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Which state fails the best?
shut up
All 54...
yes
@767_Aviation alaska airlines.
It didnt get far off the ground before the door blew out.
It's America... all 50 are cess pools making up a giant bowl of feces.
And the citizens are the undigested corn pieces
"What is that? Is that bigfoot" 😂😂😂😂 that clip had me rolling
His pronouns are fee, fie, foe, and fum. 😂
Looked more like the Wendigo to me. Wouldn’t want be standing between him and a buffet.
Funny thing is I was picturing my cousin when I saw it😂😂😂
@@CharlesMarino-x9e this is hilarious 😂
There are so many people who don't pause for a moment and wonder "is this thing strong enough to hold my weight?".
Yep. Perhaps they shouldn't be allowed off-leash.
Are you talking about those assholes breaking all of the trees at 8:23?
@@unamusedarchitect1646 yep; and the chairs, tables etc.
Or the guy at 0:10 who loads up a flimsy plastic whatever-that-thing-is and then decides to haul it down flights of stairs. Anybody with the IQ of a brick knows that isn't going to hold. It kinda sucks to haul an entire dinner downstairs a dish or two at a time but it sure beats having your entire dinner hit the floor.
Right? You don't have to be a structural engineer.
Oh man, the kid causing his mum to fall down while carrying paint is a true menace!
I bet he caught hell! If I was her, it would take me an awfully long time to forgive him.
The definition of over reaction for sure 😂
@@duhdogdvg It was just a nerf gun right?
Or mum is overly nervous
@@duhdogdvg I'll bet you've shrieked when startled or minorly hurt before. I'll bet almost everyone has. It happens faster than you can comprehend that you're not really hurt. And if you're on a ladder and concentrating intently on something when it happens, yeah you might fall off. Lots of people would have reacted similarly, but everybody's gonna pretend like they're too cool for that.
6:15 Yo, that bear straight up said "Oh, whoops, sorry."
At least the one bear was polite like "oh, apologies, it appears this tree is occupied, ill see myself down"
EVERY time I think I have done something stupid I come and watch videos like these....BOY do I feel so much better...
Every time I watch these videos, I realize how much my clumsy ass belongs on them.
With you all the way on this one!
A lot of these have been part of my everyday life. No matter how careful I am, "Oops! There it is!"
"Say Colorado!"
"I'm a giraffe!"
😂😂😂
zooooooI'MAGIRAFFE!!!oooooom
Spoiled Karen got taught a lesson. Giraffe style!☝️😊👌
Giraffe guy was awesome!
"I CAN'T SLOW DOWN!! EARL!!"
Iconic frickin vine XD
So glad it was included
1:01 Fun fact about hammer heads, they are one of the most friendly types of sharks towards humans, the hammerhead was aiming for a fish that you can sea run under the legs of the man. The hammer head was simply trying to get a snack.
You're not related to that guy that got eaten by his friend's the bear's are you⁉ 🫤
@@SeeNoEvil777 but that's literally true
“Sir, no paws on the truck please” => Best video.
So polite.
The way his ears go up
AGREE!! That was PEAK cuteness!
*Almost* always, a black bear will flee when confronted. Exceptions are when they think they can't flee, or if they're a mother that thinks their cubs are being threatened. So cute, so friend shaped, but remember: not friend.
@@KanuckStreams if humans would just leave nature the hell alone, the whole issue would never arise. People should be penned inside cities so nature has at least SOME chance to thrive.
I'm sure "Americans slipping on porches" could be its own genre.
and who stumble
Enjoy!
Hilarious Porch Slips and CCTV Fails 💀 | FailArmy May Rewind
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Oh damn, it IS it's own genre!
Genre? Is this art to you?
Absolutely. Variations on a theme of the folly of humankind.
Car being completely demolished by 18 wheeler - "No one was hurt"
I don't believe that, an 18 wheeler hits a vehicle ? Someone went to the hospital!!!!!
@@Marion3961 lucky not to the morgue
I love how the dogs always check to make sure you're alright.
Yeah they js go over an sniff u😝😝
Although they’re blissfully unaware of if they caused the situation
Did you watch 36:34? That was funny..
That's because dogs are the best.
***EVERYONE WAS HARMED***
the harm is Failarmy's reputation with video making the location are not all correct and yet here it is thanks to greedy Indian ran TH-cam
Wouldn't be fuuunnnnyyyy otherwise. We all like schadenfreude, don't we?
@@chrismaguire3667 Yes, the daily dose of *Non Seqitor*
**No one had arms**
2:55 I can't stop laughing
24:24 “Hey get away sir”
‘Absolutely not’ 😭😭😭
Had me ROLLING
@@zacharygreen6267 and had me stop and head for the comments
@@UnhappyAlmond duh
'Mericans won't be told what to do by ANYBODY not even by other 'mericans XD
I thought she was saying “hey put that away sir” either way she did not want this getting out!
That girl got F’D up by that bull!!! 😂
I felt bad for a second before realizing they were stupid enough to do something like that 🤷🏻♂️
I enjoyed every minute and watched at least 20 times 😈 CRAMMMM!
haha
Yes😅
Hi from New Zealand 😊. I'm not sure, picked on, maybe 😅
9:49 I'M A GIRAFFE!! 😂😂
"No one was harmed."
Me: Everyone was harmed. Got it.
They do it so they don't lose money payment which shows what's really important. People get seriously harmed who cares as long as we get paid for them being harmed
There is a certain set of survival skills required for all 51 states. Some are common, some unique, but understand you are going to have to switch on the fly if you travel America.
@@WillowRatLady 50 states
1:25 No dive safety boat and no diver flag makes him a Darwin Award candidate.
AMERICA FUCK YEAH
44:18 The kid so seriously said, "That's a fail", is so freaky funny!!!!
Cameraman:"You guys say Colorado?"
Skiingman:"I AM A GIRAFFE!!!"
(9:48) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The mom who fell on the couch with the white paint…….I bet that kid is still running!
That's a tough one to reconcile. The best approach would be to hug mum, and cry you're sorry. Instant forgiveness.
@@gordondafoe3516
If that were my mom….I’d still be running too!! 😆
The paint going in her EYES - that kid is gonna be disowned!
Kid knew he fucked up too cuz he took off squealing
Nan, you can see she lol 😄
1:27 Boat: Hi how are ya! 😂 😂
2:26 Whale: Have fun swimming! 😂 😂
2:44 Bull: Musical chairs! I'll join 😂
5:02 Cow: Get Off Human! 😂 😂
"I'm not gonna pay your $100 towing fee, I'm gonna total my truck! That'l teach you!"
That one has been around for a while - it was a repo, the guy didn't make payments on the truck so they were going to take it from him permanently
Americans are like that. They are the embodiment of cutting off one's nose to spite one's face; they'll eat a shit sandwich if it means you have to smell their breath.
now he has a totaled car and a lawsuit from the towing company prob 😂🤦♂
yes
@@therandomchannel-_- It is illegal in pretty much any state to try and repo a vehicle with the owner/former owner inside of it. That includes if the person jumps into the car as you are trying to drive away with it. The reason is obvious as you saw what was taking taking place in the video. If the owner shows up and gets in the car, try your luck another time tow truck guy. If you repo a car with anybody inside of it and they haven't agreed to you towing them, you have now taken somebody hostage which as we all know is illegal.
44:18 When he said “Oh, my god.” I felt that in my *soul* 😂😂😂
Thanks to FailArmy, I've finally mastered the 50 states of America, all thanks to this incredible video
In words of Jeremy Clarkson: "they're the funniest creatures on earth, aren't they"
_i n t h e w o r l d_
We humans have absolutely zero self-preservation instinct.
Bwahahahaha +1
6:35 omg, that kid is grounded for life! 🤣
19:10 the way he just sat there and accepted his chairless state just killed me
my humor is a little broken
Maryland
Lady: Hey that way sir!
Sir: Absolutely not😂
If this doesn't unify USA, nothing will. All equal in failure. Heartwarming to see.
Is that why the US voted the Dems in last time out, *and* repeated it in 2022??
@@chrismaguire3667 Scram russian bot scram
Yea, well, how is your life going? Success?
@@chrismaguire3667 Rigged elections alone, define a dictatorship.
@@chrismaguire3667 Not everyone's a masochist like you dude XD
Thinking you can un-repo your vehicle like "swiper, no swiping" is always hilarious
The visual of that....😅😅😅😅
technically if you're in the car, they aren't legally able to tow your car, so it is a strategy. Trying to drive it off is fucking stupid though.
Such a Florida thing to do, too.
Yeah, as if the damage they're causing to their own vehicle isn't going to be more expensive that the impound charge. Also, no clue how it works in the US, but in my country, you'd be on the hook for damages to the towtruck as well.
@@Big_B_007 actually its a repo. meaning they didn't make the payments and the note holder is taking it back. dude will be responsible for all damage he caused to the note holders truck and the tow truck. TL;DR if you have to make payments on it you don't own it.
The kid with the frozen basketball net 😂😂😂
That one sticks out 😂
3:47 come on, father. You can’t blame it on her. Don’t give her with that look.
You're right. I'm sure he put it right there.
Ngl, i was pissed for a second when i saw his look...
@@billolsen4360 Exactly! I really, really doubt that setup was the daughter's idea
sooo much hateful disgust.... Sheesh!
Very LDE on the part of dad, there. Facepalm at yourself for being stupid enough to set it up that way.
“There’s a snake in my boot” literally 😂😂😂 47:30
haha
Damn I was too late
@@christianruffin1342 haha
I know a guy who was bitten by a poisonous snake putting on his boot…word of warning: don’t leave your boots outside.
@@rwtx7781 dang. I’ll take your word for it. 😂
27:37 if you spill food while it is cooking, stop your dog from eating it. Dogs don't wait for very hot food to cool down, they just eat it, while screaming in pain the whole time.
Facts!
Facts!
31:24 Her face was made up with snow in a really interesting way. I couldn't help but laugh. 😂
6:39
Goodbye couch
Goodbye rug
Goodbye clothes
and…
Goodbye kid
That gremlin laugh at 4:58 is what I needed!
It took me 20 minutes to realize these were going in alphabetical order by state lol.
"Absolutely not" fucking killed me 😂😂😂😂
like how they occasionally write "no one was harmed", but actually have no idea
0:39 - It's Fatsquatch! 🤣🤣
😂😂😂
And/or BigFat
yes
BigFood
Bigfoot 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like the way that dad blamed the broken window on the girl because he wasn’t able to do a proper assessment of risk.
HE was 1,000 percent wrong for suggesting that she hit balls in the garage. DUMB dad/human.
You’re one of those huh? 😂
And only an abusive dad would be that angry over a little $2 window pane.
@@MrWolfSnackyeah it’s only a short clip so it’s difficult to judge, but if he was genuinely upset he’s an asshole. 100% he set this thing up in the garage to begin with which is a dodgy idea at best.
06:05 **NO ONE WAS HARMED, EXCEPT THE DRIVER ** LOL!
In Australia we have Crocodiles, snakes and spiders.
In the USA, we have these guys.
😂😂😂😂 u forgot to mention 🦘🦘🦘🦘
As an Australian you're probably safer with those critters.
And every one has the right to vote!
@@Coyotes254 How about your government? Man, they pounded you like a dictatorship more than any Western Culture nation during covid. That is because you guys have more American spirit, than we actually do today. Which I applaud.
@@robt2151
Also drive,breed and own a gun. What could possibly go wrong?😂😂😂😂
That one where the lady slaps her fella’s “ass” gets me every time!
Bro same
It's Epic 😂
Where was that?
I couldn't be bothered to watch very far in tbh
@@ellie698 13:12
@@mmcbey1401
😂😂😂😂😂
Everyone else sees fails. I just see people with more money and free time than me.
A lot of these people just waste their money. You might have more than them. If they were fulfilled they wouldn't be doing dumb stuff for attention.
6:35 I bet it was the last shot fired from this nerf gun xD
I imagine his proctologist still cannot retrieve every last piece of it.
He’s probably still running today.
Was my favourite dude..still llf.. peace and respect from Glasgow Scotland 🏴
The scream though. Like an animal.
little dude may be buried in the back yard by now.
57:21 she went full T-Rex 😂😂😂
5:49 definitely Boeing Approved ✅
Boeing sent out a press release talking about how they are providing at no additional charge great views of the night sky. Here we saw the constellation Taurus including a excellent view of the Pleiades star cluster. This is one of two options they are providing on all of their 737(MAX) model airplanes, the second option is for those who love the water more. Boeing released video footage of passengers so excited that some even fainted or peed on themselves as the Delta airlines flight skimmed the surface of the water before pushing her nose into the sea to allow seperation of the cockpit portion of the plane. This well planned dive allowed for passengers to see underneath the water while still remaining safely buckled in their seats.
Just FYI that happened in Oregon, but it was Alaska airlines.
@@jimbarnard12345 howdy - I'm from australia and I missed this on any news - I desperately need more context - what actually happened here please and also as to what you're referring to as some sort of a water crash? was it this plane or a different one? jokes or legit? Thanks in advance =D
That cop was just a lil too into that song 😂 👮🏼♂️ 💃🏼
The guy coming up right underneath an oncoming boat was some serious stress. He narrowly dodged the prop.
I went to school with a kid who fell out the back of his dad's boat and a good chunk of his thigh got eaten by the propeller
As a diver, he should have had a 'diver down' flag to keep boaters 100' away
@@nonyabusiness2703 fair point. Doesn't change the fact that seeing the prop so close to him was distressing.
@@nathanjones6638 I've had boats drive right up to flag to see what it was. Lol. Yup, stressful as can be
@@nonyabusiness2703 sorry if it gets weird, but I hope every dive you enjoy goes well, and you get home safe.
24:21 "absolutely not" had me roling
3:50 Oh. My. God 😨😨 Who even started this fireworks?💀
The house covered in insects at 32:40-- NOOOOOOO THANNNNNNK, YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5:11 someone towing a mobile home with a U-Haul is the most Bama thing I have seen
And uhal is the most 'Bama spelling as well.
@@havingagr8time That's funny because I am from California.
(1:08) Man, that bike must have at least 100 zebraforce to keep up!
And, if he wanted to keep up with a donkey, it's 50 donkeystrength.
The ducks coming out, and the ducks going back in after less than a minute, made my evening, thank you gentlemen, and or ladies
1:27 - The way I ducked as if I was dodging a jab 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Well, that was awesome"
Most relaxed demeanor after rolling your car. Hahahaha. He's my spirit animal.
I did something like that when I flipped My truck. Except after I shut off the ignition, climbed out, I started laughing like the Joker. It kind of scared my friends. I still don't know why I reacted that way.
@@nullshock3381 haha people react differently to shock
39:51 ''Definietely no one was harmed'' lmao
As an American I can confirm we do this everyday
PokeW - speak for yourself!!! I have it down to once a month now!!!
We know, you do not have to keep reminding the world
Lots of honesty here!
I'm British. We all make silly mistakes/errors of judgement. Don't be so hard on yourselves !
That gremlin laugh at 4:58 is what I needed!
0:39 - It's Fatsquatch! 🤣🤣
34:37 perfectly encapsulates mustangs 😂
hint when your barbecue catches on fire, close the freaking lid
“The fire adds flavor” says gollum
Flame grilled... BK was yesterday....
Hey!thanks! 😂I more than likely would have been the man in the video….unsure where the nearest faucet and hose was!😅😂🤣😆
11:20 was definitely the worst personal fail….! Poor guy hoped noone saw it….😅😂🤣😆
9:10 that I felt…..damn! 😮
What is it about vacations that make people who are normally not athletic try things they are clearly not in shape enough to do? Thank you for entertaining me! 😂
Booze. 😊
Americans disturbed mindsets
PSA: I laughed my ass off at 0:53 !! The 2 guys hands-on with the big ass window, specifically the guy furthest from the camera,,, why u may ask?? Because his helmet is just resting on his head, not clipped / attached, so it falls off when he leans over.... Meaning when the metal frame then bounces / seesaw's back up at him, his head protection is no longer present!! 🤦♂️ ..... It's exactly the same as when kids / young idiots wear helmets like that while biking / boarding etc. If u ass off while riding, your helmet will be long gone by the time your head is introduced to the ground, bouncing off what will most likely be a concrete surface... All because "it's a cool look" or whatever other STUPID reason it's done for. A decent whack to the head can really mess u up, for life. You may end up stuck in a wheelchair for the rest of your life, dependent on family / care-givers to wipe your bum / shower and everything else you can no longer do for yourself, dribbling into your lap as you stare at the floor all day... **** But hey!! **** At least anyone who saw u riding that day thought to themselves "Wow dude,,, that's a cool cat right there! See how they don't give a sht about their brain? WISH I was that cool 🤔"
So use your brain & protect your brain!!!
✌️🖖
Seemingly not only are American houses made from cardboard, but plenty of other things, too. Guardrails, traffic lights, ...
the running gag in america is how everything cheap is made in china, but i've seen a lot of cheap things made in this country.
Obviously it's the highest bidder building everything. That's how we roll...
@@sicfrynut Like your cars.
@@BarryWallace-se8lz Many of the cars are pretty good. The houses? Definitely not anything built after the 1950s.
@@MoonIntheCove American cars are NOT good, not in anyway shape or form. In fact country wise America is in the top 3 worse countries who make cars. There cars truly utterly terrible. Japan is the best car making country in the world then Germany, American cars are junk heaps.
6:14
Bear: ***Lemme captain this nice car.***
Him: "Sir"
Bear: "Yes, please?"
Him: "No paws on the truck, please."
Bear: "Understandable, have a great day."
Such a nice bear!
This video just sums up Americans in a nutshell 😂😂😂
There is no more American thing than towing a mobile home with a U-Haul. That's the pinnacle.
Yep, just so long as it's in Arkansas.
@@rogerb5615nope that is pure redneck😂
@@rogerb5615I akansas it, I akant believe it.
6:34 is a masterclass in how to get grounded for five years.
This is my guilty pleasure as a European, just seeing these utterly shameless clips. Thank you Murrica 🎉❤
@marilynwillett804 Bragging about?.....
dont listen to this other American hes fighting himself
@@squimp9796 😂😂😂👍🏼
No way... It's America???! 😮
I don't believe you @marilynwillett804
Just know it's propaganda. You'll never see this channel rag on any other country and call them "dumb".
The jet blowin up after it nosed dive was straight out of family guy😂😂
5:49 Would be no funny for Boeing engineers 💀
Twice as funny as me for Airbus engineers ☠️☠️
9:04 that one "Uh oh" 🤣🤣
The plane was owned by Alaska Airlines, it happened in Washington state.
@@robertmaier5359the actual plane itself was a Boeing Max 9; AA was using it, but the ultimate problem lied with Boeing engineers not permanently landing the plane until they were able to figure out & fix why the indicator lights kept going off.
2:36 like something straight from Looney Tunes!!!
Everytime I think I have done something stupid I come and watch videos like these....MAN, I DO feel so much better... LOL 😁🤣
pretty much copied the comment by @Stormy1962 4 months ago
The Cow screaming at 31:37: Reminds me of-- "The Invasion of the Body Snatchers," when the aliens scream at people...
6:35 Painting with no paint on the brush, no dropcloth above a rug and hardwood floor, and a freaking NERF dart is enough to cause her to spasm uncontrollably and clutch the paint to her chest while falling perfectly onto the couch. Yeah, that's entirely staged.
But it's still hilarious.
I thought so too but the boys reaction looked real to me
That couch being ruined wasn't staged, and that kid was definitely harmed afterwards.
That clip was the first I have seen with a painting pig.
It doesn't look staged to me ( though maybe sound effects are added) but I wonder why that was being filmed
1:46 dude is so lucky his head missed that step
maybe we'll see him in the Darwin awards list in the future
I SWEAR U AMERICANS ARE AMAZING..LOVE FROM SCOTLAND 🏴
35:22 😂😂😂
That dude moved so quickly he skipped a frane😂😂
Most of these folks vote as well...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 they sure do!!
🤣 💯🇺🇸🙏
And 100% breed and have dumb offspring. What's your point?
It’s a good thing they do. You prefer the snobby elites who want open borders, endless wars, and sending our tax money to Ukraine? I prefer our American dummies who sometimes end up in these videos because they actually DO things.
@Outdoorshuntingshootinglet’s go!
It's subtle, but the failure at 4:10 when the towel roll falls in might be my favorite yet.
Whoever captioned these videos obviously came up in the American education system...
2:52 so I guess she thought the bull would only hit her once taking her time to get up😂😂😂😂
7:39 cartoon moment 💀
When he flung over that birthday cake, that was priceless. Everybody went dead quiet in shock. 😂
At 0:42 looks like Boogie2988 is living in the wilderness
wow
I thought he had already hit rock bottom, but it would appear I was mistaken.
😂😂😂 I was dead at 5:40 trying to close the door and it shatters. His reaction was so defeated
You know what’s really weird about birds? After my grandpa died, we had a cute little sparrow who would keep banging on the window daily for like a whole year, but only when we were within sight. My grandpa was Indian and wasn’t religious, but that was just the weirdest thing ever… it makes you wonder about reincarnation.
Some dumb birds see their reflection in the window, and attack it, even if you are not "in sight" (of what?).
It doesn't make ME wonder about reincarnation.
Hail Satan
After my dad died, we have had a male cardinal come visit us every morning and I don’t really believe in that stuff but we moved and it was still there in the morning then 3 yrs later moved back and so did it
It’s probably because your grandpa fed the birds and they are wondering where the meal ticket is. I can attest because I do and if I stop they don’t disappear they get curious to when super time is lol
AWWW... AWWW... AWWW...
OH, NO ... BLEEP... BLEEP...
The most American reaction ever!!!
Apparently you never watch the dash cam videos from India, Pakistan, etc...Has nothing to do with being a certain nationality, every country has it's morons.
47:20 "OH OH There's a snake in my boot!"😂
Woody: there a snake in my boot
You’ve clearly mastered the ancient art of making people laugh at nonsense 🤣
My face hurts from laughing so hard at this compilation! Best one yet!
America is a big country. Everything is on a whole different scale.
Na man, they are on a different planet
There are other bigger countries with much less stupidity
@@rachellee2515 We can easily search the net and find 50 clips from smartphones from each country across the world and create compilations of fails.
I just think that we as Americans have been exposed to America's Funniest Home Videos for so long that we don't have a sense of shame about showing the times we fall flat on our face.
United States. America has a LOT more countries in it.
Yup they have waaaay bigger idiots xxx
0:39 Bigfoot is real
1:52 the cat was like I warned you not to do that.
Love from INDIA 🇮🇳❤