I just turned 73, in the states, found your channel and COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING AFTER THE FIRST 30 SECONDS! I just paused this at 7:08 to subscribe and get all notifications cause you're the funniest narrator I've heard! Keep em coming and thanks...now I'm gonna watch the rest of your amazing laugh fest!
❤❤❤❤❤ Hello my brothers, my friends, I am from Iraq, I hope that you will subscribe to my channel. I dream to be a permanent friend with you. We exchange videos between countries to know the civilization of each country. I am from Iraq. I swear to you in the name of Christianity. My friends from all over the world will be happy
@@dkunal799 Huh? not having any work would mean i have a lot of time to search for youtube channels? Is there work where you get paid for searching youtube? OHH do you call unemployment work?
As a battlebots fan i cant tell you how much I enjoyed the narration of minotaur vs blacksmith 😂😂😂 If i could, I would literally pay for an entire series of you narrating battlebots fights
00:48 that old guy literally intercepted a snake like that is impressive watch the kick to the face the snake was about to strike lightning fast and that old guy intercepted it with a perfect teep
@@sostrucking Agree! They are truly entertaining to watch, especially in person. Ive seen plenty of mess ups but that’s the first time Ive seen a broken rifle!
@@sostrucking I was going to say something similar. They have a history of visiting my city and having a cannon competition with our local University Fort Henry Guard team.
@@Weird.Dreams A segment has been edited out, I saw this when it came out and there was a part where a guy was smashing a window to rob it and he ran in to the road and got hit by a car.
I had to pause the part of the video with the magpies twice, it had me crying with laughter so hard that my cat was seriously worried about me. Your narration is epic.
The old guy would probably be dead if the kick hadn't hit the snakes head which probably dazzed it. The old guy wouldn't have even known how close he was to dying a painful death that day.
This has got to be one of the most entertaining and awesome videos I've ever seen and I'm on TH-cam for hours everyday. I'm an instant fan of your channel! Well done!
Imagine Ozzy Man as a US President who, as a General during wartime does real time broadcast commentary on the war effort just like this. LOL I would become a patriot if Ozzy Man was President. Lol
+David H, sad comment mate... his skill level strong...without resorting to sock puppets 1. kicks to gauge distance 2. Provokes a forward attack, evades shifting weight/leans back 3. counter attack, heavy kick & weight transfer forward, catches snake while following thru for impact...
the marble races are the best. i would watch that foreal edit: i take it back, the bubble people vs the bull was fair dinkum the best thing i’ve ever seen
The bull video was the first one I ever saw from Ozzy Man. I tried so hard to find it on his channel and couldn't. So glad he brought it back in a montage.
9:00 I have never in my life been so entertained by watching multi coloured beach balls roling down a hill... I never thought I needed it until now, life has meaning again
The hobby horse thing is a little concerning I mean I'm all about letting you kids have there hobbies but sometimes you just got to roll up a newspaper cracking em in the forehead say stop being weird
If you really think about it, it’s not that much more ridiculous than a bunch of grown adults chasing a ball like it’s the most important thing in the world. 🤷🏻♀️
Holy fu*k.. I've litterly just came across you and I'm so glad I did.. I haven't stopped laughing.. ohh my days your commentary is beyond hilarious!!.. can't stop laughing.. what a legend! Peace from UK
Ozzy Man you really, really need to apply to do ringside commentary for Battlebots! We've watched the whole season but didn't enjoy it as much as yours.
@ James Boyle. We have it over here in UK and we call it 'Robot Wars' Love to have him on our show, trouble is the time that this programme is on poor Ozzy man would have to be buzzed over for most of the time as kids are watching.😂😂😂
Holy shit we're getting more than two minutes of Ozzy! This is like suddenly getting a fucking crane-load of gold for no apparent reason. You kinda feel like you don't deserve it so you kinda have a dilemma of do I love this like eating 8 tons of chocolate, or do I despise this for being way too physically good/seriously killing me like mcdonalds saying fuck you with saturated fat.
That old bloke is a massive legend
He definitely deserves a gobby
when he kicks the snake you can see the venom spraying out
FooBar Maximus How many dogs do you kick when you go on a walk?
Legend says the snake still has nightmares of the days event.
Massive big dick energy
😂😂 I think the birds were trying to warn the snake!
yeah, the previous week, that old dude kicked the shit outta them birds.
Hahahaha
The old men is well known in snake society
When you see Chuck Norris's dad you give him the right of way.
I broke it mate😂😂🤣🤣
I just turned 73, in the states, found your channel and COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING AFTER THE FIRST 30 SECONDS! I just paused this at 7:08 to subscribe and get all notifications cause you're the funniest narrator I've heard! Keep em coming and thanks...now I'm gonna watch the rest of your amazing laugh fest!
Ozzy man is the best!!!
highly recommend ozzieman reviews brazilian tv
+++1 or more from the great fly-over state of Oregon
Oh yeah, Ozzyman is a classic. I wish he was narrating everything. Sports, wildlife and nature shows, random clips of reality, just... everything.
The commentary on the marble race was exiting! My heart went out to green ball with his sad back story.
A 14 min ozzy man video , fuck yes ozzy man fuck yes
i say Fuck Yes to your profile pic too
Ozzy Man Reviews HAHAHHA
GOOD ONYA OZZY!!!
Bloody waynka
THE ILLICIT it's fack yes mate fack yes
gonna watch this straight to destination fucked!!!!!
"He was in World War II, he knows when to show the enemy mercy." LOL
Nagato is better than Punk Naruto it’s because you are a virgin right mate makes sense
@Nagato is better than Punk Naruto nerrrrrddd
He Has fought the Germans There is no such thing as mercy for that sort
hey pretty how are you doing
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Hello my brothers, my friends, I am from Iraq, I hope that you will subscribe to my channel. I dream to be a permanent friend with you. We exchange videos between countries to know the civilization of each country. I am from Iraq. I swear to you in the name of Christianity. My friends from all over the world will be happy
This is the TH-cam channel I have been searching for all my life.
Why the F##k are you not THE commentator for all robot wars!
justin abraham why would you comment just to fucking say “ok” like the fuck and other guy why you sensed fuck
Then I think you don't have any work
@@dkunal799 Huh? not having any work would mean i have a lot of time to search for youtube channels? Is there work where you get paid for searching youtube? OHH do you call unemployment work?
I feel like I'm having seizure as I laughs at the cat in the bath tub scene.
Ozzy truly is master of voice over.
As a battlebots fan i cant tell you how much I enjoyed the narration of minotaur vs blacksmith 😂😂😂
If i could, I would literally pay for an entire series of you narrating battlebots fights
" one of australia's most venomous "
that's pretty much everything there
DJ11 TB true mate ay Australia for life!!!
It's just like that for me in florida 😂 venomous snakes get into my shop all the time
Even the fucking grass is out to get us - bloody bindii
Old guy got so lucky, I think his timing was just pure luck.
He got it twice.
"It is very rare to hit someone with your car and come on top morally"
😂🤣😂
That was "CARMA".
What a f. k punishment on that windows smashing guy adequately indeed.
This is a good one, indeed!
I like how you quoted him and yet you didnt write exactly what he said.
Thats literally how quotes work. Theyre not for paraphrasing.
@@DrummerJacob no one gives a damn Mate he missed one word calm your tits
I never thought someone could make marbles rolling down a dirt hill so entertaining 😂
The actual races and announcers are awesome. Way more entertaining than it has any right to be.
th-cam.com/users/JellesMarbleRunsvideos
Im interested if there is betting lol
@@MrWhit-mp2vn that channel is insane. I have no interest in marbles but that dude's production value is through the roof
I guessed the winner correctly and I’ve never been so happy which is probably quite sad 😂
@@archiesleaven3233 I was going for, Pine Lime.😕
“This is the sport where grown men are praised for smashing their remote control cars, aka, Paradise.”
Ozzy narrating robot wars is what I needed in my life
So true
we need more ozzy man reviews robot wars
basically narrating anything... he could make an accounting meeting funny
💯
I'd watch if he narrated it lol
That window smasher getting run over by the car... Such poetic justice.
It's very rare you GET to hit someone with a car and come up morally XD
i bet the redcar was playing miley cyrus i came in like a wrecking ball xD
M K Yeah, he looked real harmless when he grabbed that guy
Hah
isnt everyone harmless till they kill or hurt someone?
00:48 that old guy literally intercepted a snake like that is impressive watch the kick to the face the snake was about to strike lightning fast and that old guy intercepted it with a perfect teep
That narration during the gun twirling had me in stitches
It the Marine Corps silent drill team. It's pretty awesome in person.
@@sostrucking Agree! They are truly entertaining to watch, especially in person. Ive seen plenty of mess ups but that’s the first time Ive seen a broken rifle!
I'll buy you a new one
@@sostrucking I was going to say something similar. They have a history of visiting my city and having a cannon competition with our local University Fort Henry Guard team.
8:32 *"It's very rare you get to hit someone with your car and come out on top morally."* .... sooo funny and sooo true!
this is one of my favorite ozzy man lines ever, i had to look up this video to show that part to my parents when i went to oregon last year ;)
Faith in humanity restored, unintentionally.
Wtf are you talking about? He doesn't say that.
@@Weird.Dreams A segment has been edited out, I saw this when it came out and there was a part where a guy was smashing a window to rob it and he ran in to the road and got hit by a car.
@@angeloddrevThat sucks it's gone, I would love to see that.
Absolutely lost it at the cat in the tub😂🤣
You're a funny bloke!
I lost it as well XD my stomach was hurting, holy shit...
That old timer kicking that brownie, Total legend. Nothing gets between him and the RSL
i'd have difficulty walking with balls that big too
I had to pause the part of the video with the magpies twice, it had me crying with laughter so hard that my cat was seriously worried about me.
Your narration is epic.
My Dad just discovered your videos, and he is laughing his ass off. I think you're one of his forever favorites.
Dads, like myself, love watching idiots get hurt and someone getting excited about it.... and yea the way he says destination fucked cracks me up.
The older gentleman kicking the snake is a right badass! Good on you, grandpa!
AsAboveItIsBelow how tf is he alive tho? Why didn't the snake bite him?
Wahid Ahmed he kicked it as it went to strike and the snake just went oh fuck this I’m out of here
The old guy would probably be dead if the kick hadn't hit the snakes head which probably dazzed it. The old guy wouldn't have even known how close he was to dying a painful death that day.
666th like
How do you like the taste of orthopedic shoe snake!?!
Loved this mega compilation. Definitely do more
he what a lad
m.th-cam.com/video/wj7bXzOR9is/w-d-xo.html
Please join Sergeant Chimps for battle!
If Ozzy Man was the commentator for the Battlebots TV show, I would never miss an episode.
Should partner with him and just do 30 second highlights of all the fights lol
"lick the citrus from the crack" I had to pause on that one and just let it settle for a few moments. Absolute gold.
Wretched Slippage lol
" He can basically lick the citrus from the crack " . I laughed so hard 😂
I speak english quite fluently as second language but never heard these idioms before :D
I had the same reaction bro
I was looking for this comment. Lol.
Samee😂😂😂😂😂
Yes , yes it is
The window abuser is laying there...
Reflecting!
*bonus points
Lying.
Reflecting on his shattered illusion. Not seen yet comments took over .horsen around still.
@@davidsmith6080 in his dreams
this video is 5 years old and I just found it. Ozzy, you rock!
Same with me mate, he does fuckin rock 😂👍
Better late than never! 🎉
BARBARA LATER HAD HER OWN SHOWDOWN WITH A SNAKE 😵
Lmfaso
One eyed snake
Jesus
Took me a couple ofcseconds to figure out what this meant.
I would pay a monthly subscription to hear him be a battle bots color commentator
The Chad same
5:52
That was fuckin' pucker m8....!!
@Aqua Fyre what
UNCENSORED
This has got to be one of the most entertaining and awesome videos I've ever seen and I'm on TH-cam for hours everyday. I'm an instant fan of your channel! Well done!
Ozzyman definitely needs to do robot wars commentary more often. Should become the presenter
Ozzy man you're king of commentary.
🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@44444 777 exact my speech
Imagine Ozzy Man as a US President who, as a General during wartime does real time broadcast commentary on the war effort just like this. LOL
I would become a patriot if Ozzy Man was President. Lol
That old legend and the snake just made me rethink my whole life!
Nice
"More like a cockroach than a Minotaur. Call him a cocktaur"
My stomach hurts please
Aspy I know! I’m dying 😵 I just can’t stop!
@Shaun Benny he said that around 4:22 - 4:25
😂😂😂
You are so much better at narrating Battle Bots than the actual commentators 😂😂
8:15 I didn't see that coming nor did he. 😂
Tampatec karma is a bitch
zajebiście
I have see you in the comment section of one of inside editions videos
ZAJEBISTEEE
⁴
That horse riding thing is gatta be the stupidest thing I’ve ever see.
01:52 i live near that place where those wankers are riding with their stupid horses.
I had a hobby horse when I was like 10 years old it was cool at that age but grown adults riding them it’s just stupid 🙄🙄🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Then you definitely should check out real life quidditch.
It's like, imagine you start dating someone then you see them trying to win at the fucking hobby horse comp
@@BucketOfMarbles 😂😂
"he's more like a cockroach than a minotaur - call him a cocktaur" :DD
I fricken lost it at that! 😂🤦🤣
🤣😂🤣😂
Ozzy Man, you are the BEST! I was rolling in laughter from this video. I wished they would hire you to do the World Cup! That would be soooo much fun!
Its a good day when Ozzy posts
Agreed!
I hope Barbara saw the showdown with the snake 😅
th-cam.com/video/RaOEya2w61g/w-d-xo.html
SCG she had a showdown with his snake
SCG barbra is gonna need a Zimmer frame after that night
Any woman who saw her man do that would be crawling on his dick within an hour
She did, he got laid because of it.
the cat vs lizard got me so good
haha me tooo
So good lol almost exploded at work
The snake ended up dying of embarrassment. RIP 🐍
The old man caught the snake just as it was gonna bite him what a bloody legend
Plot twist: He’s senile and has delayed reflexes and actually meant to kick it at rest.
+David H, sad comment mate...
his skill level strong...without resorting to sock puppets
1. kicks to gauge distance
2. Provokes a forward attack, evades shifting weight/leans back
3. counter attack, heavy kick & weight transfer forward, catches snake while following thru for impact...
Craig O neill 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂jajjajajajajajaajajjajajajajajjajajjajajjajajajaja
"Dead from the neck up".
🤣🤣🤣
Holy shit. I'm in tears with that line.
5:12 I almost passed out laughing
Same😂😂😂😂
Make water rise only with his mind ahahahaha
Holy shit me too that what's the hardest I'd laughed in many many years
12:44 Ahhh Humans always finding clever ways of having fun...🤣🤣🤣👏👌👌
8:25 The person in the red car is like "zajebiście" XD
Fuckin nailed it, eh!
what's it mean?
@@lyhthegreat sth like "f*ck yeah"
Zajebiscie
It's Заебись ! :)
5:15 Legend has it the black cat is still in that tub to this day.
OMG I near choked to that scene. LOL.
No, he died of heart attack
...and the owner is still filming.
A Obi 😭😭😭
L
the marble races are the best. i would watch that foreal
edit: i take it back, the bubble people vs the bull was fair dinkum the best thing i’ve ever seen
binkymagnus There's not a person alive who wasn't rooting for the bull
The bull video was the first one I ever saw from Ozzy Man. I tried so hard to find it on his channel and couldn't. So glad he brought it back in a montage.
6:00
-Get-down
-Nah
This discussion really crack me up 🤣🤣👏👏👌👌
The cat and dog commentary was hilarious 😂😸🤣
Cat was just messing with his mind
9:00 I have never in my life been so entertained by watching multi coloured beach balls roling down a hill... I never thought I needed it until now, life has meaning again
Beach balls....
“He can basically lick the citrus from the Crack”!!!
My life is complete.
seriously, funny isnt it?
Its like i learnt something from school, my brains expanded.
That first old guy: "I survived TWO fuckin wars with the Germans. You think I'm scared of a fuckin snake?"
Boss
"A Complete 180 Spreadie to the Gods" brilliance
"Get down." "No!"
"Get down." "No!"
"Get down." "NO!" 😆
The hobby horse thing is a little concerning I mean I'm all about letting you kids have there hobbies but sometimes you just got to roll up a newspaper cracking em in the forehead say stop being weird
Music Laboratory shit mate theyre pissing themselves laughing having some fun
Music Laboratory it appears sexual in some way. I bet some pervert is behind it.
That was cringe af
That shit is just plain weird asf
What is also a little concerning is your use of there..
These reviews single-handedly make my day.
"this fella could end up with...a back ache" 😂😂😂😂
The hobby horse people are 100% certified MENTAL.
I couldn't believe my own eyes. So stupid
If you really think about it, it’s not that much more ridiculous than a bunch of grown adults chasing a ball like it’s the most important thing in the world. 🤷🏻♀️
Hmmm.. sports hater huh ?@@Lyrictheac
How can they not be completely embarrassed? Dumbest thing I ever saw
Both mental. Running behind a Ball is same mental damage as running with a selfmade rubbish wooden Kindergarten horse.
This man could call out the grass growing on your backyard and make it sound epic.
08:12 "Cameraman never dies" my ass,
TWO FACE JUST DID THE IMPOSSIBLE
"He can basically lick the citrus from that crack" lmao
This Sheila does a 180 spready to the Gods. Ozzy man review u r one of a kind.
I died when you said ,,zajebiście'' at 8:27 😂
What does that mean?
Something like ,, fuck yeah "
PolishPower knowing how we react to shit, the driver definitely thought, “Kurwa mać, jak mi auto spierdolił, to go zajebie.”
0:25 he isn't old he just walks this way to accommodate his huge balls
Holy fu*k.. I've litterly just came across you and I'm so glad I did.. I haven't stopped laughing.. ohh my days your commentary is beyond hilarious!!.. can't stop laughing.. what a legend! Peace from UK
I’m just now discovering as well . Hilarious .
@Helios Sphere excuse me . I beg to differ th-cam.com/video/_gSsp7vasSA/w-d-xo.html
No one cares
Ozzy is Amazing.. He will always make you smile and laugh. Love from Canada 💕
@@531ff Who posts a Ghost vid on an Ozzyman comment?
(Even though Ghost is f*kn amazing ).. Named my dog after that song. 🐕
I've never laughed so hard at watching somebody get hit by a car
Well, this week, anyway.
Haha 😂
Lol, He deserved it anyway. Instant karma XD
I did when I saw these guys rob someone and the person turned their car around and ran them over!! Unfortunately they both survived 😂
“Holy s#*t he just blink at me that is definitely not a toy” lol 🤣
Epic, as usual. Straight up thought l was going to have a heart attack laughing at the cat trying to get out of the bath.
That old bloke though kicking the snakes shit in lol good on ya old man
The commentary on the old man's behaviour was just hilarious. Give Ozzy a medal, he made my day 🤣😆
That's one badass grandpa 👴🏻
Hell yeah
the one that booted the snake in the teeth?
Yes! another fellow whale
Idk how Aussies live in between those fuckin creepy reptiles...😲😲😲
Lazor Whale hell yeah haha😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂
The background music in each video was amazing. AC/DC for the old dude, Unsolved Mysteries Theme for the yoga girl... lol
“ Minotaurs driver is frothing at the mouth”
😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣
Ozzy Man you really, really need to apply to do ringside commentary for Battlebots! We've watched the whole season but didn't enjoy it as much as yours.
I really wish he would. I love battlebots & Ozzy Man. Together they are orgasmic.
@ James Boyle. We have it over here in UK and we call it 'Robot Wars' Love to have him on our show, trouble is the time that this programme is on poor Ozzy man would have to be buzzed over for most of the time as kids are watching.😂😂😂
Hahaha that dog tryin to get his toy “ahh I can f*ckin smell it!”
Hobby horses 😂😂😂 absolutely ridiculous
"Call him a Cocktaur" lmfao
Honestly I’m still trying to figure out how humans have made it all the way to 2017.
😂😂😂
14 minutes of total fun!!!!!
😂😂😂 5:28 My mind when I have to speak in-front of people. That cat narration had me in the floor
The person in red car is like ZAJEBISTE 😂😂😂
That old man is a badass
Please give this man a TV show! Blows tosh 2.0 out the water! You sir are a legend!
I love this- great laughs ❤
"It's very rare to hit someone with your car and come out morally right." BDEFHEWJFBHJWEGJERHRT I DIEDDDD
I almost died laughing at that cat in the tub part LOL!
Same
Yep, I had to pause the video, was tears of laughter, poor cat was panicked off its face 😂
Holy shit we're getting more than two minutes of Ozzy! This is like suddenly getting a fucking crane-load of gold for no apparent reason. You kinda feel like you don't deserve it so you kinda have a dilemma of do I love this like eating 8 tons of chocolate, or do I despise this for being way too physically good/seriously killing me like mcdonalds saying fuck you with saturated fat.
Old Blokes do it casual and fear nothing. All heroics. No drama. The essence of cool. 👍👏😎
Oh God. If you’re having a bad day, or just stressed out, watch Ozzy Man. It’ll leave you in tears of laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cwmbran1984 Exactly what I’m doing, bee a really bad few months, no more tears left to cry, Ozzy Man please Save Us? You are my Only Hope! 🙏
I think the term Spreadie to the gods needs to be added to the library of congress or something. Its amazing.
Damn... your commentry is awesome
Indian
Indians rule!
Indian
That horse ride makes me smile
The Robot Wars commentary nearly killed me, I'd have died happy! Top stuff
5:11 I feel like I'm having seizure as I laughs at the cat in the bath tub scene.
Ozzy truly is master of voice over.
If Ozzy could only be the commentator on those battle bots. It would be more interesting.