato4573 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They actually pinch pretty hard. And the one on the left looked bad ass, like a Transformer.

  • @geewrong7282
    @geewrong7282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I cheered so loudly when I saw that notification knowing that it would be like 15 minutes of pure ozzyman. You need to do more of these vids they’re the best.

    • @TheN0odles
      @TheN0odles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's Ozgazmic, mate!

    • @geewrong7282
      @geewrong7282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheN0odles you said it!

  • @sugarnads
    @sugarnads 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Those horses needed the holy handgrenade of antioch.

    • @SqeakyToy
      @SqeakyToy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Three shall be the number of the counting.

    • @alfinpogform4774
      @alfinpogform4774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Five is right out.

    • @hossjulia
      @hossjulia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @brzrk9453
    @brzrk9453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    'Ducking is easy cause we're called ducks'. That's so funny and lame at the same time 😂🤣

    • @evanray8413
      @evanray8413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bit of a lame duck.

    • @juliecook6057
      @juliecook6057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am finding Ozzy Man just really really stupid and silly these days and haven't laughed at him for a long long time !! Goodbye OzzyMan !! I'm unsubbing !!

    • @evanray8413
      @evanray8413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@juliecook6057
      BYE!

    • @evanray8413
      @evanray8413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@juliecook6057
      I was just playing on words.
      Not being critical.

    • @juliecook6057
      @juliecook6057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@evanray8413
      Oh ! Fair enough !! 👍

  • @tambarrameda517
    @tambarrameda517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    When those cowboys came out of the woods, I just straight up started breaking down 😂🤣

  • @Psychedelia-Horror
    @Psychedelia-Horror 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    I couldn’t stop thinking of the Monty python bunny scene with those horses being so cautious 😂

    • @janedoe-hq9vn
      @janedoe-hq9vn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love how the coconuts are used for the horses, " clop clop clop"! Funny!

    • @codjh9
      @codjh9 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      'That thing could rip us to shreds!'

  • @fuzzypickles3129
    @fuzzypickles3129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The mantids had me crying.....then when Ozzy Man proclaims that the cowboy, his horse, and two dogs are returning to the 1800's vortex I spat out my tea

  • @ready2ryde7
    @ready2ryde7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    1:03 That's clearly the killer rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail...the horses know it and Julia is lucky as hell for still being alive.

  • @SPAMsammiches
    @SPAMsammiches 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Look at this mob of absolute Bogans..." Had never heard of that one. Classic.

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    No one:
    Woodpecker: "Alright, sir. your house is done, it will be 2000 seeds"

    • @kyleterry5190
      @kyleterry5190 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sadly their preferred form of payment are bird eggs

  • @wyyrdojim
    @wyyrdojim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    The horses watched “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” last night!🙀

    • @Elderflowerpunch
      @Elderflowerpunch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My thoughts too.

    • @enderethan144
      @enderethan144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “That Rabbits got a vicious streak a mile wide it’s a killer”

    • @jfo738
      @jfo738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In fact it was on BBC America last night, and I watched it.

  • @nikhilalok3239
    @nikhilalok3239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    The horses were hilarious

  • @qintayawn508
    @qintayawn508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    the horses bit deserves an award, i do not know what award but it does deserve some kind of recognition, absolutely astonishing

  • @-laydeeintrigue-
    @-laydeeintrigue- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "the thing is, Julia..."
    "SAY IT." 😂🤣

  • @networm64
    @networm64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    That doggy fight for that bum bum was the most legitimate fight I've seen, period!

    • @lordbertos8124
      @lordbertos8124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Iv seen wars started for less noble causes

    • @musicmason
      @musicmason 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There were dogs in that clip?

  • @AJDraws
    @AJDraws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Top notch entertainment! Ozzy Man needs his own show on HBO

  • @Msantor1605
    @Msantor1605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "She has to like you to let you sniff it, bite it or touch it."
    Straight Fax, No printer.

    • @3llevate
      @3llevate 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That fax joke 😆 Sad that 80% of TH-cam's demogorgon... demographic, is too young to get it up to its deserved "k" likes!

  • @Ser-Smiley
    @Ser-Smiley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Those mantises posing like Dragon Ball's Ginyu's special squad. 😂

    • @Yroko
      @Yroko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao, if u hadn't mentioned that, i wouldnt have made the connection. I bet theyre named after them too

    • @Robert-jz7hq
      @Robert-jz7hq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is gold. I can hear them now. lol

    • @Ser-Smiley
      @Ser-Smiley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hehe. I can hear them in my head too. Screeching and yelling out their names while doing one of their silly pompous poses.
      "ReCoOmE! BuRteEeR! JeEEeiiCe!" GuLdO! GiNyU!"
      😂😂😂

  • @PopEye2384
    @PopEye2384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    That woodpecker took "Break On Through To The Other Side" quite literaly....

    • @lariler2
      @lariler2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stupid bird.. Just go around.

  • @DaveSohan
    @DaveSohan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The cowboy part was freaking hilarious 😂

  • @alisonmurphy2731
    @alisonmurphy2731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Look at him licking his lips for fish and chips” love it 😂😂😂😂 @5:12

  • @montblanc034
    @montblanc034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "You f***ing got him Terry! Hes running away!" I about died lolol

  • @sharadbhardwaj44
    @sharadbhardwaj44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "Tractor is not happy with him as the driver and fucks off" this one is hilarious God 🤣

  • @MSRooky350z
    @MSRooky350z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    like may others have pointed out, the horses are smart. "it's just a bunny" are famous last words xD

  • @alkaholic4848
    @alkaholic4848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:56
    "We've never seen a bunny ....."
    ("I've heard of them")
    "... so...."
    That cheeky little bit of supplementary information squeezed meekly inbetween the other one's rant is just hilarious.
    😄

  • @peterresetz1960
    @peterresetz1960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    That woodpecker must work for city, and it’s thinking, “Why am I constructing a bypass for the these stupid pigeons. They could just fly around this tree, but then they’re stupid pigeons and the boss said to do it. So I’m doing it. Stupid pigeons. Stupid boss. God this is taking forever. I better get over time for this.”

  • @richardhenry5858
    @richardhenry5858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Is that a fucking COWBOY!?!" LOL, that was my favorite part. Actually, the ducks doing a splish splash was my favorite part, but then the cow doing a splish splash came on and it was great too.

  • @neikiv8843
    @neikiv8843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    The horses are so cute.

    • @krikeydial3430
      @krikeydial3430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Look out horsies! There's a scary bunny in the path and its going to eat you!

    • @kylederry5031
      @kylederry5031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      After watching Monty python and the holy grail, I've never looked at bunnies the same way again!

    • @Terminate1783
      @Terminate1783 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kylederry5031
      Bunnies are fkn stupid i ran over 1 in truck when that 🅱️ jumped right in front when i was going 70kmh
      Like mf jumped on the road from bush 10meters in front of me

    • @kylederry5031
      @kylederry5031 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Terminate1783 survival of the fittest, way she goes bud

    • @krikeydial3430
      @krikeydial3430 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kylederry5031 Then you know that you must summon the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

  • @itchykami
    @itchykami 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:11 This is what happens when you let your horses watch Monty Python. It's really quite tragic.

  • @A_Jung
    @A_Jung 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    11:54 that last duckling just took so long because he was going through his head how to correctly perform a backflip. Well done, little guy, well done!

  • @firestarter000001
    @firestarter000001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Think about that cat happiness: usually the lick themselves with their tiny toungues, and here comes the cows :)

  • @themoderator8663
    @themoderator8663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Anyone else crying with laughter at his reaction to the pig attack? Amazing.

    • @enderethan144
      @enderethan144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That had me ROFL 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀

    • @Phayzeify
      @Phayzeify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fucking ay. One was rolling down the mountain.

  • @sarthakpandey8068
    @sarthakpandey8068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    And I love the way ozzyman puts so much effort into research for every video. He knows so much about science, world politics, vocabulary, traditions, cultures, accents, olympics and sports. The list is endless. Give him a medal already 🔥

  • @shounak000
    @shounak000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    That's not a bunny, it's a Monty Python character, it's guarding the holy grail.

    • @afh7689
      @afh7689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ...with a vicious streak a mile wide!

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The horses dialog was brilliant. 10/10 Ozzyman

    • @scottstrauss6487
      @scottstrauss6487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What behind the rabbit?

    • @AIWASP
      @AIWASP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Must of had the holy grenade… 😂

    • @shounak000
      @shounak000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AIWASP bring forth the holy hand grenade of Antioch

  • @SHAYUPIVER
    @SHAYUPIVER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "The power of Christ compels you!" 😂😂😂

    • @dyslexicboogaloo
      @dyslexicboogaloo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Destination Hell compilation is born

  • @tintinban
    @tintinban 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    You deserve a part in major production for voice acting, just for the horse-bunny standoff.

  • @darmichar73
    @darmichar73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    These are the Ozzy Man videos I expect. I'm sitting here typing, wiping my eyes from laughing. The commentary from the horses was top notch!

  • @nononsensenorseman
    @nononsensenorseman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    *What absolutely amazes me ... is you are more aware of the mentality of a horse ... than 99.9% of the idiots who call themselves professional trainers and breeders.*
    *Great powers of observation Ozzy Man*

  • @williamponce5907
    @williamponce5907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Domino: "Will it hurt me? Answer the question!" 😂😂LEGEND

  • @Obsidian451
    @Obsidian451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The mantises at 7:37 look like the Ginyu Force working on a new pose. 😆😆😆

  • @gloryshadow8710
    @gloryshadow8710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:28 the horses were actually ready to leave completely 😂🤣😂

  • @LaughingSaint66
    @LaughingSaint66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Man that was brilliant !!!! Cat with cows had me dying !!!😂😂😂😂

  • @artistx4u715
    @artistx4u715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Ducklings ones are so cute. Cuteness Meter broke.

  • @Gojocular
    @Gojocular 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “Look at me I’m rotund I’m so rotund” 😂

    • @alexm8443
      @alexm8443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My new favorite word. Lol

  • @johntyjj209
    @johntyjj209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “Lickin his lips for fish and chips” 😂😂😂

  • @dantaboo
    @dantaboo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    When I see MEGA COMPILATION from my boy Ozzy, I had to stop everything, heat up some popcorn, grab a beer, and get ready to be entertained by Australia's finest broadcaster.

  • @TheBlackDeck
    @TheBlackDeck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Ozzie just harmonized "Whaaaaaat?!" with himself.
    Fuckin legend.
    -e
    2:41 as requested

    • @udaytejsingh3998
      @udaytejsingh3998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      time stamp?

    • @TheBlackDeck
      @TheBlackDeck 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@udaytejsingh3998 at work rn, I'll get you later tho

    • @TheBlackDeck
      @TheBlackDeck 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@udaytejsingh3998 2:41 as requested

  • @brianshava4689
    @brianshava4689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That "An attack is being mounted" just took me to a new realm🤣🤣🤣

  • @Whyarewehere53
    @Whyarewehere53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Badass homeowner throwing a bobcat. Must really love the missus.