@@zawarudo2095 it's the way he punched the cop that got me. He was Bruce Lee with the drunk guy dodging kicks and blasting him in the stomach with snap kicks, but then when he punches the cop he throws the widest and and most exaggerated punch like he's 5 years old.
Abhishek Tarafdar 😂😃🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂That shit made you Laugh too!???? That same shit cracked me up when he said it !"BUT WHAT ABOUT THE LAWS OF THE GOOSE!!!!!!!!!"🤣SANAVABITCH!!!!!✌✌✌✌✌🤣
@EL CID I believe in the Quran not random possibly fake statements from Ayatollah Khomeini. In the Quran anal sex is forbidden. Sex before marriage is forbidden. Abuse of children is definitely forbidden. Non consensual sex is forbidden. The punishment for these crimes under sharia law is the death penalty. The prophet has never said anything like this and you will never be able to prove these statements as you were not there at the time.
Errr.... no. Just no. Wanker is a mildly insulting term specific to the male because of, well, equipment shall we say?. The term means one who uses that equipment to give pleasure to oneself and the spirit of the insult generally infers the necessity of the act due to an obvious inability to have someone else do what might be required to achieve roughly the same happy ending. There. All clear now?
This was my face the other day, when i walked into a local store to grab my favorite chips, but then another guy took the whole box of like 10packages out of the cupboard right in front of my face. But then when he realized my face he was very very kind and said: you can have one if you want to.
Its gold because its such a human thing to do too, talk heap of smack when you can't do anything to eachother but when the opportunity presents, both sides just back the fuck down.
How were able to write this comment if you never realized what you just said? And also that’s why that guy was a dickhead for going after the goose and trying to intimidate it. The goose will never stop charging/dive bombing to protect its eggs until it’s dead or the threat is gone.
7:49 I thought this was real for a second, was about to freak out because that lady would be dead for sure LOl! 9:24 This brought me absolute JOY! That little Yorkie is having so much fun it's pure JOY!!!
They are pretty weak compared to their bravery actually but can intimidate and scare other animals easily by spreading their wings and confronting the threat or (victims) lol . I guess their best defense is offense .
M _123 Bombs* 3:55 "Educate yourself" By the way, last I checked "white superpowers" (a stereotypical statement) were mostly bombing peaceful terrorists by the permission of the government (most of the time at least)
jonathan smith which goverment?? There's a worldwide government now? Bombing Hiroshima with innocent people in it is allowed by the government? Bush invading afghanistan allowed by the goverment?Which government? Educate yourself
"You've complited your training, now there is this shredder guy that needs some ass whopping, he got black armor, spikes on head, got wings and..." "Master Splinter what you mean shreder?" "He shredded my fucking tail that is what I fucking mean!!"
@@mashable8759 just stfu please stop being a butthurt, its a joke nothing more and it wasn't referring to muslims but to people on the internet who talks too much.
I always come back to this video especially for the kind cat videos, as a crazy cat bloke it warms my heart to see them protecting humans and showing affection.
You are the best, man, always cheering me up with your humor. I'm kind of in a hole right now, and your videos never fail to bring a smile to my face and even make me laugh, despite all the shit that's going on in my life. Thanks, mate, you really make a difference for me.
@@Meshack_Muli Whoa, I had completely forgotten about this comment! Yeah, man, I got my shit together, got a good job, moved to Europe and got married! Things are going great for me now! Thanks a lot for asking, you made my day!
@@xdarkjimmyx just saw your comment as I was rewatching Ozzy videos and related because things aren't going so well but if you did it, I can do it as well.
@@Meshack_Muli Of course you can do it, you can do anything you set your mind to. If you’re feeling down right now, don’t beat yourself up for it. Invite the bad times in, make them a coffee and wait for it to get tired and leave. It will. It always does. The mind is like the sky. It’s spacious and pure. When it’s cloudy, just remember, the sky is still there, behind the clouds. I wish you the best. When things get better, and they will, and if you remember this message while laughing at our awesome beloved Ozzy, write to me again, and we will laugh at the bad times together! You got this!!
When he said "classic humans using violence when defied" it's not funny, it's reality. Good job bro for always making us laugh by your reviews! 😂😂 never gets old 😂
Bloody korean drunk fights are very different to Australian ones. In the land down under its just a bunch of stiff 0.001 mile per hour arm swings, but in Korea these fellas look like they've been scripted the fight in a jackie chan movie! (Literally just posted this comment, and realised it probably is staged... XD )
The cat even takes a moment to stop and check the kid first before continuing after the dog. What a badass. You go kitty!
Hopefully that dog got put down
"If you wanna play real life Tekken, you need a permit."
Hahaha.
35
Oh the nostalgia of tekken
Please don't ever stop reviewing things.
Go as long as you can in doing this but just don't stop anytime soon 😂
Fuck yes mate. Fuck yes!
@@Jianju69 this wanker*
"Go as long as you can doing this but just don't stop anytime soon".
Do a review when ww3 start XD
@@gtrfuyen2924 The way things are going, that could be any day now. 😕
I’m 52 and Ozzyman is the funniest guy I’ve heard in a long time. I could watch this all day long.....😂🇦🇺
The Korean fight was faker than a 3 dollar bill
It was still fun to watch, I'll give them that.
lol i dont know if u copied my profile pick or i copied urs
Nah I doubt this is fake. As someone who lives in South Korea, the citizens can be quite.... violent
Like yeah who would punch back a cop and how he f did he miss him eith that chair
@@zawarudo2095 it's the way he punched the cop that got me. He was Bruce Lee with the drunk guy dodging kicks and blasting him in the stomach with snap kicks, but then when he punches the cop he throws the widest and and most exaggerated punch like he's 5 years old.
It was for a movie you idiot
“You ate my kids! It hurt my feelings!“
“Aw, sorry.“
“Thank you.“
This was beautiful.
Name where
Sunshi 9 11
@@tropic6159
name there
Ozzy you really let me down... Why would you review fake videos you can clearly see that the goose is an professional actor.
If you don‘t believe me look him up on imdb. His name is Goosy mc Gooseface
OK, Robin can be a boy's or girl's name. Either way, I want to marry you.
He reviews Ozzy man reviews OK think twice before ya say anything
He doesnt fucking care, its awesome. Listen to what ozzy says dumbasd
Robin Panzer lmao
The arguing dogs (3:48) and the doggy on the slide (11:37) are the most hilariously done, in my opinion.
"What about the LAWS OF THE GOOSE!"
- Ozzyman, 2018
Abhishek Tarafdar 😂😃🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂That shit made you Laugh too!???? That same shit cracked me up when he said it !"BUT WHAT ABOUT THE LAWS OF THE GOOSE!!!!!!!!!"🤣SANAVABITCH!!!!!✌✌✌✌✌🤣
Simple Dreaming. Soñando Fácil. TTYL IKR! LOL 😂😂😂😂👌👌 THE LAWS OF THE GOOSE!
Abhishek Tarafdar 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂👍👍
LMAO!
Only repeated what the goose said
This guy can read off his grocery list , and I'll pay to listen him .
I want him to commentate my funeral for my family/friends. Most of us share a warped sense of humor so it'd be amazing.
😆😅🤣
I would love him on my answering machine!
3:59 lmao "have you ever read the Quran"
So pay to listen to him! Join or get a Cameo!
The dog and gate-opening metaphor for keyboard-warriors stepping into reality, is _so_ good
tree buoy Or when there mum calls them out of the basement for snacks
hahahaha all of them disappear, notice how when it's half open he comes back and still barks inside the gate
2:45 - God damn that cat is a Hero!
That arguing on the internet one was proper gold 😂😂
XEWOKX2K09
"nah fuck you"
"Nah fuck you"
"Nah fuck you"
"Have you even read the Khurran?"
And the black dog just runs in and says “pussy”😂😂
Educate urself
Some people are just naturally funny. This guy is the best 🤣🤣
Lol!!! 🤣😅
Arguing on the internet! 'Educate yourself. Educate yourself'
Wow😂😂😂😂
@EL CID But have you read the Quran?
@EL CID What makes you think he did?
@EL CID No
@EL CID Prove it.
@EL CID I believe in the Quran not random possibly fake statements from Ayatollah Khomeini. In the Quran anal sex is forbidden. Sex before marriage is forbidden. Abuse of children is definitely forbidden. Non consensual sex is forbidden. The punishment for these crimes under sharia law is the death penalty. The prophet has never said anything like this and you will never be able to prove these statements as you were not there at the time.
Ozzy Man has an unparalleled ability to imagine what is going on inside an animal's head...priceless and hilarious 👍
Im choking on my food laughing so hard @ the commentary
It´g golden
*Its frigging epic*
It's a fuck you! fuck yeah! fuck off! Fuck I love it.. Fuck yes.
@furry Helmut that my friend, is because you Sir, are lacking humor. RIP
@@Rogge73 I think you're right.
Ozzy man dictionary:
Men=Wanker
Female=sheila 😅
No that's just bogan dictionary
It’s Australian slangs.
It mean I think is handsome guy n beautiful lady.
Gordon Ramsay slangs are better
Men = donkey
Women = cow
Giovanni = dickface
stephen lyan no, no wanker does not mean a handsome man in any aussie slang
Errr.... no. Just no. Wanker is a mildly insulting term specific to the male because of, well, equipment shall we say?. The term means one who uses that equipment to give pleasure to oneself and the spirit of the insult generally infers the necessity of the act due to an obvious inability to have someone else do what might be required to achieve roughly the same happy ending. There. All clear now?
Every time there's a fight he says "Welcome to fight day" XD
na fuck you na fuck you na fuck you
You missed deadlock😂
9:39 I cant believe how the seal gave them a 'Cant believe they ain't given me back my hard earned food' stare
Na that was his fish the bastards
7:20
This was my face the other day, when i walked into a local store to grab my favorite chips, but then another guy took the whole box of like 10packages out of the cupboard right in front of my face.
But then when he realized my face he was very very kind and said: you can have one if you want to.
3:50 people arguing on the internet good one ya bloody legend
AmnotJiro w
This, this is why I love Aussies 😂. Much love from Florida,USA
Hell yeah my fellow Floridian...👏👏
Florida man Aussie man combo?
Florida = the northern aussie
Love from International Space Station
"educate yourself... educate yourself" lmao😂
funny dogs,,,they thought they were gutsy but then naa just kidding,,gates open.
Hahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahhhahahah bro i laugh
It's the new "you're just like Hitler."
Disrespect towards the Quraan does not make it any funnier and i hope you educate yourself further
@@mjj6176 i was disappointed. I'm a fan of this channel. a fellow aussie, but that offended me. 😔
"Have you even read the Koran?" 😂😂😂
Quran*
Hahaha..ozzy man really great..can stop laughing heard that..mean dog is haram to touch just in islam...
@@tunberong114 not true
@@tunberong114 its not. you muppet
HE didnt mean any offense but its so true
"when this gate opens, you're dead" though the other half of the gate is already open 😂💀
Demn dogs
Its gold because its such a human thing to do too, talk heap of smack when you can't do anything to eachother but when the opportunity presents, both sides just back the fuck down.
Thanks Ozzy, Merry Christmas ya bloody legend!
That little dog on the slide was probably the purest most wholesome thing I've seen all year.
“Educate yourself educate yourself!” Is so accurate lol
I love how the dogs are barking through a fence when there's a big opening right next to it.
Yes, that's the joke...
Bruh i literally died laughin at that part
Fuck you!
No fuck you!
(Repeat 64x)
😂😂
That is arguing in internet.
@@kingangel3252 Lmao.
"Woody and the big fack off yellow bellied snake"
That line with the terminator theme playing in the background was amazing lolol
Your energy level man. Hats off.
“You criminal goose” 😂😂😂 1:55
Canadian Cobra Chicken
I never realised but the goose was protecting his ladygoose and her eggs
You mean protecting his sheilaGoose
It was a Gander then not a goose
A simp goose
How were able to write this comment if you never realized what you just said?
And also that’s why that guy was a dickhead for going after the goose and trying to intimidate it. The goose will never stop charging/dive bombing to protect its eggs until it’s dead or the threat is gone.
@@joehostile4541 because i never realised it? and he was just going to work or something he is not a dickhead for walking past a goose
"The rat applies his medical pack" 😂
Aaaa super jump 😂
i love these mega compilations!
first fight video is definitely staged. Who else noticed?
7:49 I thought this was real for a second, was about to freak out because that lady would be dead for sure LOl! 9:24 This brought me absolute JOY! That little Yorkie is having so much fun it's pure JOY!!!
I live in Canada and I have had to fight many geese, those fuckers are crazy!
They might have a nest or babies around..don't hurt them.
Australia has the Emu war and the Canadians have the Goose War
They are pretty weak compared to their bravery actually but can intimidate and scare other animals easily by spreading their wings and confronting the threat or (victims) lol . I guess their best defense is offense .
Come to Britain and have a go at one of the Swans, their like jumped up teenagers, starting shit for no reason.
The geese are building a army.
Bella Henderson "An army"
A goose-stepping army.
They don't need armies, 2 or 3 of them can take over the world
They must be stationing here in Michigan lol
Hate them fuckers lol
The dogs arguing over the internet was ze best!!
I’d just like to thank this channel for existing.
7:57 i died laughing at woody's combo
There's a double peck, followed by a FUCKING WING HIT!
Same
this one killed me :D
Dark Nite lmao 😂😂 same here
Its a left hook coming from a southpaw
The little dog on the slide is just adorable^^
Had me howling on the floor. Havent laughed like this in ages.
one of my favorite ozzy man line: "educate yourself!" lol
"you gotta feel for the goose, living HARD on the streets SINCE '99" =))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) i'm dying ..
'That's not actually a shark.'
What do you want? Milk.. tittes XD
The way the dog tries to wag its tail while it goes down the slide ^.^
That puppy was awesome... Whoooo... 🤣🤣🤣
I want to love life as much as that dog loves going down that slide
It seems that I have discovered gold 😂 😂
I just found out about ozzyman a couple months ago but yh he's fucking gold
True
This and bad lip reading. Can't stop laughing watching them.
The educate yourself got me😂😂😂
now i'm imagining seals dragging full grown cows to the sea
hahahahaha Looool!!
U made me imagine it too 😂🤣🤣
What about the laws of the GOOSE??
Vicente Ortega Rubilar nah fuck you
Nah fuck you fuck you
Nah fuck you
Educate urself
Vicente Ortega Rubilar fuck you
Wtf did i just discover
Jus subbd
Welcmx
Just wait until he says "spready"
John deneau slam
@@antonioprosinecki4705 what?
haahhahaqhahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahaahahahah
This is like The Daily Dose of Internet but on crack
New to this channel btw
Fr bro.
😂😂
COMMENT WAR and waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better
@@volgax3646 🤣🤣🤣 when no one cares
dran rin I care tho
"Why isn't this Shiela moving?" HAHAHAHAHAH
2 seconds in, I'm like "What the hell do you THINK is going to happen?" (idiots)
@@LybertyZ
Yeah mate!
I've never seen snow in my life, but ffs I knew what was gunna happen.
Shitmas is saved.. now i can endure the xmas on monday. Those goose is savage when it comes to pick a fight.
That goose is going to murder that man
Peace was never an option
3:59 "Have you even read the Quran " hahahahahahaha
Im a muslim my self and laughed soo hard. Its cause when non-muslims on the internet says BS about us thats what we say😂😂
notanynameyet
Last time i checked it was the white superpowers dropping bonbs and blowing stuff up...
M _123 hey. don't tell the truth. it's illegal.
M _123 Bombs*
3:55 "Educate yourself"
By the way, last I checked "white superpowers" (a stereotypical statement) were mostly bombing peaceful terrorists by the permission of the government (most of the time at least)
jonathan smith which goverment?? There's a worldwide government now? Bombing Hiroshima with innocent people in it is allowed by the government? Bush invading afghanistan allowed by the goverment?Which government? Educate yourself
“Wher Ar my f..... cocktail everyone” 😂😂😂
OMG TOO MANY GOOD CLIPS AND COMMENTARY TO MENTION!!! Those dogs arguing "over the internet" were hilarious
"Have you even read the Qu'raan?" XD
Yeah lol wtf.
Please leave the quraan out of your videos ozzy....kindly asked by a muslim.
The Quran is a disgusting book. Keep it off earth to keep us safe and alive
LolGuy What terrorism? Haha.
Faazil Vally Your complete lack of self awarenes is just the tasty irony that i love to read in the comments section. 👍
The way Ozzy man commentates on the cute dogs leaves me in shambles
LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂
14:15 he's gonna train 4 turtles to do his beating
"You've complited your training, now there is this shredder guy that needs some ass whopping, he got black armor, spikes on head, got wings and..."
"Master Splinter what you mean shreder?"
"He shredded my fucking tail that is what I fucking mean!!"
lmfao the dogs at the gate
"the air is getting absolutely pummeled."
But how do you get a Tekken in real life permit lawfully under the laws of the Goose?
Isavirs why do think that a new fighter in tekken 7 is Gesse Howard
oh yeah yeah
2:38: "Oh Fortuna" .. lmfao.
Notice that flannel Korean guy trying to tap out at the end there
"when this gate open you're dead" 😂😂😂💀
Oh man this channel is amazing!! I spent my entire work day watching your videos Ozzy.
Ikr youre so right, tons of videos, too. Damn i gotta get up early, ugh
Uhh wats your profession??
You don’t deserve to have a job then if you’re going to waste it like that then
hHhahaha at 4:00 mins “have you read the Kor@n”. 😂
3:59 "Have you even read the Qur'an?" 😂😂😂
Jørn Jacobsen hahah i heard that one he bloody fucking funny wanker
Educate yourself.
You'll regret making fun of Qur'an. Mark my words
@@mashable8759 just stfu please stop being a butthurt, its a joke nothing more and it wasn't referring to muslims but to people on the internet who talks too much.
@@mashable8759 no one cares
I always come back to this video especially for the kind cat videos, as a crazy cat bloke it warms my heart to see them protecting humans and showing affection.
simp
The snake & woody was hilarious
Love that cat saving child from dog attack....
Honestly that dog warmed my heart
You are the best, man, always cheering me up with your humor. I'm kind of in a hole right now, and your videos never fail to bring a smile to my face and even make me laugh, despite all the shit that's going on in my life. Thanks, mate, you really make a difference for me.
This was 5 years ago. Did things change for you bro?
@@Meshack_Muli Whoa, I had completely forgotten about this comment! Yeah, man, I got my shit together, got a good job, moved to Europe and got married! Things are going great for me now! Thanks a lot for asking, you made my day!
@@xdarkjimmyx just saw your comment as I was rewatching Ozzy videos and related because things aren't going so well but if you did it, I can do it as well.
@@Meshack_Muli Of course you can do it, you can do anything you set your mind to. If you’re feeling down right now, don’t beat yourself up for it. Invite the bad times in, make them a coffee and wait for it to get tired and leave. It will. It always does.
The mind is like the sky. It’s spacious and pure. When it’s cloudy, just remember, the sky is still there, behind the clouds.
I wish you the best. When things get better, and they will, and if you remember this message while laughing at our awesome beloved Ozzy, write to me again, and we will laugh at the bad times together!
You got this!!
When he said "classic humans using violence when defied" it's not funny, it's reality. Good job bro for always making us laugh by your reviews! 😂😂 never gets old 😂
“What about the LAWS OF THE GOOSE!” Lol epic quote
perfect addition to my day f*** yeah Ozzy man f*** yeah
"a 3 peck combo" 😂😂
No to be racist but Asia hands down has the best looking street fights. That shit looks like its choreographed. 😂🤛🏽🐉
Ziip47 because it is
Yeah but who cares.
It's not racist to point that out.
I think Taekwondo is pretty common place in south korea.. notice those kicks
Its not fake those two idiots got in jail for assaulting police.
You're one slick sob with that "Tank!" score to the GTA clips... god bless you, friend
A Fuckhead of a dog, chewing on a child, when
a cat save his leg with a perfectly legal tackle.
It brings me to tears when i see it xD
That’s from my shit ass town here in CA. Best export aside from Buck and Merle. 🤷♀️🤦♀️
I wish I could hear Ozzy Man commentary in my day to day stuff . My days would be so much funnier!!!!
“Head down turbo charged”😂
Please Elaborate It got me good.
“You look excellent Hamish”
It’s extremely rare to see my name in a video, I know it can be quite common in Australia but I’m Scottish. Thanks mate!
@3:58 minute "Have you even read the Quran?" hahaha you're best, dude
Maruf are you a Muslim?
@Evzal Xheladini Yes, brother, I am a Muslim.
I don't think that Quran should be mentioned in this kind of videos? All those f..k words!
Not a big issue! Ozzy Man loves Muslims
ShitGotReal I'm pretty sure he made couple of positive posts about Muslims.
Bloody korean drunk fights are very different to Australian ones. In the land down under its just a bunch of stiff 0.001 mile per hour arm swings, but in Korea these fellas look like they've been scripted the fight in a jackie chan movie! (Literally just posted this comment, and realised it probably is staged... XD )
I've lived in S. Korea for four years. It looks real enough to me. I've seen plenty of fights like this comin' out of bars.
I think you have been watching the wrong Aussies fight mate come down to MT Druitt the biffs can be pretty brutal
That's cause most of the Mt Druitt cunts are on the ice too
"he's like : mate we're not so different super jump super jump"...
LOL!!!
Best yet. Brilliant, especially the bandit duck 🤣
These last few days have been great! So glad I found your channel lol
"Educate yourself"! Hah love it!!
Dude, the dog on the slide almost made me tear up my Man Card hahaha. Dis Tew Much
Love skool funny, cutest dog ever
Just found you a few days ago... Best content ever... My new favourite TH-camr
Best early Christmas present ever!
I have watched ur videos first time ..u really make me laugh
I've Never laughed so hard in my damn life! I was literally crying from laughing so damn hard! My wife thought I was crazy!!!